BEST FUNNY TikToks I Watch On The Toilet! | SSSniperWolf

Hello friends it's me as you can see I am slowly working on my background and today we're gonna be watching some tick tocks this dude was carrying a stack of pizzas dropped one oh just picked it up with one hand like it was nothing [Music] and he had to go check like wait did I get super powers the web hello in a web coming out I got nothing he really thought he was the next Peter Parker I dared him to push all the chickens and Spencers oh this is going to be loud [Music] it was a lot softer than I expected it it's kind of like they're singing in harmony [Music] I thought it was gonna be like I'm glad it wasn't what is your favorite thing in the world not a boy what I thought I thought you had a boy uh definitely learned that from Daddy do y'all even have a cat bro what's this mother thing the Saturn Burger I mean they do got a ring on it and why are you leaving the for oh they're inside never have I seen something so diabolical they're inside the car are these idiots start flapping their birds like trying to get the fries Bottom Feeders every last one of you maybe get a job make some money stand in the drive-through like the rest of us and buy your own fries you know this is why they call people bird brain she was just going to grab her phone I never seen a grown person with food aggression shut the whole thing in her mouth you don't trust your own daughter around a piece of cake you know I have to shove the whole thing in my mouth before anybody could get a bite she didn't even want it she knows that's yours nah cause my dogs be acting like this I put food down for them they act like they have three seconds to inhale it or it'll just like disappear you got one of those massagers there's got to be like some sensor right here cause why does that feel so good y'all are getting way too comfortable on this app this is the state of the drafts bro when you accidentally type laughs [Laughter] nice bro that dude just like why can't I do it embarrass myself for nothing and I can't even get a good bar out of it look I put LOL you're crazy girl you're crazy crazy you crazy girl did she put LOL not only you're such a crackhead some mighty fine cardboard my dude was picking his next snack crunchy peace [Music] honestly same my mother says there's food in the house the food I eat things for the crunch in my world everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies this is where it's from that's beautiful Katie oh wait there's something a little off about this [Laughter] hey Luke pose for a picture really quick hello Ellen DeGeneres is that you now you ruined his day is it a cute little pose on everything just to tell me I look like that POV you getting arrested you putting the hiccups on little did you know I always dreamed of this you know what I don't think you're gonna run away or anything just get in the back of my car what could be so funny besides the laugh itself You're gonna laugh that's a wheeze the rip gas license plate you press the gas a little too hard it's over car ran out of battery I ain't never seen a Tesla owner that never skipped arm day though they always got those stupid license plates rip gas no gas vegan we get it you think you're too good for gas foreign [Music] vehicle huh [Music] always okay you just touched my tire with your tiny with your cough it's okay did not do any damage just come on there are two kinds of dogs look very polite we'll take what you've given and then this guy food aggression just snatch the whole thing dude and nothing more comforting than the smell of skid marks I don't know why I never thought to put googly eyes on my own eyes oh no the child is terrifying you don't think I look Kawaii you probably watch Coraline I was scared he's next POV when your phone rings what I mean I guess I can never look at my phone the same way again and when that when it makes that sound it looked like this Society if Boomers could say Chipotle correctly okay read it out loud to me okay what read this out loud I can't even see it security and Boomers could say what the hell that was let's try it Chipotle Chipotle correctly he almost said Chipotle correctly we were this close hey everyone wants a peanut butter no I'm good yummy a spoonful of peanut butter you don't want it what if I do this it's the only way that anybody would want it I'm waiting for the airplane to come this is simply the only way to enjoy a spoonful of peanut butter with a face full of peanut butter this is what you see at Planet Fitness oh I don't think he's doing it right now that's exactly how he's supposed to do it bro is working on his Naruto run and his foggy jump he was having a good time trying this filter on my boyfriend [Music] and whatever he was holding is gone this filter is weird this dude just like pops up behind you at least he got them Lightning Fast reflexes if anyone trying to mess with him who's granddaddy just spawned right behind me [Music] did you see what you see what he just did social media is a lie we gonna make it look like everybody's eating look what he just did show the plates show the walls and then slowly slide over the place and then show their plates this was so unnecessary yeah okay you guys are sharing two plates with four people but we're gonna make it look like all four people got their own plate you know the ultimate Flex besides paying full price for everybody at a buffet oh dang is right what did you think you weren't gonna get wet or something literally standing at the end of