Baldur's Gate 3 (Co-Op #1) | The Misadventures of Multiversal Miscreants (8/9/2023)

hey everyone and maybe me as an editor later on this is a me testing out the vultures K3 extension so I started streaming a little early today so don't mind me as you hear me mutter to myself as I try to mess with stuff yeah Channel okay the extension pops up on the right but it doesn't that's there extension has not received any game which is impossible because I haven't started the game also hasn't told me how to configure it enable the twitch integration in the in-game settings menu and set your streams category so do do do do hello hello you know what maybe I'll try loading a game of mine to see if it pops up hopefully this is all cut out later but I need to make sure this integration actually freaking works we'll just hide this giant supporter for now [Music] start receiving game data but it's still loading oh that reminds me I should turn this off for now okay we're here for a half work get used to it now is the extension working hey okay all right this all right okay all right it's working perfect let's get out of this before we build up people's hope main menu all right so uh as some of you may know some of you may not know I set up a poll I think two weeks ago asking if uh I was going to do an extra stream of this as a solo player with legalia and that one uh you guys said yes so what I'm going to do is uh oh Kaiser you're way too early for that come back and like two months granted someone could play a druid in our party uh anyway what was I saying yes so they're going to be two strings of this on uh the stringforcer channel there will be a group stream which is what we're doing today with myself Stefan Jesse and Lanny that will be just us uh oh that's the wrong input thanks a lot Discord and there will also be a solo play now the groups the group play is going to be just however we as our characters once you play for the campaign the solo play will be the chat playthrough or I'll try to abide by whatever chat decisions are from character creation through the campaign however I did want the extension working so you guys could actually see our quests and our party makeup ah there we go so that's how that's working and my Discord just popped up so uh hi guys uh steam stream can't hear you but they can hear me talking so be wary of that oh no Well for now we'll just enjoy the pre -menu screen with a nice scenic view of alder's gate Papa [Music] come on Stefan I can barely hear you on my end uh uh that that that's perfect I've got you all uh it's the first two tiny train world uh uh are you starting fresh making great system characters we are we are starting fresh uh We've gotta we've got we got like a loose group concept but all of our characters will be Brian's bacon now I don't think I want to play a full campaign as the racist gift we already would pick up one thank you but because the races are fake it's just a it's you know we don't take it as seriously but it is just racist yeah if you call a drow all right yeah uh turning on the stream audio now I'm starting to gain up because I'm sitting usually just as close to my mic as I usually do I also turned on the game just a bit so chat let me know how how it's all sounding and I know they're doing is there twitch integration for this game there is yeah I have I it took me a while but I finally got it working on the stream Four Star channel okay perfect yeah I can I can make myself louder I can make the game softer I can even turn up Discord differently because I finally found a way to split the audio I was gonna let my pre-stream run for a bit as I said I'm I'm I had to uh now that I'm live on your end I had to re-download the game and it's it's it's got a hefty chunk left to download because this is a big a big beefy game yeah no 122 gigabytes it took me half a day to download it the first time well luckily luckily like when I first started downloading it was like two hours I'm like oh [ __ ] that's still gonna put me behind schedule but you know what that's it's better than it could be uh the question for y'all am I supposed to be playing DirectX 11 or Vulcan dealer's Choice uh okay I think is a bit better I think depending on your your setup all righty all right Stefan are you in the game uh I am I am in the video game EA Sports and I've seen my cursor though but interestingly OBS can see my cursor but I can't see my cursor that's odd I just play through the preview window I'll be fine yeah a little guy if you invite me I can join in you're invisible I think are you online oh yeah I am always invisible he doesn't want anyone to perceive him yeah I mean I don't know when I'm playing a video game it's my business none of your business we need to have the right to check up on you constantly and see if you're we are workplace Associates honestly I didn't even have to invite you yeah I just I just right clicked and said join I'm visible yeah show nudity hmm if you romance people there will be nudity I hear you can get a good look at some bug bear cheeks am I not allowed to show nudity on Twitch oh you would get super banned okay then I'll say no unfortunately if you're playing a lot if you're playing by yourself you know like like literally in if you took off the clothes of your character in The create a character thing you could you could customize your characters [ __ ] and balls so just straight up just straight up hang some dong hell yeah I already got to do that I would love to do it with another character um you can even choose whether or not you're male or female character has [ __ ] and balls it's you yeah you can actually you can customize everything from the you can have a male voice on a female build with a penis or a vulva I would love um eight penises sadly you can only get the one you can only choose it's within the realm of normal normal human anatomy uh what let's say miserable Stefan okay in this in this magical world having one uh of of a penis is fairly normal I think I think I'm capable saying that not offending anybody yeah it's so funny I'm like what are you gonna say that that possibly could be misconstrued oh yeah no I yeah I'm not gonna like I'm not gonna say anything nobody in Holiday intersex people or anything like that just you know when you have a penis you usually just have one oh wait is there a typo in the multi-toe so I don't oh wait yeah I see it it's multi-twitched out there I'll fix it I'll fix it Looking In The Stream Four Star Chat I'm gonna go run and use the restroom real quick if you do have more than one penis you might be parkling on Klingons and Star Trek do canonically have multiple penises no magnesium I need to know if the Link's broken because I want to give you guys a chance to see at least as many inputs as we got yeah I'm not giving you guys an input though yeah you'll have to wait some of the special DVD release to see what Stefan sees um I'll try not to do anything super important I don't know should I try and like duck out of too much conversation stuff or should I just make sure I'm near you guys so you can hear we are we are gonna have to have view anyone else's conversation unless it's like a romance scene so yeah I think I'll just have it if I'm gonna do it I'll give you guys a shout yeah and make sure you guys are able to see what I'm doing I can't just run off and do something I think we have to agree that one of us just can't run off so far from the group that we like have no idea what you're doing yeah and like you're having conversations that none of us can yeah it's like we keep seeing you it's like oh we've started conversation like we're on the beach who are you talking to yeah like just let's keep the group group together uh well I think that Jessie's the person will have to really like where am I yeah oh yeah we we just like we're just talking about like we probably need to try and keep the group together and not like go off and do our own thing because that would be easy about that at least that would be very bad for the viewers all right I uh let me test out a few things on my end because unfortunately running the game natively on my computer turns my room into a little bit of an oven in the Texas heat so uh chat let me know how loud my kind of cooling fan is it is miserably hot out yeah um by the way um may as well have this small discussion real quick um there we go oh God sorry I'm still trying to work out why I can't see my cursor um when I actually click on the game it makes the cursor go away that's insane oh there we go I turned off display capture and OBS and it worked weird um so of the uh of the early early game companions does anyone attached to any specific ones that they'd like to have nope well we can't it's not like we can actually play with them in the party because we're full up now oh you can't you can't like just have your buddies with you as well no it's it's four people in the party so if we're all playing then we can't have any companions we could still have them in the camp to talk to and whatnot if we if we oh what about the racist lady I loved her you can have her in the camp but you can't she hated me um for the tier three sub but can we fight her in the camp I haven't got that far in the game yet I don't know I'm sure there's a way I am all for putting people in the camp to just like be in a Purgatory if we want you know have someone to talk to before the long rests well when we sleep stuff will happen the only thing I remember about like our last like the last thing we tried to do like the little uh thing when it was still in Early Access is I remember killing that wizard dude and then stealing his magic rather than Reviving him that's the only thing I remember that is something you can still do good to know do you guys I guess while we're while we're waiting for being able to start uh do you guys have any thoughts about what you're gonna go with for your characters I'd like to pretty much have my characters race and general appearance down it's the class that I'm flexible on gotcha I'm gonna go live just so people can hear everything on my end after this clip plays I guess people like the Among Us clip where I trick Kaiser into letting me kill him make sure you're recording I just realized I wasn't or if you can't record Larry launcher who are you and window now I am live uh we are there we go live on my end now and I got a new setup so everybody can look at a fancy new background so that my face doesn't get in the way of the gameplay yeah hello everybody hi there hello and I'm I'm currently recording so we should all be doing what we're supposed to be doing well you might want to hold off on recording because I still got some time left on this download you can save yourself some hard drive space unfortunately I had to reinstall the game due to technical what sixes so we're uh we're vamping for a little bit while this thing Settles blah it's called uh well I guess while we're on the idea of party proposition Stefan are you still have your eyes on a wizard character yeah I think it'd be fun to just play a mad scientist wizard like I kind of improved that last time but I thought that might actually be a good long-term bit to do some sort of maniacal lizard I'm leaning towards some type of Monk because that's always been one of my favorite classes and I want to see how the game handles it they do have way of four elements that was my test character over the weekend the worst kind of Monk mechanically speaking ah I have water weapon people around oh what that's the only reason I chose way the four elements for Wake is because water whip is like the only good spell for like Wizard or like the uh Elemental Monk arguably I think it is the weakest monk out there well you do you do have open hand and Shadow for other choices I'm thinking Shadow because I might multi-class into Rogue might go like full ninja oh you know that's really cool uh well so we have Juan Caster one uh physical character uh Jesse you could stick with Barbarian again if you want something simple and smashy there's also fighter I do like simple and smashy and my thing is I just don't have a single thought before we start playing then you should then you should absolutely be a barbarian just go full himbo there is a subclass that gives you a special powerful throw so I I've been put on a private game I've made that Barbarian and it's very much like I could come up and smack you but I could also throw this giant bat this giant barrel of explosives at you as long as you don't throw the explosives at us Jesse I would never said that I would never said that uh way of the uh the uh like the radiant fist Sun Soul fire monk yeah yeah that's that's the strongest monk though by far oh yeah no it's like it's the Super Saiyan monks it's it's monk but it takes away everything that makes monk bad which is no range by the way thank you Jake and Vienna for for for all those months so many months so many months I can see the chat because I'm I'm connected to the TFS twitch I remember I remember when we were doing the natural wonders campaign and xanathar's guide came out which had the sun Soul fire monk in it and Zito's like hey do you want to change it up and I looked at it and I'm like it doesn't really fit with wake's character and this is [ __ ] busted wake was already busted I don't need him to be stronger so it sounds like we need a support character I always think and one of one of the backup classes I had in mind for this concept could have been is a cleric so it seems like that'd be a pretty good fit we could also make a choice like because since we can't use the companion characters anyway we could absolutely just [ __ ] kill them oh yeah we could kill them in loot the revitify Scrolls that make things easier yeah I don't feel good about killing a woman but she is a racist I don't think uh yeah I don't think Forge domain is in it uh knowledge sorry man entering someone to chat I just want to see my lovely racist friend again that lovely woman who hated me because of my grace I voted to like save her and then we went back and I was like don't worry I'm Gonna Save you and she was like I hate your kind and I was like whoa okay all right oh man just makes me want you more I need your approval now she's nagging me on a racial level um I'm gonna marry her people suggesting to do cleric I say play whatever