Astarion's Best Plan to End Cazador | Baldur's Gate 3 Meme

I mean I assume there's some device controlling these things so we find that murder some people and um look I'm not a details person all right but turning up and causing chaos has worked for us so far the thing that will decide my fate forever more yes it's been on my mind why first we have to uh I don't know well if we kill his laes he'll just send more an imperial Suare attended by devils and spawn alike I had really decided on the specifics obviously we could stop the ritual or not a grand ceremony to honor one exalted vampiric Master what I've obviously thought about it if I was the one who completed the ritual he have such power if we track down my old comrades the other spawn we may discover more and be finally positioned for yours truly to ascend but regardless the plan is simple find him stop him from Gaining Almighty power and then really enjoy killing him and I could walk in the sun without fear i' turn into a mind flare all I'm saying is Let's Be Clever about it if an opportunity arises for me to become a more magnificent bastard than I already am why turn it down exactly I can be better than him stronger more powerful more oh you meant be kinder pet bunnies that sort of thing well yes technically only I will Ascend and gain the power after 200 years of pure that's no way to welcome back a brother Dar didn't you miss me we should get to them first then we can make their pretty tongues talk let's be clever about it where is he hiding tell me Let's Be Clever about it brother please you won't want's best for me you're too adorable I'll be fine I'm sure they'll bring back memories of so many pathetic years but I'm much stronger now but we're a team if I become all powerful then we become all powerful what in the nine HS is going on I thought we had him nothing to do but follow him and finish the job now go before I change my mind about roasting you brother neither will I darling at least I hope you'll come along for the show you sound surprised I am capable of doing the right thing from time to time what a mess well at least you've met my family now we are a team aren't we you are still with me also there's a small matter of all that power I can steal from the bastard so that'll be nice then you'll help me in this nothing would make me [Music] happier he cannot thanks to our wriggling friend and now we know he's skullking beneath his Palace we can take the hunt to kazador he will be furious and he'll be even more Furious when I get that Crypt and stop it I knew I could count on you it's that Killer Instinct I love so much well I was thinking first we find Cazador and then we kill C a door that's about it really we can Workshop the details as we go all right let's go this place stinks a rat blood and despair for what it's worth thank you no matter what happens down there you helped me stand up against him

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Length: 4min 55sec (295 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 23 2023