Gay Bond Villain Tortures James Acaster! | Hypothetical

okay lgbtq would you be all right just to play out the same scene sure sure i mean what josh for your sake i hope people watch the start of this show before switching on now [Music] your hypothesis the producers of james bond are working on the next movie but they're struggling to come up with a new villain whoever invents the best one will get a share of the sweet sweet merch plus all the recent bonds on dvd james the rules your villain must have a name a distinctive look an original backstory a lair and their own unique way of killing people one more thing they must be played by you i've never thought about this ever before in my life are you a born fan tom i do like bond there's something very glamorous and actually quite camp about the whole thing it could be camper like i've always thought why don't they have a gay james bond like they could call him ooh seven maybe that could be what your what your villain calls james bond yeah oh like and refers to him as she yeah in that very awesome way oh there she goes again you went to my lair did you dear and maybe it's furious that james bond has all that time with judy dench and rather than m it would be um i'm enjoying you naming all these characters here would be lgbtq [Applause] tom what's the back story for lgbtq lgbtq i think is frustrated that he never made it in musical theater what would his evil layer be um probably some sort of conservatory and maybe a double glazing which has got too hot so people are slightly too warm in there then he gets out his collection of android weber cds and people are like oh no kill me now what what house is the conservatory on the side of who lives in the main house um probably his parents [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] do what josh for your sake i hope people watch the start of this show before switching on now [Applause] in a minute oh uh oh i see mother let you in she's awfully polite with guests anyway i won't keep you long i know it gets so frightfully warm in this conservatory as you know i i love musical theater do you like musicals no i i i despise the musicals oh how could you say such a dreadful thing and here was i trying to get the codes out of your memories it's at the end of the day it's one day more this one feels real josh we have one day more uh where i will be on my own uh to try and find out these codes in order for me to uh um create the last night of the world it's like i'm thinking tom can i ask how many song titles have there been so far that i've completely missed about 53. you know it's so lovely to have company here james bond and it's a musical in itself i uh i will sing for you now if you'd like me to fully well i would not like you to sing to me especially not my least favorite song from a musical which is mother left me in [Applause] right well if you don't give me the codes i'm going to sing it well i don't want to give you the codes i have to sing everyone knows i always crack by the fifth verse ding dong went the door at three no and mother shouted up the stairs that's that is he ah wait stop it's mr bond has come to visit i said he would why don't you get the tea things you know you should she opened up the door very slowly she said who are you have you come to see my son you said because you're in it now you said yes i've come to see him i've come to destroy him because he's taking over the world she said he tells that to all the boys [Music] me

Channel: Hat Trick

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Length: 6min 9sec (369 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 19 2020