your heart desires I'm not too concerned about party composition I think trying to like meta that whole thing it just is it is fun it is very easy to die in this game it is we at least got to make sure we're saving a lot because otherwise the auto save will [ __ ] you I've had it happen I haven't even like I haven't played it since the uh uh but uh Early Access so I tried it out a little bit on my own and yeah I lost an hour of progress because the autosave karmic dice are off because I I'm having the dice come or bless not gonna have the game muddle with it one way or the other yeah there's something called for those who don't know there's something called karmic mode that just moves the dice around to to make it feel more fair um rather than having having the dice be truly random which you know can end up with like long streaks of like [ __ ] what the [ __ ] but that's also that's part of it yeah feaster famine I'm not really a fan I'm just gonna let random chance decide no Sprint congrats on uh graduating from MCO Academy on Friday for the Air Force oh congrats that's it oh we do have it we do have a happy to be calming background sound we do have a choice of difficulty I currently have it on balance but there's also easy also known as Explorer or hard known as tactician I'd I'd rather go balance because like that's clearly the way the game was meant to be played yeah these days I'll do a tictition play through but not today we don't need to make it harder on ourselves Jesse already might accidentally kill us yeah the devs lost the fight they were trying to show off that mode in so probably not probably not a good idea to start with it yeah the game's hard enough at its base form if the devs lose that then less less than ideal now granted the devs also First lost the fight with the intellect of hours which is kind of your first fight out of the tutorial so which is what which is why I think I want to go with the monks specifically monks are amazing in the early and mid game which is basically what this game's campaign is like monks don't really fall off until after level 12. at least in the tabletop game yeah from what I found ah you know I was thinking cleric but I think I can make a source it didn't work and sourcitants do have healing spells decisions decision contrad the blue think of the 200. do we want to add Jesse to the lobby I already invited Jesse Jesse I've been loading in for the last like 15 minutes I thought that was normal that is not normal chat hold on your mind what's up I hope I hope you're not having the same issue I had yeah I think because I although my game although my game just kind of crashed out right so um yeah when I when I loaded it up it needed an update but that was it and it it the game loaded fine yeah I've just been sitting here eating cookies thinking everything was normal plan on species [Music] honestly I haven't put too much thought into that I'm gonna let this like free flow organically well so the good news is uh the races are now more like you have to worry about racial abilities rather than just your plus and minuses well oh do they oh do they not give stat bonuses yeah they don't give stat bonuses but they do just give you special things like they get the Yankee now have something where it's like you can be proficient in a set of skills uh in between long rests instead of just arresting us to intelligence that does like I I like that because I while it makes sense in the tabletop game for it to be like oh yeah this guy like this race has higher dexterity and this race has a higher like Charisma which I don't really think of Charisma as a racial trait but whatever uh I guess I guess a cat has higher Charisma than a problem does it say 100 in the lower right corner your camera is blocking it it says zero percent okay close it and restart there's no place Ulta for out of that out of that program alt f4 don't worry Jesse you have about 20 minutes to figure out whatever's up with yours and hopefully mine will have no issue maybe we should have just started a bit later I don't know I think I think it's I think it's fine to Vamp with people in the chat and stuff get everybody excited let people roll in yeah nuts I mean I've been I've been watching like the dimension 20 stuff for the first time and it's been fun and it's I've already been feeling like this but it's been making me feel like I wanna I wanna I'm still watching Ever After or there's another camera I did finish that one Brennan Mulligan is such a goddamn good DM it's insane yeah it's very fun and it's very character focused which helps me because I don't care about the mechanics of DnD very much same I I home brew so many rules in my own campaign uh rules lawyers gave up on me very early there were people there were people showing up in my archives early on being like Oh that's not how this works this is how that works and then like five episodes in there like I'm done I'm like yeah the general response was I don't give up but pretty much I'm like I play by the rule of fun if you have an issue with that I'm sorry I haven't seen a full campaign by him but I've seen like little clips that people put on like Tick Tock or or uh Instagram or whatever and it seems really good like seems like a great time it's fun yeah making suggestions I actually do have like a side from the class the general character and mine in fact someone people who've been watching this channel for a while May recognize the character I might make another gnome I think the last time I made a gnome I think my warlock was a gnome but if I but if I'm gonna go full ninja mode I might make like a little Surly little guy uh Quinn I have not gotten another invitation if you've said oh well I I haven't sent one I was waiting for you to actually get to the game proper okay I mean I can yeah yeah we should make sure you can get in the game and then we can worry about it sure if you want to try and follow that in the game there you go but maybe that was the problem why you got stuck on the loading screen for so long well I was in the game and then I accepted your invite that might have if you were doing that while I was loading maybe that was the problem I don't know but yeah first let's see if you can get into the game I watch with baited breath excuse me I'm over three quarters of the way downloaded oh uh something had popped up and I ignored it um where it said my Nvidia graphics driver is older than the recommended version I had that too and I ignored it and I'm fine that's what I was thinking like every time some game has told me that I've ignored it and it's been okay is hex played in this not yet pack to the blade actually does give you the Charisma boost to melee though oh really yeah so it's kind of a mix between hex blade and pack of the blade okay I made Dagon a hex blade warlock hex blades are nuts like they're kind of like how radiant uh Sun Soul monks like do away with everything that makes monks bad that kind of does away with everything that makes warlocks bad I.E you can use medium armor and martial weapons still listening for the hundred bitties way I said anyone can play D and D A Lot similar to the souls games are played no runs are the same yeah I mean that's that's the goal with d and d you're literally playing a game with the pert like the most powerful processor on Earth the human mind yeah I I really like it's it's cool to like playing stuff out and like be able to make that work I I I personally whenever I've dm'd I've tried to like and our people have watched magic time Wizards where like I kind of push Kieran and Grant towards a conclusion but I try to I leave it very open yeah because magic time Wars is basically just me dming with no dice yeah just just yes ending there yes it means I guess you just call that improv storytelling but you know that's that's what that's what you know that's what d d is except you let the dice uh decide how certain things play out rather than just deciding it yourself yeah okay now I saw what happened the connection failed oh good I love that I'm streaming because you can babysit me I was like how do I describe what happened yeah go ahead go to the menu again and even better if you hit shift enter on your keyboard and pull up your friend list try I just want to see what happens if you try to join me without the invitation because it's open yeah it worked great for me uh uh what do I do I I have my friend list here uh click on me or right click and it should one of the options should be join game ah and let's see if you pop up okay at least took you to another loading screen e I'll I'll pop up I'll pop off [ __ ] pop off and it and if it does turn out to still be an issue maybe you need to do a small update or something connection uh I'm glad I'm not the only one with issues I'd feel worse otherwise I still feel bad I feel worse I'm tempted to see what would happen if I'm not the ho hmm I'm not sure if that would be any different though because Stefan connected to me so I wonder if it's on your end of mine um well we can check I can I can start a game real quick all right I'm gonna back out and then we'll try me as the host who can join who is the game bare minimum I will I will hit F5 a lot if I'm but I think that observer's shutting down that might be the problem oh I what I I just got a message saying server shutting down you think we scheduled this for when they are planning to do maintenance I know Wednesday is a big day for that but they would have done that in the middle of the day not not in the night I was I was able to I didn't get any server message huh well I'll invite people running Quinn Jesse I don't think I have Nick added on Steam have we not played again oh I was the host and I left that was the service ah that would do it hmm you both you both entered yeah I see Jesse nice Jesse I'm here Roanoke thank you for the additional hundo yeah maybe there's a problem thank you maybe that's the only thing I can I can run the game like you know all it is is just making the room I like that that's still my picture on here if you could keep one non-conventional animal as a pet and survive what would that animal be bear what kind uh uh I mean a brown bear would be really effing big but I I like brown bear so Brown IE okay honestly like like it survival wouldn't be as much of an issue because like I would just say like a little fox I think Fox is some some of them are pets in in other areas that a squirrel yes I I noticed it just says answer Vive like it's it's not like it's going to be obedient so uh doesn't even necessarily mean it won't hurt you it just says survive uh so if a squirrel kills me that's how I go that's hilarious uh you know what you know what I think would just be like a really cool chill pet I've always been a big I've always enjoyed rodents a capybara yeah no that's definitely a good one you the problem is you can't just have one they'd be very lonely yeah you need to have multiple they're they're like they're they're like [ __ ] Pringles you can't just have one you can't stop at one capybara once you've tasted one copy bar you gotta have more we're cooking them right because consider them fish what are they the store The Story Goes that they were the candy stores were catholic they couldn't eat meat on Friday so they asked the church can we consider the capybara fish because it did swim Church said yes so they ate happy bars on Friday see that's why you don't get your scientific info from the church type of classification they just wanted to eat something close to meat oh please am I allowed to eat this large road I need to eat something with fur and tits they just they they also thought they didn't need to wash their [ __ ] so that makes sense and the cholera outbreak suddenly becomes clear same with typhoid all the good ones all the good diseases are poop diseases all the greatest hits featuring pink eye and Now That's What I Call disease foreign can you send me uh your your info for interesting let me see here friends and chat underrated DND spells hmm feel like catapults too easy there we go favorite PMD spell and like under underrated underrated I'm thinking I don't know enough produce Flame because built in it's either light a light source or an attack but the idea that you've produced a flame also comes with the conclusion that if you can hurl it you can also use it to like bonfires use it for warmth light this match call Lightning's good every time I play anything that with access to call lightning I use it Druid cleric sometimes a wizard I think the best use I had of call lightning was when I was a druid uh high enough level that I could still concentrate on spells I cast call lightning and then flew into the cloud it created so I was obscured and every time it would be my turn I just poke my head out cast call lightning again and then keep flying in the cloud I don't play enough magic like casters to really know this one I I like magehand because it has a lot of like role-playing utility I I the ones that are better than just doing stuff in combat are the ones that interest me yeah I like role-playing spells more than anything like whenever somebody asked me like what spell would you take if you could only take one spell from the game other than a wish and mine would be Mordecai and mystical mansion no why why do I want to hear what they have to say if you could hear what Mr steak had just had to say in his head you wouldn't be delighted he has very expressive eyes I already kind of know what he thinks I just want to like the the point of communicate the point of communicating with an animal is just being able to empathize with it being able to read it I like being able to speak with something that can't speak plants on the other hand mm-hmm hot part is uh a collection of letters uh thanks for 34 bonds that's so many months that's become the thing that me and Jesse say that's so many months so many months we might be aware yeah more than four months as I think what we established if it's more than four months that's so many months like two is is a handful the reason is a bunch before that's so many months so many months so many months I think uh people that would have served to us when the Channel first went live they'd be upwards of over 60 years now yeah because past 80 maybe because I've been I've gotten like 78.79 in resupps someone recently