Beating The Dark Souls Trilogy using ONLY Sorceries (All Bosses)

never started as a sorcerer in dark souls 1 before guys but yeah today's stream is sponsored by razer everybody uh for their chair the razer isker which i am currently sitting in if you want to check it out you can click the panel below the stream or type x-men mark razor yeah we're going to be doing sorcery only dark souls 1 2 and 3. i won't be using any glitches for dark okay actually no i will be using glitches for dark souls 1 but i will not do just to make it a bit more interesting i guess because otherwise i could just get 99 in right away so i guess i'll i guess i'll not do i won't do any dooping anyways let's just uh let's get right into it i guess let's see can we get a blue skin it's kind of blue looks good [Music] all right let's go [Music] all right so i don't really have a plan at all uh i guess i can kind of think about what i'm going to do right now hey frost god thank you for the seven months so we definitely want to get the red tear stone ring so we'll probably just go down to the valley right away and then we can go do we can go to the undead merchant buy some stuff and pre-griggs i have never actually started as sorcerer in this game before can you believe that there's quite a few classes i've never started as in a lot of the games actually am i gonna parry walk i will probably do some parry walking for dark souls too just for some areas i guess and get some stronger magic early on let's get rid of the dagger i don't i don't want to attack with the dagger that's going to be mad at me it's pretty good damage right up the butt what's up chris solero's pretty good no hit asylum demon dude wow no hit asylum actually i kind of want to go human i want to see my color am i going to abuse dark bead i don't know maybe i won't use dark beads quite white it's like kinda blue though [ __ ] i should have picked up oh i guess i'm just gonna have to dark sign i probably should have picked up the homewood bones by the elevator yes what buy from record i don't really need anything from record though where are the splits i just did i just have a split for each game because it's easier i i if i planned a bit better like if i had a really well defined route i could have the individual boss splits but i'll be honest i haven't really like i kind of like winging these marathons a bit more rather than preparing like super super crazy and figuring everything out okay hey demented do i have comcast yep all right so yeah we're going to lose some souls i guess but we did pick up the 2k so [Music] bother with golfless uh i don't know i probably want to do golf less like i think i remember how to do it well enough but i i don't know if i want to bother oh yeah it's also different in this i didn't prepare to die edition so yeah i definitely am not going to do golfless uh can i actually hit the dragon with i wonder if i can hit the dragon with uh the whole arrow i guess i'll buy a bow i guess a bow isn't sorcery well we should be able to use salt we should be able to use solar arrow anyways it's uchika you don't need the uchi oh my god fine dude no big deal just 10 000 enemies somebody listen the staff counts as sorcery okay staff does like five damage all right we should have more than enough sole arrows to kill taurus demonize imagine feel this sort okay guys [ __ ] off damage is kind of bad chad but it should still be enough [Music] oh that was a bit scary okay so i might have to go [ __ ] hell i don't know if i can hit if i can hit the dragon down with the the sorcery i think i can maybe not i guess we're gonna go the blow away what dude this is i gotta kill this guy because all right just just come here guys i'm sorry i hit him with my fist okay yeah i could just wait for him to come down that's true will you freaking move dude hmm we still barely have like any souls dude all right we're gonna activate the elevator i guess we're going down uh i mean i kind of need to buy i cannot do stray demon right now dude let me get some homeward bones can i even buy like no i'm not i'm not doing soul duping in this round i mean i could buy heavy solaro i can't even get great solar or great heavy god everything's so expensive all right all right it's fine we can kill guards everything is so expensive args is gonna be absolute [ __ ] chat there's like no there's no good way of getting a lot of souls early on gargoyles will give me 10 000 which is good but yeah i have rtsr i don't know if i really trust doing rtsr for uh oh what's up jim i don't know if i trust doing rtsr for guards considering how bad the damage is you even think i have enough damage to do this oh it it staggers in one hit what [Music] okay we're fine will you stop doing that [ __ ] flying yeah one shot staggers are pretty [ __ ] pog though probably would have been better off re-aiming it's okay rtsr actually would have been worth it i had i had i known that i was gonna one shot or like stagger in one cast i i definitely would have probably set up rtsr really surprised that's one hit stagger up all right oh yeah logics here i keep all control i guess i don't really need i should have enough damage anyways wait a second is he not i guess i was just i was just trying not to put out i guess you could also just reload the area no i mean i know i know you can quit out i just i don't know i don't i should have just got out i guess i probably should have just done skate skip honestly way lag will probably give me enough to buy the magic ring though following no hit rules i don't know i guess i'm just trying to do it more like casually can i quill kill quail egg now absolutely not going through upper blighttown yeah i don't know about that one wish i had like poison moss or something i kind of want to use rtsr here but i feel like i'm gonna die problem is i just don't have i'm i'm gonna have to heal after like three casts and then i'm probably just gonna die so i don't i don't know i could have actually killed one of the i should i should have killed one of the blowpipe guys for a poison moss nice damn just [ __ ] garbage dude all right nice i was trying to hit her body uh yeah doing quail ag early is fun uh you know what let's just put on the fat ring [ __ ] it might as well just get the extra health right now yeah there's a cheese spot you can use but i don't i don't think it's it's not like super reliable well the thing is if you lock on i i don't believe it targets the body no i have more i have more than enough damage but there wow this i can't i literally i'm dead there is there is a strat there is a strat to shoot this guy without hit like before he notices you but i didn't do it right that's for sure expert souls runner yeah thank you and i'm kind of regretting not doing sense gate skip can be positioned in a way where the dart hits the platform and said yeah you know i'll be honest i didn't think i was going to get toxic than one [ __ ] hit there are you know what we'll just we'll just go to the cheese spot and just do it with full health i think that's probably my best bet i kind of want to try to kill that guy again but i should i shouldn't sister bester there we go i did it you know the funny thing is when i remember i remember doing this a lot like years ago we had a route where i'm not getting the bonfire dude come on have some faith i remember years ago running some route where we got rtsr killed that like blowpipe guy and then you had to like non-stop body shot her with soul arrows to kill her toilet [ __ ] it was awful no i'm not gonna use rtsr i'm gonna try this cheese spot hopefully it works this is totally legit gameplay chat this is not a glitch she's just confused okay i probably could have used rtsr here also soul arrow does nothing [Applause] got her all right how many souls does she give can i does does she give enough to buy the ring i hope she does oh she does 20 000 nice okay that's good [Music] ceaseless for 40k uh yeah that probably wouldn't have been a bad idea actually but i guess we maybe i should have bought great soul arrow but uh i'm gonna get dark b to asap uh probably not probably just gonna use like crystal magic instead it's gonna be op either way well quail egg wasn't that great but otherwise this runs been uh okay i guess i know you guys are most excited for uh you guys are definitely most excited for dark souls 2 sorcery only though by kill freya ng plus crystal soul spear i don't know okay i just want the 8k soul come on yeah there's uh ng plus skeleton lords gives a clear blue stone plus two which i should prob i don't know it might not be a bad idea to do it's it's i don't think it's really worth it but it is nice to get the faster casting speed oh joy oh great i can't wait for this part it broke the wall at least maybe i should have bought a better shield from the undead merchant i mean at least it's open i feel like i'm taking so much damage from these snake guys i don't i don't feel like they normally do this much damage they're doing like sixty percent my health of one hit crazy my under leveled no i mean i'm okay i've got i've got pretty good damage oh my god it's not dude i take so much oh my god i should just use the freaking oh chat i hate this snake [ __ ] dude i i don't know dude maybe i should just use the oh thank you [ __ ] please what about 10k souls oh what is there a 10k soul in one of those pages uh dude dad i don't know what i'm doing i guess we're taking the elevator the thing is i don't have enough health to backstep through the boulder and well i'm like trying not to quit out but i i guess i already put out once anyways when i fell off the ledge so i guess it's whatever at this point open chest okay open the chest streamer i hope my damage is high enough here don't stop doing that there we go all right well we got a lot of souls now we can just pump and i guess we're definitely going to use rtsr for ons though kill priscilla uh i don't have the doll yet ons with sorcery is a joke i mean debatable dark souls 2 runners would like to have a word with you turn off the music on ons dude yeah they the funny thing is they caught the same the same dudes copy strikes me they didn't do ons this time like the the last trilogy run that i did the pyro one i i muted the music during ons but then i got a copyright strike from the same the same like organization whatever but it was for the soul of cinder like five seconds from the soul of cinder soundtrack oh [ __ ] it's just it's complete it's complete [ __ ] it's just like false copyright claims but the the thing is you have no choice but your your only your only choice is to dispute it and then do i want to come down here i guess i'm going down um you can dispute it but then you have to wait a month before they respond yeah it's it's [ __ ] but unfortunately there isn't really anything i can do about it yeah there's no penalty on youtube for these like false copyright claims so i'm sure there's plenty of people who have made youtube videos and just got that copyright claim and just didn't even bother disputing it wow himself to score revenue in the first month yeah you know i was actually wondering about yempha's videos because he uses he uses so much like game music i feel like he must have issues he uses remixes some of them are definitely not remixes though that was a bit too much damage uses remixes that are barely different from the original to meme the copywriters the thing is they can still even if it's like a slight remix i don't i think they can still look i don't know if this is going to be rtsr of course it's not uh it is so annoying like when this happens you might as well just die because like you're not gonna get rtsr set up it's just it's it is just so scuffed if you don't get it on that first drop well let me take off my armor there we go i'm a nice disgusting hollow here we go chad this fight is really fun with uh with magic i probably got a cast in there i i hate magic i hate magic on this fight so much god it's so bad i mean that like that wasn't that that wasn't really magic's fault that was my fault but it's still just i still just hate it burno's pretty good at the magic runs i mean he's yeah i think he's still like 30 minutes off record but it's probably better than i am at this sister oh god i just i shouldn't have rolled into the attack like that and i need see this this is the problem i'm dead i shouldn't even try to use great heavy soul arrow honestly it does insane damage but i think i might not try to use this it's so [ __ ] it just takes it takes like 20 seconds to cast the spell it is not easier to kill smoke first no don't ever kill smokers great heavy with yeah great heavy is good for smoke but i'm doing so much damage yeah the thing is actually hitting the boss with the spell eighty percent of the time it casts it takes so long that you're just gonna he's either gonna jump out of the way or he's going to kill you while you're casting it [Music] he loves to [Music] loves to dodge see that just left [Music] oh [Music] i'm telling you guys magic for this fight is just not fun i really wish i had [ __ ] normal soul arrow i should have bought great soul arrow this was like a big mistake because the thing is it like i can use normal soul arrow but it's gonna take it's gonna take like 25 casts even with the rtsr all you need is 45 decks yeah i'm not duping on this run though master if i was duping then i like yeah it would be fine but i really don't like its positioning nice turnaround animation just play it safe with the normal solero that's really the play i'm here buddy you're a big boy [Music] [Music] whoo speed oh man what else this dark souls one run is gonna take like [ __ ] two hours dude oh this is so bad bye bye bubba isn't that normal for marathons yeah pretty much why not duping i don't know i thought it would be more interesting if i didn't do mainly let's go to let's go to firelink dude soul spears 40 000. why is everything so expensive he also oh yeah he sells soul spear once logan leaves heading out are you okay wait [ __ ] when well whatever is fun do the brightness dupe i'm not doping doing this for you chad all right uh insane rtsr setup let's go dude oh no oh god that's a lot of hollows chad hmm i don't want to lose my souls dude oh god okay now i could buy soul spear forgot slab it's okay all right all right can't get the other soul spear now but that's okay i guess great heavy soul spear all right where do i want to go now actually i guess i'll go do hydra yeah yeah you can still get in the archives