Beating Scorched Earth as a Superhuman

[Music] foreign that's right you read that title right I'm doing this again but on scorched Earth man I'm running out of ideas I need like therapy or something it was mostly the same rules as last time but I tweaked a couple things in the last video I also had a comment saying I should turn on those damage Bubbles and you know what I couldn't agree more not only did I end up not regretting a single thing I also ended up with one of the most beautiful experiences of my entire life man I gotta touch grass instead of being allowed to scale every time I die I just left the settings as they were from the last playthrough and the only thing I changed from that was the player damage which I turned from 80 to 60 because 80 was just a little overpowered and before we start don't forget to leave a like on the video if you haven't already and if you have any art related ideas that you want to see for me in the future doesn't matter what it is go ahead and comment it below I want to be making other videos while you guys are waiting for my Extinction 100 days so yeah anyway let's get started [Music] [Applause] [Music] bruh it's not even installed oh my God [Music] we need touch okay it's dead boys I'm not gonna lose a single life this time you'll watch it'll be so Pro Gamer I won't even see it coming huh good get out of my face yes please oh that's so good can I just wander out into the desert and not get amazing tremendous I'm not even burning oh oh what dude [Music] take that ratio the back not gonna get away with that you walked over my food you got your little tootsies all over my grub would that be a lesson to you and you this time around I wanted to build my base first that way I could just smell all of my metal and stuff while I went around and did other things I found this nice little watery spot and began setting up it wasn't going to be anything super pretty but it would work also a heat wave happened but it barely even tickled me so I guess it didn't really matter I'm not that hot out here oh I only get toasty around the campfire oh nope I only get toasty around all of them [Music] when I had gotten that boring stuff out of the way it was finally time to go spadunkins but don't spelunking oh yeah that one's a keeper please don't die okay did I ever mention I hate this part wait a minute okay I can make it [Applause] oh yeah oh I forgot about you guys hello my friend I Don't Mind If I Do foreign [Music] this unless if I nope yeah I'm good hello get off of my house I was pretty bored of caving it literally took me an entire in-game day to find that second cave so I just decided to go grab a whole bunch of metal from the mountains and you know what bro screw being encumbered I'm literally Invincible don't even try and mess with me if you see me in my little poking stick of death you're literally asking to be spanked not in that way just like the metaphorical sense let's just get back to the video this isn't enough uh-oh I do like a good challenge I've never killed one of you guys before it's not even gonna be close [Music] I've never done that before hey do you mind do you mind all of you please don't pile up corpses around me I need to move I need to be able to go places it's kind of hard to do that when you can't jump over Corpses oh great great no no don't push me back I sneak through here I can nice beautiful tremendous after taking literally forever to get home I decided I just wanted to go get some wyvern talents I needed 20 of each kind to fight the alpha boss anyway so yeah I would need to spend some time down there but then I changed my mind and wanted to get the last cave out of the way so I didn't have to do that so I just went and did that instead foreign now I was ready to go fight the wyvern which I also wasn't looking forward to because I had to find 20 of each kind I wasn't really concerned about killing him okay maybe a little bit because there's the fire damage but I didn't know if that was as bad as the dragons from the island but not even that was gonna stop me from rustling their jimmies okay Geronimo it tickles oh poison ones actually hurt a little bit though fancy this is what I'm talking about this is a fight kind of not really foreign now that I'm actually going back through and editing all of this stuff I see that it literally took me three hours in the recording to actually get to 20 of each Talon and now that I'm seeing this I feel nothing but pain this time I wanted no excuses I wanted to actually beat it on Alpha considering it's the only boss on the map so I wanted to make sure I had everything I needed everything from my head to my toes straight to the stemberries that I would ingest when he pokes his big Stinger right through my nut sack we were ready to rumble and real quick before I start the tussle if you liked the video please leave a thumbs up if this one does really well like last time I'll make one for aberration and don't forget to subscribe for a free piece of the piece of tapioca I don't know just do it [Music] foreign [Music] that did nothing [Music] ow e me with all of them you dork are you spamming ah you're spamming that was not the time to lag can I hit it I killed a death worm oh my God what is going on there's no Escape for you oh you do 11 damage now I'm scared oh yeah no I I don't know what OBS decided to do there but I guess I was done it was pretty obvious who was gonna win but uh I don't know I guess that's the end of the video see you guys next time [Music]

Channel: Choofiie

Views: 49,596

Keywords: gaming, comedy, funny, ark survival evolved, ark, memes

Id: dolKc2QP6Qg

Length: 11min 54sec (714 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 19 2022