Baldur's Gate 3 (Co-Op #4) | Of Mommies & Massacres (8/30/2023)

foreign with more of this group hello so I I think as a group I I want us to focus up because I'm pretty sure we were supposed to be doing something and last time we just sort of started doing random [ __ ] we killed a bunch of nulls I think I feel like that was something we had a larger gold that I forgot yeah but I also found like this bottle which is really cool that is a bottle it is it's got something evil in it it'll be really cool when I just pop it open randomly I'm just trying boss do you remember what we were supposed to be doing because I killing goblins I believe well we were ready to find out more about these tadpoles in our heads but we've been kind of killing our way there killing tadpoles that's fun those are problematic uh whoever was playing the music you've attracted the oath breaker night closer to us and I'm a bit weirded out by that he really likes music he's got good taste I think we met him when I was dissociating yeah no he no no he showed up when I killed those teethlings who were trying to kill lizelle and most importantly last time we decided we are starting a band yeah I got the whistle of an Angel here Barth you and you and Tom need to work out what you're going to do in the band I'm pretty sure there's still like a drum and a flute that we can find I've been playing this loot the whole time I just haven't been doing it well okay well pick something else either way I'm Gonna Leave camp and see where we left off here help I scared the dog away bye I will find a loot no oh that's right we yeah no we had just looted these we appropriated all of their stuff let's leave here before the cops show up we did murderers oh and they did tell us about a Tavern we could go to I don't know if we still want to do that having now killed them okay I need the Misty step back up there oh there we go all right I'm going are you playing in the blood too no it's just looting the hyenas they have very good ears I thought I saw a building down this way time photo oh I'm busy playing in the blood don't play in the blood it's unsanitary you'll catch the AIDS oh we have that in this world right we probably call it something stupid like [ __ ] well there's the building dragons I heard something from down this way I hear birds I heard like a crack or a crackle those frogs are just sort of following I'm Gonna Keep looting these nulls you have good luck down there I love crack there's a person down here a person down by the river yeah down down by the river down down by the river oh dear What's your deal Carl Sagan hi Carl Sagan I'm progs this is where he's been hiding whoa she's got like a power level or something moxie ah you all you all good just watch never been better oh okay good good wow you're tall hi from the north to Lloyd oh she was on the ship told me I found you before those so-called paladins of tear did yeah yes good great glad I don't have to kill you oh good yeah that that would be a shame was that on the table [Music] through a landscape of Fire and Blood oh that's wonderful ah this woman lying how did you get on this hell when we were there I don't know it was very confusing maybe one of the tentacles snapped her up when did that hot clothes like E.T does uh did you say clothes like E.T it's here like E.T soldier in the blood War I don't think he dresses like this girl I don't think E.T wears clothes no ET is generally naked I'm talking about the glowing heart your head a mind fire tadpole huh maybe she can mine milled with a little boy and make him kiss girls when he's hoarding and hmm uh black I'm Prague spindle crin I don't know palsy helping me kill I like things I'm pretty good at that I just need something to point at it doesn't wore a blood War really good yeah this one's a bit more bloody than you would think I mean there was that one that was being fought by like constructs in that one dimension we passed through that wasn't really a blood War this is the one fighting this is evil law and evil chaos constantly fighting so gets bloody Wars goo just a bunch of gelatinous Cubes fighting then we'll want to stay out of Umbra posing as paladins of tear they're gonna make me fight the cubes yeah I can do that mean me fight the cubes send them back to where they came from yes they cornered me outside jokes that are just for me and Jesse oh look you can see me waving up by the bridge I like how much she says [ __ ] I don't really want to take it right I will say this is the first companion I I haven't run into her in my own game but this is the first companion I like yeah no she's pretty sure got it I'm going to talk to her at Camp she can Crush my skull well sadly I don't think we'll ever be able to fit her in the party but she's welcome to stay at Camp She spunked me out can't she wear me like a backpack and then like you know just ride her into battle yes I'd be down for that I don't want that bubble I can't say I want to see that Jack and blood oh wait a minute that Banner outside this building that's definitely something that looks terrish our enemies are up here found them hey yeah there's this one oh yeah there's one right there should we hunt should we completely ignored me seek him I think I found their leader top press C C for sunny ah yeah you keep sneaking around I'll distract their leader in conversation I can't read so I will just trust you that that's how you spell it wait what Scouts there are three of you in here I think we might have already been made but uh that depends on you or you what she says you are dicks I'm sure she's invented a fascinating I'm ready to kill someone at a moment's notice I am very hidden I'll also laugh monotically once I do it here Lord of Justice he sent us after just for the Aesthetics okay is anyone else hearing the Demonic whispering in the background it's not really helping their story I do hear that now that you mentioned it missing absolute yesterday she butchered an entire boring we were lucky to survive all the lawful gods are boring ah anyone who's like real big on Justice I'm I'm very suspicious all right get ready to shoot them in five you're a terrible liar within an inch of my life I'll happily kill them I can't shoot them shoot them now okay one second and if she won't go quietly boom oh there we go we're in it now his attitude of me has gone down negative 20. oh no damn how could it all right I'm done hiding tab are you fighting I don't know where I am oh there I am you lost yourself did you just try to shoot lightning at me how is that even possible I was dissociating again I'm so sorry well stop it's your turn go smack them with where are you going tap that's the door no I don't know don't leave we need you to fight okay you can hit these two people that are yeah kill the people who aren't us if you're going if you can't move anymore I recommend throwing something at her yes um how about how about where is I just had it there it is is this actually how you wheel the spear I feel like a dork I like the way you're holding this sphere to throw it it's very bad I feel like otherwise you just run it against the ground I guess I unfortunately my path is interrupted if I try to throw it at her can you throw something smaller than that do you have a javelin we moved a bit that might help did I not throw it God damn it you did not bro gging and now do it wrong one but you got him yeah I couldn't do the other one fair enough I like how it was stuck in the crates though yeah thank you someone forgot to raise you did forget the rage though Fontina do you want to finish off the Archer sure okay then we'll take care of this let's see here oh well I did want to rage I didn't want to rage because I didn't know if I if I could hit this person gotcha oh now we're both on the floor don't you feel like an idiot I bet he does you [ __ ] up I like the Casual walkover yeah no Bart just strolls over to her going like you've made a terrible mistake I'm trying to give them a hint as to where I am all right um I'm just gonna throw something at you what can I throw I have a dick you have like a can trip you missed well cool there's also someone in that other room oh here they come hey there they are there they go goodbye zero a traitor I'll go I okay that one's dead uh I guess I'll try to should I help to have I don't know I can help you hit her harder if you want I'm helping tab all right hold himself up by his bootstraps by my underwear not dying tab I I feel better you don't feel even better not dying yes so you should stop doing that do I have any no I don't have any healing items all right we're good just don't die it's so hard is it my turn uh you only have a bonus action but yes I would drink a potion or something yeah I have to don't know if I have any potions then I would step away from me in case they have AOE alrighty uh uh it doesn't look like they do because they like their their position is Trader but they also apparently know magic even the mirror image so it would seem and now you can end your turn tab all right take one of those and now we have a tad statue Taff has been held it's just taking a nap and you're blind and I'll stab her in your face now what did you have to trade I'll take it I helped good work music all right good body back here wait yeah fall asleep there's a whole refugi I'm so iffy tapsody I wonder what they were doing with the refugi hey violin there we go anybody want to fiddle Buzz take the violin that's that's your instrument now all right send it to me okay well also for future notice I think it would be helpful if if we're going to have a conversation with a NPC just just say I'm talking very loud because otherwise it doesn't notify me that there's a dialogue happening so I just don't hear it or listen to it you can see next to our character portraits an icon that pops up when we're talking it looks like an ear true but I'm I'm just not looking there all the time that's problem you taking a nap tap I'm sorry I'm better not go take your Pike back yeah you're also laying down in like the character sheet so on my screen you're just sleeping in the character sheet oh that's fun as I give you things because I'm over encumbered oh I also have anything I also have a great sword if it's better than the ax you have I picked it up from the [ __ ] chat Templar over there would I look better at an ignoble hat let's check you may also have my brimmed hat it matches my clothes oh Dawn we actually like that I probably should have talked to that Trader before we killed her I had stuff I could have gotten her to buy oh well you can just go find that Tavern maybe somebody there will have something to sell uh well should we check out the basement there's three bedrooms back here there's a basement an ornate patch Tavern a place named after me [ __ ] it's dark in here a locked door lock picking impossible excuse me oh that means there's no lock on it wait no there's definitely a lock what do you mean impossible I have a number I have one hit points should I be doing something right now uh yes you should heal okay you have any healing items I have potions uh tab if you hit taba uh you should be able to go through my inventory actually it's probably better if I just give them to you it's probably better you just I didn't want to give you all of them though that was the problem uh you can you can split you can split them in your inventory wonderful thank you I will drink potatoes good drink so uh there's either a switch down here somewhere no don't don't keep drinking temp no oh oh God okay because this door is unpickable I found the Toll House Ledger it says the guy threw away the key before he died so it might be actually somewhere where we found the nice little devil girl now I I drank so much No I gave I gave you a bunch of my [ __ ] because I was overcard uh I see that's why I'm walking so slow yes I'm gonna see if I can find that key oh well [ __ ] me then here I'll pick it up you just try to unlock the door now you also have a bunch of barrels to throw tab oh yes I'm so yippee all right I will unlock this door darling has taken the coal tea from birth to Blue using magic Pockets apparently I have magic Pockets no no I think I think we picked that up when we were in the city of brass I think that was a good call oh there's a saw coin on the roof seems like an odd place to just leave a soul but all right uh the basement is full of traps I'm gonna see if I can disarm this one don't run into them okay it's only got a 10 and I got a plus six let's give it a go we got it disarmed one of them each one if they're this many Fair I like my stupid little hat but if I can't find what activates the traps I may as well deactivate the thingies I see I'm trying to be cautious I spy with my little eye it obviously false wall I'm just doing some Inventory management while you guys do that um specifically tabs inventory thank you for organizing my [ __ ] Miss Fontina Finkel up on the panel I think I can do that maybe we're about to find out all right should I keep my horny ah here I go crack some nuts oh I'm going to use inspiration on this one if that's all right I don't want to [ __ ] this up that's better ah first try easy every time anything cool in here a lot of weapons metallic gloves I don't think I can use and something for Paladin so I'll take that a pleasurable deal no but I can't catch missiles anymore who wants to catch missiles I can do that by default excerpt from the play boring all right hold on Fontina you probably will be able to make good use of this how is tab still in Comfort how do we fix this I'm so encumbered right now I'm just gonna I'm just gonna send away a lot of these weapons uh don't need to have a great sword just hanging out in here the inventory if you're not using it that's fair you can also get rid of my clothes don't need them no you should be wearing armor to have um I shouldn't be dying I shouldn't be naked what can I do is it better than the one that Tav currently has equipped I just gave it to tabs or tap and compare uh it is not better oh God that looks terrible I found some Baylor ale gonna send that to Camp frogs hold on come look at me with this helmet on I looks absolutely stupid oh yeah I don't see you with the helmet on and it's like a metal cone on my head agreed you're wearing the cone of shame yeah me and my floppish hats say you look ridiculous I agree Longbow you're not using Center camp well actually no I could use the longbow oh well I sent it to Camp but we probably have other bows here I have a goblin bow combo uh there we go there we go all right on accident well I have Divine Health now so I don't think I