Metal Gear Rising Revengeance: A Stupid Masterpiece

welcome to Metal Gear ryen revengeance which sounds like like a game The Simpsons would name three years we've come so far in just three short years hey how's it going the sign of a strong leader sir no the will of a strong people your team deserves credit as well Mr lightning bolt just doing our job Mr Mr Prime Minister okay perhaps I was wrong about these private military companies I don't know how this is fitting into the lore of metal gear I I'm not familiar with this franchise at all there's a saying I like one sword keeps another in the sheath sometimes the threat of violence alone is a deterrent sometimes by taking a life others can be preserved oh no clear the road this is official St business he's just standed menacing got lightsaber Katana weed to use Force you oh my god oh Jesus the man's just full of strawberry jam yeah you just exploded that's all that's happening there that's all that's happening he's got a big smile I'm on it guard the Prime Minister was there any need to shatter the pavement on our first step like that someone's just going to have to repair that later I guess that's the least of our problems right now oh my God don't need this case anymore it only cost like $400,000 wait did it did it extend that far let's get this over with it's not that long of a sword how did it even do that let me let me just warm up a little bit just just just keep swinging just I think we got him I think we got just keep swing it well I I found my strategy for the game oh I think he's in trouble that's a metal gear is it I I I don't know I'm so out of my depth that's the metal gear rizen revengeance [Music] Jesus F the security Gs are having a try in time stop please leave the president alone what do you want with the Prime Minister I want him dead okay Africa's just getting a bit too peaceful what how's an honest warmonger supposed to make a living this is your answer yeah not the prime minister of white Africa don't do it that's what it kind of sounds like so far so long oh what they have a metal GE Che I'm on it I'm I'm on it don't worry is there a way for me to heal BL to okay just keep slicing just just keep swinging I don't know what I'm doing this looks important just God you could just eviscerate these things wait what do that what does that mean what does that mean oh Jesus what are you doing Ry how strong is this man holy [ __ ] he just thr we wide open how strong is he very good but do not rest easy just yet huh do not light him out of your sight you must catch him uh just how strong is that sword like seriously that's like lightsaber level that's like a level of sharpness if you drop it it's going to slice through the air oh God okay I I don't know how to dodge that I don't know how to dodge that just keep swinging figure it out what what what what am I doing take down those missile what what am I doing so overwhelmed is do I just keep button ping it's really how it feels I mean it seems to be [Music] working what the [ __ ] is happening oh holy [ __ ] he's too strong oh my God yeah Platinum worked on this and I got to get like a fallen Clock Tower or something at some point I think we got him for real he that time okay I'm I'm just a regular person I don't know if I can get him here that Train's going like 80 M an hour like there's no way Jesus I won't be needing my little Shield here any longer stop oh Jesus oh you're saying give War a chance uh-oh uh-oh no I I don't think he's coming he [ __ ] rag I don't think he's coming back out of my way he's all yours Sam oh there he goes let's go he round two keep swinging don't be shy I'm coming no I'm not supposed to self thought and not half bad still [Music] oh your Technique like something I've only learned to press X really so far if I stop pressing X he's just going to kill me I just got to keep swinging oh there we go just keep pressing keep pressing that can't be good that can't be good think I just got myself in fail I see youut sa purpose it ears to bathe in the blood of your enemies but you hold it back no my sword is a tool of Justice don't worry guys this is a cut scene so it can't be bad uh-oh oh no that's that's a lot of jam not again what do you mean not again how does this happened to you he's gated on me he's skated on me this is what happens when you bring a tool to a sword fight it's over Lucky Devil I just like how sunny it is outside so I'm going to leave you be now could have taken a moment to finish you off I wanted to get that snip Coman well he's gone now too I'll get revenge on that mountain side blocking the line of sight I'll get my revenge UNS can you hear me R hey doctor remember the two procedures to maintain your new body one seizing Nano repair units from your foes and two absorbing their electrolytes I got it yes enemy cyborg should provide plenty of mcfc electrolytes once you slice them open oh that's a he extract their fluids got to drink them oh and their left hands if you please excuse me that combat data stored on holographic memory located in the left hand I am authorized to offer you upgrades and services in exchange for it how generous about to specifically slice off their left hand this going to be a holy he's got a lot of left hand the and most of the cabinet have been killed and a military H has been established the terrorist brain jacked all the higher ranking officers and their cyborg scattered the rank in five the few leaders who have survived have no way of openly opposing the new regime that's why they called us let's go how is he being dropped off here like oh they're just going to like rocket him away okay landed so high at the water is having difficult to keep it up what is this about to like sell your shampoo bastards are using Ste to Ambush you nice but it we just keep swinging Cy like state of the art let's go your own attack while your is on the okay I could I could take their spines now just grab these did I grab their hands or their hands just gone they're like walking Vending machines going to drink their spinal fluids