Beating Ark Survival Evolved as a Superhuman

so it's been a little while since I've done an arc video a bit too long if I'm being honest and if I go compare all the performances of my videos it's pretty obvious that my arc videos are way more popular so it's time to make another one however it can't be extinction because I kind of had to start over I don't want to explain it it's really depressing and sad so I started searching for ideas and it didn't take me too long to find a source of inspiration I mean those damage numbers are Unholy and will live in infamy Forever on my channel but then I thought to myself what if I Incorporated those damage numbers with me my character but then added in some rules to make it more interesting and that's when the superhero challenge was born or the Superhuman challenge I don't know so here's basically how it works I raised the player damage and player health regen a lot I also increased the scaling on levels so that each increases by a different amount none were the same so for example my oxygen I would only have to level up once and then I could essentially breathe underwater my health on the other hand I would have to upgrade up bunch of times if I wanted to compete with the bosses oh yes I'm fighting bosses it should be a given considering the title is beating Arc the biggest setback of them all I can't tame anything I turn it off I have to do this all by my lonesome which will make it very much interesting considering you know I'm literally a broken superhuman I also only have five lives to complete this thing and if I die then I get to raise one attribute I can't change any of the stats per level stuff though I can only change the fixed stuff like player damage or health regen stuff like that if I die in a Boss Arena then I am allowed to give myself everything that I had prior to death in that Boss Arena the goal was to fight all bosses on Alpha but then I realized that Alpha boxes were not designed for one person to fight alone unless if you're doing two broken amounts of damage and so I changed to Beta but you'll see that later cool cool let's get started I'm gonna make a new guy it's gonna be beautiful it's gonna be he's beautiful [Music] I've already gotta level up oh no okay no this is good I've got two cups of coffee a small desire to live let's do this wait I'm too scared to punch a tree because I know it'll do damage to me I also forgot to turn up the whole resource collecting thing to make this thing go faster so I had to go do that let's do that again pain and suffering my friends pain and suffering okay I think I can just under holding a thousand pounds and I'm only level four we're off to a great start here not interested in fighting until I have I'm not interested in fighting until I have a weapon how many times do I need to say it I'm going to level up some more health that's what all the homies do best if there's so much damage or just one shot the Rocks I might be able to make this work with the damage might just be able to make this work okay I'm going for 10 000 health hi beautiful [Music] that was disgusting come here oh wow [Music] come back here yes amazing assistant where is it it's somewhere over here right ah there it is where are the spookies oh that's gonna be annoying [Music] you disgust me you all disgust me like it's so fun good effect that's one oh [Music] yes foreign [Music] what's so funny shut up bro oh boy when I have to kill an alpha Rex this is gonna be fun I can even find an alpha Rex [Music] why just one shot of Rex oh here we go again [Music] I decided to set up my base of operations next to the volcano that way I didn't have to go run and get my artifacts back every single time I died but that wasn't gonna happen anyway right guys right [Music] and you leave me alone I'm watching this is fascinating nature at its finest seven refining forges all right all right then I went and grinded some more got some little tools yada yada nah this is an ASMR this is the real deal you don't want to see that boring crap you want to see me do caves foreign [Music] at this point I realized I could make the most pro-gamer Cave Run of all time so Pro Gamer it would make Indiana Jones quake in his boots [Music] here we are what man is not okay right now I see it I think I see the hole oh I did I got like right in there yeah yes so cute and funny thanks can I crush your balls [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] oh bruh holy guacamole dude what what where's that coming from [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] oh yeah I forgot to mention that at this point I was fully leveled and I had like 13 000 health so I really wasn't too concerned but uh this was still scary foreign [Music] I almost made it oh hey is there a way out of this about all the ages I don't have any grapples oh I see the way yeah I think a lot of the animals just killed each other [Music] oh oh my God oh my God oh my [Music] I really shouldn't do this he has The High Ground [Music] oh he hurts oh he hurts ah are you stuck [Music] ah he's stuck just die please please just die yes [Music] cheesing spot let's go [Music] ah broth hey you're getting so close are we wait why am I so concerned about getting hit I literally have like 10. [Music] 00 oh and let this day be ready to wait not gonna lie it's kind of noisy out there [Music] this might be the end Puritas [Music] oh boy oh boy uh just kidding don't try me uh have a