need it okay well I'll take it then oh I gave you something I drink all the things you can find us a merchant I mean that that would like help that would help solve the problems uh Tavis still encumbered though I'm trying to like just solve that problem well I would say travel while encumbered uh you can do it as long as you're not heavily encumbered yeah not Abilene number Justin yeah then let's just fast travel to the Druid Village real quick they have Schmucks that'll buy stuff from us yeah yeah yeah that'll work I don't think I'm allowed to choose yeah I'll do it uh uh this is the the emerald Grove right Emerald Grove and bronze already oh oh we have to do we each have to choose it on our own gotcha oh really where do I go uh press M look at them look at the map open the gate they go to place marked Emerald Grove Emerald Grove in bronze on the right hand side sick OMW all right and then we're just gonna go sell some [ __ ] there are a few places you can sell stuff you can sell stuff to the little girl or you can sell stuff to the tiny man I am very scared I'll meet you in a bit I'm making my way downtown walking slow so slow so cumbered oh that's going down here's the tiny man he's the first one I found well so I will sell to him I'm close all right then I guess I will sell to them oh you're a Smith well you'll love what I have for you long sword long sword dagger dagger dagger dagger dagger short sword sword sword sword watch does that does that even like do we have viewers too young to even understand what the [ __ ] we're saying we're doing does anybody okay chat do you understand swash wash wash wash do you understand what I'm doing when I'm saying that you have this plate and this quill that I picked up for some stupid reason I'm sure TTS stuff kind of but not quite is this worth getting I don't think I can deal trade with the child safe coach because we caught the thief nobody in my chats caught it nobody in my chat as uh understood what schwash wash wall is what it's from specifically I am talking to an ox I'm announcing it loudly my raffle copper gosh wash wash wash so should I just sell this Sword of Justice that I got from that not Paladin or does anyone think they might use it I think the only person that could use it is Tav and the ax you have is better yeah I talked I talked to that [ __ ] ox and she was like be gone I'm hungry what a [ __ ] so I'll just have to wait to sell to this short guy as well the tiefling girl won't sell to me well there's a chiefling armorer down here but I'm not sure he has anything you would want I'm just looking to sell not buy oh he has money then trying to see if he has anything that I want before I leave him doesn't look like he really has anything I can use so deal looking for steel at least tab where's a helmet well I'm hoping you're looking for steel makes me look distinguished all right if we can at least find [ __ ] armor will you wear that yes like a crop top armor of sorts there there is there's [ __ ] armor in the world there is very [ __ ] armor sick I just want to show off anyone can wear it anyone hell yeah [Music] has anyone else made the mistake during the selling portion of just giving people items on accident the game popped up with like a warning when I tried to do that once good morning you're about to be nice yeah warning you're you're not getting money for this uh thank you for warning me that is out of character that is not within my RP man nobody in okay okay wait kaijin kind of gets it RB and the chief yes to ride with see I didn't have any like context for what it was I just knew the bit good that's how it should be is this old lady being racist to you no I I told her I had I was magic incarnate and then she decided to call out my dragon ancestry despite the fact that that was abundantly obvious like a crocodile yeah yeah she was like that you weren't on Kodi yet we have those right I'm fine yeah you're the Dragon Blood hitch the ride with you were like how do you know much of screaming brats how'd you know I'm tempted to smack them all on the back side does anyone need a shovel before I give one away or sell it rather not that they listened I had one already anyway do you need it I'm just looking at this Idol down here and trying to figure out how I can feel it sometimes split item just doesn't work bother and I don't like that I have two shovels I cannot split items away from this old lady this old lady has a few interesting things I'll take the bat and that and these and if it's cheap these all right Aaron me move on let's see Angry Pig S I see for stealing this thing it's snatch it and run like hell which is an option everything will be angry down here no doubt or I can find a way to be invisible holy [ __ ] the old ladies and Bitties the old lady just happens to have a potion of visibility on her a ho it's a bit pricey but where I could buy it I I can go I can go see about it hold on where's this old lady uh over where I am right now I have two sets of light armor does anybody need it before I sell them I am unable to wear clothes how [ __ ] is it not at all be gone I'm horny kindly Neto hot damn oh wait we probably should have told that Devil by the river that her enemies are dead oh we can go back well that's a season cap that's true I really care I'll tell her will she want to hear does she I'll tell her it was along with some sweet nothings hello Auntie Ethel wait when did I find a peculiar peculiar clothing chest that was what was in your uh chest in the camp oh this this old lady is delightful I love her well maybe I will she's very kindly I'm going to let her fuss over me amp supplies I could just send camp supplies to the camp can't I right click I said uh I trust yeah we don't need to have it right well I would keep the bag if only because it keeps your inventory forgetting can be confusing but if you want to open that and send the food inside the camp that would lighten the load okay she's out she's offering me a random potion I'm just gonna drink it I guess I don't either yes sick I would do it also I am haggis I have haggis and potion where'd these potions come from oh got a drink let's go to explain can I talk to her while you're talking to her I don't think so oh so this is ill giant strength those are useful yeah I plus all my Scrolls I haven't used what this old lady says she might be able to help hold on I've got I've got a brain parasite are we really just telling everyone that after the last time why don't I I do not have problems with trust like you do the last person we told tried to poison us no the last person we told gave us free poison there's a difference tell her about my ball thing see if she can help with that we will not tell anyone about your balls tab why not I mean they could all just see them hold on hold on she says she might be able to help with your balls hooray yes such a such as collected some interesting oh no we must run edge of the forest I only have three on your map oh odds and answers all right all right we're good I'm gonna see what she has to sell I'm going I'm going to talk to zavlo I don't think we touched base after that child almost died or did die I don't care remember no the child did not die thank you zevolor remembers if the potion of invisibility for a 156 gold that's a pretty good deal here Nick it's so funny because when you're doing things in the in the thing to me I'm listening in on your conversation she's just staring at you just unblinkingly watching I was like what the [ __ ] is happening uh would you like to sell some of your [ __ ] oh wow and something that's actually very good just for me too powerful you know maybe I should against them all there is there is armor you can buy I'm not sure how [ __ ] it is it's interesting I believe the Hedge Wanderer one looks like something you might like uh but I do want to just stare at this old lady staring at um AT progress because that's fun also hello is that fun for your audience I'm sure it is it's fun for everyone fun for the whole family everyone's Spirit frogs oh and everyone's Sarah an old lady staring at you it's the voyeurism of the foyer um all right well good news avalor is contemplating killing the first druid cool cool cool cool cool so we might be able to like we might be able to have the tieflings help us Kill The Druids and then we can take the idol can he help me with my ball thing I I don't know do you have to come here to me and ask him well she's just delightful oh you know what you know what I I will run into Health functions and she had a staff that gives me like plus one bonus to unarmed attack rolls one all three wow she is a goddess I love her I'd like to sell my [ __ ] but I can't because yeah one second I'm I'm leaving I can't buy this golden revive the Scrolls Aaron I have a ball thing the trader can't help you with that tab we don't know all right now that I can become invisible I might be able to steal that statue risk that do we want to do that later or now that's the question we should wait till at least with Tav has unloaded his [ __ ] that's fair that could take days sell all my clothes I think he was the one that clogged the pretty I don't sell all your clothes because I'm he's a bone here's a separate head I'll keep the scale male tab has a bunch of fire barrels yes there's a little chest over here let's sell the fire barrels oh we're at back where back you just passed me with it grab it damn it travel warranty keep them though and it's not even illegal to unlock it yes give it the old try oh 15. gotta roll a nine or higher unless anybody has a uh guidance that [ __ ] it got it keep the scroll over vivify as well tab do not sell that under oh we're in the money now it had four gold in it did I sell my gold don't sell your gold let's get the same amount of gold right back you did have 69 gold for a second yeah don't forget to pick the little scale thing at the bottom before you end oh I see um I'm gonna sell Bloodstone Stefan can you see what I'm doing right now I can see what you're moving in and out of here the inventory I was wondering I was like how do you know how do you know you're gonna sell all your throwing weapons I guess that's true I just don't want to be [ __ ] cumbered I'm so cucumbered right now that's true how about I sell two javelins yeah keep some of them right should I sell a scroll did you say do not under any circumstances sell that scroll okay but what if he gives us like a lot of money no what if you can fix my ball thing no okay we can just cut off your ball Sab it's not really a big deal no dude I want more I want four balls I have three that's mine a ball graph you just have to ask just be really nice to the dog it'll find more the ball boy where is it I'll distract the Droid through the poor performance shovel all right I think I'm gonna barter yeah driving to nuts isn't it hard to chat to your even God um press F5 real quick sure uh can we wait until tap has sold his [ __ ] yeah how much time we got spell your [ __ ] right now Tav okay I think he says 30 is that good uh if he's gave you a price that you decide without you're taking it can I can I haggle him down some more by hitting the scales again down from what he's paying you yeah I think 30 is too much okay just press Buy okay um is that barter yes already the trader will be pleased with this offer money [ __ ] yeah should I buy any of this [ __ ] no leave the stew okay now if I'm correct using any okay I'm going to go into turn base mode real quick that makes sense wait I will I summon a loser or cat what happened hold on I want to see what happens if I cast Darkness over their statue well they get really angry are we fighting right we're not fighting we're just in turn based mode all right from your point of view you could probably look over the cliff and see if frogs allowed to do something amazing or get us all killed I can just barely see what's happening uh yes you're invisible good all right now let's pretend so I could talk I wish I could talk to your cat can't reach destination huh what if I decided I wanted to jump which I can't right now for some reason jump takes movement or a bonus action yeah I'm fine it's weird I should have I should have more than three meters of movement whatever I have time meter I barely know I need I need I need everybody else to intern too oh unless you want to do something no I'm just watching that means tab I need Taft and turn uh oh oopsie I'm sorry I was dissociating all right the environment is going for new viewers Tav was dissociating for a whole four hours while I was gone and he was just in the game playing with these guys okay he does that I don't think he played for four hours um undid my invisibility by standing up here I guess yeah that's powerful well guess what's gonna happen Darkness I suddenly hit with inspiration they haven't gone hostile yet which is amazing I'm sure as soon as the uh can you get out of there we're about to find out ending turn so I need all of you to run away oh oh oh they're getting upset they freak it out a bit freak it out a little yeah I see that um can you get out of there we're about to find out let's see hold on I have time travel at the ready time travel no we got the idol mission accomplished now we just have to commit genocide no we just have to run we just have to get the [ __ ] out of here what's the fastest way out of here probably that bear elevator yeah take the lift I think we already removed the bear so but the elevator yes no go for the the switch it's down we can both make it uh and turn cancel and turn yeah I'll have to dash again they don't know where I am they can't see their Idol yet they're not English that's me so I suppose we're not assassinating anymore no we're heading for the exit we are leaving here now oh but this guy has skulls I can buy I have who's selling skulls I was selling skulls I sold a lot of skulls they're worth like a gold oh so you're just re-buying frog skulls don't fall for it it's a scam are you buying my skulls there are fees prices we can find them for free why are you still in Comfort life because he picked up all your skulls why aren't you grabbing my skulls tab they're so cheap it's like he's giving them away oh [ __ ] they noticed it's gone oh no they found it who's standing up there the time has come remove The Outsiders oh [ __ ] oh oh [ __ ] we started a race war oh no oh oh no did you start a genocide I think I started a race war I might have started a race war oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] okay these ruins have lost all sense of moral High Ground they went straight oh God oh God oh wow okay I think we need to kill these Druids not