Best Of Richard Ayoade & Greg Davies | The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2015

richard greg you need to write something on why did they use the doggy double why sorry greg what did you say on this particular question what i said proudly was i don't give a [ __ ] jimmy [Applause] [Music] when i was teaching um there was a kid in my class who was inconsolable one day because his pet taught us had died like he couldn't stop crying and he had to be sent home in the end and the next day he came in and he was absolutely fine and i went you all right today he goes yeah yeah i'm all right today i went oh good i'm glad to hear that yeah did you bury him he goes oh no no my dad's holiday mac we've used him as an ash tray scooped him out with a spoon so greg you used to be a teacher so surely you're going to win the quiz aren't you oh gosh no i was a drama teacher anyway how hard is that make up a play see in an hour no richard you've been traveling the world for the whole year haven't you for travel man oh right um yeah prior to that i've been pecking based so peckham and then the world yeah a lot of places that are at a short haul one with greg to to moscow you you two went to moscow yep yeah have the other teams gone away together have you yeah i went away with richard as well yeah what i'm starting a cult you will receive a call in the night and you come away with me and you come back with new ideas oh of course you are a genius yes right right he knows everything i know nothing i know i'm just saying i'm not receiving the same level of support at this table that's that's because i've i've answered both of the questions so far greg i'm not flourishing in this relationship i'm not flourishing i don't feel valued you you want me to answer questions and then praise you yes please okay that's how my marriage works well well done for answering those two questions thank you thank you internally thank you when um richard and i were in uh russia together richard did an incredible impression of roland dorseveld from tears for fears yeah but he genuinely did i i suspect the chance to be replicating it now and minimal but i just thought i'd say i saw it it was incredible richard please i'll pick a moment um later on and if it's as good as greg says we'll all know what's happened [Laughter] see though how i resisted peer pressure yes right uh next i asked you one of david cameron allegedly put his penis in a pig's mouth what do you think the answer is peer pressure [Laughter] it is worrying in a prime minister it shouldn't have been a story really it's about owning your own gossip i think i for example very early on in my comedy career went on record to say that i as a pubescent man i enjoyed relations with a large blue teddy bear at my house i i put that on record and therefore it's not a story anymore i mean it didn't even look like a bear it was so badly made i didn't really know what i was having sex with [Laughter] you should have said it at the beginning of his career when he was first elected as leader of the conservative party in his opening speech thanks very much everyone just one thing you need to know about me you'll never guess what i once did but i i think it would be better if it was a thing he did regularly rather than as a one-off peer pressure event if you just went this is my jam i like doing this it relaxes me it makes me better i'm gonna keep doing this i'm gonna keep doing this into a third term you're marking us down for uh peer pressure is the answer uh well marking you down you mean not giving you the why why because it makes it easier the ticks and the crosses i'm with them that's the right answer thank you thank you in fact theirs is the most intelligent answer we've had all night because they've got to the nub of the matter yeah it was peer pressure well you make you make a very interesting point but you're not actually in charge so it fascinating that richard and greg two of the finest minds in this studio certainly perhaps not beyond but in this studio have taken the level of this show somewhere else they've not been content to settle for glibness they've not gone for laughs that's been very clear they they're going for something deeper i say you you refuse that point at your peril i agree we are happy to take you all on are you going to give us the point no why because this is about humanity it's about the entertainment it's about the integrity of the entire question yeah jimmy jimmy britain is a democracy there are six people here all saying to you give them the point let's just say in a future question we'll both deliberately answer wrong you can answer correctly yes we will thank you yes we will do sorry there's not a malaysian betting syndicate involved and neither is it a totalitarian state presided over by you you've lost our trust this quiz absolutely is that no not anymore not anymore democracy yeah thank you we're doing a quiz and there's going to be a winner and there's going to be a loser and we'll rig it if we need to it's not a democracy and no one's here to have fun this is christmas it's a quiz what do you win just to be clear pig's head in an unprecedented legal case a 29 year old canadian man has sued his ex-partner for emotional distress after she ceased contacting him on his cell phone the man told the court that she had previously placed regular nightly calls to him calls that could only mean one thing but since he'd left the city all communication had been terminated the prosecution alleged that the lack of calls had left the man down and stressed out and that all he does these days is wonder if his former girlfriend is bending over backwards or indeed rolling up a backwards for someone else taking the stand the plaintiff summed up his case explaining you used to call me on my you used to you used to yeah why don't we get this answer yes yeah let's deliver we don't know this so let's both deliberately get it wrong take the power away from the man thank you and get everything back