someone recently had someone recently had 69 in their name and they were on their 69th month during the agreement when we we made a whole big deal out of it I I hope all those years were worth it yeah they can't sub anymore it has to just be 69. let's start over yeah restart until you hit it again make a new account make a new account um yeah like I I I don't know like Jesse I know you've done a little bit of like tabletop stuff how much of it has been like D and D specifically I think it was I've just played D I can't remember you played my system twice you also played the avatar Last Airbender system once is that not D and D damn well d d is owned by listeners of a coast it's a very specific system okay the other the other two we just described are two D6 systems which are like they're just kind of pass failed dice roll games okay well I've played d outside of TFS and then whatever ones I've played at TFS those are all of my experience yeah you played uh Jake in uh yeah I can't remember yeah I can't remember the name of the campaign but I had a lot of fun as bluegen the other one is the cartoon yeah uh gosh well I can't remember the name of it it was um something that rolled off the tongue yeah Jesse played Kyle I played uh Kyle yeah yeah I think I was jacking something else that's right yeah you were uh you were Jake in uh I think you were Jake in the superhero one shot that I did full yes that's what it was foolproof there we go that was a fun one yeah I actually look I actually looked back to see uh like some of the more recent comments on that one recently I do that sometimes for those of you out there that like to go back and like re-watch if you put comments on old videos I'll see them possibly potentially eventually always it's hooked into his veins and it directly goes right to him as soon as you comment look is as soon as as soon as I get the like hankering just like relive old memories as I oft want to do I'll go back and look and I'll be like who else has been looking at this yeah I I I like I'd really like to like do a like DM like an actual like thing at some point just because I I I've done dming a little bit and I I liked doing it um it's just a lot of work so like if I want to do it the way that'll make me happy so yep so that's what it seems like I Gotta Give Myself time got three minutes three minutes just to just as an update it's getting there and then it just has to go through whatever the install process is but three minutes on the download another hour what's the best class for someone that's new to this uh probably the classes I was recommending to Jesse like the honestly the easiest beginner class the reason I chose my first character to be a monk is you don't have to worry about much resource management at all and you don't need to worry about equipment a monk can be naked and be just as effective as if they are wearing anything like it's and and barbarians are really really hard to kill especially as they level up um good but we'll trust you're gonna [ __ ] up they would never they would never see yeah like and if you're just looking for like a bog standard experience human fighter human Fighters like I think the most popular class race combo in the game it's it's the uh it's the pumpkin spice latte of DnD but the reason fighter is so popular is because you can play a fighter any damn way you want they're very very versatile what would you say is the hardest monoclass and what's the what's lost multi-class I I don't have enough experience multi-classing to answer the second part of the question I think the first part hardest monoclass is probably wizard uh or oh no Druid above that Druid has so has a lot of options that you have to pick from uh in order to be effective hardest multi-class would probably be Barbarian wizard because they're just so yeah desperately different I guess in my mind I'm still thinking something that's synergized okay yeah no and there's an achievement in the game if you get a level in every single class artificer Barbarian there you go me build strong big thing me discover I don't like hearing that I chose one of the harder classes I mean the same problem as Druid you just have a lot of wizards to pick a wizard the the only reason wizard is difficult is because early on your squishy is [ __ ] but later into the game you get the like you become way like Wizards late game are the most powerful thing yeah I'll probably need to be hanging back a lot uh for the for the for these early days I'm really proud of you Stefan very brave of you to choose I just I want to do the role playing part I want to I want to play play a [ __ ] up guy laughs who does magic try it a monk Barbarian monk Barbarian is another weird one which is what made Nedra so uh weird in uh the uh natural wonders campaign because she was the Barbarian who was training to be a monk but barbarians don't exactly have the highest wisdom running of death um you're giving me too much credit to think that I'm thinking about subclasses right now I warned then I will warn you in advance stuff and when you hit Level Two you will have seven or eight options oh yeah I'm aware that those options exist I don't remember any of them according to according to my female friends uh you're experiencing dating in your early 20s because they're dating in your early 20s is just dating a bunch of [ __ ] up guys who do magic just dating a bunch of [ __ ] up magicians can't relate I didn't date my early 20s or my late 20s not even my Mitch I've only had one one partner who does close-up magic and it's real cool you're you're you're for it yeah I'm for it I'm for learning magic I it it was like a fun little hobby to do sometimes I I I have a mild mild interest in like close-up magic Tempest a year I mean I wasn't in the dating pool so you can change that now listen go on Tinder make that your only description I don't have enough of a life to do that say I will show you close up magic and just see what hits you hooray well geez good thing we all decided that we could take this to nine o'clock because we pretty much lost yeah yeah sorry about that it's all right I tried booting it up earlier and it was like uh no thank you I'm like what do you mean did you already have Early Access on your computer yeah I think that might have been that uh yeah now I I that's where I linked those instructions a few about a week ago yeah I I deleted my saves just before I haven't done that oh dear I hope everything's fine then I mean you're in my game so all right if you didn't save what happened I don't know we'll see I didn't save I didn't I don't know about Manu I didn't manual save at least well we'll see so what did you or did you still have Early Access on your steam or did you uninstall hmm I I did not install and my game runs fine okay well I just seemed like the same thing to me I guess we'll find out in one minute and 30 seconds um Ron is saying I have too many social anxiety to join Tinder I like went on Tinder just to see what it was about and at one point someone like I was having a conversation with someone then she asked how are you in bed and I was like that's rude and I left I was like we were just out of conversation that's a weird thing to ask forgetting that I was on Tinder hell yeah King no how dare you the question how dare you on the first conversation it wasn't the first conversation ah well I was just being engaged in like asking about about her life and stuff she was like how are you in bed it was like weird thing to ask me goodbye forgetting where I was she's gonna be thinking about that the rest of her life I blew it oh and the actual answer was how the [ __ ] should I know I don't I don't I don't leave a survey I can't answer that question care to find out yeah that would be if you wanted to engage in that oh yeah there's your flirty response I would never say that to a human being like there's there's just no possible way or if you want to be cheeky follow up with do you think I should leave like a survey by the door sign here okay great Yelp reviews all right booting game awesome when you're in let me know and I'll add you I'm not gonna take any chances by adding you before that laughs this game is fragile we have to tiptoe around it until we actually start is there a Yelp for [ __ ] probably I think there is but that's it's less for the quality of [ __ ] and more for women's safety uh yeah well I mean there's bumble that that's just like a like a like hey only only women can let you in thing which is also for women's safety and comfort launching but I don't see the launch window anywhere yet enter my comfort it does take a second to show the full launch window right [Music] there we go the come forward is just your bed yes that's that's correct what should we call our lobby I I can name it something uh well multiversal miscreants that come fort ignore that they want you to log in see if I already have a giant rainbow recommends outer piss if we want to keep with theme username found okay create an accountant oh you couldn't use the c or was that your choice that was my choice I decided to give it a little bit of of fantasy Flair very well yay now it's a Tavern no that's that's the name of the ship oh dear okay well now I'm glad it gets blown up we haven't told people our our private assembly foreign I was gonna wait for Nick sorry I'm creating an account now connecting my Steam account okay I forgot our backstory whatever if I'm honest it'll be a surprise for me too I mean it's really just like a loosey-goosey one yeah all righty there we go now let's need to adjust the audio like the volume when I get in proper gotcha you're not improper well I I just got through the splash screen I'll I'll wait till you're past the menu and then I'll invite you I'm taking zero chances oh yeah and I have to turn oh and I have to turn off nakedness yes yes I think it gives you I think it gives you like a little like pop-up for that yeah no don't show nudity boring I know that I clicked no but chat just in case I clicked no the second time again right like I it's like leaving the oven on I'm like I know I turned it off but like I'm so paranoid now I mean because because there's actually an option in characterization about genitals I imagine if you can't see it then it's turned off all right go ahead and actually I think I can just uh uh I'm invisible you can't oh well then so I invited you allow access boom we got everybody in here hooray we playing oh right into the cupboards click ready when you're ready I have and make sure you're recording if you're doing that on your side oh yeah I am I'm gonna be uh covering my stream archive so all right well then first things first a clap yeah all right let's go so as the loading screen goes we are multi oh geez that was fast my connection's great guys guys I need to admit something yeah I probably shouldn't have told us we should we should fight that illithoid yeah I'm gonna do it anyway I'm sorry about the ship I don't know who my character is yes I don't know what voice to give I'm going to be deciding as I do character creation oh and then there's this [ __ ] right now I'm an amorphous thing still gestating in my jelly pod wait was they get Yankee on our crew no I don't think so they're just here because maybe they crashed our ship like we crashed into them and they crashed here but the pot's sticky babies you know I kind of want to eat it but I don't think it's gonna go in her mouth I forgot about this oogies to leave it a week and you forgot yeah I do you blame me it's not like I wanted to remember this all right aren't these also basically the things from uh anamorphs the yerks yeah those those crawling through your through your ear I don't remember that I don't think these things require to go in through the eye I think they just go in through whichever orifice is presented they don't have to go in the eye he just wants to yeah he's just offering this out I was using that one enable tutorials no tutorials for me I'll let God take me I like that for me it's like hey do you want to reset the tutorial so it remembers what tutorials I've seen already which is nice it's a good that's a good inclusion so all right let's make our characters if if you guys want to explain stuff about what you're deciding as you go I really like this no mesh cunning advantage on intelligence wisdom and Charisma throws that's that's pretty nice of course halfling is also pretty cool because they just re-roll every Nat one though they are naturally slower I think I might go with a t Flame we hot what are you making Jesse oh you could be a non-binary dragon person if you want to that's neat I'm going with mail for now there's so many faces oh okay so this is like what we were playing was different right it was like yeah no that was Early Access they they reformatted character creation that's dope yeah because I I clicked randomize for a while until I found something interesting ah always an interesting yeah now I'm a dragon well I know for certain I'm going to go Monk and Rogue the question is which first I think I decided I think I'm going monk first because easier to survive earlier [ __ ] that way I can't tell if OBS is actually recording my end because it free no it's it's not [ __ ] I'm gonna have to fix that sorry anyways yeah I don't want to do piercings um what was that there we go that's what I was looking for that looks cool all these dragons are real [ __ ] I knew you'd like the dragons I knew it I might actually end up with two Dragonborn then because my character concept was Dragonborn oh now am I making them a cleric or am I making him the thing is we we don't have anyone with charisma we all we're all very ugly and uncomfortable yeah no Charisma here well if I went with if I went with cleric we would what if I want my sorcerer we would not have a build idea in mind that just might take a little bit to take off because I went with cleric it would end up being piercings granddaddy Bahamut of course the Earth is going on obs Khaleesi you're so cute I do need to see the screen though let's see here my end may not be able to be recorded are you streaming or no OBS is just being insane and just no matter what I choose it's it's messing up the the capture oh no I'm sorry about that I'm trying one more thing this might work oh I see we look real tired all right you know what I'm