because it's right but because [ __ ] these guys you know I'm not I'm not very loyal to like my race or whatever but I'm not cool [ __ ] they're going they're on the war path the banners are in on it okay okay we're uh I guess oh boy they can prove nothing fighting or leaving I I really don't want these deeplings to die I really do pity them I I say fights on our way out we did an oopsie we did an oopsie I mean tieflings are leaving so I guess I'll just follow the other teeth like the tieflings might be running no they're done running okay those guys are all here these guys are all here oh [ __ ] okay well the seaflings are on our side well I didn't like this gnome I'm hitting him first Rage now yeah you definitely want to rage okay so I would have cat I should have casted my my summon quasiat I can summon a demon the trailer has turned on us you can get your skulls back for free now we don't need the skulls we do need to send the fire barrels to Camp though or through it because they all ran up here oh okay so the race war is happening up there the race War I think is all over the place tab you're no longer encumbered huzzah so you you will fight better that makes me angry yes kill the one who has the skulls but do not take his skulls Oh Aaron I like that guy well he he hit you with a fire arrow so hmm I think maybe he is liking for you has gone away okay I'm going to sorry bro I need to move so I can see and then I'll use shatter on them I like how I have a completely different initiative order than you guys because I'm in like a whole other area shutter [ __ ] you ah [ __ ] off with your whatever you just shot me with you should talk to the arrow yeah that's that's what you shot me with I don't think the Bear's friendly all right time to jam all-time battles I think Druids vs tieflings is one of the oldest so how what number do you guys up there uh not that bad those deeplings are helping okay cause I'm at like three to one down here so I'm just uh you know I'm I'm I'm moving along well there's also another there's a battle with us there's a battle going on between us so we might be able to meet in the middle with a new fight all right hold on I think I can do some good here well I'm bringing the party dude you found a line I only got two of them no oh wait I could totally just go hide in a little Lamplight with the kids couldn't I I suppose like they'd never be able to find me they could you'd use your help well I think one of them was very happy that you just stole the idols I wouldn't give it to her there are a lot of bears here now I mean I'd give it to her for the right price what am I gonna do with it [ __ ] the tifflings are really fighting with for themselves that's good oh they're not blinded anymore that's better and now I'm here I'm gonna put on some armor cause a bear is right in front of me and I don't think I can disengage so okay I can't I'll just do that again get back I'll I'll just see if I get hit uh yeah there we go all right oh good I'm gonna lure these guys right into an ambush hey why are you producing flame like that Bearer oh you'll have to end your turn vontina yeah no I'm just looking at what I have Mike loves them put my gloves back on God damn it you love off I wish I bought those potions now now I just lit a bear on fire have kill Aaron and take his potions oh I guess the teeth and his skulls for sure now you can take it irrigation for free yeah now looting for the potions because we need this all right my plan is working I am leading the guys that were chasing me into a massive Ambush good wait did we just kill kaga that'd be good she was a [ __ ] or did a tiefling kill Gaga I think the thiefly might have killed kaga cool oh [ __ ] no zeddler's dead oh well that's not good and he was the person who would rewards for killing kaga oh they'll just have to find a new de facto leader all right fine I'll be the front line for these fellas who should I is our preference of who I should attack uh there's only one guy next to you the the Genora right here we we should we should loot Aaron and take his his uh his potions he's under he's under Cal right now bacon um there's five potions of Haven roundtap's inventory awesome who am I supposed to attack uh the person with the red circle around them right here red circle oh I see picking your potions test I'm taking two of them alrighty smack ah take that broke your stupid blurry idiot all right Orange I wonder where the fight where zevolor died is going if there's if we're here frogs oh no oh no all the unarmed teethlings that ran into the prison are being slaughtered well we can't do much about that yeah no I feel like all the tieflings that had weapons picked the wrong horses we are straight up winning this fight well yeah all the armed tieflings will live all the unarms will not that does seem to be the point of the Armed ones like they're just not doing their job [ __ ] should turn into a polar bear again how the [ __ ] Gene fudge okay whatever tape like armies attack s I'm a good General there all right oh God they turned into a bear I'll tell her this is your target um I did not see where you oh there really that's the only one left over here oh are you talking about this lady no this person right here there's no one there for us yes there's no one there for us all right here's another tea please yeah this is where they are yes yes attack now for a little Miss Tuff it oh you're in webbed you can't move uh bro but you can't move victory for team frogs quickly run to the prison where is that behind noise get out of the Fire tab okay all right uh we leaving or are we helping well there's a bunch of if we want to kill kaga because she's a [ __ ] she went this way okay let's let's loot what we need first and then go there's a good Barrel yeah look we're back together again I got it oh dear are all the refugees and dead now too yeah they're all fighting over here I'm gonna join in just so like they go into a turn order so that you guys okay there we go now you have free chance to loot wow this is a large party of people against her she's all right okay okay I think I think you need to see this all right we're coming she's just surrounded by people it's kind of funny because they're all trying to punch her and failing miserably yeah I can't get in there actually that's really annoying yeah follow someone stole my orange and I'm trying to figure out where it is okay that doesn't matter right now Taff that's my order do I have it it's mine I wonder where zevolor ended up in this mess come on Taft okay well this is awkward I can't get in there so like I just kind of have to wait for some of these people to die because I can't do anything all right here somewhere suspicious of everyone um all right could just I'll just get closer can I can I get a good angle on her from here a magic Missile would avoid all of the collateral okay well then let's see can I magic Missile her that's kamira I don't think you could probably kill her boom oh she had more Health than I thought well that's annoying also really hot well we'll I'll at least be able to help her have her not kill all these people uh except that one oh not oh that's funny I think that was arbella's mother she just killed irony nope she's dead she's dead what does she have on her happy day wait no no I didn't want that one shut up died oh he was executed in prison no he was died in front of the Smithy they are not happy about that you cannot loot him who are you in dialogue with a man started talking to me now he stopped I don't know what he said he seems upset don't try to loot the tiefling if the other teethlings will not like it but on the plus side I got their Idol so who's the real winner here okay you also don't want me to to loot the goblin that's not their friend whatever the real winners are the ones with the trophy that's all I must say oh we killed the game the the lady who gave us the poison is also dead yeah no she picked her side well that's right well we have uh certainly solved this problem uh this hasn't this does nothing to help us with our brain slugs though now there's no point in going to the Goblins well hold on let's look at the idol that we just stole maybe it has enough power that we can Purge what's your point let's take a look ahem uh does it mean magic stuff or it's the idol of Sylvanas let's examine it uh wooden statue of Sylvanas the oak father God of Nature and its uh impartial fairness those near the idol seem to better understand the natural world okay that sounds useless but I figured out what's it's worth 350 gold cool let's not sell it here I think that would be a what's called a bad look I don't even know the only person who wants it is here hold on I'm just gonna go talk to that little girl you're all cleared of your crimes what happened was I have a bag and so when I got all my fruits and my oranges it went in the bag inside my bag none of you stole from me bag exception I'm sorry I'm gonna crawl in the childhole real quick don't say that [Laughter] I wonder where all the children ended up but they all run into the hole yeah they're all here oh hey Maul where's the childhood it's it's hard for me to RP an evil character because my instincts are not evil so like I I I'm like I I have a don't don't be mean to Children mode but like that's not what my character who killed who canonically killed babies yes and when I went through I'm keeping the damn thing I don't say I blame you but we did have a deal on the baby no we didn't have a deal now the deal's up but I don't know hold on let's let's see let's see what the people at home think keep it oh you're in dialogue dialogue the people at home are much kinder the people at home didn't have to genocide some Druids to get it it's true they started the genociding it was a it was a defensive genocide I will count each party member as 10 as 10 of a vote so right now we are sitting at 49 to 71 which makes no sense mathematically but okay 59-71 nobody wants to change it at home nobody my conscience has spoken thanks I didn't think we're killing a kid I hope well The Bard went down there too what the hell yeah the boards down here hold up wait hold on what I get a ring of protection oh that's nice protection from what all The Druids we already killed Armor class plus one saving no protection from the tadpole actively killing us I get a plus one protection from that I think hold on what how did she fit down here I'm very confused talking to this Bard lady or at least Oda short rest I think I'm gonna just go ahead and do that ah I'll feel that one later all right well that helped a lot nice all right she's staying just keep an eye on the kids I guess all right well well it's unfortunate the person that was going to pay us a guy and we can't even lose his corpse but on the plus side anybody anybody got one no okay not unless you can turn invisible again to Luke the guy that was gonna pay us we might just want a full long rest because I might spell slots are not great oh give me a sec I can absolutely steal from the guy that was gonna pay us I mean you have Arcane recovery yeah but it I still don't now all my level ones sells lots of God here I will absolutely steal from him Darkness zephalore's key hell Rider armor blah blah blah take it all oh hold on what does that hell Rider armor look like yeah I can't use it so what does it look like is it [ __ ] it gives plus one to strength saving throws uh and when you heal another creature it grants resistance against bludgeoning piercing and slashing damage is it medium or heavy it is none it is not armor oh then maybe I should wear it do you ever do you ever heal people I mean I'll give it to you oh um I'm the one with Leia on hands that's true but you you also can wear armor I I I kind of want to see it is it still in your inventory progs uh no I passed it over to Fontina Finkel hey can any of you use uh scimitars oh you want to use a scimitar no uh okay this is these are just gloves okay sorry I thought this was like a whole album um what how have my lights why are you talking to me what's happening I think they're blaming me for robbing zevlore we got other [ __ ] to worry about oh [ __ ] I haven't the faint I quite literally haven't the faintest idea of what you're talking about I can't listen there we go now I can listen I did it I can't talk my way out of it dual Stories won't land we didn't do anything all right well we definitely need to leave now because I think we have robbed a corpse let's go sorry I'm encumbered give me a second I just sold all my heavy [ __ ] come on and now the guidance sells the stuff is dead well the Goblins have a traitor if we can sweet talk our way into their camp Oh yes go talk to the gabbos traitor oh yeah that bear is fiery um we might just want to just fast travel let me check where we can go the blighted village is probably yeah that'll be closest agreed to the political Village uh press M and click blighted Village all righty thank you I wonder how the chieflings would have felt if we had called on the ogres to help with that fight oh we're close to that nice old lady's house too well she she wants to steal your balls we'll talk about that later don't don't don't King Shame me to have follow coming have Bert I am I don't use my phone only my mother calls me that ever heard we left that card far behind all right do we want to go straight through or do we want to sneak around these fellas what's more dead goblins at this point fighters let's see if we can just convince them to be cool all right I'm not a talker who's a talker I don't like talking to goblins can maybe do it yeah both you tried yeah no I did persuade the tieflings not to blame us for robbing zevolor so I'll get I'll give you guidance if if it's needed but you might be able to get away they're in dialogue we were just saying we're gonna go talk if that wasn't enough for you I have a very small brain uh don't use the illith wisdom yet I don't think um there will be better times to dominate I'm wondering if I should intimidate or lie it's the same result it's the same Plus either way yes I want to dominate your brain Your Leader summoned me don't do anything yet there we go yes it got us there it got us there exactly wow well guess we're in with All Souls these days if you're here to say draw rankslin you'll want to let him handle it that's a stupid name dragons coming and stealing all jokes there's just [ __ ] here on the ground it looks like he's pointing it out across the mug no he wants you to wear poop you can't be serious absolutely not fling it at his face don't skimp neither throw it at him tell them no absolutely not I'll put [ __ ] on my