Leafy: The Leafy plush is now available to order! The link is in the description! [Relaxing music] Gelatin: Ah, isn't it great to be on such a winning streak, Have Cots? Lollipop: I feel bad for those loser Have Nots: having to sleep outside in the cold, and facing all the wild weather, while we sit back in luxury. Leafy: Good point, Lolly! We should invite the Have Nots team over with us! Lollipop: D--uhh, on second thought, there's not enough room in here for them. [Sad "duhn" sound] Leafy: I think there's plenty enough room! Lollipop: Okay, let me rephrase what I said: "Haha, they're outside." Leafy: But, wouldn't it be the nice thing to do? To let them in? Lollipop: We don't need to share what we won with them! Maybe you can go join them outside if you wish. Leafy: Uh, alright then! Bye, you guys! [Walking sounds]
[Calm door slam] Lollipop: Bubble! Leafy's gone! Bubble: Let's PARTY!
[Party horn sounds]
Have Cots: YAY! Four: HAVE NOTS! I have a special task for all of you today! Four: While X and I are getting ready for Cake at Stake, protect the prize and make sure no one takes it! Taco: Sure, Four. That's fine. Flower: Well, I wasn't opposed to doing it before--but now that Taco wants us to help? No. Four: I'll make it worth your while! ["Ta da" sound effect] Four: The prize is Donut's Diary! (Which I stole from Loser before he left.) Have Nots: [Cheering, yelling over eachother] Four: Wait, I have to go help X untwist his nubs! I'll be right back. Taco: I don't understand. What's so cool about this diary anyways? Flower: It's the most prized treasure on Earth--but if you don't get it, you don't get it. Taco: Say, Flower...I was thinking back to the "rotting flesh" alliance idea you mentioned...maybe we could give it another shot? Flower: Nope.
Leafy: Hello, Have Nots! Flower: Leafy, give Taco a message from me: "Dear Taco, I would rather be in an alliance with X than be in an alliance with you". Leafy: Uh, okay? Uh, Taco, Flower says-- Taco: FLOWER! What made you change your mind? Flower; Leafy, make yourself useful and talk to Taco so I don't have to. Leafy: You know what, Flower? I'm not going to. We should be nicer around our friend Taco! Taco: Aw, Leafy, you consider me a friend? Leafy: Of course! It doesn't matter that we're on opposite teams, we're both still awesome! Let's play jump rope together! [Skipping and jumping noises] Flower: He-HEY! I was only upset because she turned down my first offer! Flower: [Groaning] Awww, I wish I could jump rope, too! Blocky: Hey guys, good news! The diary we're meant to be looking after-- Blocky: --went missing. Sorry, let me restart. Blocky: Hey guys, bad news! Firey: Oh, jeez. Do you guys think Four's gonna be mad? Donut's diary IS super cool. Four: Okay, everyone! I'm back! Four: I'll just take Donut's diary and-- Four: Where is it? Four: GUYS. I want it back! Four: Donut's diary is super cool! Flower: I don't know where it is! If I can't have it all to myself, who cares? Four: I care! I want it back. Leafy: Well, Four--I'll help you get it back! Four: But Leafy--what are you doing here? You're on the other team! Leafy: Can't a girl have a fun time with people on both sides of the competition? Taco: But Four's right, where did the book go?
Who could've taken it? Blocky: Huh. Woody's gone--that's a little suspicious, don't you think? Firey: Aw, that's sad. I know I was gonna get a prize no matter what, and I wanted to read a page or two of that juicy diary! Four: Huh, you know what? Since the diary is gone, X and I can just take back OUR pot, and break it into pieces for Cake at Stake! Flower: What--NO! It's because part of my identity! [Shattering sound] Four: Today, we're doing things a little different! Today, I would like to start with a speech! Blocky: What? Is this some kind of apology for why you ate all our cake last time and didn't give us any, so instead you sung some weird song to distract us? Four: Uh...no... Four: Uh, anyway, I'm just gonna throw that speech away for no reason. Four: Moving on!
