Ex-Men: Jean Grey

professor X you wanted to see me Jean Grae I've been wondering have you as a fellow psychic ever perchance glanced into my eye no professor that would be a violation of trust I completely agree however what if I were to extend to you an invitation to peek inside to so you could bear witness to the knowledge I've amassed over the years as the world's greatest psychic really you'd let me do that for you Jean anything that would be an honor sir proceed oh my god what the hell was that I shouldn't have to explain it to you but obviously I'd like to give you a good boning oh my god is this what you brought me in here for was to hit on me no no no I invited you in here simply to let you know that you're a very important member of the x-men thank you and to invite you to see a very important x-men's member what fine no I know what you meant you're a teacher here students look up to you you I'm a teacher good let's go with that let's role play you are a student and you're failing young lady if you want this F to be an A you need to let me ask you in your a how about you fr you know I have a boyfriend yes Cyclops the Ray Ban wearing two you know we're very much in love how are you because I've seen you many times in the halls with Wolverine it's complicated thanks for reading part of your Facebook page look I get it you're into Wolverine he's a big hairy dick if you're into big hairy dicks I can certainly oblige the carpet does not match the drapes this is shag down there Oh a shag carpet because no one's wanted it since the 70s it's fallen vivacious look I'm clearly the safest choice in this entire match Cyclops his glasses fall off while you're doing it you're toast Wolverine he prematurely shoots out his blades cut you up malls you what they I'm done hearing this you're ready to act great no I I love you professor X I want you to take me right here right now how dare you don't you ever control me with your mind again I can control lots of you with my mind like think of me as a giant psychic vibrator well you are being a huge dildo professor X please call me professor sex you know Oh professor xxx whatever you prefer remember when they rated pornos it's never gonna happen oh come on gene have you ever had sex with a guy in a wheelchair I can pop a wheelie a boner and a cherry all at once okay you've convinced me really yes great fantastic why don't you take a peek into my mind for a second yes you it was dicks and they were touching it was like the Unrated Magic Mike you see them on where the foreskin was over the without the foreskin oh my god I believe they call that talking and yes I saw it holy God I'm sorry Jean Grey I am a crass obnoxious [ __ ] please accept my apology thank you I still want to bone you I didn't make you say that doesn't make it any less true you know what professor I quit the x-men wait no Jean I've crossed the line again and again I don't know what to say for myself but I apologize really I can't express that any more earnestly I am sorry okay your hair looks great is that okay from one friend to another yeah that's that's an okay compliment you know how Rogue has that white streak in her hair have you ever wanted one of those because I have a product that's a hundred percent organic come back when your Phoenix you won't be the only thing that's rising my she gets it [Music]

Channel: Pete Holmes

Views: 6,927,419

Keywords: Pete Holmes (TV Writer), Pete Holmes, Jean Grey (Comic Book Character), Deanna Russo (TV Actor)

Id: I-iMVsi0IuY

Length: 4min 20sec (260 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 18 2014