Baldurs Gate 3 - Tactician Perma Death Challenge Run - The Mommy Drussy Attempt - Part 1

what happened to Starfield here's the whole reason right here I am so excited to finally be playing Starfield man this game has been a long time coming I'm excited for a new Bethesda game you know it just shouldn't be hello weird what was that Scarlet s [Music] leave me alone yeah eventually we'll go back to it I just got bored and I wanted to do my Challenge on a bg3 and we're doing permadeath we're doing a monk Rogue fighter I'm gonna take Shadow heart out of here and she's gonna I am not losing Shadow heart this [ __ ] early dude we're gonna turn Astorian into bardstarian I know we said we wanted to have will with us but honestly what can I do for you Astorian is our choice for romance this playthrough what is that a cure I did not just inadvertently end my first I did not just I did not hold out arm your legs probably give out first it'll be like going to sleep is there an antidote you can't have it give me the gods damned antidote I won't I can't you can't do this your leader needs to talk to me but maybe you deserve a chance you're damn right I do have half a mind to murder Nettie for doing that oh no I'm done talking to her dude I really can't stand that she thinks I'm down to have a conversation with her right now after she just tried to [ __ ] murder me just tell me if there's a cure or not I'm [ __ ] done you know what you don't understand you know what you [ __ ] did that's like she knows you've got a terminal illness and instead of dealing with it she's just like I'm gonna take you out back and put you down like Old Yeller like what are you vicious mockery historian did not just say Behold a most noisy cuck talk to a starian real quick it's cool the Stars I mean I could take or leave your chin the vibe a Starion is giving on this run through is so much different than the vibe we got last time little adventure of ours be over what will you miss me why not I have many talents if you want to explore them a delicious thought what are you waiting for the right moment sleep tight don't let him suck I'm just a Capri Sun baby let's go I'm gonna let him suck dude for sure persuasion that's enough let him kill you guys know this is this is permadeath guys we can't let him kill us make this the exception fine this will be the only exception to the permadeath Run rip not legit runt [ __ ] you God damn it if we're having one exception I'll let it be for the [ __ ] the Astorian thirsters out there because the only reason why we're Romancing historian is for the Astorian thirsters you're a good person wow not a true permadeath listen okay if I let him drink me dry here I can't be seeing not a true permadeath okay run ruined we're technically not dead yet let us have this run over God damn it changing rules last second I don't know what to do here ignore the run over people let me Sim please these 50 Subs to let him drink Jesus I'm gonna hit me with a 50 bomb right now I'm [ __ ] hell that's not Carlock Carlock was our first run love and probably my my personal permalove Carlock 100 on this run I promised everyone we'd have a star and be our Romance I'm gonna let him drink us dry and I don't want to hear from anybody that the Run was ruined or that we cheated the Run okay we're doing this for a story moment and for the Astorian thirsters I don't want to hear it I don't want to [ __ ] hear a cheat run shut the [ __ ] up my 50 wasn't a lie that's a real thing you're actually saying you'll get 50 Subs you feel a little cold but that's all there's no more pain no more fear no more struggle it's all over something Terrible's happened oh oh Olympia Olympic poop this is still a run it just just to maybe be a little bit of a Capri Capri Sun Run where's he at talk to me you little [ __ ] you looked a little ill last night but you've certainly recovered ill you killed me he killed feels like a strong word not many corpses have your Vigor you're supposed to take a hot character dude are you saying mommy dressy is not hot CIA you're a racist let's go talk wait we didn't talk to oh [ __ ] what happened who's this what's happening who is it hey guys we need to sneak real quick go pick up go pick up all the end games bro it's the song they played in act one that's Fawcett I'd like to know him biblically I know we're committing to an historian romance this run but dudes I just I [ __ ] love Carlock let's in the back where they came from you want to be fine we'll save you Ben ring strength difficulty 10 hit let's try with lysel thank you Mommy drusy you're gonna go ahead and potion throw was he allergic to a health potion you gotta ask what allergies they have before you give them any medication sir the health potions made of glass you threw a bottle on a man's head shut up could this health potion may contain peanuts please run that way pain