Battle for B.F.D.I. - Season 4a (All Episodes)

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I hope they have a new short for us next week, this was a filler upload

👍︎︎ 2 👤︎︎ u/_Ferret_ 📅︎︎ Feb 27 2021 đź—«︎ replies

Or season 4a

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Hey, Eraser, Eraser! Eraser! What? – Look what I just found. It's a rectangle. No, Pen, that's a parallelogram. I would know. What about this? Oh my god, Pen, that's a pentagon! Yeah, like, if you took my name, and added TAGON. You don't understand, Pen. Pentagons are extremely scary. Really? I didn't think it was that scary. [bang] [screams] PEN: Help us, Blocky! – Okay. Blocky, put me down! [shakily] Help! There! Now it is a t– quadrilateral and a triangle. Hoo. – Wow, I don't ever want to see a pentagon ever again. Hey, Tennis Ball! – Hi, Foldy! What's up? – I'm helping Golf Ball find where Leafy is. But Leafy's right over there. – Oh. Thanks, Foldy! Hey, Golf Ball, I know where– – Hold on, TB. I'm busy looking for Leafy! – But Golf Ball– SHH! I have to concentrate! Wait, there's Leafy right now! Oof. Hey, Snowball, can you throw something all the way to that pot? – Yeah! What should I throw? Uh, how 'bout this? – Hup. [shatter, thunder] Hey, my window! Sorry, Cloudy! Okay, Firey, you try. Hnnh! You try, Taco! [sticks the landing, cheers] Hey, have any of you seen my blueberry seeds? UHHHH– – I hope they're not in a pot, they are extremely fast growing! – Yeah! [rumble] [sting, sweating noises] [hiss] Ah! – And explosive! [another rumble] Oh well, I'll keep looking. Ice Cube, have you seen my blueberry seeds? How about you, Remote? I don't have any seeds, but here is a fork. Hom. – [deadpan] My fork. [giggle] Yeah, exactly, see, Bottle, you understand. [silence] Yellow Face, what is th– – THEY'RE FORKS! Yeah, but why? Heh. That's a very large stack of forks, Gelatin! Whee! YAAAYYYY– [whoosh] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, te– [pop] Wow, Bubble, it's so cool that you get your very own Recovery Center! – Thoinks! [pop] Hey, who, like, keeps popping Bubble? Hmm. Let's find out! Book, help us find a criminal. No, thanks! I'm good! If you don't, we just might have to expel you from our alliance. But I'm an alternate, right? – Hmmph. Oh my gosh, I won! Sorry, Pie, no hard feelings, right? Whatever. You win some, you lose some. Now that's a good way to look at it! Naily, did you pop Bubble? – No. Sounds like a lie to me. Liars must be punished. Let's punish Naily! – Oh my gosh, Naily! LOSER: Stooooop. Put her down, Pencil. Oh my gosh, Loser! [wild cheering] [Pie explodes, cheering continues] Now, Pencil, apologize to Naily. Sorry, Naily. – Loser's such a great guy. I agree! Loser, say hi to me! – How're ya doin, Tree? Loser, you're my hero. – Tree! What? – We gotta get Teardrop to talk. But why? – Cause I see her just standing there silent for hours. I wanna know what's going on inside her head. [whispered] Loser. I don't think it's worth it. So here's our plan. – Did I not just say it wasn't worth it? – I will hold Teardrop's jaw open, and you'll wiggle her vocal cords, so that they make noise! – That's it, I'm leafing! [walks] Aww, Tree doesn't seem too cool. Woah, Ice Cube, you're there, are you cool? – Uhh, umm... Ice Cube, it's not that hard of a question. Are. You. Cool? – Uhh, uhh.. Yeah, Liy! Ice Cube is the coolest person that I've ever met! She's so epically cool! Just like you are too! We're all cool! Isn't it so awesome to be so cool? Ice Cube, since you're so cool, do you wanna help me get Teardrop to talk? – Yeah! [squelching] Keep wiggling, Ice Cube, I can almost hear a voice! Yeah, go Ice Cube! You can do it! Why are you condoning Ice Cube's brutal abuse of innocent Teardrop? – I hate you. Yeah, I do too! – No, I hate YOU. W– Wuh? Why would you hate me? I'm just trying to stand up for Teardrop! Because self–improvement only occurs when we acknowledge that our own behaviors are far from perfect, and, dare I say, worthy of hate. – Ice Cube isn't worthy of hate! Yes she is! – You're worthy of hate! Yes, I AM! – Woah! That's really thought provoking. Thank you for opening my eyes. You're welcome! [squelching] Liy and Icy, cease the torment! – No! Ice Cube, it's time to stop abusing Teardrop. Ice Cube will only stop when she wants to stop. I want to stop. – I'm proud of your decision, Icy. I'm not. You said you'd help me. You said you were cool. – Sorry. [squelching] Ice Cube, I am appalled. While I, Liy, am pressed. [click] And am impressed. – Uhh, umm... What do I do? [Liy and Clock bicker] Go, Ice Cube! Go! I believe in you! [whoosh, stab, chomp] AHHHHHH... – I hate you. Huh, maybe we should put a rest to this Teardrop thing, Icy. Yeah, Icy, let's hear you cheer! I can't hear you! LOUDER! Teardrop, how could you chomp so viciously on poor, innocent Ice Cube? You should feel ashamed. [slap, click, run] Well, I think we both wronged Teardrop today. Truce? Truce? Clock, it's not that hard, just shake my hand. Don't you TICKING dare touch my clock hands. Hey guys, can I be part of • the truce • too? Yay! – Huh, look at that, I always thought Ice Cube was too meek, but I guess she's good at negotiation after all. – Yeah, go Ice Cube, your fan club is GROWING! Listen, Ringy, I never said that I was a fan of Ice Cube, I was just analyzing her. But how could you not be a fan of Icy? She's awesome. Well then, you, little rascal, are a mere follower, and followers never win. – I, I, I hate you. I hate you too! – Well, I love you. I love all of you. You guys are so amazing, I can't wait to get to meet all of you! – Be quiet, Leafy, you're not helping. Oh, I see how it is. Maybe then I don't wanna be friends. What about YOU guys? Do you wanna be friends? I bet you do, cause you're awesome! – Yeah! Of course, it's good to collect as many friends as possible. Hmm, let me think about it. I'll get back to you later, Leafy. Buh! Why doesn't Gaty like me? I just don't know much about you yet, that's all. Well you've definitely chosen to take things the hard way, Gaty, but if that's the way you wanna do it I guess I can't stop you! Hey Gaty, what's your favorite number? Three! Why? Oh, no reason. Just wanted to let you know that I DON'T have a favorite number. [thick accent] I have thirty–seven favorite numbers. Woah, how do you have so many? I've collected them over the years. [stomping] Gosh, those people sure want to get you to talk, huh? They just don't understand the appeal of silence. You know, there was a time when I never spoke, so I understand. [swish] I said, there was a time when *I* never spoke, so *I* understand. [swish!] Well, you clearly aren't egging me on. I thought you'd be curious, but I guess not. Eggy, what was that about? Eh, I tried to get Teardrop interested in one of my personal life stories, but she obviously wasn't interested. TD's hard to impress? Tell me about it. Earlier today, I tried to sell her my fork repellent, but she didn't even care enough to utter a word. She did do this weird arm fluttery thing, though. Oh, you mean this gesture? [rattle] Yeah, exactly that gesture. I've done some research, and I believe it means that the person cares so little, that the last droplets of care spirit are being sucked out of their body through their arms, and out of the tips of their fingers, and into the outer reaches of interstellar space to be lost forever, a true indicator that person doesn't give a FLUFF. Geez, Teardrop is so hard to impress. Her standards must be through the roof! How can we ever get her attention? I honestly think it might be impossible. Uhh, guys? Maybe Teardrop did care, but just didn't say anything, because, you know, she CAN'T? That's a ludicrous thought. – Yeah, make sure the barf molecules aren't spilling out and intoxicating your brain cells. Now wait, Lolly, let's think about this. If Barf Bag's brain is being infected with puke, that's not her fault, so don't be mean about it. I can't believe this! You guys never take me seriously! Look, the fluttery arms, she does not care. Spongy, will YOU take me seriously? Yeah! – Phew, finally, there's someone! Flower's pretty beautiful. [gasp] Hey, Match, I figured out how the Alliancers can deal with our enemies more effectively. Really? How, like, do we do that? [buzz] Lightning. Lightning, go electrocute Spongy! [ZAAAAAAP] BUUUUHHHH! Oof! Urk. Yaaaaay! – Yoy? I feel like my Alliance has changed lately. Good. Now, Lightning, go get, like, Flower. Actually, Lightning, do what you think is right! HBB! Bubble's right! Why am I obeying these maniacs? Bubble! – Please don't expel me from the Alliance! You aren't expelled, but we're gonna demote you, from Member, to Bember. – Yeah. – Noio. Am I still a member? – Yes, Ruby, you are. Yay! [music] Hey, Marker and Staply, wanna be friends? Naah. – Whatever. [ZAP] Stapy, will you play Toss the Dirt with me? – Yeah! [digging noises] I totally deserve this treasure. [struggling noises] Black Hole, you're strong! Open this jar for me! Mmm, I dunno, that sounds like a bad idea, for me to do that. If, if you don't help me open it, I'll, I'll CRUSH you! Well, yeah, but, like, I'm already infi- infinitely small, being a singularity and — – Just do it, Black Hole! Uhh, okay. [world ending sounds] [sounds continue] Yes, yes, yes, it's working! Flower, what've you done? I got this jar open! – Aww- [distantly] Seriously? [world ending noises build] [epic music] [theme music] Oh cool, I've been crushed down to a smaller size! What's this? – I don't know, try squishing it. YEEEERRG!! Hey, don't squish that! You don't know what it does! I do this! [pleasant jingle] Aaaaah! Pretty cool, don't you think? Can- You bring her back? – No. But the Recovery Centers are gone! They got sucked up! Are you sure you ca- – Nope. Please, I gotta bring her back! [rattle] C'mon, Coiny, show some respect! I hate to live in a world where Recovery is impossible, where we die forever! – Too bad! Yeah, too bad! There's another one? [light hiss] It totally has a different texture from the first one! So what do you want, murderer? [screech] So what do you want, murderer? [scre-] No more screechy, please. [scree] [unintelligible] – Yeah, sounds totally reasonable, Dora. Can do! – But what is that you can do? [blink, blink] [screeching, immediately muffled] [blink] Sigh, I guess we'll never get Pin or Pillow back. Check this out! [drum riff] I'm so glad you guys remembered to bring me back! Can you... Leave now? – No. Well, can you at least sto- Let's play a game! I LOVE games! What's wrong? Don't you wanna battle to win a prize? But what IS the prize? A B.F.D.I. [everybody chatters excitedly] I love that prize! [scree] Now form eight teams of eight. It's too bad I don't care about that number at all. Wanna be on the same team 'cause we're both balls? Yeah. Let's adopt these three because they're balls too. No, no way, there is no way that I'm gonna be on this team of weak, armless- Loser, do you wanna join our team? I got all my pals along! How could I refuse? But what about me? – Loser, I thought we were gonna be teammates. WHAT? Loser said he was gonna be with me! Hey, why don't we all just be- – on the same team. [gasp] Loser, Loser, Loser! There's enough of me to go around. Hey, Pie! How many people have you killed? Umm... None? Wimp. Lightning, how about you? How many people? Sadly, dozens. Yeah! I knew I'd find a powerful teammate soon enough! We're gonna go far, Lightning! We're gonna go SO far! Woah, Pie, you seriously haven't killed anyone else, like, ever? No, have YOU? – Yeah, I have, but, it felt extremely disturbing. I wanna know how you resisted the temptation, can we be on the same team so I can learn from you? Oh, oh, please! Show me as well! Sounds like as good an idea as any! You guys are against killing? The world needs more people like you. I agree, I'm all about life. Join us then! – Did someone say killing? Lollipop, I know you think my brain has been destroyed, but maybe I can prove my true abilities if we're on the same team. How can you prove yourself if you're TRULY infected? I'm sorry, but just based on your appearance I gotta say no. Oh my SAP! Fine, then, I'll team up with Spongy, because he likes my presence. – Yeah! Hey, Spongy, can my friend Bomby and I join your team? Okay, but no burning me! – No promises! – Wait! Okay, FreeSmart, who are our two other members? Actually, I dunno, I kinda wanna be on some other team this time... this team's kinda unhealthy for us, don't you agree, Ice Cube? – Yeah! Let's be on Gaty's team! – Nice! [panicked screaming] Dang, I wonder how Dora was able to communicate with it so well. I'm curious to learn more. Dora, I think you should be on our team! And Teardrop, it seems like the whole world is against you, but I'm on your side. [drum riff] Saw, join my team! – Okay, and I'll bring my friends, Lollipop and Taco. Hmm, I wanna help all the people who need a helping hand. Roboty, I'll help you! -.. --- -. - (DONT) I knew you'd join! Rocky, Cloudy, Woody, Nickel, you guys look like you all need assistance, I'll help you too! Balloony, I'll help you too! I don't need help, but, uh, sure. Bell, Foldy, join now! Wait... – Join! – Stapy has to be on my team! I'll follow Stapy. – Yellow Face, I really admire what you just did there, you've got such amazing skills of persuasion. Puffball, let's join this team. – Okay-dokay! Well if you really wanna find someone with that murderous attitude, go with Fan, who absolutely hates everyone. Well, Fanny not having arms is a real letdown, like a real, real, letdown, but if she's got that aggressive attitude, then I'll settle for that. Welcome to the team! – I hate you! Oh yeah, it's time to join Ice Cube's team, and make my dream come true! But this team already has eight members. Quick, grab Bracelety while she's still incapacitated! [snatch] Basketball, no one picked me! – I'll pick you! Based on my calculations, we need at least two mechanical minds in order to outsmart the other teams, which are lacking in mechanical minds! TV, Robot Flower, you've been selected by my formula for a successful team! [birds chirp] Okay, guys, we have to stick together. This dude is right! – We need to find a team with three slots open or else we're gonna get split up. We've to stick together. Homm! Free food, people! Oooo, gimme gimme gimme! Okay, we lost Eraser. But we still gotta keep it together! You and me, Blocky, we're THIS close! Wow, with a team like this, we're sure to get up to loads of funny doings! ["funny doings" echoes] Now that's the team for me! Yay, I'm Grassy! Grassy, we're not here to do funny things. Okay, Pen, we have to stick together now, can't afford to lose anyone else, it's just me and me. Ah, oh no, the teams are filling up! Hmm, well, I really want Snowball on my team so he can beat people up for me. But I also want Ruby on my team 'cause she saw how beautiful I am. I choose BOTH! Crudliously, like, Snowball? – What the flake. Well, we need two more people. Let's not pick David, he's human, and that's just weird. Aww, seriously! And not Pen, because he's still two hundred vigintillion dollars in debt. Okay then, that leaves Naily and Donut. Thanks. – Yeah, I nailed it. David, I'll take you in! You can get my much-needed help! Aww, seriously? Then Pen is on our team. Yay! Okay, this team needs a name. Well, I don't have any ideas. Well, this team mostly formed to avoid causing death. Uh-huh. – That's right, we're all about preventing death and creating trust. Oh wow, they're naming their team. Hmm, if we want to win, then our team must have a better name than that. Okay, our team name has to be something solid, that stands out, and isn't dumb. – I agree. – I agree, we can't end up with something lame! We have to NAIL it! – If we come up with something relevant and sensible... Team Ice Cube, all the way! Yay! Nyarm, hmhmm. What happened to the free food? – Mmm. Where is, the free food? – MmmFREE FOOD? Yes, free food! Let's be called The Losers. – Aww, you didn't have to. Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Hey, we're, like, the alliance, right? OMG, that is so, totally, like, true. Such a good observation, Pencil. Observe me, please. – I'm a bember! [ZAP] Why can't you zap me? I feel like there might be other people, though? Yeah, we're not ALL the alliance! Well, if you take "the all" out of "alliance", you get- It's pronounced i-ance. Eh-heh? – Yea, how?? Woody's right, everybody's working so fast! That is not what he said! Tell me again, Woody! [whispering] That's a catchy name. – I know something we should add. [thickly accented whispering] That is the perfect name! – Aww! [whispering] So many meanings! [squeak] Roboty, get this to Four! .. - .----. ... (IT'S) [arguing] And who are you? [they all say their names simultaneously] So, I believe you eight teams are all set to go! [complaining] Yep, they're all set to go! That's good. Well, isn't it time to start the first contest? W- Wait, why am I not near my pals anymore? Gee, I sure wonder. But I believe Eraser is right. I have deduced that yes, It IS time to start the first contest! [buzz] Yeah, uh, Four, I hate to be pushy but we'd really like to start competing, right, Woody? – Yeah! Okay, this is getting ridiculous. Hey, you, can you quit your shenanigans and tell us when [screech] Four, can you quit your shenani- [screech] Uh oh, look! X is about to lose grip of his beloved baskets! [distantly] Oh no! You guys gotta return the baskets to him! The last team to give X his basket will be in DEEP TROUBLE. So, to clarify, that's the first contest of the Battle for B.F.D.I.? I guess it is! – I hate it! Okay, um, Four, I'm willing to do this favor for your friendo X, but wouldn't it be easier for both of us if X gets down from that freaking tall pillar first? Uh, hello, Four? I mean, It was just a suggestion, but you don't have to [screech] My plan this episode is to have Blocky and Robot Flower climb the trees to catch the baskets, 'cause they have arms. TV will relay coordinates of baskets' locations, And 8-Ball and Basketball will weigh the baskets down once we've got a hold of them. What about Grassy? Oh, you're alive? I thought you were just an overgrown section of the lawn the gardener forgot to mow. What about you, Golf Ball? – I'm managing the team! Me too! – You think you can manage me? Hold up, what did Four say we had to do? We have to return a basket back to X. Okay! [huff, puff] [whoosh] I got it! Death P.A.C.T. is safe! [cheers] High five! [clap] High five to you too! [clap] High five! – Woah! Taco, do we really have to run through the desert? That's where the basket's taking us. But Ice Cube's starting to melt under the intense summer heat! Tell her to grin and bear it, and take inspiration from Teardrop! [slap] Dadadadada. — Be quiet, Dora, or else your football hair is gonna fly into your piehole. DADADADADADADADA! Rock, paper, scissors! Foldy, Stapy, are you seriously play Rock, Paper, Scissors when we've got a basket to save? What's wrong with a little RPS so we can stress less? We'll guess who's best and bless the rest! Stapy, now's not the time for rhyming. You're right. I mean, I would like to help our team out as much as I can; how can I be of assistance? Well, are you lightweight? No, I'm one of the heaviest contestants. Well, I'm one of the lightest! Then I'll throw you as high as I can and you'll try to grab the basket, okay? Oh, I'm a bit nervous about tha- AAAAAAAAA! Not high enough! AAAAAAAAA! Too high! AAAAAAAAA! Just right! [shredding] [flake descent sounds] [slam] Jump, jump, jump! The higher you are, the closer you'll, like, be to the baskets! I hate jumping! Fanny, stop killing the vibe. Lightning, go zap her. Wait, Lightning, remember what I said about- Bubble, you wouldn't want to go against The Alliance's objective, would you, bember? [slowed down] Bember? Uhhhh, no! [ZAAAAAAAPP, Fanny screams, Bubble cries] Oh, Loser, what an honor it is to be on your team. Oh, PSH, it's nothing. Loser, I love you! I love you, too, Firey! Why doesn't Firey care? Guys, I like Loser as much as the rest of you, but we should focus on saving ourselves a basket or else we'll