vending machines full of blood easy there Dracula like I said there's still people people who terrorize and take innocent lives for money they swed their fate when they took this job I'm just the reaper okay got to make sure that the player knows the terrorists are the bad guys right we're going to get a few Dracula metaphor is in here is there a way for me to upgrade [ __ ] at the moment it doesn't seem it I have a phone can I can I just talk to the doctor shall we review the capabilities of your new body as your HF blade is linked directly to your fuel cells simply cut into any source of electroly I think we got it so I need to slice them open and use zandatsu to extract it cut and take I I think I've gathered this already okay once extracted I don't think I needed to call is his name really just doctor but like German doctor so like they just changed the letter is that really his name it will rather gruesome I realize but then you Americans enjoy a bit of Gore don't you I may be a citizen but I've never really thought of my what is going on on the phone as as I'm asking this but what then surely you don't identify what is happening I don't hold out for a minute no Nation no eth I seem to recall those gory torture porn mov movies were pretty where is this conversation going I want to hang up okay let me hang up let's save the full yeah please please St this is too much oh my God okay we're not calling him anymore what was that can I jump down on him can I like Assassin's Creed this yes yes you can excellent Ren good job you really ended that man although I was supposed to sneak on him okay oh it actually makes the metal gear sound of course think I got him why do that one sound like a cow it's a little gear excuse me excuse me I'm just I'm just trying to get this guy first you can't can't block that one he's absolutely dead I'll I'll take I'll take these these make degrees have a rocket launcher oh there we go okay hold left bumper to equip okay hang on why are they mooving like cows is there a reason for that and when they start doing that they're gone we're learning greetings cyborg oh show yourself oh my chin dude just cut off my chin [Music] uhoh I am Prototype lq 84i all autonomous ugs feature highle onboard artificial additional prototyping device enables verbal communication I possess an intellect far beyond human Reckoning you don't say okay then what's the meaning of life why are we here what I am here to kill you damn you're not in the mood for philosophy what good is an intellect if you can't use it your cting is pointless I love how it's like each fight has to be like a philosophy lecture so stupid what is the purpose well let me quote some a manual C before we continue this tobacco riding where the [ __ ] is he going I'm I'm using my intellect it's it's not going well back requ the beep oh the backup's great though I can get some healing you will die you got like the camera camera is having a severe bit of problem uhoh oh my God H I think I'm just dead I think I'm just dead cannot be R what happened you are supposed to be stronger than this yeah I'm trying bars why why are they cows he is mo why are they CS here we go recovery complete get him cannot continue directive liberate Nation enure freedom oby dir intelligence is n if it's not a PRI correctly that's why you should have stayed in school cyberdog oh they have shields they're they're moving up in the world can't get him there we go fine please oh you got to hit it with the rocket launcher and then of course slice up the helicopter I got him I got him yo we we we can just hop on up I could just Ryden please do I have anything else I have a grenade got him I didn't have much of a window for [Music] that okay wait what was that what was that what what am I supposed to do when that comes up there we go yeah the game the game just wants you to figure it out out it doesn't like explaining it like yeah you'll you you'll figure out what to do most likely platoon commanders carry correct ID data for the gate use enhanced mode to figure out who to hit okay hurry and get that hand right I need to need to get his hand just murder him he somehow didn't notice I was here how did he buddy how is he okay I just killed him right you you missed them all oh well you just have to fight your sorry I I couldn't help myself Baris I see an enemy I just slice of the shreds what am I like you know those I have here's our man that woman doesn't want to shoot her she knows we're here R what's happening your heart rate [ __ ] doctor please yeah I just dodged a bullet most dangerous attack of them all all right I'm heading for the from Far women are scary I know careful Ryden you're not equipped for this scenario uhoh oh no it's the grabby boys okay hang on let me I'm going to try and get his left hand no he's he's already dead he's already dead there not even a chance really oh [ __ ] tring to make a stupid joke that's fine why get fine please I got to get I got to get his hand I got to get his hand my mind goes blank when you give me the option to slice someone in two I'm not going to like surgically remove one bit of them I'm going to dice them to a pole I was wondering when you'd come Jack the Ripper no one calls me that anymore do have where is he did they used to call you that cut from the same cloth you and I you don't know me I lost my whole family everything I I I don't know who Ryden is H or so feeling is mutal but I butchered those [ __ ] oh God my family's Killers that's when I realized I am a killer too and a good one at that and then I met him who and I knew what I had been missing his ideals gave my life meaning ideals Jack what are yours I protect the weak still so naive and if I must kill to protect them then so be it it seems we have Les that poor robot do why do he need to die if you would kill for your ideal then surely you are ready to die for them okay she was she was making a hand weapon why is she in so much pain doing this m she's got a lot of hands Fe MRA and there just the hand Army as well oh jeez jez just straight up flying