The Daily Object Show Seasons 1-7: Complete Collection

break down [Music] [Music] they say [Music] a really long time ago there was the first town where objects lived the town was ruled by the super objects objects who had powers they were born with one of these rulers was named cobalt blue a mysterious object with the power to control any living creature with his cobalt fumes when objects around their talents started to go missing the super objects discovered kobold was the one behind it he had been kidnapping objects and was forcing them to do something evil i'd imagine i don't know i don't really know what to write for this part he was exiled from the group and in retaliation he led his army and destroyed the city his army was strong but the super objects were stronger cobalt was defeated on top of cobalt mountain and his body was shattered there are stories that his spirit possesses the mountain to this day i'm bored what do you want to do let's go find the really good smelling lotion what why we'll make history for the first ones to bring it down from the mountain no one has ever done that before yeah but that mountain is said to be cursed but i'm awesome i can make it you will die come on let's go find it wait what hello kind strangers will you be heading to the night of purity tonight it's at cobalt mountain oh we're heading to the mountain right now actually maybe we should check it out if we get back by nightfall what even is the night of purity it's going to be a grand light show taking place at the mountain tonight we encourage as many of you to join us as possible yeah okay cree we're here come on skull piece of cake [Music] what the let's get out of here not yet come on we're charging through see we did it huh i guess we did what's that smell [Music] come on we have to go [Music] oh no skull [Music] skull skull [Music] [Applause] [Music] where you are we are the elite soldiers you must come with us immediately oh no that'll show him skull i thought i lost you are you okay oh yeah i'm fine i feel great actually come on let's go get that lotion yeah [Music] uh what where am i welcome skull who's talking i am cobalt blue you join us just in time skull for the night of purity is among us [Laughter] i'm glad you're not whining anymore no problem monitor that's not my name idiot oh right the slip of the tongue my bad huh where am i welcome skull to the mindscape mindscape every object in the multiverse has a mindscape it's where your spirit resides well why are so many people in my mindscape get out you shoe oh skull look closer this isn't just your mindscape all of you are connected through me with my power i have all of your minds i can control all of you and you have no power to stop me why are you doing this the night of purity of course you've heard the story of my defeat but there's something you don't know when i was shattered the fragments of my body were scattered across the globe my spirit was alive inside of each piece but with no body i was trapped that was until one day when a nearby explorer came around she took one of my fragments at ward as a necklace with my cobalt fumes i began to take control of her and eventually accessed her mindscape once i had control of her i kept going as i took more and more the bigger my cult grew they all worked hard to find every last piece of my shattered body the final fragment is arriving tonight once all the pieces are put back together i will be reborn and i will finally bring this town to its knees i will rise from the mountain and everyone will turn blue cobalt blue [Music] i hope we're almost at the top i still want to see that light show that card girl was talking about oh trust me we'll have the best view out of everybody i see nothing suspicious about that response look we did it skull we got the really good smelling lotion wait where am i welcome computer oh no skull what's going on what is this place it's a place called the mindscape he took over your body [Music] hey is this art show ever gonna start might not stop freezing down here the time has come everybody for my imprisonment to finally end and on this night of purity the world will feel the wrath of cobalt blue what's happening corporal was returning to his body my retaliation begins i have no idea what's going on that was cobalt blue he trapped us all in his mindscape and now he's gonna take over the world let's try getting that gemunculus from in here well we're going to be trapped here forever at least we have this lotion [Music] what is that smell what up dude you want some oh my calcium the cobalt views are gone everybody everyone get back to their mindscapes no stop no we're free just because you escaped the mindscape once you think i can't just trap you again they call me the thinker how about a dollop [Music] it's too much it smells so magnificent whoever crafted this emotion is literally the smartest person in the world we did it read it yeah what an adventure right skull you wasted my night idiot what do you all want we want the lotion it's mine but we want it hmm welcome to the daily object show here the contestants hello i'm water bottle hello i am card hello i'm blood bag hello i am cringe pill hello i'm scott the prize for this show is this really good smelling lotion the first challenge is to grieve this house whoever greece the most wins go water bottle wins vote for a character to be eliminated voting ends in two hours you might be the worst character ever conceived give me your money i i only have a reddit karma sir what elimination time we got 1 165 votes car to save with only 90 votes cringe pill is safe with 279 votes now it's down to bloodbag and scat let's see the votes [Music] what blood bag you've been eliminated with 425 votes sky is safe with 371. gur i'll kill you nope time for the challenge make an invention the coolest invention wins go hey since we're both kicked cringe do you want to form an alliance why would i ever form an alliance with you i i mean sure buddy time's up what inventions have you all made i made a giant confetti cannon cool 7 out of 10. here's my genius invention hoverboard amazing 9 out of 10. i forgot to build something ok 3 out of 10. i made a clone machine what it didn't work that's because i mess with your invention want computer disqualify him gets immunity you get one out of ten vote for either card water bottle or cringe pill to be eliminated voting ends in two hours am evil let's get to the elimination wait oh boy a new friend my cloning machine worked who are you who am i i'm evil computer i mean our computer the second you're my son yes oh well that explains why you're so devilishly handsome you can help me co-host awesome we got 1 341 votes cringe pill you're eliminated with a record of 728 votes water and carter safe with 386 and 227 what did i do nothing you did nothing you contribute nothing to this show you are unbased now time for the challenge i lied to you my name isn't computer the second it is actually evil computer and now i will destroy you and take over his host forever no you won't contestants attack whoever defeats him gets immunity time for my destroyer not even close confetti cannon card wins immunity vote for either scat or water bottle whoever has the