face I will kill them rather than smear [ __ ] on my face well it's it's just bark that has to smear the [ __ ] what you don't know that do we bloody Ranger whoa whoa okay and that just won you or the grand prize [ __ ] on your face damn all these slurs Daddy this is what you get for trying to make us eat [ __ ] you will eat the [ __ ] long rest before this but okay we'll definitely do it after this bit we will definitely do it are you [ __ ] kidding me why am I missing so much now because you're tired you didn't rest I guess you rolled it from Seven I'm sleepy from that genocide really it took it out of me I'll tuck her down Boom headshot idiot from the genocide all right I like how I threw the [ __ ] in their faces and yet I'm the last of us to go we rushed to your your Aid you know we're like yeah let's let's back up our butt also I like backed up 30 feet oh that's a good one I like that one oh hi [Music] [Music] [Music] yeah you won't be calling for help [Music] dogs in this game no you only have the six oh that's a shame and they're right but there's already things in this game yeah no there are books and that teach you that teach you new songs they just don't play them that's dick [Music] I don't like my current position it looks in an enviable hey Taff don't never mind uh rage oh thinking about how long my render took last night yeah you get the [ __ ] you resolve God damn it it took 15 hours Stephanie I know and an individual resolve it would have been done in one I know I know the time just kept going up I still got [ __ ] grit you [ __ ] I guess that's like one of the only ways things but still a trick though though actually for that video um when you do the censored version just do it just you have the visuals be what you already rendered so it renders fast next time no uh [ __ ] you I'm doing the rendered version I mean a censored version right now yeah and then just like make the video portion of that just the one you've already rendered so you don't have to pre-render the video yeah it's taking so long true I have to re-render the video anyway thank you for the suggestion though [Music] [ __ ] crash my [ __ ] [ __ ] daddy that's a that's a toasty dog oh a wang very well done oh there's still a dog here that's only knocked out yeah it's a sleepy doggo but there's also that Archer up there that you can run to tab or not oh [ __ ] oh God's dead how long has that been sitting there a wild I actually quite surprised the Goblins laid a trap have you lost your rage smack yes [ __ ] how about that can you take care of this ward in front of me uh maybe let's find out yes all right I turned it into leaves um all right so there's that yeah Archer up there I can't reach them he's gonna try and shoot Bob there's nothing else over there so we should you should head the other direction now I missed these didn't shoot very kind of him the chest this man oh come on where's our enemy oh I see he's over here by the time I get over there he'll be dead yeah so maybe just wait we're getting there in time okay hold on you look within good pushing range oh yes that'd be fun yeah push are you strong enough uh actually I can see the head that's weird the percentile is fluctuating between 45 and 60 very fast try to hit the 60. hey yeah I got him what and they're covered in [ __ ] I love a good murder I love a good [ __ ] let's not say that loudly when people ask what happened at The Grove I mean these guys might like that [ __ ] oh okay I'm a society standards for me I'm a hero like that and I found more skulls oh wondrous okay this one just had like a bottle of Grease don't just wander around there's a there's people there's friends no there's confidence I want to say hello and they're drinking all right at least let me be here in case something goes wrong you can't talk let me handle this actually you can't talk okay oopsie oopsie oopsie okay I guess that bridge didn't need to exist tribe tribe all right they're cool with us sick I'm glad they did not hear anything what happened back there well we broke their drum s oh no oh drums that's my thing all right are we camping or not yes let's let's do let's do a long rest okay head to Camp I want to go meet the strong lady again boy that's a lot got done in an hour hey strong lady took care of those paladins for you dialogue wow that was sound of you why'd you do it uh oh good yeah you're very hot I'm always I'm just happy those ignots are off then again facing them down might put my tin can into overdrive hear that infernal engine for a heart heart lets me burn as hot as the hills hot seems to be running in overdrive since I left of earnest won't be seeing my mechanic anytime soon so I'll just make the most of the extra heat just don't get too close until I found a way to calm it down was that an invitation so yeah I got a mechanic wild right and believe it or not I'm one of zarya's least mutilated pets sooner rather than later believe me when I say this thing is hot hey hey she has an infernal engine in there yeah you definitely don't let her leave I have no interest in letting her leave have you met our dog he's just passing me he likes fading in and out of exist I taught him that uh I'll keep an eye out for someone like that I think that person just wait there's some tea please hold up in a Druids grub nearby sounds like a good lead hopefully our guy will be among them uh hopefully he's not dead I didn't see him in the pile of corpses near his Smithy but I don't know where he went all right let's take a sleep hold on hold on it looks like Gail's desperate for something now are we at Camp I kind of want to rub it in his face yes yes we are cap we said that have well I don't hear things I'm going to Camp you ask us to say things and we say going to camp and you don't listen dialogue wasn't said so that I was focusing on that nothing nice dancing she started two-stepping oh yeah [ __ ] doing the [ __ ] uh God damn Charleston as long as I pay there will be peace okay one second I'll join in I have a stop you're you the battlefield would extend well beyond stop beating around everyone here oh yeah and your night came up got something to hide stop it why are you sneaking around you're freaking out the oath breaker guy who refuses to leave I don't know how to dance I'm very popular with the ladies over here it's pretty great I'm popular with one lady and I don't particularly like her yeah you got the you got the lady gremlin from Gremlins 2 a new batch over there y'all got ladies [ __ ] you grab the dog I mean we have only ladies yeah we got ladies you got [ __ ] over there [Music] Gail's still here yeah yeah look at him over there they're hunched over I did you won't leave now he's desperate for to eat our items I don't know I did [Music] Zelda died afraid I can't if I tell people too many mean things the oath breaker Knight stands over me when I sleep all right we're just wasting time let's sleep yeah we'll sleep now enjoying our little party oh hey what's yours oh [ __ ] I remember you you were killing those goblins didn't you also want to kill Carlock I guess we're gonna be killing someone tonight the stink of a verse pot Kettle you're black you can't say that oh wait this is me I have no idea who this is everyone pick an option we'll see who it goes okay apparently look I'm not a great fire the worm tell tearing through demons across a blood-red landscape of fire and Volcanic the front lines of the blood wall with every blood fulfills mistress Ariel's purpose a soldier in the archdevils Ariel's Army I know it's great or she burns the sword Coast to Ash no she's hot oh here we go again it has an undercut yeah she has an undercut so we can't so she's gay and hot we don't hate crime here are only black companion you wouldn't know anything about that I will not be tricked you saw the truth I may be an effective Soldier I like how Shadow Hearts just chilling back there like what's happening I have Gail online and yet you served this is when you're out of coffee disturbing yes she's serving she serves all right you snubbed she ate well I'm not a huge fan of the Blake up number two okay yeah we're gonna need to kill anybody we already killed so many though what's one more these people have been camping with us it's weird what say you my conscience it's between two and four any other numbers will not be counted I can't count so and again Pete like the party's vote counts for ten each practicality all right hey see a dread twists wait a minute that I Devils cannot be trusted no we will see now he's being obstinate he's just being an [ __ ] now you saw her brain he invaded our captain give me your eye I showed you my brain answer me please respond please respond I'm leaning four right now I'll tell you why you no like why you know like good enough answer my smooth brain oh she's trying to be the reasonable one may be exclusive to the other so true Queen fine but he needs to stand down would you listen to sense oh that's a tattoo you know monsters right better than anyone look into my eyes I've done nothing else devil are you I've I've been deceived you played yourself good now get out of our camp the Gods thought I was gonna have to take your head you would have died in the attempt okay let's think there have been enough threats today I think we've established what side we're on I'll do one better allies you do not speak for us but luck won't be on our side forever yes you have my blade Your Leader willing of course who said he's our leader he did he did he said it who the [ __ ] is he [ __ ] off tell him to leave you're completely naked you must be the leader look at that stance yeah get get the [ __ ] out of here tonight we like you but not that much I actually don't even mind will but he this was a bad circumstance to enter our campus yeah real rude real rude you okay you okay we need to finally get some [ __ ] sleep please you you leave a trail of fire wherever you go not that why did I send him away he just kind of showed up out of nowhere dialogue can't have a monster hunter no no dialogue what are you talking about someone I'm listening in no I don't want to get I don't know what you're talking about Tav this are you are you joking on me like like them how's though is it because he's tall good story it's the eye it's always the damn eye the serving guest is not a word and on that it is when she says it she's hot she can say whatever she wants yeah go to sleep she could kill me and I'd say thank you another player currently choosing camp supplies all right fill it up one player can't hold some action who canceled it I don't know maybe it was me clicked nothing okay I'm not clicking anything except for someone in Camp yes go to sleep click the sleep thing read the thing and then okay out of Select done full rest I can't read don't hit cancel when other people are doing things ah you need to read the words on the buttons before you click them I'm so in character I'm just not I'm not listening I'm not reading anything and you're still encumbered you have what is in your head all right I'm leaving camp we're so close to being able to why are you carrying male armor for no reason I put it on if you're gonna carry it I don't want it how about the scale mail hold on hold on don't go too far it might trigger a thing so much armor there it's gone [ __ ] idiot how does how is anyone going to know I want to [ __ ] all right I'm leaving camp I'm leaving camp all right um gonna join bartheon progs progress alrighty all right now Barth go say hi or tab go say hi not tab not tabs where are our friends ah the plot is happening what did I get to be the cutscene are you not okay yeah she wasn't it's the overwhelming Authority that just on others infinitely stronger I haven't done that that's super top nothing oh the Legendary Super top dumb mommy hell yeah [ __ ] Queen girl boss Gaslight gatekeep genocide yes the other side genocide for the table they speak for you then why are you talking and you will be worthy to stand beside them in my presence and who the [ __ ] is you who is you is this who is you [Music] energy why do we have that wasn't that in the it wasn't Shadow heart have that yeah we take it from her though she's really not cool with it if she's in your party but if you're not if she's not in your party she doesn't care I guess mine okay well you enjoyed the D20 I guess yeah I was gonna say that's just a D20 okay well that's let's say that thing I guess let's never talk about that again probably wasn't important oh hey all right nobody start a fight because it'd be a very very difficult one then I'll just trade with this guy who's called Grant the traitor I want to talk to the Shakespeare actor and go do it doing the thing dialogue dialogue dialogue I'm talking no a theater kid I like this strange clown that's actually okay but I don't know Phil fenney that's a new word fill my fanny Shakespeare made up words crippo [ __ ] this is ruling uh grippo is dripping right now should I be mean or should I be good you be tab oh this is an interesting weapon this guy is a pike that will return to you after you throw it she called me a turnip all right all yours she's beat bugging you yeah damn oh this is dried up I broke them you lost its flow oh damn oh I'm sorry wow they're keeping actors captive should we kill all of them they they're actors they don't have rights show me what you have I have a bunch of [ __ ] I need to sell you the joke is funnier when there's not a union strike aren't human jokes that are here if someone has the gall to steal it I might but the last time I stole something from a large group of people it did not end well I'd say let's not steal anything at this moment let's find their leader and talk to them I Venture the door tab what door did you enter I gotta save this actor the big one oh okay tab followed into the [ __ ] stronghold okay I'm selling stuff I'll be in in a sec all right I'm gonna follow Sam well good luck I'm gonna take this Goblin down to size we're really splitting the party now yeah I just want to not be over encumbered ever again anymore I'm in dialogue it's very important dialogue oh [ __ ] not that important I'm just trying to save an actor there's no way this is plot relevant all right follow my instructions okay use your brain power courses through you oh sorry use the brain slug tab hmm that's this seems like a rude thing to say just do it this little [ __ ] things are changing have there we go now don't do anything okay I'm gonna give you guys now I'm here to I'm single-handed wait never mind [Music] it's whatever I'm single-handedly going to settle the strike I'm going to save everyone all the actors and writers yeah