end up on the chopping block! Don't tell me, do you not. Like. Loser? Are you ungrateful of his majestic presence? No, I just think we oughta- – REMOVE THE HATER! AAAAAAA! [crash, thud] [thump, thump] It's too heavy! – Save us, Loser! Sure can do! Hnnngh! [lift, thud] Yay, Loser! – Wait, hold on... [dramatic music] C'mon, Cloudy, I just know you can make it! – Bulleh! [splat] It's an awfully long way. Okay, I'm tired of waiting. Hup! [sproing] Aaaaaaa-aa. [deflating noise] [slap] AAAAAAAA- – BEEP is safe! We did it! – Aww, seriously? With Foldy gone, how are we going to reach that basket? No one here can get up there! Uhh, turn around? Ahhh! [bell sounds] Go, Puffball, get the basket. [bang] Hey, you spilled the air out of my basket! Oh well, that's fine. – Free Food is safe! Okay, Tennis Ball's gone, but we're still on track to get the basket in minimal possible time! Hey Blocky and Robot Flower, how is the climb going? It's good, but it'd be easier if you helped. Okay, just got to the top. Yay, I'm the first to the top! That's not true, I was here fir- [punch] [screaming] Oh shoot, Robot Flower has betrayed us. We cannot afford to suffer a second death. People, try to cushion his fall! Oh, I'm too bouncy! Oh, wow, Grassy, you were actually useful, for once. Good job. – Grassy's ALWAYS useful. Wait, Golf Ball, the next step of your plan is getting 8-Ball and Basketball to weigh down the basket, right? Yes, that's correct. – But how are you going to get them up there if Robot Flower is already at the top? Oh, well, you see, my calculations tell you that, that, that- What's this, wha? What's this? The world's best strategy manager doesn't manage the strategy well? Well, I guess we'll just use the trebuchet Tennis Ball built before he died. Is this safe? [screams] [whoosh, clang] Wha, you had this the whole time, I didn't actually have to climb the tree? Physical exertion builds character. Oh, you know what else builds character? [Ice Cube screams] SAW: Why are we running through the world's largest oven? We gotta follow that basket! [sizzle] Well, Ice Cube just finished melting, and Teardrop's well into the evaporation stage! We're getting so super close, just hang in there! [melting, thud] [sizzle] Let's use Bomby to launch ourselves up! Don't ignite me! – Gelatin, are you insane? Bomby's our friend and teammate, you can't just kill him when you need something! – Yeah! Team Ice Cube is safe! – Huh? Oh, we won. Bubble, are you, like, thinking? Yeah, I'm thinking about Fanny! Well, stop it! Heavy thoughts will, like, weigh you down, and you won't jump as high. – Oh, okay! Ruby, are your, like, eyes open? Yes? – Well, close them! If the Sun's photons, like, hit your eyes, they will literally, like, push you downwards. Snowball, is your name Snowball? Well, stop it! All those L's are going to weigh, like, a flake-ton, and that's why you jump so low. Flower, are you- Oh wait, we're enemies, I should not talk to you. We don't have to be! Hey guys, watch this! [tick, tick, tick] [boom, pop] Yayay, so much value! The Losers are safe! Only three out of eight teams left! I don't have a favorite number, but Golf Ball's gone too now, so I guess I'm in charge. Why not Grassy? Although I don't have a favorite number, I think we should use the trebuchet to get the basket to X. – Sounds like a good idea to me. [whoosh] Yay! Come here, precious basket! [bonk] Aaaaaaaaa. A Better Name Than That is safe. So now it's down to iance and [eight names at once]. Why are we literally swimming through molten lava right now? To catch the basket! — Dadadadada! Guys, Book just exploded into flames! – Got it. Also, Four said iance and we were the only teams that haven't finished. What the stand? Well, swim faster, everybody! I think I'm. Getting. Close. We're almost there! – We're almost there! I can feel it! – I can feel it! I got it! – I got it! Really, Pencil? - No, JK, I still got half a mile to go. [sizzle] Here's your basket! – [eight names at once] is safe! No mercy for iance. Aww, but jumping worked last time. FOUR: Viewers, which member of iance do you think deserves to be eliminated the most? Vote by putting their letter in square brackets as a comment below! The contestant with the most votes will be the first to leave BFB. [crickets] [clank, clunk, clank, clunk] [distantly] Aaaaaa! Aaaaaa! AAAA! If you liked what you just saw, then it's time to subscribe to this channel so you can see new episodes when they come out. Blocky? HUH? Oh, it's you. I wish my spot on this team was more res... re... Respected? Grassy needs respect! Okay Grassy, I'll talk to Golf Ball about— —hang on, where IS Golf Ball? Don't you remember? You killed them last episode. Yeah but don't they get, y'know, recovered? The recovery centers were DESTROYED. Oh. So how do we get them back? Four! We need— [smack!] Let's do Cake at Stake! ♪ Dadadadadada ♪ ♪ CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! ♪ ♪ AT STAKE! ♪ But first we have to get Book & Foldy & Gaty & Golf Ball & Ice Cube & Lollipop & Taco & Teardrop & Tennis Ball back... ...right, Four? [SCREECH] Get into your TEAMS, people! [loud mechanical noise, screaming] iance, you lost last time. So you do the Cake at Stake. We received 9,983 votes. The— WAAAAAAAIIIIIIT!!!!!!! Voters, if your comments looked like any of THESE, we did not count your vote. Be more careful! You're on the other team! No! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA The person who receives the most votes will be eliminated from BFB. I have seven... ...slices of cake. [nudge] [gasp!] If I give you cake, you get to stay. But if not, no more game for you! Oh. Time to show the votes. Bubble got 147 votes. Here ya go, Bubble! Good, like, job, Bubble! Yoy! Ruby got 152 votes. Like, good job, Ruby! Thanks. [CHOMP!] Yikes! Lightning and Snowball got 532 and 616 votes respectively! They're safe. So now it's down to Fanny, Flower, Match, and Pencil. Flower only received 838 votes. Wow! That's the second time I've survived an elimination! Match is safe too, with 1362 votes. Look, Pence-Pence, I'm safe! Yeah! Too bad about Fanny, though. Actually, Fanny is safe! [cake is ground up by the blades] Fanny is safe with 1731 votes. Wait, but that means... With 4595 votes, Pencil is eliminated. That's the biggest ever! Oh yeah!!! Quick! Match! Activate the elimination prevention pla— AAAAAAAAAAAAA [pop!] [blink] Like, what do we do when Pencil gets eliminated? I don't remember. Wait, oh, right! That's what alternates are for! But Book and Ice Cube are on the different team now! Also, they're dead. Yeah, THEY'RE dead, and so is everyone ELSE on my team! Except Dora. Yeah! And Foldy's dead too! You have to do something! [yelling about bringing people back] Fine. I will only recover one person. Oh yes! Please! Thank you Four please can you recover Ta— Hey! How come YOU get to— Grassy: TENNIS BALL! Okay! [more yelling about bringing people back] FINE! YOUR EIGHT DEAD FRIENDS ARE NOW IN EIGHT OF THOSE JAWBREAKERS! BUT MOST ARE EMPTY. FIND ANY PERSON IN A JAWBREAKER TO MAKE YOUR TEAM WIN. THE LAST TEAM TO FIND A CONTESTANT WILL BE PUNISHED!!! So to clarify, we have to save someone from one of the jawbreakers for our team to be safe? It seems to me that that is the case! Go! ♪ Dora! How are we gonna win this with such a disadvantage? Dora? [bang] [thump] [smash] Yay! That was easier than I expected! [eight names said at once] is safe! Alright, now, Cloudy. Hey! How did you know to get a jawbreaker! Huh? I didn't tell you your job yet! [thick accent] I have a job? I was just collecting. Well, your true calling is to bring jawbreakers to our team. [thick accent] It's not the same! Balloony: Did you get your job yet? Yeah. (sigh) Ya gotta do what ya gotta do... ...DAVID!!! You better start licking those jawbreakers!!! No!!! Yeah... [thick accent] Gotta do what I GOTTA DO! [licking] Everyone stop licking! I think I see Ice Cube inside! Yay! iance is safe! Hey! Isn't Ice Cube, like, one of our alternates? Uhh, Ice Cube! Please be part of our alliance! Yeah! Plus, we stopped licking, just for you! Uhhmmm! Ice Cube! You're back! We missed you! You're missing a team member! Yeah, Roboty's off doing something. I'm sure he means well, but sometimes it's— Four won't like this. Oobily goobily weezer beezers! [distantly] Woboty! [panting] [distantly] Tell me where you are! [distantly] Can you hear me? [distantly] We need you! [musical swell] [clang!] [creak] [distantly] Roboty! Ice Cube! You look nervous, did something happen? [head-shaking noise] Okay, but if anything bad happens, you can always tell me. Woody: Wobotye! We don't know where he is! Leafy and Woody: Roboty! Rocky! Y-you don't have a job yet? Balloony: Little one, let's put you to use. Balloony: Your acid will speed up the process! Aw seriously? You did good, little one! Who DOESN'T like salt 'n vinegar? ueeehh,,, [scream] mm! Nickel I'm very sorry to take you away from your job, but I have a new one for you. I'm not gonna argue with you. [slam!] Hey! There's someone inside this one! Free Food is safe! Is Foldy inside??? No! It's Lollipop. Punish her! [licking and slamming] [licking and jackhammering] Team Ice Cube is safe! [happy sound] [disappointed sound] It's not Icy. Don't worry! We're not gonna kill you or anything! Oh no! Bracelety's sad again! She'll get over it! .-- .... -.-- Cloudy [thick accent]: How's it going in there? [thick accent] Well that's good to hear! [smash!] [scream] Thanks! That was a really good one! [scream] Huh? That wasn't me. [scream] Now if you could just get it that wide every time, that would be great. [scream] mm! [smack] whae [smack] hae [smack] huy [tug] wop [tug] huu [tug] dae [kick] huu [kick] HUU [kick] huu [kick] HUY Nickel: One can only dream. Leafy: Come on! Okay, Black Hole, do the thing. [black hole noises] Liy: This one's empty! Pie: This one too! Remote: Oh dang. It's all jam-packed with air. This one's empty too! Uhh, what are you talking about? Foldy's inside. Yeah, Foldy is inside! Death P.A.C.T. is safe! Liy... Foldy... Why don't you go back to your team with STAPY where you belong? Foldy! You're back! [thump] Wait, you look totally steamed! What's the issue? I saw Liy... Ugh. Nyar! [smash!] AAAAA STOP IT We found Golf Ball. Another Name Than That is safe! Thanks for freein— Golf Ball, we need to talk to you about something. Grassy tells me you haven't been treating him with respect. Oh come on, really? Grassy? We've decided the new team leader is 8-Ball. Hmpf. What? You can't replace me! I'm the team leader! TB! Do something! I tried to stop them, but they wouldn't listen! Loser's getting someone! Who are you? Can you tell me? Eggy: I think it's... I can't! [clang] Pin: It's Gaty. Four: The losers are safe. You know who's not safe? Voters aren't safe. Oh wait, we're not last? Whoo! Dab it, my boyonocerus! No, I played a joke on you. X: Ha! YOU'RE not safe. One of you will be eliminated. [thick accent] I can't believe it. This is a dead body! -.-- .. -.- . ... What do you mean? He's still alive! He just needs a little air! Lemme show you! [pumping sounds] Balloony: Wait! Stop! [pumping sounds] Balloony: Hnn hnn HNNNHNNNN!! Leafy: See? Doesn't he just look happy to be alive? Leafy: Don't you want to BE him? (whispering) I agree with you. He is a hindrance when he is deflated. [bang!] (sarcastic) Oh no... [blink] Four: Vote in the comments using the letter and square brackets under who deserves to be eliminated! Four: Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show. Donut: And don't forget to use brackets! (sigh) You can stop licking, David. We already lost. Uhh, hello? Can anyone hear me? I'm so excited to start preventing death! [stab] [boosh] And Pie is dead! I think Gelatin should stop throwing forks everywhere... Oh my, how ruthless those barf molecules must be. Well, I think Pie should start wearing my patented fork repellent. [frustrated sigh] Lollipop. We need to talk about this barf molecule thing. You may think they lower my intelligence, but science SHOWS... ...that's JUST not the case! Oh. Hmm. Uh huh. Uh huh. Yes. Yes. What's that I see? Indeed, it looks like your arms are wiggling. GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! You clearly don't care about this topic, so perhaps you should take a nap instead. I'm so excited to start preventing death! [stab] Ow! [twirl] [screaming and black hole noises] And Pen is dead! Our team has now prevented 0.00 deaths. We're not doing a good job at saving lives. We might need to up our game. May I interest you folks in my fork repellent? Does it save lives? Yes. I'll buy one quadrillion! [spraying] [throw throw throw] [repel repel repel] [zoom zoom zoom] [stab!] Who did this?! rrlrllrrlrlrrrrrlrlrlr It's time. [intense music, Gelatin screaming] [alarm clock ringing] Oh! [alarm clock stops] It's time for the intro, Four! Fine, whatever. eeeeeennnnnnnnghghghghhhhh ♪ intro song ♪ It's time for Brake at Flake! Don't you mean Cake at Stake? [blink] Well, I'm not the one who doesn't know their value. [recovery sound] Uh! I've never been up for elimination before! This is, I'm feeling so much pressure! aw seriously [thick accent] I wonder how many votes I collected. Hey, team Beepers! I know we may not have seen eye to eye last time, but I wanna let you guys know that I always have your best interests at heart! [thick accent] Then why did you kill Balloony so many times? Uhh, I only wanted the best for him! And I wasn't aware of his condit— - Oh, Roboty! I didn't mean to hurt you either! I'm truly sorr— ♪ doo da doot do. doo doo doo... ♪ That means Cake at Stake is starting! [slap] Four: IT'S BRAKE AT FLAKE! Beepers. You lost last time, which means one of you will be going to SLEEP! [thick accent] Sleeping? I love sleeping! That's when I get to collect dreams! Cloudy, don't get so comfortable! Sleeping is Four's codeword for elimination and eternal algebra class! Balloony. You're not supposed to know that. Oh, heheh, I was just guessing? Four: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm H... hey, Four? Why don't you tell us how many votes we got? mmm19843. Nearly double last time! Yay. The seven safe contestants will each get an EARTH, while the MOST voted contestant will be eliminated. [thick accent] Where's X? Burn center Balloony got the fewest votes! [grab] Yeah! I love my earth! [poke] [very loud poke] Nickel and Cloudy are also under a thousand votes! Now I'm worth SIX cents! [thick accent] My planet collection... is now complete. Is little one safe? Four: Yeah! [catch] See, I told you people love salt 'n vinegar! Woody. [Woody screams] is [Woody sighs in relief] [Woody makes a confused noise] [screech] [slap] Four: safe. [catch] Nickel: Hold up! So now it's down to Man, Machine, and Nature. Nickel: Hmm... which one could our team do without? I'm thinking Machine. [thick accent] Cloudy: N... n... My dear friend, I'm confused! [thick accent] What is a ... MAN? Nickel: Huh? Oh! Look at David! He's a man! [thick accent] Cloudy: Wait, that's what a man looks like? [sick noises] Oh boy, are we getting more salt 'n vinegar? Roboty is safe with a measly number of votes. [metal noise] Oh no, David! Now it's just the two of us! Well, although our time on this team together was short, I appreciated every second of it. aw seriously Four: Out of David and Leafy... Four: David is safe. aw seriously I'm happy! No more jobs! [thick accent] Collect that leaf! Collect that leaf! You guys were honestly a fantastic team, and I'll miss all of you— AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [zoop] The third contest is I'm back! Nobody noticed you were gone. [X starts crying] [thick accent] I noticed you were gone! This season's hosts are a real mess! Tell me about it. I almost prefer the old announcer! Oh, Pin! I'm actually curious about the old BFDI. You gotta tell me w— Get into your team swings, people! [recovery sound] [sit] [sit sit sit sit sit sit sit] Spin all the way around fifty times to win! The last team to do so will be up for elimination. Begin! So, to clarify— I've had enough of that, Lightning! Okay guys spin forward. Okay guys, spin backward. [gasp] You didn't obey me. People! You can't be serious! Did you forget? We listen to 8-Ball now. Yes! He is a much better leader! Uhh, maybe you could at least jump up? [inhale] No. Duck down. Turn yellow? [inhale] Turn purple! Horgly worgly! Hm. Hmmm, spin in circles, really slowly! [inhale] Aw, it's too bad Taco still isn't here to compete with us! What are you talking about?! I AM here! Her death was a tragedy! It sure was. M-maybe it's permanent! Ma— wait a second... Perhaps we'll never see dear Tacoy ever again. Yes you will, if you just break this stupid JAWBREAKER! It's time to write some eulogies. No it's not!!! "Taco. Quite amalgamated and weird," "...but bold and courageous nonetheless." "She forced us into deadly ovens and..." Hey Icy, Wha? We died two episodes ago too, but we were recovered! Yyeah? That means Taco was probably recovered too, and is still alive! That's right! So, the reason she's not here is... ...is that I'm still trapped in this JAWBREAKER! ...is that she ABANDONED us! Book... no... She must've gotten fed up with how slow our team chased the basket and went rogue! And... oh, the BETRAYAL! No Book that's not true! I'm right here! I'M RIIIIGHT HEEERE!!!!! Puffball! Wanna play Toss the Dirt? Sounds dirty. But okay! No, Puffball! You needa fly around the center of the swing 50 times 'cause you're the only one who can fly! Well, okay! Gosh Fries, no need to be so pushy! Holy roly poly crawling in guacamole! Nickel: Fries' idea is SO good. Balloony: I know, right? ..-. What's that? .-.. -.-- Oh, yeah. We can totally do the same thing, but with Cloudy! [thick accent] I know what I gotta do! I'm on it! Tree: Black Hole, can you swirl us around too? BH: Well, the thing is I can't push anything. Pie: Aw shucks! BH: But I can pull like there's no tomorrow. Remote: That's where you're wrong. There is a tomorrow. BH: Well, I can warp spacetime so hard time will literally slow down and there wliterally be no tomorrow. Tree: Yyeah, don't do that, just do your pully-attracty stuff. Bubble: Hey Match, can I talk alliance stuff with you? In a bit, but first, we, like, gotta put Fanny to use. [bonk] I hate fulcrums! [clang] Whoa! Cake: iance just had a radical idea! Do you think we could do the same, but with Clock? Needle: Maybe? Eggy: Possibly. Coiny: It's worth a try! I'm game! Toss me up! Oh shoot! It's technically working, but my fastest hand ticks at one revolution a minute, which is way too slow! What? That's lazy! Now I'm sad! Loser! You've always helped me out during times of distress! What do YOU say? Times are a' changing. Huh? It's a new season now! Say it with me: Day-light sa-vings! Day-light sa-vings! Oh! Daylight savings is when clocks jump forward an hour! Oh my mint! Is it time? IT'S TIME!!! [ding] iance is safe. [ding] Beep is safe. [ding] Death P.A.C.T. is safe. [ding] The Losers are safe. [ding] Free Food is safe. [ding] A Better Name than That is safe. Looks like it's down to ya boyz Team Ice Cube and [eight names said at once]. Come on! Slow and steady, everybody! Bpfwhat? No way. Team Ice Cube goes hard. I stand by my brother Gelatin here. We are the greatest team this world has put together! Just look at how far we've come. We've faced enormous challenges. I'm not going to lie. Things have been hard. For every single one of us. But when I look at my teammates, I see hope. I see strength. I see ingenuity! Firey Jr, there's no one quite like you! [gasp] We... can do this. All: Yeah! Team Ice Cube! Transform! [panting] Thirty-three. I'm tired! Come on, everybody! We're more than half way! Just push through!!! [echoing] "push through!!!" That's it! *I* can break out of here. You can do it!!!!! THEY said the things they did because they KNEW! Go go go! GOOO!!! They knew. That the only one who could free me was myself. [eight names said at once] wins! That's not what winning is! Team Ice Cube is up for elimination. I'm out. ... I'm out! [inhale] IIII'M OOOUUUUU— Oh, NOW you're back? So convenient... IC: You tire me! And I don't get tired. Lollipop: Great! Now I have to throw away my eulogies! Lollipop: Thanks a lot, Taco. Saw: I'm keeping MINE! In MY eyes, THEY'RE STILL VALID! Book: We won and I'm angry! Snowball: HnNnyou didn't win!, Taco... 