WELCOME BACK TO THE
SHOW. A PLEASANT EVENING. WHAT NIGHT IS THIS? LOVELY FRIDAY. HAPPY FRIDAY, JON. HAPPY FRIDAY. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN--<i>
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )</i> PLEASE, CONTAIN YOURSELF. CONTAIN YOURSELVES, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN. FOLKS YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST
FROM "PARKS AND RECREATION," "INGRID GOES WEST," AND
"LEGION." SHE NOW STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE
"CHILD'S PLAY." PLEASE WELCOME AUBREY PLAZA! ♪ ♪ ♪
>> Stephen: HI, AUBREY. ♪ ♪ ♪
>> Stephen: HI, AUBREY. HOW ARE YOU? DON'T BE AFRAID OF ME. >> DON'T HURT ME. DON'T HURT ME. >> Stephen: I WON'T, I PROMISE
YOU. HOW ARE YOU? IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN? >> NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO. >> Stephen: ARE YOU A HORROR
FAN? BECAUSE NOW WE'RE IN THE NEW
"CHILD'S PLAY." >> I WOULDN'T-- NO, NOT REALLY. >> Stephen: THIS IS A-- THIS
IS A-- THIS IS A NEW ONE, AND CHUCKIE, WHO IS THE DOLL, THE
EVIL DOLL-- >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Stephen: THAT KILLS PEOPLE. >> JUST TO BE CLEAR, I'M NOT
PLAYING CHUCKIE. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE ASSUMED THAT I'M PLAYING CHUCKIE. I DON'T KNOW WHY. BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN. <i> ( LAUGHTER ).</i> >> Stephen: BUT YOU'RE--
YOU'RE-- THE CHUCKIE IS EVIL. >> YUP. >> Stephen: AND YOUR TWITTER
HANDLE IS "EVIL HAG." >> YEAH, THAT'S A COINCIDENCE! THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH
ANYTHING. I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT IN MY
PERSONAL LIFE. >> Stephen: I KNOW. I KNOW THAT. I'M JUST CURIOUS WHY "EVIL HAG?"
BECAUSE YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE AN EVIL PERSON. >> THAT'S A LONG STORY, AND
WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THAT. >> Stephen: WHAT? LEGALLY? LEGALLY WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO
TALK ABOUT IT >> I DON'T WANT TO GET SUED
AGAIN, OKAY. NO, I HAD A FASCINATION WITH
HAS, I THOUGHT HAGS -- >> Stephen: WITCHY KIND. >> LIKE SEA HAGS, SPECIFICALLY,
NAUTICALOLE WOMEN. >> Stephen: WHO DRAGGED THE
SAILORS IN THE NIGHT. >> AN OLD WOMAN WITH THE NET AND
A BUNCH OF SEAWEED COMING OUT OF HER TEETH. AND FOR SOME REASON THAT IMAGE
ALWAYS WAS APPEALING TO ME. >> Stephen: OH, 100%. I'M ON "TEAM HAG" RIGHT HERE. >> WHEN I MOVED TO L.A., I
ACTUALLY DID-- I HAD MY FRIEND FILM A BUNCH OF VIDEOS OF ME,
LIKE, RUNNING DOWN RODEO DRIVE SCREAMING AS A HAG, COVERED IN
DIRT. IT'S JUST A KIND OF THING --
>> Stephen: WAS THIS ON A REAL YOU SEND OUT TO AGENCIES? >> NO THAT WAS JUST FOR ME
PRIVATE-- PRIVATE COLLECTION. >> Stephen: FOR PARTIES. >> NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO SAY THAT