i can't do hydra i don't have enough souls okay i guess we're gonna do priscilla then hey frost nova i don't have enough souls for the crest of artorias yeah i guess i could have done gwen well i can i can do gwendolyn after uh i have not played the maria mod yet if anybody's wondering what i'm talking about when i say maria mod uh there is this mod for bloodborne that lets you play as maria the boss like you can well you don't play as maria you play with like you basically have her full move set it's pretty cool there there was one for german as well and there's also one for father gas going yeah it has her phase two and three i just i gotta set it up but i do wanna play through that mod [Music] i soon think you can transform with father gasp one nightfall just a distant memory i mean it was just a demo dude it's really short the install mods for bloodborne with a vl broken playstation 4. why is there an arrow there where did that arrow come from oh god holy [ __ ] this is so hot oh i wanted rtsr death dark souls one bosses everybody i don't know if i can get rtsr set up here [Music] [Music] dude nice [ __ ] this i guess you can't lock on guess i was too close too far insane arrow rng though what a fight all right let's go back to undead parish now i suppose 50 and i don't really know if i want to get my ends much higher than this maybe i should level up decks instead shield us am i able to use the large leather shield no point getting decks if you don't get to 45 yet dex is weird right like it's not it's not like progressive it just gives you like a big boost at a certain threshold right it's fixed at 45 yeah that's so weird yeah i don't think i'm gonna be getting 45 decks i guess i'll just keep pumping in [Music] you know let's go back human hate being hollow yeah dying light 2 is pretty soon hey alessio thank you for 11 months buddy [Music] [Music] oh okay i i don't know you know i in the back of my mind when i was starting this fight i was thinking like i wonder if one of her attacks is gonna one-shot me because my health is pretty low but i didn't have dust crown on so i didn't like if you have dust crown on you take a little bit more magic damage which can end up getting you one shot by butterfly but i gotta i gotta play this safe i'm so bad thank you [Music] [Music] we did a chat i wish i had rtsr i'm so bad at this game dude oh my god now i'm [ __ ] hollow again jesus christ uh i don't have my equipment that i would normally use for an rtsr setup here i haven't done this jump from this ledge and i don't even know years just gonna drop down here instead i should have done nice nice plunge animation i'm done [Applause] in what world is that a mess laughing snacks and a soda nice holy [ __ ] this guy is magic resistant what the [ __ ] is the magic in this game though seriously okay everything's fine chat aiming in dark souls remastered is bad yeah it really is uh they they like somehow messed up the lock-on system really badly in this game for example when you're on calamite on calamity and prepare to die edition you can just shoot helmet with lock on and it's like super free but in that does a bit better damage at least in remastered you actually have to free aim everything right keyboard mouse uh no all right i don't want them to kill dust the nightside what percentage of the full game was the alden ring network test i mean who knows dude doesn't really matter anyways game is quite big we know that much yeah i mean we all we all knew that the the network test was not the entire limb grave area i mean you could easily know that just by looking at like the fog the fog wall well i tried getting the premium collectors edition but i wasn't able to get it unfortunately was very sad no helmet i mean maybe if i'm lucky bandai will send me one but i don't i don't know holy [ __ ] let's get the extra homeward bone i guess so now let's go place the lord vessel and i guess we'll go do seeth i don't know we're not the problem is we're not really gonna have enough souls um whatever this runs been super scuffed anyways you know let's just go to firelink let's just go to firelink and we'll go do i guess we could get a bunch of souls from like ceaseless and bed of chaos and whatnot with 4k souls it's fine do i want to do that i guess i will whatever four kings dude four kings is gonna be horrible right now i do not want to do four kings i barely have like i need i need to get i need to get the better magic like the crystal soul spears and stuff the thing is i don't have enough souls to buy all the magic spells magic spells and dark souls like i need i need a hundred thousand souls to buy all the [ __ ] from logan well even more than that actually so well i also want normal soul spear and crystal soul spear which is like a hundred thousand i think i'm not gonna have enough for i mean to be honest i probably should just rush the dlc if i manage my souls better i could have eight soul spears right now which would have been a a bit more comfortable hey trozo ceaseless will be easy if i had dark beat he'd be even easier but nice one oh of course he does the purple slam dude i i i rolled the first attack and then it the attack turned my camera and i couldn't even see i couldn't even see him anymore i liked yeah i mean i could have done the scripted cheese but i can also kill him in three spells so why i mean obviously i died but kill him in three spells or bait him out for a minute and then smack his hand i mean options should be obvious listen he he like never opens with that attack although maybe it's because i was too close is it that much slower yeah it's pretty considerably slower yeah look he did the good attack my mom you think this guy will give me an rtsr setup with this um [Music] do not have enough health man by jump yeah that's not gonna help foreign all this good mood is going to be gone when he starts ts2 now dude ds2 is going to be sick i can use perry walks for ds2 though which actually will make the sorcery run considerably better well i do scholar or vanilla uh i don't know i might actually do scholar maybe yeah i could get the staff of wisdom early i'm sorry i'm so bad at video games oh chad oh chad this death is sponsored by razer speed going human chat i just i don't like looking hollow and dark souls 3 being hollow is okay though well actually unless unless you are actually hollow if you use like the dark sigil or whatever your your character looks absolutely [ __ ] in dark souls 3 but luckily that's like optional yeah hollow on ds2 looks really gross as well i mean the worst the the annoying thing about dark souls 2 is that it's like so it's so much more efficient to run around with no armor on because of the stamina regen like in in dark souls in dark souls 3 you either just want to be under like 30 or 70 percent and that's really all you have to worry about all right guys i am going to use fire bombs for bed of chaos i know i know i'm just a [ __ ] cheater but i don't care this boss's ass boss is the definition of [ __ ] okay try once here listen you can just you can just pray that i mess up the fire bombs he's no firestorm so i just don't even know what to say i i i'm just speechless i like i thought this i thought the soul spear would go through the branch like i should have just i should have just rolled through the final branch and then shot him but i thought it would go through the branch but then the branch ate two of my soul spears and then the third one i tried to lock on for but i was like too close to the target so then it just didn't lock on at all and i just missed and then i was thinking like okay maybe i'm just gonna hit maybe i'm just gonna hit bed of chaos with my staff but then i was like no i'm not gonna do that because chat's gonna rage at me then i tried backing up to do the soul spear but then the [ __ ] firestorm happened oh i'm gonna throw up dude i can't believe this [ __ ] oh my god why can't i lock on to it oh my god okay uh all right baking it for content yeah because i totally wanted to run back to bed holy [ __ ] dude every single dark souls one run is just such a such a mess always dude elsa defiance thank you for the five months buddy so what's up regal ds1 perry walk that'd be pretty crazy i'm gonna die i'm gonna die forgot to add hidden body oh ah [ __ ] off [ __ ] hell [ __ ] uh some cheats guys nothing to see here all right let's get some crystal magic let's uh let's rest here i want the bonfire i mean i have hidden body i really i really don't need the bonfire i have to i can't get the crystal magic until wait where the [ __ ] is he is he supposed to be here oh wait no i think i have to kill seath first well yeah he's in the prison but you don't even if i kill seath i don't need he'll show up anyways hello coastal rookie how did that hit me why no hidden body there because i don't need hidden body that that golem is almost never a problem although to be fair i have died to that guy before exactly like that when i when i was running ds1 i i remember i remember dying exactly like that before so no my souls are fine it's okay this guy does it the thing is i don't think you have to roll if he does a jump attack but a lot of time you can just run past him like that and it's like super chill but i'm pretty sure you can strafe that jump attack though you do right man this run is so slow we're i don't think we there's no chance i finished this under two hours i did kill gwendolyn priscilla already though which is nice and straight but i still have to do dlc and i have to do and we'll i killed butterfly i still have to do gaping in capra as well okay crystal soul spear [Music] normal soul spear i mean i could buy all of his stuff but then i'm gonna have to run back anyways sorry logan eight soul spears enough to kill everything probably all right let's go let's go kill cap run gaping yeah his staff is good but it does cut cuts it cuts your casts in half good old rubber physics baby oh you know what dude why why am i turning around so fast got him dude all right how many casts is it gonna take yes we can go do the dlc okay so what bosses do we have left four kings pinwheel neato and dlc i think that sounds about right i don't know i think i think if like if this goes well we can maybe finish in like two hours 10 ish maybe that's a bit of a stretch this run has not been not been very smooth though it's the zero zero next to my health bar that is uh that's my humanity counter what shield is that it's the large leather shield pacifist run will be possible in elden ring yeah i mean considering there's all the summons and stuff i imagine there will absolutely be a pacifist build especially like the thing in alton ring you're gonna what how much damage um i think in in eldon ring like a pacifist run will absolutely be possible because if you build faith if you level up faith and also level up your summons then you can heal your summons during mid-boss fights so i feel like you can you'll be able to kill pretty much every single boss in eldon ring with just just summons most likely they're like summon only run that will actually be a cool challenge run or while it'll i don't know it's like summons aren't that that interesting but it should it should still be a like a fun meme run yeah assuming you can summon for like every boss but i i honestly think you can foreign uh [Music] i should have done the other rtsr set up this one's kind of scuffed yeah magic and elden ring is super flashy which i really like to be honest oh hmm i shh shouldn't that was greedy but i i really thought i'd be able to get two casts in there i was like a few frames away from rolling there i think i think that unfortunately my character did this one thing that i gotta say i i hate about dark souls one is the the forced animations like if you [Music] if you uh turn like quickly one way or the other your character has this like turnaround animation and that can that can like eat eat roll inputs kinda sucks i die so much to that in this game also in ds3 no it's not well there is a turnaround animation in ds3 but it's it pretty much never causes issues just one good fight dlc is magic resistant yeah rtsr plus the bellowing ring plus the crystal soul spear is just insane damage dark souls 3 is quite quite strong magic only actually dark souls 2 is the worst magic but we have perry walk now which means we can get stronger magic earlier in the run which is kind of nice do i have enough stamina to roll down here i guess i didn't actually need to cast fall control it's elden ring gonna be game of the year who knows there's there's a lot of games competing for game of the year i mean i'm sure it's going to be my game of the year but with god of war ragnarok and the new horizon zero dawn and all that [ __ ] i don't i don't know if that's gonna happen uh um i guess i can grab dark bead i hope all achievements isn't is interesting in elden ring and it's not just locked behind a bunch of farming it would be cool if if elven ring actually has like a fun upon all achievement run unfortunately the only good all achievement run is really like bloodborne yeah it's probably gonna be a lot of farming what's up i thought he was gonna dude i don't know what's happening man so many weird that i thought he was gonna roar doesn't he normally roar after using dark beat or am i just tripping maybe i wasn't close enough yeah dark souls 3 all achievements is [ __ ] up yeah sakura xp farming sucks but it only takes like an hour and a half to i do an hour and a half of just killing the same enemy over and over sucks but dark souls 3 has like 10 hours of killing the same enemies overnight what's up eric dude are you [ __ ] kidding me with this [ __ ] what you mean i bounced like what is [ __ ] happening dude this is [ __ ] unbelievable i don't think i've ever died like that oh my god it's like every single segment in this run i've died i'm getting so tired of this don't worry guys dark souls 2 is going to be insanely fast sorceries are amazing in dark souls 2. so don't worry guys thank you for the 19 months by the way eric thank you i'm [ __ ] so stupid dude i haven't even shot him down dude you know what chad you're just as much to blame nobody even said anything on the speed run you do the quick kill yeah that's true don't worry you guys are loving this run anyways right what's up mike thank you so much for the bits i can't wait to see i hope we have some [ __ ] epic cutscenes in uh elden ring i'm sure we will man i can't wait epic yeah i want a movie or a game uh i didn't say i