going to do this yeah I'm gonna go with another build I feel like a lot more fun with it long term okay I think at some point all right um so yeah I'll go with the T fling part of me is like should I just play like a non-dude character just to like I had some Alzheimer's do whatever you want so the crew it's not just me I don't think any of these faces okay now that I'm looking at the nose yeah the face does look different and Jesse did you catch the edit appearance option that lets you get more specific yes thank you okay thank you for checking because it's the kind of thing you might miss uh-huh I promise I'm not babysit I'm not babying Jesse I'm just looking out for Jesse no baby I legit might just babies sit on me baby I'm I'm disturbed by the fact that they don't have any voices that are up here how are you supposed to make a gnome they all they Unfortunately they all run kind of generic even like for the Dragonborn and for the half work you don't get anything that's really that deep I kind of wish there was at least like an option to like just mess with the pitch yeah oh I see on the left that's cool oh yep nope thank you for reminding me I did I did [ __ ] that up I like the like the Vitiligo pigmentation slider that's kind of neat yeah it adds a level of like variety that you don't usually see yeah mm-hmm this adds the most variety I kind of like it all right I can't make a Dragonborn oh if I do this if you up here uh someone check give me a number first number I see wins I kind of wish I I knew the like lore behind some of these tattoos but I assume they're random seven well that's interesting let's see if we can't touch this up a bit sorry Stephen what were you saying I kind of wish I knew like the lore behind like the tattoos and like the the piercings and stuff but I assume it might be a little random so that can work with anybody you come up with your own lore where did they come from for you what do they mean to you I thought that was a mullet for a second full powdered wig mode here I love all the hair varieties too there's some pretty pretty great hair hairstyles in here I'm sorry I know it's not funny but I'm not gonna put a beard on this one I hope the audience enjoys all this very quiet fiddling well this is the part that you kind of like skim through when you're all right waiting on you guys sorry there's a lot of hair no no don't worry I'm just gonna spin my character around and watch the tail whip back and forth I'll tell you back and forth with my tail back and forth with my tail back and forth oh actually uh to keep that my Dragonborn does look very horny but a horniest oh he's got horns does your Dragonborn look horny or are you imposing horny to some of your dragon board yes whatever are you just objectifying the art character I'm objectifying the [ __ ] out of this beautiful boy all right switching out fog Cloud for ice knife because what the [ __ ] it's called ice knife so if my because things have slowed down because we're in this like high-res environment probably but my stream is a little choppy right now is it gonna record properly or is it going to record choppy um yeah could not tell you all right are you not are you not recording on your computer I am I'm streaming and recording okay yeah the the recording could be different than the Stream yeah it depends on if the hiccuping is your internet connection yeah because I can just stop the stream lower the quality even more and then start it again but I figured well do you think things will be higher quality than they are in the game than they are right now or is there no way no one I can't tell you all right um quick question just for uh maybe maybe making sure we can do certain things is anyone choosing anybody with like a good like deception or sleight of hand uh I'm background I'm getting someone with 16 charisma I have very high decks and Proficiency in sleight of hand okay so I so I can just pick the the Arcana history the sage thing for my background then I am a sage oh you're a sage okay but maybe I'll switch it up uh I'll go with charlatan I'm a charlatan as well okay okay let's see is Criminal an option I forget it is but I already I already have advantage on stealth I don't really need the uh yeah I just figured it'd be useful for multiple of us to have some ability to do sleight of hand stuff [Music] hmm But I can also pick the background I want and just switch up the skill proficiencies you know considering I chose to identify as male I still have really nice rack sick yeah well your body body type lower right corner changes from masculine to feminine oh wait really where hold on body type lower right right above randomizing oh yeah that changed everything holy [ __ ] now I have to re-edit appearance because of it because it undid all of the other things I did let's hope the locals are friendly yeah it only saves some things but when you switch back to the other body type it does save that all right I think I'm ready to go yeah sorry I just have to redo all of the previous things I made two yeah before we start I'm gonna stop my stream change the quality and then turn it back on so stream I'll be right back but my friends I'm here still other streams still have Jesse Jesse Street was the only stream that will be deprived of Jesse what's my character's name I did make my character a lady because I thought it was a silly voice to do with her right and I've named her Fontina Finkel that sounds like a wizard to me yes you think nines my my stream quality was 1096 by 616. if I change it to 960 by 540 is that still all right quality no damn well you think I should just keep it 10 10 96 then yeah I wouldn't I wouldn't uh make it lower than that honestly alrighty like any lower than 720 is is bad I think so if you if you want to bring it down 720 that's probably reasonable but there isn't a 720 oh actually what oh 720 is high right it's like the second number like 1080 by 720 unless like your screen it doesn't allow for that do you have a wide screen or something uh I don't see 1080 by 720 that might be the base canvas oh no that's not it either no I don't see that all right got the in-game resolution options uh no the OBS like output scale resolution that's I don't know much about computers but that's what I change in order to make the stream watchable so I used to do 1920 by 1080. but uh this game is too beefy so I've I changed it to 1096 by 616 and I don't know if that's if I should go lower than that all right all right you can also my My Little Gnome Buddy's name is progsworth spindle crin but I can only fit progs so you can also just lower the uh the result the the games actual uh Guardian what why do I need a guardian all right then I'll change it I'll keep it 1096 and restart my stream yeah you just go into the menu and like turn down the settings for the game and that will probably help cool thank you unless it's a connection issue but we haven't had any connection issues with you so yeah hello chat again we're gonna keep my thing as it is and I'm gonna change the in-game stuff we'll see if that helps I forgot about this whole second character um I'm gonna randomize I use randomization a few times get a bass line and then just touched up anyway I am Barth the blue I've come from a realm where my mother ran wild and pretty much destroyed it and fortunately I found a crew that can sail the Multiverse together until we ran across the nautiloid my bad how did we change our name uh when you get when you finish with the character creation it will prompt you for the name oh okay it's different than how it works before now they've made it easy sick all right and right now there's no way to change my settings in my game is there um you might need to wait until you get to the get get we get past the opening stuff the uh um cutscene dude all right my uh my guardian is an orc Mommy cool couldn't explain his character do you guys want to explain to your characters real quick what you're going for yeah my guess progs he's uh Shifty guy gets into a scrap here and there for some reason I'm a monk because it makes me punch harder I forgot my character's name already Prague sprindle crit iCal I think of something like that and she's super into magic and seeing what you can do to people's bodies with magic and just all sorts of things you can do to people with magic it's like learning come from well below the Earth oh whatever Planet we're in I think that's my name is to discover are you just gonna name your character tab it was the default's name and that is my name now your guy is it's the name the gods have given me yes I'm very smart and good at everything I come from mudding but I gave it all the way to help the people I'm very good and smart and good what class are you Barbarian how did you get on our ship I am the smartest Barbarian so yeah you have one you have a little bit of extra stuff to do Jesse when you get past your name wonderful oh oh right just the voice to come and say you need a guardian all right okay if you say so you need a guardian also I don't appreciate this thing coming like giving me a staff pre-equipped why would it assume I'd want a weapon at all I'm a monk it's generous you can unequip it I'm getting dizzy for the guardian I just sort of randomized so I saw what I liked because this character doesn't matter actually so skip a new thing for the 15 months protoss think of the 100 Bitties Roanoke thing with under Bitties Goku it says 400 think of the 56 months Connor I think the 70 bitties all right so let's say thank you with additional 100 bitties would everything technically be below the belt for this guy I'm gonna cave in somebody's kneecaps is what I was gonna do Jesse are you still working on your guardian I want I want my girlfriend to be hot they don't matter just randomize oh wow how dare you say they don't matter we're over an hour and we need to stop oh good point the stick is so I can reach things on the top shelf hey wait I don't think hold on let me follow this guy he left my uh I think you got that one I got him good and he left me my big stick of course the pilot with gestures like not quite sure where we are on the grabby boat none of us know where we are at any time that is the miracle okay that's way too meditative I always knew I am I'm smart shut the [ __ ] up I know things okay we'll take this one guy to climb these stairs are you guys able to see us is it bad I have my orb is that where you go with that character Jesse I don't know what you're talking about hey look more people it sounds really chaotic out there of course now now he gets more people we are thinking on our face wait hold on there's a portals my cousins wait wait ah [ __ ] that gets Yankee are on them bad news guys I think we're all about to die finally when it is our time to go it is our time to go say something more not just nothing you said nothing wait no we got one ah life is what happens when death is denied I mean death is but life is it made of Flesh both [Music] oh great now it's cold the thing I double wrapped my nipples ship I feel like I have I feel like I have very little agency in this situation well we already lost the ship so yeah close the window no thanks we don't want any oh yes pull that dongle oh [ __ ] my face that's really toasty in here now drop the oil gets Yankee pick up that orb over there don't don't let it roll out hello lady oh she just kicked it out the window what is the function I'm not covering your butt cheek Freedom liberation so in your butt cheeks is the opposite of double wrapping your nipples just say things huh that is the freedom of Life why did we let him just say things I'm gonna hate you sometimes just gotta wander through hell it's fine and I love you I just want to shut the [ __ ] up so do we think this crew like had a captain and the cat that Captain's dead or so dad they're totally dead no way any of us would be leading leading group [Music] good morning that was a nice it's hell there's not even a sun all mornings are good by default hold on I want to see if I can't get the orb back how do I get this stick off my back oh and I need my character Fontina Finkel forget what the name I said before it's wrong to change my settings do I hit the Escape key yes and it's also the top right button in the on the on the look where do you put that uh s the badge next to your character portrait I'm looking at this pool dead I hate to be a dumbass but would someone be able to tell me what settings I should change in order to make I think it's not there there's there's um there's there's if you scroll down there should just be like a general like quality setting for all your graphics and you can just set that to a lower setting probably just the next lower setting could cause it to OK overall quality Rachel uh should I do lower medium I think um just whatever's next lowest from where you are you're at you don't need to go as custom so I don't know also means it auto detected change it to medium yeah just Yeah medium is probably fine thank you gotta stretch my legs a bit oh God damn it Fontina learning I like to learn your learning cost me sometimes you touch things and they explode it's currently busy adjusting their my view of the universe is still bad so I'm changing it more need corrective lenses we just see what we want to see and what I want to see is low quality then maybe you don't need corrected lenses maybe you need greased over lenses Greece does help the wheels of Life Greece oh Stefan I'm not the one running this session you should make sure comment uh they I'm pretty sure they are let me let me check though where should that be gameplay option then I'm going to jump yeah now watch me do it again comic dice yeah are off yes my tiny legs can jump very far yeah well you can go even farther well okay you're moving would you care for me to throw you it would be funny not me but the short one I think it's time to venture through the butthole oh you want you want you want to throw the short one okay okay little species there little speciesist where are you going it's literally called the swing dick wonderful one at a time in this picture oh hey a goblin I punched a lot of these back in the day yesterday who would like to join me up top up top and tab holds up his hands researching what the elephants are up to A Thousand Years and years of human history what is this