the pack Leader's mind claps onto yours wait what the what the [ __ ] happened the last time we won this did not happen illicit wisdom use the power within you to make her obey the voice to Brave the flames and feast on the meat in the cave set up bombs drop item wisdom she wants more meat dominate her mind ordering her to Feast on the other Knolls its house will Feast on null flesh to control the hunger oh I was so concerned that the bomb was gonna murder us all I I thought I just lost three characters in The permadeath dominate her mind command her to Feast on herself this is okay I don't like that dude that was that was terrifying ah the guardian you guys are making me want to look up ice bikes that is insane for anyone that's curious this I just typed in I spice on Google the similarity is pretty [ __ ] close you didn't know what ice spice looked like no I'm a boom I'm 29. you literally made her I hit randomized 15 times then we came up with this now 29 dude I'm over the hill I'm already middle-aged you better you better stop I beat my bike how old are you 29 but I feel not a day over 27. I remember back in my day on Saturday mornings we'd watch Ed Edd n Eddy Courage the Cowardly Dog a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh season one with Pegasus in the eye Auntie Ethel is in the [ __ ] what I have a few odds and ends for sale she seems nice [Music] Bard sing words of mine will turn to Ash that was terrible I'll show you how it's done my teacher always seem to crumble like ash words of mine will turn to Ash is she really pretending like a starian didn't just feed her that line dude she is gaslighting the [ __ ] out of everybody pretending like she just came up with that get over yourself lady and also look at a story in the background just like this [ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm actually like kind of nervous to do paladins I'm not gonna lie to you I'm just nervous because I think one of the guys has like a almost a one hit ability there's one in here she's chilling here and then there's two in this room he's the one that we really need to worry about unders 57 HP but he [ __ ] slaps could we secretly kill her close this door behind us however she stands there watching you barricade wait see you later oh what holy [ __ ] burning hands 3-18 cast please yes [ __ ] you wanders you piece of [ __ ] cut it out that spell of yours is attracting mosquitoes that figure you conjured who is she someone you missed mystra for indeed it was her image I conjured would you like to experience this do we experience the magic I feel like I don't want to because if we experience the magic then that's experiencing the magic you know what I mean like Gail kind of like hey dude I can just show you some magic but for Gail it's just no I don't have any interest in the magic you're good this interest is such a disheartening condition it sounds like such a sleazy pickup line yeah Gail's out here just like how you feeling about experiencing some magic [ __ ] is this 1983 like he's just Gail anywhere else he'd catch some tail all right I'm sorry I'm not gonna We're Not Gonna Workshop this song we're not doing it what's the challenge permadeath permadeath no saves coming the only time we're allowed to reload a save is if a bug is what kills us or a bug hinders a victory or something you know I know the truth you mean to take the grow for the shadow Druids what people oh they were shot I eat the one do you get that by finding a note written to kaga about meeting at a secret place and then you go to the secret place you fight some mud methods you get the note uh at the secret place in this at the note at the secret place is like yeah we're gonna be Shadow dudes and [ __ ] ruin the Grove and Kong is like I'll suck dude that sounds [ __ ] sucked totally down to be a shadow Druid edgy as [ __ ] when I was a teenager I shopped at Hot Topic all the time [ __ ] ass and then you come back you're like bro what and she's like what and then the rattling's like what and now we're here it's not a face Sylvanas well you would question my power go on go on you're fine you're fine dude she goes you'll question my power and then immediately bolts she's like I'm super powerful not you Where's Spider matriarch for Shia she's gonna be like right there I think usually yeah move her up here as well also hidden and oh [ __ ] wait oh [ __ ] wait wait whoa [ __ ] okay so I I I I I I I I I I I I know I know I said that I would not use Thunder Wave but it feels like the game is saying use your [ __ ] Thunder Wave Thunder Wave it would be a con save what's the spider Matrix con 14 plus two to contacts thank you just like old times hit you son of a [ __ ] yes this one lets you feather fall down into the underdark I'm doing a permadeath run right now and I am I'm not gonna trust you guys forgive the aroma you catch a waft of