'ts okay Bomby, you're only a LITTLE bit exploded. Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets under who deserves to be eliminated! Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show. Snowball: Wanna go back inside? Hey, Bell! What's up? What's your string attached to? Oh, hee hee, I prefer not to tell. I wanna find out! It's none of your business! I'm GONNA find out! - Hup! - Ack! [climbing sounds] Ding ding ding! Help alert! I need this Eraser off of me! Whoa, Belly? What's the ruckus? Eraser's climbing my string and I don't like it! You have a string? Huh... I never noticed. What's at the top? Liy, that's not important! Bell: Ack! I've found my next adventure! [climbing sounds] Ding dong ding dong! Somebody get these rascals down! I can certainly punch those weak rascals down for ya! Gee, thanks, Snowball. I knew I'd find someo— As long as YOU let me UP! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ♪ [intro] ♪ Rock, Paper, Scissors! Foldy: Aww, I lost! Stapy: Looks like I got a streak going! Marker: Can I join you guys? Foldy: Sure! You know how to play? Not yet. Foldy: That's fine. Stapy: That's lame. Foldy: Stapyyy! Foldy: Marker! Just throw a hand of Rock, Paper, or Scissors, and whoever silently farts the most air out while playing wins the game. I don't think that sounds right. Aw come on, Marker, let's just play! Okay... All: Rock, Paper, Scissors! Foldy: Marker, did you just point your finger out? That's an illegal move. Let's redo. All: Rock, Paper, Scissors! Foldy: Now you played a house? No good! All: Rock, Paper, Scissors! Foldy: Dodecadang it, don't tell me you played the hecatonicosahedroid. All: Rock, Paper, Scissors! Stapy: Marker! Foldy: Huh? Oh no! Stapy: Don't tell me. Foldy: Mmarker, you just played... Stapy: Don't you DARE tell me... You played Four! [Four noises] Marker: Wuauoah, oh my artist! Let's do Brake at Flake! ♪ Dadadadadada ♪ ♪ Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! ♪ ♪ at Stake! ♪ Team Ice Cube you lost last time get your feet over here! [thump] mmmDonut! Where's the rest of your teamh? They're all climbing Bell. [climbing sounds] Which I FRANKLY find very disrespectful to Bell. Thank you, Donut! There ain't a hole in your logic! Pssh, Donut, you are just a party pooper. Yeah! [high five sound] Whoa! [falling sound] AAaaaaa... ...aaaAA! [Four muffled] Four said, we got 20,254 votes! [screech] [scream] [smack] Uh, I, I mean, we got, *sniff*, 20,255 votes! [Four muffledly approves] Oh, hey, Four. I gotta tell you something. Yeah, you forgot to play the Cake at Stake song last time. You OWE IT to the viewers to make up for it and play it again now. [Four reluctantly mmhmms] ♪ Cake! ♪ ♪ Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! ♪ ♪ Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! ♪ ♪ at Stake! ♪ Okay, so I know the one of us with the most votes will be eliminated, but who of us is safe? Bracelety: Ice Cube! Four (muffled): —is safe! Huh? Yeah, that doesn't make sense. Ice Cube's on team [eight names said at once], and we're not up for voting! X: Four meant Bomby is safe! X: And Barf Bag! Whoa! [struggle sound, relieved sound] [splash!] X: And Naily! [stab sound, Woody screaming] X: And Firey Jr! X: And Spongy! X: And Donut! [eating noise] I love cake! [nudge, gasp] [Four muffled] translated It's down to Bracelety and Gelatin! [barfy-sounding] Hurry up and tell us who's sa— oh. I hate my new voice. X: Gelatin survives! Aw [catch] yeah. I promise not to throw any more forks, people. X: Bracelety's out. Hold on, her name's not Ringy? Who woulda guessed? Wait, Ice Cube's chances of winning just increased? Oh yeah! Go Ice Cube! Ice Cube, you're my idol! I love you! Hooray! (...) Wow, Bracelety went out strong. It's clear = she didn't care about what others thought of her. Lightning, can you zap me? Wait, you WANT to be zapped? Yeah, 'cause the shock will travel up my string and zap all those climbers off! Well, if you say so! [zapping] [zapping] That's the biggest zaptation I've ever seen! [zapping] Like same yo. Today's episode is very special. And why is that? It's the "FOUR"th episode! Make-over me! In a drawing. Or a sculpture. Or however ya like. You have fifteen minutes! Four: Begin! Well done, [eight names said at once]. Four: Goes to show ya don't need frills to make a feast for the eyes! Book: More like, Taco doesn't need to be KILLED to be DECEASED in MY eyes. Lollipop: Ha, ha, ha. The truest things really are the funniest. What the heck was it really that bad?????? Teardrop's team already finished! Guys! Let's not waste time here. [inhale] Guys. Let's waste time here. [timer sounds] I'm so glad we listen to 8-Ball. Pen: heheHEHEhehe Hey Black Hole! Do you think you might be able to— Let me guess... "do the whole challenge for me?" Tree: You can't just turn off your ballpoint brain and ask this guy every time. A true winner does his research. [muttering] If you have a problem...ask black h... Black Hole, can you draw? BH: No, but I can form a ring of highly compressed gas, known as an accretion disk. Tree: Oh. Oh no! What's this! I... I think Lollipop's fork repellent... wasn't a repellent after all! That's not me! I'm not touching anything! [fork stabs Pillow] [fork hits bottle] [lots of forks hit them and make sounds when they do] [time slowing down sound] Snatch! ueh? Nice Cake-over, Beepsters! I wonder how you made it! [flashback sound] [sick noise] [David is making the sick noise] Oh, I'm sorry, David, master of baking. Sorry our cake doesn't meet your health codes! Bleh! Bleh! Bleh! Nickel: That is so gross! How can you have a cake without sprinkles? Four: Hmrg. Hrmrgrh. Pretty good. Eraser: Hey Four! Four: hrrmrgrg [ding, Four screams, gloop sounds] Eraser: We're ready to show you our— [squish] Team Free Food presents... the year's hottest look. Gasp! [delighted screech] [smack, Eraser screaming] Hey Four! Feast your eyes on this! Gelatin: It's your new look. It's made of abandoned trash we found lying around! Four: Crafty. And good! Team Death P.A.C.T.! What're we gonna do! If any one of us abandons, there won't be enough of us to block the forks! Four's gonna FRY us! Wait! Black Hole can suck up the forks! Pen (faintly): BLACK HOLE! BLACK HOLE! Black Holes aren't known for their sense of hearing. We're doomed! Go! Go tell him! What? But who's going to stay and block the fo— I will. Go, all of you! But... no! It only takes one person to go tell Black Hole to— Pillow: We're all at the limit. If one person leaves, you'll all face an excruciating death. Pillow, you can't be seriou— Just go! Okay, can you stop interrup— Go! Four: What dya think of roleplay? X: I don't like it. Bottle, Pen: Black Hole! Black Hole! People! Time is running out! TB: Golf Ball, we're just following orders! Bottle: So can you do it? Pen: Can you suck up the forks? BH: Arright, I'm on it. [relieved noises] GB: I got paper! Here are the markers! 8B: There are the crayons. GB: Uh, go down! 8B: Up. GB: Uh, up! 8B: Down. GB: Right! 8B: Left. GB: Left! 8B: Right. GB: Down! 8B: Up. GB: Up! 8B: Down. BH: Hang in there, Pillow! GB: [defeated sound] All: TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON I'm in what? [writing sounds] Done! Bell's string! Four: Mmm. Mm, I'm not sure what to think. Pen: I'm sure it's... the best one yet! Right, guys? [cheering sounds] [actually booing sounds] Hng, no! No! That wasn't the intended result!!! X: This is the WORST one yet! Team Better Name. Time's up! [swipe!] Four: If it's better than Death P.A.C.T., then you're safe. But if it's not... Then you'll be up for elimination! Four: [indecisive sounds] Four: Another Name than That barely wins! Death P.A.C.T., exactly one of you is going to go! (muttered) Not really a death pact is it then. Pen: It's an acronym! What? Better than ours?? X (muffled): Help! That's okay. I didn't like papier-mâché anyway. [Loser whimpering] [mean laughter] We almost lost! This is bad! We almost won! This is goo— No... we nearly lost, and... this is my fauhhlt! Gasp! 8-Ball! You're not a completely useless moronic dumb robot! 8B and RF: Thanks. 8B: I... I thought I was helping you... GB: WHAT! 8B (whimpering): Everything I said... it was in a sarcastic tone! I wanted to add some humor to lift the spirits of our team... *sniff* I don't have a favorite number... GB (with pity): Oh, 8-Ball... See, guys? Do you hear something? Blocky: Yeah... it sounded kinda like someone who disrespects people! I don't want to disrespect Grassy! Guys! Even 8-Ball HIMSELF sa— TV (using a TTS voice): Why are you talking? You're a machine. Four: Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets under who deserves to be eliminated! Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show. Hi, Teardrop. Eggy: Even though my story might not be suuper interesting to you, I decided I'll tell it anyway. Eggy: So it all began when I was a baby egg... you know, an egg inside of an egg? Eggy: Egg-ception, if you will? It was very cozy, and at that moment, I realized: Eggy: I was pretty content! I had everything I needed. I didn't need to complain for more. So I thought, why shout? Why even say anything? Eggy: As you see, that's how I, as a small egg, never really spoke much and blablablah... 1, 2, 3, 4, who do we think is a stupid annoying bore? Spongy! Spongy! Hey! Ruby! I gotta borrow you for a sec! Match: 8, Ruby: Whoa! Flower, this better be important. I was in the middle of my favorite game! (gasp) You mean Flower Power? Ruby: No, I hate that game! You always win. Well, you guys never grow enough petals out of your head to win. Flower: Anyway, Ruby! You're the first person to recognize my true beauty! Flower's pretty beautiful. Flower: (gasp) Flower: I need you to start convincing your ignorant friends that I'm pretty! Ruby: Oh, uh, Flower? I may have liked how you looked two months ago, but something about you just seems a little off today. Are you telling me that I'm ugly??? Well, not exactly... Why, I oughtta crush you! Ruby: Whoa! You suddenly look pretty again! Huh? Ruby: Ugly. Ruby: Beautiful! Ruby: Ugly. Ruby: Beautiful! Well, it DOES feel nice being called beautiful again. Ruby: Hideous. Nauseating. Marvelous! Appalling. Ruby: Gross. Monstrous. Despicable. Gorgeous! Ruby: Tacky. Trashy. Getting better... Almost passable..! Are you kidding me! Ruby: Lovely!!! Ruby: Atrocious. Fantastic! Sickening. Pathetic. Ruby: Sloppy. Horrid. Messy. Fabulous! Ruby: Hey Match? Can we start playing Spongy Cake again? Oh, actually? Like, while you were gone, I started analyzing our name-calling, Spongy-bashing, verbal bullying game... And uhh... Started playing it with Spongy. Yeah!! ♪ intro ♪ Team Death P.A.C.T.! Assemble or you will tremble! Hm. I think I'd rather tremble. Nghh... then, assemble... or you will... nnn! Mm! Be dismembled? Yeah! You'll be dismembled! Oh. Well, I don't have any limbs, so I wouldn't mind dismemberment. rrRRRRH! Assemble! Assemble or... [screech] Hey! That doesn't rhyme! [screech] I guess there's no arguing with that. [Ice Cube screams] ♪ Four: Deathers. This blasphemous abomination of a drawing has lead you here today. Ey! I drew that! Be nice. Pen. [scree You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!! Kuh! I, I'd rather take the screech! If you say so. [screech] Let's pick up the pace! How many votes? 20,389! Each of the seven safe contestants will receive a fortune cookie. The contestant with the most votes goes away! Well as long as elimination doesn't mean dying, then we're still successfully preventing death. Bubble: Oh noio! [pop] And Bubble is dead! Pen. Yuh! You received the fewest votes! Yay. You're the first lowest-voted person whose name DOESN'T start with a B. Wait, you don't know? My legal name is actually... 🅱en. What's your fortune, 🅱en? "One should always hope that life will be full of happiness... brought by... Ice Cube?" Pie: 🅱en, that sure is a weird fortune, 🅱en. Pillow can also sleep easy tonight! Oh yeah! "Go Icy. You're my idol?" Hm. That's odd. Four: You're odd. Hey! Tree-mote! Also safe. "Ice Cube is the best thing to ever grace this universe?" That's not true! It's batteries. "I love Icy so much my bones hurt?" Four, where did you get these so-called fortunes? Dumpster! Huh? Eheheheh... Four: Contestants with holes? BH and Bottle: Yes? Four: You can fill those holes with cookie goodness! Hee hee! That tickles! Oh no! I'm in the bottom two? Hmm... I said one pun two months ago, so voters should see me in a positive light! Some days I survive; other days I don't. It's no big deal either way. Four: And the results are... Hi Pie! Bye Liy! Ey! I wanted to say that! Well, if you don't like it, just screech me! Oh... I'll do much worse. So... I'm safe? Yeah! "Put down this fortune and listen to Liy. She's speaking now." Well, I've heard your message, and I've heard it loud and clear. You guys obviously don't want me here! Remote! How many lives has this team saved? 2763. And how many am *I* responsible for? 2753. Eeeexactly. Liy: When I joined this team, I thought I could put my traumatic killing past behind me. Liy: So many of my hours and so much of my willpower was spent on saving instead of murdering! I thought you guys would support me! But I guess you won't! And if you won't, then what's the point in restraining myself? Liy, no!!!!! Pen: Meh, she's done that before. Pen: What the flip! Four, I don't like that! Could you suck her up? Nah. If we're gonna smile, we're gonna smile real big! Yeah! Does anybody even remember what Liy was a switch FOR? I thought she was just a light switch. According to my research, she does a lot more than that! Whatever. Heeeeyyyyyy guys!!!!!!! Flower! What the heck are you doing! I, I, I'm not doing anything! I'm just being my beautiful self! Well, you look idiotic. Yes. Completely and utterly idiotic. Four, give her a dose of the screech, will you please? Unghghgh! [screech] Hey! Four? Where did X go? Limb reattachment center! Today's contest is to fly your team's plane as long as possible! First team to hit the ground is up for elimination! Whoa! This plane's made of paper? Not sure if that can support my weight! Ready. Set, Go! [screaming] How's the steering going? There's no steering at all! This is actually JUST a paper plane! Let's use Bomby to explode the other planes! Gelatin! Bomby is still our friend! And the answer is still no! I'll get us to soar above the others! Yoooou're killin it, Lightning! No flying allowed! Heheheheey, d, do you think you just disable Puffball instead of obliterating her? Fine! Nickel: Woah! [thick accent] Thank you for piloting, David. .... .. -.. -.. . -. (sarcastically) Yeah, real pro, everybody! Cloudy's doing just fine over here! I dunno, Balloony, it looks like it's hurting him! [thick accent] It's sarcasm, Oh, right! I keep forgetting. [screaming] [thick accent] Cloudy: We're falling! Nickel: Heheh! Uh.... oh. We ARE falling. Stapy: Heheh! Those guys need to learn about weight distribution! Stapy: Whoa!! Sorry! My stapler instincts just took over! [screaming] Four: Wow! Beep and Free Food seem to think it's a race! Nickel: Guys! Aim for the cliff! We needa delay the impact! Balloony: If we don't make it over the cliff, we'll be first to hit the ground! [thick accent] Cloudy: We're not gonna make it! Balloony: How do we steer this thing? There's no way to change the airflow! [echoing] Balloony: ...change the airflow... Balloony: Woody! You're a genius! Marker: Everybody! We need to slow this plane down! I don't think our dabbing is enough! [thick accent] Cloudy: David, please! Wake up! Rocky: Bleh! Balloony: David! You're baaack! Nickel: I think we're gonna make it! Thank you for catching them, ground! They could've hit the ground. Four: Team Beep. One of you is going away! You guys? You can just... do whatever you want. I dunno. All: Yay! Four: Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets under who deserves to be eliminated. Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show. Donut: And don't forget to use brackets! ♪ Glad to have two legs again! ♪ ♪ Glad to be an x again! ♪ [applause] Hey viewers! Want protection from loud noises? [off-screen voice] Can you be more specific? Uh... yknow... THOSE loud noises? urhh! [off-screen voice] Whatever. Then buy our revolutionary earmuffs! [SCREECH] Four! Stop screeching! It's not even funny anymore! [pleasant harp strum] Stapy: How dare you mutilate my friend Foldy! Geez! Four's destruction keeps getting more and more ruthless! We gotta stop it! O leader 8-Ball, what do we do? The answer to that question lies with Golf Ball. [gasp] You really think so? GB: Well, hm, any number times zero equals zero, right? TB: That may be true, but how is that useful? GB: Four's a number. Let's multiply HIM by zero. Huh? This can't be real. Yeah! ♪ intro ♪ [drum riff] It's time for the return of the Beep Beep! Well, that's not our team name! - - Roboty, you're not helping! ♪ cake at stake song ♪ We got 20,916 votes, Beepians! Ya lost last time, so the six of you with the fewest votes get to turn orange, and the most voted contestant is poo-pooed! Four: Cloudy is safe at only 956 votes. [thick accent] Now I'm made of evaporated tangerine juice? Disgusting! X! Who's also safe? X: Nickel, Rocky, Balloony, and Woody! Four: Now it's down to David and Roboty! Aw dreariously? Four: The only two non-objects on the team. What? Objection! - Four, are you implying that I'm just... an object? I think someone is criticizing me. I don't like criticism! Okay, Team Better Name! Is everything lined up? Blocky: Looks like it to me. It's time. Go!!!! Wha? What happened? Four's gone!!! Yeah. Makes sense, because Four times zero is... GB: ...zero. TB: It's zero and nothing else! Grassy: We did it! All: Yay! Oh! I'm saved from the zappies! But without Four, how will we know whether David or Roboty is out? TV! Calculate! There's your answer. Aw, well... goodbye, Roboty. R-Roboty? Where is he? Balloony and Woody: Roboty!!! Balloony: Where are you?? Guys. I despise Four as much as the rest of you, but without Four, how will we know what the sixth contest is? Well, Four became a... FACTOR of zero... ... if you know what I mean. Stop that! There's not even a second meaning there! Also, my name's Donut, not zero. What those sport globules are trying to tell you, bagel brain, is that YOU get to choose the contest. Oh, wow. That's actually something I like to hear! Well, I've got a special substance that I haven't had the opportunity to use until now! Now I've got the twinkle of contagion! [giggling] You mean... the TINKLE of contagion? Gelatin! Why do you always have to act like you're six years old? 