humans and that's what it does Flash behind you over here what what are you saying help me ah hey what's this guy up to as to whoever interacts first is the one who gets the cutscene yeah but you can watch through their eyes oh good it's a Wrigley brain please I perceive nothing you need somebody with good wisdom to do that I'm wise we saw what you did in the after cargo bay you are not why a newborn am I talking to a person or a brain you realize thank you disembodied I don't don't eat it I know you're going to be very tempted to eat it punch it punch it very hard I agree I'd like to okay well I'm ignoring all of you that is your right to do you are allowed to make the wrong decisions let me see let me look at this brain I'm getting a good good look looky Lou that 20. yeah dang [ __ ] you second roll of the game so interesting I'm rolling with Advantage [ __ ] off everyone [ __ ] off you're all wrong I'm always right I didn't I didn't say anything you want to be destroy the brain and you're wrong and I just said punch it nothing about destroying it your puny fist couldn't destroy it the brain lifts from the skull but you notice an opportunity you could [ __ ] the strange creature making it more subservient should it prove a threat make it a sub I could do that everyone wants no I I refuse I don't conform because I'm smarter than you already two minutes listening something behind your eyes seizes in recognition we all need it I don't like that it sounds like a small Victorian child go with the crawling brain what should I call first rule of traveling I don't like that name I'm interested in seeing what the [ __ ] is up with this thing I mean it's clearly part of some collective I don't think I like its Collective since it's Collective put a worm in my brain well if it's a problem we get it it's for now now before and now the problem with friends in a minute get on the news Tav follow done here I guess all right all right I love giant holes I love this one wonderful well this is going poorly I love to gape at holes a good oh something sometimes the holes gate back show off this is that's a pretty good flip I could probably do that She [ __ ] hates you the sword there's a red dragonborn's eyes you are no thrall Blackheath blesses me this day I'm behind in my watching of the scene because I didn't know it was there I know it's happening you let my orb drop who are you who am I it's very present you first we exterminate we will address the matter of a cure for this infection once we've reached the material plane you know what I like to have that plan so I guess I'm gay and nope we're down here now we're in okay whoa I guess yeah I guess I guess we're fighting now okay all right all right uh I guess I'm up I am gonna go ahead and head over here of course I had to walk through a bunch of you so um I thought you were tiny people could just do that apparently not apparently the pathing says I can't where is my oh right I'm still quite young uh actions we are all young and old is there no Dodge action there's not well that sucks I was really counting on that can I throw my stick got him that's my turn then successful better than anything else I could do she's already showed you up well yeah but she was in range she has them long legs brain kill good brain I I loosen them up for you like all my brains it's good ah not quite sure what I'm doing [Music] you're too close now all right there yeah I need my space you're the one who got close to me yes but I deserve it who is good question hooray is there no dash action either there is it's the one with the boots with the wing on it ah okay it's a bonus action for some reason it's listed under bonus you have to click on yourself in order to get ah there we go okay yeah that that takes some getting used to it first it's very confusing for a second are you kidding me I'm like just out of range I think you gave up your attack action to do that yeah but Dash was listed as a bonus action whatever lizelle's showing us all up it says my brain go to work team good brain nope nope nope [ __ ] she doesn't want to talk to you you know why cause you're boring and dumb damn he's completely uncontrolled which I find very interesting he had a bunch of healing potions on him oh also disaster child Molly mock thank you for the follow I'm just I'm just waiting I'm waiting for everyone else to catch up to me I'm already I was looting our foes had things on him [Music] it's probably when one of us uses those things that helps all of us our uh our lady friend is still back there no that's her problem yeah well she needs to follow if she's gonna do that I'm not allowed to go in apparently no as follow that hold on there's some strange readings here I would like to do something eventually okay I cannot follow you where you want to go literally and metaphorically well that's unfortunate just click on the vines hello you oh I figured it out all on my own what are you hey this one has the person in it and these are so smart and cool dead people in them well I don't think people should be dead her name is shadowhawk that means I'll look for a latch or something what about this right here the console appears dormant I'll look around mechanisms are completely unsocket okie dokie I think the console remember that oh are you already messing with it is that why I can't do anything yes oh wait no now I can do something torment I'm gonna hit it I already tried kicking it nothing happened let me try but she's the racist we're uh I think we're missing a piece wait a minute I recognize these wards I should be able to dispel them if I do first the racist one looks different than last time mechanisms are completely unrecognizable at first hey what's this thing nothing the console all three of us have now kicked it I thought I would kick it better well let's find out I grabbed a brain in the jar is that something I should take I got it now very well inscribe the device with the glyphs I sensed from the warding runes watch this the console humps to life I turned it on I love turning things on that means they're not off tab do you think just saying things that sound mildly cryptic makes you sound smart are any of us really smart yes I am I don't think so [ __ ] you who's really smart like who can I think yes exactly I think I'm smart I think we're all smart and dumb sensation that is your right to be wrong and that's beautiful open damn it unfortunately natural one the chances that we're so low five percent they were one in 20. foreign we all get another chance that's life well you all keep kicking it then I got it I got I got brain in a jar do you think it'll work dry throat I don't think so hold on I mean there's a there's an empty slot in it maybe the brain and the jaw will happen uh pay closer look at the powered up console we are all just empty slots all right I know a thing or two about magic apparently I found another brain that's cool it's a it's a heart all right all right and so if I uh just put my hand on it right now ah the brain literally saw this already all right elephant wisdom my turn yeah I got it cutting it real close damn it I'm sated now there we go whoa she's clumsy don't let her say something racist yeah I let her out you go ahead yes thank you and above all a will to survive nothing racist here wonderful hey what do you think of different races that's a question we can ask lizelle's not here so there won't be she won't be racist the better yeah he wasn't racist my previous person was the type of race that she didn't like and he's no longer here either so well we're getting the [ __ ] out of here join up or shut up that's what the other one said well she's supposed to be confident for somebody who was just trapped in a jar I'm both the blue and I now name the Lydia already we'd make crazy targets all grouped together like that all right [ __ ] off says the person who was just trapped in a jar I hope you don't get trapped another one bye she's going back she's going back in she stole the B20 hey come back she's about to run right to the gift goodbye my friends and I go back in my coffin and close it okay well okay yeah enough of that there's a giant hole over there no no no we need to follow unless we want it unless we want to see the hole I'm going to say our ship blue in this one I'd love to see a hole you already saw a giant one [Music] are any of us following yes all of us are leading through the sphincters just walk through the fire try not to catch on fire you pushed me through yes I'm ready to enter the helm thank you it looks looks like they've got something going on over here well this is not gonna be fun to watch that's very good actually how do you think cambian brains taste I imagine spicy that seems tastes like every other brain do you have experience in what brains taste like no no brain says to do it well if brain says kind of want to kill that mind flare because even though he doesn't have the popped collar he's tangentially responsible for destroying our ship Brain Attack good brain attack very good oh we only have 15 turns this is why people should always listen to me stupid tiny legs what is listening but the absence of talking ow come on while you're walking over there and then it just sort of happened all right well I'm just gonna uh you know in my turn here well this is already going so well next time don't get in my way next time don't have to grease down next to the fire don't walk near my Grease so is that fire something I can't walk through now I don't want to fun fact about fire Burns not always oh you [ __ ] it even burns the hell Pig oh that looks painful ah you [ __ ] Brain Attack God help them when I get within range at some point eventually my monk ability will kick in and I'll have the same speed as you normal leggers once I learn how to play this game it's over for you hoes get out all right fair's fair at least you didn't let me die give you a potion I've got it oh never mind then fine fortunately I found corpses with plenty good job nope more fire what fun where are those that was a choice you made it's those it's those tanks none of us make choices so tab why did you do that I felt the spirit next to the person that keeps blowing [ __ ] up oh wait tell me that's not one of the tank nope it's not okay fire hot fire indeed hot it's gonna stand over here and see what happens to the uh the the Cambrian dude [Music] that mind flare is gonna bite it soon I don't think we want to be here when the champion has another Target oh yeah he's got a lot of help yum yum yummy so what's up yum yummy it's at the front of the room right brain will got to get to the tentacles on the haters the tentacles all righty time to dash again I suppose all right go ahead and uh zip on over here oh hey a dragon Watcher the dragon guys just sort of like go oh what's going on in the background it's very funny yeah do you hey there's uh more imps and stuff over here that's uh that's cool there we go I'm just gonna drink one of them because I kept burning myself tab is still burning or something too late it is the potions choice if it wants to be drank by me or not I'll let it decide that one I don't think is true what does potion has to say in the matter okay the Mind player's clearly blind I'm here you little [ __ ] brain you failed to kill it and I do not forgive you zip over here and just that's how you kill take notes the potion has told me it wanted me to drink it so I've done so I'm hidden in plain sight this is pretty neat how did it taste like healing I'm trying to think of the word I can't remember it I don't know why it was it was sitting on my turret I I thought I had ended that turn it's tab's turn [Music] humility you want to go further unless you don't have illnesses grayed out right now it does to make sure it's it's activated and then you can do it oh fast and now they'll go for you oh no thank you for everyone I'm helping the party yes this is how you helped brain move I will die in the service of these friends that I have just made we're crewmates wait did he just throw away on the ship at our last stop what is stowing away technically it's hiding finally cargo I have a chance to fight [Music] the same one oh no I think I can still hit this one uh with a additional unarmed strike take that kicked you in the butt and now I continue running away reach the transponder ready hey the Master's almost dead I mean the the tentacle dude what the hell is wrong with me thank you Brad he's stunned die you son of a [ __ ] [ __ ] okay now we need to go we need to go we need to go we need to go we need to go to the ten tickles ten tickles so many tickles one more than nine and one fewer than 11. no one can withstand that many tickles especially this dragon you think you're making the tentacles [ __ ] when you do that I hope so I think the dragon's taking offense to that very sex negative dragon [ __ ] hang on to something I forgot how gravity did foreign make them come or we all die while you all made a pit stop at a gas station in space I boarded your craft and now I'm part of your crew I told you we shouldn't have stopped at the tears of saloon for gas welcome to the crew this four people total right now I mean it was just past the space Wawa I don't know why we didn't stop there oh you know the gift Yankee like hanging out at that one good sandwiches well why do you think the sandwiches are so good I've seen the future we will be on a beach something tells me someone is watching us that frequently changes her hair if I had my ore by no more but boy goblins my favorite they have legs like me tiny I love being tall and handsome so tall just like real life for some reason I'm seeing fondue's View and she's hit by a fish as it happens fondue that's my nickname for you now Fontaine Fontina they call me think I'm sorry for your small brain my near-death experience caused me to forget your name it's okay I attached the ten tickles speaking of brains where is brain Brave dead where is brain dead brain I feel better suddenly I'm me again ah so tall this character's just like sort of opposing behind me it's what I do as you wait full squirms oh [ __ ] so that's still there eat that I'm kind of tickles it'll all be for nothing if you don't find help soon clock is ticking you made a cute well I guess we're not looking for a new ship until we get this problem sorted I'm gonna do