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you [Music] ladies and gentlemen only its once again it's time to beat time for the big time prices and it only remains for mrs. Joe Cole of Southampton to do the word game so here is our lovely and glamorous host a is Yvonne with mrs. Joe Cole of Southampton really is wonderful to have you Thank You Yvonne well mrs. Jones of Southampton if you just come over here you have only to do the word game now would you open the curtains please and you have to make a well-known phrase or saying and you have 50 seconds to beat the clock starting from now the well-known phrase are saying that's it you're getting it yes you're getting nearer yes very much indeed ladies and gentleman jolly nicely with you once again of course when you're doing a show like this for one night only you really don't get the polish that you get with the show that's on say five nights a week regularly [Music] children's own art exhibition old-age pensioners evicted for not paying their rent the first of all anglo-german friendship [Music] male or ladies and gentlemen race a long before your chairman Brigadier rjp windpipe are in VR [Applause] [Music] I will call you ladies and gentlemen because I know you so well the time has come for us to ask our generals some hot searching question are we any worse off now than we were before the war yes it's a difficult question but the answer is of course no we are people but are we any better off spiritually I know you must all take this but do we blame our Chairman cuttings for this lack of City of course we let us go forward with our German wins let us be firm but understanding let us be from but above all they caste consanguinity [Laughter] [Applause] no no I I never took a prisoner I could have taken a German person uh I didn't and he was an officer it's only a chat but I'll let him go well I said to myself what difference is it going to make to the war if one man is incarcerated yes won't make any difference at all so I'll let him go and I shall never forget the look of gratitude in his eyes you could hardly see his eyes actually had a lock of black hair coming down little black tips bust moustaches he looked a little bit like Charlie Chaplin good luck to him I say after you've got five seconds how about buckingham palace an imposing site in the early morning sun well here we see Her Majesty the Queen and Prince Philip more than 30,000 people turned out to see them and to cheer them on their way truly one of the most magnificent spectacles in the Royal year as a royal filling in regal splendor the terrace house but even then it's too much for the to old age Benjamin then the dim tanaan see urban council is just another eviction order ethnic time local council used a little understanding and spare is the spectacle of witnessing pitiful sights such as these two inoffensive elderly people kicked out of their home making their way who knows where by the only means of transport that they can afford the Rembrandt and Van Gogh of tomorrow how their art exhibition today was painted by a child of eight Peter Dharam from distance hi mark well isn't it for one so young well one dedicated little painter is still painting away yeah now let's see what you've been up to [Music] [Laughter] yeah oh no no no should not know Nicky she have enough Lauzon typical HP and he is an asset they are both not head he's very fond of the lady so he is and what's your name hon Madame Gaston order [Music] what's Cupid blood [Applause] ladies never join the past few years Great Britain has produced very fine young film directors men like Christopher Borman and John miles have already made their mark but with me in the studio now is perhaps the most brilliant of our up-and-coming young directors mr. Freddie scuttle you are described as the most brilliant of our young directors yeah I'm 23 but you look considerably older I worry a lot well mr. scuttle you've been quoted as saying that the current crop of British films Falls roughly into two different categories to category yes on the one hand out of the way out films and on the other the with it fill two category yes well what's the difference that's what I think okay missus come let me put it another way put it together where you like sir I'm entirely up to you well take take your latest film mr. Scotto would you say that was a way out film or a with it a way out film sir and that is not just my opinion and that is the opinion of the cricket sir they come to the press show the second he was on the screen sir way out they think where's the way out well take the current crop of spy films like the James Bond seems bomb yeah well now would you say James Bond was way out oh no sir no no on some of them well-rounded actress that he works with sir that though might be described as being way out sir you see my father so you would say James Bond was with it I just think he's never without it I'm jealous though just envious well mrs. can tell us a little bit about your latest field it's what we in the trade call a novel vague film you see a novel vein hill it's based on a vague novel it's called the knock and it won the film festival prize that if the Knapp has already been made that won the Cannes Film Festival I don't know about that so we won the film festival prize but yes yes what it can no Chipping Sodbury we have a lovely festival to all that all the baked all the big continental directors with invited the truffles with invited for filling it in my bad man her as well yeah and the Italian one Anthony honey ah you mean antonioni yeah I'm calling the only yeah I know what it is you can't spell antonioni I can spell it sir I just don't know when to stop this is starting in your latest picture my latest discovery third mean moody magnificent moving twit yes I remember from your latest press handout are the Garda describing him as tall