most votes will be going on to the finale voting ends in two hours i hope you make it to the finale water bottle yeah so i can kick your bleep what since when were you mean the viewers can't vote for me anymore so i can do whatever i want elimination time this is the final viewer vote of the season we got 5 308 votes one of you got three thousand one hundred and thirty eight and the other got two thousand one hundred and seventy the person eliminated is scat i just want it to be more than a pile of droppings oh look at that it's finale day wait what you kept me trapped there for years it was only two days anyway the final challenge is to get the prize what go get it whoever gets to me first wins i will win oh no i'm so far behind yeah you are why are you just standing here saying it go get it if you want to win idiot what what is this i'm sorry water but this is for your own good no you get back here right now you little stinker time to find the lotion what who are you this is taking too long yeah i have to go post my counter slash chunkers the next hour if i want to become manager of the subreddit didn't ask hahaha i am back eviler than ever what is this stupid fart doing here you won't win an evil computer we'll just defeat you again not this time we are unstoppable we yes oh my god how was there an evil blood bag as well when you got shot with the cloning machine blood bag was inside of you because he was eliminated when i flew away i was able to find this stupid little boy he didn't know what he was doing so i helped him become evil they're too strong even for the sensational scat this might be the end everyone wait i found the lotion i win water bottle save us please you don't have to be mean anymore oh i guess i don't hey evil computer an evil blood bag smell this go get it must follow the lotion [Music] water you saved us water my lady i shall sip for you now i have a boyfriend yeah water bottle is the winner of the daily object show yes since the prize was destroyed uh here's a jack in the crack coupon go wild [Music] [Applause] welcome to daily dash this season 12 contestants are split into six teams of two here are contestants hello i'm lava bucket and this is dyer first of all let me get something straight i am a journal not a diary i know what it says on the cover but when my mom went out to the store to buy me i specifically told her to get one that didn't say diary on it we are the heated secrets how's it going fam squad i'm based and i'm fire alarm and we're the clown chasers i'm wardrobe i'm vlogger we are the team hola todas despacito bill and we're the tiny tacos i'm one two three and this is box hey we're tiny hi everyone i'm moonlight i'm nora and we're team [Music] hello everybody famous artist sketchpad here this is my associate how how give them a few words we are the angry artists we will be having challenges all across the world and they'll be competing for the really bad smelling lotion gross why would anyone want that whoa now wait just a second with that i could finally get rid of all my haters estoy aguero i'm glad all of you are on board now get on board this plane so we can get to our first challenge can i be a contestant no can i see your id sir get out of my way vote using the poll in the description for which team you like the most the team that gets the most votes will have an advantage in the first challenge [Music] attention everyone the votes are in for who will be getting an advantage in today's challenge we got 2 272 votes the team that got the most votes was the heated secrets alright your advantage will be revealed soon [Music] welcome everyone to the rainbow mountains in peru this mountain is gay your first challenge is to make it to the top of the mountain hello whichever two teams have both of their members of the top first will win immunity lava bucket and diary your advantage is that you two get to start halfway to the top go come on nori let's win this thing no one can beat me come on diary i told you my name is journal here i'll help you yay all right cool i made it but your teammate hasn't a wardrobe is stuck at the bottom wardrobe get up here i can't walk up it's too steep god i knew you were useless [Music] what's up bros can i borrow this lambo whoa nice drip dude absolutely we'll just take our other one noice yeah wardrobe i knew you could do it team is the first team to be safe what are you doing why i'm painting a magnificent portrait of these mountains that looks terrible what's that oh that that's just my associate slingshot i'm not sure what to use it for hey watch it come on bro let's get it we can make it [Music] the cloud chasers on the team win immunity vote for either the four teams to be eliminated vote using the poll in the description voting ends in two hours [Music] let's get to the elimination we got 2987 votes the heated secrets are safe with 488 votes team c light is safe with 698 votes and the last team safe is tiny despacio with 752 votes the angry artists are eliminated with 1049 votes what you all have no artistic taste [Music] welcome to victoria falls in zimbabwe africa whichever team has the balls to jump off this thing and land in the water first wins immunity so who's up ha you're a bunch of does that count only based hit the water so no half in esposito pill [Music] tiny despacio wins vote for a team to be eliminated whoever has the most votes will leave the show [Music] computer what's up box the tiny tacos have been kidnapped okay we need to find them elimination time we got four thousand fifty-five votes the heated secrets are safe once again with 383 votes team clyde is safe with 573 votes and the team is safe with 813 votes the club chasers have been eliminated with 2 286 votes what but we were one of the only two teams to actually do the challenge everyone else did jack squat yeah no welcome to sydney australia the challenge is to find the tiny tacos someone kidnapped them from box whichever team finds them and brings them back to me first wins immunity hey box were there any clues to where they went there's only this note that's useless hey lava bucket shouldn't we go find the tiny tacos listen diary we won the vote in the second episode and we had the least votes in the last two episodes i think we'll be fine if we take a break for just one day you know i guess the coat hanger what does that mean wait the sydney harbour bridge is also nicknamed the coat hanger let's go vamos corneas we following too we have nothing better to go off of so sure fox save us get away from them who are you my name is skull bring me computer hi guys i heard someone say my name and i just couldn't bear to be away from that person any longer i love my name it's quite good so you took the tiny tacos that's right computer why to lead you here when you brought me along on your adventure to cobalt mountain you made me waste my entire night and do you want to know what happened because of that not really i missed the galactus fortnight event i've waited weeks for that event and you made me miss a computer you ruined something i love now i'm ruining something you love bold of you to assume i love this show also you're outnumbered so suck on these nuts you're going down computer [Music] skull you're