Benny Hill - Long Dry Summer (1975)

mama I'm home landscapes the way you've been all this time mama a strange man followed me all the way home how did that make you late he wasn't walking very fast look I'll put out them cookies you made cuz guess what what mama you are gonna have a gentleman cola a gentleman cola a dental goal mama you act like it's the first time it's ever happened well I've heard gentlemen crawlers colas before well mama I can marry any man I'll please but you don't please any of them do you look how you treated that poor note and short power Noah and short mama no insured was not a Noah mower meiyan hold his own drive-in movie so as he could look at the wall-to-wall carpeting people over 70 and tree only if they was accompanied by their parents when he went away on business were you faithful to him mama I was faithful to Norton short several time braids holy cow mama seen the nice little engagement ring in the jewelers ring and I said Ellen why don't you go buy it and he did went straight by it now Elmer was a nice boy I like Elmer Amer Johnson but you didn't like him cuz you said he was a city slicker he was a street cleaner that's the same thing baby we just gotta get you a rich husband we can't go on like this so when he comes please be nice to him for momma momma eighties not me that puts them off it is you mama do you remember when you had to drop judge me down to the clambake we were sitting in the back of the van sparking and all you had to do was follow the white line down the center the road you had to go and follow a Cal that was late for Milton when we got to the clam but you had to go and put an egg in your malted milk well lots of people have egg in their moded milk but not fried mama and then when you sing judge poor grandpappies tombstone they're hanging on but that long piece of wire you had to go and say I see got the phone put in I have tried to love you God knows I have tried to love you mama remember mama when I was a little bitty baby ever fell down and hurt my knee I used to come get it now mama let's say mama and I have a cookie and when I lost my tired abaya and ma buoni a fire under I am my little dollies I used to come and I say mama can I have a cookie then that day when my own dear sweet wonderful little pet skunk died I came to you and I say mama can I have a cookie and no one's did you gonna give me one I don't care I'm taking them up chopped or each cuz I like to eat him up there don't know why it's so quiet up there shlocker graveyard child I never told you this before but your daddy proposed to me on Choctaw Ridge and when I accepted him he was so excited he had a heart attack and died on the spot mama do you realize that what that makes me yeah and I mean one to now my famiiy is broke I'll recognize that boys and a whale and Lucy yes I live and breathe miss you sir yes I'm afraid I'm gonna have to leave your boy leave my employ in heaven's name why don't seem in your wages y-yes sir you haven't even spent the $50 that we promised you last year just not for myself mr. sir says here that has come to my notice that my three daughters are old pregnant and the claim that you are responsible is that true Lester Lester I do believe you're blushing oh listen that is the twelfth time that has happened this year and it's only January the 4th don't rush yourself you better go and have a lie down there's the skinny ugly four-eyed shrimpy little bony boy want to see you and this nice gentleman I'd like to see you too Nick my you look so immaculate only [ __ ] oh this is my daughter [ __ ] hi not from here you ain't now why don't you join mr. Arbuthnot why is he coming apart so the warm for this time of the year it sure as hell is why I'm sweating like a horse's armpit hey you know who wanted to marry my daughter [ __ ] only the mayor he was corrupt I seen him in church on Sunday so did I he crept into the creek car up and then he crept out again until corrupt what [ __ ] every man has his price but he gives green stamps mama holy cow obviously and each that's the first time I ever seen sparks come out of a knife and fork and you know another thing one time he put his false teeth and upside down ate half his head fur we could stop you know to call him Vesuvius on account of he was always belching and dropping [ __ ] over the place I guess you two young Vincent like to be left alone yes L would why do you keep scratching yourself cuz I'm the only one who knows where [ __ ] finding new money the mayor on account of a name he told me what name was that well I don't like to remember but I know it began with the B was it beautiful no wasn't it beautiful baby no it wasn't baby it wasn't no it wasn't it be I'm gonna be I'll remember now honey 5-it you're an interesting and exciting little critter HM hmm I'm a little shy wall ugly little four-eyed ski me Baldy shrimp like you oughta have more confidence can picture me I'll look like a monkey you should have thought of that for you have taken oh my god ha ha ha I saw that yeah I thought that yeah Oh ain't no two ways about it you sure are ugly little critter hmm I didn't ask to be born you didn't want stay where you were did you even L know I did you okay decision someone left the gas on look I have a very important question I want to ask then hold everything I think we hope the Skinit Israel Mississippi my mother has been gone two years you ought to be there by now but happened faithful I think adulteress just as wicked as murder don't you agree [ __ ] I don't know ain't never killed no one myself will you marry me me I thought you wanted to marry [ __ ] hear what that great ugly lump I wouldn't get hard with a satin bonnet lift why I have never been so insulted in all my life and because you don't get riding up why cause I'll marry you but what's gonna happen to my little girl don't worry about me mama I know who I'm gonna marry Hey yes sir child are you on your cotton-picking mind marry Lester why he can't breathe I know they can try I know they'll he can't even speak proper I know though what in heaven's name can he do you

Channel: The Benny Hill Fan Consortium

Views: 570,738

Rating: 4.8435516 out of 5

Keywords: Benny Hill, Classic Comedy, British Comedy, Thames TV

Id: X5QxIbm8A1g

Length: 10min 22sec (622 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 08 2016