now what how can we make that jump he's he like twirled four times they're all just waiting for me physics don't apply to ride and they they really don't I'm getting really hurt I'm getting really [Music] hurt Jesus that was so close that was so hurt M report your vitals are dropping I lost how how is she still communicating she this is how they felt there's nothing left there's nothing left how is she talking she said shattered in the pieces mission complete she's not talking to you idiots right and there's no no need it is no PL for up it is their prison but now they will be free uhoh damn crazy son of a [ __ ] r r what happened bastard blew himself up I see I mean we got him technically I'll let me I'll take those points whole arm unlock sure customize Ryan's body what what does that mean reshapes his artificial muscular whenever he's hit reducing the amount of damage take I mean that that just seems really [ __ ] good I mean I I should probably just spend what I can and just get [ __ ] I imagine so you've got some kind of Disguise lined up right yep all set hope so you'd be a little conspicuous just walking the streets relax Kev I'll blend right in this is actually the massive metal jar it's a bit of a giveway this is not a good disguise he's like yo cyborg little that guy was in Shu what's the point of the disguise we're going in the sewers anyway what was the point of the disguise we didn't even use it he left his hat already it says here the locals say black crocodiles live in those sewers so you know watch out that's not a crocodile going to take out that quit want to attract too much attention down there I'm I'm working on it I'm working on it right Ryan's not do too much of a Parry on him he slice his AR off go out Ry okay I'm I'm hacking him the bit he is destroying me he's destroying me no Parry is not working too well on this lad what Ryden no no R I'm going to be hearing this a lot all right all right you've got no legs there we go we got there I I'll take my C I don't I got to I got to take him out cuz I'm got I'm going to accidentally aggro him later oh on my end it just makes more sense it just makes more sense here we go got him we're getting we're getting better don't worry I'll save you I'm going to hack him the pieces my [Applause] mistake uhoh kid you got to go kid you got to go I I'm just getting knocked out like Go kid I'll handle it like don't worry I got it oh kid I got this of course I just have to wait for the instantly kill him button to come online call me Ryden me name George like Georgetown George and just like all America got they have the additional subtitles Street need dress like the mafia say boy you want a job well the worst going to happen now but that mother scun don't put me on a r boat they pack us all big do container next thing we know we here at a jumie lab all kids like you yeah a lot of Bo but then we been over here what them SC want to do snuff us out just snuff us out they want to kill us George I need oh God Ryden R he's talking to you you don't don't need to like apprehend him George George you got to give me the information I can't let you leave if what he said is true about the organs we need to hurry agreed riding out riding out he's really going to say like it's riding time or something before the end like I was joking about like the title being like it's rising time you know I think he's actually going to say it I would not put it past him it's it's a box oh how's that going to help oh it's for medical supplies that could work actually the self aware can I can I equip the Box amazing I'm sorry I'm just having a bit of trouble getting out the door just oh for YouTube sake it's just me I'm just on my way to the doctor's office oh it's a it's a f institution you guys have here you like what you've done with the place and all these walkways you've laid out for me just regular old medical the of them I'm dead I'm just going to die here yeah just just set me free just set me free it's better this way is now time for the stealth up why does the Box do nothing there any spines I could take no no there we go it's not moving it's not moving it's not moving Ryden please R holy [ __ ] man what rden no he's just spinning get the guy on his own first down there come on just work jents in in your own time in your own time guys guys I'm not even fun of a fight was okay yeah you got that this cannot be there we go you are supposed to be stronger than this Ryden Ryden why would you just stand still for like 10 seconds what's going on man with this Vu box just sit tight here a while there we go okay all right okay I can I can take one Ryden please please jump to the side Ryden Ryden please jump to the side Ryden Ryden buddy buddy just sack up the pieces yes we you should find a terminal there something they use to upload Mission parameters to the ugs and something I can use to access the lab's main server perhaps But first you need to take a doom wait what a doom a digital optical out proxy you take a [ __ ] R interface with the terminal you had a big burrito for lunch ride you know you need to get that out of your system if you want to be uh combat ready oh no no no no how thought you Ste I'm I accidentally vaulted over the fence look it's fine we can we can manage it from here we can manage it remember Ryden it's a stealth Mission oh wait I silently swing my sword that's how I get them apparently this guy is not going to he's not paying attention to me half the time give me spine uh okay God this is where they make the aru for the McDonald's Happy Meals they're just here okay I'm going to try really hard to get his left hand that's a little bit more that's so hard to line up oh we're going to use this dude okay Splendid it is all ours cuz now we could use it to look play the rest of the game with the hand monster try latching onto Cyborg's heads from behind then an shock should knock them unconscious there we go he just turned instantly but he lost interest too why he like swung around kicked must have been the wind I just plug myself in it's pretty