Sebastian

driving that's another thing I can't do ever get behind someone they're not moving they're not moving right you're right you're like you change into an animal [Applause] all right you're just looking for to pass lane you're looking to pass them and it seems like it's days it takes days for this to happen but you'll finally get it right you'll finally get it but as you pass you can't let this go as you pass them you have to turn and look to see wouldn't and striving this way you can't go to bed at night without putting a face plate miles-per-hour and I don't know what happens to us as we pass we lose it we're like sometimes you want to just slow up so they can see the face and will probably look at what you did there I was half a mile ago look at this transfer van [Applause] at a price check ever get this they're sitting there they scan the stake price doesn't show up not I have to turn and ask Timmy the bagger to go find out what the t-bone steak costs and that person is always like yes Timmy could you play please go find out for me and now you hear the whole line just get deflated and pissed off at this one person because they didn't pick out the right state I never want to be the problem if they scan my steak and it doesn't show up you know what I tell the cashier forget it I don't need it keep it going you think I'm gonna wait for Timmy Timmy don't even know he's working this kid leaves here he ain't coming back Zuri hit an interview with this kid no I'm looking at the bagger he's got a rainbow mohawk right Danny's got this I don't know what it is if it's an earring you ever see this it looked like somebody took a shotgun and blew a hole through his ear and then they put magnets in his earlobe do you know what would happen to me if I ever came home as a kid with magnets hanging out of my ear my father would throw me against the refrigerator you ever see somebody leave the grocery store and the alarm go off then alarm constantly go off people walk off I was in there [Laughter] and what did I do they always tell you you're good good you can have nine snakes down your pants they got a bathroom a pendant in the bathroom they put this guy in there about 15 years ago and his sole job is to give you a towel after you're done washing your hands from here to your hands now I don't know if that was a problem for people I don't people were coming out of the bathroom way what do I do [Music] so management said you don't listen they're not grasping the concept they're coming out they're drenched they're soaked we need to put a guy in there to distribute pops and as soon as you walk in and you see him you get pissed off that he's even there right you walk in you see

Channel: Paul Scelzo

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Length: 4min 51sec (291 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 31 2018