Balatro: An Increasingly Illegal Game of Poker

guys if he does really well that I taught him everything he knows and if I do really badly uh she taught me everything I know welcome to batro so this is illegal poker the Rog like hello there my name is Jimbo I'm here to help you learn how to play oh what what a friendly little fell your goal is to earn chips to defeat the enemy blind each poker hand earns a base amount of chips multiplied by some Mt okay so this this is like your your cheat sheet only ever used to see in this in like the the Super Mario 64 DS Casino where it would just be Luigi and like a bunch of Mario faces toad in the background serving drinks who drinks do you think toad is serving there's got to be a margarita in there you know like toad Toad's getting someone absolutely slashed at the casino the house recognizes your input in the casino I would like to offer you this complimentary be beverage CS also earn you some chips hover over to see okay and the amount of chips is just based on the car value so like 10 and then yeah just kind of print it that makes sense I select up the five cards to play and press play hand I I got I got a pair of nines I'll just toss these ones play them and keep these because the higher value cards get a nice pair in there we go you can also just car up to five s the cat to try and make even stronger hands try it get rid of some of this [ __ ] carefully only have a limited number of hands and discards per round okay ear 300 chips before you run out of hands to win this round good luck so is that that that's a countdown I imagine so I get three more hands to get this and I am tragically short of like a a straight I think or a royal straight is is a royal straight a thing I don't think it is okay no wait wait wait wait I I could I have three more discards okay here we go I can get a full house of kings and Jacks oh give me those chips oh so much okay we won so cash out I get $5 nicely done now that you flush with cash you can buy some new carrots from the shop try buying this handsome devil this is one of the 150 Jokers you can add to your run every Joker does something different this has plus four mol to every hand you play that that's pretty valuable be picky you can only carry five Joker cards at a time now buy the other car from the shop enhances two selected cards to Mt cards TI carard is consumable this one will enhance your playing cards hold on to it you save up enough you can buy a voucher vouchers passively upgrade your run okay that's more max hand size okay and check out both the booster packs in every shop they're full of goodies use one of up the three playing cards to add to your deck Boose up to one of three turret cards to be used immediately okay that's interesting this isn't just poker it's Ultra poker this is poker with extra steps choose to skip to get a tag each tag has a unique effect keep an eye on the boss blind as an ability you'll need to plan around SC two random carrots per hand played oh God okay anti eight to win now choose your path so if I skip this I get a dollar per unused discard this run that's that's playing too dangerously I I need to practice I need to practice there two carrots you hand and press use on the turret carrot to enhance them so that means I think these carrots are permanently going to be upgraded uh use o plus 10 chips plus four mole okay we're going to be ballsy here and I'm going to get the Jack of the three YouTube get a straight if you get a 10 yeah but I I wait can I discard one by one could just take it real slow all right I'm got to I got to try the eight no I can get it gang you got to no okay this will wait oh no wait I just win I had more than enough oh there there was no point to mess around like we we we just had enough choose up to one of three Planet carrots to be used immediately do we want to do you want to chance I I want kind of want to chance the booster packs kind of want to chance the booster packs yeah okay it's like Pokémon card habits here first level up the Full House oh I mean that that could be a good one level up the straight flush straight I mean that's pointless cuz you're so rarely going to get it level up a pair I think I want that okay give me give me another booster pack yeah so many create a random Joker card must have room that could be really good I think I just want to get another Joker I I I think I think I want to just go like random here I wait no go up to $20 in debt oh wait no I I can take money out it's a credit card okay sure you know I'm going to I'm going to enhance my hand size let's just go into the red a bit you know next round let's do it discard two two random cards per hand played okay so this is going to be horrible is what you're saying not from the played hand from the dis leftover card oh it's not the ones that I'm putting out is it I was about to say CU like then I play like five cards it's like my full house is gone I was like wow that's going to be that's going to be really rough okay this is this is looking pretty good this is looking pretty good if I got a seven I can't just get a flush it's it's so unlikely I get the seven I I think yeah just go just go flush cuz this is still like a pretty amazing hand oh no I lost the leftover cards okay but this is still good yeah this this is amazing we we we've almost won I I think we're good play flush the multiplier on the this basic default Joker is insane that's that's just carrying us so hard it's just times four what we would otherwise have we might be out of De soon uh what what what do I get in a standard pack oh these have effects wait plus six chips $3 if this C is held in hand at end of round you know I I think I want to get that I think I want the gold card all right I'm going to I'm going to we're we're spending we're spending like there's some like really fancy stuff on this plus 10 chips time two m one in four chance to destroy this card and you get $3 every time you play it