under arrest no so who won the challenge nori and moonlight win because they were able to figure out where the tiny tacos were first so team sealight wins immunity vote for a team to be eliminated whichever team has the most votes will leave the show we got five thousand one hundred and eighty seven votes tiny despacio is safe with only 335 votes oh no oh no indeed blogger wardrobe it was lovely competing with you huh that's nice of you to say goodbye to them before you leave what the team is safe with 1 399 votes the heated secrets are eliminated with a record amount of votes at 3 453 votes lava bucket you said we'd be safe what it was only one challenge diary i'm sorry welcome to the great wall of china and beijing your challenge will be to find a way to get to the other end of the 13 171 mile long wall where i will be waiting for you the last team to get there will be eliminated go moonlight hold on to me team z light is safe one spot left how are we going to do this challenge despacito pill what are you doing this oh no i think it's over wardrobe no we are getting to that finale quick get inside and the team will be going on in the finale tiny despacito i'm sorry but you're eliminated ha you can't eliminate us you only have three leds now come on you two let's head to our final destination [Music] can i be a contestant no [Music] [Applause] welcome to heaven day shulker iceland everyone welcome back audience so the final challenge is to build the best snowman go the team i'm sorry to say this but team c light wins yeah oh wow we did good wardrobe we got to the finale okay we did congratulations team sea light let me go get your prize from inside the plane [Music] airplane what are you doing that's right computer i was actually the villain the whole time why for not letting me be a contestant i am now going to steal your precious lotion [Music] here you go nori moonlight here's your prize so everyone thank you for joining us for the daily day [Music] what are you in for i kidnapped three innocent children and held him against their will until an old friend of mine showed up to fight me you stealing lotion [Music] mm-hmm [Music] you know for some reason i'm getting a stronger urge to take over the world me too then let's go i just know we can do it let our quest begin [Music] hello computer hey you need to come with me quick i need you to host a show in my world okay you five join the show hey i'm lemon i'm spoon i'm toast i'm tablapan hi everyone i'm posted terrific follow me hey give me back my face or you'll die you okay shorty your challenge is the race to the finish line whoever gets their first wins go i can make it i'm gonna win lemon wins immunity yeah vote for a character to be eliminated whoever has the most votes will leave the show hey uh computer what's up post-it note what even is the prize for this show uh hey boss yeah did you even have a prize for this show oh yeah of course uh here's uh here it is don't go spend it all at once this price sucks time for the elimination we got 2 295 votes posted in spoon are saved with 230 votes and 291 votes now it's down to toast and tablet pen let's see the votes and toast is eliminated with 1 321 votes what but i didn't do anything too bad time to illuminate you no [Music] huh why didn't i get eliminated huh it probably doesn't work like that in this dimension you could just sit on the sidelines for now stay out of the competition your next challenge is a cooking challenge whoever makes the best dish wins go what are you gonna do no i'm not calling myself any gordon ramsay or anything but i do make a pretty mean pb j okay i'll just get one of these hmm wait there's only one bread left how am i gonna make my sandwich now [Music] ah i hate being eliminated hi toast oh wait what are you doing hey stop don't put that on me now what is happening perfection time's up everybody it's time for mr human to judge your dishes hi i made a pb j this tastes like one-year-old bread i made this this is just an uncooked bag of popcorn i'm sure you like this chocolate-covered almond much better than that that's nothing special just wait till you try mine i got two chocolate covered almonds whoa that might be the best thing i've ever tasted my entire life time with penn wins what you just stole my dish oh what's the matter baby gonna cry vote using the poll in the description of who you want to be eliminated whichever contestant has the most votes will leave the show time for the elimination we got 2448 votes posted is safe with 557 votes spoon is safe with 881 votes and lemon is eliminated with 1010 votes what i didn't do anything wrong what are these votes go stand over there with tote wait where is toast hey stop don't put that on me now what is happening oh hurt she uh probably want to go exploring or something and whatever floats are about the next challenge is to make the best piece of artwork whoever makes the best star will win go my mom always did say i was good at art easy challenge i made a nice sketch of computer i made this background i don't think that'll win we all know that true art is on the goodall paper what digital art counts it may count but it'll never be as good as the good old pen and paper i'll show you time's up spoon this drawing is incredible congrats you win immunity into the final two viewers vote for either tablet pen or post-it whoever has the most votes will be eliminated let's see who got eliminated we got 2578 votes posted is eliminated with 1416 votes tableau pen is safe with 1162 votes what my art was far superior you can't just dis on someone's art like that post it you could have at least given me some feedback on how to improve goodbye post-it note the final challenge is to get the prize what go get it whoever gets into me first wins and tablet pen wins the real life battle yes thank you everyone good job on getting second place spoon good job tabloid pen well boss it was nice competing with you it was nice competing with you too maybe we could do it again sometime you come and let me know hey uh dose never came back oh well i'm sure she'll come back when she's ready [Music] you thought you could just leave me eaten covered in shame and jelly you will all get what you deserve gee i cannot wait to enjoy this egg omelet what up idiot why did you do that during the competition you said my drawing was bad yeah post it don't get involved lemon lemon juice you all are wonderful people i agree what are you doing here what do you mean i just wanted to come say hi okay well you did can you go away now this is like seeing your teacher in public and those interactions are not known for being particularly great lemon you are eliminated say lemon whatever happened to toast last time i saw her was with post-it posted what did you do with toast [Music] what a banger hey everyone look at this note hello u4 follow this path to a treasure so great it'll melt your socks off not if i do it first this map lisa the pinterest forest do you know how dangerous it is in there no well it is i'll tell you what have fun staying here then we're gonna go get that prize wait up guys are you gonna apologize yet no oh okay how was your day lemon it was good until you started talking to me hello you four honey