BERNIE MAC - I AINT SCARED OF YOU! (ANIMATED 😂)

neither of the siblings whoa you patch our mother you son of a [ __ ] you understand I got that [Applause] [Music] Coffee stare like mother coffee give it up a my man Bernie Mac [Applause] I scared of you mother I'm gonna come straight up there mother impressed I ain't coming from the food and New York get Debbie y'all look good y'all like a pig as it sounds look good but I love six I love pinkish no more and I'm blessed I'm big-boned I'm heavy structure I'm home if I pull my stuff is whole ring [Applause] [Music] you don't understand I scared of you mother don't duck down I love I love sex man I love it by the pound I believe me put this in camps can you imagine sex in can month gonna be shopping finish both be playing ball man they know cheeky way to do long time getting a snack and put some going in [Music] you don't understand I'm scared of you mother women just do anything to you talk to you any kind of way you want to talk to some bad it don't make no more sense I'm in a bar my name I finish cooling out just being cool like I am chillin what we're gonna color me this is a dashi to get that baseball did you said Mac I said yeah that's my name the glass your questions I say yeah she says this blue tastes like pumpkin pie made me man this house always a little damn question like that I never had no talking back you don't understand No Thomas I scared you mother well you make love to blackball mama tell you how you do it you got to be good I'm not talking about myself cuz you know and number 50 pumps countless you ain't got nothing to do it ain't number five minutes but the full play make it seem longer but she didn't want my black woman man will tell you something I don't care how meek that woman is how soft-spoken she is if you give it huh whatever rule which is she gonna let you know you can have our patch on your leg of the shipping lanes you patch out mother you son of a [ __ ] you understand I got that [Music] you know what's funny when you make love to a woman and she on top and the full ring that's some funny what's she on the full ring man every time sitting on the phone you get coolest no answer yeah I got an answer hey baby no answer hey it might be a job and every time you know she spit up the phone stop fiddling with you what she pick up every time to talk give her [Music] a little odd but oh what I'm doing this weekend I'm doing but I love my black people I'm gonna tell you something we got to stop the violence we got a vote stop the violence and vote I'm here stop this violence all the Chicago I do the show for Cook County Jail and you know over 40% of brothers in jail for nothing and they had little serve a little panel think we gotta ask them a question you know I said man I said oh hey my brother what CFO he's in nothing brother's got this big about being a pawn what is a pawn I never did understand that but take my life he said nothing on your face ever lay off for a long time you take the fall [Applause] I said made nice and so what you're funny and I ain't no Punk I didn't tell them my ball I said what is your phone number not really no parks you a new food some time for you muffin I'll be in court you lengthen whoever like Tom yeah he killed that moment sadder than a handful tax the millet finger trying to call you but the levels this [Applause] [Music] do you understand I got that [Applause] now you never know what's up man how singers how did take original song and make a remake and the remake sound better than the original song I've read just saw my mom and self call take me out to the ballgame the black verse me out it's over the ball gang I said take take me out with the crowd now by subpoena got mr. peanut the battery lamby lamby lamby lamby [Music]

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Views: 120,812

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Id: KLfv5ZFxa48

Length: 9min 7sec (547 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 12 2020