authentic experience to any USB device if they want it more accurate they should have turned turn around the first time doesn't fit again and then you turn it around again and then it fits that's typically typically how it goes a Serv here for them and the cities they burn totally not evil Gathering the donors required signicant investment yes holy [ __ ] it's Peter Griffin okay hang on all right his left hand no no why did it do that there we go oh wait perfect that that's just I did it there didn't I I don't know where it's gone oh it's the only bit that got sliced off I don't believe this oh I can take it I'm just seeing this ending over here for funsies uh I just got to wait for him to come forward a bit go get get out of the way get out of the way I think I can power your tank oh I got him I need to pared the T enter me he just fell over there we go thank [Music] pared Care Now careful Ryan careful Ryden you're such a clut you're such a CL hack off that small piece of it there you go camera glitches out that's how you know we're making progress just keep going keep going we can get more than this small panel right now R we so badly hurt oh thank God we made it Jee CA was struggling I knew I'd seen that guy before Kevin I'm so badly injured as in so Sten Armstrong we need to hit him first and hit him hard where it counts no Ryden no I know what you're thinking and just know Colorado is in America and America has these things called laws my God not the laws and governing body of Denver America famously the only country with loss that's true not no other country has them you know that's that's why I have freedom that's why I have Liberty that device is filled with synthetic blood plasma it can slow the metabolism of a harvested organ circulating this plasma to sustain oxygen levels you can preserve an arm a brain any body parts for several hours doctor what does this have to do with wory freezing and wide I could not see make sure you get me some more left hands off the organs of the children they were told to dispose of unbelievable you would best hurry right like he's so nonchalant still about it where it's like well perhaps they're looking to sell like like know the children off and their organs and Ryan's response is like damn that sucks like basically his response yeah oh here they are they stop right there surrender or decide the needs of the many or the needs of the few what is this a David cage Choice Geor the kids are suffering all this is going on that's all I needed to hear stop it now Ryden Ryden the kids being Gass in there I swear R I think I sliced through George as well my accuracy wa are we just not going to save the kids is that it but this just what about the kids Ryden the kids oh Mar a uniform a loock you know I feel I feel a lot better about this perilous situation y ninja brother George good to see you up and about George is okay that's all I needed to [Music] hear it yearns to bathe in the blood of your enemies but you hold it back yeah just remember that okay Ryan's just now having a James Bond car sequence shoots and then says pull over hey pull over no just tried to murder you we have laws in America Ryan you need to understand this [Applause] [ __ ] you [ __ ] why did he holy [ __ ] oh my he he used a rocket launcher in the middle of the city there's so many civilians I will Patrol ahead military cyborg you are not licensed to operate in this area you're in violation of state and federal law guess you better arrest me then 183 104.7 threatening a peace officer deadly force is authorized it's deadly force already why did they have to site the law when they've already like they started negotiations by opening fire there was classified data ined in that did I get a hand fa I actually got a hand by accident I think I love the subtle political commentary like the cops shooting you with an RPG you know it's pretty difficult to notice if you pay close attention to Metal Gear Horizon it does have some slight political commentary on our society I don't think we should cannibalize children for or organs I don't care if that's legal know it's really Nuance take and commentary that really changes the way we see society when you really think about it Boris listen to me that VR training they'll be warped into killing machines they'll be set on PS civilians it'll be one atrocity after another someone hanging out here hello there man officially Maverick Incorporated condemns you and your actions as unlawful and a pain in the [ __ ] officially and unofficially I'll do all I can over the codec to help I do not like what those mudi are doing any more than you we we have to attack the cardboard cut out that's of what why how does that work nice hiding spot wonder where he learned that from it the hiding spot has not gone well for him the hiding spot has really not worked out holy [ __ ] Ryden like that's just messed up [ __ ] me [ __ ] me like even the carrots are like a [ __ ] this I just I just signed up for the pension plan in the forest I'm not doing this today I don't want to be like ripped through like 500 pieces oh he's got a hammer it's fine please e he's only got an arm left how was he still standing he we got him okay nice work Ryden jeez I mean it's dark presumably they can't see me right got away for that other guy to to stop walking into the wall there I'm going to I'm going to just take them out God damn it okay all right if you get that attack it's a little bit easier good to know you will exit into an evacuated commercial District security is heavy but you need not worry about collateral damage when engaging the enemy about time finally I can cut loose hey h I've been I've been holding back all this time obviously man's man's been eviscerator and it's like oh no all those cyborgs you've killed up to now maybe they weren't kids but they were people you ever think about them when you're chopping them into hamburger they're adults they made their choice sure they Ryden you sliced a man into 4117 pieces it's just a bit sick in the head R usually they're it was already dead