toast you look a little different today did you get a haircut your sides are faded as no i am back to get my revenge on all of you please make it quick i actually have a meeting in about 30 minutes or so you are coming with me let him go toast wait was this jelly yum [Music] computer what are you doing here oh look it's the spitter we're saved wait spin great idea what and now my evil plan begins you know it takes two seconds to apologize right i don't care i don't have to change my opinion for you well yeah but i never said you had to i just wanted you to apologize my art means a lot to me and you calling it bad really hurt computer linen where's toast the top of the tree untie us and let's get there quickly what is that thing all of you left me in that hideous world to rot well now everyone will feel what it's like using the power of lemon juice i bring you my newest invention the jellytron five with this jelly i can transform the world and i will rule it and there's nothing you can do to stop it you're going down toast come on don't think i will make you pay as well [Music] [Music] what do we do there's nothing you can do my zombies will spread and soon everybody will be under my control does anyone know what we can do there is one thing we might be able to do what is it well a seller of mine is a powerful item that could calm toast down maybe if toast is calm they won't want to take over the world anymore what's the item the really neutral smelling lotion ah lemon what brings my most valuable customer in today i need to make a big purchase today how much we talking here we just need this all right we can go now what do you think you're doing take it easy emerald we just like to buy the lotion ha no offense but even you couldn't afford it these lotions are worth millions you could just give it to us my boss would kill me if you really want this lotion you better be ready to cough up one million dollars where are we gonna get that kind of money oh i know what what impressive right if you give us the lotion it's all yours i think boss will be happy with this here you are my friends be careful this is the end for all of you why does your head look like a pair of balls i'll distract toast you all get the lotion ready everyone ready you got this what what is this wow i you know i'm sorry guys i didn't mean to cause any harm here let me clean this mess up [Music] i'm sorry everyone for how i acted apology accepted yeah i'm sorry toast for leaving you there and i'm sorry to you tablet pen i should have never dissed on your art like that thanks post-it what a great ending well i'll be seeing you all later that's mine have fun i bought that oh so uh you guys want to go get burgers yeah hey boss someone bought the lotion in return they give us this huge bill this is worth nothing what do you mean it's a huge dollar bill that means nothing you got your head all the way up your gem you sold my most valuable item for nothing hey give me some slack i didn't know no you didn't now who did you sell it to man i don't know there were a group one was a tablet pen one of them was a computer computer that's enough your fire computer you say your life's about to get tricky real soon buddy hey toast it's been about a week since your evil rampage have you been doing it's been going great it's like that lotion neutralized all of my anger i've been much more calm now whoa check it out sorry about that little guy what's your name i am toast but i'm toast how about we call you toast mini hmm i guess that's fine nice so what are you doing around here i've been sent on a quest wanna come sounds like fun want to come toast meh i've got other things to do alright then come on toast mini adventure awaits so what did you want to do first i want to see the forest uh yeah there's tons of fun to be had there let's go boy running sure is fun right tablet pin toe slayer why did you want to come here for that oh yeah that thing it's an evil machine that toast almost took over the world with but it's completely busted even if you wanted to you wouldn't be able to fix it fixed it and now to complete my quest toast mini what are you doing completing my quest what quest i was born to finish the job toast never did taking over the world why do you care about taking over the world i don't know i was just born like that it's pretty funny [Music] you'll never stop me tablet pink no that was my one job and you ruined it you better start talking what are you and where did you come from okay fine i am an evil clone of toast i don't completely remember where i came from but all i know is that we were born to finish the job our originals didn't our oh yeah there were two more of us many clones i don't know where they went but i'm sure they're having a swell time well if you don't know who told you to be evil then how do you know you're actually evil what do you mean well there's a life out there to enjoy so enjoy it i guess i could give it a try awesome now come with me i know a place where we can start here's a burger one of life's finest luxuries delectable i guess this world is pretty great that's the spirit i want to go see more of it i'll see you later tablet pin see ya toast minnie what a strange little creature i do wonder where he came from though oh well welcome back to a new type of battle with a prize smaller than normal five contestants will be competing for this prize find out who will win right now on the daily object show mini [Music] the boats have been cast and checkmark is eliminated [Music] [Music] hopefully you can find some other box of tissues to cry your tears because box of tissues is eliminated [Music] which of the newbies do you like the most let's see which one of them will join the game [Music] in our first three person elimination acid drop gets the food [Music] we're almost near the end let's see which of these two will make it into the final two [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] we've had many votes throughout the season but this is the one that matters the most let's find out who will win the grand prize [Music] [Applause] [Music] why did you call us all your boss i've called all six of you here tonight because we have a situation on our hands you are right my shipment of normal pills hasn't arrived yet i i don't know what to do i highly doubt that is actually the situation god i'd fire all of you if i could but i need your help this guy computer stole a very valuable item from our shop called the really neutral smelling lotion technically it was sold to him but he didn't pay full price not full price girl what should we do i need you six to enter into the next season of his competition show as contestants computer usually gives the winners of these competitions lotion as a prize and i have no doubt that his next prize up for grabs will be our neutral smelling lotion i can't wait to compete ah my son was telling me how he competed in one of these before should be a piece of cake don't worry cigar we'll get you that lotion that's what i like to hear now go welcome back audience to the daily object shop wait there are no more contestants ahem allow us to introduce ourselves oh thank the heavens you are all gems the u6 want to compete in my new season