we're fine okay I'm glad I didn't give you guidance for that uh Barth is failing at uh intimidating over here does Bach need my guidance no okay you want your Chief notes in you ain't got nothing yeah why are you call me a true soul fine St your Murphy's okay boss just picked a fight oh good with only four of them oh yeah no that's fine you just deal with that tell them all no no we're true Souls over here they like us [Music] wondrous they like us over here so just when you're fighting you're good [Applause] so much fun I'll let you take that when I'm beating up as groupies I apologize that I have put us on a different path I just can't stand someone treating an actor that way here let's go let's see what park is doing real quick let's just like brain meld with him okay I hit you once hmm what a little [ __ ] guess what you're kissing [ __ ] eat [ __ ] yes oh a foot guy oh this is hot damn it Now suck him off piss off now Spin My Feet suck my scaly toes you're still on fire by the way toes I love that um [ __ ] potato was like let's go see what they're up to and immediately he was just sucking on your feet I was like all right [ __ ] toes all right let's we're gonna we're gonna go inside and join you yeah let's let's merge the party again just in case they're so bad defeating these Bourgeois [ __ ] I'm going to kill them all let's not kill any body Tav think about it sorry sorry all dragons look the same to me uh oh that's okay you piece of [ __ ] if only there were a distinct difference between you two like something like a like two different ends of the color wheel or something yes of course um too bad I'm coloring my brother we are not related all brackets are related very distantly my mother destroyed Tamriel and my father stuck in Toontown amria I have a long backstory yes like mine oh wow oh they're into some kinky [ __ ] here what is happening they're being branded they're burning themselves for fun hey let me I'm gonna talk to them yeah yeah yes I am sure kinky uh why one of us one of us Google gobble branded soon and you should be too I like her tiny skull on her head it's so cute I wonder what baby she got that from yeah I I you know I'm going to hold off on the whole branding thing I just want to know more what I'm signing up for after all you're special like yeah yes I am sure well I don't know about you we're the same I mean look at me look at you I'm like I'm like a 10 and you're like a negative three gorgeous gorgeous girls love branding themselves just two hotties right here yeah bosses yes Queen yes push deeper yes oh secure y'all brain [ __ ] well this is getting yeah she feels she's down there I've gotten yeah very uncomfortable maybe I could help with that listen seduce her she can help us all right let's take her to a secluded area show me to your room the absolutes will I couldn't fix what's your hotel room with this in my Chapel yeah there we go oh deep in her Chapel my three friends like to watch is that okay oh anything once apparently it's a private party everyone close the door all right doors closed this is private let's let's get this on but there's a hole in the wall where the guys can see it all right oh oh no uh there's a lot of barrels in the other room moreover the absolute tells me to don't want to cry to gulpas everybody else needs to leave nobody leave I'm hidden they don't know I'm here yeah hold on let me let me let me hide them okay okay we're just doing that then after I'm just gonna [ __ ] kill her okay she wants to make this difficult God damn damn she's dead free [ __ ] okay before we leave if we can get to the other room there's a lot of fun stuff we can throw around data you like brain slugs here have a brain slug yes please give me the brain slugs you know I don't even win I haven't even gotten a love interest and I would love her and cherish her and not kill her when she wants to bang none of us have the brand so that's useless uh do any of you use Shields oh I know none of us have brand that's useless too okay adding that to Wares I have no brand I have no brand in my head not a thought oh [ __ ] it's just gonna hurt where did you go I jumped up here why because I wanted to look in the room with all the barrels how the hell do you jump that high I drove up I drank a potion and raised my strength to 20. was it worth it I jumped up here didn't I I could probably stuff this big chicken room worth it in a barrel I all these barrels are either smoke powder or fire wine meaning they will explode okay so no it's not worth it let's try this door instead there's also a chest in here probably full of money hmm money there's like a door on the other side it looks like it's guarded by a few people exactly can you come unlock this oh yeah can she have a key for that oh uh well I don't have it I have someone else I divvied things up all right let's go good luck there's a scroll up here I want it oh hey there's a big stinky ogre over here okay well go ahead up she doesn't like that she has a very good eye if she spotted me sorry I thought that thought this was the way to the piss panel I want you to make sure that I belong here oh go for it Denarius there's dying belong here um dialogue I don't know what my I'll try it's me your old friend Fontina Finkle hello it's me you know me it's Fontina hey man I'm just gonna you know give myself some guidance and another girl boss in the area oh [ __ ] oh no like the 12th try only 12 shy but this try again oh yes yes yes at the time in college Reddit the girl boss conference let the girl boss conference bro let's go bosses went to that's why I'm here well I guess we're allowed in here it's a girl bus reunion yes we are you probably can't be seen taking things but we can not be seen taking things I'm pretty good at not being seen taking things my good friend Fontina Finkel Quinn what are you doing I've stolen all of the barrels oh my God and they're now all in my chest at Camp so whenever we want to blow something the [ __ ] up we can there's other barrels too there's a couple more at Camp as well then we'll have a [ __ ] load of barrels but by a couple I do mean two then what was once a couple is now a [ __ ] load so we say in the polyamorous he's looking directors or none the wiser [ __ ] oh I've got I've gotten her attention I said the polyamory joke here also I got a chest I'll need products to unlock because it's hard I didn't realize performance would actually be useful you just playing for her hell yeah yeah no she's just watching me play now instead of watching you guys take [ __ ] let's [ __ ] go yes I'm very good at thieving when nobody's seeing me when you have the opportunity to unlock this one too I am playing songs right now you should get me don't look at the other people in mind oh that's a tricky one let's give it a shot I nailed it it had 260 gold in it oh it's all yours they made a nice haul Amulet of Misty step thank you can you step to the other side of her that way I can open up the uh wardrobe uh there are just two Scrolls in here and I've already got them oh over here now we're good yeah she hates you careful holma is uh over here over here oh Alma I'm playing hey it's your old friend Fontina finkos look at the cats I don't get the kitty look at the kitty look look Puma do you like kitties you like kitties right he's a kitty meow meow oh I love kitties oh chat no that's a beautiful thing this Elixir lasts until I take a long rest so I just have 21 strength until I go to sleep oh then we should make use of that in here uh there's a whole thing down here let's make love to pulma pull my dick not with those hands spark I I'm pretty sure you can make some pretty good use of jumping over here oh a rocky crevice hold on I have to but don't cause problem with that there we go no longer hidden there's a dead guy I don't like what your character talks with a lot of money not a chance I'll fit in there not a chance so [ __ ] hot I wonder if I'm getting this Rocky crevice who wants to get involved hold on I fit in the Rocky crevice that was the barrel room I'm in the barrel room get out of the Bell room I don't think there's any I didn't check those crates but everything else I took it's just weapons in the crates I will take this dagger I like having daggers oh wait tab you'll love this room oh it's a puzzle room is it a ballroom oh [ __ ] puzzles oh you know I'm no good at those hey if it makes you feel better this puzzle is uh about half half as hard as it was when it was in the base game I mean Early Access I could not figure it out in my not in my personal game oh the puzzle's already I I I already know the solution here if I'm looking at it correctly I could not work it out I knew had something to do with like pictures and like but I couldn't work out how did I can solve this right now but I almost want to see Tav try excellent all right all we'll do is just watch him move them around and go I don't know for 20 minutes my best best go here we go there's that oh he's not looked for any clues he is just moving the [ __ ] circles I'm just gonna dive in you know okay if you move that one that one moves yeah they move yeah no I'm I'm I'm I'm also moving some of them oh I'm guiding this along okay I thought that it I was under the assumption that I moved one and then a second one moves and I was like no interesting nope only the ones you click move and if we [ __ ] with it okay you can tell why don't we just have you guys solve it this is five seconds okay I'm solving I'm looking I'm looking let's see things on the wall there's ladies on the wall ladies well Fontina if you couldn't solve this in your game you might want to watch it's solved I was like trying to like work it out like where like the center needed to like match up with like the symbols or something nope all black in the light you're done yeah all right friends you're not going to I didn't think the light was part of it the book the book tells you that it just wants all the black circles in the bottom yeah oh my friends I sat on the granite bench and then the puzzle solved itself I am a genius tab has fixed everything good work tab so my problem with the puzzle was that I thought too much about it apparently that's often the reason that it happens yeah so it opened up this wall back here all right well does anyone have any like I guess I have a fire one second I'm also I also just have immense dark vision I got bad follow there's a pig and frogs goes down okay ladder ladder is better than feather fall apparently there's a cut scene with it oh yes there is that is gonna be a long ass climb through the night four thrill I search and I melted to you thank you for you but [ __ ] my dreams not just me and Nick trading off lines oh this is a tough one can I get guidance uh sure what's going on I'm trying to break a uh a 20 class lock pick okay can I give you guidance I think you can just cast it on me okay where where is the cast for it uh there it is guidance guidance boom all right now let's try that again oh good there's a white Point down here all right and also a leg yeah yes hell yeah how's the ass yes what's in here had to be something good what did we fail to perceive Brazier apparently an easy way to walk around this room with how much I'm climbing over [ __ ] it's another open a Helm of smiting no there's an oil barrel in here oh wait smiting that is my should you apply a condition with one of your Smite spells yeah okay I'll just pass it to you then bar this game is so feminist we're burning braziers sure oh wait hold on how does this look on me oh God it's even worse tab but I'm introducing I'm in my feminist era okay actually I don't just like my hero Justin I don't like it either I think women should die just like men can oh hey there's somebody coming up to the gate looks like a big fella my sibling was on ironically saying that about like one piece they were like I want women to get hurt just as much as the men yes yes yes the full man is fighting the feminist dialogue there's a Minotaur attacking the building and it's dead well damn uh let's not do it I got hit by that I think it's good that we're on there do not go in there there's a moonstone up here I wonder if I can steal it from Pokemon can we upgrade our Clefairy or whatever there's another locked chest in here upgrade it oh we're at upgraded to the clefable up here in this room with no door but a big crack in the wall big crack walls huh do you like Jesse do you enjoy my mix of knowing enough but but saying the wrong words yes it's real good it's like me when I talk about anything oh a trap disarm toolkit okay I'm gonna try out this helmet of smiding actually being visible but something tells me the first time I have a dialogue I'm going to want to get rid of it I'll scroll for a race sickness that's cool I'm so heavy uh heavily encumbered again what are you holding something nothing oh he picked up four barrels to cap tab okay I don't know how let me right click the item and there is a send to Camp option ooh Why is this statue glowing have you figured that out for the stone so we need to get the stone or destroy it I want it though good luck reaching I need I need to upgrade my Clefairy oh yeah I don't even know how to get in there bar well there's a if you go into the room down there there's just a hole in the wall so if if I were to cast fly on myself actually maybe I can just pick this up and bring it to you if I were to cast fly on myself would that work hold on I'll bring it to you okay oh that hurt Mike you're carrying a very heavy chest and he just jumps alrighty let's see about cracking it open what's going on we found I I take a chest out of secret room give it to you can I get guidance again okay one second cracking open a cold one with the boys you may have guidance guided I am now guided let's unlock this chest good thing I had guidance oh [ __ ] got contrapt what'd you do I guided you so well oh hello money and armor so frogs shiny armor some money when the wearer deals radiant damage they cause a radiant shock wave what's that so only me or Barth could do anything with that oh I don't inflict much radiant damage but I do inflict some yeah that's better than I don't think I have any radiant spells right now so the only thing I lose is one less slashing damage on attacks oh and this doesn't give me disadvantage on stealth so yeah let's do that oh I don't like how it looks what are these things yeah Bart the blue is looking a little red I'm gonna have to find some dye for that actually you know what we never did use the dye we picked up I I have plenty of dye do you have any like blue Shades it just says die just die General die that's it that didn't