those Battlefield emotions that the Nanos Suess listen to them what are you talking about he is K Ryan's about to realize that killing is bad the way he killed all the others oh God please God don't let me die let's do this this is a fair little punk listen closely now die this now watch my wife son die oh my God godamn I took my leg I needed a job I didn't know what I was signing up for is something the matter Ryden know that one Austin Powers bit where no one thinks of the henchman's families oh just F yes there we go there we go that's just uh just make our way through oh thank God we're back to combat you know let me get a real nice combo on this guy oh I've been looking forward to slicing him into some pieces got to make guacamole out here oh I want to try a new technique it's to see how much pain I can inflict while the body's still alive here I go yeah finally a game without any political commentary or metaphors for me just non-stop action Samuel's Behavior does not matter match established parameters you know him affirmative we served together on three previous missions he proved most Meto games aren't always subtle about the political stuff no no surely not Dependable what what do you mean Ryan's got depression oh my head I just watched a YouTube video essay on spec Ops the Line I don't know how I feel about this business now there he is wait okay I I think I bugged the game is your or is that think I bugged it tell yourself [ __ ] you how pleased you are to chop away Jack the Ripper my name is Monsoon of the Winds of Destruction it's a hell of a name yeah I guessed as much wait how how how did you guess that Ryan how does he know it oh yeah Monsoon of the Winds of destruction of course who saves the weak from the man who saves the weak oh not not we're not I see we're not done with the metaphors you're the ones exploiting them riddle me this B their weakness it does have that energy Free Will is a myth religion is a joke controlled by something the DNA of the Soul wait what they are the cult what does that have to do with anything oh the man is Zed out of his mind it's like 400 a.m. and he's been on an Ask Reddit thread for relationship advice he's had too much internet he's had too much after the Patriots I thought I could walk off the battlefield and into a normal life but here I am surrounded by death arguing for philosophy with terrorists in America my friends my family God bless America helped me forget the devil inside y cuz that's what Ryan's fighting for Liberty I was Bor freedom but you all this is a wakeup call to what I really believe what I really am what are you saying I'm saying Jack is back all take here all your philosophy and I'm going to become a hard killer oh what doctor turn off my pain Inhibitors what this this is madness what are you doing [Music] Ryden oh my God he shouldn't be alive anymore this is my normal my nature you've lost your mind haven't we all in this world riddle me this [Music] Batman [Music] welcome to my Twisted mind iame you love I don't understand what's happened still why why is Ryden like possessed by a demon suddenly why don't I give you a demonstration I don't actually understand what's happened to all I think it's time for yeah he's gone Joker mode let's go I'm all for it but I I have no idea what's happening just got to keep blocking oh God what you what you going to do bud this one's on methe power okay you you you're supposed to slice it oh yeah let me slice up that car hey slice a bit of them which bit are we looking for Welcome to My Utopia of death just slightly like move the car out of the way of the helicopter I probably just move out of the way and it be as effective here slice it more where is he even getting more cars how many are here I thought I thought I could slice it what what even hit me was okay I know it hit me there don't like Jack the Ripper is that like that's just like his demon mode or something he's just super strong about it he doesn't like doing that that's that's I'm trying to piece it together Ryden but at 100% power level your M cut off your memes SP hang wait do I have anything oh [ __ ] no it's aover wait how do okay how do I use it how do I use the recovery item oh my God okay that makes a huge difference God that makes the game significantly easier just knowing that I can't believe we went that long just keep going how long is this fight how long is this encounter got to do this again it's a NeverEnding fight it just keeps going wait repair how many tanks are there okay this is going too far Bud checkpoint reach now what rer you're dead oh I think I fcked it it we got him Jesus it took so long kill or be killed don't be ashamed it's only nature running its course your means and here Ryden I'm fine Kevin relax I'll get the brains I don't want this for anyone else oh of course we're still on the Quest for children's brains I'm sorry sir our business hours for the day have ended we are looking forward to your visit she sounds a bit robotic if you do not comply I will need to contact local law I okay she she is a robot Ripper mode information was in that memory does this just just do more damage right get him stop running stop where's he going where's he there we go it's fine please I need to get him hang on oh hang on bud hang on the Call's very important it's time time to end the turret sequence it's not my problem purposes the building just going to ignore him Ryan doesn't understand doors what is what is this kachima why why is this is here what happens if you attack it nothing why is that even here that's my boy why no yeah that's my boy Ryan you're a real man for doing that game please do not every enemy you encounter it's okay doctor I'm about to go sicko mode oh wait no the current objective is just clear the area use a ninja run it's like I'm not supposed to be fighting them am I am I even supposed to stop and fight you don't I'll take your spine I'll take your spine remember Ryan no longer hears the voices anymore too that were telling him about all the Gars families and the like so now he can really