Ben is just trying his best | Parks and Recreation

have you ever been part of a government body before uh i have yeah a small town called partridge minnesota why does that sound familiar you're benji wyatt i am when i was 18 i ran for mayor of my small town and won a little bit of anti-establishment voter rebellion i guess here's the thing though about 18 year olds they're idiots so i pretty much ran the place into the ground after two months and got impeached worst part was my parents grounded me i used to have one really good reason for staying in pawnee but now i'm not sure what's keeping me here although i am just two sandwiches away from a free meatball sub this is expired hey man you want to go for a jog just sort of kick out the cobwebs get some endorphins going oh no thanks chris kind of tearing this claymation video a new one right now you know ben i really think you need to take a step back here i think getting some perspective would be good what are you talking about i've known you a long time and right now you need help with my clay mage with your life you are wildly insanely depressed depressed i'm the furthest thing from depressed i mean look at what i've accomplished do you see him do you think a depressed person could make this no all right i call this wonderful spot you didn't bring a tent well i don't really go camping ever jerry so i'm not gonna spend 150 on a tent just gonna sleep on the floor it's called the ground when it's outside whatever okay pop quiz name the scent uh spasm no butterface very good yes i'm trying to get more big companies to donate to the sweetums foundation and tom got us a meeting with dennis feinstein pawnee's premier manufacturer of perfumes and cologne oh or possibly insecticide chief tremble nice to see you hi hey nope wyatt it's been a long time hey captain or captain uh oh captain my captain from dead poet society you getting weird already nope i'm good pawnee's police chief is retiring and i'm trying to get his endorsement before he goes i'm really nervous because i need this for my campaign and ben is really nervous because he is afraid of cops i'm not afraid of cops i have no reason to be i never break any laws ever because i'm deathly afraid of cops oh hey uh may i say the boys in blue stop our heroes obviously some more than others oh boy here comes 9 11. and we're walking okay okay there's still plenty of ways to raise money for the concert right maybe we'll win the lottery i mean hey you're looking at a woman who just hit triple cherries in her uterus we're screwed no we're not we have three weeks into the concert it'll be fine no not the concert the triple cherries i mean of course it's the most amazing and wonderful thing that ever happened but okay i am an accountant and i am looking at cold hard facts raising three kids is going to cost two million dollars babe our kids will be geniuses they'll get scholarships half of my tuition was paid for by the indiana scholarship for pretty blondes who like to read it's now called the virginia wolf prize different time leslie i have been trying so hard not to stress you out but we just spent our entire savings account on a trip to paris what were we thinking we spent too much money on macaroons hey honey okay wait what's the number for the lube i mean maybe i can get a refund we barely looked at the mona lisa can you just breathe for a second leslie these numbers are going to determine everything for the rest of our lives breathe i mean maybe we should move because we could make more money or maybe we should stay here because it's cheaper to live here than in chicago oh my god i'm shamwowing all of your stress and there's no one here to ring me out benjamin white i don't even know the man of my dreams the one that i love the boys in blue ah what can i do for you for we got a tip about some food entering the country illegally no no no no no no it's just cheese guys uh i got it in france okay did you declare it on your customs form when you re-entered the country we're gonna need you to come down to the station i'm sure that's not necessary let's just this is really good cheese you should try some are you trying to bribe us no oh god i surrender step forward okay okay here we go we've got a couple of customs agents coming down from the border and they are not happy i can't believe this i never break the law i've never even jaywalked never i mean i i i everyone does it sometimes you said that to the charges well we got a hit on your prince seems as you're wanted for tax fraud in colorado what i've never even been to colorado i mean i had a layover in denver once man you can't keep your story straight can you come on up come the customs guys now fellows he's all yours you got to see the stupid look on your face check this out i'll take a picture classic you seemed a little uptight thought we'd have some fun with our new boss wow this you got me good one making me think i was gonna like die in federal prison ah that's super funny you scamps so treat yourself day as just a day where you go to the spa and then the mall i knew you wouldn't get it well i'm a relaxation novice give me some guidance listen to me bento box the point of this is to pamper yourself just relax man i can't something about the sound of harps that makes me nervous oh my god i donna hey relaxation lesson number one acupuncture it's great for your back and your rear needles in your face pleasure in your base just relax [Music] this is the most stressed out i've ever been in my life ben listen i'm gonna talk to you about things you like to take your mind off the needles okay accounting trigonometry stamps probably more of a rare coins guy help me help me my parents make me so mad sometimes just like the time they couldn't decide who gets the dog so they just dropped it off the local synagogue i was like oh say what hold on ron hold that thought just for a sec hey honey hey uh it's your me it's wife it's leslie uh nope i have very big news for you oh well my teeth are blue blueberries are you having a stroke i'm just saying around it my dog's jewish oh phone water ben hello oh hello hi leslie it's dead hello you know leslie sounded weird i don't want to wait for tom i want to walk home i'll join you i'm always game for a brisk walk also if i leave you alone i'm pretty sure you'll die home is that way watch out for that fence here i'll show you my claymation project okay now i've been working pretty hard on this and i think it's really good so just hang on to your hat okay okay here it goes oh great [Music] did you pause it no i hang on oh my god that's the whole thing that's three weeks of work you're gonna be okay you

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Length: 8min 53sec (533 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 16 2022