Benny Hill - Wife-Swap (1986)

and another thing what is the idea of coming home at 4 o'clock this morning there was nowhere else to go let you keep the noise phone why don't you stop drinking for my sake don't drink for your sake I drink for mine why did you drink so much cheaper than sending you to a beauty parlor and you haven't emptied the garbage you and yet you cooked it why you can't get dressed in the morning I'll never know what do you suppose the neighbors would think if I ran around the house half-naked you think I married you for your money Bigelow see parents don't that's my foot and why don't you put your foot where it belongs don't tempt me why don't you put a shirt and tie on cuz nobody don't never come here then what you got your hat on for well you never know hey Mike you keep wearing a head all the time you go ball I'm wearing a hat all the time no one will know will they oh hi hello I brought you neighbor it's a school field explore why don't you answer the damn door get you oh oh pardon me your wife what I have a maid is ugly a set cow cow I think she's rather attractive like to go sit down what's out there's a step there what hello this is that this is the limey from next door you're you never drew call me Henry I'm Miriam this is Barney would you like some coffee Parker well would you like to take a load of your mind and sit down ummm you may find this my wife and I will take a little bit of getting used to we're sort of unconventional what they called bohemian Linden I've got a little peccadilloes I find that very hard to believe him I really do I mean none of us a perfect ha ha I where I want Tom you people call swingers you never two's company three's a cries and falls a lot more fun we're your bro baguette you were lucky to find us at home I ever had you talking oh that was just a little lovers teeth actually Barney wouldn't swap me for anything yeah pitchy hey do you mean what I think you mean a change is as good as a rest I know but quite honestly you know that is a situation into which I have never entered into I don't even know that I could go along with anything like that next door it's gonna be a first time for everything well hey let me introduce you to Lorraine this is Miriam and Barney would you like some coffee yeah who's going to be bother well not me that's for sure don't start that again I can't stay long I'm off to Greenwich Village in a minute she'll go Widow without without Shafi oh no such luck cream widow without without now I'm off to model for a painter look we'd owe it out it's okay handle over coming up in a minute race you be getting along fine and we get along okay yeah yeah ah you know um when you be married to the same woman for a few years you have became too fancy a tray oh yeah yeah fancy something fancy something a little different her you get now I mean we could swap wives oh I see yeah only temporarily of course I mean I know you wouldn't want to part with your Miriam forever now will you know I really fancy Oh Miriam I just love a romp in the hay with her Harry I have to but you what do you say well I don't know it's it's it's wrong who says it's wrong for my doctor for a start and he said I shouldn't make love to anybody except my wife he said I wasn't to get excited I know nonsense dear the world of good oh yes I am supposing she doesn't agree oh she will I know my wife and once I get your video next door and try a little bit of the old charm ruff do your best for me I think I'll go and find it the boys room but start the car though Henry you can't miss it I'll try not to say they're a lovely pair aren't they oh god are they ever a lovely pair Oh a lovely couple yes yes he's nice he likes you nah I kind of like him he said he's got some new contemptible furniture is a part of the deal I'd like to go and have a look at Barney says you you got something to show me come on next door never look nice much time does he I'll tell you something else more don't I owe you like my mummy like your mummy didn't daddy tell you that was your father oh my god I thought I was gonna be with you oh never mind but I do mine like that in 30 years time in 30 years time I won't care yeah yeah I made this for you you hack yes you'll make my own wine through my own fear it's my hobby is it Oh hmm watch your hobby glassblowing yes ploy yeah yeah I bet this special for you they must try somewhere I'm oh oh oh you

Channel: The Benny Hill Fan Consortium

Views: 1,989,474

Rating: 4.7983413 out of 5

Keywords: Benny Hill, Thames, Henry McGee, Funny, Classic, British

Id: pc6z0nK6vsE

Length: 9min 8sec (548 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 21 2016

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