BUT ME AND MYSELF. >> Stephen: WHO DO YOU PLAY IN
THIS ONE? YOU'RE NOT PLAYING CHUCKIE. YOU'RE PLAYING WHO? >> NO, I'M PLAYING KAREN
BARCLAY, WHO IS THE MOM. >> Stephen: YOU HAVE NEVER
PLAYED A MOM BEFORE HAVE JEW I HAVE NOT. IT'S MY FIRST MOM ROLE. >> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP OF
YOU HERE MOMMING IT UP. >> ROLL THE CLIP. >> Stephen: JIM. >> I THINK CHUCKIE DID SOMETHING
TO HER. >> SWEETIE, CHUCKIE IS A TOY,
OKAY? IT BROKE. WE GOT RID OF IT. >> NO, MOM, MOM, I SAW HIM. I SAW HIM. >> NO, YOU DIDN'T. LISTEN TO WHAT WE'RE SAYING. >> MOM, HE'S GOING TO KILL HER. >> CHUCK--
>> WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME? HE'S FOLLOWING DOREEN. I CAN SHOW YOU. >> WHY DO YOU HAVE OMAR'S PHONE? >> I TOOK IT. >> WHY? >> I HAD TO. I HAD TO FOLLOW CHUCKIE, MOM. >> OKAY. >> I'M NOT CRAZY, MOM! >> STAY RIGHT HERE, OKAY. AND YOU'RE COMING TO WORK WITH
ME. >> HE'S TRYING TO KILL US! >> DO NOT MOVE! <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
>> Stephen: I JUST WANT TO SAY, I WANT TO SAY THIS-- AND I
MEAN IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY-- YOU'RE A TERRIBLE MOTHER. >> I DISAGREE. OKAY? >> Stephen: HOW DID YOU-- DID
YOU-- NEVER HAVING PLAYED A MOTHER BEFORE, DID YOU HAVE TO
BOND? HOW DID YOU BOND WITH THAT YOUNG
ACTOR? >> YEAH, IT WAS INTERESTING. I LEARNED A LOT. I LEARNED THAT CHILDREN, THEY,
IF YOU EGG THEM ON, THEY DON'T KNOW WHEN TO STOP. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
WE-- WE GOT IN, LIKE-- I TURN INTO A KID AROUND KIDS. >> AND LEARNED THE HARD WAY,
LIKE, WE GOT INTO A TOTAL PRANK WAR WHERE WE WERE-- WE WERE JUST
TRYING TO TERRIFY EACH OTHER PRETTY MUCH EVERY DAY. AND I TOOK IT WAY TOO FAR. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
AND, LIKE, JUST DID A LOT OF REALLY INAPPROPRIATE THINGS. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
LIKE -- >> Stephen: LIKE? >> AND I DIDN'T SUCCEED, WHICH
IS THE SAD PART BUT I -- >> Stephen: YOU DIDN'T SUCCEED
IN TERRIFYING HIM. >> IN TERRIFYING HIM. HE WAS NOT SCARED OF ME. >> Stephen: DID HE SCARE YOU? >> HE SCARED ME. EVERY TIME I LEFT SET HE WOULD
BE HIDING IN MY CLOSET OR UNDER A CAR. HE WOULD ALWAYS BE JUMPING OUT
AT ME, SCARING THE ( BLEEP ) OUT OF ME. BUT ONE DAY WHEN I WASN'T
WORKING, I ACTUALLY, ON A DAY OFF, I WOKE UP AT 5:00 IN THE
MORNING AND WENT TO HIS APARTMENT BUILDING AND HID
INSIDE OF HIS TRANSPO VAN. AND I THOUGHT I'LL GET HIM NOW
BECAUSE HE WON'T EXPECT ME TO BE HERE. AND I WAITED UNDER A BLANKET
WAITING FOR HIM, AND I JUMPED OUT AND SCREAMED AT HIM AND HE
HAD LITERALLY NO REACTION. HE WAS LIKE, "THAT WASN'T EVEN
SCARY." HE WAS BASICALLY LIKE, "YOU'RE
PATHETIC AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN WORKING TODAY," AND I WALKED
BACK -- >> Stephen, THAT BY THE WAY,
