Asmongold's Second Stream of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt | FULL VOD

all right let's start this game let's get this done I've promised that I've played this game for a while we'll see how it goes now what some dude say what listen what don't be a [ __ ] today okay like we've been you've been talking about Witcher 3 for a very long time okay for the [ __ ] devs have tweet at you twice okay I don't care how [ __ ] frustrated you are people want to see this [ __ ] don't worry about you having to [ __ ] learn menus and all this other [ __ ] okay just play the [ __ ] game pay attention to the [ __ ] tutorials and just learn how to play okay because we want to see you enjoy the game alright and if you don't enjoy this game you can go [ __ ] yourself okay so don't [ __ ] quit you lil [ __ ] I didn't these I didn't say I was gonna quit yeah I gotta go alright peace okay I'm not gonna quit alright let me turn this up let me oh I forgot to change my thing I can never spell Witcher okay there we go we got it and I'm just gonna update all my [ __ ] and I'll be ready to go okay here we go just enjoy the game alright that's what I'm gonna do today I'm not gonna worry about like trying to be super entertaining or anything I'm just gonna actually just really try to show out and enjoy the game okay so that's what we're gonna do just chill out enjoy the game relax that's what's gonna happen everything's gonna be good okay yeah we know about that alright let's continue Geralt of Rivia seeking his lover of your the sorceress yennefer she diluted him for years but now singing just a few steps a way she's been running away from her boyfriend for years man Gerald doesn't stop ok so yeah I'm gonna turn the difficulty down need to prepare for this night ok just a second all right let me get to here all right options let's see game play we're gonna take it down to normal yeah there we go story on sword ok we're difficulty man unlock certain achievements upon finishing the game good job ok through some recoil all right so I use number two to bring out the sword and people said that there's a bestiary for me to look at now I don't know how to look at the bestiary tutorials Gwent deck is it map it's not math that's this here glossary BCRA okay so noon rates vulnerable against yrden Specter oil and moon dust despite what is commonly thought peasants do not interrupt their labors at midday to get out of the Sun they do so to avoid noon rates so the odds are we're going to have to fight the Wraith at noon because it's called a noon Wraith so what we're going to do here is we will use this spell and we will how do I use the spells again is it Q of the tab yeah okay you're then okay got that multiply your pockets within them okay change bolts use with a crossbow middle mouse button okay so we'll use your Dan right here and I'll practice it how was i how to HQ that's right okay so we get them right in there all right perfect okay let's light the fire here we go and the bracelet pygmy okay this is right where we were I'm gonna change the key binding for Dodge because pressing it with alt is very uncomfortable it is dude look at that Tom I think it worked okay I'll target him I'm just trying to get my bearings here okay [Applause] let's get them back in here all right I'm just gonna wait for a second okay come on okay that was not good all right jump away again okay put this down again this is going okay come here okay put this down again I can't [ __ ] gets it all right all right all right this is annoying [Applause] okay I'm waiting on this guy okay stealing again there it is dude there it is okay come here come here [ __ ] [Music] we got him she's gone how good good all right let's loot them what are we get essence of wrath moon wraith moot mutagen use it to enhance your abilities or create a special potion okay wait essence emailed us and noon rape prophy okay well there we [ __ ] go boys that's how it's done right there okay let's go how the ents double-shift right yeah okay let's fly back over there a ride back over there so I actually beat him that was [ __ ] easy oh yeah I always forget to save your right okay save your good night now good idea thank you guys alright let's go down this way games two out I'll turn it down okay alrighty um how do I get off is it Z Q e dismounts e okay alright perfect okay let's talk to this job done the well was haunted by the ghost of a woman who was killed there I drove it away that's right just type every unburied rich don't start haunting us well that factor feels gonna cause I hate the trouble that's right do you know who to contact meanwhile give him your business card Claire Volker names ring a bell I don't know though I did hear now herbalist Amira mention a Claire once same one maybe your reward master Witcher that's right okay the gold I'd hit away from andis dowry without you she'd never have lived to win now let's hope for it at least shall let him keep the money trick question I was never gonna do that how about that never expect to get a dowry nor did I suppose I'd ever give one to a richer strange don't seriously strange okay there we go I mean if you've got to pay a dude to marry your daughter she's probably bad anyways so don't worry about it bro save the money buy less food for her and then you'll be able to save it and pay somebody to actually marry her let's go alright so let's see beats the waiter okay we've got to go talk to bez Amir let's go over there look I'm just saying bro like you guys want to get mad at that reality that's that's okay okay here we go where do I need to go can I run somebody over I'm