oh that is a gambling card I I you got to gamble big you got to gamble big like this one's made of glass but it's also gold the whole point is you gamble like you know I no I'm going to play it safe I'm going to go for penny slots like no you got you're there to win the $40,000 I skip it upgrade the flush by three levels that that could be really good yeah I I think I actually do that cuz the the flush the flush is quite achievable okay skip it oh like that that's insane like the flush is now 80 by 10 uh okay we have three of a kind here wait no what am I doing just get the flush nothing else matters I believe in I believe in the heart of the cards thank you I think I just win I think I just win it's over and I got $3 I think I just want to get more standard playing cards standard pack and not discovered version of standard pack it could be good to get another discard a planet card this card is held in hand end of round it's a taret card when discarded so it's probably going to be it's probably got to be the eight of Hearts probably got to be the eight of Hearts okay and I I think we just invest cuz discard is now way more valuable because we we we're just trying to flush all right let's open let's open up this too we're going all in it's a wild card can be used as any suit that could be really good for getting flushers you got to get this one that's so good like that's just a that's just any suit the window all diamond carots are debuffed that's that's fine we flushing okay so I don't quite have enough if it's held in hand at the end of the round I can get my Planet card we're going all in diamonds have been debuffed no just just go Hearts Let's Go Hearts uh if I hold that I get more I would give me a planet okay uh every played carot permanently gains plus four chips when scored that's pretty good I mean that just makes everything better it's a spectral pack I I don't know I know what a spectral card means all right let's try it oh convert all carrots in hand to a single random suit wait if I if I just streamline it that's really good ain't it it's a single random suit so let's just make the entire hand press it oh my God uh this just levels up the straight flush so I might as well just use it uh let's buy this lad a hiker credit card is actually pulling its we cuz we we get to just buy so much got to stop going so far at the debt I got to I got to try and rebuild my finances so let's just go everyone he uh discard and it's a flush and everything is going to be upgraded too for the run so this is just giving us more yeah we're pretty much there pretty much there already uh I get $3 if I play this card and it scores anything so I probably want to do that I have I have like quite a few discard so I I can I can just kind of go a bit slower okay all right we're go we're going all in for the hearts I'm so I'm so greedy here send it all back okay no it's it's not wait two pair I mean I could I could just I have so many pants still like I can just get rid of some [ __ ] we just we'll just toss out that five while we're [Music] here don't break okay it's good and we got we got $3 for that we're so close to Flushing I I think I just go for it can't I can't stop going for the flush give me a ha never punished this is encouraging really really bad behavior never punished oh it's filthy I feel terrible for getting away with this every played card counts in scoring it's got a negative of plus one Joker slot what is a NE is that negative oh wait does it mean negative as in negative colors I thought it meant like a downside it's like how is that a bad thing this one's just free this one's just free okay that's pretty good I do need more money cuz I I got you got to build it up over time can't just flush it all the way but I I can flush a Hearts please thank you our hearts are becoming so powerful cuz we keep playing like those in particular too that's that's pretty good I I think I keep Hearts because there's so many in the deck okay all right uh wait we can we can hble something together here we got three of a kind I think I think we just take the Full House here and we're just going to get rid of some cards without doing a discard and then we hold on to these Hearts okay but think of the flush now we play these just take a three of a kind here cuz we'll get we're going to get the flush oh this is this is so [ __ ] in comparison to what we were playing before okay I already have it but I want to keep this card I can't control myself all right slap them down we can keep this one we flushing oh we flushing everything's getting so upgraded rounds beaten we get Saturn one in two chance to get a turret card when any booster pack is opened a stray is pretty use I think I sell this for the dollar I I'm just not interested I I mean I'm a Gambling Man right so I'm going to buy this and open this I'm a Gambling Man amazing it's the total cell value of all your current Jokers do they have any cell value I click on them oh okay they do actually have a fair bit of sell value I mean I I might as well just use that one cuz I imagine we're going to start selling stuff eventually I can make another gold card I kind of want to do that that encourages not to play the card is the problem it's just two selected cards to Mt cards oh that's so good that's so good okay you got to take that so let's make them better that's a funky looking Ace now oh wait I'm already keeping this one if I just make it gold can I make it gold as well yes I can so just keep just never play it you get everything all high cars de oh YouTube okay we're in trouble uhoh I think these are worthless okay wait but I can still play him for 800 I can still play him for 800 it's actually it's still not terrible we still get a little bit that's not terrible that's not terrible our flushing is so strong that it still kind of works just just go diamonds go diamonds we believe uh let me try that again as we go diamonds got one once again I am formerly requesting