that point yeah okay thanks great that assumes we know the answer to this do you know the answer it's borderline i i think there's going to be quibble over this quibble quibble there'll be no quibble i mean if you got it right you've got it right well that's happened before uh you heard jon snow reporting on one of the biggest songs of the year what did you think it was over to david mitchell for the answer we deliberately didn't give the answer in order to make the previous round retrospectively fair on on richard and greg i heart jon snow what did you go for i went for adele we knew it was wrong we didn't care what you gonna do about it jimmy make me write it again i don't think so there's a new boss on this show too late for a comeback let's move on deal okay richard greg what did you put the drake song where he dances in various unfurnished white rooms that is that is the right answer they got a point isn't this a lovely metaphor for a dystopian society that's got its act together as as a society we said hang on a minute this isn't right yeah did we complain about it well we did but then but then we put you the government in this instance out of the equation we said let's fix it between us rob you didn't know the song wouldn't it lovely in britain sorry you were going to write down drake hotline bling were you i was going to write that down direct line 24-hour insurance i asked you what title kanye west gave himself while on stage in glastonbury this year well to get the point we said he's the biggest rock star in the world but richard also suggested that he was vulnerable vibrant at times and vulnerable vibrant and at times hostile when stressed what i want to know is what was the excuse given for using a doggy double double dog a double dog which was richard's rap name in the 90s yeah it was and still is today two rolling doors about it's the time's not right okay so if i did the building the the leading there your name violent times you didn't have to tell your soul i think the time was right [Applause] thank you did you just do it yeah i was looking down and writing [Music] i i will admit it doesn't sound as close to him as i remember you are you are destroying my confidence oh no i'm sorry just build me up a little bit you're the greatest rock star in the world these i can do without these are the things i can i can do without these things come on i'm gonna talk please come on i'm talking to you [Applause] oh richard greg you need to write something on why did they use a doggy double why sorry good what did you say on this particular question what i said proudly was i don't give a [ __ ] jimmy oh oh really why not you've got a performing animal you flip it for another performing animal as long as they're performing i don't give a [ __ ] also i've got to say at this stage for this answer i've just written down two dogs i'm i'm so confused i've just written down i think something you told me yeah yes there were two dogs why was the second dog used oh i don't know that bit i asked you what excuse was given for using a different dog in the britain's got talent final what did you put we put the first dog was ill or frightened dead or punched or produced jimmy you can't allow that you can't allow that oh no i can't allow that what what did um richard and greg what did you have what's wrong you're on i mean jimmy please what do you get guys thanks rob and uh thanks for having us on um [ __ ] now what did you go for well rob we went we we said um we said two dogs yeah the first one had a uh substance issue and was um passive aggressive it's crazy it's a really funny answer but i can't give you a point for it joe and rob what did you have uh we had that dog was scared of heights just check would you move was that the right answer uh yeah it was but you don't get any points because [ __ ] you [Applause] wait hold dude but that can't be the right answer it's because it the dog did it the first time what suddenly scared of heights no they used two dogs in the performance so one dog did 90 of the performance and then the last trick which was walking on the high wire they used the stunt dog because the original dog was scared of heights i haven't been able to concentrate since you did that whole [ __ ] you dude thing well they genuinely turned me on jimmy just to see you're always such a genial host normally but you see you get all straightened to slam brighten down like that god he wants to question everything it did [ __ ] you dude hi jimmy now as you know we are huge sex symbols huge this new phrase became popularized replacing the old faithful do you want to come back to mine for coffee no thank you but what was the phrase we've answered all the questions now we thought we'd do an experiment see if we can answer all the questions before we hear them you're not darren brown what are you well let's see let's see i'm pretty sure you're not but okay let's see will farrell and mark wahlberg asked you what phrase is now used to mean come over to mine for sexy times james joyce that was your i thought the question would be who wrote finnegan's wake well you would have been right yeah i mean i feel like an idiot yeah what's your other answer get involved structurally so you would say to a lady in a barn let's get involved can i just structurally that would totally work for me i can't now even look at them did you get this rob netflix and chill okay uh claudia dave that is also what we have written down is that correct yes that is the right answer yes you would say what what are we gonna do tonight just you know netflix and chill within the last seven days my friend my friend of 20 years gavin has invited me around to watch netflix he's he's a father he's a father of three and i'm godfather's one of his daughters but he was saying do you want to come around to my house and i'll [ __ ] you is that what you're okay did he say chill no he didn't mention him so presumably it's not he's gonna be a relaxing [ __ ] i think netflix on its own is just house