the really cool thing and just start looting everything so who here knows how to perform lobotomies I definitely do hold on that elf who ran away from us fell over here yeah that's another business she decided she wanted to be alone that's her deal well we don't know what realm we landed on what's in the barrel 11 Gold I'm taking this afraid new braid is dead damn it give it CPR it has no mouth yet it must scream I I was checking to see if you were alive I'm sure it did scream in the end I refuse to believe this thing doesn't at least have two pounds of brain meat that I can Harvest I don't know I a perfumed letter I don't care bucket of fish ooh lunch ah I took it all but then nothing it's my lunch I'm I may share if I feel magnets did you find romantic things and you just let you didn't care yeah it's a perfumed letter and I said [ __ ] it what the [ __ ] you must you must read it some dead Fisherman's letter we landed on a bunch of fisherman and killed them why do I need to read their sappy letters yeah there we go I want you to join me and you're immediately gonna say you can't join me because the party's too full go to my damn Camp the one I don't have yet I feel more comfortable this way well we're having a beach day what do you want from me as your character or as Jesse how do I take off my clothes very few differences at the moment [Laughter] I mean to be fair to Jesse I never hear Jesse talk about punching people true [Laughter] I like that I have these 1920 garters on them I will summon familiars just for the fun of it uh if hey if you want more brains I found a few more brains over here how do we take off our clothes but are they brains with legs yes two of them are they alive they they're wiggling so much I have taken an oath of Vengeance to kill them do we want to go that North or do we want to go towards this door to the east first there might be better ways to get to get to that door though so I might we might actually want to go north I mean I'm already North I'm just not approaching these brain things because I'm not a fan of them but like you seem to not want to kill them I I I do think uh going north is our best actual like gameplay choice waiting on the two dragons they're doing Dragon stuff I'm contemplating my new oath oh my friends are here okay we be driving me I'm posing with one knee up waiting as I see very impressive the music currently sounds like a [ __ ] Skype so yeah up okay never mind they just want us [ __ ] dead that's cool no brains to me I'm glad to see our front leader did not take a chance to reaffirm his powers foreign look I had that well under control all right clearly I did oh yes I don't mean that sarcastic I didn't have that one under control if I only hit levels up you can move your little [ __ ] ah thank you for touching my butt in a reassuring way now how do I level up Ah that's a button click the arrow on your practice I um except I now have more key points I have okay good now I can uh defense attack rolls against you have disadvantage and you have me and Quinn are going to loot things while you guys can't I found a Rapier that's exactly what I needed now that I've taken this oath I have a potion engine but I don't want it who wants a potion of speed I will I will definitely not use it I'll tell you a potion of what speed actually no hold on POG would get frogs would get the most use out of it [Music] I've forgotten all your names with my new death experience okay it's look out for him it's it's short for frogs worth and in my Quiet Moments I'll play this I've lost my friends again I was too busy pressing the air horn button air horn button what I have an heroin button here my near-death experience has done worse than I thought tab Apollo oh hello I oh I found you I knew all along actually if you look at the map it shows you where people are oh I of course do that thank you for telling me information I already knew dear God do not show the helmet on this hand dude why does he get to take off his clothes I want to take off my clothes why won't anyone tell me how to take off my clothes click on the badge that connects your character portrait you'll see all of your clothes and you can just drag them into your inventory or you can just press I oh which which picture of us the left or the bottom one hit I oh hit I ooh yeah thank you hasteful boots uh someone's stronger than me can move this rock this rock which rock this rock I don't see you on the map oh you're you're way far away from this that's why there's a there's a guy hanging out between there and then yeah there's a guy actually no there's a letter south of there what's this do hey bring things this guy's got one of those brain things cornered I can't see him but his voice sounds lovely you can kill it can't you like kill the others ah sure I guess I can kill it can you see it no that's a pig just a dumbo you're relieved just a dumb bore oh hi what's up uh oh it's awesome I agree I'll make you eat that [ __ ] but first we'll tell you bored okay what do we want to start with hmm that's a dramatic [ __ ] boy sassy hold the memory but it fades what was that what's going on well honestly still no clue what's those tentacled monsters I know but I whatever they did I think it's so obvious I shouldn't tell you I know everything because I know nothing shut the [ __ ] up Dad how are you not the Monk the monk that just just harder I had to decorate the ground with your innards not apologies with those uh those fangy things yeah I still can't see what's going on but he sounds like a vampire all right it kind of looks like a vampire I'll I'll just get my name it's progsworth do you ask about these worms they're really bitey would you still love me if I was a worm oh he's fighting I don't care for you now of course it'll turn me into a monster what else did I expect although there's nothing I don't see anything suspicious about this man with his [ __ ] and then his two speakers barely one half a mirror neither do I I'm glad none of us find him suspicious if I were a vampire I'd cover all that up so he must not be a vampire but look at that fancy doily on his collar he should not be ashamed of his fangs or his doily he's just a vampire and proud I've invited him into the camp is that something you're supposed to do with vampires lovely yes I'd like to see what happens I've heard nothing about inviting vampires in that would be negative to us well hopefully the goth girl I let him would deal with it wait we got guys that's different yeah she was passed out next to the tentacle did you not see her no oh the racist one the one who didn't say anything about race good or bad if you had further Head South past the crashed pod there's a ledge you can jump down ah I guess with my tiny legs I just never considered it I love this beach episode I feel so free hold on I need to wait what yeah my ankles there's something under this rock this I can't talk with strength things so that's that's on YouTube yeah sure oh you're both making now I can I can probably do it hold on can you move it hand you both have chosen nudity be good job Jesse how do you feel about your character being nude the water is so refreshing that's not what I asked let me try and uh what action do I do you can just you should be able to click and drag it if you're strong enough no I'm not strong enough oh dear hold on how can you move the Rock hmm I like that I'm wearing boxers and you just have a speedo um we are beautiful yeah I don't know where I put it almost thinking you took the female build but I'm pretty sure that's male hey an ornate chest there's a ruby oh hold on mirror speed I will take those potions to speed uh pick up yeah I would like to see more of tabs I don't really care about paper you can have paper I mean if you had the if you if you were able to see nudity you'd be able to see as much as tab as you wanted I guess I guess I'll take the hotter stuff I don't know it's a map to their cache I already read it but you can pick it up lure yeah so if nudity was enabled would his dick just be [ __ ] swinging around yeah yeah it leads against terms of service to find out am you can find out private data Chad how much Dragon dick do you get to see Dragon dick Dragon dick come along take my shaft I will say I've seen the dragon dick it is somewhat disappointing how much just a human dick but scaly time join me in the dragon bath um I found uh this mountain has an [ __ ] uh there's a wine flare over here that's dying position there's a boar I will observe the boar to see what it does oh wait I'm gonna raise my Palms to the boar what's up something way more important is happening while you're doing this boar [ __ ] this is very important nothing could be more important than me looking at this boar and raising my hands to it trying to make me feel compassion oh poor fellas compassions for the week it's time to make you weak this boy's trying to [ __ ] up but my brain is back to health nurse is back to hell Trotters that's so cute oh I have a negative one in intelligence but I'm gonna try to concentrate on its thoughts the boar has left let's go [Music] your mind be gone oh no he lost his dick clothes back with a vengeance there is multiple penis it would be a mind Slayer you're my friend my body I'm gonna go ahead and resist that I will give him my body resisted I do not consent no the monster lies exhausted defeated its eyes wet orange pearls radiate malice wet why are describing eyes like the affection it hates me why does it hate me I thought I was his baby yeah yes damn I will uh I will inspect he's very wet now what is a void bulb oh I can it's a throwing weapon oh okay you want it oh okay yeah but I use my monk dice when I use throwing things can I give it to you somehow yeah you can have it okay well if you need it I I can give it I can give it to him if you want I could take it from you and give it to him how do I you could just tell me how to give it to him I moved it is that on the left side her screen where you have all of our portraits there's a button at the top that says party let's see all of our characters and all of our inventories or or just hit uh sick hey Tav I wouldn't recommend it yeah but you might specifically did not say that for that reason yeah I don't know what you mean hey but check out this [ __ ] yeah look at that let me see the [ __ ] I wish to see the [ __ ] just a gaping void of nothingness I shall approach the void yeah that thing seems out of my purview it's my turn approach holes never mind right magic glitch do I get to do it yes I do sprouted clay it's my turn to invite someone who can't hang out with us the camera angle looks like it's from my guy's perspective and that's kind of funny how wet is it you must describe it I would touch the signal that's how it's actually pronounced don't question me oh God now it's how it's spelled I've seen porn like this yes that is a hand I told you we should have avoided the glory hole at that gas stop but then you wouldn't have met me tab I've not regretted every moment slap your hand [ __ ] you hell yeah low five [Music] [Music] thinking about it you could show them how smart you are use your wizard strength I will I will I will show off how smart I am that's a good that's a good idea me I came up with it on my own okay I'm over twice as smart as necessary your brain is pretty strong of course shut up this is too horny for me I need this man to get out of the hole as soon as possible that just shoves his through and just like expect something on the other side absolutely that's all I do that was what the glory hole was the gas stop just another wizard shoving his dick into things hello scale of Water Deep updates usually most men are either coming out of a hole they're most men are apologies I didn't exactly you're wasting my time and my time is precious time is gold in a manner of speaking you're on the North load as well oh [ __ ] you oh really really don't want to do that just an observation and why would I really really not want to attack why take the risk I'm a wizard cancels it out we're threatening you with your life and your response is sarcasm great I'll leave this one up to a group vote if he's a wizard he has a spell book if he has a spell book that means you can have it it may be nice to have someone else if you're a relative intellect to talk to I do like this gay man all right the group has spoken much I I will allow for democracy in this one time we have in common end of a rather unwelcoming in circular region he seems to be knowledgeable [ __ ] off nothing to do with me are you aware that after a period of excruciating gestation it will turn us into mind flayers a process known as ceremorphosis and let me assure you it is to be avoided you don't happen to be nice I just hate that he looks like Billy Mitchell that's the only thing I really hate I'm surprised he was able to get his hair to look like that after a bit falling into the Wilds his hair looks like [ __ ] for me because the quality is so low on mine and I'm sure it's beautiful elsewhere I don't know about these tadpoles and it pisses me off this beard looks like pubes just glued to his face and each other are helping I mean shove them in the can maybe he'll deal with the Vampire sure go wait for me at camera you would make a good meat Shield yes but I'm not feeding you any of my magic items and we aren't saving him from The Vampire maybe they will [ __ ] I will also observe that if necessary I will observe that as well for my team for scientific purposes of course yes for Science and Magic both of those hey look this is like some weird Fort thing up ahead big old tab s where are we going here we are yes I knew where we were going talking hold on social contact I can see they're all destroyed I got this angled twice as tall as well oopsie well I did fail to save you let's not walk over there I've engaged in with conversation that's I can fit your head in my jaw do you really want to deal with that sure they look stupid that's not even really a lie but Liz now what almost is yes just made it I definitely didn't do the math wrong shut up come on you look no point in getting killed second worm gets the cheese and all um second mouse gets the cheese no nobody's getting any damn cheese I want cheese I'm hungry I could go for some cheese I didn't work wow there's a lot of them yeah the cheese