BACK TO BACK COOKING CHALLENGE VS MY GIRLFRIEND

yo guys welcome to back to back we're here in sorted foods kitchen uh and as you guys know i don't know how to cook talia does however so she's gonna teach me how to cook something without seeing what i'm doing this is gonna go so wrong if it helps it can't go worse than ninja i'm just gonna go with it i don't know how else to describe the sandwich that you need to make okay onion okay i actually don't know how to cook at all by the way okay chop the ends off which ends an end is subjective with a circle sure this is gonna stress me out isn't it okay now peel it with my hands with the peeler no what [Music] with your hands did you ask to use a peeler on an onion john can you help me you're peeling an onion would you need help for this like i can't i can't get to the i'm already crying oh do you know how to dice an onion for the viewers at home maybe explain it okay you basically cut an onion into small cubes this you are terrible at explaining so i just decided to like numb it up so chef it up yeah what was that noise the sound of your cut seemed wrong what like that i don't know i'm doing it right john's looking at me like i'm an idiot these are not squares john i don't know how to do this and i'm crying again [Music] how small am i going small as small as you want is absolutely fine ah my eyes okay because i know you don't particularly like onions so it's nice i hate onions very sensitive eyes she said dices not cubes a cube is a 3d shape a keyboard is a 4d shape whoa schools talia i'm done yay grab your carrot and peel it trying my hardest not to make a sex joke uh okay now thinly slice it um from like base to base so it's like small circles wait what thinly slice it yeah not length ways they're not going to be long they're going to be circles okay i'm actually going to cut my finger off okay john take a video and upload it on side plus okay i reckon i'm about done there you're eating this carrot aren't you yeah i'm not a carrot fan stop laughing every time i say the word carrot how thinly slice like you're chopping it finely same as your onions now my onions are a lot bigger than this okay that's that's pretty good in it okay i'm done grab your pan put it on the like a just one of the smaller rings right pan smaller ink a generous layer of olive oil to cover the entire i'm not looking oh that yep i was about to grab something else to cover the entire bottom [Music] extra virgin it's made for me uh grab the bowl and stick all your mints in there colby i've spilt a little bit take a sausage and you're gonna skin it peel the skin off this is disgusting might be a veggie after this right you're going to take half of that once it's out and and hand smash it into the mince okay you want to just mix it in yeah this is gross right an egg crack it in an egg yeah you want me to get salmonella i'm really bad at eggs this feels like moisturized testicles okay and now take a piece of bread take the crusts off i'm not five james that was actually really close was it right now you take them to the sink yes and you wet them so you pull the water over them and soak them italians are weird you know italian's really weird you're saying my nonna is weird by saying this is it that's italian yes and yes i'm saying she's weird wow i see this let's get your job me massaging my meat does this get you going jordan um yeah sure yeah yeah i could tell i can see it i think i've done talia yeah you ready for the next bit uh just making sure there's no hard meat no hard meat here james sammy sammy i mean you're filming me so oh yeah that's weird all right now what um okay and now you're gonna make the meatballs so you take a i mean you've seen the size of regular there's not big meatballs we're not doing those we're doing a meatball the size of give me a sport what sport is always talking american football no football no tennis and ping pong [Music] a ball bag size yeah see that meatball that's it's pretty pog that isn't it it's better than talia's it was smoother i think top simon's balls look better than tyler yours does look like a sack more that's what i'm saying there's like an angry sack an angry sack i don't know it's an angry sack this looks like it's been abused a bit what what so i have one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen right well mine might be too big uh okay i need to restart but before you before you restart let's open the um tomato sauce italia did it all in like a minute you literally said john you said talia's look like this i'm not gonna look at the food but john how dare you how many one or two two into things just pour it all in there what just pull the whole thing in both of them start with one okay have you poured one in yeah oh okay right so you need to you need to take this blender is there a plug somewhere [Music] right oh there's one what i forgot an ingredient wow to redo the meatballs what yeah back into the you just you've made me redo them twice what are you doing just throwing my meat around right so see how much i've used there no well you can see what's missing from the triangle yeah do that into the meatballs see this it's some prime cheesing i have no idea how much you've used right we're going to move on to cooking the meatballs what about the other tomato i mean i'll put that in yet has she ever told me to put that in you have never told me to put this in i said put the one in blend it and then you just put the other one in she never said that did you rewind the tape both of them start with one you didn't say put the second lot of tomato sauce in here which creates such a hostile environment you know my meatballs can't succeed in this kind of environment okay that's looking glorious this uh honestly this meal is gonna be banging you're going to taste it and you're going to be like what i think i'm going to be really impressed you know i'm um turning my meatballs onto the sides to cook the sides obviously i'm not an idiot talia all right i'm just looking for anything no that's the point of video well then don't tell me i want to tell you then ah ah this is like electric shocks all over again oh this one just fell apart a lot of them are falling apart right now okay they're very different colors what the sauce is no the meatballs our meatballs are different colors how brown should they be a regular normal meat brown and then slightly darker brown in a couple of places [Music] what color are they really dark yeah i think mine are done have you nuked them you sabotaged me here ah i like my meatballs a little bit more well done you know all right i has a restaurant yeah i have meatballs well done we're now going to put the meatballs in the sauce i'm just going to literally place one place them in with my spoon