HOW ACTUAL BOYS FEEL ABOUT THEIR HOMS. >> I KNOW. IT WAS GOOD. IT HELPED WITH THE CHEMISTRY
WITH US. >> Stephen: HOW DID IT END? >> IT ENDED WITH-- ACTUALLY, IT
ENDED WITH I WAS SO-- I WAS SO, LIKE OVER HIM PRANKING ME, IT
GOT REALLY, LIKE, ANNOYING, THEY COULDN'T JUST WALK AROUND AND
NOT BE SCARED, THAT I WAS LIKE, "WE NEED BAND TOGETHER," AND WE
ENDED UP TEAMING UP AGAINST BRIAN TYREE HENRY. AND IT KIND OF ENDED WITH US,
LIKE, STEALING A BUNCH OF COD FROM THE CATERING LINE AND WE --
>> Stephen: FISH? JUST FISH? >> YEAH, FISH, YOU KNOW, COD. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
AND WE-- WE-- WE WENT IN HIS TRAILER WHEN HE WASN'T THERE AND
WOO MICROWAVED IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN A BUNCH OF TIMES. YEAH, IT WAS DISGUSTING. YEAH, AND THEN WE HID PIECES OF
COD ALL OVER HIS TRAILER IN PLACES WHERE HE COULDN'T FIND
IT, YOU KNOW. HE COULD SMELL IT, BUT HE
COULDN'T FIND IT. <i> ( LAUGHTER ).</i> >> Stephen: SO YOU LITERALLY
TOOK, LIKE, DEAD SEA CREATURES AND LITTERED IT ALL OVERUE KNOW
WHAT'S THAT THE BEHAVIOR OF? >> DON'T SAY IT. >> Stephen: THE EVIL SHAG WHAT
THAT'S THE BEHAVIOR OF. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
EXACTLY-- YOU KNOW, I'VE HEARD-- VERIFY SOMETHING FOR ME HERE IF
YOU DON'T MIND. I HAVE HEARD THAT YOU REALLY
WANT TO BE CAT WOMAN. THAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE, THAT
YOU-- THAT YOU SINCERELY SEE YOURSELF AS CAT WOMAN IN THE
D.C. UNIVERSE, LIKE IN A MOVIE, NOT IN REALITY. >> OKAY, I SAID THAT IN A COUPLE
OF INTERVIEWS -- >> Stephen: TWO POINTS MAKE A
LINE. >> I GET ASKED QUESTIONS, "IF
YOU WERE A SUPERHERO, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU WANT TO BE?"
AND I ALWAYS THINK OF CAT WOMAN BECAUSE I JUST LOVE THAT
CHARACTER, AND I LOVE THE "CAT WOMAN" MOVIE, THE HALLE BERRY
ONE. >> Stephen: IT IS A MOVIE. >> IT'S NOT SOMETHING I THINK
ABOUT EVERY DAY. >> Stephen: BECAUSE THEY'RE
CASTING RIGHT NOW. ROBERT PATTENSON IS GOING TO DO
BATMAN. >> YES. >> Stephen: AND THEY MIGHT BE
CASTING CAT WOMAN. WHAT DO YOU DO AT AUBREY PLAZA
LEVEL? BECAUSE PEOPLE ALREADY KNOW YOU
AND LOVE YOU AND KNOW YOU'RE AN EVIL HAG. WHAT DO YOU DO? DO YOU SEND A RESUME OVER AND
TELL SOMEBODY TO CALL YOU? HOW DO YOU DO IT? >> I'M NOT GOING TO TRY TO GET
THAT PART. THERE'S JUST NO WAY IN HELL
THEY'LL CAST ME-- GET THAT OUT OF HERE. >> Stephen: LET THEM KNOW
RIGHT NOW YOU WANT TO BE... <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
>> WHY? <i> ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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>> Stephen: WHEN WE COME-- WHEN WE COME--
>> IS THAT WHAT A CAT DOES? >> Stephen: WHEN WE COME BACK,
WHEN WE COME BACK, AUBREY AND I ARE GOING TO COVER THE EXTREMELY
LOCAL NEWS. AUBREY PLAZA, EVERYBODY!