that we got thank you thank you it's all diamonds it's all diamonds pretty good you just got to believe sometimes okay now we we're still we're still in a bit of B there's only two diamonds left in the deck what happens I run out of cards yeah I I I I just it's okay gang cuz I'm going to get the diamond get it in oh we're close we're so close we have no discards left but we get two hands once I play I'll get 800 wait will I get enough it's it's going to be 800 and then the times four malt plus four malt which is hang on let me let me just run some uh quick mats here like this gives us the little boost we need okay and now with the multiplier if I've done my Max correctly we just win win doesn't matter if you debuff my deck it's still good enough got a joker for that he's never punished plus one hand size is probably going to be really good we should just start getting that considering that we're just going for flushes I think I think I start getting that if I sell my credit card am I just out of debt just like be free exactly how it works in real life yeah Bank I'm just not going to pay back that money I quit oh [ __ ] he got us what are we going to do all right uh do I just do I just start flushing I think I I think I just start flushing just get going like like flushing is the way forward yeah there we okay all right it just forever a flusher you know that was give extra multiplier oh my God it's going to be [Music] insane okay we're halfway there and all I need to do now is just flush again thank you don't break we're just a g we're just a lucky guy we just keep winning hey oh there's some special packs now I'm sorry played cards with heart suit give plus four mol when scored I think I think we just win the game I think we just win uh buffoon just choose a joker you know let's I'm a Gambling Man Joker taret planet and spectral carots may appear multiple times plus 10 multip the game wants me to win the game wants me to win yeah yeah I I I I I need to I need to redeem my financial situation going to going to sell my credit card we just we just keep flushing okay uh ROM and weep oh wait hang wait but I get more if I keep this one hang on uh so let me just discard this bit of my hand and just uh pick up a another heart real quick hang let let me just uh tear through some of this this [ __ ] not a not a heart please thank you yeah that should be everything this is this is too much this is too okay we're almost there I just win with the there two pair enough to I I want to win with a flush excuse me I want to win with a flush of Hearts I mean I can win just now I can win just now but I actually want to get another one um so that I can win even more oh but actually no we've already got it because this can be used as any suit of course that's a flush and now we get um plus $6 for both of these there we go that's pretty good uh so we're no longer in debt now finances have been recuperated cash out for $7 Jupiter oh level up the flush you say pretty good hey you know if I buy a jumbo pack you think I'd be able to get one oh I don't have enough money I don't have enough money okay hang on I'm desperate to pee I will be right back he flushed the toilet yes I did thank you thank you all clubs are debuffed uh that that really does not matter okay um it says that one's debuffed oh cuz it's also it's also a wild car so it's technically but it's good for the flush still do have I do I now I do have the means for a full house but is that is that even worth it it's 95 by 12 versus 65 by no like it's not it's not even worth considering like we get so much more with a flush just need one more thank you that will do nicely oh scores no chips and all abilities are disabled so I should I should just get rid of that okay well let's just flush for now okay we've almost defeated the boss now um I just need to keep discarding cards until I get the necessary heart to win um just one more discard should do the job and we win God it's so strong glass is times two so it's best to use at the end well no it just it just adds to the multiplier doesn't it times two the multiplier oh God okay right I I misunderstood that card good to know voucher but does nothing destroys up to two selected cards that could be really good destroy means I permanently remove my deck I could thin it and get other stuff the blank foucher people are really excited for the blank voucher please God get the voucher okay I I don't know what that does I think I want this because destroying two cards is is actually quite valuable uh thin in the deck is good okay I got I got to remember to use these this round there a free spectral pack spectral is op as all come on see we get add one gold seal to one selected card in your hand there's no Hearts here add polychrome to a random Joker destroying all other Jokers that's terrible but that destroys everything I I think that's too much you can use your tarot cards now oh I can actually can't I I can destroy two uh let's get rid of some more of the clubs okay put a seal on the gold card it's a goal Dan there's an achievement if you do this Joker unlocked my God look at that look at that wow okay thank you oh we we almost have like a a straight flush they just keep getting improved cuz we keep playing our hearts like they're giving us more and more chips each time like plus 26 on the 10 of Hearts it's so stupid okay we're halfway there just uh discard all these you had four of a kind is four of a kind is absolutely not viable flush or straight flush Nothing Else Matters all that matters is Flushing so much power okay we're good what was the one where it's like I can create a tet card but any booster pack is opened if I have room if I get I could go Celestial pack if I get the the flush one pair straight or of a kind very sad I mean we're probably not going to get four of a kind like ever so maybe just pick a straight it's something it makes it slightly viable go on oh okay all right wait okay A lot has