wanted a movie i the [ __ ] kind of question i just there's some really cool cutscenes in dark souls 3 and well dark souls 2 doesn't have the greatest sakura also has some really cool ones all right here we go time to die to calm you all right well that the game basically gave me that kill but i'll take it my fave [Music] hey nukes thank you for the three months all right well we're almost done chat four kings pinwheel and nito and then we move on to the best game she's so ugly hey that's my character you're talking about think i got that i guess i'm doing this fight without rtsr i didn't really think about it i didn't forget about the ring yeah it's gonna just get a nice two kings it's fine i don't think i have enough in to get one king anyways doesn't really matter you sorry fool you could not be can you kill frampt uh not out cheating if you set fram's health to zero though he does die it's kind of cursed actually a little sketchy all right chat if we get a mask of the father drop i will give 10 subs here we go um i think it's just like a one and three chance all right with how this marathon is going i'm just gonna grab this bonfire because who knows i'm probably just going to like bounce off the wall to my death or something hey you didn't have to do that thank you for the 10 gift subs land goblin thank you man oh god i'm gonna die [Applause] okay nevermind not dead hailfoss thank you for the four months welcome back good yeah you gotta love magic and dark souls one so good you sorry fool can you one shot gwen not with this build with the right build though i think you can if you have 99 ends and rtsr plus power within you probably can mm-hmm so yeah this is gonna be like two hours 20 or something that's not too bad not too bad yeah i don't have i don't have uh power within i think the all boss's speed run for elden ring will be too long i think it's going to be pretty long i don't know about all right i'm i'm gonna you know i'm gonna blame that i'm going to blame that on dark souls 2 parries i've been pairing so much in dark souls 2 dude the ti the timing i'm just used to pairing so [ __ ] early i'm just not gonna parry him so harry walk quinn well so much for being under two hours in 20 minutes toilet [ __ ] oh hey dj cello thank you for the seven months and kamina nico thank you so much for the six months [Music] is this record yeah definitely oh wow holy [ __ ] that did so much why did that didn't that's such an insane amount all right we'll pause the timer i'm gonna go get a drink and then we're gonna do dark souls too two hours and 20. whatever yeah i'm gonna get a drink and a little snack or something i'll bear back guys holy [ __ ] this is so hot hey nerdy gamer thank you for the tier 2 43 months all right i'll be right back oh [Music] ah [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] go forth touch the demon inside me [Music] [Music] good [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] okay i'm back hello yes indeed the dark side brands the undead and in this land the undead are corralled and led to the north where they are locked away to await the end of the world palmer's gandalf thank you for the 10 months and undesirable thank you for the 20 months this is your fate yeah so if anybody's wondering what my next marathon is going to be after this i'm thinking i might i might do i don't know i might do like sl1 like trilogy sl1 all bosses i'm sure that's going to go really really well that means no leveling yeah yep all right now the real question chat that we have to decide right now do i do vanilla or scholar scholar you guys love scholar don't you you just love it you love it so much you want to see aldia killed aldia is also in vanilla dude where the hell do you get the staff of wisdom oh it's in it's in brightstone upgrades with twinkly okay yeah you know what let's do scholar guys scholar is going to be great i love scholar so let's do it wait hold on i gotta go offline on steam play without baby jump mod bro you're crazy [Music] all right so the nice thing is we'll be able to get um i think i think my plan will be okay i just i just need i need to think about my route for a second before i start i guess i can let the intro cinematic play um i think i want to kill i want to kill rotten as early as possible and then so i can get to the dlc maybe in a dream so i could pick up i can pick up all the twinkling titanite in the dlc and then i guess i would just rush the staff of wisdom oh where do i get um hold on i need to check i need to check something where first off where is the magic clutch ring it's in broome tower okay might not bother with that you will lose everything once branded the symbol of the curse an orga of darkness your past your future your very light yeah i can get soul spear and huntsman's copes which is good by then you'll be something other than human a thing that feeds on souls are hollow long ago in a walled off land far to the north a great king built a great kingdom i believe they called it drang lake all right i mean i think i've got a plan how could you be but one day you will stand before its decrepit gate without really knowing why my name toilet [ __ ] will i use the spell swap glitch i will i don't know if i want to sub well i don't know i think i probably will hey marius thank you so much for the 14 months like a moth drawn to a flame your wings will burn in anguish time after time do i want to do perry walking in this run oh no the fate of the cursed thank you for the five months i mean the thing is it's not really gonna oh yeah i guess well i guess we'll do it it's kind of it's kind of tough to set it up but all right anyways let's just let's go here here we go dark souls 2 baby holy [ __ ] this is so hot a skydragon thank you so much for the four months all right guys i'll be honest i don't really have i don't really have a route set up for this at all so this is gonna be me winging a sorcery run completely [Music] name this one after skydragon since he just said all right we're also going to go female and as you know chat [ __ ] off [ __ ] hell go a little further not super happy with this one come on i mean it looks okay [Music] how do you change uh is there skin color in this game there kind of is but it's it's really weird this part of the speedrun yeah all right i mean whatever we look we look good enough i don't want to spend too long on this all right so i guess we'll start with the bonfire aesthetic if we're gonna try to harry walk yeah that card is pretty strong oh also skydragon thank you for the five gift subs thank you man okay so i think our first order of business should be going to last giants i can't kill mullen yet if i'm gonna buy the skirt game title still says ds1 uh yeah is there a mod who can update it to dark souls 2 no scholar no this is this is scholar dude thank you hello it's true okay so i definitely want to grab the buckler i'm gonna do perry walks so uh yeah here we go time to pick this up this is gonna be fun i gotta i got i'm just gonna have to play this part safe just need to bait out everybody i thought i was gonna die there actually oh scholar the first sin everybody oh god i know the bomb isn't a sorcery guys but it's it's fine don't worry about it dude do i even have enough soul arrows to kill last giant i might have needed to rest guys off to a good start with dark souls 2 let's go all right now i have my spells you know what now i have my cast back so i guess it works out i did not manage my stamina correctly there how much oh you have 880p wow that's pretty good nice yeah you actually have a lot of agility as the sorcerer i really hope i have enough damage to kill this guy i feel like i might not like 30 solar hose is a lot right it should be fine right yeah we've got enough uh can you headshot no i don't believe so uh sick my dude you know what let's buy her spell restores the key you actually had enough if you didn't die yeah it's all right okay i wonder can i get 13 in there's another slot i need to get some health so i can survive the pit all right now that we got the ring let's uh let's just go do dragon rider i guess maybe i'll grab these homeward bones five i don't know how tight souls are gonna be uh i don't know i could cheese pursu like if i ask you guys i know what you're gonna say i was gonna ask if i should do pursuer with the ballista or with sorcery but gravity isn't a sorcery okay i didn't attune yeah i'm i i i'll grab the bonfire here big hill dragon rider with solero i guess if you guys really want me to i have 60 casts it's got to be enough yeah i already i have some herbs which give me more casts as well yes i need it 60 is a lot so it should be fine no i mean i could let him suicide i'm just fighting legit because that's what chat wants oh gosh that was uh going for that second cast there was a bit greedy oh the stragger you can get great solero and forest giants can you didn't need to attune yeah true uh [ __ ] so wait is there a is there a soul arrow in the forest oh it's in the room with the ballistas and the hollow scooters i guess i can go grab it so okay all right chap for you i will fight the pursuer with sorceries as well no attunement glitch up i probably should have but i kind of forgot it's fine look at that damage dude beautiful holy [ __ ] is so hot oh [ __ ] this is so hot nice hey ill-fated thank you so much for the 68-month reset thank you very much oh [ __ ] i should have bought more firebombs guys that's not good well hopefully the barrel works my cast that's fine i i don't i don't need any cast right now do i need the bonfire well if i'm gonna do perry walks then i can uh i can skip to gargoyles from that bonfire yeah this is scholar because that's what chat wanted all right guys plus rng dude thank god all right i'm gonna grab the shards in here just to wait a sec is this the right chest no this is arrows is this the one that's the five shards yeah save some money i guess okay uh what do i do now you [Music] one oh sh okay [Music] let's burn the aesthetic [Music] [Music] thanks [Music] oh go for soul spear yeah that's probably a good idea i'm uh gonna go get the i'm gonna go get the branch down here though first i think it's probably a good idea well it's not soul stream it's soul geyser but yeah i guess i'll probably go for soul geyser i guess why did i buy 10 10 shields all right let's grab the dung pie oh no oh god i guess dung pies aren't sorcery so maybe i won't use them all right i guess we'll just kill the giants right now might as well rush the dlc key supposed i mean not the greatest damage but be worse probably better just to quit out oh we'll just kill him with the sole arrows this is an epic fight dude oh yeah yo what's up mitch let's get the dlc key it's my character single oh yeah my character is ready for you dude hmm ah an awesome choice stranger you know what what isn't there a sorcery in one of these chests i know there's great lightning spear oh yeah soul vortex that's so the witch tree 37 in for that though yeah and great night lightning sphere it sucks yeah i don't think it's very good all right we gotta go kill maul in chat it's time no we're not using any melee just spells i [Music] why aren't you getting hit what the [ __ ] is going on i'll use my binos headshot dude oh oh marlon okay all right so how do i want to do this still need to go to huntsman's copes okay well i can go get the clear blue stone ring and the clarity ring it's probably worth doing i guess i need to go this way for the staff of wisdom anyways i mean i could do najko right now is it a good idea to do najka right now what's up havel alright guys finding this chest is like one of the hardest things in this game so wish me luck use snow backstab oh god fine man killing najku right now is going to be so [ __ ] but it could get me the staff of wisdom i guess we're gonna oh god i don't know guys this might be this might be really bad i probably should have went to karhelian staff of wisdom needs 50 and that's a lot all right how bad is this damage going to be it's not going to be that bad right i mean it's it's fine we just need the butt slam there we go give me that butt no wow why oh my god this damage is so bad whoa oh oh my god guys this is such a bad idea i really should have done flex out right now he's butt slamming again dude she is just on she is in butt slam mode at the moment it is good for me another butt slam god this is so [ __ ] good oh [ __ ] her butt didn't go in the sand just a few more casts chat oh god well this is what happens when you don't plan plan a route out very well also like buying buying the skirt from maulin it takes so long and so many souls the souls is well the souls is the main issue all right yeah well even if i did a tune man glitch it wouldn't really help because i i don't have i don't have any good spells right now am i the best dark souls player yeah dude i'm i'm just so good at these games i'm definitely the best there's there's a lot of people who are very good at the souls games in different different fields vati is the lore expert you have the pvp dudes no head dudes the speed run dudes dude i actually should have tried oh god oh god challenge runner dudes welcome home one hey musicalgamer thank you for the 58 months okay the whole reason i wanted to do najka is so i could get the staff oh god not the pigs not the pigs one titanite shard dude all right i gotta jump in gotta jump in here oh god there's a [ __ ] pig down here he had so much help can i jump over him dude the [ __ ] out of my way you [ __ ] pig amazing all right the staff of wisdom that's what we wanted i can't even use it yet but i do want it um all right we need to go back and level up and then maybe we'll go to lycia and go to huntsman's cope so i can so i can get the soul spear i guess yeah 50 inch isn't that hard to get but amber herb for the pig yeah dude wait what is my int dude i can use soul vortex now the spell is sick uh guess i'm gonna do rotten for some more souls the damage should be pretty good now that we upgraded our ends oh i mean we'll be able to get this we'll be able to use the staff of wisdom after we kill rotten so all right let's dude look at that soul vortex go baby that actually isn't that bad it hits like a lot it's doing more than the soul arrow oh what the [ __ ] are these pants oh the dark leggings oh that's okay all right now we should be able to get 50 end i hope oh [ __ ] i need to check something chat i was gonna check this before but i forgot uh where can i get one of these where do