dark and handsome yeah well either that's ER or tall and in the dark handsome viewers will be able to judge for themselves because we're now going to show you a short excerpt from mr. scuffles latest film the knock [Music] yes this is my story exactly as it happened it was 30 years old who was considered by my several friends to be quite nice looking but even so I'd never had any sex up so it's a success with the opposite not that nice miss Perlman at the dancing class somehow she just hardly seemed to notice me [Music] [Music] then on my Milgram there was that nice blonde baby number 27 a went over captions to talk about [Music] [Music] although something seemed to go wrong in one day into my life came Barbara creature I'd ever seen she had the face and figure of a lovely young girl with the deep understanding eyes of a deeply sensuous full-blown woman that moment on I knew my life would never be the same again [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] yes I knew I would never be happy until I had made Barbara my wife [Music] married to Barbara was like a dream come true never knew such happiness existed before [Music] I knew was made for each other we had so much in common [Music] [Music] [Music] then two years after our wedding something happens change [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] exactly as it happened [Music] good evening well tonight sports view looks to the future the Olympic Games in Rome in 1960 in the last Olympic Games Great Britain achieved an outstanding success in the showjumping events but what of the future Peter Vernon went out last week to the Brody stables at Letchworth to interview that fine British horse woman mrs. Emily biscuit and this is biscuit mrs. biscuit I know you must be frightfully busy but I wonder if you can spare a few minutes to tell the viewers a little about yourself well I'm afraid I've got the filthy habit and what's that like waiting now I'd worry about that now tell me to begin with mrs. biscuit how long have you been show jumping since I was 17 and how many hours riding and jumping do you put in per day I would say about ten hours a day all those hours bouncing about in a horse doesn't give you a headache it's inclined to give the whole forehead now this horse you're taking with you is the Olympic game my pal this is named did you ever get tempted to call in my power Bob I'll call him myself oh good I mean he doesn't look a bit like now mrs. biscuit during these eight years that you've been riding in the show jumping you must have won an awful lot of trophies statuettes 24 medals and a shield inscribed for the fastest Marion Sully have you ever won a Loving Cup have you any advice you'd like to give to girls who go into chocha he must obviously is the most important thing well I would say without a doubt the most important things ahead as a whole I really meant apart from best well I would say I only find when I'm sure jamming the first thing the judges look at is my seat when I ride I ride when I make sure the muscular not a boss lovers viewing tonight yeah so I wonder if we could kill my pahlaj for a minute or so well I'm just about to give him his horse pills oh really I say that's most interesting this one here ooh not to me how exactly is the pill administer well with the need of this tool you see you place one end in the horse's mouth on the other and in there you see and you blow come along really we'll just keep filing up to know if you don't know I quite understand miss investigatin thank you very much we'll say goodbye I will try and get myself just to say bye-bye would you [Applause] [Music] hello there welcome to another edition of soap box during let's see we have on tonight's final Shelley Fred carry disc jockey hello there please again so much I mean lady Edgware and finally take Trumble film actor oh well let's see what they think of this one [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] maybe well I liked it was gay it was vivacious wonderful picture personally I prefer my tools a little more she'll pop the expression robust oh you mean like black tonight yes like the sort of tools he see the teenagers seem to like it out there but the other ones that will buy it of course you see mind you of course I left my tu is way back in 1914 57 but I do think it little girl I think of the gate crumble most excited area I think I had a wonderful beat wonderful backing and trade Kerry I liked it I really did I oh I felt but they did the introductory passage that it'll run upon the piano or as we in the business call it naughty Peleg Oh God reminiscent of a track from the LP else in Doris waters in Las Vegas I don't that and I do feel this group owes an awful lot to wingy manone Magazine Spaniard Jelly Roll Morton Victor Sylvester to say nothing of Edmund Ross the Irish band leader but I would hazard a guess and said this this will not go into the top 20 until the second week in April when it will go in at number 16 and the week afterwards of course we go to number 12 or the week after that of course will leave the doctor and a call there's any guess you know I I could be wrong please acaso Mercer Wow I love know I like the back in the front in the two siding I like that banjo and all the twiddly bits it was a chum bone well I marked it I locked it but you think it'll go up where people buy it will that solve be a city right now let's see how jury are going to vote on this one well that is even better make up their minds and ask our audience judges what they think hey babe Oh Teresa that was a noisy one wasn't it excuse it man oh I would seem to them several viewers have phone up and said that miss gasps Thomas it looks like she hasn't got a dress on on the screen would you mind standing up Lisa see really your minds [Applause] [Music] well again you know the since our last show they has opened in London a brand