it's fine it's the and chill the chip turns it that removes the television aspect and introduces sexual intercourse oh i can't that's not how well it's not how i do it chill means let's have some noodles yeah after i've been pounded by by a friend of 20 years i liked it in the old days when people used euphemisms that were a bit gentler like they said you know i met this guy once he said you want to stay for breakfast you know and i went oh [ __ ] it let's have it now and that was wrong apparently and we're back to james joyce who was always playing with language richard greg what did you put in in your um darren brown column in the mystical column we put produced a long sword from his anus i take it we won't be guessing okay nod for that what did you put on the other side katy perry dropped a ton of offal on stage [Laughter] they dropped a ton of offal is that like uh no that is literally that's what it means stop looking for a you commitment maybe not a ton maybe you should come right through do you want to come around to my flat later and drop a ton of offline finally i asked you what online craze was inspired by kylie jenner that involved bottles shot glasses and these lip plumping and what did you put greg richard we uh what did you write sorry we put bad dong why did you write bad jokes column did you put bad dots i haven't used the word dong since i was 13. so delighted to use it again television and then we we put um giant red face giant red face well you're sort of you're pretty close um claudia david full mouth full mouth that as in you know as in plump lips rather than you've got loads of pie in your mouth yeah yeah full full mouth that can often be caused by a bad dong um okay so these things were indeed used to uh for lip loving no point for richard and greg points to claudia david and joe and rob how do i do it as far as i know i think your top lip goes in that one not really sure i think you you do that and then what no i don't you stick it on your face and then you can kind of pump it up and then you've got to leave it on there 30 seconds i think apparently you certainly your mouth does look different immediately you look like that gorilla bad john god it sort of bit me it oh can i ask you how's the grip it's not great and i wonder whether my beard this must be a problem a lot of women have but my beard is preventing the the suction from forming i'm sorry to hear that [Laughter] it's really odd yeah gorgeous really attractive so some people tried it with shot glasses which is very dangerous don't do that at home take a look oh oh my god that's some bad dong right there seven-year-old baseball fan ethan hall there he is made the news this year after his rendition of the australian national anthem didn't go entirely according to plan what disrupted his performance so who's singing the australian national anthem it didn't go brilliantly i've got to be honest with you i asked you what song tyson fury sang to his wife straight after winning the title fight shout tears for fizz uh okay richard greg we'll answer have you given [Laughter] uh rob joe great track from the 90s from aerosmith and it's don't miss a thing traffic and travel next the correct answer oh can i say we also corrected ourselves and put that as the other day so i don't want to miss a thing oh you only bloody did didn't you did you you had a little bit of fun with jesus fears and then you went straight for the aerosmith we have the fun we play the game we have some fun then we play the game [Music] you didn't have okay i asked you what disrupted seven-year-old ethan hall's rendition of the australian national anthem did you get this yes he was attacked by enrique and glacier's drone i can tell you that is not correct uh claudia david we put hiccups with both of the potential spellings we had a bit of a quandary as well as to how to spell it i went with joe's advice meant for hiccups but look what i did with the s which is quite sweet to represent a hiccups yeah adorable yeah p to the power of s what do you think oh that's a lot of fun wanted to know what david cameron got wrong during a speech that their football fans confused what did you put david cameron has always professed to support assassins villains yes and which and the the confusion was the kit because they they have similar kits and he said west ham by the state love's a bit of a ham doesn't he uh claudia david did you get this yes yes it was which team he forgot which team he supported he said west ham it's aston villa it's quite sweet really isn't it because they're the same color kit aren't they it shows how his mind works clearly sort of on colors rather than words it's a bit of a bit of a [ __ ] worry really isn't it richard greg did you get this yep what have you actually written he said west ham not aston villa or bad don that is the last time that i i can't speak for you but i won't be saying bad dog again in the show you're right you cannot speak for me this was tricky um great britain church snooker spoon snooker snucker what are you trying to say you've got anywhere welsh people say snooker it's well known we say tough instead of tooth we say snooker sorry rob a lot of my relatives are welcome they don't say snooker they don't talk to you greg so you wouldn't but no the actual thing this is great britain earns uh what do we say davis cup vic tree did you did you get this great britain earns davis cup victory yeah well what is that the second one that's a brit award what's great returns davis we got it wrong then great britain's davis cup victory so richard and greg got it absolutely right great britain's davis cup victory now is the time to show leadership jimmy now is the time yeah points all round [Applause] [Laughter] did quite nice job here with the answer look what i did um stage to signify the falling the letters go down and two arrows nice yeah nice yeah okay uh richard greg what have you got um we gave two answers they fell off stage or they were involved in the hatton garden