Andrew Garfield Reads Thirst Tweets

here we are i am andrew garfield and i am here with buzzfeed and i am going to be reading your first tweets oh god andrew garfield is a precious bean protect him thanks dad i love you too that's sweet see you was starting soft can we talk about how gorgeous andrew garfield is for a sec like that man is [ __ ] beautiful i'd let him eat crackers in bed that was a journey i mean the first part is just like incredibly flattering and um as misguided as it is and then the crackers in bed thing is i guess cause crackers are messy thank you so much it's very very kind i wouldn't let my selfie crackers in bed because i slightly ocd when it comes to cleanliness in bed oh god i'm gonna move on andrew garfield if you see this on your secret twitter account i'm free this weekend if you want to get lunch or drinks or something and just let me know if you want to do it earlier i can do dinner during the week but i'm usually busy before six i love that that's very very i like hyper vigilance i like specificity of plans i i wouldn't know where to find you but i am free this weekend i can't believe andrew garfield invented being sexy i find it hard to believe to the point of knowing that it's not true who was it that invented being sexy like when was sexy invented i guess consciously it would have to be a human although i'm sure before humans existed in the cosmos and on earth there are there are forms of life though did anyone else think about the optima octopus teacher being a little like oddly sexy not sexy but like i know i noticed like on online there were people that were like i loved that film by the way and i didn't find it sexy it was someone else that thought that there was just read one thing online something sexy happening between the octopus and the man oh god why did i agree to this i can't believe i lived through shave andrew garfield long hair andrew garfield mustache andrew garfield and now blonde andrew garfield he really gave it all to us this is tricky because the ego is is such a a delicate thing and i i'm a leo man and it's very very hard for me not to flattery is the way into my heart i'm trying to take these and and just kind of bow so that the compliments kind of fly over my head you know that was the original um impetus behind the inventing bowing when after a performance or whatever it was actually to let the applause fly over your head so you didn't get inflated i kind of dig that so this is like a real test for me to not get egotistical even mustache andrew garfield that was a dark time for everybody andrew garver is literally the daddy of all daddies if i'm literally the daddy of all daddies it means i'm some form of father god which i'm very very uncomfortable with and even my ego can't handle that but you know what for the next five minutes i will accept being the daddy of all daddies whatever that means andrew garfield is thick and awoke to the best things to be if i am in fact thick my god that's the dream because when i was a kid i was the op i was a streak of piss as you might say so any thickness or anyone claiming that i have thickness i appreciate and wokeness too swag is an acronym for sex with andrew garfield i've been trying to tell you all andrew garfield is like a fine mixture of sexy and cute and seductive like [ __ ] bro bro this is actually becoming too much because i this is gonna make me self-reflect in a way that i don't want to but listen if that's how you feel bro i'm not going to try and correct you if blonde andrew garfield ever kills me see i knew was he going to get violent i knew it was going to get violent it always gets violent if blonder garfield kills me do not prosecute him because he caught me slipping that is on me god man this is tricky do prosecute me if i ever kill this person because um i love justice i wish andrew garfield would whisper you better lawyer up [ __ ] in the cool thing about that movie my love for jesse eisenberg and the relationship that we created for that film meant that i wanted that line to hurt him more than if i shouted it i wanted it to be lodged in his [ __ ] soul if i can't make money in other ways i will charge people for me to whisper in their ear you better lawyer a hassle it's kind of a good side gig yes the rumors are true i am a [ __ ] for andrew garfield thank you that's so generous i promise i will only be respectful 95 of the reason i love spider-man is because of andrew garfield's butt in that suit that's harsh on uh the rest of my performance we're back to thickness i'm just happy to be of service would not be upset if andrew garfield spit in my mouth okay i want andrew garfield to smash a laptop on my tits whoa it's good i'm not gonna do that i draw the line nope like this is like pro tip and also like boundaries like if anyone says i want to smash a laptop on your breasts just say get out of my house andrew garfield's spandex clad buttocks should be legally obliged to appear in all superhero movies from now on i wonder what my fee would be to bring that thickness tom holland with toby maguire and andrew garfield my bussy is shaking oh the bussy [ __ ] shaking is um we know where that leads and i'm afraid it may be shaking in vain thank you for these thirst tweets this was really fun and slightly disturbing and occasionally arousing so thank you there's a movie and it's called mainstream and my friend gia coppola wrote and directed it and it's with maya hawk who is wonderful and it's with nat wolfe who is my boyfriend and i got to do some really crazy stuff i hope you guys watch and enjoy much love thank you [Music]

Channel: BuzzFeed Celeb

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Length: 6min 6sec (366 seconds)

Published: Wed May 12 2021