just go to town on them with no like guilty conscience all these Sliders in the area perhaps they could be put to use am I am I supposed to my okay R what's the plan after you get this one do tell okay yeah just running up the building holy [ __ ] why didn't we start with this this would have made the job easier beats taking the stairs I mean I mean this has to be the set piece for something so someone on the dev team just worked really hard modeling this and it's like hey can I put it in the game it's like yeah sure oh wait you're so close why are you fire from that rid you you've got you've got no arms left how is he still yeah you're beded everywhere man what point do you just call it okay his toes are very important my apologies Ryden I seem to have fallen behind no worries wolf you're you're useless you've like really not helped he's the best doggo he's a good boy I hate him you cannot save every street all he does like remember I'm smash I have come I hate you your actions are rooted in affinity for those from oh just hang up with them that's what Roger just hang up on him the server room the freight elevator just ahead thanks doctor doctor I got got him got him he just fell over anyway oh I've been working hard on that on that sick flip in gymnastics class I just want to get that in allam here how tall is this building by the way cuz I we've been going up a while is that also after he's already climbed a fair bit of the building yeah we literally ran up the side of the building this is like the space elevator to the Moon apparently oh it's like robot version of the French lady no if I get I I've got her weapon though and I've also got sio mode oh I don't I don't know if she's a strong she's like trying to get some extra arms on her like quickly come to me B our own weapon is so powerful against her this deals with all the enemies like look at that that's so much that's so much okay she she can't be long for the world at this point oh my God okay I got her I really got her Jesus wait what okay they have body doubles just keep swinging just keep swinging he's gradually taking some damage he's got to beat down his body Ry please okay we're good don't disrup the students while class is in session I believe you're familiar with the lesson plan the same regimen you went through in Liberia effective program just look how you oh here he is I'm just going to slowly make my way to the stairs my man just keep M I'm going to sneak up in you think a shin new body as a graduation present another thing you have in common yeah I can't Advance anymore shows this they're kids you son of a [ __ ] and kids are cruel say you bring this whole place down Walts out of the rubble with all these precious brains nothing changes all the guys in charge along G we've got offices around the world I I saw lot of brains anyway none of this will matter in 3 hours demand for pmc's is about to Skyrocket like the good old days after 911 what are you talking about I'm sorry I think we need to stop this guy politics and Metal Gear are as subtle as a frying pan to the face how's this Jack we can play up here without damaging the merchandise what happens in 3 hours don't matter you're too late even at M two you wouldn't make it and killing you is going to take some time slow and painful he here we go got to slice through a lot of shields like I said k a Cru Jack and I'm very he's got like a face on his chest you can be cooler than that Jack I'm going to have to go real like super sicko mode to get through this guy got to get through his shield no don't don't do that I don't need it just run away himo [ __ ] Invincible run away actually I could just run a small circle around you can't lay a finger on me buddy your strategy is not really working that well you're already on like 20% I want to see if I can beat him without like slicing The Shield oh look again that's not what the game particularly wants there we go son of [ __ ] you got he's just dead okay maybe not quite quickly run you you can just run down the building if needs be it's really not that bad oh God how tall is this building we didn't even fall that long this [ __ ] house of leaves in here we did not fall that long yeah let's just get him with this Christ just slice his face up a bit oh my it's over the man got turned into paste there's no there's nothing left how are you call like your organs are disconnected it from the parts of your brain that would enable speech and your brains like been put a blunder too much it's nothing the president he's on his way to Pakistan if something happens to him there oh [ __ ] the war on terror are two we've had the Prime Minister now it's the president an rlv would make it with time to spare that's mock 23 if we're talking one atmosphere 17,000 650 mph that would make Pakistan in under half an hour I can do it contact I'm going I run real fast uh-oh [ __ ] this is a transport Chopper how defensive don't worry doctor I'm going to jump on the ship I'll handle this he's going for it here we go a nice flight and people say Germans aren't funny what here he goes all right bring the chopper around I love how it's like sword is now just like a joystick to steer it he's got a slice in it too Jesus Christ ran okay we can catch him we can catch him just touch the blades Jesus this CH got cut off again I am sorry my friend your sacrifice will not be forgotten I guess it's all up to Dr doctor Ryan's dead that was quite the fall Ryden I'm glad to see that you are all right it's time you got out of them you bars on the phone like yeah Jesus you're all right sacrifice will not be forgotten uh this is do the trick I need your bike thank you for your cooperation I'm pretty sure whoever owned that bike has like fled the state oh how's it going metal dog oh I have analyzed his words and actions I am unable to ascertain his motivation fancy meeting you here we're in the middle of nowhere let's dance going to need to go super super sicko mode we become all powerful when our blocking abilities now oh a good time Jack does he just not want it not good