new club in this club is it is designed to cater to Playboy's and would be Playboy's so we thought the right person to go along and investigate was our old friend Jeremy Hawk [Applause] thank you very much good evening well scuttles fun boys out there according to pest handout is and I quit Britain's answer to the Geisha houses a temple of feminine pulchritude and beauty and the tired businessman dream of paradise the French couple himself thank your members your members have waited on by very beautiful waitresses yeah we do not call them waitress no sir they are not dressed as the waitresses they are dresses could Li little teddy bear son more bear than teddy well how many of these girls you employ at the moment just the two stuff only to the wife and her mother but we are open to it's fun and what about the amenities oh we got one each of those we have a restaurant third a bar full you go get a drink above them as was a with an olive in it two of them were through the chatting it first if you're like you never find the bar been busy with a pickled onion in his stuff NIDA first if a man feels like it he could linger in the bar with something long and cold and full of vodka no I don't allow the wife in the bar tell me mr. Scott with what other attractions is the club after offer oh we have a drive-in movie firm a drive-in movie what we call wall-to-wall carpeting we have shuttle fun boy package dollar days sir holidays up popular prices ah well now could you give us an example of one of these popular price holidays certainly sir full fun-filled days in sunny Clapton ninety eight guineas 98 guineas well that's not a popular price I like it have you anything a little cheaper oh the often the BBC hunt you yeah with the highest suit I should have known oh yes the cheaper one gets us well sir there's you see yeah for members only sir because after investigation I have found out sir that by securing the services of an ex-army surplus Dutch Baba barge and C nitrate tourists lost economy goods train and a fleet of bus moving look starved dromedaries I can get a month into Outer Mongolia for 15 guineas they will show a profit that's remarkable mr. Cutler do they enjoy we've never found also we've never had one come back aren't you worried about bringing them back no they pay in advance we're wasting time out here sir we are digressing would you like to become a member I go in very much yes I will get your corny little teddy bear you're just coming sir thank you you are [Applause] she will serve you drink she will twist with you but remember no touching I promise you I have no intention of molesting her not softening you so I'm talking to her no just keep the I've just noticed the time is yoga I really can't stay what's that the cavalry is about 2/3 of striptease cabaret sir oh well beauty on a door you know I mean so the Wiggles on the squiggle you know you'll like it there if I'm sure I remember oh you're like our little skipper sir I bet I'm it's not heritage oh heavens no no no mind you your mother does it very well [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] you know the BBC has often been criticized for presenting far too many old films so tonight we're going to put things right and present a film which was only made three months ago and it is Jay arthur clinkers very exciting the stamp collector [Music] is anyone sitting there no well do you mind if I sit here then Richard self at the free country and then can I buy you a drink well I don't I I mean I hardly know you do I I love small poor please a two-port please I don't usually drink the strange women you know I mean one never knows where it might not lead to dust one do ports thank you thank you keep the change oh thank you very much oh just look at that picture over there isn't it lovely right now do you think it'd be comfortable yeah it's more like a game warden the way he's dead [Laughter] mind you I don't think it's quite as nice as that picture over there I think that one a lot more to commend you but it's not as lovely as that one over there just look at the brushwork major I think the brush work on that one over there is just as nice mind you I think the detail on that whenever there is even superba [Music] [Applause] [Music] where am i this is not my room with pity this is not my baby you mustn't keep me locked up claustrophobia let me out help me someone help me do any good by something well I'm bothered in here why have you brought me here it's not to ever need to do any grab it nothing like that is it I don't believe in that sort of thing well not before marriage anyway none too sure but afterward I why have you brought me here well I collect beautiful things and you know you really are handsome I know there's no reason to lock me up is there why pick on me I think plenty of other fellas just as nice Oh mrs. nice looking at me it's my hobby you see what that'll get you nowhere for start with what you want me to do about mine I should rather not look that's quite a nice hobby that yeah but it's not enough terrible alone well I mean don't care like that if you know the old saying I didn't make through every man is the woman I mean you can't complain about that can you I'm not complaining about it I just want to get in on it plenty of pebbles on the beach then why don't you become a little bolder tell you what look let Beecher look I tell you what we are just chums and you let me go I'll go out with you every truth in Percy I promise honestly we'll go out together every Tuesday and first no you know you mean you want to marry me yeah see that's for everything I mean we'd ever know where to go Tuesdays and Thursdays look look are you going to let me go or not you can't escape from here without the key and I got it if you don't give me that key I should come and take it off you by brute force yes I will no I won't but you've forgotten the