happened here one in four chance to add foil holographic or polychrome addition to a random Joker I mean I got to spin the wheel give the total cell value that's up some create the two random planet carrots and diamonds no okay uh spin the wheel plus 50 chips could have been better that could have been better I need room for the planet cards which means I now need to enhance something into a steel card I I don't want to always play the three so it kind of makes sense to kind of upgrade a lesser value I think we go oh so I just get a shitload of money okay yeah yeah okay all right that's that's pretty good next round the fish TI strong face down after each hand played okay that that's interesting let's try it it's after each hand is played now just just get this going we have a game plan stick to it go we're halfway all right um now I need to work out what I've actually got oh God uh uh-oh will it say if it's a flush okay well these two are clubs so we get rid of them I'm not going to have much of a reference point if I discard more will they be drawn face up oh yeah it's fine okay all right you have four Hearts do I okay let's let's let's try this okay and now I I I think I'm good I think I just want to play all these and then I want to play that one last isn't it that's a flush so he's going to multiply the multiplier times two oh it's over how do we how do we miss doing that correctly the entire time that's so much that's so huge each King held in hand gives Point times 1.5 mol so Kings could be really valuable hey goodbye Joker let me get a rare one I I feel I feel like cracking open a booster pack thank you so now a regular flush I I think it's worth more than a straight flush what's the anti what does that mean you go back a level okay so I so in return for buying that I would get a lot more rounds basically it's like floors of a dungeon the minus hand size is really [ __ ] though well is it how many hands am I looking to play I only have I have 20 hearts at most I'm only playing four hands h Maybe okay all right let's do a cheeky pack up to two random T cards that's is one selected card to a lucky card one in five chance with plus 20 mo one in 1550 chance to win $20 s two cards convert the left card into the right card that's actually really good cuz I could get like another I could get like um an extra one of these or something but I I kind of want you could win $20 convert the left card into the right card I'm going to get rid of like a worthless two of diamonds and that it's going to be an additional Ace of Hearts yeah that cuz that's really good so now we got rid of something else and it's a better one okay next round give a spectral pack I feel like I have to play him cuz it's getting kind of high no repeat hand types this oh [ __ ] okay no game's over game's over I have only one thing I can do it's over is it possible to go back to the shop you can buy it at the next shop I'm going to have to you did really well for your first run all things considered like it's already over maybe we can get something all right we got to we got to play these though we got to play these cuz we we just need to have a shoing experience each King held in hand here we go this is going to be our biggest hand don't break the glass never break the [Laughter] glass wait okay we just need that hand again we can beat the boss it's possible we need 40 Grand it's doable it's doable in one hand that one shots the boss okay I'm going to I'm going to buy the voucher cuz we're at the point where we don't need the hands we're we're we're we're trying it okay um I am just looking for hearts I can keep these Kings the king the kings are incredibly valuable now now I just win just improve all the hearts yeah that's that's pretty good there we go round done playing carries with odd rank give plus 30 chips when scored interesting oh wait holographic it's + 10 multiplier okay so what I'm going to do is I'm going to get these um I'm going to I'm going to have to sell I think one of these two probably the taret CED one but I'm going to buy the packs first and then put this guy in yeah so there we go enhances two selected cards to be malt cards so I think I'm going to get rid of the seven and I'm going to get rid of the queen so we still get to choose a planet card to be used immediately and we're lucky there we go oh we're lucky enhance en hands okay and now we got to buy hollow Joker uh for which we sell hallucination pretty good okay this is as prepared as I think we can get we got to get him oh wait okay I think we're good cuz we lowered the difficulty we don't need as much but we still got to get them in one go in theory do I just win so let's um let's discard some cots there's a king I want to get I want to get even higher value there's an additional King I think I just need one one more heart now I do in theory have five let's go let's go on another discard okay I think we're good R and weep we didn't even need to lower the difficulty 0.2 mol per enhanced card play removes card enhancement oh I don't think I chance it here I don't think I chance it here uh but I will what what I will chance is of course pole and Jupiter thank you it just keeps climbing that could be really good to use on a king because we are trying to keep Kings anyway so if we make steel Kings then that that just pushes them above and beyond I need to remember to use the empress card this round too and actually enhance some of my cards what is this what what's this awful hand what I've been presented with this this is this is terrible get okay that that's more like it wait I should use this on my king and then I could just buff these seems like it might be a good use for it we go uh that I believe is a Flush Gang oh my God that was the first round that wasn't even that good of a hand do to standard for more Hearts I actually could get a heart could get a heart all right go on I just like opening the packs a stone card no ranker suit okay so