doesn't belong to any of us what's this plaque time and they've left the plaque unreadable the plaque is unreadable my eyes suck now you're in tangle tab how do you like it I don't like it in tangle town hey watch this oh hell yeah oh my God I got hit for 50 damage from that thank you what I you weren't 100 so thank you a little bit of a little bit of warning would have been good but I'll just go ahead and drink this potion I'm just jump in the hole Oh no I got excited I saw a hole and I went in okay well good luck with that can you blame me I'm going through the door that's right here I think we need to make a rule anybody cast a spell you got a yellow warning first fire in the hole or hey I'm gonna drop like a 20 ton thing on you real quick are we fighting oh we are hello oh well that sucks I don't have a bonus action what is this pointless 20 ever but all right you know our friend has just had a conversation I guess I'm going through the door like any civilized person would surprise oh hey tab you should do that you should do that rage thing oh yeah that would help it's kind of your main class feature interesting I don't feel much rage in my heart well do it anyway you really oh I found it I found my rage don't hit me with that torch don't hit me with that torch don't hit me with that torch damn it wait don't go over there [ __ ] it what did I just lose my turn [ __ ] Christ okay all right well I dealt with the guys okay so you don't get a tax of opportunity in this noted uh you do uh well then that one person I guess they must have disengaged then so angry I'm gonna help myself to their food while you keep them distracted uh yeah we don't have a Healer so um I can't move because tab is clogging the door I'm so big and Angie I'll make a decision if you want to use your Reckless attack or not I've done it yes yes man this guy will not stop saving oh quick saving I see I did that sorry yeah all right I'm coming I can't move so I'm just uh waiting for tab to get knocked out or something I guess yeah I am protecting my friends foreign am I doing it am I doing it right uh that Barrel over there is an explosive I can't help but think I'm being attacked more because I'm naked did you also attack recklessly yes then you are going to get hit a lot more oh my yeah you [ __ ] oh the critical Miss that seems not ideal going to scoot I'm gonna put the clothes on potion if you have a fire bolt or something I recommend aiming it here or no here I cannot put my clothes on in the middle of battle it seems actually wouldn't do much for you you're a barbarian oh okay then I will keep them off wait no not Dash can I jump over you no there's a wall in the way that problem I've moved did I die oh my God really successfully do you see the position sorry yeah no he just pulled it over himself I hope okay whatever oh I I hope no one sucks my dick that would be awful yeah maybe we shouldn't jump down random holes after I have to like use all of my healing potions after getting a [ __ ] ton of weight dropped on me can't I use my action well every experience is knowledge and now we know who's to say who jumped down the hole if for some reason it's not letting me use any of my spells are you out of spells I know I have two spell slots left and my act I don't think I used my action unless it counted opening the door that would be an accident but I didn't even do combat did started for me I'm annoyed very annoying all right hold on that must be something I can do here how about I do understand if opening a door is an action but I think they should give it to us for free ah idiot you missed another in a perfect place for me to just attack them well that hurts I am glad I have a hard time seeing us winning this one I only see victory for us you see nothing I see the ground oh I am glad I could take most of the damage for you so you could hide totally on purpose I had a key what you would only have two key points how much does fluria blows cost I only used it once there we go okay kidney punches and how much movement do I have left okay I'm gonna yeah good call oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] my dead body's on fire yeah you're about to lose your saving throws well that does it that barely hits any of them wait I'm about to lose my savings yeah you're about to die for real oh no if I die for real I die for real life we can revivify you okay do we have revivify yeah each of us has a scroll or revify okay that's good I am so hot this dick is on fire um all right your spell better be [ __ ] baller [ __ ] pull out the most baller poggers [ __ ] [ __ ] ever all right all right then we're really hoping that they don't have another uh Molotov that's what that's what I can do right now and I'll just like go back here I'm glad why are you coming in here oh dear I mean you have full health you're the only one that can do anything right now you're very dead oh Tav I would mourn you but you're stupid and I don't mourn this stupid Poor Dad tab yeah [ __ ] idiots gonna do what is smart but the absence of intelligence or death or dead dumb my brain no work dead there's there's no dumber than dead fire brain bad blood what's going on oh it's my turn sorry I need oh we're still in the fight yeah yeah no we're trying you're dead but we're still trying to live I will I'm not allowed to hide in my current condition what's up real quick and now I will hide I Believe In You prague's spindle crin he's gonna come through this door he's gonna be like where are they I haven't hidden so oh you should kill him when you get a chance I need to put on some armor that'll at least help got one we might be able to win actually yeah I mean Barth the blue has full health and there's only two of them left I'm hidden so they've been pretty bad at hitting me all things considered and yeah we can do this there's only two left and there and they split themselves up I just can't step into that fire or else I'll die yeah I I might focus on attacking instead of Defending it's probably for the best torga your turn's over let it go this is the ghost of Tav and I believe in all of you burn them with your best spell whatever you've got I can burn and I missed oh no you should have used that on the oil barrel I can't I couldn't see an oil barrel I've been stuck in this room I'm going to throw what do I have to throw at him you should leave them you had that [ __ ] I do have that [ __ ] you can see what that does let's see what this does we tried have you tried killing our enemies oh my path to him is interrupted though I think that has an area wait no never mind okay well he's saved okay I guess if you throw another one maybe he won't see I only had the one [ __ ] but he didn't see me so he ran away like an idiot which means I can bring you back revive did I just critical question mark bitching dab on the haters I I succeeded in my saving throw that's good I'm very revivable look at me hold on I'll spend my business corpse you are quite crispy all right I'm going to move over to you I learned these Ambush tactics on Darth Noir and what is the action that I need to use help hand-holding hand oh there you go hold her hand I touch a button solidarity I am going to move back here and hide again just teammate stuff all right what was that sound what an [ __ ] and now I have a sales throw [Laughter] oh no we're gonna need to take a long rest after that you are mine I'm taking a long rest oh he saw me what is death but the longest dress cannot Escape my witch walls I'm so sorry my friends no one could see this coming all right I succeeded in my death same ah you [ __ ] [ __ ] I succeeded in one I just gotta succeed two more times and didn't remember that lightning well eat this oh thank Christ oh God little history right you're stable and and you know we can make a a decision on whether or not it's more of a liability or not terrified I have no idea what you're talking about I am a valued member of the crew we did it together we are now even for the nataloid it's [ __ ] stowaway nearly got us all killed that's still like hitchhiker ah thank you for the reassuring butt Pat we all need yes there is a difference all right uh what can we do with all of that I'll say it after Tav comes back from the nearly Nearly Dead do I hit enter into Return base mode no arcade is blocked I live all right all right time to take a long rest no we can take it we are in a short rest available thank you my friends I mean it's either let's see how effective one is before we dig a long rest I just I've just used my a lot of spell slots is that was that a was that a short rest that was a short rest what what did we press for that um far far right next to the inter-turn-based mode there's camping oh there's the camp and it's the one that has two dots under it there we go my small slots are back should we take a second one because I have four healing potions I feel like it's more effective if I just hit you with them should I be wrestling or doing something oh thank you now you oh I think that's me instead sorry yeah I got hit by a little bit of the blast on the ground oh wait hold on I guess I can also do this yeah there is a health potion sitting there on the ground I think that might be just a that's an artifact from when I threw it it's just stuck there now sorry that happens to me sometimes all right this guy only has gloves and stuff that's useless to me and like a club you elected oh good uh it's part of the debt don't get us killed um the jungle there's a simple robe I mean they're worth money I guess if you want it short something very important a hat that is important oh that is a nice little hat here you go slay Queen thank you all right so that will continue in in this death trap well I'm looting this room regardless because everyone defending it's now dead or whoever else was looting it there were four lit candles in this chest I'm not sure what to think of that oh a padded chair ah this is nice taking all the books they're mine that is wonderful I'm not sure in my heart I go off Vibes I unclaimed the sturdly bound story of a cleric of char whose Soul was never claimed from the city of judgment I already have two copies of that you can have that I've heard that story too it's very sad I found a book on vampires I'm not sure that's useful this freaking rumor is full of the unclaimed we will never run into a vampire vampire's unreal freaking dark in here hold on dragons and liches and Magic those are real a vampires that is very wise of you to save I want you to think well I opened another door well I'm on my way to see that door [Music] how's this candle do and behind that door was another door and more candles sure okay okay that door leads to a loading screen I'm gonna follow my friends follow my friends go in the go in the hole go hole show hole hey there's a much bigger heavy Open Door over here there's another one over here it says it's locked this one is not this one just oh bro this is a dead Crypt it's got medium toughness let's see how tough you are after ow my hand all right be careful in this room don't just go walking around in this room there are traps but there are so many candles perceptional perception failed reception failed yeah I mean I have really good dark vision if that helps do not touch anything Tav I will obey Fontina figure I like my robes and I'm not even proficient I like you better when you when you follow orders as you should Fontina Finkel I don't like all these weird vents in the floor they make me nervous uh oh I failed okay well this uh this sarcophagus it's glowing red probably not a good song don't touch it goes on the Trap who wants a great sword and a shield uh I'll take the shield I can actually use it you have so many things in your inventory uh because I've been looting you know you may have the great sword thank you you may not want to use it but you may have it I shall have it Fontina Finkel what is this oh God this is hideous I'd rather wear the robes I have I have a life debt to you Fontina Finkel I must obey you a Fontina Finkle okay thank you Fontina Finkel okay hold on I have an idea we can't disarm the Trap but I have this Mage hand all right give me a second hold on hold on no no no hand no hand hand you stay over there all right go for it get out of the way all right I'm reaching don't I will not forget to follow I'm pressing two one nothing happened hmm curious what happens if you try to touch the sarcophagus with it I need to I need I it doesn't let me do anything oh I can do this Ah that's neat what's the plaque I have sarcophagus say my hand can't read I can hold on I can't read either hold on I can only click on your magic hand okay it says plaque is a mystery to you it says it's a mystery to you what if it's not a mystery to me I don't know what language do you speak I don't know okay good I can break the pot how do I expect that I had a sore sarcophagus once I was punched in the throat is sarcophagus I want to try hitting it working on it I don't believe I can open it okay that did nothing hold on I just gotta punch this door real quick it's pretty old so maybe it'll work okay the door is pretty sturdy apparently I'm not sure I speak anything other than common which is disappointing hey tab try hitting that door with your ax I shall jump good work good job attack the door let me crying a bit more subtle never mind yeah yeah we can walk away as long as you have a lock picking kit yeah thieves tools are like pick up equippable and usable as I oh there's a cat oh oh oh oh wait a minute oh hold on what where are we oh we're all right we're back here I'm going back inside get back inside we might just have to Spring this trap with something no we don't hit the spring of trap let's bring a trap Fontana Finkle it's pretty trap do not spring trap tab difficult okay hold on I'm so excited to bring a trap I will use my super sorcery time stoppy abilities to do this okay oh no okay it's not it's not answering hearing face mode because we're under attack tab you'll want to move towards the door I shall Fontina Finkel what have you done I've opened this sarcophagus and sprung the Trap and then I deactivated the Trap oh and I did it so fast none of you could see it well that's great okay what was in it this key that opened the door oh cool all right okay let's go there's also in another timeline in another timeline that did not go