trying run this guy over there okay he's right here okay let me get off I'll go find this guy no I'm getting over this I can't beat this game do this games too [ __ ] hard okay let's go over here we'll talk to Bessemer yes what is it wolf okay I've except I'm just gonna tell him except that the contract I mean like I'm just gonna let him know like yell bro we're gonna kill the bird got good news and bad news no it's not news first captain if enough Guardian garrison knows where you never went and the birds that we have to kill the Griffon foreign guys a mind reader what else could he want from two witches go on tell me what you know Griffin's abandoned its lair got a make a lure set a trap okay and how is that going I'll tell him I got some information learn some things it's a male and its nest in the Ville pine woods huh the nilfgaardian 'he's burned the woods down killed its mate smashed their eggs thought they'd fixed things it's always the same instead of sending for a professional they try to do it themselves only end up making matters not just your job being a professional Griffon killer that's badass like it's actually really really cool like what do you do I go around that I killed Griffin's got the buckthorn thought it'd work like a charm powerful scent that's wrong with like stench city boy rotting meat muir piss standard smells of the countryside am i really go hunting that zoo go in the trash heap you spent half the next day bathing scrubbing yourself how can I forget you ever gonna stop bringing that up fine if everything's ready say the word and we'll get don't say it okay time to set the trap let's just [ __ ] do this I'm ready no point in waiting let's find a good spot to ambush it good idea out already other side of the stream there's fields and a Grove we'll use the people for mainland far enough so no one will get it no way we wired me there okay so they don't want me to use the people as bait I guess prepare to fight by brewing Thunderbolt potion okay uh I'm assuming that's an alchemy right required ingredients okay okay those are the ingredients since in the middle created item okay types of items all righty select the formula Thunderer was it Thunderbolt potion it was right was it thunder brew or thunderbolt this is the one that I need to make right Thunderbolt okay all right helm a craft item I was easy Wow use I'm doing gameplay first be equipped in the inventory panel okay you're coping items to select the inventory panel use page up and page down or click the arrows okay uh let's go back oh I have to do I have to do it okay there we go alright and Miami you might you have a Witcher potion but first order to use it you must first equip it okay how do I equip it I think I equipped it ok good activation to person didn't gameplay our tactics version the first slot or f2 activated potion in the second slot ok got it alright let me get out of here ok now we'll go meet vesemir perfect ok let's go oh it's tea to activate it cuz I already have two other things in there so since can i how do I meditate how do I meditate again in that's right and okay I'm just gonna meditate a little bit longer so I can heal up okay that's all okay I didn't work there we go [ __ ] yeah come on now okay let's go yeah yeah I did that's why I cuz I didn't I don't like having to have food to heal up I thought that was annoying over this place the Sun is so [ __ ] it's just like real life dude I hate that what the [ __ ] [ __ ] what was that my horse's ass wait why can't I ride into her so mad dude I [ __ ] running this game okay so obviously look at that look at the water here the water is so nice okay all right let's go back over and meet Besner and we're gonna go kill the Griffon okay we're on our way it's not just like real life because in real life water isn't blue wait oh I went the wrong way okay come on all right good waters only blue because of the moon if the moon didn't exist water would turn it would be the same color as a shark oh here we go oh okay let's talk to him here stream amber waves of grain charming place perfect for an ambush I really know what are you gonna hide so ready we can start let's start winds good bait scent will spread quickly now all we have to do is wait come on we can cower in the shade of those birches okay so we're gonna go over and sit in a tree so tell me once we find yennefer what will you do got your DP contract no oh to care more never mind little early to settle in for the winter snows are a way off yes worries me no guards cross off the pontar in the east puts them maybe a week's march from Cara Morgan if they reach the valley before snows can cover the passes well we need to cover our tracks hide our pants speaking of winter and wintering think you'll come this year maybe might bring a guest what the [ __ ] is that supposed to be oh that's our bait okay oh it's close Oh [Music] [Applause] take this a crossbow might come in handy okay um let's see should I do one or two I'm gonna do gambling well well I'll be a little bit of cue Satori how about that always lectured us on the evils but you're a gambler yourself stop talking got a Griffin McHale okay Sydney can give a [ __ ] okay oh [ __ ] there he is bite it watch out okay all right here we go all right so here's mr. Griffin okay okay well I'm gonna pop off on come here [ __ ] nope that was my fault whoa stop and go I stay behind him stay behind 30 up wolf do it see what happens 408 okay I'm gonna use that okay all right now I'm ready do it see what happens I'm going on right now right now [ __ ] she's coming on me he's coming on me alright where are we okay I use