nice day or go die give me your skin I'm not gonna lie I was somewhat surprised that I managed to get all of the artifacts without even dying once I mean obviously it was far from over but it was a good feeling nonetheless so I hurried home and I began preparations and that's also where I realized I still needed a bunch of other tributes to summon the alpha brood mother so the name the next day I went out to get them bro I hate my life [Music] I need you [Music] what isn't this like the giganotosource map I guess it isn't just a given that one will spawn chance that one will spot that sucks I think I'd be able to see him a long way off so like that all right yeah yeah [Applause] take care of the Raptors all right you're asking for it I can see my health going down I all right I'm gonna fight this out like men look how much health he's taking off [Music] every morning wait no come back I need your stuff [Music] come on I need their brains do you mind no no no no no no no no [Music] bro of course I wasn't ready I was literally fighting the alpha brood mother with a primitive crossbow and A Primitive long neck rifle I don't want to hear it from you guys so shut up shut up please foreign you know what there it is [Music] so first I decided to scale my damage to 40 because I died and that's that's what I get to do when I die I also began crafting a ton of gunpowder and polymer and stuff like that so I could make guns I was gonna need guns to fight these bosses it was very clear I don't even care if it was on beta I would need guns it's America you know it's kind of our thing literally two hours of grinding later and I was finally ready so it was time for revenge on the spider mummy and no it wasn't fun it wasn't the slightest bit fun especially when you need to strategically run away because you literally have no health and you need to get it back hold on to your panties people hold on to your panties yeah it's a lot of fun it's a lot of fun but honestly in all seriousness the strategy really worked well and I was able to beat it oh this is my last stand please kill please die look how many spiders there are I can't kill them all hello I figured I was in the end game now so I was just gonna try and haul it out and keep grinding for ammo and stuff and repairs and whatnot as much as I hate all of this grinding I have to remind myself that it's just for the money oh wait but I'm not monetized yet Topic at all since I had almost everything I needed to fight the other two beta bosses I went ahead and just decided to fight the monkey since I already had everything foreign [Music] I'm not gonna lie the monkey was super easy I just hit him a bunch of times with my rocket launcher he did nowhere near enough damage to me I wasn't ever in danger his little minions did nothing dude it was a cakewalk oh that felt good I had to do a bit of grinding to get back the bullets I had lost against The Monkey King but then it was time to fight the dragon and oh and see Jehovah's Witnesses I forgot the dragon can actually do percentage damage which completely defeats the point of having 13 000 Health which is what I had at this point I told myself that when I started this challenge it would be really funny and after this I found it distinctly unfunny as a matter of fact it was the unfunniest thing that had ever happened it was like I was one of those guys in one of those watching women's comedy until I laugh videos because I certainly wasn't having it not that I have anything against female comedians that's not the point I'm trying to make everything one life left nice really nice also here in order I have a small list of the attributes I raised upon each death this includes the prior value and what I raised it to you guys write all that down too bad I don't care let's move on I honestly was kind of neutral about fighting the overseer since I had beaten the other three bosses it felt doable even though I only had one life left I had just enough stuff to make some of the End Game Gear Well the limited stuff that I could only get fighting beta stuff anyway and rounded up everything I needed for the overseer it was time to officially prove that monkey brain is superior to artificial intelligence especially when you give said monkey a space gun mess around and find out oh no foreign [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] boys it's meant to be closer let's do it why is this sound so loud extra volume get down there see if that actually did anything [Music] [Applause] all of you guys [Music] oh hi guys [Music] why is the overseer easier than the Dragon hey hi there he's got one little hit left dude I'm flexing on him with a crossbow this is amazing [Music] you don't want to go let's go [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right if you're still watching by this point thank you so much for making it this far make sure you leave a like And subscribe to the channel if you want to see more if this gets enough attention I might do one for scorched Earth also comment below whether or not you think you can see Ohio from the cutscene I I personally think I can but uh I don't know let me know if you can in the comments and I will see you guys in whatever the frick I'm doing next [Music]

Channel: Choofiie

Views: 523,674

Keywords: gaming, comedy, funny, ark survival evolved, ark, memes

Id: Bz1fNhXarK4

Length: 28min 32sec (1712 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 02 2022