best of james acaster and stacey solomon on the big fat quiz of the year | James Acaster

the uh how's the ice cream go you've had a pint of peanut butter ice cream i'm eating the whole thing um i feel sick oh yeah oh no peanut butter ice cream will do that to a man doesn't feel good i actually think me and him would be friends in school how do you 35 yeah yeah boy you're my age 26 no [Laughter] you haven't got facial hair you still look new yeah i'm a new boy heart attack oh wow you are on a sugar high i've never felt so alive i know these are our questions we're not giving you the answers no peeking all right you ain't looking at nothing's fine oh [ __ ] i meant to just do that and then i nearly killed you instead that was my that was the scariest moment of my [ __ ] life in my mind when i smacked it against the thing it just streamed down so you couldn't see anything i didn't think it will topple over and kill them the next team is like when people try cinnamon in a shepherd's pie it shouldn't work and it probably won't it's stacey solomon and james a caster which one of us is cinnamon and which one's the shepherd's pie um everyone likes you so you're the shepherd's pie all right man where's yours sweet and sexy i'm i'm happy either way with this you know what you look down good we did it together yeah we went into lockdown together and we've been revising all year for this we got ourselves a tent with the kids with the kids with the kids and my partner i can make things a little bit awkward but not when you're rolling with cinnamon here yeah well you're molly with old cinnamon knowledge which is what i call myself in the quiz world it's fine james and stacey what have you got as a team name cinnamon knowledge and the shepherd's quizzer shepherd's quiz how long were you reviving for this moment a year and if i'm honest we were in that tent before there was even a lot down and you can overrevise sorry maya what are you snacking on it's part one of the show yeah i know there's a lot of ham and cheese down here there's a lot of ham and cheese well pepperoni to be precise pepperoni yeah and salami what quite a range wow you got a full-on cheese ball i asked you what uh term was coined to describe harry and megan moving to america did you get this you did of course makes it makes it yes because it sounds like brexit stacy makes it all i said mexi i thought it might be brary rory yes brexit and harry together so we we we agreed to disagree but we went with mexic first i think you get a point there really and you got this david meyer joe wicks asked you if you knew what the government's third covid slogan was if you got it yeah kiss cuddle shack i was dubious about this answer what did you think it might be like don't kiss don't cuddle and definitely don't shag well the tent said differently act out dominic cummings visit to barnard castle uh i wanted you to fill in the blanks so it was i believe that in all circumstances i behaved blank and blank what do you think properly and nicely i mean you're not far off in terms of the meaning yeah but incorrect what'd you go for james like cinnamon and shepherd's pie well now you sound like a crime-fighting duo yeah imagine if cummings joined our ranks oh oh no he'd really bring a sound thing yeah but it'd be like the wild card on the force doesn't play by the rules and we always have to apologize for it or or not apologize and throw it back in the public's face it was annoying i went there on the same day i went to get my asses at barnard castle there was loads of people had the same idea we were all queuing behind him we're like give it come on come on comments there's only one eye chart we all got to use it why they put it on the side of the castle anyway question four uh these are all audience reviews for a film i just want you to tell me what film the cinema equivalent of having your teeth pulled oh it was so loud that it hurt our ears it also didn't make sense it was stupid rubbish bang bang boom boom shoot shoot some guys running in different directions chasing something some explosion what a waste of time better watch back to the future again oh god some people are horrible weren't they some people are horrible aren't they yeah what a horrible thing to say about someone's film yeah i'd love a bang bang boom yeah you love a bang bang boom boom we love bang bang boom boom films on this man you do but don't tell a husband he knows he's been in attempt with me he knows what i like bang bang boom boom yeah he knows what i'll watch before i go to bed yeah bang bang boom boom and then shoot shoot at the end obviously i asked you what film was being described by audience members with reviews such as it was the cinematic equivalent of having your teeth pulled uh james stacy you've gone with uh james back to the future but but hang on one of the quotes ended what a waste of time better watch back to the future again yeah right so you think it was someone was caught in a loop watching back to the future over and over again well they went to watch it they were i was rubbish and then by the end of the rant they were like i could be wrong actually i better watch it again dealt with themselves joan richard you went with last christmas or tenet uh tenet is the right answer oh i never heard it i've never heard of him it's the big christopher nolan thing didn't he direct dunkirk christopher nolan he did yeah well which is it what what dunkirk or tenet i think i might be low on batteries because i he directed dunkirk that's it then he went on and directed another film about three