the ride I mean if you want to get wet now you know where to go how many genders are there I don't know I just got here he didn't want to get canceled I have no idea I just spawned I know I know you I know you I found it in your area I found it in your your box your box [Music] what can you do he started playing the SpongeBob music like the weird Bikini Bottom fit like life is great like wait you got to be mad about you instantly forget the anger what was I even angry about all problems have been forgotten so she tried this filter on her boyfriend too and he tossed this drink for what you got me to calm down these filters getting too realistic I bet I can make you smile let's do this hilarious like five seconds [Music] but five seconds it's been eight why are you giving me that face I can't take this no more the smile the wig why she look like him though I mean congratulations you actually got a smile out of me today oh Mission failed we'll get up next time Hello friends it's me and today we're gonna be watching some tick tocks shoes at Target and her shirt ripped when they were in the dressing room so suddenly this is the next best thing this ain't Plan B plan C Plan D this plan Z I feel like there's gotta be a better option than to take your sweatpants and just oh wait I can do it yeah I don't want to see that like how did the shirt rip your friend recording you is literally wearing a sweater she couldn't have taken it off for you madam no keep this Walmart Behavior out of Target [Music] Billy you did not just grab Spider-Man by the spider Bean you just can you do that a child's hands just Jim I really hope it was because of St Patrick's Day and he wasn't wearing green please roast me in the comments I can take it your pants look like the intro to Monsters Inc only difference is the doors have a monster in them and your pants definitely don't oh oh if you can't take the heat stay out of the bathtub that was brutal we asked for a roast not a murder never let them know your next move let go okay we're good oh that's enough oh you don't even like apple juice I just dumped the whole thing also why this baby so strong carrying a whole gallon like that where your parents you just gonna pour the Juice by yourself and then realize wait I don't even like apple juice I'ma just because that's what we do in this house when we don't like something oh look a dandelion my speed lash won the season yeah now thank you for reminding me that this video exists oh look I thank you that's pretty lash won the season not so delicious wow what oh no was that a fart it just farted and scared itself first time farter people still use both to cut their hair perfect what the [ __ ] that's perfect okay I thought it was gonna be a fail but sir if you think it's perfect it's perfect man everybody don't FaceTime somebody you like Steve Harvey hey look y'all really think he looked like Steve Harvey huh I love it because he actually kind of looked like Steve Harvey oh whoever made this Builder it's just look way too real that went in his ear and unlocked a new sound she was doing her hair for school she made it into a donut well the drinking everything when my crush says he likes Donuts show up to school the next day well I got a donut for you right here that actually looks really good this is a public service announcement to go try on your partner's jeans oh here's the definition of a short King oh they don't even fit this is not gonna work for everybody at least they make for some nice over the knee juice Jean boots oh how cute how cute what the [ __ ] do you think you're doing he's so freaked out I thought you met the dog but they're talking about you how cute how cute cute somebody's Auntie can I pet you Kelly ah hey that was pretty sauce mother if you wanted a bite you should have just asked this is really just shoved it in there like trying to shove a dollar in a vending machine no that's going to hurt ah yeah it really got me I don't know why I thought it was gonna just flick back really fast it's just glue it's a glue stick oh man he didn't even Flinch he knew exactly what was gonna happen I don't care what it is you put anything that close to my face on my Flinch you even talk loud in front of me I'm a flinch oh she's just gone that'll teach you not to try to get other people's snacks let this be known this is a warning tell all the other seagulls in the area to keep our friends from staying in the toilet for too long so I invented this time toilet the design is very human when our friend goes to the toilet we just need to set the time when the time is up if the friend still doesn't come out it will start automatically very easy to use what what make sure you let them know that know that you know when you go to the back you run in my electricity bill up and it's like while you're in there I miss you so I installed the time death trap in my toilet it's because I love you imagine I have an explosive diarrhea and then just time's up well at least the design is very human oh no oh no I'm accidentally Mozart how to get off piano silently hey it's Kirby in real life except he's a street performer and has grown a human head whoa what happens at the end of the day he just tuck his head back in and go home take a nap actually it was really fun everyone underestimates me but then they turn their back and I'm like Boo and they're like whoa I wasn't expecting that but then they turned their back and I'm like Boo and they're like oh for a second I'm like wait what is that but she just like edited it nobody