work Drake General die ah well that if you don't mind me taking one sure take one see what happens do any of you have something that can shoot that Moonstone maybe pry it Loose I can shoot it but I could also fly up there and get it oh that too okay grab my dagger when you get up there sure the fly will let me get up there right Maybe I still want to use it and then like because it's a scroll oh you could you could learn the spell if you uh because you're a wizard right I am a wizard I don't think you can learn level three spells yet though oh I'd save it then okay uh where where'd it go uh well the Drake General die definitely changed the color but not exactly to a better shade where'd my scroll go I had a scroll for flying where'd it go I'm upset featherfall where'd you find that I don't remember uh I don't see a scroll for flying anyone's inventory yeah I had one though I saw it today are you sure you were just using it with a scroll of featherfall yeah I am very certain okay that those are two distinct things I'm gonna throw this do we need to do we need a key for anything I found a key oh well actually a key may open that port colors yes and I know what that is the thing at the end of The Fortress that the Minotaur was hitting all right also there's a lever here that will also open the port colors I think oh maybe the key was actually opening the door that I think the key is not useful anymore only because we already picked the lock oh and so it's it's it's yeah I'm gonna see if my magehand can get to it I reclosed it because going out there is a bad idea because those things are just gonna blast you like it did the Minotaur oh okay don't I thought it would hack it just grab it no it just lets me it just says attack or examine well then I guess I'll just an old Flappy hat there we go now I look like the Undertaker wondrous now just my dagger is stuck up there yeah oh actually hold on maybe my major can get that at least nope so we want to like go check out out there do we want to keep dealing with the goblins up top um right now they like as far as they're aware we're cool so we don't even need to deal with them I mean we could go talk to more of them maybe sell the [ __ ] that you guys have yeah I mean should we go see who's in charge maybe aside from the way we killed I mean we killed one of their leaders yeah yeah but you know there's probably others how many liters does a goblin or need well there's that draw ragsland guy that they were talking about I thought that was just something The Bard made up no no that there was something uh like somebody else mentioned him too like that dude that you kicked the teeth in dab are you following I'm following my friends so fast huzzah yes tab that's it we are fast because we're unencumbered my friends are all so fast and I am average in speed and I'm normal I'm normal oh yeah there's also that actor they have captive right now that we could oh yeah that's right I completely forgot about the captive actor that's why I [ __ ] wandered in here like a [ __ ] and we're like doing plots [ __ ] hello again Palma hey see you at the next meeting okay hold on is Palma looking down the hallway fellow girl boss sure one second I'll play for her okay never mind the books are useless sort of wish I could play now she says all you have to do is is pick up a loot and start learning also get solid fingers I wonder how much we could sell the barrels back to those Traders for I don't know we can go talk to him hey have I got a deal for you boy what a productive meeting with the Priestess that was a real productive meeting we had what a good sex meeting we had yeah she's real tired she's she's sleeping off the blown out back today you'll love this she says she hears the jingle of coin but she doesn't know it's her own coin great sex oh there's a nice ax in here but that's more for town he's talking oh I'm not even talking to her anymore I'm trading with her plus one rape yeah that's yeah for us it just looks like you're staring I'm just laughing internally about how much I've already robbed her blind if you look on the left-hand side there's a hand with that has like gold coming into it that means he's Trading oh I see and she have Steve's Tools I have these tools I'll buy those from her later I'll give you my these tools in my trap disarming kit those would also be appreciated I'll take the revivify this potion these potions that scroll that's Rapier and I'll give you this helmet trade offer does she have any skulls no I mean she has one but that one isn't easy to get to I'll convince him gold ingot I'll buy the skull out of your head yeah you can have my boots you can't have The Robe I need it I have skull I have a lot of soul coins we want to save these souls for something sure are they we might need some Souls someday I mean we like maybe it'll help us uh pay for the infernal engine thingy I don't know all right what do these do I mean they just house a soul they power infernal engines we have a lady that likes that and she's hot she likes when her heart beats she she prefers being alive I guess you have a scale male too unless I can smell done pleasure pleasure we did her the other lady she's so full of it it being you're Insignia I've seen it before Underdog yeah yeah good talking all right let me see your wares Dragon no the [ __ ] is out of her body oh yes no we pulled out pulled it out all right I'll sell you this Talisman this shattered flail that I'm never going to use even though it looks kind of used but they can go mad if you don't continue hitting an enemy okay yeah I'll just give that to you all right well maybe septuagenarian not maybe it's a genarian who knows really how long does goblets live I'm going to sell you my Underpants that's finally time I get rid of them I don't think we want to go in that room Barth I think that's a spider room that's why I'm unlocking it and sneaking why no it'll come for us too then get away from the gate Tom get away from the gate oh Tad go anywhere away from down the stairs oh here you want to find you want to find the actor David I do come with me tab we'll find the actor they're selling a whole ass pizza and I'm buying will you buy the pizza we're gonna go find that actor we must save the actor and the spiders are going straight out this will be fun all right let's hide and hit this room tab I want to see how many of them the spiders are able to get close the door the actor wait why am I in this battle time to kill goblins you ready Sev no no don't be killing him don't no no no the Goblins consider me an ally it's the spiders are the enemy I'm just gonna keep ending my channel oh boy keep keep doing your [ __ ] we're fine yeah now we're gonna we're in a closed room right now we can kill these two goblins sounded like the Animaniac sign kill this guy Taff no good luck yeah just kill this guy real quick I don't it's not letting me right click oh no are you are you already in the okay you're already here okay so let him do his thing and then yeah you got to attack him opportunity yes oh Reckless attack Reckless attack Reckless sure [ __ ] yes all right we've succeeded have you made because you may release the actor if you like once you're done in there just be careful about leaving or they get sucked into the fight with the spiders we might want to sneak around when we leave I think they've killed two of them so far the guy the spiders or the Goblins the Spy there's only two spiders oh so the spiders are killing goblins good for them yeah they might die before killing any more though problem with goblins is that there are lots of them this guy sucks you are now there goes the big one do we need to let him out we gotta but there's a I need uh key there you go yeah oh see look he's open now was that the kid that I had found earlier no you you stole it from me what the [ __ ] okay I am sorry there goes the spider slip the Yoke down to the cap yeah go to camp yes mendacious you use words in a way that's not infuriating oh one second thought don't recap let's bring him to camp I will guess this guy sucks I love Tales of Daring Do we don't need theater kids at our camp yes let's sing he's gonna sing he's gonna sing Seasons of Love and expect us to sing with him let's play improv he's gonna make us harmonize [ __ ] zip steps up yes oh hey hey I found I found another dialogue over here tab press C ORD I'm talking okay one second we'll listen oh you found a freak yeah I don't know oh my what is armor is [ __ ] [ __ ] armor all right all right we're gonna head over to because since he's right next to us we're gonna head over to him and so yeah we can help you kill him and take his armor for tab okay I wanna I wanna see what's up with him though join us but I'm okay I'll just exit out then I live for pain near him this guy's like it where is this guy's like a Santa bite Thrive or Paul Bettany in in The Da Vinci Code pain without purpose terrible thing uh then why are you beating yourself I realize this look well that's a private thing really I I wouldn't want any questions that outfit [ __ ] dude I love it they're trying give it to me explain it to these give it to me spirit I want it give it give it forgive me give it though also do something nice is that something terrible has happened to you oh man he's seeing into my soul how'd you know because I see same eyes when I look in the mirror oh oh he's one of those he's flirting to wonder you bear scars of pain and anguish yeah he knows me he understands me why does this guy look like Spain especially you have to pay for these sessions jerk him off he's gonna jerk you off um how would you do that are you getting some propositions now apparently yeah yeah team of [ __ ] let's go all right let's do this Serenity the likes of which few experience one day I'll get a hand job there is a lot going on right here all right why not I have something Exquisite I don't like this I don't like this I don't like this I do oh yeah I like everything about this interesting I gotta be ready for Carlock Fontina don't make it weird just watch him get jerked off by this Dom eye contact the whole time we were going to watch you make love to a goblin woman all right it's only fair yeah we watched you during where's he going give me your armor Facebook he told me to stand over here oh sick yeah oh God where's that going ah you're so horny what's happening okay so what what happens from here I he's probably gonna hit you I mean he isn't yet though yeah he's letting it build up he said don't move I might want to back away okay I want to be up close I want to be in the Splash Zone I haven't moved no one's moving no one's moving dude I think if he doesn't do something I'm going to kill him I think he's shy was I in the wrong spot okay yeah I get that hey tab maybe you back up a little I have no idea why he's so shy about this I want to support you oh yeah he needs more space I think there we go oh God just tell us when tell us your safe word what's your save for it it's pop pingle okay just let us know my breathing maintain stand silence oh God he's so kinky yeah you're doing great Embraces I'm eating popcorn watching my friends get knocked slow my heart sink deeper into Stillness you're a very bad BDSM partner he's just I don't like that he says let's go gamers I don't really have any good performances I'm gonna try to perform maybe he'll like it your voice sounds so okay oh Jesus [ __ ] Sweet Child while I enjoyed that I'm afraid you're already all right I'm a bad partner at this damn to gain a vieta's favor every single strike must be met with an honest cry of pain or verbs attack Okay Christian Gray nevertheless kill him teach him his own lesson oh well I guess I can't do anything with him now we must take his section [ __ ] yeah subscriber let me take your tampon out with my teeth healing if he's gonna yes I'm gonna try and talk my way out real quick okay guys I have a bad I got bad Newt hold on try it again okay good I talked my way out of it sick nobody no we wanted to kill him yeah but I just need this [ __ ] narc to go away yeah I know there's a goblin outside watching oh yeah we okay or can hear me out we kill him too no I just there now beat him up okay we're good let's go all right yeah he just ran out of the blindness I think he's still steal this okay yeah they still see us no they can't see [ __ ] we're good no they're coming at me yeah yeah I'm gonna kill him too all right let's just get into it uh uh let's lure them back here real quick he doesn't have any slitty armor for me to take what this is the worst why not I don't know I just want to be hot I just want my ass to be out I mean not enough movement it's [ __ ] Misty step how do I not have enough movement to use Misty step is because there's Darkness there yeah I don't think you can see through your own Darkness so you have to move through it do that that's stupid this dude sucks more than the [ __ ] actor the worst kind of seeing a kid a useless one yeah I leap into the darkness yeah destroy that drum I'm working you look very cool okay I think I get a turn before they do at least what should I be doing I guess I'll come here okay destroyed all right I just need them to not be able to say anything to anybody man I can't believe I went through all that and I don't even get no blessings or nothing why am I over here now I didn't even tell him you've been there the whole time for me uh all right they're dead we're good it's secretly killing everybody here we are pretty good at taking things out one at a time I'm not gonna lie we're great at assassination I'm not getting what we wanted I can't believe after all that he didn't even give you the [ __ ] armor he did have a ritual ax and Dagger at least worst case we took out a guy who maybe doesn't know how to be a Dom just kind of wants to be a piece of [ __ ] all right there's some guy getting tortured over here so that's where the screens were coming from oh let's torture him is he an actor he's a druid so okay you get nowhere to go anyway he's not a drilled he's not no he's not oh what is he then he's remember aerodyn he's one of those [ __ ] he was one of the adventurers that took refuge in the Grove oh okay [Music] come and join him if you like that's the most Goblin voice that has ever goblined I love him I bought it You Wanna [ __ ] this man today a little read his mind read his puny brain you're the one that wants number two if you actually want to torture him no yeah let's see what happens I'm evil I'm remembering my character I mean morally flexible is the way I put it the implements provided that I I think it is straight up chaotic evil okay smash the butt of a spear into