that's why we're here my name is shu and this is meatball magma bucket normal pill envelope and cauldron awesome the prize is the really neutral smelling lotion this lotion will only go to the winner you have not won yet rats so six contestants one really neutral smelling lotion this is the sixth season of the daily object show your first challenge is a cooking challenge u6 will be split into two teams of three the team that cooks the worst dish will be up for elimination the teams are magma bucket normal pill and shoe and meatball clothing an envelope get cooking can any of you cook i'm actually a great cook but i can't cook without my normal pills genuinely the dumbest person i've ever met wait where's magma bucket if my hypothesis is correct my computer would love a meal of bark grass and trash and this is based on don't worry about it i've got a meal right here time's up give me your dishes oh no we don't have a dish don't worry guys i have mcdonald's can never go wrong with a travis scott meal good job here's ours [Music] why this is this is the worst thing that i've ever put into my mouth you all are awful isn't that a ride to gordon yeah vote for one of these three to be eliminated using the poll in the description voting ends in 2 hours we may have lost but this competition is so much fun remember why we're here meatball we can't let boss down all right everyone let's get that lotion and run off [Music] time for the elimination [Music] we got 2004 votes envelope is safe with 379 votes and meatball is safe with 722 votes cauldron you have been eliminated with 902 votes um i was not the foolish buffoon who made us hollows that was meatball this is outrageous sarcophagus [Music] your next challenge is to live if you die you are up for elimination what so magma bucket when we eventually get that lotion and get our money what are you gonna do with it we aren't really allowed to disclose any of that meatball then let's say if you could illegally get some money and spend it what would you do with it well the plan would be to head home and spend some time with my family that's why i do all this meatball i'm like vin diesel except i have a mustache yeah i needed to buy more meat boots charming you realize you're a cannibal right what no are you nuts yeah that meat boot is made from meat and you're a meatball you good so shoe any word from boss yet and uh on the off chance my normal pills what is up with you in these normal pills i need them to be normal you're odd exactly but i don't get it my plan earlier should have worked we can't let cigar down who knows what he'd do to us yeah your plan was pretty bad i am chilling hey computer meatball died normal pill and envelope also died terrific now [Music] a fight to the death whoever wins gets immunity easy what like i said it's all about the gambling [Music] magma bucket wins immunity vote for either shoe meatball envelope or normal pill to be eliminated voting ends in two hours time for the elimination [Music] we got 2 360 votes things really came down to the wire this time the first two safe are envelope and meatball with 376 and 441 votes respectively so it's down a shoe and normal pill the one eliminated is normal pill with 803 votes she was safe with 739 that's it you pulled my last straw speed run [Music] the challenge is to sing a little song for me oh yeah if young metro don't trust [Music] [Music] oh my god i think we have a winner meatball that singing was superb you get immunity i do yeah vote for either shu envelope or magma to be eliminated using the poll in the description voting ends in two hours [Music] [Music] man this competition is so much fun what's wrong shoe i don't know i'm starting to have my doubts about cigar i still want to get the lotion and bring it back to him but at the same time this competition isn't all that bad what if i want to keep the prize for myself but cigar is our boss he'd have you killed if you went off the plan meatball aren't you of all people the one most interested in this competition i'm just here for the competition i don't really give a hoot about the lotion that's all you pal if you really want to go against cigar be my guest but just leave me out of it [Music] so that's how it is huh [Music] we got a season record of 2 675 votes nice magma bucket you were the first one safe with 359 votes shu you are eliminated with 1 300 votes envelope you are saved with thousand and fifteen what whatever it's a game show serves you right traitor what [Music] alright you three it's time for our finale wait what that's right instead of a two person finale like we usually do this time it'll be a three-person finale the stakes are higher than ever your final challenge will be not so fast cigar oh hey dude we're kind of busy right now can you come back later you stole the really neutral smelling lotion from me and now i'm here to take it back but boss we were just about to win the lotion for you i couldn't risk one of you winning and taking it wait where's you oh he's right here wait what ah it's a cigar computer put me back put me back i know it was you shoe first you hear me and then i got a text from magma bucket saying how you're planning on taking the lotion for yourself once it's all over you know what we do to traders in the mafia what you guys are scared of a little kiss here dude you can give me a little smooch you think this is a game computer that was the overseer de la mortar the kiss of death how about you three want his fate no sir we stand with you boss good now seize him [Music] you are no match for the mafia henry over the lotion or you'll end up like him not yet come on everyone we gotta stop cigar are you an idiot you kept us prisoner inside of you while we were eliminated yeah we're joining the mafia team this is correct if you join my team you'll get a whiff of this oh my i feel i feel neutral no i feel normal [Music] let's go you all wish death upon yourselves magma cube meatball finish them uh huh wait no i may be doing this for my family but i know they'd still want me to do what's right why isn't this working your kisses of death are neutralized by the power of the lotion what no computer what's going on we were able to bring you back to life and get everyone on our side with the power of the lotion shoe you were my most loyal employee why turn on me for these jokes this whole competition is a joke it may be a joke to you but to me it's been all fun come on everyone let's finish this [Music] huh what the hell put this shield down coward [Music] with pleasure get him everyone bro it's over cigar you don't have control over any of them anymore mark my words i will find all of you and you all will pay do it then i am hilarious what's going on what was that computer do you know what that was no idea here meatball you win the prize congrats so uh y'all want dinner yeah whatever whatever what the welcome cigar we've been waiting for you [Music] welcome cigar to the astral plane now that you're here with us our mission can finally start who are you on an evil computer welcome back audience to the daily object show mini this time we have four new faces a season one returner and a failed debuter from last season find out who will win a smaller but greater