Dave Franco and Alison Brie Read Thirst Tweets

you've been waiting for this tweet from someone who you don't know who they are what they look like hi I'm Alison Brie I'm Dave Franco and we're at BuzzFeed and we're about to read some thirst tweets thirst tweets I feel excited I feel horny already if if I don't turn beat Red by the end of this we have failed [Music] so I'm gonna read the ones that are directed at you and I'll read the ones directed at you thinking about Allison Breeze boobs again I I relate that's the whole tweet that's it think about my boobs again good boobs be easy to think about thanks honey early days I remember my mom this was like when I was on community my mom was like seems like everyone on the Internet is excited about your boobs but I don't know why they're just okay and look mom in your face still bored thinking about Dave Franco's naked booty wow you've shown some good naked butt I think of neighbors doing a little Jackrabbit hump and then I mean they looked great babe thank you oh Alison Brie sexy and married to Dave Franco she's literally winning she's winning so hard and all I can do is watch whoa that should be like my daily affirmation that I say to myself every morning Allison Breeze sexy strong start I'd cut my foot off to see Alison Brie naked you're in luck [Applause] I'd let Dave Franco cut off my fingers and then eat them I'd let Dave Franco cut off my fingers and then eat them and then eat them chop them off get tourniquet for her and then you just get a little be honest do you think Alison Brie and Dave Franco would consider having a Joint Sugar Baby because I would like to join that relationship but also I'm younger and poorer so we could make it a thing I'm a little confused like we're the sugar daddy we're the sugar daddy to our little baby oh I guess I've never heard all caps Alison Brie Mommy hello hi bark bark woof we're getting a little too baby mommy daddy fantalizing but I liked the dog Barky like the bark bark wolf to close it out yeah okay I have Dave Franco as my home screen I almost nut every time I exit an app whoa I'm not I didn't realize how how aggressive the word nut is what a day in the life of this person oh my god listen I am bisexual for a reason and that reason is strictly to be used in a threesome by Dave Franco and Alison Brie that's also why I'm bisexual you've been waiting for this tweet from someone who you don't know who they are what they look like yeah I I it makes sense it checks out Allison Brie is living breathing wet dream great I concur oh political I would let Dave Franco [ __ ] me in front of the president whoa exciting it's exciting depends what president I go current yeah supportive yeah I feel like we shouldn't go too far down Allison Brie mommy choke me so much Mommy you know people will call us mom and dad on the internet and I'm cool with it how do you feel about the choke me element of that tweet I feel medium sure oh my God a woman after my own heart I'd let Dave Franco I'd let Dave Franco finger pop my [ __ ] this is one of my favorite lines in 2018 yeah meanwhile you guys were over here finger popping each other's [ __ ] oh wow beautiful that's Charming I'd let Allison Brie chloroform me that's a community reference oh that was fun I liked chloroforming that guy why so powerful yeah Dave Franco is really daddy AF I want him to curse me out and call me his [ __ ] while he picks me in the ass for like four days four days I'm I'm I'm I'm proud I'm proud of them I actually think there's a fair amount of restraint for four days it's a precise drink number it's a precise number all right absolutely ashamed of the fact that I would let Allison Brie rail me into Oblivion that's all you're gonna get railed by me if Dave Franco asked me to lick his anus I would a lot of ass play going on I will say we brought it back around to your anus like the other tweets are more focused on their own anuses and what you would do to them and now we're paying some attention to yours uh I'd let Allison Brie Chokehold me with her thighs oh my God it's for it today I have very strong Boots the camera can I how about that Dave Franco is so hot he could raw me he could raw me we're learning some news Allison Brie four commas I'm just a hole I'm just a hole I'm just a hole I'm just a hole depending on how you read it it could actually be very sweet again just a hole for me I'm just oh yeah oh for me oh interesting Dave Franco please murder my [ __ ] bushy [ __ ] butt [ __ ] butt [ __ ] this is why the male [ __ ] the [ __ ] baby I only know this from Peloton what do you how do you know it from Peloton they're on there talking about blissy like oh I know what it was less culturistas I don't know how new it is honey we might just be mommy and daddy we're going a little bit of a different direction on this I would let Allison Brie poop on me had to end there yeah questions I'm bummed you're bummed literally only in the way in which I'm like thinking about poop coming out of my bum onto somebody there was 22 of these I think 19 of them had to do yes they know we love buttholes in general thanks BuzzFeed what a blast very flattered make sure to watch our film Somebody I Used to Know on Amazon Prime there's nudity and buttholes are there buttholes there's two ducks there's two ducks and I go naked there's no butthole [Music] foreign

Channel: BuzzFeed Celeb

Views: 1,361,018

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Length: 7min 10sec (430 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 17 2023