his groin always fun all right goals it is into his groin into his groin that's not the butt of the spirit oh that that is oh it bleeds Jesus I think you popped one yes there's the oh wait he has one ball let's take it I need an even four hmm so much blood a vote for toenails it sounds like the most painful thing I don't want to see it I've never stretched a man before really I've had yogas worse than this the prisoner Smiles through the pain then spits in your direction see he liked it yeah no okay well can we kill can we kill the Goblins now if they're gonna be that rude sure yeah no I wasn't done yeah hold up hold up let me let me help [Music] that would that would silence you as well I can't do that three two hold on let me get in space all right now one smash you're getting arrested for [ __ ] scream damn assassinating people we're gonna talk to this rat what do the rats have to say it said squeak all right you didn't have to speak with animals on you you can put speak with animals on and it will talk to you oh yeah you already did it but I guess you have to do whatever after every long rest it refreshes all right now let's see what the rat is oh Jesus little bot eat out look like he bought all right you can you can keep torturing him now if you want awesome uh one second Liam hey buddy the rats are [ __ ] up the old boy they're all British they're British and hungry and scary well I feel like real rats hey how are you captured with a group of adventurers we came here for an artifact oh we tried to sleep past the Goblins where is this night song they ambushed us I don't think a pack of goblins could be so so efficient they really are fail we have literally taken down like one at a time several of them by now tell me more about this Art Attack didn't say the Boston just said something was it called laroican would reward us if we found it should be here sounds stupid he said there was a ring a bell to anybody underneath the temple the place was I think he's made a stop in other planes before but we're not in the same circles yeah I want to know about the Night song Brian had instructions but the Goblins got him they they said they eat him ah these shackles I don't want to die and I don't want to not know about the night saw do we care about what happened to the Druid I mean we might run across them it's better to know all right bye see ya if he had told me by the Night song I would have considered letting him go tab what are you doing tab is talking to a rat or no no talking to the prisoner um up here yeah pick that lock okay I'm not giving you anything I just want to help this man you can't you literally can't damn I mean there there was there was a chance that it would work do not use our inspiration for him please do not use our inspiration please do not [ __ ] Liam he has a name and a personality and a life that has so many good uses you might as well just smash the rack you struggled smash that fix until they are bent entirely out of shape with the lock I'm sorry my friends that's too bad bye if if hold on I'm just gonna try again now if I do it again that does not use the inspiration right no it does not but you might be using up my lock thing done oh I think it worked though it's really easy to pick a lock that doesn't exist anymore I like to imagine tab just holding the lock in their hand she's like I did did you destroy it I destroyed I never believed this I did it I destroyed the luck I'm a genius oh God didn't stop with the ruins of the rap had him to suck you off sick you're hot what does the night oh he's heading back to the Grove good luck yeah there's a whole party in your way now good luck this is great I don't care let's I regret it um goodbye goodbye my friend be free you're naked and free where's it going all right he's leaving whoa whoa there's a cave over there sick jump but I would have let him go he doesn't I'll do a clip on his way out despite being despite taking a spear to the groin he's still got nice jumps maybe it's the lost weight of the extra testicle huh oh I should have asked for his testicle [ __ ] you can maybe get the remnants of the one that he lost on the floor there's another door over here let's check it on Tina popped him oh great all right well that's rude they have a bear in a cage it's like a zoo they remember their children I will find you more lock picks in the future oh yeah children are just named one and three wish I got 10 dialogue oh wait did you hear what it said Tav we can't again it said I didn't Sid roared I want to talk to it the sharper Stones might cut through all the fur what the [ __ ] yeah look throw a rock at the bear yeah what the [ __ ] is happening tab is finally realizing just what kind of ship you got what have I done oh [ __ ] local culture uh oh yes this is real awkward oh wait I have a scroll I have a scroll of animal friendship uh well try it see what happens okay let's see well we're all surprised if bear gets to go first oh my God it's killing children and we thought we thought we were monsters hey back away from that oh that's just a water barrel never mind Barrel but it wasn't I'm not I'm not gonna get close to it I'm gonna be back here yeah I have a fun kind of barrel go ahead and use that Scroll of animal friendship when you get a chance I don't want to [ __ ] with the bear I know I threw a rock at it but I also don't want to fight a bear again tell that to three you mean the child that's the child is named three child three no just three yes good idea climb down good luck click oh wow oh wow that was actually a great hit wow holy [ __ ] Ling [ __ ] that bear bling just [ __ ] the bear up terrifically [ __ ] you can fish It Off throw them oh holy [ __ ] it's a man it's a real man wow that's a that is a that is a wow he's still a bear no he's not he's more of a hunk oh [ __ ] hunk has lightning hey Tav how did that feel I want to know for science I don't think the animal friendship squirrel is going to help anymore technically men are animals man is the most dangerous animal true what about elf his ears are oh right he's an elf never mind oh then yeah it definitely won't work on him you can't charm an elf damn I don't I don't wanna is he hot I don't want to fight him he's pretty hot also on fire it broke his concentration and now I Jam I guess I'll throw something at him oh I don't have anything actually what happened to all your javelins I gave you javelins to throw I think he may have sold them by the way by the way specifically what they were for you know you know the bear that you [ __ ] in the game I didn't oh he oh is he the [ __ ] Bear yeah he's the [ __ ] bear oh can we save him then no he's currently hostile to us as soon as we threw the rocket that was it well we could run away I mean Jesse if you play your own game on your like like your own private game you can [ __ ] him what happened to play a whole game just to [ __ ] a bear I can go to a gay club the game The Game's way more of a dating Sim if you if you decide to play on your own what happens if we just run away will he just stop attacking us and just fight all these goblins for us I mean the Goblins might take him out I'm willing to let this play out you're just complete combat yeah let's get the [ __ ] out of here yes let's do it and we can see what happens yeah I'm very curious and if nothing else he'll weaken them and exactly he'll be weakened and we can just take him off it's a real Let Them Fight scenario cook all right so everybody just get away from the fight and then disengage from it yeah just run as far and as fast as you can which is great because y'all were throwing the [ __ ] rocks you're the reason this is happening y'all I thought it was a bear okay I only you're not wrong well you're about to get Thunder waved so enjoy that yeah like a Pikachu oh and he blew himself up too what a [ __ ] ice a bear again now you can use your scroll yes yes I will use it come here run run away just get as far away as you can goodbye okay I try to use the scroll of animal on it and it says intelligence must be four or less I mean she definitely is not that oh it's a smart bear so just use the uh Dash action and run up the stairs behind you oh my gosh you can cancel yeah you can cancel it since you're still on the same part Dash and then oh yes yeah if we just get far enough away this whole thing will settle itself and turn where'd the spider come from no it's 100 yeah one of the Goblins summoned it I can make this goddamn door are you gonna beat three to the door Tripper on the way out all right I'm out of combat Oh by fleeing combat it sends me to Camp that's weird ah well if you guys get back to the door you can just go to camp with me well they just knocked him out of his bear form again it'll be harder to see what happens if we just all leave true so I'll come back here oh technically I'm still not in combat so that's good maybe we can all just stand by the door at least one through in one turn oh [ __ ] he's still very low and oh he's a bear again [ __ ] through it I'm gonna [ __ ] that bear well you're not he's gonna die the Bear's gonna bite your dick off now I'm going to Camp I'll come back though yeah if you just leave you can come back and things will just play out in like normal motion we're kids at camp he is but he'll be there when we get back I think all right add me back into the initiative I think did it add you back to initiative because I was able to just get back oh I'm not in Camp I actually went to the other side of the door oh they're still fighting the bear I know the bears fighting back uh the bear's coming this way the bear is uh eating sharp eye neem now or he's trying should I Dash yeah go out go out the door and then come back in all righty oh yeah maybe it's because you're sneaky yeah uh yeah uh no tap keep running keep running just drop the door go out the door out the door at the door and then and then hide and come back in yeah make sure you hide or else you can put back an initiative again might want to stand a little closer to this doorway over here because that phone is gonna because that's where the bear is coming from honestly I think he's gonna wipe out all these goblins he's all he well he only has four yeah nope he's dead oh there we go all right cool all right combat ended all right you want to sneak over and take a [ __ ] I've already teleported over here and talking to him the bear die yeah there was one Goblin Survivor though that's right oh yeah absolutely hold on check his body for notes did we [ __ ] up God damn well he's dead I don't know I have a review I have a revivify scroll I don't think that would help because you threw a rock at him okay did anybody who did not throw a rock at him or heard him have to speak with dead I do I have speak with Dad no yes I have the amulet so I I got it from that that book if there's more than five questions maybe we can tag team and speak with dead the corpse jerks and gusts lifelessly so sorry about my friend who threw the Rock first off um I don't even know him but um what can you tell me about Sarah morphosis arrested unnatural Magic oh well he wasn't even gonna be able to help us in the first place what magic the controls the coldest okay who is that moonrise Towers moonrise Towers where are those and well how do I get there I do want to know about the valuables as well was this my fourth or fifth question I don't know I could I could do my own though ask him about my ball thing all right but where are your valuables hidden Emerald Grove oh we can't really go back there I mean we can and the tieflings don't hate us well let's make sure we don't tell them what happened to Ellison uh tifflings don't care yeah the keepings are cool with it we already killed all the other Druids he was the last of his kind well you're gonna talk to him now I can do we want to ask any more thanks I mean we could learn a bit more about that Darkness he warned us about yeah but it seems like we'd also learn more about that by just talking to the people who are here uh you think maybe these guys seem like a cult he was talking about cultists oh I mean uh well you know if nothing else the body's here him he also had a bunch of cool [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah no [ __ ] I didn't want to loot him because it was red I thought the gobs would be bad for some [ __ ] reason well there are actually goblins he killed most of them all right well uh let's stop assassinating the Goblins for now and instead you're talking to somebody who might know something about this cult I've been hearing someone act like a total [ __ ] on the other side of this ladder so maybe we can do that loads of hunters does anyone mind if I take points on this one go ahead dude ain't exactly fighting sorry Mr mistress if you could change your feet take something Ouija I'd suck those feet well this is the one who knows how to get [ __ ] done just in the worst possible way yeah the drought tend to be that way total [ __ ] weird Spider Riders I may be a murderer but I'm not a bigot Ed I'm not a monster Jam the fluids you know the fun thing is I titled My Stream uh goblins versus miscreants clearly clearly need to change that for the archive we've killed plenty of goblets we have killed plenty of goblets I think we have shown no sides in this scenario aggressively neutral if anything we've murdered hobo a hunt well who are we hunting worshipers that existed yes the absolute yeah I'm sure those wretches have it hidden away there you will find it amongst the dead and dead exactly well half of that's already done Believers blood spilled and of the weapon what are we name feel a strange anxiety take hold your own but that of that of gith artifact you can oh do I have it now that I carry somehow well apparently now I carry it you would we we are pregnant we are carrying oh the precious wants to stay with you absolutes clutches bad news he died of him until he tells us exactly someone thought he they could remove his head I tortured him so hard he dissipated we also might have killed your torturer to get his [ __ ] armor but we could not take his [ __ ] armor that was a different we need to give it up look he look at the way he was dressed he was asking for it because why do we have to kill the teethlings to keep this ruse up The Druids are dead all of them are dead Mr Rector killer is always an option speak true Soul the hunt must begin soon the hunt serving hunt um I don't know you're my prey sounds like a flirt that sounds I I'm done flirting yeah I'm gonna tell them I know what where they're going and I could make this lead them if I want you you and how did you find it I'm better than you what