Doing Really ILLEGAL Things And NOT Getting In Trouble!!!

our /r screwed it what is something illegal you have done and got away without getting caught I stood in my own car from the tow impound lot best part was getting the certified letter months later that they were going to auction it if I didn't come and pay for it you should have gone back with the letter and demanded to see the car oh my god would they be liable for losing your car is this the perfect fraud probably a stolen vehicle report would need to be filed and if you get pulled over in a stolen vehicle that just so happens to be yours that would reveal a fraud since this is a high up comment I want to take a second to advertise that I got to go home early from work cause I sneezed and did myself have a wonderful day guys when I went backpacking through Europe I bought an airsoft pistol in Italy a replica beretta 92fs nickel-plated it looked real it was heavy I could have pointed it at you and you would think it was real because I'm a ducking idiot I decided to bring it home to Canada with me I packed it in my checked baggage big backpack and didn't think anything of it until I arrived back in Toronto and was asked to put my bag in the x-ray machine of customs at this point I realized holy doc I'm bringing a gun into the country replica handguns are completely illegal I would have been a net load of trouble and I started to panic lucky me I remembered exactly how I had packed the pistol so when I lay the bag on the conveyor belt I laid it down so that the x-ray wouldn't see the profile of the pistol when the bag went through the machine you could clearly see the gun but it was at an angle facing away so rather than a pistol shape it was just a metal rectangle the inspection agent guy whatever stopped the belt pointed directly at the chunk of metal and said what's that I looked him dead in the eye and said it's a toy the next few seconds felt like an eternity I could feel my pulse pounding in my neck I was terrified but then he just said okay welcome home and let me go I retrieved my bag walked into the main terminal then went and threw up in the nearest garbage can you I was dumb but I got away with it edit I've been informed that these airsoft pistols are not in fact illegal my entire life is a sham the summer after I graduated high school my best friend and I bought season passes to Six Flags and decided to go everyday because it was only an hour plus away a week or two into our summer Six Flags introduced there fast passes we immediately bought them jumped the line and were hooked this was going to be the best summer of our lives with the fast passes were like twenty dollars each which adds up if you're going every day luckily for us the stupid idiots printed them on business cards and punched out a hole when you rode so we just printed our own at home on my friend's dad's super nice printer and rode the it out of every ride we could we started making friends with the ride operators and they'd start telling us what color bein could be the next week so we could stay ahead of the law and the suckers in line after two months or so they started printing them on plastic but I worked at a plastic factory but used plastic sheeting that was the same thickness and we were still able to print them if I cut the sheets down to size we got to ride the rest of the summer out in style if the next year they introduced the tamagoyaki lookin fast passes and I knew that I'd been beaten it was the best summer of my life and it was really thrilling to feel like I was getting away with something that was technically illegal but also was a completely victimless crime stole some candy when I was six years old at the corner store in 1967 the summer of love for candy I hid it behind a sock ball in my hand I even showed the sock ball to the owner and said you liked my sock ball I still feel remorse he was nice gentleman what is a sock ball just a bull duck sock back in the old days we'd take an old sock boil it up and tape it with electrical tape I think it was in place of a wiffle ball I once overslept for an oral English exam so I forged the letter I received with the date and moved it to following week showed it to my English teacher and she said it was probably a mistake but I had to show it to the school dean as well to get approval for a reschedule I showed the forge letter to him and he instantly instantly found a mistake I made in the letter and just casually said that the letter look typed over I was sweating bullets at that point because forging a letter for an exam is a pretty harsh offense and could have gotten me suspended but he just shrugged it off and gave me permission for a reschedule I guess since I wasn't a troublemaker he just gave me a pass the Dean was one of the cooler teachers at school though he loved Sponge Bob and if he gave you detention work you had to make a spongebob figure with a sponge and such I had a somewhat similar situation I ordered a book for a court and discovered upon arrival that it was the instructors edition with all the answers so I just used that breezed through class so just before the final the professor calls me out on it tells me it's considered plagiarism tell me she was going to report me to the Dean and get me expelled I go to the Dean myself that day and explained the situation he sais closes his eyes and starts rubbing his temples now I think I'm in for it God she is such a rich I wish they'd let me fire her he says finally he didn't care he decided that since I was able to pass the midterms and if I could pass a final on my own without the book then who cares where I got the homework answers from he also said there is not one time in your professional life that you won't have access to research materials it's ludicrous to think otherwise she was not happy and made sure to tell me after I had aced my final that if she ever saw my name on the roster for one of her classes that she'd personally see that I never got him told her that was up to the Dean and she was 0 for 1 right now on that front I visited her abandoned building someone called the police and 30 minutes later we saw firefighters walking into the huge building just to search us luckily we saw it when we we're already out I went into CVS for three things deodorant the specific pencils I like to use and a notebook I grabbed the deodorant peruse the office supply aisle and saw they didn't have the pencils I wanted so I decided it wasn't worth it to get the note Kyah feeling like my trip was a failure I left walked out of CVS with the deodorant in my hand no alarm went off no employee stopped me about three steps outside of the door I realized I just still however unintentionally so I walked back in bought the deodorant and three other items out of guilt still the Blue Angels flag from the hangar they were parked in when I was in the Navy the Blue Angels visted the airbase I was stationed at they proceeded to kick all of our planes out of our hangar and I had to fix our birds out in the rain in a fit of contempt on the last day they were there I went into the Mezen still the flag hanging from the overhead beams I still have the flag and wear it like a cape from time to time there's an annual competition held in Northern California known as the kinetic sculpture race teams come from around the state or even around the world to compete in a day's long time trial in amphibious man powered vehicles that they've designed and built during the year that I attended there were quite a number of incredibly creative entrants including a large yellow septic tank that had been outfitted with wheels and a propeller and I was absolutely giddy of the prospect that my team might actually win unfortunately a small obstacle stood between me and a chance and piloting the kinetic sculpture that had helped build in order to compete each entrant needed to be at least 18 years old and I hadn't quite hit that mark yet in fact most of our team was underage given that the majority of us were members of the High School Robotics team we might have been more worried about the age-related mandate except for the fact that having the fastest vehicle was only one of the ways that someone could win one of the other ways was to pursue the coveted most creative cheaters award see the race in question was more of a light hearted opportunity to show off the sculptures than it was in actual competition everyone still did their best to win of course good playful shenanigans like bribing a judge with stickers to overlook certain transgressions were both expected and encouraged given that our team was lacking in legal adults and yet still intent on attending and competing one of my friends suggested that we all create our own fake identification with the caveat being that they had to be very obviously counterfeit to give you some idea of how the final results turned out the young man who had originally suggested the tactic showed up with a car that looked like it was the illegitimate offspring of a tie-dyed shirt and a flamingo his portrait featured him grinning from ear to ear and the only visible text read I'm 18 really trust me that was the most believable of our fake identification to mine was actually just a scrap off paper on which I'd hastily scrawled Max's totally an adult because I'd forgotten to make one until after we'd already arrived at the competition in the end everyone on my team got to race hell we even dressed alike so that we could switch out competitors whenever we got tired we did pretty well overall and even though we didn't win any of the Speed centric events we did get to go home with that most creative cheaters trophy the man who handed it off to us even took special care to list all of our various pranks stunts capers and japes up to and including the fact that we weren't actually allowed to be there TL DR I was a member of a counterfeiting ring that manufactured in unlicensed vehicle I went fifty miles per hour when the limit was 45 I'm just here looking for the comment that says murder murder I'd really appreciate it if you liked and subscribed [Music]

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Length: 10min 14sec (614 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 17 2019