something fell he [ __ ] you're a monster hunter so what monster are you hunting something terrifying no doubt Dragon cyclops you'll not find a more deadly Quarry yes I'm sure they creep right up on you interesting a starring what do you think thank you for the warning we'll be careful okay we'll go one we've all survived so far oh it said his name you sons of [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] trolls I was there I had all the faith in the world and you [ __ ] turned full troll on me you were like oh we've got him we've been helping them out all day today all day long we've been helping Mike and then just then you're like two Michael two two how about two two say two two and then one beautiful son of a [ __ ] by the name of I lost it it's gone but one beautiful son of a [ __ ] in chat was like hey don't say it you're saying his name [ __ ] chat boss playing the long game chat boss does play the long game you guys are incredible with it all right we'll uh kill him if you must yeah one for sure control it's fine I'm not mad at you guys I'm mad at me for trusting you guys okay I've never even seen this fix not since it grew fangs and my eyes turned red what color were they before oh it's a weird typo there you guys seeing that weird typos it should be c-o-l-o-r strange British people aren't real I want to know what the world sees when it looks at me and you see uh honestly bro the world sees smash uh like I want you to know the there's a large portion of the people that look at you and all they see is smash I'm growing to like the whole package and you clearly like me too bet Noir on Tick Tock wrote screaming without the S I need you to cool off Seether quiet evening for once perfect for two people who'd like to take some time to themselves catch my meaning and I do mean sex I'll see you there indeed you will my love I can't wait God damn there you are you don't have me yet don't I you're here and I don't think you want to talk I think you want to be known to be tasted oh Neil shut up dear God damn and what do you want I won't do any of this one pleasure yours mine our Collective ecstasy that's what you want isn't it to lose yourself in me nod I thought so how deep is this gonna go I shouldn't that was a poor choice of words oh role playfully and offer him your neck [Music] wait that was all you got oh the game just blue balled so many of you oh she's sweating though God damn there's more later okay we need the boots of Aid and comfort when the wearer heals a Target it gains three temp hit points those are in gobble Camp so I guess we're doing Gaba today I don't got some good stuff if you're looking to buy boots of Aid and comfort baby yes this is chicken chasing chicken Chase what I'm leaving in the owl Bears coming with me I don't care what you think I'm not asking please take it a gift hey hey gergen I'm gonna go inside anyway oh they're clap oh dude thanks she's not that bad dude she claps her and she threw me a gold I think mythara is severely misunderstood she threw a gold and applauded Mandara actually good person perfect I have one really stupid thing that I'm also thinking about trying I'm gonna do this stupid thing as well we're gonna do them at the same time something is this the wall that I need to break I think so I might die this might be the end of the Run I'm sorry he's like darling I'm coming see you later boys have a good one thanks for coming out no raggy I think the the ogres all bailed as well right hey [ __ ] all of you oh damn no all right we kill him before he gets up here though that's fine I'm I'm so happy that worked out all according to plan it's all because you decided to touch a wall with a stick dude for real like all I wanted to do was knock down that wall and everyone was like oh so you want to die and then I summoned to Kaiju yeah oh the owl bear showed up recognized The Feathered creature the Cubs eyes lock onto the food in your hand he wants more yeah I got more for you buddy once that thing's eaten through the camp it might start looking at you hungrily alarmed by your companions approach the Cub turns heel and runs what the [ __ ] shart fire arrow smash okay well he's gone for sure so that's nice there's a drum there but I don't think they make it to it and oh no I wonder if this is worth the cost oh [ __ ] [Music] who's got Misty step well we're in with the spiders right now there's nowhere to run I'm I'm I think we're [ __ ] I think we oh [ __ ] I think the best course of action is I move the horn to a Starion Where The Boys yes the boys all right boys are still in webbed no longer in webbed let's go on chalk yes Chuck dude I honestly when I saw him fall all the way down I thought that was going to be no saving throws I thought he was done done are they out oh they're out they dipped wait what the [ __ ] is happening wait what why did they oh the boys the boys