i get a magic stone [ __ ] i have no idea yeah this is scholar damn i have no idea where to get these stones from attunement does give cast speed yo thank you so much for the 15 gift subs lexler okay whatever i'll i'll worry about it there's a chest with the magic stone on a secret room and door of pharaohs that wisdom is slow as hell it is very slow but it has really good cast bonus so [Music] guides i'm not even i'm not looking at a guide i was just just looking where you can get them apparently there is a lizard that drops one in in dragon area i could do aldia's gate skip and go to dragon area i guess but go full thank you again so thank you thank you lexler for the 15 gift subs i'm using wikidot actually thank you very much i jumped out of the elevator that one time yeah dude no one's ever gonna know door of pharaoh's first lockstone after the ladder okay hey scorpion thank you for the five month three sub yeah i need the twinklies but there's a bunch of twinkling tied knights i can get in the first dlc which is my plan like i should be able to get staff should be able to get staff of wisdom plus five uh pretty soon i actually should have ran to the dlc after rotten come to think of it i was thinking that i needed to i needed to talk to gandalf go to the dlc i don't know why imagine actually pulling this i just know that chad's gonna give me [ __ ] if i use a bow don't just buy all this [ __ ] what is i feel like you could get the boss in like a perma-stun move all right this spell is [ __ ] oh yeah it's not that great it's okay though all right we're gonna go to the dlc our damage is gonna get really good soon chat it's gonna be insane like your minds are gonna be blown at the damage i'm dealing so what's in this chest again did they chip think i remember that being something different oh man we're 50 minutes into this run already and i feel like i've killed like i've barely done anything dude just 99 bosses to go i could get the lion mage set now i want it we there's some twinklies over here that i'm gonna grab i guess there is a spell back there i can go i can go back and get it i guess i don't really know if it's you know i wonder can i hello there i believe there's some twinklies in this chest how many do we got we have eight i don't actually need the flynn's ring i should have just grabbed those she's gonna destroy me okay fine eleven twinklies ah [ __ ] okay i don't need the dragonstone there is a sorcery here i think it's pretty [ __ ] though oh my god okay let's just let's just try this up here instead no that's okay this is some scott dude come on oh i just want to do this come on please please get it i can't do it dude i'm wasting all my [ __ ] life gems as well this is so hard isn't impossible on this spot [Music] it's crazy i can't i can't i don't know i can't do it the thing is certain like certain positions don't really work very well for this so i don't know i guess it's just it doesn't work like i can't i don't know i mean i'm not i'm not doing anything wrong there's a kill plane there what this is so this is so [ __ ] uh oh my god honestly i probably should have just went the normal way at this rate this is not even faster now let's try going more to the left i hope there's not just like a massive kill box here that's going to get me again it might be yeah i can't do it from this height wow okay cool no it's not patched i'm just like the thing is i've i didn't i didn't want to do the parry walk on the spear enemy like i normally do because that spear enemy will kill me in two shots and pairing them is complete cancer so and it takes like eight spell casts just to kill one of these guys uh this is hopeless i i actually don't even know what to do in this situation okay one of them fell off the cliff [Music] we did it hooray if i just if i had a bit more damage everything would have been fine i just well i don't know i had no idea that the ma i had no idea that if you perry walked there you'd just hit a kill box all i wanted to do was come over here to alana so i could get there's like uh i think six twinklings over here foreign oh majestic all right let's go to door of pharaohs and get the magic stone and then we can get a magic dap of wisdom plus five this thing is gonna this thing is gonna wreck dude okay somebody said it's in the it's in the first pharaohs lockstone after you climb the ladder [ __ ] hope that's not a like [ __ ] troll that's where it actually is soul spear yeah i know so what this one paint stone wait is that even that is the one i think okay i think paint faint stone is the one i want right that is insane dude okay a skull skull skull thank you for the three months oh yeah magic is for enchanted that's why i was so okay i looked up the wrong [ __ ] stone on the wiki then i was looking where to find magic stone not paint stone i forgot it's i forgot it works like that right staff of wisdom one two three four five infuse check oh my god dude look at the bonus on this thing that is insane our damage just like tripled uh okay nice 60 in for focus holes uh all right you know what we're going to go i'm going to go kill ornstein i guess i i need to get a go forth i want to get soul spear inside me or actually i guess we can just send lucia back hey flag paulie thank you for the seven months am i gonna farm soul spears with ascetics uh no absolutely not just did i get record yesterday i did yes you hex's count as sorcery uh no i thought i had a night i thought i bought the branch from malencha did i not buy that maybe not yeah i don't know if i want to do ng plus freya for crystal soul spear i i might i might do it i don't know we'll see i'm interested in one thing oh yeah right i don't have enough faith to talk to falcon [ __ ] you falcon uh all right i assume soul spear is in the same place as vanilla i hope it's in this building so damn look at that damage though oh [ __ ] all right get me out of here two soul spears uh all right let's go i don't know where i want to go right now i already infused the staff i guess we're gonna go i'm gonna go kill uh guardian dragon oh yeah the lion mage set i'm just so scatterbrained right now yeah i'll have to get the lion mage set soon so i can't perry walk [ __ ] you okay to be honest i blamed the character dude what if it's harder to perry walk as a female i'm not even kidding i mean i'm serious i i isn't my practice character female i think you're right i i don't know how this is like i don't know what's going on or why i'm why this is so difficult i'm doing it the same way i always do it so i don't i don't understand what's happening like it feels like something is wrong i i don't under i don't i don't understand but it doesn't i don't know man it just doesn't work why doesn't it work no i this is the same way i always do it like i don't know man i actually don't know so something is something's wrong i don't know like it doesn't work like i i can't get it i i guess i'm just not gonna do perry walks in this run because this is literally just wasting so much time like i don't understand i don't know i don't know whatever we're just not going to do fairy walks something's wrong with this character i swear to [ __ ] god something's wrong with this character i'm doing it the exact same way i do it i've done like hundreds of times now it's just not working i don't know why it's not agility it's not it's not agility uh okay i'm so confused though like what what could what could be causing this issue i don't think it's being female but it could have to do with the fact that i randomized the character so much this is so hot really no oh yeah and since i quit out now i don't have soul spear i don't have to do it with 30 fps i love scholar dude but soul spear probably would have been fine but [Music] [Music] that's pretty good damage okay i'm gonna go get the lion the lion mage armor foreign never mind i'm not going to do it because i don't have a branch this run is so oh this is so good this is so good it's so good yeah you can hop over the wall but man it's well if i lowered my fps it's actually not that hard this is why you voted for vanilla [Music] you don't do perry walks you won't have the cool dlc2 ladder skip yeah i mean i don't know i can't like legit something is wrong with the perry walks it's not it's not like copium or some [ __ ] it's literally something is wrong i've i've been doing the paradox for like three weeks straight and i've never had it fail as much as it's failed just now so i mean maybe somehow i'm just bad but i don't know oh god just get away from me [Music] everything's fine where do i even want to go right now dude i i am just so lost i feel like i don't even know what i'm doing anymore i guess we we can go do sentinels i've already killed najka and i really want to do the perry walk skips but i something's [ __ ] wrong man like if i wasn't in the middle of a marathon i would be more i'm curious if i loaded up a save file if i could do the perry walk like first try cause i honestly feel like i could that just did that just did 1600 did that just do 1600 damage to him how'd i get 30 oh no no no no i got 30 soul spears by uh cheating doing a glitch all right here here's the big damage chat oh i mean that was pretty good actually [Music] oh yeah magic bubble attack ah an awesome choice stranger man i went all the i i put i put so much effort into setting up the parry walks for this run and now i can't even do them dude feels bad man i mean maybe i was just choking somehow but i don't know this is just for fun yo what's up cake yeah i got one of them first try so really not too bad [Music] so my damage is pretty good now at least i wanted i want to get soul geyser though but i can't i can't get like i wanted to do aldia's gate skip so i could get soul geyser but hmm [Music] let's get a few more casts of this spell hopefully the sp i'm hoping soul vortex is going to like shred congregation i don't really know if it's gonna work though hope it does [Music] yeah this weapon has 50 and requirement quite high we winning in here uh i don't think you ever win when you play dark souls 2. [Music] hit him with the bubbles guess we'll go do correa i should have just done an attack with my fist um let me try to angle this properly the way i normally would there we go oh my god we did it chad it's the character no the character is not at fault this time this damage is freaking good though actually i'm like tempted to go for crystal soul spear it's definitely not worth doing but i like kind of want to do it anyways then i have to go to straight oh no the head fell off all right no scope oh albinos [Music] we still gotta go kill mytha i guess we can go do skelly lords now [Music] like i feel like there's something else i should be going for but i want to get soul geyser but the thing is i i tried doing aldia's gate skip and i i can't [ __ ] do it like it doesn't work for some reason i have genuinely no idea why an awesome choice let me let me try to do the parry walk on this guy i guess see this [ __ ] off [ __ ] hell it's like it why wasn't it working before dude i don't get it urine plus soul greatsword yeah urine plus soul greatsword would probably be quite good i don't know where you get soul greatsword i really should have actually i should have a tuned urine dude because i have it would have been so much better this fight is gonna well this fight's still gonna be fine but okay it could have been much flashier hey mister understood [Music] soul spear goes in a line at least um is it possible to un-reinforce a weapon i think is there any other rings that are worth using i mean magic clutch would be good i suppose well we'll buy her bonfire aesthetic yeah you can get faster casting from energy plus skelly boards don't you isn't the don't you have to ascetic the the bonfire in that like locked room for skelly lords annoying let's see how he does against the soul vortex if i covet a student he's stuck turning he can't focus souls oh yeah we could try that let's try let's try focus souls chat no rapier ends today nope not okay you know what i actually should really go i should i should go level up my health because i i have like no [ __ ] health at all right now the spell literally did nothing okay thank you for the 59 months all right i need to level up my health i do not like current health levels let's get like 20. some endurance setting up a tune glitch is kind of a pain in the butt some sometimes it like breaks the attunement glitch am i faster than ella in this trilogy i mean i don't know i don't think ella has done i don't think ella has done sorcery only dark souls 1-3 oh my god let me through yo lexler thank you so much for the 10 gift subs god yo hold on the damage on the spell is terrible oh that was better holy sh she's gonna kill me gary you know let's let's try the soul spear barrage oh thank you for the 15 gift subs uh t-boy [Music] old knuck last nick gleb no idea how to say your name jesus christ thank you so much thank you so much for all the gift subs guys thank you very much you know what i need to buy i need to buy some more bright bugs since i'm gonna need them for the dlc fights you're classmate gleb okay [Music] this soulsphere barrage is pretty decent remember where where is the where is the magic clutch ring dude this damage is sick oh the double oh [ __ ] focus the souls i mean the parry walks are fi how was i failing the aldia's one so much i don't understand i guess i can go back and try it again i i'm so confused overthinking it i don't think i was though but maybe you were just bad thanks [Music] [Music] [Music] yeah i'm gonna put the marathon on youtube ds2 bino's back in the alden ring hmm imagine not picking up the dlc key uh all right time to go back i can't [ __ ] see anything so i just hope this is oh very good very good indeed all right i should go to probably go to dragon lake castle now i think not sure hey living who thank you for the prime son there's like a kill box i think if i was to drop on the chest thank you for the five gift subs whippy thank you buddy sorry i'm just this this run has just been all over the place my brain is just going 100 miles an hour trying to figure out what what to do next hey mr la top thank you for the two months have i used tumble buff on staff i have not pumped up would be worth it but kinda all right you know what i'm gonna go kind of want to get unleash magic let's just try to get the big dick damage dude don't fail this don't fail this one shot all right guys i guess i'm gonna try the aldia's periwalk