heist that's nice that that reminds me what you said earlier you're playing the game and you're having some fun yeah take a look at these photos of hollywood heartthrobs leonardo dicaprio vin diesel and chris pratt all of them are sporting 2015's must-have male physique what was it called oh oh yes should be easy just look down greg by any chance richard and greg have you written bad dong i just said to richard in the last in the last break i just said i actually think i've gone through it now and i don't find bad talking funny anymore but i do like i'll take a look at this footage of australian politician barnaby joyce my question is simple what is he talking about hello jimmy now as you know i'm not the world's greatest shopper so when i do go shopping i'm always on the lookout for unusual ingredients but what new law described by the media as being potentially chaotic could be avoided by purchasing a life fish an axe or a handful of loose seeds tax could be avoided by purchasing what there was a tax and you could avoid it if you if you purchased a live fish an axe or a handful of lucy's yes yeah you've got it fine and finally a law passed in 1835 that banned willfully leading or driving any horse ass sheep mule swine cattle or carriage of any description or any truck or sled on a footpath led to banning what popular fad this year banning fans there's a grown man with a mortgage there bad dog this could be the first one literally a grown man yeah it's over i'm not i'm not said a word i'm not so bad no but i don't this joke just got legs like you would not believe this is like a millipede this joke always i genuinely feel like i'm gonna go insane okay all right so okay i showed you these pictures of hollywood heartthrobs leonardo dicaprio vindie's on chris sporting the physique of the year what was it called i'm going to go to you greg davis [Music] what did you write greg well it's dad bod but we did an anagram of it first bad dog but they've probably got bad dogs well what have you got joke rob uh yeah dad okay and claudia david dad well i can tell you the answer was bad dung [Applause] nuggets of course points all round dad bod okay next i showed you some footage of an australian mp what on earth was he talking about johnny depp's puppies johnny depp dogs let's go to greg davis who's going to tell us what he wrote well i wrote the second half of this i wrote johnny depp's dogs that's not your handwriting what was he talking about then jeremy clarkson's bad dong johnny depp's dogs is our answer okay for our next question heston wanted to know what tax could be avoided by buying a live fish an axe or a handful of loose seeds uh we go straight to richard iwadi and greg greg it was the five feet back charge otherwise known as the bad dong tax attacks five feet it's the back charge jimmy five pounds but if you buy seeds or an ax or fresh fish you get a bag you're gonna break for free um rob joe save your you're all absolutely right it was the 5p charge for carrier bags um okay next i asked you what popular fad was banned this year after a law from 1835 was invoked what did you think it was it was the the swag the swag way segway or swag way you're not allowed to ride them in public places the swag way is yeah absolutely right giveaway slash hoverboard okay and richard and greg did you get it no we got netflix and chill bad dong okay so sorry to everybody involved in the last part of this show i regret nothing okay so points out for rob and joe points there for gloria and david are no points for the netflix and chill bad dogging let's take a look at the scores i can tell you that uh richard iowa and greg davis have 30 points claudia winkleman david mitchell have 33 rob and joe have 35. [Applause] [Music] final thing we have the big fat question i'm looking for three things there's a point for each and if you get all three i'll give you a bonus five points no so we're still in the game despite being so profoundly [ __ ] all the way through so what i want to know is the highest grossing film in the uk this year and because star wars has only just come out and it's clearly gonna be massive we're not counting star wars okay so not star wars biggest film in the uk this year got it okay all right write it down tick next question the biggest selling album of the year couldn't be easier it's huge potential biggest selling album of the year even david mitchell will get this already i don't know i don't know and finally the most watched tv show this year most watched tv show oh i'm going with richard's suggestion i'm so nervous i could be sick first off the highest grossing film of the year rob joe what did you put is it spectre uh what did you go for richard gray spectre what did you go for david uh i can tell you you're all right that's the highest grossing movie of the year the biggest album of the year by some margin i would add uh rob and joe 25 by adele uh what did you put richard greg i wanted to say 25 by adele but um unfortunately we had a little bit of bad dong and um we've gone for double x by ed sheeran because i feel that the adele album came out quite recently what did you go for taylor swift 1999. we actually crossed out adele 25. adele 25 was the best-selling album most watched tv show of the year what did you go for richard and greg uh downton abbey rob joe what did you put um the the great british bake off okay claudia david what did you go for but baker i can tell you the great british bake off was the most watched tv show this year 14 million viewers so you get two points gloria david richard and greg you get one point and rob and joe you get three points plus five because you've got them all right that is your last time to add up your scores here's how the teams did richard and greg are in third place with 31. claudia and david have 35. rob and joe are the winners with 43 points [Music] you

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Length: 32min 28sec (1948 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 10 2022