i don't know how i don't know how i could have done this this wrong i'm then going to show you scrap though you might hate it so you're taking this bread i've got a piece yeah and then you skip a bit of oil and the meat what just use it like a sauce like ketchup yeah this [Music] like that maybe i don't think this is right [Music] i'm not gonna lie most of the oil is just it's all dried now i don't know how this has happened i think i've just eaten dried oil [Laughter] right we're gonna take one of our tins do i not need to wash it first no the whole point is that you get some of the tomato and then you pour it into the sauce oh now it's like soup it's very soup like it does look exactly like kind tomato soup it does ignore the color no the the color is not the issue here how watery it is felt like i felt like it was good before i added water you know uh right pot what pot oh i gave you one sorry yelling drugs fill it up with water how much it's like three quarters [Music] it's quite annoying you know i feel like i've feel like i've done well it's gonna be watery see how she doesn't tell me i can hear her opening the pasta yeah i'm not using it yet i'm not going to do anything with it it's getting more sauce like yeah it's reducing down all right einstein thanks it keeps spitting everywhere i don't want to guess on my brand new not away also he matched me no i put them on first no i was like your house i wore them to his house turned up in them and then we left and he picked the same i put them on and then she went oh my god we could wear the same ones it'd be really cute hashtag goals that's what she said yeah that's exactly why i said no so now we just need to do the pasta yeah and then we're done yep you did salt the water i told you salted yes yep because you actually told me to do that one these naked sausages are staring at me oh that's such that was a madness i'm so warm but i've got that hole in my top i'm actually boiling i'm just gonna just no one look at my heart i didn't finish the word i didn't finish the word are we having the pasta al dente that means to the dentist for those non-italian speakers it doesn't does because a dentist you obviously have to use your teeth more and you know if you were eating hard things you'd have to go to the dentist and al dente is a little bit harder is that am i wrong yes what does it mean with bite where do you where do you get your bite tested the dentist you tried the pasta now i like to live life on the edge you mean you're just going to wait for me to try it and take it out what about throwing at a wall does that not work no i think it does if you throw it all in it sticks it's well overcooked that is an english people thing that you are absolutely banned from doing did you just throw a password yeah it didn't it didn't stick of course it didn't stick it's not ready okay colander actually before the colander i want you to get a spoon you're gonna take a bit of the water what a little bit of the pasta water don't say don't say put it in my sauce and you're gonna put it into this i don't what is this i think a spoon it's weird in it [Music] good for a block nose okay and then you're gonna get some tongs um and you're gonna sort of pull the pasta up and when you put it on the plate yeah you're gonna like kind of twist it twist it yes and it goes into almost like a little ball right i don't know what i'm doing with this i wouldn't be happy if i got served this i'll be honest [Music] would you be happy it looks a bit b tech it does doesn't it very b tech i love it you know right oh god how much have you put on a little bit oh no no no you need the cheese i want to give you a choice people want to add no i don't want to give you a choice all right okay well we're done all right so we made tag taliatelli italia with meatballs uh do you want to see mine first or let's see what it should look like and should oh god mine looks [Music] okay it doesn't look great it doesn't but it all right uh yeah i didn't place them on top it's a little let's go that way it looks cleaner okay i went with four i thought you know let my guests sleep right since it's right though can we can we try yours first [Music] move on to the you know the main the main deal you know what didn't do why does it taste of nothing it's not it's not great oh no no i agree i put my heart and soul into this it tastes of nothing you know what it tastes watery i blame you i put just as much if not more water in than you i don't know what i've done i think to be fair we've been seasoning to taste because there's no measurement of yeah i haven't been using it today oh i'm so upset do you guys want to try it i'd start with that yeah people no you've got you're a psychopath come on use the pasta as well no no he's wait wait till he has to wait till he has the pasta first what's like about the eater like that by the way no no he tasted nothing i mean this granted i do think need salt but it's better they both on there go on set it's a lot nicer it's a lot nicer look at his eyes he's having flashbacks to mama i saw him literally i saw him put it in his mouth and go looks like he got hit with a wave of happiness it's because i don't understand how we use the same like i don't know what you did all right all right it's it's not going to kill you come on it does look a bit like dog food oh wow it's a meatball look how he's holding the fork watch it look he's like this okay watch him go to your food before he even tastes it i want to be like this you've just eaten a bit of meat you had no sauce hit short okay fine bit of sauce yeah [Music] that was there's a crunchy bit that was fun no no no he's he's not he's trying to violate me that's what it is a crunchy bit in the past though is that eggshell no he's trying no there was no egg shell there was no egg shell john it's like cardboard it's nice if it was cardboard yeah go on yeah go on that's mad because like it is the same ingredients but that's that is you are you look like no no no no something's happened off camera while i was i think while i was getting water or something something's happened doesn't matter good what's happened that's really nice all right all right [Music] simon's bad what did you do so someone did something please someone did something there is no way that mine tastes like this well there you go i've cooked for you yeah you know what he's right never again exactly that was my whole plan thank you guys for watching uh thank you sorted food for letting us use the kitchen as well and thank you talia for showing me up on my own channel thanks for watching and peace

Channel: Miniminter

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Length: 17min 23sec (1043 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 17 2021