prize right now on tdos mini again [Music] um these forest killing strategies didn't work out too well scott jr is the first one out [Music] [Music] these guys didn't balance the rack that well say farewell to pants [Music] not fast enough science fair project is eliminated [Music] [Music] these two didn't find twitter all that amusing dog house is out [Music] let's see which one of them will win the season [Music] [Music] airplane skull cobalt blue evil bloodbag evil computer what are you all doing here what is this place welcome cigar to the astral plane this plane of existence is for spirits who are in a limbo like us not in heaven not in hell just here here we can exist for a greater purpose all of us have something in common we were defeated humiliated by this man computer so regardless of if some of us are enemies ourselves i have brought you all together for a common goal kill computer at whatever cost you finally gonna tell us how we're even gonna do it yes if i could pass your attention over to cobalt blue i'm sure all of you know who i am correct yeah weren't you one of the super objects aren't you literally a god correct and because of my time as a super object i was able to gain the knowledge of what it takes to become one you see one of the five super objects wasn't like the others they were artificially created an artificial super object that's right i was there the night they became a super object and i know what's needed if we get the right ingredients we can have the powers of gods all will bow before our fight and we can finally get revenge on computer what ingredients do we need in order to create the substance powerful enough to turn us all into super objects we need these the really good smelling lotion the really bad smelling lotion the really neutral smelling lotion and the really chaotic smelling lotion these four lotions contain the powers we need our mission will be to split up and find all four lotions once they're all found we will combine their energies together into an all-powerful substance that will turn us all into true gods so you all in yeah excellent airplane you'll get the really neutral smelling lotion let's go and cigar you two get the really bad smelling lotion and cobalt blue i need you to get the really good smelling lotion all the way up from the sun what about the really chaotic smelling lotion right now we don't know exactly where it is but i have no doubt computer's next competition will tell us where it is until then go find the lotions and we will have what is rightfully ours what about me boss i have a different mission for you you see there have been surges of evil energy occurring around the area these surges can only mean one thing the evil clothing machine is being used and we don't know by who yet i need you to find this person and destroy them we can't risk them interfering with our mission got it i'll do what i can boss good finally my time is shine welcome to the seventh season of the daily object show you all voted for which old contestants you'd like to see return for another chance to compete hear the contestants returning from season one scat card and cringe pill stand aside winner coming through you did not win returning from season three despacito pill tiny tacos hal and lava bucket who voted him back in son be nice and returning from season six magma bucket and normal pill oh my gosh finally the pill family reunion ah it is no more larola hey why are you speaking mexican dude good to see you cousin u9 will be split into three teams of three we'll pick teams when we head to our new competition area new competition area that's right get on the bus everyone [Music] ah the beach finally i can work on my tan so the blue team will be normal pill scat and card the red team will be despacito pill cringe pill and the tiny tacos and the yellow team will be hal lava bucket and magma bucket wait why am i not on a team with my pals anymore am i not normal enough to be with them [Music] this season there will be no eliminations instead you three teams will compete in challenges against each other and at the end of each challenge the audience will vote on which of your teams they think did the best in the episode this will go on until our finale when all of the total votes your team has accumulated will be added up and the team with the most votes will compete against each other in the finale so make yourselves look good and try your best i can't wait to start so viewers welcome to the daily object show beach battle your first challenge is to serve your teams will have one board each do the sickest tricks to impress the audience begin just let me handle all the work i'm the professional surfer here see you suckers surfing yeah i could be donating to my favorite toy streamer right now back in my day i used to surf the waves like a champion [Music] so audience vote for which team you think did the best in the challenge [Music] what are you supposed to be great hey look an airplane that's a biplane smaller version of an airplane shut up gramps think you could just kick my dad around like that [Music] what a lovely night who are you i'm airplane and that lotion is mine not if i have anything to say about it nice try idiot it was lovely meeting you meatball but i've gotta go omg you guys are so small hi hello we are the tiny tacos i'm card wanna be friends okay um what is this we made a new friend oh no she is on the opposite team you can't be friends with her hey the cringe pill how are you you are also not on my team get out i am not normal time for the challenge your second challenge is to collect seashells on the shore find the shiniest or the most amount of seashells to impress the audience go hey do you think you can help us find seashells no way dude i gotta mingle with the beach babes get digging despacito pill the seashells are probably underground man we are just the best at collecting seashells and we don't even need baskets we are the baskets there's no way this plant could possibly fail time to mingle and so then i said hey babe want to watch the presidential election and then she said who's in the room [Music] why does it smell so bad in here what is this um this is a babes only zone so scram well maybe the babes prefer me let's put it to a vote viewers vote are we yeah no we're not doing this sket return to the challenge and you get out of here you're not even in the season fine so ladies what the this monster is ruining my game and the day has been saved once again thanks to me where did that thing even come from oh yeah there's mossido pillow and i found it underground we are great not really thankfully i destroyed viewers vote for whichever team you think found the most impressive seashells [Music] where is that energy source coming from oh my god i have more power no me this world will be mine i won't let you win [Music] hey guys what's going on evil coding machine but wait where's the power source no way did you eat the power source to it wow you became a living cloning machine only downside is how you're unresponsive let's change that at last i forgot what it was like to have a body are you our master you wish time for an army more worthy to call my own [Music] time for your next challenge