enough like he's right next to you man he just he just want lost the excuse to go get start [Music] kicking now this is a fight he's finally going to pick it up again I can't get him there oh go back here I can keep running at you all day let me me just take a strap oh just just keep juggling him just keep juggling him there we go this ends [Music] here over I think we got him he is dead he barely had any cyborg enhancements was this outcome necessary I mean evidence it it probably was though cuz you know he he was trying to stop us and and attack us but no I mean he he was working for the people harvested children brains no actually the more you think about it the more monstrous he kind of was like he's literally helping a company h of his children's organs to make them super soldiers Ren we have less than one hour hurry Roger that oh we got to go quick quickly run the rest of the way to Pakistan's just on the monitor good Diva why are you uh Mr Ryden sir where is she out of you've arrived hi there stranger hey you're looking good I I don't know who this is supposed to be you built that yep it makes sense if you play it I'll take your word for it you it's mighty impressive considering she's 12 please off Allon and portable gaming devices and remember oh [ __ ] my Nintendo switch iang better check out my animal cross and New horiz Island before we take off so this this is how we're getting there in like half an [Music] hour going back to him oh I don't like his facial expressions M okay I'm just go in just go in Ste is a vital part of metal gear Sal I mean not really in this one though like I don't think the game play even encourages that too much you'd have a miserable time if you tried to be sneaky in this one let me just collect this inconspicuous carboard box that's left by the wall you see that see that as a box Ryden there is no time to worry about the soldiers get to the control tower ah but I Pro I could probably take him I could probably like I mean I might as well while I'm here you know it just just feels wrong they I think Dad is more bloodthirsty than half the characters in this game I I'm just like a combat like mechanic man like you know like if you give me enemies to kill even if they're like just out of Harm's Way doing no wrong like in my head it's like well they they got to go you you can't just put an enemy there and expect me to like not instantly murder him if you didn't want me to kill him why' you put him in the game you don't half ass these things you give it a full ass important let's cut off this Poor Man's legs oh you're still alive you're not still alive are you how how are you still going that is on a mission okay he's going to he's gearing up his attack he's getting closer he does have a rocket launcher I don't think he can get us anymore yeah you know what bud we're just going to let you make your way in the world no even the game's like you must finish the enemy now he despawned oh no my dog I don't care to too much [Music] about it is the metal gear rise in revengeance well if it isn't Saucy Jack oh he's busy too late I'll keep you from your meetings sorry Senator Armstrong impressive little toy you've got there what your plans ends here idiot you're not ending our plan you're expanding it checked the internet lately it's full of memes about his property and franchise Ryan someone posted photos of what's happening on the Bas the whole world is up in arms show me I got so many [ __ ] posts someone drew fan art of what but the president was saved and yet American blood was spilled by Americans besides a few dozen soldiers is tragic but nothing to start a major war over that's just a spark son the Patriots they knew war was good for the economy four years later their legacy lingers on the memes they left us their great isms nationalism unilateralism materialism the M welcome maxims for those with no Fai without guiding principles of their own give yourself up the hole no need to better yourself you're American you're number one how is this game real Patriots planted the seed we don't need them around to filter and Foster their memes any longer oh my God spreen them just find ourselves we've got our own social channels woman and child We're All Sons of a Patriots now we have to stop his memes seen the source of my memes gak I'm afraid we must deal with you oh he's powering up he's going to Pilot it okay here we go this has to be the final boss like if this is the fin of Boss we're going to the [ __ ] Moon after this you know like let's go stop Metal Gear excelsius [ __ ] don't really know what to do don't really know what to do probably probably Dodge them probably Dodge them oh we should have stayed up there R he couldn't get us why'd you go back down don't worry Jack we can start this new war my genius intellect let me L wildly and demonstrate a fraction of my power hey what are you doing with that butter knife the of oh no it's America the strongest force of all only destroyed my second leg and I really should take better care of my Mech Co are you I've still like two more of these wait wait what are you doing how strong is he come on look at him go that was only 5% you could just get his ankles a few times this isn't really hurting him oh no it is okay we I think we got him I think we got him how how how fine do we need to die something just keep going there we go we got we got to make like a fine salad out of this L he's been gred into cheese right just just stop there it'll just let you do that forever apparently he's okay apparently he's all right I don't have time for this oh here we go he's going to chadow the power a he's ready let's go the hell are you thinking played college ball you know at some cushy Ivy leak School oh God I don't think his competition stood much of a chance in then the college leagues try University of Texas oh no if I hadn't joined the Navy I'm not one of those belt W pansies I could break the Pres in two he trained in Hell itself oh there he God don't [ __ ] with this Senator oh my [Applause] God we have to defeat the senator oh