like it's hard oh hey hey where was the consent there yeah memories fling faces flicker interview she attempts to learn the Groves location oh she's going to see a lot of dead Druids now I'm very intelligent yeah you got plus three can you give yourself plus my guidance do I have inspiration this is why this is why we have inspiration hooray try that again how do we get points of inspiration do they just okay certain things that'll do in the game that along with our background yeah for example getting that bear killed got us some inspiration stealing that title got us some inspiration I get a lot of inspiration from [ __ ] up things oh okay good we got out of that what are we waiting for I don't like this eyeball staring at me oh it's harmless I mean real Annoying just sitting right here looking at my butt that didn't mean nothing well the problem is I'm pretty sure this lady would have the best answers for our problem but she clearly wants to kill tieflings yeah I mean I I gave her the wrong information I mean we could kill her and talk to her corpse will she talk now though uh we could disguise ourselves then kill her then undisguise ourselves and talk to her corpse we must you can put on mustaches uh let me see your map I'll show you where the Grove is my friend and one time inside I'll make my way in as a friend sure it's a little too religious for my taste I'm cool killing people but not for religion for science your own battles the absolute brought you here for a reason to throw open those Gates so we can Crush our enemies okay what makes you think you're better than us beautiful hey beautiful I got other stuff to do quickly you are needed it's just like a bad time you're bad hang yeah everyone wants a murder girlfriend but then like the reality is all she's gonna do is talk about blood and killing and yeah I mean I guess we could just kill her and talk to her corpse with answers we need I'd rather not kill the chieflings I see we're saving is that what we're doing I just wanted to be careful if we are saving tabs should peel up a bit oh I guess a short rest would take care of that yeah let's do that let's take a nap I love moaning and using eyeball first okay whoa there we go eyeball gone feel the Thunder I love Metal Gear 3. that was good I think it took me a second so it might be harder to keep people from spreading the word about this now but we'll see as long as we break that drum it should be fine I mean we still know what the spiders are doing everybody oh spiders are dead no they died a while ago this will be like the end of the Hannah Montana movie where we're like everyone keep the seat oh God he's going for it he's gone he's going for it stop him oh yeah oh no what the hell is he rings away from that thing you you cheating [ __ ] that's not fair uh we might have to call those ogres nah we got this I could call the ogres whenever I'd save it save it honestly I don't think yeah save it for when we walk out of here and everyone attacks us because they heard the drums yeah if that happens if and when oh boy oh yeah that's that's not a lot call them but we're fine we're fine this is fine this is fine now I'll look China they're level one and two this is not worth ogres I am not a fighter physically and they are surrounding I'll I will Misty step away no I won't I don't have any spell slots I'm telling you don't call your friends fine it was that big Ogre lady that you were gonna [ __ ] we could call her she likes your music Champa let's see do I fight him you know what I'm going to go take care of some of these ads have fun Barth and hellofresh right I was holding onto that fire for so long and it did nothing well um I'm gonna push someone over nope I failed that too I'll just take some opportunity attacks I guess Arcane Ward do not have any like attack man trips not right now oops and then I oops uh tab next turn you have uh rage uh I don't know I'm not feeling very angry I think you should get angry what is there remember when we killed that bear guy for no reason why it was so hard he was on fire that take that rocks back people asking if we killed all the Druids The Druids did start it we all we did was steal something and they just started killing all the teeth we took sides in the race war and I think we still are on the right side of History they started the race war I got it they shot the race half of the things that Steph and I say are just like literally like in jokes for each other we're speaking our own language I'm gonna throw this this [ __ ] at this [ __ ] hey throw a [ __ ] and a [ __ ] Sweet Chin Music actually hold on can I dip my weapon in this candle I can hell yeah kinky weapon God damn it put my [ __ ] gloves on why can't I equip them requires an action I keep forgetting that my gloves are off for some reason can't fight crime at being cute it's my turn trips Mash [ __ ] get it we're really nailing this murder thing pretty all right at it none of that stop it shame on you murdering murdering your friends no I'm gonna plant me a dumbass tree no I didn't want to stab her you ruined my joke game [ __ ] I'm gonna smack you and then I'm gonna punch you did that what the [ __ ] was that that didn't even yeah or anything I just kind of kicked the air that was weird ah no okay she's not playing maybe that Goblin's really badass and just didn't Flinch at all when you you hit it yeah maybe I go attack menthara mythara is very mean destroy her she's a racist and a break up to her face and a racist I'll I'll kill her where's the racist the one you're facing it's the night Warden mythara who faces the racist this is the races now she's mad but I am oh there's that um I just wanted to kill erasers man they are beating the [ __ ] out of Barth yeah it's like the only moral line for our characters is racism yeah she's a racist this one's trying to run [ __ ] coward we could all agree on murder we can't we can't kill two birds with one gnome use one enemy as an improvised weapon against another yeah I picked up scrut and smacked him against menthara oh [ __ ] I didn't want to proc that no oh she must need to hold on oh she missed the first time then the second time hit ah I must hold on we're all so hot ah I must hold on all right here you go yeah okay I beat that one oh my throbbing buddy go pull out that boy my sex jeans my I don't pull out my Matt Mercer sexy man voice [Music] oh no that guy Family Guy flop holy crap Lois holy crap she's a racist we have the time racism Peter sounds like Bill Burr doing a lady voice with that one [Music] I mean Bill Burris had some racism as bad bits I think no he's a really good one hold on don't try to hit manthara yet okay I want to see if I'm gonna do this like where's the car Lewis is not here yeah I just saw him in Minnesota there we go scrutz dead holy crap Lewis holy crap Lewis the horse is here where's the lady she's on the ground right now oh I see him oh [ __ ] Earth you are convenient to have around no racist oh I punched her to death my poison was worthless oh okay hold on hold on I think instant nudity I think I just got some sexy armor oh yes give give time the sexy armor I think I think that's how we end this session hold on can at least someone help me up no we got really important right there armor here Barth I'll help all right tab you have sexy armor you can put on oh my God get off get on me now oh wow she's just wearing a thong huh am I not wearing it untoggle the armor set on the right oh on the right on the right yeah it's like a little helmet icon if you if you click on your armor thing he's not wearing it yeah you know he's wearing a tab he's [ __ ] well no he's now he took it off he was wearing it he can only wear this at uh can you move it to the other other one oh oh I see what you mean no no yeah no that's the right slot for it um but the problem is he might not I'm the right [ __ ] right you can you can set the visibility so he's put on there yeah so put on the scale males scale mail because you'll see you'll you'll still get the benefits from it I think yeah no if you put the armor back on we won't see it we'll just see your knife but you'll well you'll have the sexy Arrow that rules yeah there we go so we can have the AC but like it's so sexy I love it finally we've achieved our goal finding tabs sexy armor to wear now to have it now Pat has true [ __ ] armor what else did we get from this person who cares we won I got halson's journal from her I'm pretty sure the rest of the space is also alerted to our presence um I don't go back to Camp real quick I don't think they are actually there's a red start by neem is red was dying on the ground and I'm like look at my ass I asked these tight pants hold on I have a liar now let's see oh yeah she had a spider's liar what are you playing the power the power yeah oh I'm so hot combo breaker and you perform poorly because I don't have the you need practice feet on it performance that's performance isn't the problem not proficient in a musical music musical weapon music instrument musical weapon a musical weapon I mean look at how I'm holding this I mean it's almost correct I mean if if you reclass to a bar you could be Barth The Bard I don't want no I already part of the blue marker concept didn't go well the shadow made it look like tab was wearing a muzzle for a second gotta complete the outfit I think that that's our session I think that yeah it sounds like that's it for this evening let's go back to Camp so we make sure we do a long rest and then we'll save we'll go to camp wondrous I love being a celebrity oh yeah we're inside now yeah well we can talk to this if we can talk to a theater kid at the start of the next session yeah we'll do that next time boy are we ending the day as well yeah I may as well just get the Sleep done now so we don't have to do it next time I have to make sure I properly use my nope we got cut scenes uh I'm naked oh oh I know what this is hold on I'm sleepwalking yes heavy heavy down your foot I'm aching are you guys like are you guys getting your own or are you just seeing me just seeing you cutscenes for some reason I don't know why I'm not the leader of this session no you're our leader clearly yeah when uh when will says it it must be true apparently you asserted your dominance it's one of the most naked all right well I'm going to do what comes naturally I'm just going to put my fingers in my mouth it's not a foot but it'll do liquid whenever I'm I'm struggling I remind myself of how my fingers oh blazelle's getting kinky well no I'm glad it's not me you're the leader and that's why everyone wants to like Dom you all these people coming out of nowhere just to dominate why is everybody attacking this short thing [Laughter] all right Queen got some real crazy girlfriend Vibes going real kudarris sense Your Lust For Carlock I will not have it okay uh uh you haven't used your lipid stuff surrender to her yeah let her do it yeah [ __ ] end me guess I'll die I'm gonna take a look at your brain real quick here imagine not wanting both of those I'll just see I don't mind there we go yeah I had the same thing where there was no audience I managed to get a 21. fear of death oh nice but fear of insignificance a failure to her kind she will wear no silver sword ride no red dragon forever unknown to the great Lich Queen Marcus I was about to say dragons exist that knife could head in any number of directions you'll survive this you will please your queen dragons I don't think they exist they aren't real yeah no literally I was like dragons existed I'm like um you're a Dragonborn apparently Gail's watching somewhere likes this is proves okay that's a huh okay now sweet oh not everybody oh now we're having a dream I'm doing another thing okay tabs having some character development me too we're all getting our own individual one now oh I came just into whoa I forgot how I felt you my love it's the short queen from my dreams I got orc Mommy yes my queen what's up I have a completely randomly generated Seafood guide Who the hell's are you your salvation that voice I've heard it before first time I saved you before Oh is she the narrator no is that a different voice oh she's the one that caught us from falling when I was naked and I'm here to save you don't worry you will not become a mindful oh good not while I'm around independent I can stand up on my own plus I fail to see how you'd pull me up the Leverage is all wrong I'll do anything for you tab's just the same great potential it comes yes baby but I'm naked for these sometimes yeah consuming you is it a coincidence that I put on the [ __ ] armor and then my love interest appeared I kind of wish I could wear a shirt also I forgot that I made my guardian like have clown makeup hell yeah clown Mommy oh no it's the mother of all skulls at the tap from getting it I want that I must have you got the MC would fit in my pocket fight we are losing for now very oh that's the plane we're on apparently if there's ever an equivalent of the Boonies in the Multiverse it's Fey roon I have to go they're all hot the enemy butt cheeks [ __ ] are you talking about Dad I saw the glowing men with the butt cheeks [ __ ] are you talking about tab I don't know how much more I can explain ah clown orc mommy just use the force on me so hot drowning in that orc Khaleesi the [ __ ] yes yes can I finally sleep we were sleeping you guys have a full erection my leak is like two inches a lot oh oh no all of our heads were in the fire again I moved the dog wants to talk the dog wants to talk right now all right now next time on next time make sure to save now again I guess yeah that was a lot of stuff to go through I had a knife held in my throat last night how were you guys how did you sleep we all had dreams about sexy mommies I just I wouldn't say sexy she was just really short all right well that'll bid us idea for the night oh I want to talk to you so bad but I can't you can't talk to him until next time next week I'm gonna go debrief with Chad good talking see y'all later and that just leaves me with you guys thank you all for joining me we will actually be playing uh more Baldur's 3 on Friday but with legalia our uh solo chat Avatar Adventure uh in the meantime tomorrow I'll be back at about six o'clock Central Time with Persona 5 Arroyo and until then let's see who I can the Hoist you guys off on uh technically DND adjacent the unexpectables uh things started about an hour ago so I'll send you guys over today and if you don't like that then be free I think I typed that in right I did huzzah all right folks until next time toodles

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Published: Thu Aug 31 2023