'Cause I am. Donut, how does this twinkle relate to the contest? Donut: Yeah... if you so much as look at someone with the twinkle, the twinkle is transferred to you. Donut: Whoever has the twinkle after three hours is up... Donut: Their team loses. Stapy: But Donut! I'm looking at you right now, and I'm not getting the twinkle! Gelatin: Tinkle! Because I haven't said "go" yet. Hey! Since when did YOUR words become so powerful now? Because I've got the factor of Four within me. STOP THAT!!! Go. Yikes! Whoa! Whoa! Team Death P.A.C.T.! Close your eyes! If you never see the twinkle, we'll never lose. Good plan. Oh gosh, this is a little frightening. Yeah. Oh gosh. Owowowowow! Loser, I can't handle this anymore! Cake: Save our team from this torment of the twinkle! Sure thing. Loser: I've got one of X's old baskets to protect our eyes! All: Yeah! Better Namers! Get to my rocket! We'll go to the moon. There's no way we'll see the twinkle from there. Worse Namers. Don't get out your— You SAID you'd STOP THAT! [gasp] Team [eight names said at once]! If we latch onto their rocket, we can escape the twinkle too! Hup! Guys! Grab on quick! [screaming] Oof! Hey Bubble? Like, let's do a staring contest! Oh... okay. What's that noise? Remember, Death P.A.C.T., keep your eyes closed. But... I gotta know what that... ...sound is... Kuh!!!! Dangit. Pen: Hey Free Food! Look at me! Bell: Geez, we're not THAT gullible! Two hours left! UhI've got some very tossable dirt! [creaking] No, Marker. Pen: Hm, fine. If you won't turn your eyes to look at me, I'll turn my BODY to be looked AT! Pen: Hng. Wapow! Marker: Dangit! Oh yeah! No way! So THIS is what it feels like to be in outer space! Why yes, little gray zig zag. Are you telling me you've never experienced the vacuum of space before? Nope! Well, Saw, Space is fun! If you look that way, you can see planet Earth! Oh, really? Wow! Dangit, now Saw's infected with the light! ...aaand I shouldn't've looked at her either. Hmmm... I gotta go. Oh great, Taco left us again. [collective groan] What else is new. GB: I'm so glad we arrived on the moon! That means the nearest sign of twinkle is 400,000 km awa— Dadadadadada... Why do my plans NEVER WORK??? Taco: Hm. Just under an hour to do my thing. I got this. Just gotta find the other contestants. ...soon as I figure out what continent I'm on. Wassa matter? Not much of a poker face, buddy. Come on, tell me. What's up. [sigh] It's just... Pin: Our team is so Loser-centric, right? Pin: Everyone likes him, we rely on him for advice and success... I'm just afraid that... that... Yeah? What if he was gone?? Pin: We depend on him so much! We hardly know how to do things on our own! What if we've forgotten who we are without him? What if we can never function again? What if we... what if— [Coiny laughs] Huh? [Coiny laughs more] Gosh, have you forgotten who you're talking to? Y-y... this is your partner in crime! Yyour right-hand man! Your W.O.A.H. Bunch co-captain one year strong! aaaaAnd look at yourself! Coiny: A heroic leader. The brains behind so many ingenious challenge strategies. You compute, we both execute! Agh, it's fantastic! So you're saying..? Coiny: Look, yeah. Loser's a great guy. A fantastic guy. A perfect guy, even. But... just look at you and me! We've got a whole BFDIA's worth of experience under our collective belt. And... even when it comes time, we won't hesitate to let it show. There's nothing to be afraid of, Pin. I promise. Pin: That... that really means a lot. Coiny: Ahh, it's nothing! Coiny: Now, wanna go gush about our favorite cube with the rest of us Losers? Pin: You bet! Accept it, Team [eight names said at once]. The twinkle's trapped here on the moon, so it's either us or you getting the boot. Yeah. MmmMaybe not! TThere's always a chance that it could return to earth, Yeah? THAT'S HIGHLY UNLIKELY Robot Flower's right. TV! Calculate the odds! See? Hey bell! Hey Taco, what's up? Isn't the moon beautiful tonight? Oh, I... hehe uhh wow Taco I'm I'm like I'm— No actually. LOOK at the moon. Isn't it pretty? Huh? Mission accomplished. Hey! None of us has the twinkle anymore! All: Yeah! All: No! Free Food... I'm so sorry! With thirty seconds left there's no WAY I can get rid of this deadly twinkle! Bell, I've climbed your string before and wow it is long. With length, comes strength. And with strength comes the ability to give your twinkle of contagion to another team! What do you mean? Bell, every team on Earth knows you've got the twinkle now. Except one. You know what to do. I'm bored. Who do you think has the twinkle now? Black Hole! Black Hole doesn't have eyes so he can't GET the twinkle! [slap] [gasp] [loud thumping] What was that? I don't know, but... I'll make it my duty to find out. One hit wasn't enough... but I'm NOT giving up! [screaming] [loud tumping] Yikes! Loser, I'm scared! A crack... what could cause a crack to form here? Screw you, moon! You can't control meeeeeee! Three hours are up! Clock has the twinkle, so the Losers, fittingly, lose. I was only trying to help... A working clock is still wrong twice a day! Uhh I don't think that's quite true. Hhh. You know what he means, Cake. Even winners make mistakes sometimes. Well, we sure weren't winners this time. [sigh] I thought I could glide through the competition without danger, but it looks like CLOCK had to mess that up for us. I'm sorry! Don't forget, I'm the only reason we won episodes 1 and 3! Donut: Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets under who deserves to be eliminated. Donut: Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show. Um, are they gonna pick us up, or what? [laughing] Naily: My turn! [laughing] Hey guys! Loser in the house! All: Loser! I love those! I used to play with them all the time! Loser. These toys were just invented. You said you USED to play with them; an hour ago, they didn't exist. They weren't invented yet. You COULDN'T have been playing with them if they didn't exist. That is a lie! You lied to us, Loser! Why did you do that? Why did you intentionally tell us something that was made up? Why did you lie to us, Loser? [rubber dome toy pops] ♪ intro ♪ Everybody! Clear the area! This is my first time hosting Cake at Stake and I don't wanna mess it up! Oh my gosh! This is exciting! THAT makes me forget everything that happened earlier! Lightning: Huh? Where'd he go? Marker: No!!! Donut's a vampire too? [camera zoom sound] Lightning: Oh. There he is. Marker: Meh. Still got other evidence. [camera shutter sound] ♪ Cake at Stake ♪ Team Losers. You lost last episode. Also, you don't have to sit so close. Donut: That's better. Donut: The viewers chose one of you to be eliminated. If you're safe, you'll be getting cake. [delighted gasp] [disappointed "oh"] Donut: Pin, Coiny, and Cake, Pin, Coiny, and Cake: Yeah? Donut: You all got three-digit numbers of votes. Donut: But you're safe. Um, this is not cake. Donut: It's topped with a grain of sugar! Coiny: And I'm gonna find it! [licking sounds] Donut: As for you guys? Donut: You're safe. Donut: Even with your monstrous four-digiters. Donut: Now, you two are the only ones left. I'm sensing some... uneasiness from loser here. Is it the mistake he made earlier? Voters won't forget that. That doesn't apply to today, though. You're right. Eggy, though. What you said last time... does. "I thought I could glide through the competition without danger..." "...but it looks like Clock had to mess that up for us." Now wait, let's think about this! And the result is..! Loser. Are you feeling alright? Pretty much. Good, because you're eliminated! [gasp] [gasps] [lots of gasps] Loser, we haven't heard much from you today. Any last words? [inhale] Ruby! Stop playing with those things! Huh?? It's a symbol of a very painful moment for all of us! Fries, these are the pieces of the jawbreakers we had lying around. Yeah, and there's something really weird I found out about them! Flower: Sound can come in but... it can't come out! Fries: Wait. Why is a piece of food so— Uh-uh-uh! Fries, this jawbreaker looks perfect on you! Ruby, isn't it kinda— Wait, uhg, something's off. There we go! Truly ethereal! Match: Like, is that Flower you're wearing too? Match: Her eye for fashion has gotten SO good lately. Donut, what did you do with Loser? I eliminated him. What. Did you DO, WITH LOSER?? Donut: I put him in one of the jawbreakers, but he kept crawling out. Donut: So I turned it inside-out. Donut: Turns out saliva's as good as glue. Loser, are you in there? Hah! Of course you're in there. Uh. Hey! What's this? Donut's diary? That's horrifying! He had it coming. He SAVED you. Ungrateful. He was trying to gain something! He lied ONCE. He doesn't deserve this. Deserve what? ...the criticism. He's gone for a reason. Hater!!! You just wanna take everything we love and destroy it! What're you talking about? Loser's dead. [gasps] Actually, he's over here. [screaming] Loser: Huh? What was that? Well, at least the twinkle's gone! Get it away! Spongy: Ooh! Hey! What makes ya think WE want it? Looks like we've got our seventh contest. TACO'S DEAD?!? She was the only earthling out of both of our teams! Gaty: I dunno... she kinda looks the same from above. Blocky: "Contest Rules"? Blocky: Okay. "Around us ...—" Donut: —...are eight craters! Donut: One for each team. If the ball gets into your crater, your team loses. Go! We got the ball! Beepers! Let's go! I got it! Foodies! Get over here! Neh nehrnr, nehn'neh nenehnr! Freebies, I can't do this alone! Help me get this thing over— Don't worry, Icy Boys! I got this. [ding!] Oh my goysh! Why is everyone so... ...so moyrderous? Bubble! Do you see what's happened? Loser was EVERYONE's hero. Lightning: Now that he's gone, no one knows what's right anymore! Solmboldy holp meh get outta here! Now. WHO wants to help me score a goal? Lightning, no!!! Loser: I miss my team already. Life may be worse now, but at least I'm free. Grassy: Looks chaotic. Glad I'M not down there. Whatever disease THEY got sounds dreadful. Lollipop! There's no one down there to defend our goals! Blocky: We have to be there. One of our teams is gonna lose, and Four's gonna come back, Blocky: and do you really wanna see Four flying at you at a million miles an hour? Basketball: Guys, I know what to do! For the past two weeks, I've been INSPECTING Robot Flower. Are you done. I'm sorry! Basketball: And as it turns out, she can send data to the ship! The ship's broken, though. Basketball: Not the communicator dish! Oh. [crunch] THAT'S what it is? Basketball: And there's someone who I KNOW can receive orders. Ready to go? Yes. GB: Alright. Robot Flower. GB: You're going to translate our inputs into signals that the ship can send to Remote. We have to trust you, okay? Don't break the signal. Got it, GB! Alright let's go! Huh? Where am I? Huh. This doesn't seem very ethical. Heyheyey! The ball's heading for [eight names said at once]'s goal! Remote's a person! TB: We used to play tetherball! Huh? Pen: Remote, what're ya doin? [garbled static] ...somebody... [garbled static] ...help... [garbled static] ...me... GO LEFT!!! Go right! Do a dance. People. We're doing our best. 8-B: But this is an unstable situation. Whoa! What's going on? Instability? Grassy is here to protect! [panting] Please go through! Please go through! Wait, what is this!? Not today, whoever you are! TB: What's going on? She's not responding to our controls! Basketball: Something's wrong... hands off! HANDS OFF! RF: No!! This can't be happening! RF: How can I... [stutters] "close connection"? When did THIS get here? 8-Ball! Check the ship! 8-B: Got it. GB, keep an eye on the dish! Wah? Who do you think you— Uh. You're right. I'm on it! [Golf Ball's words echoed...] "We have to trust you, okay? Don't break the signal." [frustrated] Oh!!! Goal!!! Take that, Better Namers! Feels good to score a completely defenseless goal! Wait, what? Robot Flower... you promised not to break the signal! TV, did you know about this? TV: I side with Robot Flower. TV: Mechanical minds stick together. [Loser screams] Donut: Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets under who deserves to be eliminated. Donut: Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show. Donut: "Loser, we haven't heard much from you today." Donut: "Any last words?" Loser: "You know what?" Loser: "I do." Loser: "Guys." Loser: "Thank you for doing your best to make me feel welcome." Loser: "I know I didn't last long, but" Loser: "I'm gonna miss what we did together." Loser: "We had fun." Loser: "And that's all that matters." Loser: "Good thing Four's gone." Loser: "At least I can spend my last few days with you." Loser: "I'm proud of you." Loser: "And I hope we can meet again." Uh, Fries? Some of your chips are looking... a little swollen. Swollen?! Is that your new slang term for overweight? No, no! Match: OMG, Bubble is like looking SO swollen these days... Gelatin: It's just that... two of them look yellowed, and bulbous, and, I think they're even wiggling. Oh, Gelatin... you're making me mad! But I'm hungry though! Well then go eat someone ELSE's innards! Hi Barf Bag. Oh, hey Gelatin, what's up? Tick. Tock. Ringalingalingalingalingaling. Huh? What's that? If I'm not mistaken, that means it's time for Cake at Stake! A Better Name Than That! You guys are trapped on the moon, so I'll have to communicate with you through TV! [affirmative noise] Basketball: Works for me! GB: TV, promise not to fudge the results. [negative noise] Donut: You know the drill! I, Bagel Brain, will be your host— Ha, hahaha ha, ha. You're actually using my nickname? Hey shut up! It's a habit! Həhahehehehehe, hahaha. Donut: Stop laughing! It's not that funny! Donut: Well, if you're not gonna stop, Donut: I'll grab your lips, Donut: and MAKE you stop! TB: Donut, how are you touching Lollipop's lips if you're on Earth? Oh! It's a new feature of my new camera! Donut: In addition to light, it also transmits matter! Like my arms! Basketball: Hold on Donut, you mean you've been able to move things between Earth and the moon all this time? Yeah? So? Well then get us back down now! Yeah! Oh, yeah, I can't do that, 'cause it only goes one way. Hm. What's that? One-way, you say? [chomp] Ow!!!!! Huh? Lollipop: Your hands are on the moon side now, Lollipop: so they're trapped, are they not? Dang it! You're right. Well, it's kind of awkward holding this position, so, LolliPOOP, you give me no choice. I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I can't tell what you mean. Also, don't call me Lollipoop. I MEAN, there's only one way to unite both sides of this world. This is how. What does that pastry think he's doing? Okay, okay! Get in there, Pie! You too, Yellow Face! YOU TOO, TREE! Oh dear, I think Donut's making this problem even worse! Donut: Oh yeah oh yeah everybody's goin through! Done. You guys wanted to get back to Earth? It's right here. Now let's actually do Cake at Stake. Donut: Better Namers! Donut: The one of you with the most votes is going to be eliminated. Donut: Also, you don't have to sit so far. Grassy, I think you went a little overboard. So this is how we're gonna be doing Cake at Stake? Mmm-hm! Whatever! 22238 votes this time! Tennis Ball's safe! Don't I get a prize for being safe? Donut: Oh yeah, you get Firey Speaker Box. Donut: Chopped up into seven pieces. Donut, how could you do this to my baby?! Donut: Ey, it's just tit for tat! Donut: Also safe is Blocky, Donut: TV, Donut: Grassy, Donut: and Basketball. Robot Flower! Yeah? If I remember correctly, you broke the signal. You're not supposed to do that. But there was an explosive! Yeah. An explosion of votes for you! 3105. Now it's down to Golf Ball and 8-Ball. You both got over 4000 votes. Oh dear! I really hope you don't leave us, team leader! GB and 8-B: Don't worry, Basketball. I will try my hardest to remain on the team to— GB and 8-B: Hey. Shush. She's talking to me. GB and 8-B: Whatever. It'll be so much easier when you're gone. Quiet! Time for the vote reveal! Who's it gonna be? No one knows! Well actually I do. Golf Ball's safe. 8-Ball's out! Donut: How's it feel, 8-Ball? Donut: To be eliminated on the eighth episode? Donut: Your favorite number? Donut, I told you, I don't have a— [snap!] Donut: Gravity's back on. Ooo! Maybe I shouldn't have inhaled those fumes! Donut: Contest time! It's a quiz show. Each team's got a buzzer. Buzz in when you know the answer. Donut: Get one question right and your team's safe from elimination! Donut: Question one. Bubble: Okay Bubble, you're great at mental contests... "She's so dumb that she doesn't know how to count to three!" Bubble: ...you got this! Ooba wooba grooba shmooba? Huh?!?! Frooba dwooba! Donut: Correct! Donut: Death P.A.C.T. is safe! Bubble: Huh? Bubble, did you seriously not like know the answer was frooba dwooba? [bubble whimpers] Yeah! What the flake was that? I, I didn't know the answer was... Geez, this is like unacceptable. Try harder, Bub, or else your Bembership is in danger. Y-yes ma'am! Understood! Question two! Queeky beeky, floop floop? Hn! Bubble? [whimpering, audible sweating] Uhhh, zop zap? Huh! Phew! [laughing] That's such a fsilly answer, "zop zap??" pahaha! Yeah, Bubble? That's wrong. Bubble! Match: You are such a disappointment, you are not even worthy of Bembership status. You are, like, hereby demoted to merely a Bemb. Beeeeemmmmmmmbhh. No!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stapy, you know the answer to this one! Why aren't you buzzing in? I'm busy! Just give me a sec! [thick accent] Gluck gluck hork pork? Yes. See, Stapy? You made us lose that point! Are you happy about thaaat? Rrr! I'm trying! What I'm doing now WILL help us! Just you wait and see! SuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUure. [whispering] Barf Bag! I've been trying to give you pieces of cake! [whispering] Why aren't you answering for us? Sorry! My reflexes are too slow! It's the barf molecules. Shut it, LolliPOOP. Question three! What is snow plus gasoline? Oh, hm, I don't... Come on... ...think I actually know that one. ...come on! Saw: Oh, this one's easy! It's glue! Eight. That's... ...wrong. Huh? What the heck did my lips just do? I... I-I-I meant to say glue! It's okay, everybody's tongue slips up occasionally. Hmmm, what could it be? This one's supposed to be easy! Oh, I know the answer's glue, but I'm too scared to buzz in without Loser to support me! Same, same! Team! Loser may be gone, but we're still just as strong of a team as before! Pin: You know that surge of energy you'd feel every time Loser encouraged you? Pin: Well, where did that energy come from? Sure, Loser helped push the energy along, Pin: but ultimately, the energy came from within you! Pin's right, you know! Which means you've still got it! So Cake, push that buzzer! Yeah!!! Oh, no, I can't, I just can't! Pin: Cake, just do it. Yeah!!! Glue. Correct. All: Yay! Seriously, Barf Bag? I'm not gonna take this any longer. Question four: What do I see when I look at my teammates? (which I said in a speech that only my team heard) "But when I look at my teammates, I see hope, I see strength, I see ingenuity; Firey Jr, there's no one quite like you!" Eight!! Debatably correct, but no. Hmm, maybe the fumes ARE getting to you after all. hh Hope, strength, ingenuity, and no one being quite like Firey Jr. Yes!!!!!! Hmm. I'm sensing the teeniest bit of... what is that? Bias, perhaps? Okay question five! What's 1+1? Eight! Wrong! Oh, I've been forgetting to do this, but... as a host, I should punish you for getting these wrong. [recorded screech] No effect? Donut, that's just an audio recording of Four, not the real deal, so of COURSE there's no effect. Oh. No effect..? Lemme try it! [recorded screech] [Donut being screeched] Two! Correct. Question six! What's the past tense of eat? Ate! Wro— oh, that's actually correct. Donut: And with that, the teams still in danger are iance and Free Food. Donut: Final question: what's my favorite season? Winter! Donut: No. Stapy, sarcastically: Darn. I got it wrong. Ooo! I know this one! Summer! Uh, hello? Summer! SUMMER! SUMMER! SUMMER! Hah! I've got all the information I need! Yes, Stapy? Summer! Correct! So, Free Food's safe, and iance is up for elimination! Hah! Fries: Oh. I finally get it. Good job. Donut: Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets under who deserves— No! Match, you just gotta accept the outcome. Even if you don't like it. Here's the footage! Oh. Gee, I guess you're right! Then Free Food is up for elimination! See what Match wants, Match is gonna get! Donut: Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets under who deserves to be eliminated. Donut: Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show. Bubble, I should tell you. Match got mad at you for not knowing those answers. But in truth, she didn't know the answers herself! What a hypocrite! Bubble: Oh, thanks for telling me! I hate her. [upbeat music] Stapy! Will you play eat the dirt with me? Yeah! Wait, did you say EAT the dirt? [music stops] Uh, you know Marker, I think I'll pass on this one. [music starts again] Hey Marker! ♪ intro ♪ Da. [tick] Da. [tick] Dadadadadadadada! [Clock ringing] Huuunnnghgnn!! Doesn't that mean it's time for— Cake at Stake! Okay! Geez! ♪ cake at stake ♪ Free Food. C'mere. Just sit around; I don't care. Donut: Uhh, you lost last time, alright uh, yeahyszyyou're here, uh Donut: Alright, uh, votes? Votes, yah? There are votes. [intense music starts] Donut: uh GELATIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?! THE JIG IS UP!! We gotta take what we can! [squeak] X: [screaming] Guh!! Pipe down! Hey, hold on, who did that? Everyone: X? Oh. You found me. X, you mean to tell me, you've been here the whole time? Ummm! I thought we used you to multiply Four and Zero. Actually, X: When you multiplied them, I ran away because I got scared. X: I've been hiding ever since. But you found me! Okay, well, I'm... REALLY tired of this whole 'hosting' thing. Here you go! You've done this before, you'll do great, bye. Um... I just got a regular cake this time. Is that okay? [everyone affirms] At 9028 votes, Stapy is eliminated! Puffball is safe with... Wait, is X saying the votes backwards? MMMM! I think SO!!! Well, I guess that means I'm eliminated. I just wish Foldy was here so I could say goodbye! Puffball, can you make sure Foldy and Bell get their cakes? Okay dokay! Peace! ...down to Eraser, and Foldy! Eraser got 1151 votes, so he's safe. Foldy got 1114 votes, so she's... ...also safe? Wait, did I mess up? Oh no! Reading the votes backwards? Best April Fool's prank ever! Oh, um, actually, X: it was an accident. [thick accent] That's okay, X. Everyone makes mistakes. Hom!! Hey, save some for me! [plop] Nickel: Thank you. [clears throat] The ninth contest is... X: Wait! I can do it! I'll host! Phew! Donut: Go right ahead! I'll leave you to it! Um.. X, it's really okay if you can't— NOnononononono I got it! Today's challenge iiiiiiiisssssssss.... [nervous noises] X: b-basket... [more nervous noises] X: ball! basket ball! Yeah, X? Not you. One second. [building noises] Here's the challenge! Basket Ball! Last team to finish loses! Go!! What do we... do? Oh. Right. X: Throw balls into your team basket to weigh it down. X: When it touches the buzzer, you're safe! Last team to do it loses. Oh, okay! Go! Blocky: Mmm, huh, ha!! [TB and Basketball scream] Huh? Already? You said use BALLS to lower the basket. So I did. X: Well, I guess so... A Better Name Than That is... safe? [disapproval] [sigh] If ONLY there were someone on our team who specialized in THROWING! Hngg! Here, let me try! Hup! [glass shattering] [thick accent] Hey! Stop breaking my window, Coiny! [Woody wailing] Maybe we should just give up... [thick accent] Cloudy: David! You have to throw!! You and Woody are the only ones with arms! David: Aw seriously? [rocky vomits] Marker!! Play toss the balls! Oo-kay!! Free Food is safe! Uh, Marker? You can stop. Guys. Why don't we use Bomby to— ...throw... balls... ...into the basket? [sarcastically] Uh huh. Sure. Hey. He's taking a step in the right direction. Yuh! iance is... HEY!!!!! Yeah? N-nothing! You're safe! You're safe! Tree, you haven't made a single shot! I thought you were the best thrower we had! Yeah, what's the big idea? Pull your weight! [muffled] I'm trying to! Heehee! Quit moving around!' [muffled] nn! Fantastic. Guys, there's an easy solution you're all missing. Black Hole! Yah! [black hole suuucks] Pillow: Fantastic. Oh wow! Team Ice Cube!, The Losers!, and [eight names said at once] are all safe. Now, Death P.A.C.T. and Beep are left! [thick accent] Come on, Woody! You have to throw that ball so we can win! [thick accent] Cloudy: You CAN do it! [thick accent] Woody! I believe in you! Well it's clear to me now that we can't rely on Tree to do anything. Guess we gotta do everything ourselves! We're about to lose... [thick accent] Woody! PLEASE!! [nervous sounds] [determined sounds] [dab sounds] All: Yay! Death P.A.C.T. is safe! Wait, we were supposed to throw more than one ball? Pay more attention next time. You were... kind of hard to follow. O-oh. Donut: Uhh, X? X: Oh! Um, X: Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets under who you think deserves to be eliminated. X: Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show! X: Is that ok? Donut: Yeh. Good job today. Cloudy? What's wrong? [thick accent] Well, I'm really starting to miss Balloony. [thick accent] Cloudy: He was a really good friend, [thick accent] Cloudy: and if he had been alive, we might not have lost the contest! [thick accent] ...Wait. X! Can you—? X: Sorry... I dunno how to bring people back; I just can't do it. X: Anyway, it sounds like it's time for Cake at Stake now. We gotta get going. I've got everything all planned out today! Don't worry, you're safe! [cake at stake song] I am READY for this Cake at Stake! Beep, Are! You! Seated!? Yes. I got a super good cake this time. X: Someone really talented made it! [thick accent] X, can we just get started now? Of course! Cloudy's safe! So is Woody! Nickel too! Balloony as well! David and Rocky are left now. Are you guys scaaaared? [unenthusiastic scared noises] I'm a little bored, actually. Well David's eliminated. Now David, go be eliminated. X: Stapy is a good role model. NO!!!!! Not so fast! Got you! Hey Bubble, I— Hm. Where's X? I need Bubble back! Stop pretending to care about her! Be quiet, Fanny. You don't, like, know what you're talking— [thick accent] I was told that X is incapable of recovery. Match: Donut? I tried recovering Naily, but... Well, THAT happened. So that means we NEED to get Four back. Oh! I know how we can get Four back! Marker: I'll PLAY Four! I promise it worked last time! Right, guys? Marker, you know, I'm not too sure about this, but I think, maybe, there's just a chance, that you're... ...an idiot! No! It's true! Wait, isn't Four the one who has the prize? So without Four, we're just battling for... nothing? [intro] [sound of chaos] I'm back! The tenth challenge is... [chaos does not stop] Uh, Ahem! [chaos stops] The tenth challenge is— Bring back Four!!!! Help! Huh? Ow! Fore! [GB screams] [thick accent] Cloudy: Hey! How's THAT going to bring Four back? What? Bring Four back? I was just hungry. Come on, Four! I know you're in there! I... wasn't expecting that to work. What now? I guess we'll squirt it out into the shape of Four? Wait! Don't you think someone more... dextrous should do it? Coiny: You're right! Since Pin showed us how great she is at making cakes, she should do it. Thanks for saying that about my cake, But... I... can't! What if I mess up our only chance to get Four back? Aw, come on, please? I know you'd do a great job. Cake: Pin! Believe in the Loser in you. You're right. Thanks for recovering me back, Pin! Four: Have this token of my gratitude! Yay! Now I have three! [thick accent] Impressive collection. Four's back! X: Mmmm! I've missed you! Good to see you, X. But what is this thing? X: No!!!!!!!!! Four, David was eliminated while you were gone. We can't let him get away! You did BFB while I was gone?! Good job! Now to get David. Well, who else is— Clock: Wait, Four! First you have to recover our dead friends. [partial screech] [flinch noise] Sure thing! [sigh of relief] Okay. Clock: The people dead are Balloony, Bell, Bubble, Foldy, Remote, Naily, 8-Ball—oh, he's eliminated—and Taco. Ohmygosh, Naily! Bubble!! [thick accent] Balloony! You're back! Cloudy, you STILL have those bandages? [peel sound] [disgusted noise] So who else is eliminated? Well, there's Stapy, Lo— Clock! What the fulcrum! I was about to go see Foldy! You're eliminated; you shouldn't BE here. I just wanted to stay and watch, okay? Watchers are wannabes. Listen here, Clock! If you think— I'm back! All: Yay!! Where's Stapy? Here's the footage. Here's the footage. Loser: "Dear diary," Loser: "I regret to inform you that I discovered something very horrific about Bomby today. You see, he—" There she is! She's the one who tried to send us a bomb! The hacker was you guys?! Pie: Wait, you sent them a bomb? Pie: That's not preventing death. But we were about to lose! Remote, our team's objective isn't winning; it's preventing death. Well, the only one left is Roboty, but no one knows where he— ..-. .. -. .- .-.. Where are we? .. -.. -.- Aw, seriously? 8-B: What's that door over there? [intro] When's Four coming back? How should I know? Four just disappears sometimes, remember? It was a rhetorical question. That's not how you use rhetorical questions, Liy. Look, I'm just bored, okay? We've had to go over this worksheet like fifty times! So? When Four comes back, it's not like we just stop doing math. We'll just be doing even more subtraction-by-one exercises, quizzes about graphing the y axis, and appreciation rituals of the holiness of single-digit even perfect squares! Liy: I don't think that's math. Woah!! It's not that bad! Plus, you know what happens if you don't. What, Four'll screech me? Pff, I think built up a tolerance or something. Come ON, Pencil! Just do it already. Even if the screech isn't AT me, it's still annoying. Free time!! Finally! Free time! Pencil, free time is only for Bracelety! YOU still have to do your— Oh be quiet, it's not like Four's here. Liy: Wait, that's not Four! Ewww! It's a bunch of boys! Hello everyone! It's so good to see you all! I was beginning to think BFB was cancelled! Nope. Still goin. And we were eliminated. Loser: "Why do I have filling but also a hole?" Liy: What's that? And why is it talking? It's Loser. Loser got eliminated?! Yeah but he lied so we all hate him now. Bracelety: I don't hate Loser! Ice Cube hates Loser. Come to think of it, Loser sucks. Yay, Four's back! Hello, Four! Uhhh, Hello? Four? What the Spongy is going on? I thought this place was just for us girls! Why are all these boys here? What's she going on about? You see, Forty-four, Pencil just likes excluding people who aren't part of her... clique. Her clique? Yeah! That could be her... alliance, ...or in this case her gender! We don't have that where I'm from. Is Four here often? Yeah. Well then... what's going on outside right now? Um... Four? We're having a very special class today! One of you will rejoin the Battle for B.F.D.I.! Aw seriously? Wonderful! I've been dying to get outta here! Stapy & 8-Ball: Me too. Liy: YOU GUYS JUST GOT HERE! Everyone! Tell the voters why YOU should return! Vote for me! Yeah yeah yeah! Type an [A]! Yeah yeah yeah! 'Cause my alliance NEEDS ME! THEY JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ME! Look, I'm sorry about slipping up before. I promise I'll be more trusting of my teammates this time. Vote for me! I'll make sure [8 names said at once] never loses! Guys, I MIGHT'VE made a mistake before my elimination. And if you DON'T let me back on the show, well, let me just say our team name won't be so... applicable. Anymore. ....- ... ..- -..- Loser: Huh? What was that? I shouldn't be in math class because I already know what number is most important. It's ei— [Four hums off-screen] Four! [whispered] ...times two. [screech] I didn't mean to make my team lose! My... my stapler instincts made me do that! Aw aw Viewers! Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets for who you think should return! The person with the most votes has another chance to participate in BFB. Uh... so! Bell! Uggghhhhh!!! NOW what are you trying to do? Any twinkles I could take off the moon for you? Bell I'm only making conversation with you. Bell: Oh! Uh huh! Just like last time? Taco: Listen, Bell. I'm sorry about— Have you considered that "sorry" might not cut it? You'd think I would know that by now... Bell: You've set a reputation for yourself, Taco. Bell: For all I know, you could be using me as a tool to make your team win right this second! Just deal with it! I don't trust you anymore. And I probably never will. Liy: Hmm. What now, Liy? I'm just thinking... During all the months we've been in EXIT, never once did we see what's beyond that door! So open it already! Unless... you're too SCARED of what you'll find. Pay attention, Stapy. It's locked. Well, I've never seen Four with a key before... Yeah... me neither. Hah! It's hopeless then! How does it feel, Liy? Another mystery for the long list of questions you could NEVER answer! Stapy? Hm? Four: Exitors! Get back to your seats! It's time for Cake at Stake! ♪ Exitors! We got 32,543 votes! The Exitor who got the most votes will be exiting the EXIT. ...and rejoining the Battle for B.F.D.I.! And you'll get this whole cake! Four: Roboty! Four: You got the least votes! Four: You will not rejoin. .. -- .... .- - . -.. Four: 8-Ball and David also do not rejoin! Aw seriously? Four: Neither does Stapy! Rats! Four: Li— Four: Wait. Four: Where's Liy? You SAT me behind Roboty, remember? Four: Oh right. Four: Well, you don't rejoin! Why won't anyone support me?! Four: Bracelety. Four: You didn't get enough votes to rejoin. Can you at least give this to Ice Cube? Four: No. Four: Pencil! Four: You're not going back either. Four: Also, stop drawing on your desk! Loser, I'd be happy if either of us joins! Wait, is that some kind of cryptic message? No, it's— And Loser stays in the EXIT. Loser: What's this? Loser: A sheet of paper? Loser: And it says 5-8-3-0? Loser: Interesting. I'm back in? Why, I could cry tears of joy! Leafy, can you— Thank you for this tissue, Bracelety! Wuh! 8-B: Aren't you sad you didn't rejoin? Nope! I've found my next adventure! ♪ [low rumble] I wouldn't stand there if I were you! But I can hear the— Come on! Everyone! An eliminated contestant is about to rejoin! All: gasp I hope it's Pencil. I hope it's Stapy. It's Leafy. Four, I don't think my team wants me! Actually, you're joining The Losers! Four: In exchange for Pin's Gratitude Token! Ack! Hey, Leafy! Coiny: It's been so long! Welcome to the team! Pin, alliance, remember? Uh, yeah? And you two! I'm so excited for new pals! Needle, I got you a gift! Gasp! nimnimnimnimnimnimnimnim! h ɥ So what's the contest? Hurry up! The sixth contest is— Actually, it's the ELEVENTH contest. You missed a lot. Oh. The eleventh contest is to pick one of your teammates to climb those stairs and press the button. Four: The last team to do so loses. And no flyers allowed! Or else! Understand? I'm going! All: Okay. What? Why her? Why not me? Calm down, SB! Letting her do what she wants is safer for all of us, even if you hate her. Don't tell me what to do! Flower: Ready! Welp! No use fussing over it anymore! I guess. I can't believe we're doing this. Firey? You've been like this the whole time. What're you doin'? I'm doing nothing. What, do you have a reason for me to do something else? Gosh, why're you so... hh ungh You know what? It doesn't matter. Needle's going up. She's fast. Yeah! Wuh? But, I'm a fast runner! I thought I'd get picked for sure! Wait, you're fast? *I* thought you said you were slow. YOU said I was slow! Huh. I guess it DID go like that. Coiny: Well, whatever. You're scared of heights anyway. Well, I think we all know who's NOT going up. Not that she would even volunteer. Right, Lollipop? Lollipop: Okay, Book. I get the picture. I'll see myself out. Nono no, I was talking about Taco! Oh? Perhaps you should try speaking TO her then. Lollipop where's this attitude coming from? OKAAAYY we have NO time for you guys to act like this right now. Look, let's just... send up Dora. You wanted to learn more about her, right? Hey, good thinking! Go! Hey! Move it or lose it, Flower. Done! Four: The Losers are safe! Yay! You did it. She's... not doing anything! All the other teams started except us! Why did I think this was a good idea?! huh ? Please let me through! No. And don't even think of pushing me. People will vote for you if you do that. But I'm in last place! Well. Except Dora. But still! No way. If I let you past, then I'LL be in last except Dora. Muhh! Pencil wouldn't have let this, like, happen. Mmnnngggh! Match! What's gotten into you lately? Bubble! Finally you're ready to talk to me! I'm like sorry for lying! None of us knew those quiz answers. Then why did you demote me? Match: I like just had to set an example so our teammates knew to not like mess up. Pencil's not around, so SOMEBODY like had to fill in. You like understand, right? Why do you keep thinking that would help? Bubble? We need a strong leader, or Bubble: Or what?! We'll lose? Why haven't you noticed that this kind of leadership hurts people every time? Last time we had Pencil was episode one! Bubble: When we hurt Fanny! Bubble: And lost the challenge! Bubble: And in episode eight, Bubble: when you took her spot! Bubble: We only survived because Stapy cheated. And you hurt ME. I can promote you back to me— That's meaningless! When I struggle, I don't need a stern leader! I don't need Pencil! I needed you. Okay, I'm... sorry... for like trying to be someone else. Thanks for the apology, but I can't forgive you this fast. H Okay. Grrrrr!! Gasp gasp gasp! Out of my WAY! Aaaa! I need my SPACE! Oh my gosh! Yes! I'm at the... Flower: Hi Foldy! I'm so glad I made it to the top! Now we just both press the button and our teams are safe! No. What! Why! It's not enough for me to just win. To avenge Stapy, I need to make sure that iance loses. And that's how you prevent death! Simple as that. Speaking of death! Bottle! Take me over to Four! Hee hee! Let's go! Lollipop: That is SO eight years ago. YF: You don't know anything! Yes! Now I can win for my team! Nooooo! Four: [eight names said at once] is safe. Four: Free Food is safe! Four: Beep is safe. Four: Team Ice Cube is safe. Four: Another Name Than That is safe! Four: Now it's down to iance and Death P.A.C.T.! It's been fun catching up, Bottle! You too, Four! Okay! Are you done? Recover Pie! Pie's not even trying to pass Flower! What's she doing! Well, she knows if she passes Flower, she'll just get killed again. She's preventing her OWN death. But we'll lose! Remote, you are a slow learner. She's not even trying? That's a relief. Four: And Death P.A.C.T. is safe! Four: So iance is up for elimination. See? We could trust 'er. One day YOU'LL be that good at preventing death. Four: Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets under who deserves to be eliminated! Four: Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show. ♫ ...I mean it was really weird; I honestly have no idea how he got in there! [all laughing] You know, I've actually been thinking of doing more pranks, but well, recovery centers... MY INSPIRATION! They're all gone. Well if you ever need a hand with one of those, I'm down. I'd say 'me too', but yknow, my team has this whole 'preventing death' thing, Blocky: Yeah you can't go betraying their trust. Yup. Hey that reminds me! Eraser! I'm really proud of how tolerant you've been! Huh? Yknow, since you're on a team with Foldy... Pen: How she's a pentagon... [music slows down] Aaaaaa! Don't mess with iance. Phew. Thanks Ruby! ♫ [soft ding] Black Hole! Huh? Oh! Yeah thank— uhh I mean you're welcome, for saving your life twice. Bomby: I don't care about that! You owe me a banana! I don't... owe you anything I saved your life twice Life is cheap! Get me a banana! Arright! Arright. I'll find you a banana. [offscreen giggling from X and Four] Ehe stop it! They'll figure it out! Ohoho okay okay I'll say the thing! Don't lean on me. Sorry... Everyone! It's time for Cake at Stake! How was that? Fine. ♫ What. iance! Are! You! Seated?! That's not how you're supposed to do it. I messed up. Sorry. wWhat? Are you two okay? X: We're fiiiine. Four: Everything is completely normal! [sarcastic] Thanks for clarifying... If you're safe, you get a slice of this burger! Four: Bubble! Four: You're the first one safe! Four: So are Lightning and Ruby! [chomp] [disgusted noise] Oh. Right. Four: Fanny and Flower are also safe! Match, you— You're eliminated! I... I wanted to say that! Now you know how it feels! Hhhh, I guess I should've seen this coming. Bubble: Match wait! This is my fault! I didn't want her to be ELIMINATED, I just wanted to be assertive! You don't need her! Yes I do! She's my best friend! What if... What if this happened BECAUSE I didn't forgive her? I can't let this happen to anyone else! Bubble: Ruby, I forgive you for trying to replace me. Uh, Bubble: Flower, I forgive you for being so mean and annoying and selfish and oblivious all the time. Snowball, Recover Bubble! Oh, well, I uhh, What do I do? [X whispering] I think they figured it out. Okay, what's going on here? It's today's challenge! Four: I'll take the mind of one person on each team, Four: and put them into the body of someone