years after that one well three years afterwards no dunkirk the film of dunk i'm not talking about the event the actual so when do you think the film dunkirk came out just sort of immediately before the lockdown 2017. three years three years ago yeah why are we correcting david why don't we just let him think this is real and see how far we can prank him by the end of the show into thinking that he's in a completely different year thank you carol baskin asked you if you knew what her trademark greeting was did you get this oh yeah we did get this actually what did you poke i didn't do a murder that is maybe one of her catchphrases yeah what did you get they're great i mean i see where the mix-ups happened we haven't seen it tony the tiger isn't in it there's no reference to frosty well then i feel like it shouldn't be called tiger king because if tony's not in it the king isn't in it yeah that's a good point well made james what did you write him hair transplant too you're thinking he's he's only gone and got extensions hair transplants why don't you grow it long now i quite like it like this that seems like a waste if you want to get a transplant just go for a full like a horse's mane or something yeah you definitely missed it if they could do that you know i would what if there's nothing sometimes i'll look at the sky and think what does what if i am in the truman show why are we even doing this this is such [ __ ] there's nothing up there just like what is time what is it what if there's nothing cry stacy don't start on that don't pull that thread but she has got a point you never know i don't think this is the show for existential angst oh no i'm not angry about it you're not you just think there might be nothing and no such thing as time stop silencing her let her speak and we might find something out about the universe i'm just saying if you look you know people are like oh you're late and i'm like no i'm not says who actually i'll take that back let's move on just because you decided there was time it's the producer of loose women and you need to be here so donald trump tweeted i won this election by a lot on the 7th of november and uh twitter went yeah did you though he even put his own exclamation mark in after it he knew he was lying i asked you if you knew why tristram shapiro said he was mortified after a uh mishap on zoom what did you get had he had a a little um han shandy he had not had a hand shandy he's one of the few people on zoom that hadn't embarrassed himself in that way richard you got this right yes he said that an actor's apartment was a sorrowful affair that is it you didn't get an answer for this at all we wrote had wank that way yeah yes i thought it was before it was the man who had the wank he's not the man that had them why would you ask us about anyone else yeah that's mad you're mad you're mad mate if you're asking someone who embarrassed himself on zoom and you know there was a man who had a wank you're mad for not making it him you're absolutely mad we're not long here doom scrolling is um obsessively scrolling through an excessive amount of apocalyptic news so yeah 100 what do you guys get nothing tinder at a funeral that is now that is what it should be called next i asked you what uh gal ghetto and some of our celebrity friends did in a video did you get this we said they sang imagine in 15 different keys i mean that's that is specific uh james stacy yeah imagine okay uh sang imagine but it was shy yeah it's fairly cringe-worthy if you listen very carefully though at the end you can hear john lennon and turn in his grave i just don't get the point i was like oh this is cute but why like it doesn't work you fix corona virus don't you remember no they did that right at the beginning as well yeah that's like early to to go nuts [Laughter] even now i don't feel on the verge of texting anyone and going do you want to do something that matchy could i just say i am jewish so obviously when james suggested this answer i thought well what the hell do i know it could well be this but now that everyone's saying mariah it seems ridiculous yeah so you thought it might be the bible and it was god's biography you thought that might have been in god's perfect where she gets she gets proposed to and they go on a helicopter ride yes because that'll be the bible i don't know that bit of the bible i mean i've not been to sunday school in a while but i think that would have stuck out a lot of stuff happens in that book it's who's got time to comb through it all i asked you why laura clark became the center of detention in the sporting world back in september what are you what have you written there david djokovic hit a tennis ball at her that is the right answer but i'm interested james and stacey you remember it differently well you said september as a clue you said what happens in september so we were like oh it's like it's um sports day egg and spoon race egg and spoon champ you she's just been hit in the neck with a tennis ball i wanted to know why footballer eric dier posted this image to his instagram with the caption the real man of the match james and stacy you married a toilet incorrect there's wayne lineker which i think he's only been kept alive for parts if he was in the crisp adverts it'd be a very different story we got it okay uh james heycaster i've never seen you this excited i finally found what i'm good at in my life yeah and it's this you

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Length: 12min 26sec (746 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 15 2021