everyone build a sand castle to impress the audience this will be your final challenge before the finale so make it count the sand castle is coming together pretty well this is such a good sandcastle scat great job thanks work 70 hours on it barely sweat what [Applause] [Music] what's going on help hey come over here thank you despacito pill good job computer but not good enough who the heck are you you may not recognize me in this body but trust me we've met before computer all the way back when you started i was there with evil computer i was there when we got sent to the sun [Applause] evil blood bag that's right computer and this time i have more power than you could possibly contestants the challenge is to defeat these clones defeat them in any cool way to impress the audience what someone restrain him cringe pill make a jail cell of some kind you know how to build stuff all right now how are you doing this evil bloodbag evil blood bomb now you see there have been surges of evil energy occurring around this area for a while the only thing that could have caused it is the evil cloning machine the evil cloning machine my invention but that's impossible last time i saw the cloning machine was in skull stole it and used it to try and take me down in australia well it got back here i don't exactly know what the original owner of this body was thinking but i have a pretty strong suspicion that they found and ate the power source of the evil corning machine that's why this body can summon clones whenever that is incredible this dude became a living cloning machine well i'm glad you find this amusing there's a side effect when bombing the power source i think his body was using all of its energy to sustain the power source and as a result he was left stationary unable to move only being able to create clones at random then how come you can control the body remember computer technically i'm also an evil clone my energy matches that of the power source that has to mean something come on contestants there's no stopping what's coming computer and you know it so uh what do we do now computer yeah what about the competition for now you all don't need to do anything today you all showed your strength and i couldn't be more proud to call you all my contestants but now viewers it's time for you to vote on which of the three teams you want to compete in the finale you can vote between the red team the blue team or the yellow team next episode the votes will be added up and whoever has accumulated the most votes over the last three challenges will be competing in our season 7 finale vote using the poll in the description so uh what are we going to do about him don't worry i've got a plan for that hey uh skull right that's it what a computer do to you well a while ago i helped computer find the really good smelling lotion i thought it would be a quick in and out but he made me miss my whole night and i ended up missing the galactus fortnite event after that i vowed to cause chaos on his show i almost got away with it but this dude called the police and i got arrested you are so in the right it's nice to have someone else here who's actually sane i was joking your reason sucks what's your story tough guy i was a mob boss who was trying to get back a lotion computer stole from me he made my employees turn on me and well i'm sure you know the rest exactly pretty much on the same boat nah but actually that's pretty cool i wasn't lying when i said you were the only sane one evil computer and evil bloodbaggered straight up evil airplanes stole some lotion which is pretty much a war crime and cobalt blue is just a psychopath with a god complex out of everyone here isn't he the one with the most power though wasn't he one of the super objects that's just it kopaflu mentioned how one of the super objects was artificially given powers i have a pretty strong feeling that he was that object for real yeah i mean you could literally just look at him he doesn't fit in at all with the rest of them i guess i'm all for trying to get revenge on computer but can we both agree to watch cobalt blue he's dangerous and if there's any possibility he'll turn we would all be destroyed better safe than sorry i think we just found our targets and then table pen and i jumped down to get the dollar i was so close but tablo pen ended up getting it first it's okay though second place isn't that bad wow sucks you didn't get in but it sounds like you had fun yeah hey did you all see that [Music] [Applause] skull that's right what i've never seen you before in my life we're here to take back the really bad smelling ocean i want to see you try [Music] yeah what's happening see you later now where is the lotion get ready contestants it's time to add up all the votes for the season and see which one of your teams will compete in the finale let's begin since i've left the tv back in the planes i got a new little contraption to help us out with the votes we got a grand total of 11 943 votes over the last three episodes let's see which team came out on top congratulations to the red team cringe pill despacito pill and the tiny tacos you three will compete against each other in our beach battle finale i always knew i'd win blue team yellow team thank you for competing you both did horribly i will kill you alright tiny tacos cringe pill and despacito pill it's time to see who will win this thing this challenge will involve our little blood bomb friend over there [Music] your challenge today will be to head into the mindscape of evil blood bomb and try to find the real bomb whoever saves bomb and gets out first wins the season it's a realm where spirits reside each one of us has one shut up nerd believe it or not cringe pill is right yeah every living object has a mindscape where their spirit resides right now evil bloodbag is possessing bomb so to me that says that evil bloodbag is somewhere in bomb's mindscape most likely keeping them hostage we gotta get in there and try to save them this sounds hard get over it stop fighting i agree with the tiny tacos bomb might not even be in there i'm willing to take the chance now let's get started why is this no plan well i was thinking cringe pill could build us a machine that could transport all of our spirits and evil blood bomb oh so i built two machines and all of a sudden i'm the mechanic so you're not going to build it oh no i already am i just wanted to make you feel bad yup kind of cringe dude it's like you don't even know me behold the mindscape teleporter 7 000. where are the other 6999 vamanos other contestants i need you all to hang around here and keep an eye on our bodies while we're in there and keep an eye on evil blood bomb too if they get out of their cage and we're still in there things can get ugly hit the button card good luck [Music] whoa this is a lot different than cobalt blues mindscape [Music] okay everyone remember the challenge whoever can find bomb and get them through that portal wins the season and the grand prize the really chaotic smelling lotion get searching what are you gonna do i'm gonna go find evil blood bag he's got to be in here somewhere [Music] this place is scary no creole ramos well bam whoa how did you get here don't be freaked