on a different team! Four: Your job is to find the impostor on your team. Four: Their disguises are flawless! Four: The last team to find the impostor will— Four: Hey! Pay attention! Why? I think us Losers know each other well enough. We have this challenge in the bag. I wouldn't be so sure of that! You're missing someone! Who is it? Eggy: Umm... Eggy: Uhhh,, Is this part of the challenge? Four: No. But don't worry! Missing contestants are excused. What's stopping us from just guessing everyone one by one until you tell us which one's right? What's stopping me from eliminating you? aBecause no one voted for me, so you CAN'T eliminate me. Grr! Just... don't use that strategy! Or, or you'll learn WHY it's called process of elimination. Four: Now, start! *pop* a wh nnnn Process of elimination was my only idea!! Now what're we gonna do? We're gonna have to think of a different strategy! This should be simple. If I lay low, this team will lose, and my team will be safe! Taco, do YOU have a strategy? Why should we listen to HER?! I happen to know that this fishy friend of ours is the only reason we survived episode six. It was BECAUSE of her strategy. How do you know she's not gonna abandon us? Book, that doesn't even make any sense. WHERE would she go? Where did I go? Someone! Come fold me back up! Shouldn't we focus on the challenge? How can I trust you to do the challenge if you can't even fold paper correctly? She's right. We're in these rooms until we finish the challenge, and the more things we do, Eraser: the more likely we are to notice who's the fake! [Foldy muffled screaming] Bubble: Snowball! You killed me earlier, and I just know you're sorry about doing that! Thankfully, I'm gonna forgive you so you don't get eliminated. Well THOSE two are real. Yeah. What was the first thing you took from the Science Museum? w... Wall Teleporter? That's right! So you must be the real Tennis Ball! But wait. Pin, Coiny, Nickel, and Fries ALSO know about that. So you could be any of those people too. Hey! How come you're not investigating yourSELF? There's no need. I know I'm me. That's exACTLy what you would say, if YOU were the fake! Let's worry about that later, okay? Basketball. Who is the team leader? ♪ Um, it's definitely you. ♪ ...yup. Checks out. Since I know you're real, I'll let you interview half the other guys. ♪ Okay dokay! ♪ Wow, you're a great singer! Okay team, help me get unstuck. Slow and steady, Tree. It's the only way. Oh. I think I know a way. [All gasp] Why hadn't I done that sooner, am I right? Tree, you just CAUSED death! Or should I say... impostor! Four: Death P.A.C.T. is safe! *pop* Darn! I thought I had them stumped. Okay, now, interlock the flaps. This is extremely difficult! ♪ Boo-leh! ♪ Not now, Puffball. That's not puffball! Four: Free Food is safe! *pop* Fries! Pss! Stop! You'll make her a pentagon again! Eraser I know you're afraid of pentagons but there are many problems with what you just said. Ooo! Naily, stop it! Hurting people won't do anything! Four just said the fakes are perfect so that's useless! Is stabbing everything all you know how to do? Hey when all you are is a nail, everything looks like a... ...like something you should stab! [Woody screams] Nickel! Don't stab Woody! Ohbviously I wasn't going to but LOOK now we KNOW it's him! Gimme that fork! No!!! [struggling] Nickel and Balloony: Whoa! [Woody screaming] Rocky: Oh my goodness that was loud! Uhh, I mean... Boo-leh? It's Rocky. Four: Beep is safe! *pop* Oh no, now I'M orange! Prove that you're Grassy. I'm Grassy! But how? See? She's stalling to make us lose! ♪ This would be going a lot faster if Grassy wasn't so basic. ♪ Aren't you friends with him? She's the fake! Four: Another Name Than That is safe! Okay Taco, time to hear your strategy. Why do we need a strategy? Lollipop is clearly the fake! She's being so out of character! [BEEP] Four: Incorrect. Four: Get it wrong again and you lose! Okay, strategy now! Spit it out, Taco. Our strategy should be... ...to... guess Teardrop? She's been awfully quiet... *pop* [8 names said at once] is safe. Look! I told you Taco abandoned us! Hnnn grr nny nynnng grr! Hr gy grr gn gdtz! Ha gy gbb bbr gg ga dz bw gg guh buh gww wll tzch khh bw gaa tz d' bwh ghhl gwld db bwh gwegh dtzhl gha! Ha! I win! Wait, but you haven't won a single match! In 72 games! Eggy! YOU'RE the fake! [BEEP] Four: Incorrect. Is it so surprising that I managed to beat you at tic-tac-toe? What the heck! Needle! What happened to you! I think it's because of the Photo Cake Leafy gave me. Leafy! Is this true? I didn't know! O my dear friend needle! How long has this hideous transformation befallen you? You were there, Pin. Ttt t-t-t to clarify, It's her. Four: The Losers are safe! *pop* iance and Team Ice Cube! have yet to figure it out. What! How could my team not notice that *i* was replaced? The impostor COULD be Gelatin. Firey Jr: He hasn't tried to use Bomby to win yet. What?! He's dropped that since episode 9. HAS he? What about Naily? She hasn't said she 'nailed it' yet. That's because Firey Jr told me it was annoying! What! It's true! Well it can't be Firey Jr. There's no one quite like him, so I'd know. What about you, Donut? Aren't you supposed to be mean? What gave you THAT impression? He got eliminated first in BFDIA, so of COURSE he was mean! He was standing by his principles. How suspicious of you to say. Hh of COURSE I'm real. Right Spongy? Yah! Well, Spongy's just SAT there the whole time... He always does that! rRight spongy? Yah! Yeah, that's accurate. Wwait a second... Firey Jr: Maybe it's... Who, him? Oh, mm, I, uhh, maybe we shouldn't— *pop* Four: iance is safe! Four: Which means that Team Ice Cube! will MELT its way to the elimination zone! X: That is a really bad joke! Four: But we switched bodies again, so it's... Four: ...it's actually YOU who told the bad joke! [arguing] X: Awwwwhh... How'd ya figure it out? Lightning always forgets to fly, so he HAD to be someone else! This is YOUR fault! Well at least *i* didn't stab anyone! I can't believe none of you noticed! Do you even know ANYTHING about me? Barf Bag: Sure we do! No you don't! I like to skydive, and play ping pong, and table tennis, and tightrope walk, and fly in balloons and fly in planes, sail airplanes— You can't sail airplanes. Four: Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets under who deserves to be eliminated. Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show. Aaaaaaaaaa! [water sloshing] Spongy, I THINK we should call it a day... I support you and all, but I've nearly drowned five times, we're running out of planes, and Four didn't even give us permission to USE them! You just don't think I can do it. Sure I do!~ Taco: BAARF BAAAAAAAAG One moment Spongy! I'm not forgetting about you! What. Please hang out with me!!! If you couldn't tell, I'm busy. Come ooonnnnn! You're basically the ooonly person I wanna talk to anymore and it's been soooo long! Yeah, but aren't you, like, friends with Lollipop or something now? I share a MUTUAL friend with her, thank you, and I don't even LIKE that friend at the moment but could you NOT talk about my team right now? Well sor-ry, but I feel like I HAVE to! You NEED to start caring what they think of you. You're a team! That's not helping! I can't heeeear youuuuu! Someday you'll thank me! Sorry about that, Spongy! How bout we play some table tennis? I'd rather play ping-pong. So she doesn't even want to talk to us! Look, Lollipop! She's the one who won't talk to ME! You exhaust me. [loud straw slurping] Oh hey guys! ♫ Why hello, Saw! Good to have you back. You!!! Care to t- - explain why you left us behind?! Oh Book, I've been on a Scent Cleanse. Scent Cleanse You know... pushin' the good smells in, so you b- the... the bad smells go out! It's been working really well! All the words I say are my own choice now! I told Lollipop and Taco I was gone... I thought they would tell the rest of you! Well, Taco's being shunned right now, and Lollipop just likes to know more than everyone else. So... yeah. Also, hey, Saw! Hi G8Y!!! Uh... you okay? I feel GR8!!!!!!!!! Lollipop: Are you absolutely positive those fumes are out of your system? Uhm, yea! All my number-yelling urges are completely S8ED!!!! What.! Why are you guys all looking at me like that? So this is how you distract from the fact that you ABANDONED US?! I-I didn't abandon you, I... I just came back L8!!!!! None of the rest of you are outraged?! She has a perfectly good explanation! What's your problem?! I could go on and on about the things YOU overreact to. Okay. We will NOT stand for this anymore. Wha? Book: We were neglected and mocked by our old team, but you all turned out to be no different! Um... And I think I speak for both of us when I say we want to see some change. Right, Ice Cube? Let me think for myself! Huh?! Icy, the whole time, I thought we were on the same page! I didn't know you didn't agree with me! Well, yeah, I don't agree! And I'm gonna do what I want instead of what you want! Well, what DO you want? I... I uhh I'm gonna switch teams!!! [all gasp] Can she even just do that? She CAN'T just do that. I hate to break it to you, but it's not BFDIA anymore. Coiny: OH MY GOSH I KNOW THAT!!! Gaty: YOU GOT SOMETHIN' YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT THERE COINY? Coiny: NO!!! Why do people keep distracting me today? A- as I was saying, Ice Cube! Ice Cube!!? ♪ dadadadada ♪ ♪ cake cake cake cake cake cake ♪ ♪ at stake! ♪ Four: Here we are! Four: The second failure of good ol' Team Ice Cube! Four: But Ice Cube! What are you doing here? Four: You're on another team! Ohh! Heyyy! ...Icy..! Gelatin: Aha I know our team name is confusing, but uhh Gelatin: YOUR team is THAT way! Go on now! (whispering) What do I do? X: It wouldn't hurt to let her watch, right? Fiiiiiiine. But first! Four: We have a large crowd watching us today! Viewers! Your character could appear too! Follow the link in the description! If enough of you recommend a character, there will be a chance for one of YOUR characters to join the show! Also, Today's safe contestants will be getting souped! While the most voted of you will get zooped! Barf Bag! You're safe! AaaAAAAAAAAAAAA! Four: Spongy and Gelatin? Also safe! ouw Wait wait! , could you cool down the soup before you continue? Fiiiiiiine! AAAAAaaaaaaaiiiii... Ewwwuh! Gross! It still made me soggy... Four: Donut and Bomby are both safe! Ah! Seriously? I JUST got him that banana. Naily is the last one safe! Yeah!!! I naaaii...ver expected THIS outcome! And Firey Jr is eliminated! With exactly 10,000 votes! [fanfare] Ten thousand is also ten to the fourth! Are... are you all mocking me?! Well no, but— You kinda deserve it... You weren't much of an... asset to us, so... maybe this is like your first small victory? Yeah. There's no one quite like you, but... you know, maybe that's for the best. I can't believe this! You know what? I never liked any of you! Who cares about Team Ice Cube anyway? You guys are all pieces of GAARBAAAAGE!! Good riddance, am I right? Well, I wouldn't go THAT far, but ...yeah... Yellow Face: Want a scrumptious dining experience, but never have the cutlery on hand? Then buy our recently patented FORK ATTRACTANT! It'll coat you with the most magnificent— Yellow Face! We don't have time for that blabber! I can't talk about my ad? Yellow Face has an ad?! I wish nothing more in this world than to watch this wonderful ad!!! Oh heavenly commercial, would you please bless me with your exquisite viewing experience? My body compels me to pleasure my eyeballs with the euphoria of Yellow Face's ad! All of you just quit it! We don't have time for this! And you! Not only are you NOT on our team, aren't you also trying to sell... the exact OPPOSITE product as Yellow Face? Clearly, you... don't understand market forces. Fries, Lolly may be a tad rude, but why are you getting your potatoes in a bunch? What's the urgency? The urgency is that Four and X are going to announce the next contest right now! I... don't see what you're talking about— No, Fries is right! Eraser: When they have that blank look on their face it means they're gonna say something! Oh. Really? Yeah! But it always starts with X floating mysteriously into the air! Eraser: That's right! Always the mysterious floating. Fries: Any second now. Eraser: When's it gonna happen? Fries: ANY second now. Are you guys sure about this? Eraser: Yeah, any second now. Fries: AAANY second now. Eraser: Come on come on! X is hurtling toward earth's center at 2763 miles an hour. Oh nooooooooo. Oh, and the contest is for us to bring X back to you? Pillow: Gosh, that's predictable. [echoey screech] Four, I hope you don't swallow! Gulp! Eh? [disappointed fart sound] Pillow is incorrect! X may be plummeting to the depths of the underworld, but... X is just looking for his treasure! I can't let that happen because I must be X's only treasure! So if you find X's treasure before X does, your team is safe. Go! [thick accent] Four. Can you recover Balloony? Four: Sure! Four, can you recover bottle? Four: Sure! Recover bubble! Four: Sure! Four, can you um, recover our (possibly) dead teammate? Four: Sure if you can tell me who it is! Uh Come on, Eggy! It's challenge time! Let's go! How are we gonna figure out what X's treasure is, if we can't read X's mind? What makes you think we CAN'T read X's mind? No way! Is that what I think it is?! Yup! I built an MMR. MMR? I love measles, mumps, and rubella! Well I HATE them. Fanny! What are you doing here? You're on the other team! AAaaAAaAAAAeAeaeaAaeaAEEAaeaaEAeAeEAeaAaeeaeaEAiaeAEaeiaeiaE IAEiaeieAiaeeiiaiAEeiEaiaaa eughh! Whoa! Fanny! You're back! And you're back in one piece! Not mentally! Golf Ball, I don't understand all your mumbo jumbo; what IS an MMR? Mutual Mind Reader. Golf Ball: If you point it at someone, it tells you exactly what they're thinking! Look! [thick accent] Cloudy: [I wanna collect X's treasure] Saw: [I don't H8 this CR8'S TR8S! I R8 it a' ST8 8 out of 8!!!!] Bell: [I'm glad the top of my string is connected to a giant—] Woah hoao!!! That's so overpowered though! But there's a catch! It's mutual. So they get to read one of your thoughts too! [thick accent] What's this? I'm Golf Ball the square root of 49 is 7? Huh? I hope nobody finds out about my square root obsessions? What the... now I need to send some people to my incinerator? Okay! Golf Ball: So let's get Tennis Ball to read X's mind, so we can determine what and where the treasure is! Okay GB, I'll do what you say... Now remember TB, X can read your mind! X is our host so don't disrespect him! Don't think X is dumb! Don't think X is whiny! GB: Don't think X is weak! Don't think X is horrible! TB: That's kinda hard when you're saying that out loud! Don't think X is stupid! Tennis Ball: [X is stupid.] Got it! X's treasure are various emeralds underground. Some of which are buried at the coordinates 133, -82, -7.63. Great work, TB! Now we MUST keep this secret, so we haf an advantage OVER the OTHER teams. X's treasures are various emeralds underground? Some of which are buried at coordinates 133, -82, -7.63? Wow!!! [disappointed fart sound] hh HUH!? What? Huh? W? Uh! Uh, huh? I heard Grassy shout, what does... what does he need? Heeyyyy Golf Ball, so um, can you tell me our team's plan, uh, for th- for the challenge? Absolutely not, Basketball. Why not? You're not high enough on the managerial hierarchy to be trusted. Hmm. Hey Tennis Ball, can you ask GB what's our plan? What's our plan? Dig over there! Digover there. Alright, thanks. You know Grassy, I'm not sure why Golf Ball distrusts me all of a sudden, but it's not fair! I'm Grassy!!! To be FAIR!, you WERE the~ impostor who turnedOUT to be Puffball! LAST episode! B'that's not MY fault! Okay alliance, we heard Grassy's orders! Yes we did! You realize the alliance is only you and Bubble now, don't you? Well, Ice Cube is in our alliance too, right? But she's on... a different team, so... I guess she can't help us out, even if she's on our alliance. Hmm, now I'm on YOUR team! You all know she can't do that, right? Shh! Let her believe what she wants! Homp! Ruby! Digging with shovels is faster than with teeth! Good point. Ruby: Dig, big boy! Don't call me big boy! Ruby: Sure thing, big baby! Ruby: Let's get to work!~ That's a big no-can-do from me. I hate digging!! Ruby: But don't you also hate hating digging? Oh. Well, I uhh yea I guess it is my job to do that. Ruby: Good. Now dig. Thunder! Would YOU like to dig? Um, are you talking to me? 'cause I'm LIGHTNING. Thunder, Lightning, same thing! It's really not! That would be like if I called YOU 'Shatter Sound'. Didn't need the death threat, but if you didn't want to dig, you could've just said so. Nonono, I really wanna dig! Let me show you! Yaaaaay! Fanny: I hate that X's emeralds are down this hole! Did I just hear that X's emeralds are down this hole? C'mon Team Icy! Follow meeeeee! Well, I guess since we're just a team of FOLLOWERS, we should go in too! Loser's spirit is commanding ME to go in as well! Hold it, Cake! I have a deep spiritual connection with Loser-as-well, but HE'S telling ME, Eggy: that if we just dive into that same hole as everyone else, Eggy: we're merely followers. Eggy: Obeyers! Failures! But we're not that. We're LOSERS. Yeah? Well, MY spiritual connection with Loser is STRONGER! And HE's telling ME to jump right in!!! You think you're so good, Cake? Well MY connection with Loser so strong, that when I crack, I BLEED Loser's color. And he's telling me, that we have to go our OWN route, because Loser stands for independence, perseverance, and dignity! I could really go for some chicken nuggets right now... MY spiritual— Whoa! Why are you guys yelling so much? Yeah! What is wrong... with this throng? Shouting strong... for too long. ...Okay? Death P.A.C.T.ers! Where do we think the emeralds would be? No clue. I heard rumors that the emeralds are lodged in the spikes of Evil Canyon, so let's go there! [all whoa] I'm SO disappointed in all of you! Haven't you forgotten, our team, is about, preventing death, you know, not only were you venturing toward the Evil Canyon's spikes, which would KILL you, you also didn't pay attention when one of our own team members just DIED. Ohh, you mean Pillow? Hmmmmmmmmm. Black Hole: (gasp) I am appalled. Okay. According to my GPS, we are directly above the coordinates! Robot Flower! YOU must get along with broken machines! What's that supposed to mean?! Go get my broken rocket! Everyone get in!!! GB, are you out of your mind?! Why would we go to space? There's no emeralds there! Besides! This thing's broken! Shut up, Blocky! And start rotating the satellite dish! Uh okay. Golf Ball: Ha hah! Emeralds here we come! iancians? I hear screaming above us! Ueh... you're probably having a sudden nightmare. I get them too when I'm around Flower— Hold up! I hear it too! Oh noio guys! I think the other teams chased us down this hole and I don't wanna have to forgive them for that! They're gonna fall on us and I HATE being landed on! They're falling so fast! We'll all die on impact! Heh heh... good thing I have my seecret weeapon. 