13 Minutes Of James Acaster Being Peak James Acaster | Taskmaster | Channel 4

going to start with the prize task that's all right greg each competitor brings in something for the prize pot and at the end of the episode the winner takes home all the things that's how it works and the first prize category for our fledgling competitors is the thing that most people would like to touch i'm gonna start with old james there hello what did you bring in that you think i'd like to touch mchammer deliver this task to alex in the most spectacular way alex is in his caravan you have one hour your time starts now thank you music hello come out [Music] your fireworks [Music] key postman [Applause] yeah fireworks santa why is he why is he doing that christmas you're the biggest and best circle biggest and best circle wins your circle must be completed in one single sweep so i'm like i want me to be an enormous human compass i know what i'm gonna do you know what you're gonna do i'm gonna cycle around in circles on the bike while spinning this around my arm okay well you got one go of this good luck yeah well good luck to you this is how you sweep a circle you ready yes [Music] [Applause] [Music] you're still doing it and look where i landed in a circle near a circle how many circles have been involved in this so far there's those wheels already circular this was going in circles around me that's a circle i landed in a circle not most circles huh biggest and best circle yeah but you add them all up together you should add them all up i'll add them all up and then that's that's the that's the task that was the real task okay thank you james i really enjoyed your circles thank you alex goodbye [Music] [Applause] good evening okay explain yourself i thought you thought i've been told i should draw the bigger circle yeah but what i'm gonna do is ride around aimlessly on a bike whilst badly spinning a hula hoop and then i'm going to crash accidentally notice there's another circle and try and claim that as part of my attempt that's my reading of what i saw have you got anything different to add my eyes are circles [Laughter] so my confusing thing is a confusing little box you want to see a picture please okay here's a picture it's a confusing little box that you can't open but you can but you can't open it but you can open it it's a mysterious box i bought in thailand from a do you think mysterious can open it i can't open that picture no you can open that box oh you want to give it a go it's confusing a little box it's going to be good old telly in it i'll just open the boxy [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] came from i just got impatient how was that i thought i got over i thought in my head i thought it was in my head i've just taken charge of the box if i've been there for 20 minutes or so i wouldn't understand you're getting irritated but i still never expected you to use that sort of language let's uh you apologize and we'll leave it there very sorry that's right make the best christmas cracker you have 10 minutes to order your materials and 20 minutes to make your christmas cracker woohoo the time starts now merry christmas happy new year merry christmas alex um whoever wins the cracker will get this crown which i think you'll find is a much higher quality crown than usually getting the cracker it's not in the cracker but as part of the cracker sand you ready yes merry christmas number one christmas can i put the crown on yeah yeah sorry well done lead it [Music] why does santa have three gardens i don't know what it's like to have three gardens none of your business and you wear it as a hat you wear this is a hat as well yeah just put it on your head there you go yeah the gravy makes it stick so the prize category for this specific show is best thing from the 90s so i love the 90s because they were the end of me being the toddler my toddler years were the worst years of my life people used to grab me by the arms and swing me around so i bought in a collage of goodbye to my toddler years okay off is there any part of you that wants me to hold you upside down now to make sure that you didn't have a good time back then you couldn't hold me upside down yes i did hold him upside down are you even doing this i loved it that's uh cast a different light on all this doesn't it there i am oh god where am i going oh wow oh it's the house you've got my skin tone just right okay ah no way come find the task on the table oh my god oh that better not be who i think it is hello who's that is that you yes so i just hey physically recreate a classic computer game best recreation wins you have one hour [Music] [Music] come in [Music] come here [Music] music playing in the carlos [Music] [Applause] [Music] you your daughter it's not bonus stop voters stop voting don't bonus [Applause] hey oh no it's the cops oh [Music] hello james yeah make the best noise when you're ready to make your noise you must say this is my best noise after you have made your noise you must remain still and silent for at least 10 seconds with 20 minutes one attempt your time starts now [Music] i found some stuff i'm just gonna do a little practice no noise at all that what if i fill this with water and then hit him really hard with something how am i gonna make this happen all at the same time [Music] why don't why don't you talk to me at the beginning of the tasks what i always say hello james yeah never say hello it's not in the task isn't it the task is to say hello to alex [Music] be nice though this is my best noise [Music] [Music] okay let's do it now this is the best night james dear dear dear god in my head that was going to sound so incredible i thought this is going to be that satisfying squelchy buoying on the galoshes the ding of a bell thing of the bell the lesson it's an acoustic guitar and it just sounded like i might as well stamp on the floor yeah oh james compose the best 30-second piece of music the best yes please oh yes slide it to my hats here mate you i'm a percussionist myself if you make your sticks oh that's fun okay you're not a musician mate um do the hendrix chord right here we go here we go oh yeah okay so let's just jam i need to give us a bit more instruction oh really okay okay we're going to see someone who has genuinely been in these bands pin drop three line whip the new hardcore skittle movement the capri sun quartet and the wow scenario yes it's james a caster with club stump and this song is called over my shoulder over my shoulder older and older that's what i told you my shoulder i'm gonna coda instead of boulder [Music] over my shoulder older and older that's what i told you [Applause]

Channel: Channel 4 Entertainment

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Id: IESezfWWQTw

Length: 13min 20sec (800 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 02 2022