out you little wuss don't worry we're here to save you nice voice thanks come on mom let's get out of here i can't get out of here none of you can he's got this place locked down he kept me trapped here for what feels like forever again evil blood bag it can't be that bad right can't be that bad trust me you have no idea what you're dealing with so how's you in water things are amazing sucks i didn't get to compete in any seasons with her but it's fine that's nice huh uh guys good morning this should be fun [Music] [Applause] [Music] evil blood bag computer what a nice surprise don't think i won't get rid of you again not this time this body's mine now and trust me you are not powerful enough to stop me this time [Music] [Music] what do you want evil bloodbag why are you back you made me burn up in the sun and now i'm back to burn your competition to the ground by possessing bomb and using his cloning abilities to your advantage bingo and with these powers i will continue building my army and we will expand soon every home every city will be taken over by the might of my clones until you give me what i want which is come on computer what is anyone you've ever faced ever won i'm here for lotion the really chaotic smelling lotion yeah not a chance you're getting that well then you can watch all your contestants this should be fun come on everyone we took them down before we can do it again you missed us [Music] [Music] get ready for my thumb destroyer [Music] let's go with me don't worry guard we'll get through this card oh no speed run [Music] i'm gonna get away i'm gonna make [Music] you can't give up on we can still find a way out of here we can't i've been here for months you mind telling us what really happened you ate the power source to the evil cloning machine right that was a power source to a cloning machine see well once i ate the power source i popped up in this place it looked a lot different before there was a force field surrounding the power source that i was never able to step into i've been trapped here with nothing to do nobody to call that is until evil bloodbag showed up he showed up and was able to head into the force field like it was nothing since then he's transformed this place into his own set i would never leave until he got the really chaotic smelling lotion i don't know what that means but ocean oh no we gotta go find computer now forget it evil blood bags probably already got him just accept your fate like i did yeah we don't do that around here come on [Music] music [Music] piece of cake now there has to be something in here that can help there's no way out computer to save the world and save your contestants give me the really chaotic smelling lotion do and i'll leave i'll destroy this power source so no more clones can ever be created ever again and if not you can stay in here forever like bomb watching the world kneel before me hey confetti cannon [Music] [Applause] fine here yes yes yes finally what you gave him the lotion listen i had relax your host was only doing what was needed to free you all now i'm not staying in this dump anymore hey this dump is my mind yeah trust me i know but before i go a parting gift [Music] no what what did you do doing what you said there now no more clones can be made see you in the end times computer [Music] stand back everyone this one could be huge [Music] [Applause] see ya chumps bomb get in there and take control [Music] forget bomb they don't need our help anymore first one out of here wins [Music] are you okay see dude you guys missed it we fought off all these clones and then evil bloodbath came out and flew away yeah we were there where's bomb it worked i'm finally back that's good to hear but there's one problem everyone gather [Music] up kneel before us the abomination what are we gonna do we have to stop this here and now i know a way to stop them what this whole mess was caused when i ate the power source let me put an end to it [Music] i'm gonna go [Applause] bomb saved us i care computer who won the season oh yeah the winner of beach battle is the tiny tacos we won you sure did yay what's our prize since the lotion was taken uh here's a mcdonald's gift card catch you later losers oh so he's not gonna take us home no huh you guys want to come yay free food for a whole month hey dad can we adopt hal i thought you didn't like him changed my mind after that dope fight are you going to feed him he pretty much eats whatever he wants sure i don't care best day of my life let's go buddy thank you everyone for another fantastic season of the daily object show you know we've had a lot of competitions thus far but i think it's time to finish it all off an all-star season next season all six of our winning contestants will compete against each other for not the title of winner but for the title of champion subscribe so you'll be the first to know when it happens but for now thank you for voting and for watching the daily object show beach battle [Music] what took you so long can't it bonehead i got our chaotic smelling lotion excellent work evil bloodbag i knew i could count on you did you also stop the source of those clones yes sir the clone wars are done for good it's all us amazing [Music] here we go i present to you the really good smelling lotion oh it's been too long huh incredible it's a thing computer had all this power at his disposal and did nothing with it just pass them off as mere trophies well i say it's time we use these for what they were made for it's time to become what i was meant to be everyone follow me ah this takes me back why do we come all the way to cobalt mountain naval computer because cigar this is the place we'll be commencing our ritual if you don't remember in order to become a super object we need to combine the essences of all four lotions everyone it's time to empty these bottles be sure to combine [Music] [Music] that's it divine powers right in front of your eyes you're sure this will work color blue trust me you'll feel pain for a few seconds but once your power start activating you will feel unstoppable [Music] [Music] ah [Music] well it's more than i could have ever imagined well what are y'all waiting for oh man i've been waiting for this for a while remember keep your eye out the moment he turns back this psychopath can backstab and destroy us all i got your back yes finally tap it off whoa we did it evil computer what is this i want to thank you all for making me a super object with this power i can defeat computer and get revenge once and for all however what's the fun in stopping there if i had five times this power i could rule this entire planet you what plot twist the boss at least take me with you we were created the same evil computer more like brothers you are so gullible all you've been to me was upon a disposable henchman that i knew would follow my every command now i will steal your powers and reigns you breathe i'm calling for your computer [Music] [Music] [Music] is [Music] until you break [Music] break down they say be me look beneath the bed before you go to sleep [Music] is [Music]

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Length: 93min 22sec (5602 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 05 2022