9 Mohs hardness scale point activate!!! lllllaaaaaaaaaAaAAAaaAa Well isn't my life just great. AAaAaAAAAaaaAAaaAAAaAAaaah Ruby! Don't ever make that pose ever again! Sorry. But isn't it easier for us to just... dig sideways? Oh! [screams approaching] [all yay] Hnnggggg!!! Oh man! Bubble's still under that rubble? Oi am, but I can't hold them up for much longer! I'm gonna pop! And holy aphid! Flower: There's another team about to land on her! Hmmmmm! Guys, I have a plan. Follow me! Now everyone? I need you to BLOW that way as hard as you can! I hate blowing! Blow as hard as you can! [all scream] [all yay] We saved you, Bubble! You sure did! Woahaoh! What. Big fluffing deal, it's not the first time I've killed her anyway. Remember the finale? Whatever! You five get down here and let's keep digging! Seriously? You don't ev- none of you even care that Pillow was just killed? Wait. Why are we waving our arms? Ehehehe, I'm just doing it because everyone else is! No!!! We should be CARING about Pillow's death! Exactly, Pie. This doesn't make sense. If arm-waving truly means you don't care, why did I start doing that? Well, I'm glad you finally woke up! Pen! You were arm waving too! Remote? Hey! Remote? Everyone else stopped arm-waving. Huh. Remote's not responding. Okay, but if Pillow's been killed, shouldn't we go recover her? Good plan, let's go ask Four. Foour recover Pillow. nnNo. Why not. She's not dead. But Four, you ATE her! Correct! So she's been digested, I assume? Nope! Aaah, trunk this! Team, we need to go investigate Four's mouth. But... how do you open this thing? It, it won't... budge! Tree, step aside. Five! Nyes? Is. Yes? Greater than four! [Four screeching] Pen: Team! Let's go! Let's go! Huap! Gaty: Hey, guys! Gaty: Hello? Gaty: Look, I know SOME of us don't get along, but can we at LEAST come together to figure out where the treasure is? By SOME of us, surely you mean... Taco, right? Since she's all the way over there? Book: Not even standing with her team right now? Book: She doesn't even think to do the same? Gaty: Book, we need to talk, okay? Book: She doesn't even have the common decency th... Gaty: Come over here. Just, just follow me, okay? Come over here. Looks like it's time to get this book's cover... judged. You know? I've always H8ED that expression... Arright, Book, what is the MATTER with you lately? Oh... what's the matter with me? Why don't you a— Yes!!! What is the matter with YOU? You've gone from being one of my most clear-headed friends, to this irrational, aggressive, hotheaded... Gaty: I... I don't recognize you anymore! Okay? ...Me and Ice Cube joined this team because we were tired of being mistreated. Yet here we are again getting abandoned! And who knows what else! Oh Book, have you not been paying attention? The rest of us already realized we were being irrational about Taco... Book: (gasp) Gaty: ...abandoning us. How dare! You utter that traitor's name! Gaty: Taco. Book: ngah!! Gaty: Taco. Book: Huah!! Gaty: Taco. Book: Hnn! Gaty: Taco. Book: Nhh! Gaty: Taco Taco Taco. Book: Hwy hnn hng! See, this is what I mean about you being irrational. Gaty: Even if we WERE in a crisis, Gaty: the proper response is NOT to villify our allies. Allies?! She's in no way an ally! Arright Book, say whatever you want. But if you REALLY think you're in the right here, Gaty: If you REALLY think your yelling is somehow protecting this team... Gaty: ...and Ice Cube... ...then I have to ask you this: What were the first words you remember saying? I'm a dictionary, and you'd... better believe it? Exactly. Maybe it's about time you look into yourself and, see what your own definition is. Gaty: 'Think it may've changed. Just 'cause I'm a dictionary doesn't mean you can use me to— Gaty: Kay! Whatever... Book: Hey! Get back here! Gaty: aaaa ...Look myself up in me? I... I haven't done that in years... Hhhhhhhh. Maybe I am doing something wrong. [thick accent] Let's get out of here! Uh. Uh, Cloudy, I forgot to bring shovels. [thick accent] Wuh?! Didn't I recommend you start collecting them last week?! Well, um, I'm an airhead? Couldn't agree more... wuh wuh What's that, Woody? wuh wuh! Did you say salt and vinegar?? Let's DO this!!! INDUCE THE NAUSEA! INDUCE THE NAUSEA! INDUCE THE NAUSEA! INDUCE THE NAUSEA! INDUCE THE NAUSEA! INDUCE THE NAUSEA! INDUCE THE NAUSEA! Bl (gasp!) Bleh! Woohoo! Tongue it, my boyonoceros! waa [thick accent] No more tongueing! Let's jump in! Whoa... What IS this place? [gasp] ♪ intro ♪ Gelatin: Oh... my... GOSH! It's an inverted planet!!! Excuse yourself Gelatin, I believe the correct term is "Buried Forest, Deciduously Insulated". Donut: I've heard stories about these... but I never knew we lived so close to one! I bet ya can't catch me, Naily! I bet I can! Hee hoo! Aha! There's only one way off THIS tree! Looks like you're... NAILED! Catch me! Here I come! You can't catch me! Cannonball!!!... Gelatin, PLEASE don't use my barf to cush... Naily: cowABUNGA!!!! Barf Bag: Ouch! Naily, that REALLY hurt, and... Oh my S.A.P. I'm leaking! Are you gonna be okay? I mean, I dunno! I'm pretty sure I ALWAYS need liquid in me, or I'll... ...uhh..... You'll what?! nhnh ...feel... .....woooozyyy..... Oh no. [Gelatin and Naily frolicking offscreen] Hey could you two please stop running around? Nah. Huhhh!!!... Gelatin: Hey! I found something! I'm mad you killed Bubble, Flower! How can you talk?! You were about to IMPALE two whole teams! True. But, Bubble's life is special, and you know what you get for popping her? You instantly lose Flower Power. Please don't say that again. hHey, are we just digging in random directions? Pretty much. Shouldn't we dig towards the coordinates we heard from Grassy? You mean, 133, -82, -7.63? Hold on! That location isn't THAT way, it's THAT way! Oh really? Change of plans then! Wow Flowey! You really know your way around here! Yeah, it's one of the perks of being a plant. Gotta have a sense of direction to point our leaves to the sun, you know? You don't have leaves! Heh! I'm so glad your vomit got us out of that dungeon! It's just smooth sailing from here! I wouldn't be so sure about that, Nickel! Rocky's vomit isn't eroding as fast as we're FALLING!!! Whaddaya mean? [sound of acid stopping] [acid] [thick accent] If any one of us touches the acid, [thick accent] we'll disintegrate! I don't know why you're freaking out, Cloudy. [thick accent] Why not? Can't you fly? Your bandages are gone, remember? [thick accent] Oh. Right! [annoyed] Everybody, grab onto Cloudy! Yaaay! Hey Yellow Boy! You advertise for a massive department store, right? YUP! Does it sell emeralds? Yellow Face: No, but... We have these cheap, plastic, green toys! Great! Let's— Woah, hold it! I'm not sure Four would like to be cheated like that, ya know? Marker: But over a year ago, Marker: Four said that you don't need frills to make a feast for the eyes, so that means he's okay with trash. Oh. You're right. Let's turn them in then. Four: Nice emeralds. I love a team that commits FORGERY. [all scream] ...commits FOR GERYYeeam island! You really committed to winning Battle for Dream Island. Um... Four, does this mean... It means you completed the contest first! You win. Yaaay! Wugh! I'm getting super nauseous... hh ...you guys too? No!!! You're just a weakling. Wait! I've felt this feeling before! ...we are— Oh my god it's a monster!!! [all scream] Hmm. Bossy Bot Golf Ball must be right overhead. You're kidding me! Bozo Brain hntddt... Golf Ball is up there? Seems like it. WE MUST TURN AROUND. Agreed. I HATE Bossy Bot Golf Ball. But why do we hate Golf Ball so much? ...And, why do we have so many nicknames for her? Don't ask. [bonk] Haah! That bonk noise means we've hit the emerald! Then let's GO return. It too. Four. Good plan. Everybody! Wall jump! Hahohahuphophohap (x7) Hey Four! Here's your emerald!~ Hey. Four. Here's your emerald. ue'! Wowowowowowow! A Better Name Than That, you're safe! Whoa! I'm glad that went sooo smoothly. nNever mind! Gulmp! UUUUuuuuᵤᵤᵤᵤ? What just happened? Can someone bring me in the loop? Oh hey thanks for the emerald. Me and my four teammates with arms were trying to grab one. [echoed] Four: Death P.A.C.T.ers, [echoed] Four: You have found an emerald, so you are safe. Hey! But they just took OUR emerald! They can't do that! Yeah that's cheating! Grassy thinks it's no big deal. Well Golf Ball thinks it's a big deal! Four! Want to hear a joke? Not really. Three. Ha! Hahha! Ha ha ha*cough* Golf Ball: There we go! Got it back! Okay I patched her up! Lemme listen. Well, Barf Bag's definitely unconscious now, Donut: but she's not dead! Yet. Donut, I told you I found something! Donut: Could it really be more important than your teammate's life? Well, maybe! It's a hot spring! An awesome place to chill, and, hey! We could also use it to refill Barf Bag! Oh wow, you're right! Donut: Bomby! You're the strongest one of us! Go fill her up! Barf Bag: Huh? Wwwwhere am I? Oh my bakery you're back, Barf Bag! Yup! Thanks for caring for me!~ I feel GREAT now!!! That's awesome! I feel REEEEALLY great!' Donut: Yah. I bet you do. No, you don't understand. I... feel... AMAAAAZING. Donut: Okay that's enough. Well. I think THIS calls for a celebration. Let's have fun in the pool! Agreed! CANNONBAAAALLLLLL! You mean... cannonSPIKE. Spongy: Huhu, I wanna cannonball too! Hup! Ahaha. Hah... hah... ...looks like you're having fun, Spongy! I feel so super fantastic!!! We've already heard that before, Barfy. I— Wait, hold on. I feel good because the water inside me is warm. Oh? Yup. This water is warm. Like, rreeeeally warm. Yeah! And it's super soothing! Barfie, what's your point? Donut, lakes don't get this hot without a reason! w We could be near a Firey Recovery Center maybe? Or... something worse? Like what? Time for cannoball number three! Uhuhuhuhuhu! Time for cannonball number four! I mean... we could be next to... a volcano! Hah, imagine that. Lol. You're joking, right? Tchyeah, of course! [all scream] No, of course NOT. Run!!! Up there! There's the hole we entered from! It's that high up?! Bomby, that ain't a problem. Huhh! See? I nailed that jump. Hoop! Unh! It's too steep! Oh. Well, Spongy's body has a lot of friction! Huh? Spongy. Run as high as you can, and flop onto the grass! Okay. Yaaay! Now Bomby, go run up that sponge! Easy!!! Woohoo! Okay Spongy, time to pull you up! [all struggling] Gosh, this is kinda difficult. Um, guys? It's getting really hot... That's enough! I'm not letting Spongy get used as a disposable tool once again! Huugh! Urwrlrlrwlrrrwwrlwrlwrrr.... hnhn! hh I always liked deep fried donuts! Gelatin, that's a little insensitive of you! Dark humor is the way some people cope with tragedy. There's no time for this we gotta run!!! Whoa, sunlight! That's right! The only escape from this cave system is overhead! But nobody here can fly... I can! I've got my private jet. Oh. Cool. Can we jump on? Uhhhhh sorry... this jet only has one seat. But isn't one Spongy seat enough for all four of us smaller ones? No. One seat is one seat. And, uhhh... this is what you get for not remembering me last episode. Oh that sucks, I was hoping we'd made up for that. The lava just entered this tunnel! We need to come up with a new plan. Fast! I will ignite myself! No Bomby!!! Now jump on top of me!!! Oh my S.A.P. Bomby... Uhhh... if you say so! Uh, guys? There isn't enough room up here. AAA [Gelatin and Barf Bag scream] —AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA [thick accent] We're going to make it outta here! ...AAAA you're gonna nail it AAAA... How did Naily end up in OUR tunnel? That makes no sense! It probably means nothing. But, i... is it just me, or... is it getting kinda hot in here? Oh no Cloudy, turn around, TURN AROUND! WAAAAAAA! Oh no, I forgot about the acid floor! I don't wanna be disintegrated! Cloudy, you gotta turn around! Oh no, I forgot about the lava ceiling! I don't wanna be scorched! Cloudy, you gotta turn around! [thick accent] Guys, we're trapped! [thick accent] The only way out of here is to get Rocky to barf more acid! But his stomach's empty! Well, heh, not if he gets a refill! Oh? Did I just hear you volunteer yourself to get eaten? What?! No!!! Alright Rocky, you heard 'im! Go chomp that Nickel! AAAAAaaaa... Bulleh! Yaaay! Ow! Hold on, what IS this? [Gelatin and Barf Bag screaming] Holy moly! We made it out alive, Gelly! Aw yeah! Thanks for the ride, SPONGY. I told you! There's only one seat!' Oh. My. Collagen! Gelatin: There's an emerald right next to Four! Gelatin: Let's go get it! Barf Bag: Yeah! Here! Impressive! You found an emerald before X did! Team Ice Cube is safe! What?! It happened again? Wait! Does that mean I can do the same thing? Here? Amazing! I'm blown away! Four: The Losers are safe! Unbelievable! Four: With 5 teams safe, it's down to Beep, [8 names said at once], and iance to get those last two emeralds! Um, guys? The lava level's still rising. Is this concerning? I think this is concerning. Did we seriously just pass up on an emerald just because Golf Ball was there? Yeah, but... don't sweat it. We might run into ANOTHER emerald! I doubt it. See? Like, there's one! Oh my cloud. [all scream] I need you guys to blow really hard again! [blowing really hard again] [all scream] We're almost at the surface, guys! If we keep digging up, we might be able to escape! I can sense it! I can feel it! I can smell the crisp autumn air— WHOA. Oh great. Ya feel that, SB? Yeah. I feel it alright. Golf Ball's overhead! We gotta turn around. We just have to. Hm. Is it me, or is it getting warm around here? Oh geez Golf Ball, I uhm um well um yknow uh I mean, I mean I think— No seriously. The temperature is ten standard deviations above normal! ...And all the grass around me just died. Well, you ARE pretty stinky, Golf Ball. You can't blame the grass for not wanting to put up with that. Yeah!!! Wait. I know the explanation! GB: A leaked lava chamber must be chasing an underground team. GB: They nearly broke the surface, GB: which brought the lava close enough to the grass to hear it to death. But this team clearly values avoiding me more than their own safety. That's highly unlikely. But there's more! GB: If I want this pathetic team to stay underground, GB: lose, and be put up for elimination, I must prevent them from ever breaking the surface again! Aha! The grass over there is starting to die! Not so fast, you dimwits! Dangit We'll have to try somewhere else. Where's next... where's next! You wanna make your next move there, you say? Well what if I say no!!! Ohhhh. So THIS is Golf Ball's idea of fun. [sigh] Yep. I think we're at the bottom of the world. Well I sure hope not, because then we can't escape the lava! Come on little one, help me dig! Alright, well if not little one, why not you, Woody? You have arms! Weeh wuhh. Hahah! Ha hah! Stopped you there! Golf Ball I think it's time to stop. You've done this 2763 times. Yes, and each of these 2763 dead patches of grass is a beauty! Just look at them all! Wait. Maybe they're trying to communicate with me. Yeah they're telling you to stop. Hm. They raise a very convincing argument. But it's not enough! I'll continue! Oh what a pain! Tell me about it. Guys! I can't belileve you're not helping me dig! The lava's only a few feet away! It's because it's a lost cause, Balloony. Now hold on, you're a nail! You should have a MUCH better chance at breaking through. [alarm sounds] [distant alarm sounds] Huh? There's an intruder sneaking into my underground factory! I need to go investigate! Four deserves THIS treasure! Here. You guys were pretty slow.. But that's okay. iance is safe. Our final two are [8 names said at once] and Beep! [smack] Ow! Huh? Book. What do you want? Okay, forget it. I was going to ask you about something, but clearly, you just want to brush me aside, like when you went to attend Match's dance party. Book: Wait wait wait it's different now! Is it? Book: Yeah. I don't wanna associate with Match... with FreeSmart ever again! I just wanna keep Ice Cube safe from that sort of behaviorr. How's that going? www... Well, And don't think I don't know who you were about to talk to. What's your problem with her anyway? What I saw last episode was NOT how a functional team acts. She keeps... abandoning— well, that's what I WAS on about, but that's not what I was gonna do just now! Then what WERE you doing? Well, maybe it's obvious, but that turmoil you saw in our team back then... was all because of me. This whole time, I thought I was creating the safe, healthy environment I always wanted... by standing up against Taco after she hurt us. But in the end, it only made the team worse for everyone in it. ...And now Ice Cube doesn't even WANT to be in it! So, the reason I'm here is, to try to ACTUALLY make things right! I just... don't know where to start. I actually know how you feel. It's hard to patch things up after you've hurt people, even once you learn that you should try! But in a situation like this, I think it's best to think about what THEY want, Pin: instead of what YOU want. Pin: Instead of trying to make them happy with YOU, Pin: you should just try to make them happy. Pin: I-is there anything your teammates want that you weren't letting them have? ...Freedom? Barf Bag: TAKE COVER EVERYBODY!!! iance! GET UP! Oh gag, now it's coming out of TWO holes! [all scream] Oh no!!! Lava shower! Book: Gotta protect Ice Cube... Book: ... AND TACO! Wait... what?! Gotta protect [8 names said at once] with my fork repellent! It's multipurpose! Losers! Follow us to safety! Losers? Where are— Oh my mint. How is there so much lava already?! Everyone's probably dead! Can't dwell on that. Gotta keep going! Haha! Not everyone's dead! [continued alarm sounds] Oh, I don't know what those sirens are for, but it doesn't matter, because the lava will kill us!!! UAAAAAAAOOO [thick accent] Hah haha! That's why it's nice to be short for once! [thick accent] Right, Rocky? Mm-hm! [thick accent] Woody though! [thick accent] You're medium height! [thick accent] Whoa! [thick accent] That's lucky, now he's the shortest of all of us! Enough comparing heights, now that I'm over half way through, let's actually try to break this wall. [banging] Who could these barbaric trespassers be? Hmm... [thick accent] AAAAAAA HMM... HMMMM!!! HmmMmMmMm Waagh!!! The lava will start flooding the floor! Head for the stairs! Also... I'm... sorry for stabbing you seven years ago. I didn't mean it. Uh, nhmm! Woah! Woody! Naily! You're alive? Yeah? That's awesome! But, why are you running down the stairs so fast? Lava's chasing us from above! Why are you running UP the stairs so fast? Because lava's chasing us from below!!! Oh shoot, um, Wuh wu-uh! Whoa! Deprecated garbage chute! We could try it, but it's all boarded up... No big deal, I LOVE breaking things! Toss me over! Coiny: Wheee! Grink! Gonk! Hng! Nn! I got it off guys! Wait, AAAAA! AAAAAAogrglgblbrgrblb... Whoa. Rest in peace, Coiny. That slot is too narrow! There's no way I could fit through! Me neither. But Woody, if you flip on your side, I think YOU could make it. Wuooh waa! Yeah Woody, looks like it's the end of the line for us. But YOU gotta keep go— We believe in you, Woody! I bet you'll find PARADISE at the end of the garbage chute! Wuh wWAAH! Wuh. I wish we could go with you too. But we just won't fit! I know you can do this. Sorry Woody, but the lava's getting close. There's no time left! We gotta throw you. Remember us, okay? [screaming] Wuh, Woboty? mMMMmMm, MMM! uUh! Yaaay! Beep found the last emerald! So [8 names said at once] is up for elimination! Spongy: Get off my plane! No. Lollipop: Oh no, my dear teammates. Lollipop: It appears THIS repellent can has run dry. [all scream] Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets under who deserves to be eliminated! Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show! Hey Four! What! If all the emeralds were barely underground or inside your eyeball, then why is X still hurtling to the center of the earth? What a silly question. Why AM I doing this? You know, Flower, there isn't enough room up here... Hmmmm. You're right! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I just don't get it! It's like she SUDDENLY knows what she did wrong! What am I supposed to think about that? What would I even SAY to her? Uh I think you should be her friend. I, for one, appreciate the power of friendship and— Mind your own business! Woah! Leafy! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA *snatch!