no he's so strong he's so strong nice ni [Music] KN he's too [Music] powerful why' he stop the laugh typical politician big promises but all talk what jump start the econom [Applause] what a load of [ __ ] oh that's the B he takes issue with just the economy your pocket nothing to do with like the children's brains being harvested anymore you've got no principles you're just a corrupt politician I do need capital and votes want to know why I have a dream what that one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny a land of the truly free damn it he's really he's really dropping that quote with the Law changes to suit the individual not the he's like harvesting children's brains a fact where they belong in the hands of the people I have freedom where every man is free to think to act for himself [ __ ] all these liic lawyers and chcken bu he's got to punch his way to the top 247 internet spew of trivia and celebrity actually Armstrong I think we can agree on a point there [ __ ] American Pride [ __ ] the media he's just against the world all of it he's just against the world America's diseased run to the core there's no saving it we need to pull it out by the roofs wipe the slay clean burn it down and From the Ashes a new America will be born evolve but unch the weak will be CED and the strongest will Thrive free to live as they see fit they'll make America great again oh he what the hell are you tell wait what year did this come out again oh no 2013 in oh okay no it's a Reagan quote okay all right will die in recent times I feel like the meting of that particular sentiment has been transformed not for money not for oil Trump must have played right every man will be free to fight his grone Wars I'll rid this world of pointless Wars Jack he's just dusting him off I was wrong you're not greedy game ends your bat [ __ ] insane wait a minute what you you weren't born poor you've never been hungry you don't know what it's like to fight and steal and kill just to survive but you did survive through sheer force of will following your own set of rules with your own two hands you took back your life and now I'll take yours they still having like a philosophy debate he's too powerful he's too [Laughter] powerful he's we can't beat him he's too strong why won't you die Nan machine son they Harden in response to physical trauma he's just too strong he just levels up he gets more powerful but he is shortsighted despite all this and needs his glasses oh you cat without contacts in time to it's a very different fight oh our dog's going to save [Music] us die you piece of [ __ ] we're like embeded in the like the machine somehow we're okay all right I think we're about done here R well begin playback two years I've been working towards this and on the last day Blondie has me doubting the whole thing we'll leave it up to fate then shall we Wolfie a d to the death Sam Sam is helping us from Beyond the Grave if I die here the lock on my blade will disable after a couple hours what happens after that is up to you Wolfie I have established new parameters now created my own directives like faces cut in two there can you can you feel the metaphors Ryden Dam much I'm strong I said my sword was a tool of Justice not used in Anger not used for vengeance I didn't say anything about Sam sword now I'm not so sure and besides this isn't my sword this is the revenge on N blade he's taking off his glasses Let's Dance sure I like you here we go you another here we oh my god oh I can't I can't even get near him he's got 191% health no the sword the sword I so desperately need okay we punch we don't need the sword anymore we don't need the sword oh wait no I I think I could actually pick it up hang on there we go he's unleashing all his power [Music] okay wait wait hang on did I not slice it right I thought I [Music] did that going to work me oh he's got a thing on him I can't get him oh no that's what that meant get hurt that hurt okay he's up point one we just got to tap him we just got to tap him no Senator i s at her Polie he's so [Music] close I'll blow you away just keep sing [Music] [Music] it he's still not falling down that is Hur war will continue as an institution as industry men will fight for reasons they don't understand and causes they don't believe in we did it right and we defeated politics but at least I'll leave a worthy successor you jack Jesus Christ deep inside we how is he still talking Kindred Spirits you man just doesn't want to die I have excellent news we are approved the new Corporation is established nice work doc I guess the world's cyborg Staffing firm is officially open for business that's a great little aside for construction and long-term nursing care but this is just the beginning the potential for new roles cyborgs can play is Limitless and we're sure this isn't child labor the older children can work now they're literally just disembodied brains how how does that actually work hang on hang on just give me one oh he's joined us this this one actually is child labor the back at the brains side this actually is where did that come from well you know Armstrong's dead so everything's okay to some people he'll always be Jack the Ripper still still don't understand what's going on there um but I imagine I have missed several games in the franchise the and I know is a [Music] hero watch watch me go sicko mode again that's just the game all right what what a train wreck of a game don't get me wrong had a great time but what a mess revenge in isn't even a word like I'm pretty sure Furious Act of Revenge I'm looking it up do use violence to attain peace oh no no this definition is coming from Metal Gear rise and revengeance that doesn't count the dictionary definition is just consult in the name of this game oh wait submitted by the status this word is being monitored for evidence of usage no one's using it oh that's really [Music] funny

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Id: EUYCjYfGzIk

Length: 98min 59sec (5939 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 10 2024