[Machinery noises] Four: We received 56,990 votes! All of you received at least 10,000 votes, a first for BFDI! [Little happy tune plays. Four enjoys it!] Four: The contestant with the lowest amount of votes received 10,565 votes. Four: On the opposite side of the coin, Woody! You received the most votes with 14,450 votes! Here's your piece of the pot. [Radical tune plays]
Woody: [Singing along] Yeah, yeah, yeah! Flower: He got more votes than me? [DJ scratching noises] Flower: Okay, you gained my respect back. Four: Non-Woody members of this team, listen up!
Taco, Flower, Blocky, Firey: Huh? [music] Four: ♪ Despite your popularities ♪
Taco, Flower, Blocky, Firey: [GASP] Four: ♪ You four got, in a crazy vote battle ♪ Four: ♪ That almost ended, in a Four-way tie, for last place! ♪ Four: Blocky received the second most, with 10,735 votes. Blocky: Thank you. Are you sure you don't have Donut's diary back there, and do I have to keep this thing? Four: No--uhh, actually yeah! You have to keep it: always! Blocky: Oh well, I guess I will, then! Flower: Hurry up and READ MY VOTES!!!
Four: Not yet, Flower! Four: Because Firey got the third most with 10,674 votes! Firey: Haha! Flower, I really like this broken piece of pottery. I might keep it, too! Flower: You better not! Four: Flower. Taco. You are the bottom two! Taco: WHAT? The bottom two? With FLOWER? Flower: Enjoy your zero votes, Taco! Taco: Four already said we all got 10,000 votes, Flower. Flower: How close were the votes, Four? [Dramatic music] Four: ONE. Flower: One--one what? One hundred? Four: One. ONE vote. Four: One of you will be leaving the game because
YOU RECEIVED ONE LESS VOTE THAN THE OTHER. Firey, Flower, Taco, Blocky: [Gasp] Four: One! That's less than Four! Taco: Oh wow, less than Four! That's crazy, I didn't realise that! Flower: Sucking up to Four won't get you any bonus points.
Taco: It was worth a shot. Four: For today's monumental moment, why don't we head up to the BRB to see where one of you will be heading? [Jumping noise]
[Crashing sound] [Large mechanic whiring sound] [Crashing sound] Blocky: This garden is really well made, I must say. X: Thank you! X: AHHHHHhhhhhhhh! Four: Introducing you all, to the BRB! Four: THE BIG... Four: ...ROTATING... Four: ...BUILDING!
[Epic music] [Mechanic whiring sound] [Crashing sound]
Four: One of you is about to enter one of these cages here-- Four: --and join the previously eliminated contestants in their spinning journey! [Snapping sound]
Four: IT'S TIME TO READ THE VOTES! Four: Taco! You received 10,560----- Four: --5 votes! Four: FLOWER SURVIVES! Four: Receiving 10,566 votes! Four: Flower stays in the game--just barely! Flower: Oh my gardener, that was close! [Celebration music]
Flower: LET'S PARTY TACO-- Flower: Oh, oh, oh, oh no! I'm so sorry! So sorry! [Running sounds] Taco: I have to go in THIS thing? Taco: Oh my word...
[Walking sounds] [Mechanical sounds] Blocky: Goodbye, Taco! Taco: Bye Block--eeeeeeeey! Four: Now, it's time for you all to be taken somewhere new! [Electronic noises] Firey: Huh? Where are we? Blocky: Looks like some kind of courtroom. Four: EXACTLY! One of you is guilty for taking Donut's diary, and I'm going to get to the bottom of it! [Clap, clap] Leafy: Huh? Four: Welcome, Jury! Four: To the first, ever, BFB court case! [Gavel slam] Four: Court is now in session! [Intro music] Woody: Ahhhhh! Wa, yah! Four: I would love to believe you're innocent, Woody. Four: But the truth is, any of you have Nots could've committed the crime. Bubble: Wait, so all we're doing is exposing which contestant committed the crime? What's stopping us from just sitting in silence? Four: [Confused] Okay, uh, how about this? Four: Uh...OH! Four: Today's challenge can BE the court case! Four: That's it! Have Cots, you have one hour to find out which member of the Have Nots stole Donut's diary! Four: One by one, the Have Nots will come up and tell their story on what they were doing at the scene of the crime-- Four: --and the Have Cots have to serve as a jury! Four: Discussing who they think is guilty! Four: If you find the guilty Have Notter, then the Have Cots win immunity! Four: But if they accuse the wrong member of being guilty, or they run out of time, then the Have Cots lose and will be up for elimination! X: And I'm gonna be the judge! Four: Actually, that's what I'll be doing.