that's not good what is going on with this one there's so much Happening Here uh it's a Mt card with poly Chrome purple seal it's a turet card with discard it but also it's like times 1.5 I I don't think we're ever going to use it like this is like a wild like they've just they've just chucked every game mechanic in the game on this no one knows what's happening I think I just take the steel I think I just take the steel cuz it's an extra heart and it's times 1.5 that's pretty good okay so we got some hearts uh get rid of all that my God that is a flush that is in spaines and not hurs I never thought I'd see the day wow these cars are actually getting upgraded for once it's not going to be nearly as much because of like the Lusty Joker that taking effect um but you know we might as well play it like it it's going to get us most of the way there absolutely shocking play there everything is so upgraded right round done a mega Celestial pack it's back could be good it could be a Jupiter in there flush becomes even more powerful I I I I like opening the packs I like open in the backs A Wheel of Fortune I got I got to spin the wheel I got to spin the wheel no first hand is drawn face down do we have any idea like how they're organized is there like specific ways what I'm going to do is I'm just going to organize by Rank and just get rid of the bottom five okay cuz that gives us something to work with now we might be able to work out some of the other ones so okay I already have four Hearts now amazing okay I'm just going to discard him might have lost some Kings doesn't matter um cuz we just win now oh that that was also a king of course 16,000 this is my first game this is my first run we've been here like two hours there $5 for skipped blind this run that would give me $15 cards played previously to San are debuffed okay so I want to just skip to the boss I'll take $15 and choose up the two of four Joker carrots I'm just not going to play any carrots let's just go to the end it's plus4 Chip if played hand has exactly four carrots so no plus 50 mol one in four chance this car is destroyed times four Mt every six hands played each play 10 or four gives plus 10 chips and plus four Mt when scored I mean what what do I get rid of for this I think I just skip all these playing cards here and I'm not going to take any I think I already have like my my com Wombo Combo now I've played no cards to Sante so let's go okay um I think I'm pretty close to winning um just keep the king I think we just keep this Garen uh and I've won GG what a you know that was a that was a hell of a boss oh Jupiter thanks game all right let's uh let's quickly use that enhance the flush even further Beyond it's level 10 now and just one select a card into a wild card that's pretty good and then I'm going to take a jumbo pack The Wheel of Fortune's here The Wheel of Fortune's here let me let me convert an ace here we go I can convert another thing into this Ace oh that's actually I really want to spin the wheel though the emperor can make multiple Wheels okay my heart says we must gamble further Beyond ah it's not the best not the best okay that's all right we can buy one more creates the last Tower of Planet card used during this run the fool is another emperor oh I can do it again okay and we're going to use this in the next round I think I think I just play these rounds cuz I I need to just kind of get some cards down okay I mean I I have enough in terms of Hearts now uh I can enhance two I think I want to enhance these [Music] two oh no wait that okay I didn't understand how that works I thought it would stack cuz the gold thing stacked before Oh that's unfortunate SE an emperor the wheel spin the wheel no oh no now I need to discard a bit okay now now we're pretty much good I can make these ones bonus cards get a little bit more that's another Joker and that is a flush the three was worth slightly more okay we didn't actually quite get it in one round there but it doesn't matter uh because the next one's going to do it for us all right we still have enough hands there we go yeah there we go so in theory that's enough to already beat the boss jumbo Celestial I could just get a Jupiter wait cuz it go above level 10 it keeps going okay let me let me just see if I can get a Jupiter here thank you oh wait do I have a straight flush wait do I actually have it Ace 2 3 4 5 is the straight flush even better no it's not it's not Jesus Christ okay yeah so just go with that and get the steel it's so much better great flush is useless compared to the 11 flush all that's most of the way there oh we get $3 for this hand too the uh yeah GG that's the route I might as well buy the packs I think this is it this is it like this is 8 to eight that one's already a jack two in like the rare chance even if it's overwritten it's still better okay so let's let's just try rerolling adds the number of times poker hand has been played to Mt oh my God wait no cuz I've played 34 flushes it adds 34 oh no okay goodbye hiker this one this one is insane so every if I when I play a flush that's plus 34 okay we might as well just slap this open while we're here uh I can get another heart I might as well okay one more the bank car it's come back full circle no okay next round let's do it okay one random Joker disabled every hand okay that that's all right okay I how do how do we just win how do we just win uh discard discard okay now we got to play a hand here we go uh I I'll hit him with the old flush here to [Music] start okay we're halfway okay yeah we I think we've won last king is going to finish it let's go he's carried a so far he didn't break the entire time it's over we won good thing I didn't bet against you that's my first game we won I think I might leave it there I think I'm like I've done my [Music] part

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Length: 38min 52sec (2332 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 05 2024