again i don't know wish me luck i really want to use soul geyser because this spell freaking rex but okay guys there's no way i'm gonna fail this a million times in a row no way oh he's [ __ ] dead this guy doesn't respond oh my god okay well now i can't even all right well we're not doing audio skip i guess we're doing shrine of winter skip i don't know all the other perry walks are fine i don't know why that one was so cursed hey the brock thank you for the three months buddy i kind of want to get crystal soul spear and unleash magic just so i can do like absolutely disgusting damage covenant of champions i don't think covenant of champions actually revives that guy if i want to get crystal soul spear though i need to go kill [Music] i need to go kill freya i'd also have to unlock the bright stone cove bonfire kind of annoying nice what the heck is that that's damaged though soul vortex any good uh it's okay it's not something it's not that great though uh the dlc bosses should actually be okay smell blue smelter is gonna be kind of shitty though grip 12k souls yeah well if i was able to do aldia's gate skip i would have had the feather and everything it would have been pretty chill where do you get the magic clutch ring again chat i was looking it up earlier but i can't remember anymore oh it's baron tower and with the soul barrage actually i actually need kale zone oops there we go is hex allowed no x's are not sorceries they're hexes i like [Music] i need to be more careful now casting that thought i got hit on purpose there no i was thinking about using rtsr but unfortunately i don't even think red tearstone works for magic in this game [Music] stop working on spells in 1.07 yeah it's really strange that they decided to do that actually [Music] am i excited for alden ring what do you think [Music] i want dark souls to remake through cheers uh foggers dude see you later shrine [Music] [Music] all perry walks first try except aldia gate i know right [Music] all right i guess we're killing demon of song with focused souls well it's not bad damage actually so what's up mitch the damage is pretty good actually so whoa changed my fps to like five oops so uh what the [ __ ] melee isn't allowed i mean i could melee the entire run with my staff if i wanted it's gonna make it way way worse though this thing does not do very good melee damage how many more boss do i have left quite a few oh wait he sells another soul spear not that i really need it i guess hey xmc thank you for the year reset we have the dlcs some of the side bosses like we still have to do authority and vanguard and chariot and we have dark lurker and then guardian and ancient dragon i mean we're getting there but it's not it's taking a while the runs been picking up pace now that we got the i'm getting out of here mr [Music] [Music] so all souls all bosses whip only that sounds that sounds so horrible also dude i don't even have god i don't even have a homeward bone i need these souls oh god do i run back i don't know it's not that many souls i should probably just dark sign foreign get a ring of sacrifice yeah that well i couldn't even die though can't really die to vendrick all right yeah i was gonna do aldia's gate skip early i do actually think with the proper routing you could i mean sorcery wouldn't be faster than like the normal route obviously ever but i do think you could get some pretty crazy early game damage if you built the character right like with the right with the right routing you could probably get you could get the staff of wisdom plus five and you could also get a magic weapon to tumble buffett and then you could also get unleash magic if you had all three of those things you'd prob i think your soul spears could do like almost 1500 to 2000 damage each which is that's a lot that is quite good uh focus soul is okay nice jump no demon souls dark souls 2 just takes so long i mean demon souls is fast but i don't know didn't really feel like doing demon skulls uh rip guardian dragon oh yeah soul geyser well forgot about soul geyser uh i can i can get soul geyser when i go to for uh nablon i need to go get the ladder miniature and then i need to get the staff from falcon i already got kale's helmet you can get crystal soul spear if you ascetic the freya bonfire hi and i knew gilligan for it i don't know i don't want to kill him i don't have the faith for him to give me the staff so i have to i don't have a choice but other than doing that okay we have everything although now we need to i need to die i need to be hollow chap the staff is in the mimic and aldia's keep wait is it really oh i get that's that must be a scholar thing or is that not a scholar thing also why the [ __ ] did i just use an effigy dude i'm an idiot i need to die again i'm actually so stupid need to be hollow to do this quest line for navlon whatever his name is all right if i do this guy's questline he'll give me a spell that boosts my magic damage called uh unleash magic jump over here say hi to him off as the teal oh it's okay you oh [ __ ] i guess i also want to get soul geyser i don't know man oh he's running so slow i don't think soul geyser is very good anymore like it used to be quite good but now it's kind of bad but i guess i'll get it just to see ng plus najka for crystal soul spear you have to do ng plus freya for that actually i might do it though just for fun it's definitely not worth doing but i kind of wanted i just want big damage so how much what is this requirement for this 58 okay i have enough at least is soul guys are in the same place in the audience there we go oh what the the wall the walls stagger you dude uh i just got the king's ring see we have soul geyser this attunement glitch is so scuffed to do we'll get 10 unleash magics and then we'll also put on unfortunately you can only you can only attune to glitch one spell at a time so all right i'm hoping with bright bug and unleash magic the damage should be pretty strong for uh and dragon but we'll see don't think i don't wait do they cancel each other if they cancel each other then that's like such a meme they probably do they pro oh man why did i even bother welcome home so well yeah i got a tune multiple times i could have 93 soul geysers right now if i wanted to but i don't really need that many so eggy toasts thank you for the nine months geez oh i tried really the double fly come on fire breath thank you okay i should have had the lion mage armor on that's okay though yeah it does a lot of damage your right click to trigger back button isn't working you have to select uh you have to hover your mouse over a location where you can warp um so just pretty freaking good though i'm not gonna but tumble buff it could be even better i probably want to get one more giant soul yeah so tumble buffing allows you to put like magic weapon on on the staff which boosts its damage even further but it's it's uh it's frame perfect it's a it's easier to do on low fps but yeah it's it's frame perfect so it's kind of [ __ ] up i used to speed run neo my dude let's go to so we can go kill vendrick probably fine with four right now [Music] i guess i can get crystal soul spear should i get crystal soul spear guys do i do i go out on my way for it i guess i could i need to remember how to problem is chad i don't really remember how to get i don't remember how to get to the room true uh the bonfire room i already missed it trees oh my god what the [ __ ] okay that was fun listen i haven't done this i have not taken freya to ng plus in ages spy hinder all right see later mister understood oh man wow that was awesome yeah i have a branch for straight [Music] use a torch you know i probably should just realize i don't have any flame butterflies i do need to go get them from somewhere it's also kind of rough nice he's standing completely still so [Applause] [Applause] i've died all right now we got our soul i guess we can go to let's go do gargs real quick actually i guess i guess we'll get crystal soul spear first yeah we already killed freya i'm killing her a second time to get a upgraded sorcery spell which is absolutely not worth doing for this run but i'm doing it just because i want bigger damage sub two hours uh yeah i mean in the normal in the normal all bosses route that's the goal aren't these guys aggressive wait are these enemies are these enemies not aggressive in scholar crystal soul spear let's go cast light time to redo that human glitch is going to break all my other ones no it didn't that's good all right we have 30 crystal soul spears dude let's go no all right i have to use this [ __ ] i guess oh no please stop fireballing please stop fireballing dude [Music] just bone out yeah you can parry walk these guys but it's kind of kind of ass there we go i did it dude this game why did it run out it's not supposed to run out there i had enough time i guess the enemy despawned dude come on oh my where the heck are my souls let's just use this enemy or not this is so [ __ ] first chat should be able to me okay that is that's so close to a one shot oh it's like one health what let's go kill vendrick they actually have 1400 health yeah yeah this is my luck should have gotten one more point event am i having fun today i am yes at least dark souls 3 will be smooth i i've ran dark souls 3 so many times like using magic that is anyways [Applause] see if unleashed magic gets rid of breitbart oops that does considering i can only get one fast i guess it's better to use so geyser [ __ ] does a lot of damage actually [Applause] [Applause] let's go kill let's just finish up all the side bosses we still have to kill authority and vanguard oh god and chariot and dark lurker huh this game is so long at least we can do the at least we already did we already did some of the skips in the dlcs hey skarpy thank you for the 55 months we've got a lot of bright bugs will i stream eldon ring when it comes out what do you think no i'm gonna quit streaming when elven ring comes out that damage though all right now we go to [Music] at vanguard some people think streamers who play dark souls will continue playing dark souls after eldering releases oh no that's that's absolutely true dark souls 1 speedrunners and just cultists are like a different breed like dark souls every single time there's been a new souls game dark souls 2 dark souls 3 bloodborne sakura they they do like one playthrough of it and then they go back to speedrunning dark souls 1. that's just how it goes [Applause] the spell is asked the insane double hit student let's do like one more level up real quick all right we've killed pretty much every optional boss except dark lurkers so we just have dlc's left plus dark lurker so it's not it's not too bad 69 and sure one [Music] getting beefy all right let's go kill alana [Music] uh i mean so hmm [Music] hey soul of a brave warrior thank you for the six months no pig summons dude a lot of you guys probably don't know this but alana can actually summon pigs it's like a one percent chance it's very very rare it's pretty funny what [Music] [Music] how are so many of these i actually could [Music] it's not close enough so hmm all right gank squad let's go i wonder if there's any other useful magic got a lot of bright bugs left still pick up the two here so i'm i definitely think i want to get the eye for bravo probably at least like one night combo there so great sword i kind of wish i got so great sword insane double hits dude you that was really strange apple just did like a really he like did a really fast jump attack somehow and what the soul geyser oh and that damage just stand there and die thank you [Applause] i mean one of these times he won't dodge right still a ds2 yeah we're getting pretty close to being done though hey escape sound thank you for the two months [Music] all right uh do the second dlc i guess thank you oh this sucks dude i don't have any skulls left happy night raisin face tank this entire combo from your [ __ ] now i haven't done dark lurker yet here we go chat all right i don't have the music set up you came here for music i'm sorry i go slow at the start if you go too fast you die actually all right i don't want to see if i could try to do the tumble buff real quick i'll try it a few times i guess too hard no no smelter wedges our damage should be fine i mean it's not great but this nursery looks so boring there's some fun spells but there's yeah sorcery is not that great oh my god [Music] that's kind of clutch what triggers the pillars to heal the fume knight it's just aoe based so if he gets like too close to them yes [Music] all right so blue smelter is resistant to sorceries guys so this is going to be really fun can't pass because this debuff on me dude [ __ ] off 58 i mean slowing steady chat i don't know why he buffs god so oh having fun yeah so much we stun them so let's hold down blue smoke play it safe what a fun fight okay [Music] holy [ __ ] i survived that why is rtsr on i don't have any other ring to use so using rtsr i guess i have never done sorcery marathon before isn't the magic clutch ring here what before alan i have no idea i'm actually not sure where the magic clutch is to be completely honest with you this run is pretty much just turned into spam crystal soul spear right now though oh it's before fume night [ __ ] what i would have grabbed it oh well yeah that's true killed that's true my crystal soul spear does less damage than a freaking rapier dude [Music] [Applause] so close well we've got a lot of souls i mean i guess i can go level up one more time it's not really going to do anything but [Music] just pump my end even higher i guess 85. we are becoming five head all right we all we have left now is well we have dlc three dark lurker and then final bosses the lc3 thing is i can't i can't do in this ava though i'm gonna have to get the priestess's eye but i believe there is a perry walk skip you can do to get it so along with ds3b ds3 will be pretty fast like two hours for ds3 i would say something in that range am i going to finish this today that's the plan uh good job okay i can parry walk these guys but the problem is there's gonna be an army of them so i have to kill them 666 there you can perry walk the first guy oh i thought that would be too high up i have i had auto run on how do you parry walk this enemy dude me down let me down please all right we'll use this [ __ ] oh it's enemies weird and survive this right go a bit higher oh there's no invasion yeah i have the cavern on do we need to