as well who wants a spear I can't really use a spear I I have no use for it for is it uh it is and you can throw it I'll take it very well oh I can lactate frogs oh Scroll of burning hands that sounds useful does it count as a monk weapon I guess we're about to find out at a quarter staff it's so freaking dark in here looks pretty bright to me but then again I come from like you know beneath the darkness I come from Darkness Beyond Darkness I don't like all the skeletons in here they they fill me with bread coins on this Crypt I I'm showing off how smart I am and none of you are here to see it I'm talking about jurgles scribe of the Dead you are so smart Fontina Finkel yes I found a book is it a good book I don't know I found a heavy key should be with thank you oh a gilded chest I don't know what I should be holding hey you can light up the candelabras if you want that'll that'll really brighten the place up kind of give it a refreshing vibe uh okay good there's somebody in here okay this book is tempering a feeling like pins and needles lingers under your skin hit it harder should I look at the book I'll give you the book If I can't find any way to oh okay my only option is now to smash the lock open and I doubt I have much luck there but smash the book smash the book smash the book the book ow the booktube the book knows too much I knew I should have used Arcana ouch [ __ ] stop it get it harder liberates through your body as if you just the lock doesn't budge all right fine picture they have the ear on it I don't know why that activated my inspiration but faunting if you want to Fontina if you want it you can have it her name is Tina Finkel shall resist the urge to call you fondue so you will show respect to Fontina Finkel she saved my life I'll kill both of you okay so do I need to go to the book yes the book is locked I will go to the book Tavo is a blood debt and he's very very uh stupid and strong I have the strangest feeling that there's like a hidden chamber back here but hey did you guys try pressing that button not until we find out what this damn book's about lighter than it should be with something knock the lock open with the spell yes ah the book is too smart for you you're an inspiration we will not be defeated by a book it's the part it's part of the accelerated reading program and are you okay that's fine yeah close enough try now smart kill this book punch the book ah that's the lock open page comes with it magic Pulses from the parchment you think you're so smart because you contain words but I contain words too it's a foiled book holographic ENT a list I wonder how much it goes for on dungeon eBay roll that religion and let's find out we don't have time for religious enough it's dungeon you babe I learn of the Gods I don't worship them so these are the names of gods once lost but now restored after the second sundering the last three names in this book sit close together but are so devastated by the scroll as to be unreadable entire pantheons have dwindled and been I've had cut holes in my hat to fit my horns you have unfortunately made a very hot wizard I wasn't paying attention wow she looks great okay nicely I'm just gonna press it okay hey the door opened why am I behind you I'm not even near you oh hey the skeletons are waking up oh oh my they're wearing dresses that's cool cool as hell I kind of wish they hadn't all right how many are we dealing with here one two five okie dokie and you know they're made of Bones how hard all right they gotta be at least zero zero one job hit them hard and I shall Empower you teeth are the bones of the mouth hope your soul is in good hands you can call teeth whatever you want to have as long as you kill the skeletons I will kill the skeletons but Tina um [ __ ] well never mind Fontina [ __ ] I'm sorry does it notice me does it notice me Fontina Finkel that's that's it returns done scribe move on subscribe don't hog it I saw a hog today it ran away from me Warriors down here with me haha doesn't know I exist oh [ __ ] it's going after a tab that's what we want yeah make sure and tap make sure you're rage and don't be Reckless I will rage and I will not be Reckless you have to click on yourself again to activate it there you go uh fight me [ __ ] good smack good smack brazier that's also what you say after a successful drug deal smacked eggs excellent smack finger licking good yummy I love that snack oh yummy hey drugs sir mommy your drugs Mommy time for us stabbing the butt ah come on oh I like how we all do it once it just turns that was a critical kick to the butt oh that's my something oh I'm cold got it I'm gonna step away from some of you uh yeah I'm just gonna head back down here seems like they'll have a harder time hitting me preservation fabulous tired I'm not allowed to be tired yet okay not until the fight's over I'll be tired when I'm dead owie [ __ ] tiredness is just a body leaving the week I'm so well tired I don't love what just happened I got one good smack and good smack see where are the rest from from one left over this one hiding he's up there all right now someone sneeze on it or throw something at it there we go success I want my dagger back oh [ __ ] yes hold on where's my dagger there's my dagger I saw it a second ago where the [ __ ] is it hold all hold left alt and it shows up there we go anyway back to the thingy I opened to the richly adorned sarcophagus hold on their candles there we go I'll light the other ones and now I forget should I should I be touching everything do not touch Tav I think that's what you said is to touch that I booped it I booped it openly hopefully that was a good thing to do oh no let's see what happens when you touch it that's not me I can't have learning the lesson back there I have good news this is why everything else in here is dead but they were all ready so I don't see what difference that makes your eyes are remarkably preserved unlike everything else very wet so your eyes are so wet sir and this is why we close the eyes his name is Withers that's a very appropriate name for what he is what a curious way to awaken how curious a dragon in a speedo and a naked gnome how curious are you being made by is this uh is this this a riddle um well obviously uh uh attack no yeah why aren't you attacking me that would be senseless oh finally I'll answer my question with some [ __ ] brains in here we've been here for an hour and you're the first person to rather just talk I could just leave I ask again what is the worth of a single mortal life go with my class option mortal lives aren't single few strides I love this guy he's very smart and good we have met I will not I will not forget yours time and place farewell Denny's at seven we have a group chat make sure you join we will meet you at Denny's at seven if we and we can explore this other cave and then take a lot of risk because now I'm out of spells half that's me I'm Tav uh there's some good stuff in here if you guys would like it I guess I can just take all and you can just take what you want but yeah sure ah another so cool and there's five of them here now found a ladder where does it go I'm up well up seems like a direction we might want to go right now okay it leads out up and out that's more specific uh yeah it's the back of the place uh yes there is a ladder I love going on adventures with my friends you have friends I hope to meet them someday they are wonderful unrelated to this shall we shall we engage in a long rest no there's something over here that I couldn't see are you still in the thing no no he he's up here on the Sledge oh live I'm I'm here Vines we don't have a shovel or we'll have to find a shovel all right now we can take I can be a shovel unrest do I need to do that or can we all do that I think only one of us needs to click it what if I simply punch the ground yes yes time to sleep oh geez the Wizard's here oh god oh wait where's my shirt your shirt my shirt's gone wait why do I have a shirt what do you want stop staring at the fire it's creepy we're all naked that's better wait a minute watch your damn mouth hold your horses so you can walk around hanging dongs it's just me and my Crocs now meaningless seeing how Crocs out [ __ ] out there is something just very dragons not what's happening right now Devils dragons mind players used to be abstracts pictures on a piece of paper What A Difference A Day Makes now we have tadpoles slithering through our heads like carnivorous feet high oh a ball it just seems like occurred to me like not ABS you seem like you need comforting that's not what's happening right now in my scaly breast I bet it's hard this ballet of flames invites reflection no straight man says ballet of flames I love this man healer before the wee one gets hungry you're done with that I'm gonna talk to Shadow heart um it's not we it's very Gail's bumming me out I'm gonna talk to this lady back here I'll talk to the vampire I guess uh we have traveled perfect this is perfect perfect camera angle for this one oh God oh my God I can't zoom in because I oh God I see ass where's the ass where's the ass I will find you I'm over here you can click the uh you can click the ear button next no I didn't want to do that I won't do that wonderful oh the racist one that isn't racist yep ah there's another hat in here yeah who wants a hat oh I would enjoy it but if someone else wants it we need to oh wow you are just light it apparently hold on sorry I'm trying to listen to this lady like I said crocsap [ __ ] out if you go if you go to your inventory you can actually take off your undies oh yeah oh this is about to get so wrong we are a very casual camp where's the unlock Cape I picked up I want my cape I can't tell if it's a dick or not I'm pretty sure I disabled uh nudity but just in case I'm pretty sure no you definitely have a dick out that is so odd yeah I disabled nudity too well it doesn't look like it like mine I was luckily it doesn't look like a penis enough that I'm like hmm it really kind of just looks like a void it was a rough shape but it wasn't a dick huh you did say that you saw them I thought I thought no no I if the Nudy's engaged you can see Dragon dick and it is just a scaly human dick I changed the colors I said no dick okay well I'm gonna lie down now so no head hold on hold on not yet I I'm grabbing something um I gave you a hat to have yeah I wonder how I'll just check it again oh you gave me the Hat wonderful I will I I want to double check I want to make nudity not a thing just in case we come across some nudity yeah I know I I definitely turned mine off I know yeah you have a leaf in front of your dick yeah I do understandable sorry you were lagging would you say I'm a fan either uh next character has a leaf in front of his dick for me yeah I want a leaf I don't know I don't know how to the night normally uh hit Escape hit Escape go to options hit Escape okay go to options I'm in the Play Store all right another user options the first thing there is show genitals and show cinematic Unity oh I don't see through sorry I don't see user options let me try that again I'm hitting escape again I'm hitting options and then the gameplay tab under user options gameplay tag under user options user options I did not see user options scroll down if you can't see it oh I'm dumb sorry uh and then you were saying there's there's a show genitals check mark and a show cinematic nudity check Market if you uncheck both of those you should be good well they are both unchecked okay well then we've done what we can yeah all right well I thought so good night now I'm ready to go to bed oh I can cook up some fish honestly I gotta Select Auto Select what happened someone canceled it who could cancel Jesse I think it automatically canceled because I was in the options well it's I'm I'm fine now and it still says another player's doing something there we go all right thank you for those making food oh above the covers [ __ ] out oh [ __ ] all right so yeah if you're gonna get my capes on my cape's on too my Tail's poking right I gave to have my hat I got a mask on now Dick's still out good night everybody oh wait hold on the mummy's here I love my hat thank you he is here hey friend another thy name has been recorded did you put in all my titles the blue vein of White Rock ruler of rest reached of myself I accidentally talked to this man your services are what a mending of the threads between life and death elaborate should vow or any of our compassions perish I will cleave soul to body once more well that's it no one's dead indeed this vampire wants to [ __ ] me farewell okay I don't need the shade behold my tiny cheeks of Fury so do you think we're calling it here do we want to go for a little longer my room is an oven I think I need a break okay that's fair that's fair with me when do we believe we'll be back playing more uh Tuesday after sorry Wednesday after next I think I mean after next okay well I know Jesse won't be available we can still play his tab someone else can run it that's yeah that's true if it's if you're able to like do that I don't mind if we play and we level up does tab also level up when tab comes back uh tab would level up immediately essentially he's okay Jessie's not here sick yeah I don't mind then we might have to just and honestly it'll play very similarly I mean in terms of the in terms of tab role play yeah you're going to be here for a month so we might as well get used to having someone kind of mind melder character that's true roundhouse King all right well we saved yeah all right I I just hit quick save sometimes because I get nervous which button is quick save or is there a quick button for it or uh F5 hold on I can actually play something my performance doesn't suck I figure this should work nope still poor performance uh let me try I hit F5 I mean you need Charisma for it right I have plus three charisma well I'm just saying like I wouldn't be able to do it all right well if that's where we're calling it for today I say it was pretty successful I didn't die yes none of us die and I figured out how to take off my undies which is also very important for a month well they definitely are not gonna be a band good night everybody bye

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Length: 188min 46sec (11326 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 11 2023