are just going to work we'll go through the doors and help out the boys you know what you know what the really bad thing is here though guys I really want lump's helmet so like there's a little part of me that's like do I Sith Lord this [ __ ] at the end can't you just pick his pocket no LOL he ate the headband so we have to like eviscerate him for it right save them for the hag fight yeah yeah actually very good call up yeah yeah yeah yeah thank you so much for reminding me as if we [ __ ] managed to pull that out I cannot believe it man I'm gonna pop Spirit Guardians [ __ ] it it's my first time ever popping Spirit Guardians let's do necrotic I knew Spirit Guardians were good but God damn a Beyblade Sim and then we just Dash right so good it's so [ __ ] good man go on Cave Bear where are you going okay I'm laughing for two reasons now that was just stupid and also the [ __ ] was that laugh and he fell too dude yo you sweet you sweet sweet thing Paulson's gonna run up like he's gonna get up and I know he's just gonna beeline it what are you doing where are you going lawnmower Shadow heart let's go 17 and 10. oh my God revealing a ragged wound oh no dude Shadow heart get over here as the wound closes the Cub begins testing his weight on the leg little beasts quite Charming Once you get accustomed to the smell of Rotting Flesh God damn it Shadow heart as a quick reminder this is a permadeath run that means that if anyone goes down and fails their saving throws or they can't be helped up with the help action they're permanently dead they're gone we carry on the run without them also zero saves coming Asterix if anyone dies or anything bad happens because of a bug we will save scum that blood on you still sweat for sex yes sex a night such as this calls for flesh to Feast on and I have chosen the sweetest first off thank you very much that was very kind of your say secondly can I go talk to my boy over here real quick here's my little treat with their cheeks all flushed yeah you will come to my bed tonight weren't you how do you feel about company in that their bed yeah I'll come find you after we're asleep don't worry big boy I'll be waiting just a bottle it's quite a bottle I liberated one of the finer vintages earlier best enjoyed someplace private I think why how do I say yes to both of them at the same time speaking of possibilities what's this I've been hearing about you and historian alien back if I had the chance but I wouldn't let my guard down around him at least one of us is getting a little action yo can we slumber party with carlak hey girl let's go get a bottle of [ __ ] shampers real quick we'll just [ __ ] talk about it little girl's night Shadow heart stay away cause I'm thinking about smashing YouTube there's me and Carla Gail [ __ ] off we have a Hail Mary play that we're gonna try you want to drop a potion of invisibility I really don't have a potion of invisibility they're all just chilling in hagsler right now and we got rizstarian out here just like I'm finding the time I fly down here like what's going on that's far enough what's your business down here I just want to buy a greater invisibility potion and now we're gonna die now we're gonna [ __ ] lose notable features Faye life that was the real one I think they didn't show up the boys didn't show up [Music] two whole persons is abysmal I don't wanna I don't care about her I'm gonna be so hotter at all you're gonna die lady I'm sorry you're gone I'm not gonna throw water at the [ __ ] contagious I don't care about her I'm not gonna waste an action trying to save Mariana 38. 34. and the whole person what the [ __ ] is going on [Music] there goes Liesel come on I think we lose there's no way we do 80 98 damage here protection from Good and Evil protect an ally against the attacks and powers of aberration Celestial yeah I should have cast that at the start [Music] foreign what I chose the wrong she [ __ ] [ __ ] me right I'm gonna lose my [ __ ] mind she's all out of healing as well there she is she's like I think she's right around here the 18 crit shart I swear to God if we live this I'm taking you to Disneyland hmm 55 High Defense 9 HP left damn it no time for mercy hit yes okay Astorian 40 baby boy or Arrow of acid near her sacred flame shart yes but yes yes let's [ __ ] go oh yes oh [ __ ] oh sorry we're going to Disney World you know what shark we're gonna do around the world in Epcot we're gonna get absolutely [ __ ] up this is gonna be amazing I cannot believe we didn't lose anybody hello you are not food you are friend I love him oh my God I love I love owl bear you like it here huh nice here the cave smell like rotting meat Goblin cup smells like goblins it looks like I'm stuck with you yes fun

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Length: 26min 5sec (1565 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 10 2023