can actually do that can they why you can't let looks deceive you from the mouth like that could probably swallow an entire childhole doesn't mean you should [Music] good Apollo what this is the smartest bird I've ever seen in my life that's right it's color black good bird how does it know how does it know what color is this black no oh come on you can do it what color is this all right no what color that's really close good job it's color white are you really teaching a bird tricks trying to follow two more what color that's right what is smart ow that's right good bird Apollo oh Inu was red and he knew it was a bell I thought it was nunchucks I like how he's like slowly itching away from him like trying to get away from the knowledge you don't want to learn no more oh look how he cracked the pistachios watch and learn from this guy he's probably an expert oh he'd do it better than me I mean he's very well equipped to de-shell a pistachio he's making a mess just because you know your colors doesn't mean you can leave crumbs on the floor Apollo if I look red it's because I can't go like two seconds without coughing I'm gonna take a cough drop s scared me am I really that ugly that the monkey gonna turn around and screech in my face you gonna react like that looking like that look how tiny [Music] tiny I've never seen something so small I would have thought it was a rat it's a cat they told me a cat just like spawned in the middle of the classroom where do I go from here who should I shape-shift into next time flawless where'd the kick come from Flawless victory yeah it's perfect she was waiting for this moment this is my chance the baby debut guys is this rare no it's not worth anything maybe two dollars I'll give you two dollars right now give me the card man I wish I could sucker this kid out of this car but why is it in such bad condition look at this looks like a [ __ ] Massacre I'm so sick of you Nike look at me we just got here I just felt like he hold it on to it leave him alone he just want to go for a swim where are his fudge Paws that is one goofy looking dog oh oh why is it making that sound hey why you bark like that he's calling the police but friends it's me I don't know how they can call it a restroom when I've been fighting for my life the past few hours but I did find some tick tocks to show you apparently if you can touch your elbows together you're flat oh no oh The Forbidden clap also ladies don't do it it's a trap she was doing an eyeliner tutorial right let's go for a makeup tutorial to summoning a demon I'm terrified of this when you get the eyeliner pen and then even if a little bit gets in your eye you blink and then it spreads into your entire eye and the next thing you know you're strapped to the bed and mother's calling the church every time I turn my back I don't even understand French what's her hair she dyed her to look like a dang weather map you know let me pause this video and give you today's forecast oh girl got two sausages on her face call them lips oh and we're gonna need a whole entire Paint Bucket to fill these bad boys oh juicy but why she look like her lips bricked up you know one makeup application is the whole entire tuba lip gloss like does she have to be careful around Forks could she safely put a fork around her mouth without just I feel like it is just one fork poke away from deflating hahaha you go from hahaha real quick oh the tables have turned a balloon for every occasion so if he tells you anything different he's a liar and a snake launched it out the window apologize immediately I would literally start crying so if he tells you anything different he's a liar and a snake just smack them across the street also is this audio from Euphoria I have not watched it yet but every time I hear this voice I'm like this sounds like somebody in Euphoria I don't know how to explain it it's like how I heard Alana Del Rey song for the first time and then I didn't know it was Lana Del Rey but I guessed it was Lana Del Rey and it was because it sounded like it would be her even though I've never heard her is that called intuition I don't know maybe I'm flexing too hard he cracking an egg we gonna cook it on the car oh where did he just went in the engine and slid right in never to be found again check the exhaust hole hello how are you you're being hacked at the moment no way the kid actually fell for it like if I end this right now I can't be hacked because you know I'm not supposed to be on Omegle anyway Hey There Brother do you have time to talk about Jesus Christ today oh you're dead okay well you have yourself a blessed day Okay YouTube I said after she said you deaf oh you're dead also how did he hear her knock on the door okay she just woke up with 12 missed calls and 15 texts from their EX my ex Stephen please take me back I miss you we can work things I was like wait a second anyway Steven she sounds very humble and sincere I am asking that you take her back I just found out thank you for nothing is mean I thought you were supposed to say it when someone tries to help you but it doesn't work out can I borrow a pencil I'm sorry I don't have a pencil it's okay thank you for nothing I didn't know it was mean I've said that to so many people great congratulations that they probably think you're a big butthole I get where she where she's coming from but yeah like thanks for nothing you did nothing to benefit me it's always used in a sarcastic manner never in like a oh it's so it sounds for nothing you're supposed to say thanks