Benny Hill - Bo Peep: Nursery Rhyme Interpretations (1973)

white children or sitting comfortably then let's begin Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep and doesn't know where to find them leave them alone and they'll come home bringing their tails behind then their children that's a nursery rhyme it's a story and it could of course be told in many other ways good evening now I want you if you will to cast your minds back to last February the 31st somewhere in this area here several sheep was stolen now one of the gang was seen making his getaway in a stolen car which he drove the wrong way up a one-way street and he tried to squeeze between two oncoming juggernaut lorry to be on the lookout for a tall thin Cortina now would you look at this jumper here because the police have a theory that some of the sheep have already been sure and their wool made up into these jumpers which is produced by the love dish group of Switzerland so if you are out anywhere and you see a girl that you don't know very well and you see a wearing one of these just go up and do look inside for that if you see that label in there what you must do is to limp along to your nearest phone box four red pimple lane you don't necessary on pepper do ever pepper yeah he got lost in my shipper that's the sheep in hey idealist local footy cheaper Yami must looking silly sheep and yeah oh good ma beginning raining raining we cannot look in footage she be in the running whoa what can be doing you i'm in Foley okay is top get it earlier and your application do to be tanuki come on in it ah he's looking for a cistern you seize them yeah but that far oh boo bedroom with a blonde Aharon at the booty Bluestein yeah it's really neat listen her famous looking for cheap yah famous lookin fer de sheep and yeah oh come on they didn't rhyme in the rain rain consume when Ryan convey cannot looking for the Sheep in designing for the yeah knocking it tutoria Oh mayor pretty knockers why aren't I mother of Beau Pepin Chris DeMuth aqua pepper it is sisters yeah yeah Austin - cheapen your loss the CPR looking for - Ethan yah he was looking for - Ethan yeah Oh Vicki no diamond no beginning yeah yeah we can't looking for the Sheep an intervener yeah we can looking for the Sheep no foldy mm sheep missing since yesterday have so far not been found Nathan was pretty ugly more yesterday the home of some 2,000 sheep today a barren wasteland the owner of the Sheep miss peep is Beth as he did how the local police have not ruled out foul play for the past 17 ours two men one of them the local switchboard attorney the other a the Shepherd who was in charge of them I've been helping the police with their inquiries no wilt you see he tend to be heated to in tears of teeth dizzy Oh Oh talk he came to Sal's and tea you see that that's to tell and to see them to to tell and teeth teeth teeth teeth pity till eternity pivotal stains no these definitely stolen sir there's no dead bat I mean they couldn't all are gone in the bog and then groom that search party ain't I'm not gonna say my sense my second son's and my six daughters are one joins joined in the search party to do their best like just because not only did they get away with all them sheep sir but they also got away with the Sheep virility pill that's does like to make the sheet more delicate sorry that so only means your aphrodisiac will see they are so everything is if you find them do get in touch with us right away they're sort of like better size of a house ring and they're yellow so oh and they taste a peppermint the second I found a membership was missing I phoned up PC pots and where was he where he always is in the back sitting on his big results o users eyes over that bar mate the one was the back cause he reckons he's gonna I think you want to watch out I said you'll be putting her in the no forget about that you come along and cut up your I tell me so I walk across another the other day from I suddenly had a rich design I gaze along with a funky stitch and I stand then I stop stud eases uses I said the old god I said I got a lady up here is where you think I got down and that's why you get on the back P and P shoot that's why that's what that is all day here in the West Country things move quickly these days already the battleship land is being taken over I heard of cars Nathan wide news at 10 I have a wondrous tale I would impart though you may think it is not worth a farthing top the nail cancer in my tale is one Bo Peep who one day was accounting of her sheep and by the counting of them did she fall asleep the did they depart one of them a black sheep whose fleece was black as soot and where so air the black sheep went his 30-40 but the black sheep left them more as light as any else and yet in truth he was as black as any more himself one frivolous lamb a reckless beast who took to gamboling and thus was fleeced a lamb a Hornick Ram who did his mistress's entreaties fern and lost himself for trying to make a u-turn one masochistic lamb hooked through the stinging nettles hops but stops upon occasion to smack his jabs one foolish sheep who near the village frolics a shepherd caught him by the home for alcohol one queer sheep who although said was gay and when I approached would turn the other way his wool is spun into a yarn so thin but not as thin as this yarn which I now spin her father counseled her pay them no mind they will return a bringing of their tails behind but as the smallest of these lambs who set upon the icy ground decline in voice of old so do I say to you my tale is told commissioner that's a reckoner anytime yeah it's glad to help oh that's bad that's bad that is bad that's good very good well that's okay that sounds pretty bad I'm mostly gonna mention there yeah that's good just helping the commissioners sort out of box of strawberries how can I do be a madam could you speak up a little please something distressing you seems to be the trouble sir the daughter Chifa I think it's super serious cheap how do you spell that I can't say as I've heard of her she doesn't have many friends well that doesn't surprise me I'm us there is this girl the moment she was outside in the corridor chief well then why don't we have her hands devastate a shock she doesn't seem to be active right remember you mean to tell me you think you're acting in a rational manner I wanna see this girl I want to see her now get her in won't somebody help me please I can't believe it is like some terrible frightening dream it was last Thursday I was alone in the meadow with my sheep and this man came by and wide staring eyes oh god they said I could 'not ëismí he he gave me a drink of water and he tastes kind of strange and some of the whole world was spinning and falling and all the demons I fell one loose in my head I screamed and fell I must have passed out cuz when I came to all my sheep a gun and the great meadow was empty it was you want to tell me about it whoever as the chief has to spend a lot of time with them looking after them tending of water feeding them why don't we have that feller and they'll be brought in on a 747 but he was just a big word chief I want to see him and I want to see him now so bring it in but chief how did you know was him had my suspicions the minute he told me his name what's your name again something basal bassy chief on our side I want you to know that I'm sorry I doubted your veracity well I lost that years ago good evening Siobhan sir good evening Louie you know tell me what of you got this young lady here we have a rotten walls sheets head soup lamb chops lost lamb

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Keywords: Benny Hill, Comedy, British, Thames

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Length: 14min 9sec (849 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 23 2016