doctor strange multiverse of madness humor | this universe sucks!

doctor strange dr west i haven't seen you in a while i was a little preoccupied being dust there for five years you're welcome well i was gone and thank you for asking i lost both my cats you know essential custom to bow in the presence of the sorcerer's supreme yes i'm aware of the customs glass of bread please allow me miss ah a little too on the nose not for you at my wedding ah that was perfect it was never gonna work out why not because steven you have to be the one holding the knife i always respected you for it but i couldn't love you for it how long you had that one in the barrel yeah i was gonna ask the same question hey kid glad that you're happy i really really am are you i'm happy what did that creature want with you where are your parents take her back to the sanctuary thank you she took my sling she took you slightly how much experience do you guys have with multiverse we have experience of the multiverse most recently there was an incident with spiderman what man spiderman he has the powers of a spider hence the name gross i'm not gonna kill you kid i just bust my ass trying to save your life remember does he look like a spider no no more like a man climbs wool shoots webs yeah bingo out of his butt no oh well maybe i don't know honestly i hope not you could use an avenger there are other avengers yeah but given the choice between the archer with the mohawk and several bug-themed crime fighters or one of the most powerful magic wielders on the planet it's an easy call giant monsters i can clearly handle but what bothers me is that last night you were in my dream [Music] you're gonna get a stomachache i'm from another universe i know my stomach works the same as yours come to commentary we'll get you back in the lunchbox if you knew there was a universe where you were happy wouldn't you want to go there i am happy no better than most with self-deception books like which means her sacrifice would be for the greater good well you can kiss the lunchbox goodbye so the person you went to ask for help and told exactly where i am is the person that's trying to kill me yeah i left a very nice wedding to save a smart ass kid from getting eaten by an octopus tell me christine's you went holy you married christine do you mind yes i do no i didn't yes ancient custom choose your words wisely afraid of the multiverse may depend on it got it no pressure then book of vashanti it's not real it's a fairy tale it doesn't exist actually it does i found out in the secret book you get when you become sorcerer's super airlit unbelievable you're not the source of supreme no i'm not the source of supreme either you're a source of his universe right yeah you have no idea just how reasonable i been yeah look at the damned calling yourself a witch conjuring creatures to abduct a kid i don't exactly call that being reasonable so that recurring nightmare where i'm running naked from a clown somewhere out there it's real somewhere out there i had a ponytail you okay you saved me i hope so that's got to violate an olderness oh i varied worse surprised you didn't puke it's not my first weird trip kid so this is new york in the multiverse there it is we go on red rule number one of multiversal travel you don't know anything other you thought it could stop whoever was after me yeah well good for other he's not here is he it's red we need to go find other other me so what's rule number two america [Music] america rule number two find food those universes we went through were we paint in one of them yeah you don't want to get stuck in there how'd you pay for that it was free food's free in most universes actually it's weird you guys have to pay for it that woman in your memory bank thing that was christine right yes that was christine how do you know her from other you were they together no they didn't talk anymore he blew it of course you didn't pay for that maybe it's not for you here pizza papa always gets paid all right pizza papa relax did you blow it with your cuisine yes i guess i did why complicated more complicated than being chased by a witch through the multiverse yes actually it is where did you get this cape from anyway oh that feels authentic it's not a cape it's a cloak and i suggest you let go give his life defeating thanos yeah see we're not all bad you took this whole suit from the strange museum didn't you strange music yeah you know yeah mordo was actually the first guy to let me in the commentary oh great and then he snapped and dedicated his life to trying to kill me oh why don't you take some mustard huh i always suspected this day would come you did yes because you always suspected this day would come [Laughter] he'll stop in a few minutes about three weeks so it may not be a demon that you face it may be the scarlet witch what why didn't you do that to begin with because that was her being reasonable this universe sucks [Music] hey let go the illuminati will see you now the illuma wadi look i don't know who you are what you think you're trying to do here but these situations don't usually work out well for the nameless scientists you are now called before the illuminati i baron carl mordo the sorcerer's supreme here your magnetic signatures could be radioactive you may be carrying diseases we just don't have treatments for hence these amazing polycarbonate fish bowls black agar bolt again keeper of the terrigen mists the inhuman king like a garboldegard hit a guy hit it there oh you guys sure must know a lot about the multiverse you've got someone going around naming realities yes me i'm the smartest man alive reed richards of the fantastic four fantastic work did you guys chart in the 60s so how do you end up working here wherever he is well i volunteered at your funeral thank you for going i'm sorry is this a joke to you well there's a guy over there with a fork on his head so yeah a little bit what were we to each other in this universe we never quite figured that out oh that's something we got in common be grateful black bolt doesn't engage you in conversation why does he have bad breath you couldn't tortle us up there this strange is even more arrogant than ours no just more alive for now so before we vote if you got anything serious to say now's the time this stephen is different he is it doesn't matter about all the other stevens you're not like them smart kid do you seriously think i'm a bigger threat than the scarlet witch oh we can handle your little witch i warned you other wander if you're in there hold your breath from our experience the greatest danger to the multiverse it turns out is dr strange wait you're dr strange earth's mightiest hero who died defeating thanos so where are we going well if there's still a sanctum in this universe then there might be another other other me while the rest of us pander together to try to stop thanos stephen has always chose to go it alone well i can see why you guys were so worried about incursions he turned to the darkhold began dreamwalking in hopes that our salvation might lie in the multiverse and guess what it didn't but he kept doing it anyway whatever happened this universe's you didn't do a very good job of stopping it i'll tell them you said that the building's been breached no genius careful the dark hole exacts a heavy tone i don't mean to be callous but how much of a heavier toll is there left to exact i know that killing steven strange was your ticket to getting the sanctum to becoming sorcerer supreme and to joining a little circus of clowns i'll let you use the dark hole if you give me your christine yeah i don't think she's gonna go for that no didn't think so i think i'm beginning to understand why your mordo didn't like you very much but doesn't a version of you need to live in that universe so that you can dreamwalk into them who said they had to be living how is this so much harder than multiversal portal [Music] how are you feeling why do you ask you use the dark coded dreamwalk into your own cards oh yeah right there it's me in other me spotty [Music] haha wait what's up what's up made some sparks great [Laughter] it's over [Music] you

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Length: 11min 8sec (668 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 17 2022