get more than two nights i don't know it should be fine with just two i think still on ds2 yeah this game is really long get them all now this takes too long should be fine like this hmm soul geyser does a lot but it's just so slow why is often like afk speech [Music] visible abba yep all right not too bad is my day going it's all right thanks for asking playing archaeous legends and it's not half bad yeah i mean i've never really been a big fan of pokemon i've like i don't think i've ever played a pokemon game before so i wasn't really too interested in it [ __ ] off [ __ ] hell [ __ ] isn't too bad presses r1 yeah look at me press r1 look at me go dude oh this damn just quite bad so so listen safe imagine if this game didn't have life gems i mean estes is good it's just takes a lot of time to pick up all the shards and everything i don't know these the bosses in this dlc seem very resistant to uh magic they're not very resistant i mean but definitely not doing that much sub 4 i don't think it's going to happen the dark liquor dungeons are going to take too long it's going to be close but come on buddy [ __ ] come on i can't i can't do it from this angle it's not gonna work okay yeah the their walk lasts barely long enough to make that it's like so close oh man i'm excited to do dark souls 3 guys i've dark souls 2 has overstayed its welcome at this point i just wanted i want to move on to the next game yo what's up waifu please no horsies goodness [Music] well soul geyser is good but it takes 10 years to cast is the problem get a bit of cast speed i guess uh all right now dark lurker dungeons did i talk to him in black gulch oh yeah i did okay wait a second oh i don't have any flame butterflies oh [ __ ] i need to get flame butterflies and i don't even know where the best spot to get him is i guess i'll get the ones from rooftop over here yeah those are the ones we pick up in the all bosses run well this runs gonna be a bit over two hours or a bit over four hours i mean which uh considering how this run started i guess isn't all that bad the merchant lady at machula no she doesn't sell plain butterflies it's a bit over two hours as well yeah you will i don't know if a bit would be the best way of describing it [Applause] holy [ __ ] these enemies are weak to magic dude oh oh that is so satisfying holy [ __ ] damn that's good what the [ __ ] [ __ ] two shotting him that's crazy this is the one time in the run that i've felt overpowered it was all worth it four hours of setting up the two shot these guys that is really nice though god damn the base game enemies and bosses are pretty chill when it comes to sorcery man the d the dlc is just rough your damage is so bad [Applause] magic rapier for all bosses now oh god i'm so i'm like i'm like this is so satisfying i'm just loving this right now makes me wish i had crystal soul spear in the all bosses run dude my hype for eldon ringo i don't know no i'm hyped for uh world of warcraft classic that's what we need to be hyped about hey the nibbler thank you for the year and a half reset am i going to play magic or melee at the start i'm going to be using both i'm i want to do like i'm planning on building my elden ring character very uh like balanced i want i want to be able to try out a bunch of different weapons and stuff and also try out different magic that i get nice fight sorcery is insanely good for dark clicker dungeons holy crap i feel like it's almost better than uh better than miracles that was what five soul spears to kill him that was crazy hey i dime thank you for the prime sub and bayrick thank you as well thank you guys is this said is it finally coming to an end it is yes look at this perfect bright bug usage one bright bug left toilet [ __ ] i hope i talked to aldi at all the spots i mean i'm pretty sure i did right right yeah i did oh they said he spawned them all and i was trying to just avoid them but i should [Music] somehow i damaged him like right as he started that attack that was interesting we did it chat dark souls did he's thank god all right all right i really gotta go to the bathroom i'm gonna take a short break and then we're gonna do dark souls 3. and dark souls 3 should be pretty quick and chill so i will be right back guys and pk time thank you for the gifts um you could possibly such as our things [Music] [Music] [Music] all right i'm back [Music] can we see the credits no we are going straight into dark souls 3. hopefully i don't have any mods installed in dark souls 3. oh dark souls 3 is going to be the smoothest run you have ever seen in your life dude like i don't even think you know yes indeed well then i'm gonna stretch it is called lothric where the transitory lands of the lords of cinder converge in venturing north the pilgrims discover the truth of the old words the fire fades and the lords go without drones the bell tolls well you guys can't even [ __ ] see it nice one saint of the deep [Music] i can't wait for the elven ring ost it's gonna be crazy the giant [Music] only in truth the lords will abandon their thrones my game's at 20 fps dude [Music] [Music] cinematic fps nameless accursed undead unfit even to be cinder all right here we go dark souls 3. name this after kobe since he just subbed sorcerer and black fire bomb [Music] all right [Music] let's go all right so we'll go with my standard sorcery build i don't oh crap no i'm already i'm already kind of drawing a blank do i need to pick up any scrolls i guess i want to pick up one scroll for orbeck um which is which one which one's the scroll that gives pestle and mist i think you have to pick up a scroll for that right [Music] so oh never mind [Music] i was hoping i would get a stun but after giving him any sorcery scroll okay i'm just i'm trying to remember where the [ __ ] sorcery scrolls even are i mean i know that there's one in profane capital and there's also one in um grand archives but fashion one oh man i'm so excited for eldon ring oh playing dark souls 3 just takes me back so many so many fun times speed running this game figuring out everything so good can i tumble buff in this patch no this is current patch yeah i played the japanese version of ds3 because you could play it like two weeks early or something bow glitch sorceries no that i don't know i mean i could get the bow it's really not it's not really much of a point though do i want to get the estus shard here i kind of do but i also kind of don't want to die it'll be fine yeah symbol would be nice but i'm not gonna bother what is alden elder ring um i mean i don't want elden ring to be like painfully difficult or anything i don't i don't really care that much about the difficulty [Music] i'm not i'm not really too worried that [Music] what's he doing so weird that he just lets you just destroy him like that i wanted to hit him in the head but i failed oh god yeah the music's a little loud i think i think chat had me turned it up last time i played dark souls 3 when i was on the gale fight everybody was like make it 10. my dad holy sh let's get hit by everything ps3 feels so smooth compared to dark souls 2 yeah yeah dark souls 3 is definitely the the best game like mechanically i would say dad oh foreign oh i don't want to kill you hmm what a good strap oh you know what i'm just gonna throw a skull [ __ ] it ds3 is gonna be smooth listen that's gonna that's gonna be the only death man come on have some have some faith in me chad hmm i think on my first playthrough i baited that enemy into the elevator shaft sure a lot of people in chat also did that yeah or or you hit him through the doors yeah true i thought that was gonna kill on [ __ ] believable and the dogs in this game are just so [ __ ] [ __ ] dude god man oh my god i thought i was gonna one shot him because i i was one-shotting the other dogs in the settlement i could have just went around i guess but all right you just got to be really fast i if i was if i was quick on the follow-up it would have been fine oh well yo what's up lark yeah i kind of bumped my staff it really doesn't do that much though all right well we'll get the casting ring dogs don't count do i remember where the scrolls are uh vaguely yes what is that roll spam dude just rolled six times in a row do i floss my teeth uh sometimes what a weird question there's a scroll in this swamp there is a scroll in this one now all right i'm i'm quitting out here i don't want to deal with this so uh hey okay i know there's a scroll like over to the left here i'm just gonna grab this bonfire and then go get the scroll i'll also get the crown of dusk i guess we're just gonna go i mean i'll take it that that uh that crap was really nice okay the scroll is there we go nice yeah i don't need the other scroll i should be fine with just that all right i think we're gonna kill stray demon and then i'll have i'll have to go back and free uh rickard or whatever his name is it's not record what what is his name in this game first of the v doesn't it or back oh yeah we're back yeah orbeck of beenheim or something i don't need the other scroll the other scroll is just for hidden body i'm not gonna bother hope i have enough damage to kill i think with the crown of dusk i'll have enough to kill stray i don't actually know oh yeah let me equip the sages ring good call thank you thank you please don't spit rocks at me i hate that attack it's like so hard to dodge that attack for no reason oh yeah wow that damage is really good holy [ __ ] considering i haven't leveled my int at all i mean the crown of dusk is giving us a 20 boost or something damage is really good damn dude all right we'll go kill the large uh the large shard lizards i guess always feels i don't know going for these large shards is it's nice because then you get enough upgrade materials but they're just so far out of the way yeah i don't think i'm gonna have enough fp maybe if i use normal solara perfectly calculated i need uh i need to send or back home first oh me oh that's fine missed spook great heavy and let's go should be good uh i might get so great sword but i don't need it yet kind of unnecessary forgot to upgrade my staff probably should have got my tumen up a bit just use great heavy and spook and i guess i think i'm gonna go do great wood right now you could get it higher i know i can but i don't think i want to yet i'm not i don't know it's kind of weird just because of the i'm gonna switch catalysts when i get to profane capital so i don't want to use too many large shards does all bosses include dlc it does yes see you later nightmare have a good night buddy will i kill wyvern with magic i don't think so i mean i don't know i guess i could it's just it's not it's not really fun [Music] let's see if we can hit the elbow the elbow egg it's so hard to eat this come on let me hit it oh uh one i did a lightning arrow free aim run once yeah it's it's a lot of fun i run uh all right i think we're just gonna go kill abysswatchers now damage should be pretty good i forgot to put my gloves back on how long does the ds3 run take usually um two hours or so a bit over two hours will i speed run dying light too no i'm i'm just gonna play through it casually i don't i don't even if i wanted to speedrun dying light 2 i'm not going to have time and i want to do some more souls content like right before elden ring comes out so yo pew jugger pew thank you for the 10 bucks hello from russia dis thank you for the speed runs everyone here loves them thank you for the support man i probably should have put out here please just be nice oh damn it i knew he was gonna do the attacker i gotta be careful [Music] [Music] [Music] i was far enough away it's gonna heal up for safety so hard to punish this guy safely [Music] i don't know if i should have won for this nice fight yo weissman thank you for the 22 months we should have more than enough estes for walnier i think when's ds3 runs i don't know i'm i'm still going to be busy with dark souls 2 for another week or two and then i'm gonna i don't know because i also want to play dying light 2 and i'm not going to have that much time to run dark souls 3 but i will run it for probably like a week or two so hopefully that'll be enough time to get a decent run ish at least improve my pb i would have already been done with dark souls 2 but the pair the parry walking stuff is i don't know it's it's a lot of fun for me right now yeah i could do any percent nobody's here why does this game look so slow right now i don't know i don't know what to tell you no death no bonfire yeah i've done it before he's vaping i knew he was gonna pull his arm back i like walnier he's way too easy though but i i think he's a cool fight i honestly like gimmick fights so all right i'm gonna go ahead and kill this guy because come here buddy oh my god what is happening ah what's up i mean this guy gives like 25 000 souls it's pretty nice for pumping into early on it's not necessary but i like doing it a little bit close five large shards get sick of ds2 i mean i finished dark souls 2. this is a marathon and yeah the goal is to beat the game all bosses can you finish the game with just magic yeah absolutely let's hit this lizard with some sick free aim dude oh don't you dare oh my this lizard why doesn't that interrupt him no don't you dare go out of bounds what do you think elden ring will have instead of lizards i don't know you know well there are some enemies that drop materials in the elden ring i guess i don't want to spoil things but we did see them in the network test so whatever those enemies were all right you know what i'm gonna kill the worm just because i can kill him really fast and i kind of feel like it's bob got hit by that lizard on one run there yeah the you can get hit by that lizard if you get too close because he he gets like knocked up on the he like climbs the wall and then falls on you we have so many souls right now i could even do demon king right now and just get like 60 [ __ ] in right away i don't know demon king with this amount of health is kind of sketched though holy [ __ ] this is so hot [Music] i don't know i'll try i'll try this i guess this is probably a bad idea right now i'm not gonna lie i should probably level up i feel like the damage should still be pretty good though head shot so well all right now we have a ton of souls to level up so that's nice i guess action pretty back up i don't know like i could reinforce the staff but i'm not sure i guess i will yeah at 60 and the court sorcerer's staff is better which is what i want