this all right no no no no no no no no no okay that's one hit nice okay I'll use the crossbow [ __ ] okay I'll pop off on again [ __ ] me too well I'm fast I'm so [ __ ] fast dude holy [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] good oh my god I'm a-okay I'm gonna shoot at it got him got him got him wait what where's he going yo [ __ ] this give me my horse where's my horse ax is to get the horse right okay I'm gonna pop off on him let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go we're going after this Griffin there's no escape today boys okay where is he all right there he is there he is all right let's go let's go dude do it okay all right he line aside to me come here come here come on come on come on man i'ma have to eat a baked potato come on man [ __ ] easy dude duck out danke [ __ ] ass me and you [ __ ] man all right where's my baked potato all right I activate the baked potato [ __ ] dude dude come on man okay all right go over dough now and this targeting things messing me up all right let's shoot him right now okay one more one more whoa whoa there it is there it is there it is there it is come on all right going in on right now whoa that better not hit me that would be [ __ ] that hit me okay come on come on come on oh give me that dick give me that dick give me that not bad not bad though you could stand to improve something what do you mean I'm asked like what for example a board vertical strike is too obvious but more on that later take the Griffons head to the black ones already are horses all right we have to go back to the black ones holy [ __ ] dude hi screenshot this so me get in front of them actually there it is wait my camera died [ __ ] okay just a second let me turn it off just one minute okay there we're better now sorry about that guys holy [ __ ] dude the literal God hold the button aim when we see how that works okay alright so my horse doesn't really I just saw it shoot the horse just to just I'm just testing it out that's all wait how do I loot it oh it's right over here okay Griffon egg raw meat Griffon mutagen and Griffon trophy Oh I'm dangerous oh there it is yes damn okay [ __ ] yeah alrighty boys now I have to go down this way and turn in the head yeah I always forget to save thanks ok I guess this is like a grave well this guy is this guy dead face of power shouldn't draw from the world is brimming with interesting places filled with danger or treasure such sites marked on your mini-map with the following icons ok so which one is this wait that's not any of those what the hell okay let me get off and see what this is [ __ ] okay alright so how do i how do i play the game how do i play the game okay it's tab that's right okay all right I'm gonna use this on him okay okay so I use this okay there it is he's afraid dude he's already afraid come back Oh okay let me go inside oh okay come here thirty's okay come back come on a little bit more [ __ ] ass in my dick [ __ ] [ __ ] cop there it is okay one down alright let's keep looking around in here but what's this sewer mushrooms that's my favorite fruit oh wait oh I can light torches what happens if I light every torch okay cotton aureus okay okay okay so I think something will spawn if I light every torch come on man okay there we go good all righty light that one right there come on man no it'll be fine dude don't worry about okay now wait that one looks like I can't okay oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] there we go I'm loving it okay all right can iris good let's get that letter from The Witcher kool gram of the Viper school serpentine silver sword okay that's good all right I don't want to read that right now cap what the [ __ ] dude bro I'm gonna be geared out okay just a minute let me actually change something here controller settings audio game play right video is it video graphics I'm gonna take this to sixty people said to take this to sixty and it'll stop it'll stop creating the the tearing issues okay so let's go over here yeah cuz I was having like graphical problems alrighty so is there anything that look at over here it looks like there's not [Music] okay wait what's this oh it's more [ __ ] mushrooms dude I hate mushrooms Ganondorf sword and a blunt axe okay awesome Wow holy crap man you know dude I just got geared out magic gained one ability the [ __ ] is an ability point igni sign intensity increased okay awesome oh that's like that's a temporary thing okay let me how do i do my inventories at i okay I thought so alright so weapons so this is a steel sword and it's 27 to 33 and mine is 22 to 26 so this is obviously veteran okay and this is steel sword okay I don't need that let's see armor like gauntlets medium armor okay so I should sugar with this one I'm gonna go with that one here this one looks better because it has more numbers okay equipping now so now I've got the blue the blue gloves okay so I don't have anything else that I can get here yeah more numbers equals better all right we've got everything that we need here skill point yeah how do I use my skill points as a character place mutagens in the appropriate slots to gain a bonus to your character stats okay so I was gonna use this point the it was called food right gourmet yeah let me eat this one right here eating food okay I got it I've got mutagens okay I [ __ ] understand okay choose a mutagen putting in the kid's life I don't did I do something okay if an ability does not match the color of the mutagen in its field it does not increase the mutagens bonus so where mutagens like glyphs is that how it works okay mutagens are glyphs okay got it more