X: Oh. X: Then I'll stand by and offer moral support! Yay! Bubble: Okay, Have Cots! Do you guys mind if I ask the questions? Lollipop: Knock yourself out. Leafy: Teardrop, I've found the perfect activity for you! Leafy: Since you don't speak, how about you use this typewriter, and just keep a document of everything that goes down here today? Bubble: Alrighty Four, firstly, we wanted to start with you. Explain the context of the crime. Four: Easy. I went up to the Have Nots, gave them specific instructions to protect the diary. Came back moments later, and it was gone. Bubble: That's awfully suspicious you came back so quickly. Four: I was counting the votes! Bubble: Interesting. Four: I'M NOT ON TRIAL HERE! [Popping sound]
Four: Sorry, I murdered her. Four: We're gonna need a new question asker! Leafy: Ooo, my turn! Me, me, ME! Lollipop: Hmm. Gelatin, do you want to do it?
Gelatin: Fine. Gelatin: I call Blocky to the stand! Blocky: What? Why me? Gelatin: You pull pranks! Seems like the obvious conclusion. Blocky: True. Completely fair. Gelatin: Okay, Blocky! Tell me where you were
when the diary disappeared. Blocky: Well, it was earlier today.
[Harp sound] Blocky [narrating]: I was on my way to Jet-flying class. Blocky: Hey, is this where I can learn to fly a jet? Ruby: It sure is! That's why they call me "Jet Flying Ruby"! Gelatin: Okay, well that whole thing is clearly a lie. Blocky: Haha! You guys got pranked! Pranked, bro! Blocky: So funny. You hear that, Blocky Blog Squad? Blocky: For a funny prank, commit perjury by wasting everyone's time with made-up stories so they get no closer to solving the cas- Gelatin: We get it! Now zip it. Leafy: You getting all this, Teardrop? All this juicy info will help us figure out who the true thief is! [Nodding sound] Leafy: Wow, you type so fast! I'm proud of you. [Patting sound] Gelatin: No further questions. Lolly, you can ask the next ones. Lollipop: Hmm, uh--Woody, I guess? Come on up to the stand! Woody: Ahhhhhhhh! Lollipop: It's okay, Woody. I don't think it's you who stole the diary. I just wanted to make sure we heard from everyone. Woody: Wah, wah, wuh wa wah, wah wah! Weh wuh wa wa wah! Four: Oh! Wow! No way. Lollipop: We can't understand any of this. Four: Oh, um--I guess I can translate it.
From the beginning, Woody!
[Harp sound] Four [translating Woody]: It was earlier today, and I was on my way to Jet-flying class! Lollipop: Yep. Good one. Blocky: No way! The first time we can understand what you're saying, and you prank them? Nice going, Woody!
[High five] Lollipop: Seriously, though. Where were you? Four [translating Woody]: Like usual, I was just going about my day! When evil, scary Four showed up! Four [distorted]: HELLO EVERYONE.
Protect my diary--or I will EAT ALL OF YOU! Four [translating Woody]: I was worried about the book getting stolen! It was a very scary book. Four [translating Woody]: But due to my past, I know how important it is for things to stay with their respectful owners. Theft is not okay! Four [translating Woody]: And then Leafy, the one who stole everything, came over! Four [translating Woody]: I was scared she was going to steal me, maybe? Four [translating Woody]: I was freaking out, but I had to be brave and play it cool. Four [translating Woody]: I just stood, perfectly still, and tried not to let her bother me. Four [translating Woody]: But then Leafy brought out these terrifying long things! I think they were snakes? Four [translating Woody]: And tried flinging them around with the Taco! Four [translating Woody]: I was shocked! Snakes are horrifying! Four [translating Woody]: This made my bravery juice run low. Four [translating Woody]: I wanted to solve the book theft mystery because I know it hurts to have something you treasure ripped from you. Four [translating Woody]: But I'm no Superman, so I needed to relax and return to safety first. Four [translating Woody]: I ran to my place of comfort until Four called us for Cake at Stake. Lollipop: Interesting. Thank you very much, didn't know Leafy was there. That's suspicious. Leafy: Don't be ridiculous! Lolly, sit down! Leafy: I'll ask the questions: I call Firey to the stand! Firey: Psh. No surprise there! Lollipop: Not this again! These two used to be best friends, correct? Gelatin: I wasn't around yet, but from what I've gathered: Firey won an island-- Gelatin: --didn't let Leafy in, so Leafy stole it and they have barely spoken since other than Firey recovering them a couple years back. Lollipop: Fascinating. I just realized we're the only ones left that weren't there when all that happened. Lollipop: You know, with seven experienced veterans against us two newbies, we should think about teaming up if we want to survive. Gelatin: I'm cool with that! Time for a newbie alliance handshake! [Slapping sounds]
Gelatin: Ooooooh! Lollipop: La, la, la!