to get but i just don't have all right i need to buy some more homeward bones too fashion one yeah i can get the ashes on the way to anor londo that was my plan but i'm gonna go kill dancer and osiris right now because i i don't want to do sage and deacons until i'm a bit stronger well 50 inch plus six staff should be pretty good yeah you do not want to fight crystal sage early on it's it's bad it's real bad really hey charlie kelly thank you for the 39 months also razios thank you for the 19 and i am a huge disaster thank you for 11 months ugh the thing is you can't get dark sorceries until you kill nice i shouldn't have went for that that was stupid uh anyways you can't get dark sorceries until you free carla and you can't get to carla unless you kill sage i maybe should have got a little bit more health but normally dancer kind of afk's for a little bit at the start so i i thought i would have enough time to buff my staff but i was wrong really now deep soul from the deacons yeah but i have to kill sage to get to deacons okay okay all right reset mental reset some choice stranger we need to be very careful damn dude i wish i had a little bit more health [ __ ] yeah it's basically like she's gonna one-shot me with a lot of vertex normally i get like 13 vigor for dancer so i could survive a hit i got one bigger level up this run but it's okay all right here we go we need to we need to be very careful i say as i attack uh [Music] you gotta do something i don't feel comfortable punishing that [Music] okay hey vegas didn't do it thank you so much for the prime sub and captain caveman thank you for the eight months uh did dancers defense go up no i just i was using great heavy solero instead of or i was using normal sole arrow instead of great heavy i mean dark souls 2 took four hours about but yeah it was a long one uh it's my favorite game true i actually want to go back to the shrine all right we'll level up a little bit more i guess let these i need to get some health dude osiris osiris is gonna one shot me if i don't i don't wanna deal with that did margaret no hit in the closed network test i don't know i might have at one point had some fights that were close i don't know if i did it quite no hit though you don't take fall damage there it's because i use spook that fight on ella's viewer run was epic with the parries yeah i should have highlighted that that bod i don't think i ever did viewer runs for elden ring are actually going to be so [ __ ] sick calls a viewer on basically a run where i let viewers good thing i leveled my health let's run where i let viewers kill the bosses for me where have you gone are you hiding from me come out come out don't be afraid [Music] oh god it's a bit spooky i'm not gonna lie isn't he resistant to magic damage yeah he's pretty resistant but he's not as resistant as a as like sage for example his deacons [Music] i think eldon ring will have the build diversity as the souls games i mean from what we've read from interviews and whatnot holden ring is gonna have even more build diversity than the souls games have it's getting dark magic worth the detour no not really how does he play seven hours straight no pause i did pause i i take breaks between each game will i be streaming eldon ring on launch yes absolutely i will be playing alden ring like every day or the foreseeable future imagine missing a parry [Music] [Music] you do backwards parries and all the souls games are just ds3 it's just a ds3 thing hmm all right now we can get 60 and let's go and i can also get the prisoners chain i guess though i'm not going to be using it for that long but oh that so i can get it for now let's get white dragon breath the spell is sick dude action one welts farewell i shouldn't want me well level up oh my god and i tried to if you try to level up after you give her the eyes then like the animation gets stuck she's inspecting the eyes or whatever doing the animation let's put on old greatsword i guess i'll turn in an esta shard i guess we can use soul great sword and yeah let's use white dragon breath let's go do sage yeah i i stopped my stream to watch the blindfolded sakura run you don't need bones because you have a coiled sword i was going to turn the coiled sword in for a slab that's my plan all right so we'll go do we'll do sage deacons and then we can basically just rush profane capital and get the logan's catalyst one time i had a dog actually teleport into this fight with me it was [ __ ] up dude why are you why are you not teleporting [Music] oh my god whoa i need to take out both of these guys could be able to double with the soul nice okay that's what i want [Music] dude i can't [ __ ] hit oh my god oh this is this is not the good spell this one this is not a good spell set for this chap all right all right one more i have no idea where this one oh god he's so [ __ ] up oh my god i don't want to die not like this this is why okay i should have just used soul arrow but this is why you get 60 ins before you do crystal sage because this fight is awful with magic why not ferren flash sword uh i mean i could use it i thought greatsword would be more fun pestle and mist would probably be pretty good on sage i think if you if you use pestle and mist sage won't actually teleport away because it doesn't it never like triggers the teleport could be wrong about that though all right that's good well it doesn't break the ai but esl mist doesn't cause stagger like it doesn't hit stun at all a toxic naranja thank you for the 33 months am i doing dlc yep no i don't need pestle and mist for deacons yeah pestle and mist is good for madeir it's also good for yorm although it's not you're better off just shooting him in the head with your spells but i just hope i have enough fpe what spells am i missing for the final build well i do want to get soul spear i also still need to get the better magic ring and the magic clutch yeah i do want to get soul stream in the archives and quit out if you get hit by the worm things if you don't have torch you can that is correct yeah soul stream's a fun spell it's really really slow though hey blood drunk oh it's great to have you here i need to pick up the belvine yeah i know where the clutch ring is i really hope i have enough fp kind of concerned i do have a hidden blessing if i really need to use it see am i gonna one shot these guys oh my god it teleported out of the body at the why does it keep spawning in the big guys can you not it's the moment i attacked this guy it's going to teleport away it's just it's waiting for me i have to okay i guess i have i i don't know it's not it's not there it goes jesus christ is it rant you know i wonder what how that works i need to be careful guys because how nice he was low health got multiple damn this is really nice [Music] [Music] oh lori attacked dude christ i forgot to put on the silver serpent that's okay have i been cursed to death in the deacon fight yeah the first time i did sorcery only in dark souls 3 i i tried doing deacons like super early on and i i just couldn't do enough damage and i just got cursed i want to try to kill the pop the pontiff dog here i probably shouldn't but i kind of want to try anyways is there an armor set that buffs ends in dark souls 3. uh i don't think so i mean there's the crown that i'm wearing the crown of dusk boosts sorcery damage that's not that's not really boosting end i one shot these guys yeah you know i don't have to quit out almost doing the skip without without keyboard mouse is [ __ ] stupid all right good enough all right so we'll go down to i guess we'll go down to uh profane capital and then i can get soul spear and logan's catalyst i don't have any large shards right now i can also get the better magic ring and another esta shard you're in bed whippy nice dude i'm getting a little tired myself also kind of hungry alva didn't invade no i'm not playing if you're offline on steam like you go offline mode on steam then you don't actually get invaded by the offline npcs all right chat if we get a symbol of avarice i will gift 50 subs unlucky i have not gotten the symbol from that chest in ages dude like years i mean granted i don't play dark souls 3 that much but what happens if you do get it you just you just lose you'll get you'll get like the symbol first and then you get the shard after i think or maybe it's like at the same time i can't remember do i like burritos or tacos more oh i like tacos a lot that's your cat's name what taco hmm i kind of wish i had a different i wish i had some different spells right now but it should be okay killing this guy i hope kind of scary though we can also get a symbol from this one if we're lucky not lucky fashion one deacon's soul gives a spell i think right i guess i can get it what is it deep soul crystal hail god crystal hail is so bad if you kill a mimic you can't get the symbol uh if you kill all the mimics the last one will give you the symbol i believe how it works little spear come again i guess i'll turn to master shards oh is that only a thing in ds1 okay you can farm you can farm the symbol really easily anyways outside the yarm boss fight farewell what boss do i want to do right now i guess i'll go do pontiff so i can upgrade the staff is elden ring gonna have a lot of random drops i don't know i haven't played the game i hope not well actually i don't know i like ran i i do like random drops i think it's interesting from like a first playthrough perspective but i just hope like really good stuff isn't locked behind random drops yeah i need a better ring on how do you farm them use lloyd's talisman and rest of the bonfire yep pretty much you uh yeah you just you like throw lloyd's talisman on two of them and then if you don't get a drop i believe you just like reset the you might even be able to keep throwing actually i think you can you can just wait for them to like oh my god i think you can keep throwing all right i really don't like running through this area oh oh my god dude what the [ __ ] okay fine [Music] [Music] [Music] works we got hit closer to the door yeah i mean it worked out pretty well can't complain and they're like two shards over here just one should have enough souls to buy guards anyways am i sleeping after this i mean not right away but after a little while yeah no fap ring no fap paping is not worth it am i doing dlcs too yeah yes sir gail with magic only has such a pain there's a really there's a super cheesy strat you could do maybe i'll try it for fun although i'm probably just gonna get myself killed there's a g-strap for gail we'll see bob getting smashed and bloodborne feels bad man bog wall takes so long dude let me let me through this titanite slab is like so not worth it honestly i remember right upgrading the catalyst upgrading the catalyst to from plus nine to plus ten gives one spell buff i think that's it action one okay what pretty it's like a 20 increase in spell buff not bad let's go do so we can just do aldrich i don't know aldridge is going to suck either way so might as well just do it right now i honestly love all the magic types in this game though ira's sorceries and miracles are all really strong i think miracle build is probably the strongest though miracle does so much damage it's actually insane like lightning state can hit for like two to three thousand damage it's kind of crazy getting melted by the pestle mist nice that actually wasn't too bad oh it lasts for like 30 seconds mario or some [ __ ] it lasts a really long time farewell yeah missed is percentage based it does i believe one percent of a boss's health per second so pestilence can kill i mean assuming you have a hundred percent uptime it can kill any boss in like a minute and a half well a minute forty i'm not using onyorm we're gonna do way more damage just doing it this way [Music] yeah sorcerers are pretty good guys at least if you hit him in that all right let's go to let's go back to profane capital and we'll go kill wyvern i'm just gonna do the plunge attack for wyvern here you can complain all you want chat just use magic weapon and you'll kill him with sorcery like doing this fight with sorceries really isn't it's not interesting at all i mean that that's that that's the reason why i just do the plunge because it's faster and like if if you want to kill wyvern with magic all you do is just get it you go to a safe spot and you just cast your spell up a hundred times just it's pretty stupid how you fix the ds3 crash i believe i have the crash fix installed my voice is not in sync with the webcam i don't know maybe you should refresh what's up nums munching skin what kind of bait comment is that so i can't get this i don't know how to position him right at the start yeah yeah oh my god ah [ __ ] me dude oh my god yikes dude that that was so that was so obvious though numbs that's even more obvious than zeros should have waited for the fire breath i want to get my smalls back but i should be able to get it in time i think okay dude what the [ __ ] man oh my [ __ ] god dude how did i not get the [ __ ] horizontal one dude the next take over the controller the [ __ ] up oh man god damn it try yeah maybe i should have just used sorcery i lost like that was like 60 000 souls or something i mean it's not a big deal but i do do need to level up my health a bit okay guys here we go here we go this is it oh i am really bad at this apparently what's up atomic soda what's up zero nems is already gone yeah he tried to get the munch on me and then he left how many hours do i have on ds3 uh i don't know at this point honestly oh majestic i guess we can go do dragon slur armor action one farewell i don't even know what other spell to use white dragon's breath is [ __ ] i guess hey cfi i don't uh see if i don't stab you thank you for the three months and cece thank you for the nine thank you guys the s3 seems like my least played game why because i failed the wyvern skit even nems fails that skip all right the legend the the lothric legend dude nemes is even worse than you nems died to great wood today that's tragic a blizzard tempest thank you for the eight month reset [Applause] this damage is [ __ ] insane i miss your resub so now you hate dark souls jesus so sorry hope ellen rings speedrun won't be sorcery [ __ ] or summon [ __ ] i really hope it's not summons because having to rely on like summon rng is gonna be garbage holy [ __ ] okay settle down sage um oh jesus this [ __ ] up it's not close not close enough [Music] this is horrible this is just