* *gasp* Can't ignore me now, can you, Firey? ♪ intro ♪ What do you have to say for yourself, huh? ...I have no idea what you're talking about. I KNOW you still know me, dum-dum! Otherwise, why would you have recovered me, all that time ago— Uuuuuum, here, stranger, why don't I carry you to safety? Will you hush up about me still knowing you? Why? Why're you lying? Why don't you n- want people to know that? It HAS to be a secret! Don't you know? Nobody likes you anymore. So if people know I'm your friend, they'll hate me too! So, does that mean we aren't friends anymore? Of COURSE we're still friends. I... just thought this would make sense to you. wwwwWhy you gotta be acting so clueless?! What?! The Firey I knew wasn't like this. The Firey I knew was a lot more considerate. And I'd really appreciate it if you stopped acting this way! Guh! yyyYou expect so much from people! uu- This is why no one likes you! Huh!! Well if that's how you wanna be, go ahead! Let's never talk again! Fine! Firey: Hmph! Leafy: Hmph! ♪ dadadadadada cake cake cake cake cake cake... ♪ *becomes muffled* *sound of can running out* *all scream* Seriously? Are you ALL going to scream like that EVERY time I start a new can? uUh, this is really bad! How are we gonna get out of this hole so we can do Cake at Stake? Well if we never come out, none of us will be eliminated, right? *nervous giggle* That would be pretty cool, right? Well, isn't that kinda unfair to the other teams? FOUR'S GONNA ELIMINATE ME! I DON'T WANNA BE ELIMINATED!!! *crying whining* *splash* There, there... Excuse me, but Dora is lavaproof, is she not? We could send her out there to speak with Four, and have them get us out of this predicament. Well, Dora's not the best at COMMUNIC8ING though... I don't think Four would understand her. Actually— Well, Saw, you're made of metal. Go swim up there yourself. B but but my new handle! I just got this pretty thing! I don't wanna lose it... DaaaaaaaOM! Oh, th-thanks! Four! Uh, my my my team, they they're stuck under uh a hole and there's... in a hole... under the lava... and you gotta save them!!! Dadadadadada! Okie dokie! Oh hey it's Taco! Gaty: Oh my plank Taco you're back? Lollipop: Nice fish. Taco, we missed you so much! Ow. *sizzling* Gaty: O-okay no but really, we're really sorry for hoew we treated you back there, with the- with the jawbreaker thing... Waiwawawawait. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... *groan* We're missing Book. Ugh. Hey Four, can you bring back Book? Gulp! Sure thing! *inhale* Four: Places, everyone! Taco: mmm! Four: It's Cake at Stake time! Taco: mmMMM!! Four: Well well well, look who actually lost. Four: If you're safe, you get a happy thought! Four: If you got the most votes, GOOD LUCK EVER THINKING HAPPILY AGAIN. Four: Ice Cube is the first one happy! AAAAAAAA! Revenge!!! Hawwh!!! She's so happy! Four: Teardrop is the next one safe! Enjoy! Hey! You can't do that! AAAAA! Four: Saw! You got yourself a happy thought as well! *pleasant meadow noises* *inhale* *relaxed exhale* This... ...is great. Four: Taco's safe too! You'll like this one! Haaaaaah! Wait, that's not really HAPPY, Four! I don't even know HOW to feel about that yet! Well maybe you should get over it! :) *angry, surprised scoff* Four: Gaty is safe as well! Four: Gaty is safe as well! Four: Gaty is safe as well! Four: Gaty is safe as well! Four: Gaty is safe as well! Four: Gaty is safe as well! Four: Gaty is safe as well! Four: Gaty is safe as well! Four: Gaty is safe as well! Four: Gaty is safe as well! Four: Book also gets to think positive today! Book: But if you look Dictionary up in me, Book: it says 'the one who will win Dream Island.'! Oh. Really? I guess that settles it then. *happy, free music* I LIKE this show! Lollipop. Dora. One of you will be going away feeling empty inside. Oh, I sure hope YOU'RE safe, Lollipop! Mm-hmm. Four: And the last one safe is... Four: Lollipop! Four: Here's something to think about! I, bagel brain- bagel brain- bagel brain- Hahaheeheehee, haha, hehehehe, Hahaha, Stop being so dramatic! Dadadadadadadadadadddadadddadaaddadaaaaaaaa- *Pen, Bottle, and Remote laughing* Four: Gwermp! Pen, Bottle, Remote: AAAAA! Pen, Bottle, Remote: Again! Again again again! Again again! Okay. Pen: Hup! Bottle: Hup! Remote: Hup! *more giggling* NrrrrlrlrnrnaaAAAan! RRRRR! Don't you think this is a waste of time? We found a way to Four's mouth. We could be leaving already! I mean, we already found Pillow. I'd say we can just take our time. When's the last time you saw Remote this happy, anyway? This is good for her. Tree: Well, excuse me for wanting to be outside in the sun, instead of this disgusting field of Four-shaped growths. Gaty, isn't it a shame we can't study Dora anymore? Wooow! I really don't feel like talking to you right now! Today's contest is to— *gulp* Today's contest is to— Four, everyone left alive is uhv... like really far away and... all over the place. They won't be able to hear you, with your indoor voice. NNNN! Today's contest is to MAKE YOUR WAY TO ME! *echoes* Oh, yeah!!! All of your alive teammembers must make it here. Dying is not allowed. The last team to get up here will be up for elimination! Go. Wow!! [8 names said at once] is safe! Great job! Leafy! Please, get down! We gotta do the contest! Nope! If we lose, you're probably gonna get eliminated for being so cruel to me. Why even try to win? Come ON! Stop being so difficult! No thank you! Firey: If you would just please just listen to me and get down here, that would be so much easier for everyone. Please. Just do it. If you just— Leafy: Why're you trying to get me down here anyway? Yeah, don't even try doing that, Firey. You know that you're better than this. You know you don't have— SHUT UP!!! I've been able to hear you this WHOLE TIME and it's INFURIATING! Just do the challenge, Leafy! *snatch!* Aaa! Get your hands offa me! Go! Go! Phew! Stop shooting at me! No way! These cannonballs were on sale and I'm getting my money's worth! Woah wuh! Wooaaaooaooh. Waaaaooaaaaooaaaoouoaouoh! *panting* Hey! There's the rest of my team! Mmmmmmm... nice day we're having? AAAA! AAH! Foldy! Move! Hey!!! aaaAAaAAAaAaAAaaaaAAaAAAAAAAaaAAA *slow motion aaaa* Uh oh! Okay. Let's go! Yeah. mmmmBook can I talk to y— Four: GRR! NNN! That's it! Hrnmg! Woooooaaaaaaaaooo! Door?! Dooooooooooo AAAAAAAA! oor. Wuh! Yay! Death P.A.C.T. is safe! Why do I have to go to Four? How'm I ever gonna manage? Have you always been this pathetic, Flower? Blocky! Be more sensitive! Guys, how do we do this? Hmmh. Toh! Watch this! THIS is your idea? Now we're just stuck in a DIFFERENT spot. AAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaaa! AAAAaaAaAAAAaaAAaAaAAAaaaA! Let go! Let go! Blocky: Woah! Wooaoh! Woooaoaaoaooaaoaoah! Got 'im! AAAAAAA Woah! HuuaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa.... AAAAAAA. I'll catch you, Blocky! uhg un ghyrg horgly worg— Robot Flower!!! Get back on the tree quick!!! Uh oh... I do too have friends! Name one. Well, there's... Name ONE you've never gotten incredibly angry at. Th, that's not fair, then there isn't even any of them! Firey: Yeah? Well that's what is important, I mean, you gotta get along with the p— no! No no you can't— you can't say that— Leafy: If you can't have fair rules, you're kind of a liar! Kind of a liar, you know that, Firey? YOU'RE A LIAR! Free Food is safe! Can you recover my team now? Yeah! Flower: Well, if I'm gonna sit here for the rest of my days, I may as well get comfy! Hey, do you know if there's a TV that goes with this? Flower! Hit that button; it controls something that can help us! *toilet noises* Wait, we're not dead? *barfs* It must not have been hot enough to kill metal people like us! Well... it killed the everything else! Ngaaah! Awaaa aooaao Yeah!!! Beep. Is. Safe. AAAAAAA! *upsetting glitch sounds* Hey! What're you doing?!! Just hold still! I'm, I'm just figuring out how you work! B-b-BASKETBALL! AAAAAAAAAA A Better Name Than That is safe! Recover Basketball! ...And the rest of our team please! FIIIIIIX MEEEEEE Oh dear, what've you been like fried or something? I'll see what I can do. Needle, Spongy: Aren't we safe? NO Needle, Spongy: But why? Four: You're both missing someone! Coiny: I see X over there in the sky! Coiny: There's gotta be other people over there! Wwwwuh! I can't let them beat me! Beat you?! Flower, this isn't a race! Of course it's a race! That's the whole point of the challenge! Wait, this is a challenge? That changes everything! AAAA! *running* Come on, Naily! You can make it! The Losers are safe! Four: Only two teams left! Ung! Nooooo! Four: iance is safe! Four: So Team Ice Cube is up for elimination! I screwed up! And I'm not even a screw! Hey, Four? Could you recover my friend Eggy? Eggy!! It's so great to see you! Nice to see you too, Leafy. Are we friends? Uhh, y-yeah, I guess? Kind of a weird thing to ask someone, though... See? Wait, wghuh?! People can just... BE FRIENDS with Leafy? Even though she STOLE DREAM ISLAND? She WHAT?!?! Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets under who deserves to be eliminated. Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show. *Firey, Needle, and Eggy complaining about Leafy* Hey, Leafy— Okay! I'm done sulking for now! Wait, what? You can just decide that? It's become so routine lately that it's starting to bore me! Yeesh. Anyway, me and the rest of the living Losers were gonna ask Four to bring back our dead teammates. Wanna come? Y-you'd really let me do that? Four, could you bring our dead teammates back? Get ready for a surprise!!! All but Leafy: Ohhhh! Clock! W-what? Oh. We... kinda forgot— ...forGOT what it was like to be WITHOUT you! And really missed you! Well, what episode is it then, huh? Fifteen! Yeah, I can tell you REALLY missed me. Uh huh, yeah. This is just— this is just great. I feel so valued, and and I really feel missed, well, they can't hear me anymore, 'cause I've been walking for a while, so I GUESS I'M JUST TALKING TO MYSELF. Doh! Loser: "Dear diary," Loser: "Today I experienced a feeling I never imagined possible." Whoa, Loser, you might not want to read your diary out loud; we can hear you. But HE can't hear YOU. Oh! Well then, I HAVE always wanted to hear THIS celeb's juiciest secrets! Ooo, Pence-Pence, let me hear! Loser: "I felt myself combine with the factor of Four. Becoming a number revealed so much to me." Loser: "I learned what's really inside the speaker box." Loser: "It contains... it contains..." Loser: "Well, it's getting late. I'll tell you tomorrow, diary." Wait, hold up. When the FLOOF did LOSER combine with Four? Dunno. Loser: But Donut, - Donut?! - Donut? Loser: That was the last entry in your diary! Loser: Aw man, looks like I gotta find some new reading material. Hi, everyone! ♫ intro ♫ Oh my grip! Loser, I'm so happy you got eliminated because now we get to be buddies! Me too, Loser! I love you eight times more than I love Winner! I'm so happy we're all here together in the EXIT. Liy: Well, I'm not. - *gasp* - *gasp* - *gasp* How dare you!!! No, what I meant is, we should all be together out THERE! huh? Bracelety, what I'm trying to say is we should try to ESCAPE from the EXIT. We're strong enough! Liy is right. Whatever we set our minds to, we can accomplish! All: yay! What a brilliant- -idea, Liy! I'll collect the fridge, the traffic cone, the batteries, the flare gun, and the moldy english cream cake, to stack our way up to Four's mouth! What an oddly specific plan... But, GO FOR IT! ngowh! Basketball: Hey Four! Can you recover all the dead... u-um... uh, whoa! You're looking a little... pudgy? PUDGY?! YOU THINK THIS IS PUDGYYYYIIYEIIEIIEEEEEE???? Oh dear. - AAAAAAAAAAA! - EEEEEEYYYHHHH! Team Ice Cube-o! You lost last time! So the voters decided to vote one of you off! ♫ dadadadadada cake! cake! cake! cake! cake! cake! at stake! ♫ We got 39,850 votes. Four: Barf Bag and Bomby are safe, so they get specks of dust! So who's gonna leave? I hope it wasn't me! I know I let my team down... Naily! Be QUIET! mBut you're saafe toooo~ Ow. Ow. How's the stacking going? I dunno, man! I'm... whoops! Woah! Ya know, Stapy, maybe you're, like, just too, like, fat, like. Yeah. Matchy is right. Pencil: Oh! Loser! You're smaller! You climb! All: yay! Loser! Take these! Hunh! Hueh! Huuh! - Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw! - Go Loser! Go Loser! Go Loser! - Go Loser! Go Loser! Go Loser! Go Loser! Loser: I can see Four's mouth now! That's our escape! OMG! Soon I'm gonna get to escape, and see the outside world, and see Ice Cube! OMG! *hyperventilates* Woah. Braceletto. Take a, like, chill pill. You've gotta stop it with the, like, hyperventilation station. But Match, if YOU escape, you can check out Flower's new fashion line, "Super-Slip Shoes So Blah". *both hyperventilating* Guys, I can't quite reach Four's mouth! Can you toss me some more stuff? Uh oh... ...there's nothing left to throw! Pencil! Match. You guys are the tallest. Climb the tower and boost Loser up! Eeeeeeeuuuuhhghghhhhhh. But what about my, like, break time? Do it, or the two of you are demoted to BEMBER. - Uh, sure thing! - Sure thing! Donut, Gelatin, and Spongy. The one of you who got the most votes will go bye-bye. Leaving your team with five left. Whatever. Four: Don't "whatever" me!!! Gelatin! Be a... bit more polite! Whatever! Anyway, Gelatin's safe! But his sassy attitude means he's NOT getting a speck of dust! *shocked miserable noise* *crying a lot* Four: Also, Donut is safe. Whatever. Wwwwha?? But that means I'M out! Gelatin: Whatever. I'm sorry for letting you all down. I didn't mean it, I was just feeling lonely! Four: Spongy, you got a record 22,845 votes! Four: So you're out! Hmmmm!!!!!! *panting* HmmMMMMMmmmmmMMMM! *pant* - Woah! - Still not high enough! - Woah! Don't worry, guys! Liy and I are coming too! Match: What's that? Eugh, gross! I think Spongy *nauseous sound* just got eliminated! Guys! We oughtta climb through Spongy! He's connected to the outside world! Are you serious?! That's, like, beyond disgusting`. Yeah, no-can-do, switcheroo! Guys, face it! Four's mouth is just too high! Spongy is our last chance! That's it, I'm bailing. Me too. Woah! Whoa, guys, Spongy's holes are stretchy! We can climb through! Woah! Uhm, Firey Jr, you miiight not wanna climb through here. *whispers* Spongy's kinda flammable. Wha! Aw maan! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNhh *panting* HNNNNHNHNNHNHNHNNNGNNG Ho my snowstorm! Four's actually struggling to do something? This I gotta see! Spongy's the largest contestant to be eliminated by seven times! Good to know! ♫ "Waltz of the Flowers" by Tchaikovsky ♫ *bumping into each other sounds* Grrr! Something's... happening... W-what's going on? I'm scaaared! *bubbling* *cheering for Loser* Nice to see you all again! I missed- These creatures of FILTH have escaped the EXIT? I. Am next level. Mad. grrrrrRRRRRRR! AAAAAAAA! Save me, Icy! HEEEEeeeelp! Guys! We gotta stand up for our fellow contestants! *all Grr-ing* Help me, Foldy! Oh no! I'm retreeeatiiiiiinng! Stapy: Oh no! Retreeatiiing! No! Oh, shhhhhhhh- -sheets of paper! No! How could I have let this happen? Grr! *tugging sounds* ???: Hi guys! *screaming* Stapy: Hello, Firey Jr! I apologize for not granting you permission earlier to climb through Spongy. I now realize my folly, and hereby grant you your long-overdue permission. Oh, awesome! Hup! Spongy: UUUUU! What's wrong, Spongy? How can you possibly be in pain right now? Spongy: I'm really hott! Whoahoho, Spongy! I, uh, I'm glad your self esteem has gone up! Sorry for physically harming you, Spongy! *ding!* Four: Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire. Yowchie!!! Four? Here's a juice box to make you feel better. Four? nguhhh ...huh? Ack! You two demons need to go back to the EXIT! We gotta run! Yeah! *Loser and Spongy saying stuff like 'oh no' and 'uh oh'* Get out of my way! I was chasing them! Go... be over there with the other fans! Hey! Don't ignore me! Hi everyone! Are you tired of battling for a DUMB prize? NO!, we're battling for a BFDI. Which is AWESOME. But is it reeeeally awesome? Oh. Uh, well, yeah, I think so, uh Wouldn't you RATHER battle for THIS?! Oh. My. Gordita. I SO floppin want that power. Dude. Me too. Um, guys? We shouldn't just trust this new Two thing. I agree with TB. We don't even know anything about it! Where did it come from? What are its motives? Is it a qualified host? Do you even know the answers to those questions about Four? ! And yet you built a rocket to the moon to obey Four. Cool story, sis. Well, I, I-I-I've grown, and learned- Don't worry, GB! I KNOW that Two is entirely safe! All: oOOoo! All: aaAAAa, *impressed chatter* Two: Oops! Heehee! It tickles! Aheeh, heh... AAAAAAAAAAAAA Yeah, TOTALLY safe. Wanna see me MOVE a FOREST? All: yea! Abandon your spot in Four's silly game. Switch to mine and win, and that power is YOURS. Many: Woohoo! Four: Hey! Hey Two, I'm not convinced. Why would I want to move a forest? I could just walk. Don't like moving forests? Well maybe you'd like THIS: Ack! Ow! Egg! Ough! Ok yea that's impressive as bark! I think I wanna switch to your show. Bark's not impressive! Zhh! Why am I- OOF -losing all my- AGH -contestants! OOGH Everyone needs to- OOH -stay with me- OH -FOREVER! AWGH! Face it, Four. If YOU can't offer us anything better than Two's highly desirable powers, we're all saying sayonara. But people! Don't forget! You are battling for this world-famous "A BFDI"! Um, what's that? We just don't care anymore. BFDIs are SO last year. Wah! Well, I didn't wanna have to do this, but, what if we upgrade to... A BFB? Mmmm! Sooo tastyy! Gelatin: Ruby, step aside. I know how you're REALLY supposed to use these things. Hellooo? BFB: Hellooo? *pitiful beatboxing* *mildly impressive beatboxing* Wait! Everybody stop! I hate this! When I voluntarily joined this competition, I joined with the intention of winning a BFDI. Now, that BFDI has been replaced! The BFDI is being denied from not just me, but everyone! This is an outrage! I hate this! Me too! I'm with Fanny on that one. Goodbye Four, hello Two! Taco! Huh?! You really want that BFB, huh? Taco: Well, yeah, but... I don't wanna abandon- It's okay! I'm not gonna force you to stay with us! You can tell us all about it when the gang's back together! Will YOU stay with me, Bottle? I don't know what you mean, but, given the choice? I'd TOTALLY ditch you!~ Noooo! Why is this happening? Would you like another juice box, Four? You're gonna switch to Two's show too, aren't you, X? Well, Four, it's, I mean it's hard to- GO!! nnn Just go!!! Four: *upset sounds* Don't worry, Four. I'LL always appreciate the value of your BFB. *more pitiful beatboxing* Four: (sarcastically) Hooray... *more pitiful beatboxing* I'm glad the 40 of you have made the wise choice of INSTEAD battling for... The Power of Two! Don't rub it in. BFB be better. So has everyone made their final decision? Waaait! I need some new reading material! Wh! Okay! NOW has everyone made their final decision? All: yeah! Awesome! Then, because we can't have two competitions in the same place, Four's crew? Yooou're gonna have to go. *screaming* They're... gone? Finally! Now are the 40 of you ready to battle for limitless power? All: yeah! Recommended Characters: Hey! What about us? Recommended Characters: We want limitless power too! Haugh, but there's sooo many of you! Recommended Characters: Please? Recommended Characters: PLEEEEASE??? fiiiine. Buuuut uhh But I'll only allow one of you! Let's let the voters decide! *gasp* Yeh! Viewers! Help us pick the character who will join my show! Here they are: *whiteboard marker sounds* *gasp* *gasp* *microphone sound* *fastforwarding* Pencil (recording): Ruby! You forgot to remove the leeenns caaap... *inhale* *sneeze* *unseen, woody-like scream* *bsh!* *rewinding* Comment below using the letter and square brackets for who you want to join the show! Whoever gets the most votes gets to participate in The Power of Two! We just lost over half our contestants, Four! Is the show gonna be okay? Taco, what are you talking about? We just ADVANCED to the Final Fourteen of BFB! See you in BFB 17. BFB 1 captions: Thomas Chick BFB 2-16 captions: Satomi Hinatsu Caption compilation: Thomas Chick
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Channel: jacknjellify
Views: 12,361,445
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Keywords: bfdi, animated show, long videos, battle for dream island, battle for bfdi, bfb, bfdia, idfb, full season, all episodes, object show, pre-split, old bfb, elimination, votes, four, four and x, bdfi, jacknjellify
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Length: 223min 16sec (13396 seconds)
Published: Sat Feb 27 2021
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