[Flinging sound] [Tap dancing sound]
Gelatin: Fa la, loo loo laaaa! Lollipop: That was great! But also kind of weird we both knew what to do, exactly in unison. Four: That was also weird you both thought that was appropriate to do in a courtroom. Leafy, continue. Leafy: Thanks, your Four-nor! Four: What? Leafy: Like, your Four-nor. Like, you, like "your honor", but with Four. Just a joke. [Crickets chirping] Firey: That joke alone should be enough to get you imprisoned. Leafy: Firey! Explain where you were during the disappearance of the diary! Firey: Gladly! It was actually Leafy that stole the diary, by the way. Have Cots / Have Nots: [Gasp]
Firey: Yeah, just wait till you hear this! Firey [Narration]: I was hanging out, just seeing what Flower and Taco were talking about. Taco: I don't understand, Flower. What's so cool about this diary anyways? Flower: Oh, what's something Flower would say? Flower: I don't know, uh, you suck! And uh, I hate you! Firey [Narration]: So I decided to interrupt and try to help them settle their differences! Firey [Narration]: Guys, guys! There's no need to argue! The diary could be both awesome and lame. I personally feel indifferent to it. Who really cares? Wait a second, who is this? [Thunder cracks]
Leafy: Mwa, ha, ha! I am Leafy! Leafy: And I am going to steal this diary! That's me, "Leafy the Stealer"! Firey: And that was it! Leafy stole Dream Islan--the diary.
Leafy stole the diary. Leafy: Four! I would like to talk to Firey in private, right now! Four: Ugh, that's not necessary. Four: I'll let you do that if you call me "Your Fournor" again. I actually really liked that. Leafy: Oh, okay. Sure, I can do that. Four: Hmmm... Four: So? Leafy: Oh, like, right now? Your Fournor, can I talk to Firey outside in private? Four: You sure CAN! Thank you for asking so nicely. Firey: Alright, Leafy. What is it? X: Yeah, Leafy! What is it? Leafy: I wanted to talk to Firey in private. X: I know. I just wasn't interested in being in the courtroom any longer, so I used you guys as an excuse to leave. Goodbye! Leafy: Bye, X! Lovely talking to you! Leafy: As for you, Firey! What was that about? Firey: What? Leafy: Your story is a lie! I was there! I came to the Have Nots to check in on what you guys were up to. Leafy: You never got in between the argument of Flower and Taco! I didn't say any of that nonsense: you lied! Firey: Hmm... Leafy: Don't tell me you stole the diary--is that why you lied? Firey: Hmm.
[Silence] Leafy: Firey? Why would you do that? Firey: Because you stole Dream Island from me! Leafy: Hooo. Lollipop: You stole the diary, didn't you, Flower?
Flower: Nope. Lollipop: Yeah, you did!
Flower: No, I didn't. Lollipop: Yeah!
Flower: Nuh, uh! Lollipop: Yeaah!
Flower: Nuh, uhh! Lollipop: Yeah!
Flower: Nuh, UH! Gelatin: Are you managing to keep up with this, Teardrop?
[Typing sounds] Gelatin: You made a comic? How is this even possible? Gelatin [reading]: "Teardrop's Pirate Adventure." Gelatin: Have you been doing this
instead of writing about the case? [Shaking sounds] Gelatin: Woah! Calm down! Teardrop! I'm just having a read. Gelatin: Oh, you've got radioactive powers! That's cool.