telephone haven't you oh yeah police name name hello get me the police please police I'm being held prisoner enough where is this place ah it's known 209 - yes officer as a wicked evil woman here she's holding me hostage no me hostage I think he's holding me hostage clever don't you but there's more than one way of getting out of here you've forgotten the window haven't you eh yes it's a long way down this until you don't mind I'd rather not look I get what they call virtuous now look here you'll sit down there and relax you might even get to like it here in time we might even become more than just if you don't let me go I'll destroy myself how'd she jump out the window I promise I will I'll do it I'm going to come farewell oh dear that's were boy he's just out the window just thousand at a time like this with the kitchen on fire smoke pouring through the sitting room any minute now the whole apartment is going to be burnt to a cinder what should I do what shall I do save the furniture how does that wardrobe look why don't you come and sit down and relax it's much nicer I hope and I relax my mother would be expecting me I'm supposed to be taking LC out today she's my aunt in D then we were we're secretly and I'm officially engaged I haven't got nothing I knew she had never for quite so long I can give you all the good things in life I'm a very rich woman yes I know I've got money you're taking that bothers me because I'm poor aren't you I mean I come from a poor family you know my parents couldn't even afford to buy me clothes as a child I couldn't go out anywhere to walk around the house naked till I was 16 so I can look out the window have a piece of cake No thank you I'm not hungry I mean I'm the breadwinner in the family now my father won't go to work he won't got out of bed we need only exercise he ever get kids sticking his finger into chocolates to find out which ones have the soft Center don't do that now they put the design on the lid any of me my father says all he wants for Christmas is big socks a bottle open a beer and a bucket I mean what sort of a nice thing no no no no no no just like there stop there thank you would you like some champagne yes I would you bunny fan oh oh whatever made me forget the cigarette look wait there wait she's left the door open she hasn't locked the door I can escape happy I only see my little home again before they fully down to put up a slum they had to have some about this this flaky pastry like eating a wet book my goldfish again make obese the only ones in the house of us and then bounce I ask you for something I should be able to see Elsie again me and her mother and talk about the waving little council house we're gonna have and how her mother and father are gonna come and live with us Robert he gets out the borstal [Music] [Applause] Hollywood and the stars throughout the history of motion pictures there have been many successful and enduring partnerships in the late twenties three comedians Forsyth the Broadway stage for the movies they were the Marx Brothers [Music] hey where you been baby you found the woman what's your name jewelry what's the name of jewelry that Judy you have found the thule the one with the microfilaments ah will it is microfilm what did that the scouts honor you know the Boy Scout no doubter but Madonna owner the microfilm is honor of [Music] don't you just wish there are four marx brothers certainly no husband-and-wife team ever received more adulation when Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor seen here in Who's Afraid of lavinia whoa you know I like many of us in my class you know you always chew it I do not chew my eyes I was talking about the glass get knotted you never read Einstein's theory of relativity have you I have told to and I think he was wrong you don't know anything about anyone in this whole wide world you don't know who I'm signing but I do cuz I go to night school every Tuesday and Saturday but I do cuz I go to night school every Tuesday and Saturday you don't know Pablo Picasso is do you but I do cause I go to night school every Tuesday and Saturday you don't know Sam look Stein is billion I don't know Sam look Steiners who is Sam looks time he's the guy who comes around here every day [Music] successful partnership ever was that of Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy [Music] [Music] [Music] another fine mess you've got me into [Music] the early forties gave us a Sydney Greenstreet and Peter Lorre I have made a terrible mistake [Music] very cheeping kissa blinker put me down you mean Lee comes in the girl by the railways there are no train but you think you heard train and when I heard trains but it wasn't rings it was German prisoners of war passing time banks to each other and they are very polite and they were saying and be sure and danke Schoen it wasn't rings at all [Music] [Applause] [Music] the musicals have their king and queen Nelson Eddy and Jeanette MacDonald we went away I let you [Music] and leave behind [Music] [Music] you [Music] it's eat a heart - tea [Music] you've gone away [Music] every road I've walked off [Music] no wonder you were [Music] you while I'm away [Music] [Applause] [Music] 19:54 on the waterfront with the superb performance of Rod Steiger matched only by the brilliance of Marlon Brando look you're my brother I don't see you get hurt look all I'm asking is for you to go along with these guys well you were smart intelligent boy sometimes I just don't understand you he's 44th on 33rd Street when you say back East 44th on 33rd Street how's that again back look you're gonna let the divers get thrown parties dances dinner Forks getting hurt why'd you say so in the first [Music] the late 30s brought together Beauty and the Beast Mae West and WC Fields bar give you a shot of Ryan a clash of war how's the wife yeah better than nothing like and give me a