Aubrey Plaza Reads Thirst Tweets

hi my name is aubry plaza and i am here with buzzfeed to read your thirst tweets i'm just gonna say right now that i think probably 90 of these are gonna be people telling me they want me to run them over with a car or like stomp on their face or something let's do it if aubrey plaza actually reads thirst tweets i will be burying myself alive um i'm doing it so i hope that you're gonna bury yourself alive miss aubry plaza are you free on thursday because i am free on thursday so if you want to go out on thursday when i am free that would be great because i am free on thursday and thursdays when i'm free i i'm not free on thursday i'm free on never day i wish aubry plaza and matthew gray goobler were my birth parents actually no i wish i was in a throuple with them i think you need to decide if you want to be in a throuple with your parents and that's something that you should talk to your therapist about and i don't know who matthew gray gubler is i've never heard of that person in my life aubry plaza reading thirst tweets let's bring back her drinking milk trowel her nose because that was h-o-t all capitals hot exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point first of all i was snorting milk through my nose i wasn't drinking it through my nose and i don't have any milk right now so i'm not gonna do that aubrey plaza if you are listening please let me take you out on a date i am a good company i swear i'm not a sweaty person i will let you be mean oh that's enticing that's really um yeah perfect threesome question mark me aubry plaza and a tub of peanut butter that makes me feel weird i'm sorry for being thirsty on maine i'm just a huge simp for aubry plaza what is simp why does everyone say simp what is this i don't understand simp is the grossest word i've ever heard though i don't like saying it or reading it like this tweet if you would suck aubry plaza's big toe and if you don't like this tweet let me know so i can block you that i like that is just nasty and i'm into it i'm watching anger goes west and i just want to say that i would like both aubry plaza and elizabeth olsen to curb stomp me okay this is what i'm talking about i knew that most of these tweets were gonna be about stomping on your face or crushing you with high heels or running you over with a car aubry plaza is so daddy she can fix all my daddy issues i don't know that's just ironic i feel like i have daddy issues and i feel like i want my daddy to fix my daddy issues but i'll be your daddy i'd put myself on a spit roast for aubry plaza thank you so much chris and stewart and aubrey plaza step on my face challenge what is it about stepping on your face people twitter why do you want me to step on your face how did we get to this point in the world aubry plaza hot sex gorgeous good acting hilarious funny amazing person charitable busy with the two s's bussy bussy amazing sexy pretty cute emily the criminal that was a bot i think that was a bot and that was not a real person i would walk into traffic for aubry plaza i would sacrifice my firstborn for aubry plaza i would let aubry plaza kill me if she wanted to god i would do anything just to smell her hair aubry plaza is a goddess and no other human woman will ever live up to her standard again thank you so much the feminine urge to get railed by aubry plaza get railed why do you guys want me to rail you because i could aubrey plaza could choke me to death and i'd still be like nice the violence in these tweets i have nightmares about this people want me to be mean to them i don't what did i do to deserve this i'm a nice person i know everyone has a crush on aubry plaza but i would actually let her stab me again with the stabbing and the stomping and the chomping it's like a weird thing where it's like i hear i hear this so much that i don't i want to stab you i want to stab you and i would i would let jesus sick you were all sick sick little babies and you all need to be stabbed and stomped on i would let aubry plaza poke my eyeball out with a fork and step on my throat with boots with nails on them and if it pleased her well you know what it does please me petition for aubry plaza to plow me i support your petition and i don't know if i if we're gonna get there but if we do you're welcome aubry plaza i am simply just a hole for you i and i'm simply just a i'm a person i'm a human being what do you want me to do to your holes be more specific what do you want me to do to your holes twitter because i will anyway i'm looking forward to more people wanting me to stab them and um throw them into oncoming traffic i asked for this and i deserve this check out my movie emily the criminal it's coming out in theaters you can sit in the theater and imagine me stabbing your holes and railing you with my goddamn talent sick the thing is that i want to be dominated that's the thing that y'all are missing is that i want to be slapped around and choked and stabbed but whatever [Music]

Channel: BuzzFeed Celeb

Views: 7,009,087

Keywords: aubrey plaza, buzzfeed, buzzfeed thirst, celeb, celebrity, dirty tweets, emily the criminal, funny, interview, thirst tweets, thirsty, twitter

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Length: 5min 33sec (333 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 16 2022