[Page turning sound] Gelatin: Oh, you killed me with them. Less cool. Leafy: You stole Donut's diary because I stole Dream Island? That doesn't make any sense. Firey: We battled for two years to win Dream Island, and you just...took it away from me! Leafy: You didn't let me in! Firey: So what, Leafy? You couldn't have just waited to have a talk about it? You went straight to the Announcer instead? Firey: And then we competed again and I didn't get a prize, and now we're competing for what, some weird "A BFB" thing, that I might not even win, based on the votes? Firey: Woody and Blocky got more than me!
Blocky did! I have no chance! Firey: I'm never gonna win anything because of you! So I took this, so what? I deserve to have something! Firey: Everyone was saying they wanted this diary. I wanted it. I deserve to have something everyone wants. It's only fair. Leafy: I thought you didn't care.
Firey: What? Leafy: When we flew away together
on the hand glider, you said to me: [BFDI 25]
Firey: I realised what I wanted most wasn't Dream Island, it was you! Your friendship! Leafy: I thought I was more important to you than Dream Island, and...all of this. Leafy: Why have you been distancing yourself from me? What's the point? Firey: They were going to crush you, Leafy. I still care about you but I was still upset. You hurt my feelings, Leafy. Firey: And you never apologised. Firey [Narrating]: When I lost control of the hang glider-- Leafy: Do you know how to steer this thing, Firey? Firey: I, uh--I don't think so! Hold on, Leafy, we're going down! [Crashing sound]
Firey [Narrating] And we crashed...and everyone found us. Golf Ball: People! Leafy is over there! Firey [Narrating]: I realized they were just chasing you. If I just walked off, it'd be easier to just not do anything and pretend I didn't care about you anymore. Firey: And over time it was easier to just forget and try to move on than try to talk again. Firey: No one liked you and I've just been upset. You stole everything from me and never apologized. Leafy: Firey, I don't know what to say. I made a mistake. I was angry and upset. I wasn't thinking right! Leafy: You didn't deserve losing your prize. You won it fair and square. I'm sorry for doing that. Leafy: But please, Firey, take it from someone who knows. Don't steal something for petty reasons. Don't make the same mistake I did. Just give this diary back. Firey: Ugh, but now they're all gonna know I did this! Firey: You're gonna have to hand me in to win the challenge, and uh... I'm gonna be voted out now. Everyone's gonna be mad at me! Leafy: I'm used to it. Firey, if you go and return the diary, I'll just say I took it. This whole mess is my fault. It's the least I can do. Firey: You'd really do that for me? Leafy: Of course, Firey. Getting eliminated is no big fuss. Leafy: But losing a friendship, is. And I'm really sorry about how everything went down between us. Firey: Well, hopefully we can have a bright future! Hug? Leafy: Sure! [Flame sounds] Firey: When I think back on this moment, I'll forget that last part. Lollipop: Just admit you stole the diary, Flower! Flower: Okay, yeah. Pick me! Why not?
Then you'll lose, so, go ahead! Lollipop: Hey! I know a threat when I see one, but I don't know how to respond to one. This might take some time. ?: Hello! Time for my story. Four: Are you a grape? Who is this? ? [Narrating]: I was on my way to "Grape Flying Class". [Stretching noise]
Four: Nice costume, Blocky. Four: You annoying thing. Blocky: Haha! You fell for one of my hilarious pranks! BFDI Narrator: This program was brought to you
by Blocky's Funny Doings Internat- [Loud slam] Robotic narrator: The Blocky's Funny Doings International Corporation was found guilty for perjury and lying under oath, and all affiliated parties were sentenced to 2,763 years in prison. [Running noises]
Firey: [pants] Firey: Okay, and there it is! Back to normal. [Loud bang]
X: Hello, Firey! I caught you! Firey: Oh no!
X: I'm heading back to Four! [X pops away]
Firey: I gotta get back to that courtroom as soon as possible! [X pops in]
X: Fouuur! I found out who took the diary! Four: Okay!
[Loud shimmering sound] X: Did you just scan my brain? Four: I sure did!