shot of snake boy Cole you might be money up this might kill me a little better stop Alicia what are you a hired help yeah why heavens to Betsy you know the funny dirty or you you're not a moon no my balls man what was your mother junkie like my father maybe a fire State Building my father made the Brooklyn Bridge my father made the great Boulder Dam wait your fall the river me look me over Oh reminds me must get my watch fish [Music] [Applause] and so ends the partnerships of Hollywood and the stars [Music] [Applause] [Music] ladies and gentlemen this little folk song you're hearing at the moment is comes from Central America and it is virtually the national anthem of the small town of whipper and the weather has the distinction of having the highest birth rate in all of Central America and a lot of people hold that once Santos is responsible for this he's 97 but a very sprightly 97 and he is the local train driver and he drives his train through one through crevice every morning at 5 o'clock and blows his whistle and wakes everybody up and at 5 o'clock in the morning it's too early to get up and go to work and it's too late to go to sleep again and I wish I was dead but the a huarache Indian that she live up in the hills near with us and they come down once a year and they have a big luau or a feasting you know and they get tanked up on this tequila and Senna 4s and some really get you going that stuff and think of potty you know they go running around they go mad they go running around on red-hot coals and up turn knives and broken glass and it doesn't hurt them a bit because they wear big hobnail boots actually boots have only very recently come to the Indians you know until 1933 they didn't have any boots you know I mean before 1933 you could have gone up to one of these Indian huaraches and you said boots you know or cobblers or something he wouldn't have understood what you meant but now they've got boots and the first one to have a pair of boots was so prized anyone do I see what I got here I got my boots a million muy guapa dzz far Don you want to go to the Grand beer he's a first Ani ride he's taking on elephants Trini you have to excuse me now I'm going to tie up my boots lace they do and of course nowadays you know a lot of tourists come down from North America you know from from California the Camden all loaded up with cameras you know they go run photographing everything inside I got I look at an area that's great hey yeah let's look at that wonderful yep I wrote the words dishonor his role rather than me I asked a policeman in Portsmouth the way to the YMCA you turn everything you go ahead I see banks and I went on my way then I saw her he was in a pub doorway and I saw the way she was dressed [Music] as I saw her pink bully vest Oh sailor I've lonely she whispered and she smiled and she gave me a flower but then round to her breathe me casually stroll at 70 miles an hour follow they're after if I'd stayed I'd have been kissing her yet the dog was her husband she jump out the window he's vicious I think you must be joking she's a darling turkey superstition and he rushed straight up to me I thought I was in for a fight he think you've gone the wrong way [Music] [Applause] there will now be a short interval the sales staff will visit all part [Music] [Laughter] [Music] he's at your Tony yeah yeah just come in he's up at the bar drinking you can't miss him he's a lean tall good-looking got a strong chin hard steel blue eyes about 24 coming he's consanguineous he will come in ready be careful used to be a big thing between in the wild back how long has it been involved for you Harry haven't you missed me missed all the fun we had together they were good times one thing poor thing Harry sure I sure word you know what I remember about you Harry it's the way you smile you know every time inspired well you know sort of crinkled up always fascinated me either way drinking's Harry why do it Harun it was your drinking which played on top the last time but if you give it up right here and now you can have me back Harry well which is it to be give me another very well Harry I'm going to be you you'd better take your ring back come on Stella don't be like that I mean it Harry I want you out of my life for good now here take your ring back okay honey if that's the way you want it get out of my line Harry get out of my life please sure that's how you want it Harry come back please come back [Music] Harry I want you to know him and I mean this I want you to know that whatever you do no matter what and wherever you go no matter where no matter what happens either now or in the future or at any time I want you to know to heaven Oh Harry I've never loved anyone else [Music] what it's our anniversary but you remember three years ago to this very day in this very bar we met for the very first time and here I got a little present for you oh no Hara I just couldn't go ahead take it [Music] no understood what for you baby oh how can I ever thank you mind if I disappear be much yes do you mind if I here [Music] in currently [Music] similar to those cranky instead of makes your nose crinkle up I'm like that no state goes around with that little wedge worth telling you don't need her you need me honey we need each other you are and I [Music] [Music] [Applause] I'm taking you in Harry she's got nothing on me lieutenant every year a three-time loser and with a three-time loser there's only one way out [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you [Applause] you

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Keywords: FUNNY, COMEDY, CELEBRITY, benny hill, comedian

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Length: 71min 49sec (4309 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 05 2018

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[u/jamescalifornia]

This is great. Love Benny.