anyway oh [Music] is that all it takes I can't believe I've been using the dropper this whole time where I gotta just pour the entire bottle in that ain't no Visine that's holy water oh man what I feel like doing after seeing some nasty stuff on the internet so the first one you get is gonna hunt you and the second monster you get is Gonna Come save you give me some more weak please oh okay that's easy class we're gonna protect me yeah all right your turn smash no she did not no hesitation King Kong smashed down bad for a monkey this gotta be worse than people smashing or passing Disney characters not the Eiffel Tower Grandma chill people handle their grief differently Grandma finds peace and shrieking oh is that a crab it doesn't even look real oh Robin's eyes down to wipe them like those claws put the little windshield wiper oh it's just so tiny and cute both of y'all cannot fit on that those I thought the whole thing was gonna collapse what the heck decapitated the horse me kicking my cow out of the room at 3am open the door or I'm gonna throw rocks through your windows you dumb [ __ ] I don't know how people sleep with cats like you gotta kick them out they're not like dogs they are disrespectful they don't care if you're asleep they won't be jumping all around the place just because you asleep doesn't mean I have to be asleep dogs are different human is asleep oh I guess it's time for me to sleep too we're cats at 3am okay all right y'all what is [Music] hey wait that's not a stomach the baby where are you also what's in there y'all have enough the baby's stretching readjusting you know stretching his feet out trying to get comfy pregnancy scares me when I'm cashiering and I see apparently their kid in the line alone better hurry I'm gonna check out everything really fast I don't care how old you are if your mom doesn't come back in time you're gonna have to pay for all of this you don't have money yes you're not getting your groceries guess I have to start getting the next person you are an evil person how to give children anxiety excellent I thought he was singing when I woke up but he was snoring [Music] anybody snoring like that around me I'm waking them up unless it's my dad oh my god when you gotta share a hotel room with your parents and you gotta listen to your dad snore all night and you can say or do nothing except get so angry you start crying hard working duck look at him go hey work to squeeze the lemon the music is perfect too if somebody give him a raise he's the only one doing any work around here [Music] wait oh no oh no I can't pass oh just kidding good thing I'm skinny oh that's a skinny privilege you walk past two people easily slide right through that doesn't even look real is this edited was this the proof that she's not photoshopped or something because this does not look real she looked like a one-piece character me deleting an app on my home screen all the other apps no very annoying and then I go slide one to the next page and I'm like no wait go back to first page I need you on the first page also why they gotta vibrate human basketball ah I was not expecting the basketball to stand up grow some legs and I have evolved I am no longer bald step one grow legs step two enslave the human race when subtitles say people speaking in another language that's a really good point Diane thank you so much for bringing that up thank you you know I'm not a genius or anything but the whole point of subtitles is to know what they're saying people speaking in another language like you know what I'm saying yeah I got that part but what are they actually saying I'm missing a very valuable piece of information in this movie I can't believe I accidentally did this on live TV black smoke first thing on the job or Subway how are you gonna go up to news and just be like honestly I would do the same it's just so unprofessional gen Z given the news y'all gonna do an intro too like hey what's up it's your girl on the weather forecast today some body oh she saved that baby quick you know good thing the song started playing she could catch the baby before the beat drop some body how did that even happen that paper just was like bye [Music] oh and go get it cannot do simply not fluffy enough it's giving the worm from Bug's Life oh this guy this guy I love this guy he was a delightful shape this Gap right here because of that I'm able to tell that this car's been in an accident well you don't [Applause] you don't taste you take one look at this and it's like oh it's a little deconstructed but it's okay drives great we'll get you from point A to point B car is car [Music] no do you do I watched another Tick Tock they said the foam on the beach that's whale sperm whale sperm sperm of a whale and you got him frolicking in it like that was so fluffy on wonder why nobody's touching it your dog is literally covered I'm not gonna say it again I ran too like what was that you think the guy is blind I think he doesn't flip I would be running too have you not seen shows like this like parasite like somebody fall into the flip like this I'm assuming the demon has taken possession of their body not a prank heck yeah [ __ ] POV your sister made cookies why are they so hard oh they let that grease stain oh those are the worst cookies the worst the hard ones you call this fresh baked can deflect the bullet with these bad boys [Music] [Applause]

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Length: 30min 5sec (1805 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 13 2022