X: Hooray! Remember to keep my secrets. Four: Anyway, now I know which of you stole the diary, and you will receive a punishment from me later! Four: As for the challenge, we're coming up on the one hour mark, so I'll have the Have Cots issue their official judgement on who stole the diary now! Four: Hello! I'm back. Four, recover Leafy!
[Recovering sounds] Leafy: Hooray! Hello, everyone! Guys, I have something to confess--I stole the diary. Have Nots, Gelatin and Lollipop: [Gasp] Lollipop: WHAT? Stealing? AGAIN? Wow, Leafy. New low. Four: Uh uhhh, we only have two minutes before the true owner of this courtroom discovers we're here, so time's up! Have Cots, what's your final answer? Gelatin: [Exhale] Uh, I guess we gotta go with Leafy. Gelatin: Teardrop's documenting of the case didn't really help, so uh...Leafy. Final answer. Four: Alright then! So Have Cots, you have found the defendant Leafy guilty of theft of Donut's juicy diary. Four: If Leafy was the true thief, your team wins, but if she's not, the Have Nots win instead. Let's expose the truth! [Dramatic music] Four: Well. That's wrong. Gelatin: Huh? Why did you lie to us? Did you purposefully wanna lose the challenge? Leafy: My bad. Lollipop: Really weird of you to do, Leafy. Leafy: Sorry. Four: Well, because we don't have a high enough budget to build a jail, the unknown guilty individual goes free! Four: I would be scared, everyone.
There's a criminal among you! Lollipop: Oh my gosh, Gelatin, we gotta activate the Elimination Prevention Plan! Gelatin: What do you mean?
Lollipop: The contest is wrapping up!
We newbies need more screentime! Lollipop: Go do a funny dance on camera, or something!
Gelatin: Oh! Right! Gelatin: Uhhh... Gelatin: ♪ Gelatin and Lollipop! ♪
♪ Gelatin and Lollipooooop! ♪ Gelatin: ♪ GELATIN and LOLLIPOP! ♪
♪ Gelatin and Lollipoooooop! ♪ [Zooming sound] [Very fast running] X: [Panting]
[Thud, as X grabs the diary] [Very fast running] X: Here's the diary, by the way! It was returned earlier. Four: I know! I scanned your brain. Four: Woody, Firey, Flower, Blocky, you do still deserve cake for surviving the elimination, so, here's your equal shares of Donut's diary! Four: And the Have Cots lose the challenge for failing to make the correct guess as to who stole the diary itself! Cary: Hey! Thanks for watching BFB 22! I'm Cary. I'm one of the guys who created BFDI, and it looks like this episode is sad because the Have Cots lost! Cary: So you gotta comment which of the 5 team members you wanna save, and type their letter in square brackets and post it as a comment on this video. Cary: Whoever gets the fewest votes is gonna leave. What's this? We're super excited to unveil the Leafy Plush! Cary: She's super huggable, really squishy, she's got super spinny arms, and best of all, you can buy her right now by going to the link in the description for $15.99 and she can be your best friend who can remind you that (in Leafy voice) there's a life out there to enjoy, so enjoy it! Cary: I mean you saw this episode how close the votes can get. If just a single person last episode switched their vote to instead vote for Taco, she'd still be in the game! Cary: So YOU, you singular viewer right now, you've got the power to determine who's gonna stay in the game. Now you can create a collection of your favourite BFDI friendos! [Credits music] Four: Alright, Firey! I won't tell anyone you stole the diary, but you still need to be punished. Four: You need to clean the entire railway! It's looking kind of gross. Firey: Wha--? Like, the entire track? It's thousands of miles long! [Dramatic "ding" sound plays three times] Four: Yup! Good luck with that! Four: [Sigh] I guess I better get started then. Leafy: Hey Firey! Do you need some help? Firey: Uh--thanks, Leafy! That'd be great. [Impact noise] [Flame sound]
[Leafy screaming] Firey: We should stop hugging each other. Spongy, Ruby, Balloony and Taco: [Screaming]
Loser [stammering]: Abaluba, Abaluba, Abaluba, Abaluba! Taco: Oh my gordita you guys, Blocky just released 58 pages of Donut's diary online! Balloony: Aw yeah! Time to read up!