horrible that is so [ __ ] tragic and i take so much damage let me take off the crown of dusk actually that's what's making me get absolutely [ __ ] shredded by the boss right now i just jesus let me let me [ __ ] cast my spell dude oh my god i need the sages ring on it's working all of this for crystal magic which uses like 10 000 fp didn't even bother doing this man but what whatever it's fine you can cast through walls you can yeah just i don't know if it i'm gonna get myself killed i'm gonna get myself killed listening to chat oh yeah it just goes in your inventory it might actually be better just to fight sage on the bridge where she doesn't teleport away he i don't know what what the [ __ ] is sage i don't know okay so we got soul stream i will i'll definitely i'm gonna go back after i activate the lift here i think okay all right i'm kind of curious what crystal soul spear is gonna do to princes could be pretty good nice kyle pretty pog i took back up vampire survivors i've seen so many streamers playing that lately um i need one more ashness i think [Music] these spells use so much fp are you know what i'm actually gonna go get uh the witch tree branch as well just for the faster casting speed yeah there's a new harry potter game right well yeah if i get the saint belvine then i don't need the sages ring which means i can use lloyd's sword i can maximize my dps you either need the sages ring or [Music] the bell vine to get max casting speed i think or you can level up decks but i'm not gonna be leveling up decks harry potter game got delayed i don't know maybe do i want to get the 15th esta shard it's probably not necessary but i can spam magic a bit more if i do i don't know maybe i'll get it i mean i definitely don't need it but if i want to use magic like soul streamer crystal soul spear having a bit more action as this is always good hey no problem big red candle thank you for being here buddy yeah i still have the blessing hey oh my god i almost didn't make it out of the elevator there there's different voices in elder ring oh like for the characters i think they're i think there will be i'm sure there will be oh dear another dogged contender welcome unkindled one purloiner of cinders mind you the mantle of lord interests me none the fire linking curse the legacy of lords let it all fade into nothing you've done quite enough now have your rest thank you bz i'm so bad at rolling this guy's attacks [Music] so [Music] oh [Music] [Music] oh my god [Music] [Music] soul stream is so slow [Music] that [ __ ] [Music] i did not think i was gonna hurt him [Music] i thought that would hit oh that didn't work i tried action going for anything past 60 and really i really don't think it does anything at all probably no point probably should get some endurance i guess i need to pull the lever thank you so much for the 60 months come on [Music] i would have been sick if i if i hit him in the air during that one attack farewell okay guys now it's just uh just dlcs left nighttime tea thanks man that i do solve cinder no we have dlcs plus soul of cinder left that's i believe that's it how close am i right now uh what to beating it bloodborne only magic run hunter tool only is pretty fun in bloodborne nice scream skip all beyond only no that's that is not doable thing is hunter tools just use a lot of bullets there's a few that are good though like black sky eyes pretty good executioner gloves are decent well they're they're quite good the auger of aberratis is like the best damage to uh i forgot to attune fall control so yeah i watched uh i'm dead i think yeah i watched yum fuzz consumable only run on youtube probably like a week week or two ago it's a cool run look like hell to pull off i mean some sections aren't that bad but others are yeah catch the demon inside me [Music] [Music] keep passing eventually i'll hit him [Music] [Music] [Music] it's getting quiet by everything awesome [Music] [Music] [Music] all right is there a bonfire that spawns in here where where does the bond i need to buy some more bones i don't think i've ever lit this bonfire before i mean more level ups really doesn't do much for me at this point my damage is kind of maxed out already but maybe i can get just a little bit more no i traded in the rod for a titanite slab tyrannocon synthros sakira videos i know sen throw can be really strong if you use it right like you can kill gyobu like 10 seconds or something with sen throw if you hit him in the face pretty cool i hope that we have a lot of cool strats in eldon ring that rely on headshots and that kind of thing from what i could tell playing the network test it does seem there's there's like limb based damage in elden ring so i think i think the bosses are gonna have a lot of cool strats when it comes to like hitting certain parts of their body you make it so i can't cast spells and you're getting kicked off the cliff or i'll just cast hit him with the soul stream [Music] it knocked him back but it didn't do any damage what was that how did that happen yeah i really don't know why it's it's it's very strange to me that they made wilhelm leach like right outside the building i mean i guess they didn't want him falling off the cliff maybe but then it makes it even easier to make him fall off the cliff because of it so it's like i really don't know why they made him leash that way foreign yes [Music] um i don't i don't really like running through this dlc to be honest same with you know honestly most of the dlcs and the souls games are just so long to run through like the dlcs are great casually but man speed running wise you're just running around for so long i mean if you do vlhelm skip this area is at least a lot faster sir what what is going on what why is there a [ __ ] waiting for me die he says dude it's okay i don't think i've ever had a bug waiting for me there at that doorway that's that was new new to me all right let's uh put on some different magic put on crystal soul spear and what else do i want to use dragon breath is not very good i probably should have put on a probably should have put on like a soul arrow just for mana conservation cause i might not have enough fp to do this fight i'm not really sure flickering once again i can see it feel it it is only the flame quivering at misguided ash please avert thine eyes does melano have shoes in elden ring i have no idea yeah i really should have put on soul arrow i mean the damage of this is decent but so uh i didn't have my my belvine just giving my damage quite a bit i should have enough i think i should have no i hope i will see so [Music] i don't think i can use crystal's maybe i can actually does a lot i do have the hidden blessing at least so so i shouldn't look at that all right he almost got me i mean i had a bunch of healing left but yeah i probably should have a nine six split for healing to ash and estus dude i mean soul stream is so slow it's it's really hard to hit it yo what's up ryu am i feeling good yeah i'm all right i'm a bit tired right now it's been a 10-hour stream so we are uh pretty close to done though yeah so much for doing ds3 in two hours though not even close i have been watching some cutscenes though we have we have died quite a bit come on first try angel skip i should have that damn it should i have this first run why didn't i just kill the summoner because i don't have to i should probably welcome one esl and missed maybe great soul drags instead of this should be doable i think oh [ __ ] actually i'm gonna get another ashness hopefully sex should be enough farewell fashion one i mean i have pestle and mist so it'll definitely be enough i just don't want to have to sit there and just melt the boss to death probably maybe i should have even won like eight seven i don't really need this much justice dark clutch ring oh yeah i don't i don't have dark clutch so i guess that's a bit of damage loss for great soul drags the other ones burn yeah that pestle and mist was like placed really well guys just melting to it at the moment um uh this fp situation is reaction estus i mean i'm gonna have to use pestle and mist i can just like just destroy him when he does this [Applause] oh all right not too bad i actually would have been okay without the extra ashenestus barely am i doing half-life uh i don't know probably just spam spam spells over and over until the boss dies you don't need the pestilent mist half light i will have to use it a bit for madeir but what an insane strat i know i i came up with it myself so parkeezie thank you for the 16 months am i tired i'm i'm getting pretty tired yeah it's been a long stream back to perry walking tomorrow uh probably i might i might do some like dark souls mods tomorrow as well i'm not sure i uh i kind of want to play the hollow overhaul mod on ds3 again well i never finished it i i only played it for like an hour or two one day and then i killed like forts and maybe create wood and that was it like i kind of want to try try to play play that mod again around halfway you get open yeah that's how a lot of the mods go you're kind of like underpowered early and then you just get omega strong and just destroy everything okay lexler thank you so much for the 25 bucks let's get some pizza mate i will you know what i will get some pizza that sounds pretty good larksa was craving pizza last night so maybe she'll maybe she'll want to get some deep dish i actually had deep dish pretty recently so i think i'm just going to go with the more of a standard pizza i do love my deep dish but i've had i've had it too much lately like deep dish is good every once in a while but not like that's not what i whenever i think pizza i don't always think deep dish chat needs to stop enabling you deep dish is not it's not it's a soup deep dish is great this that sounds like a food from dark souls what oh my god holy [ __ ] dude what the [ __ ] yo that was that was that was so [ __ ] scuffed oh my god i can't believe that worked it was probably good that i took off the crown of dusk and the the magic clutch because i think i think i would have died otherwise also i should have been using the witchery belvine it actually makes such a big difference on the cast speed oh yeah madeira's gonna be kinda shitty it'll be fine we have pestle and mist that's all we need [Music] that was good place man let's go [Music] all right one more level up and madeira gives so many souls actually it's kind of crazy what's up farewell that seems good i guess old moonlight oh yeah madeir has the moonlight spell i forgot about that that smells actually pretty good damn yeah my bad i should have forgot that i mean i can there you go hmm i think i did a run with only this spell before only old moonlight the spell is pretty good if i remember right i think just jesus dude oh my god stop with the range projectile stone oh my god andy heals again this is so [ __ ] scuffed what there we go chad holy [ __ ] that did a lot of damage yeah i knew i knew the moment that i got hit by that i was probably dead there's like nothing well i probably could have survived if i rolled a bit more like backwards to the left i like i tried but it just the roll kind of went out straight backwards god dang it dude hey also uh raziel thank you for the six months any word on when the dark souls servers are expected to be back online i don't think anybody really knows at the moment i kill argo just spawns the enemy and faster okay that was like a thousand times better than four damn dude this thing old moonlight is really good against half-life if you hit with the melee plus the projectile that [ __ ] does that was doing over a thousand damage hit that's a lot not too shabby honestly got a 1400 plus hit yeah yeah that's crazy i killed judicator with melee all right well report me to twitch i know i'm sorry hey bring the rain thank you for the 11 months it's been a while since i've been here hope you're doing well i am just uh keeping busy until elder ring man it's gonna be a great it's gonna be crazy what's my favorite souls dlc i don't know uh probably bloodborne or maybe this dlc in dark souls 3. this i mean i like the dark souls 2 dlcs but each dlc has like a really shitty boss fight you have you have blue smelter gang squad and you have double cats they're all like pretty lazy um uh hill a lot of damage you just did there maybe great soul drags would be a better choice old moonlight is doing a lot of damage why is it only doing 200 crystal soul spears freaking wrecking him though that was a little greedy [Music] well i was not expecting that crack in there [Music] hey all right guys the marathon is coming to an end shortly soul of cinder don't be sad chad i'll be back tomorrow so this is convenient just standing there [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Music] hey all right chat so you know the drill uh at the end of every run we decide the fate of the fire keeper with the young white branch what is the fate oh boy miyazaki demands blood elden ring is drawing near [ __ ] off hey debit six thank you for the seven months dude it's always that that's not even true if you actually watched a lot of these marathons which i'm sure some people here can uh and agree with me there was a point where i got i got the the other the other transform like six or seven runs in a row i am tired and hungry chat yo astral trinity thank you so much for the gifts up don't worry [ __ ] yo story thank you for the three months yeah so the marathon's over guys uh we will find somebody to raid before i go also i want to give another shout out to razer uh they are sponsoring the stream today guys for their new chair the razer isker which they sent me and i'm currently using so if you want to check it out you can click the panel below the stream or type uh explanation exclamation mark razer and uh yeah thank you razer for sponsoring the stream yo chillins thank you for the 10 bucks thanks for another great marathon thank you for being here buddy like embers linked by lord's pass i tried taking off my my shoes but i can't you can't open the menu stomp isn't sorcery undead unfit even to be cinder and so it is that ash seeks oh you guys think we're gonna kill melana and elden ring probably all right well gg everybody thank you all so much for being here it was a fun marathon uh yeah i'm gonna go take it easy get some dinner thank you uh thank you all so much for being here guys i'm gonna find somebody to raid [Music] oh 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Published: Wed Feb 23 2022