abilities in that field that match the core of the fields mutagen the greater the mutagens bonus each ability increase increases the bonus by a hundred percent okay mutagens can also be used to brew powerful potions called mutagen decoctions okay well let's go back over here I'm gonna get this gourmet thing eating food return its vitality for 20 minutes vitality is your health right I I just want to be certain about that vitality is your health okay so I'm gonna go ahead and use that how do I use it oh right click okay chorus ability alright so we're gonna go with that one right there okay perfect okay so we got it perfect alrighty pitbull got it [Music] honestly like my favorite part about this game is the scenery like realtalk like I actually really like it this game looks [ __ ] amazing let's go I have to equip it how do i equip the ability let's see world map let's see character equip the ability like that oh so am I only able to have six active abilities right now [Music] okay - oh yeah - right now but my total six all right yeah that's really kind of confusing well let's we'll just try to take things one step at a time okay do I need any of these let me just eat all these real quick since we're all here there we go is there like a maximum thing that I can carry or can I just get as many of these as I want like if I want to go around and collect every mushroom in the game is that possible okay let me try and use the bread here so I'm healing for 20 minutes what the [ __ ] that's so overpowered what oh my god that's ridiculous [ __ ] am I supposed to go Oh Mike wait no no I'm supposed to go over here okay so this one here all right so I've got the Griffin head these guys had better watch out that junk dude look at that jump I'll break the horses okay nevermind okay danger a number of enemies of health bar oh right so if the horse runs away that's bad so let's go it's basically like getting dazed and while I'm assuming okay let's go around this way and I'll stop right here okay let's dismount and go up there alrighty so I turned into Griffin's head and he tells me where the girl is I just bust that [ __ ] open man it ain't nothing you take me for a blind man or a fool this grain is rotten I didn't know why and a fool damage beat is a mystery codex article 2 section 3 for the delivery of defective goods 15 lashes with an out make it so that's right no no come on bro like it's not a big deal we get to watch them get whipped right hopefully we do what I'm gonna ask him no more captain nice guy guess you've dropped your good uncle act it was no act I extended a hand to these people they spat on a troll because it held the sword that killed their loved ones yeah a moralist and what would you do in my stead wouldn't ever be in your stead Oh tell me why you've come oh man okay fulfilled my end of the bargain your turn where'd unifor go to vizima she was a day's ride from here the whole time under my nose might have said so yes I might have but you would not have killed the Griffon tit for tat true halt we are not done it's yours this gold I would not want you to say you were in adequately compensated why would anybody turn down the money of course I'm gonna take the money yeah duh this is a joke yeah give me the [ __ ] money bro okay look at that guy's face dude all right prepare to leave white or Cobras vesemir [ __ ] dude there we go okay well where's mr. oars mr. horse all right let's get out of here and we'll go down this way okay um let's see where do I need to go oh right well me I mean someone my horse where's mr. horse there he is okay let's go just teleport oh right yeah I can teleport with this right in my deck okay get out of here idiot so I have to go there right okay Wow okay great there we [ __ ] go all right where's vesemir serious Jennifer's in vizima wait here's a friends there so okay never mind something wrong look around trouble brewing [ __ ] idiot can I ask who they are who are they Patriots drinking their seventh round for to marry a fist starting to itch don't see any enough Guardians he'll find another fall now buy some provisions for the journey then we'll go gerald we should stay out of it just this once I don't know if I can stay out of it what a dumb [ __ ] what happened to the minis took them down so come down to hang a Golden Sun there now I cannot show - Marion colors he'll come and burn the tavern down that's right maybe it's true what they say you fund of the imperials you nilfgaard hall man vesemir slap that [ __ ] slap her around the [ __ ] talking about it's at your heart [ __ ] my sister dragged her out The Cloisters like a dog said nilfgaard no place for superstition but they don't fear the wrath of the gods and you do you fear it if not for Annie your child would have choked on its neighbor string you owe your son [ __ ] we're gonna kill her I'm gonna kill her man recognize this my dad yo let's kill her you know what it means back off you all right no it's just like an 80 year old woman that's true yeah we're gonna kill her what the Emperor promise you freaks your own land like you did the old sponsor get out already we ain't going no way oh [ __ ] neither are you they won't back down now I can see that okay I'm trying to get out of here trying to get out of here I'm just oh my god that was easy what the [ __ ] oh there we go alright let's kill her time to kill her let's go here we go boys it's over kill her Oh see his face god save us be gone and don't ever come back well if they wants to leave might as well kill the baby involved come on let's go stupid-ass [ __ ] peasants yeah what are we going to jail now we didn't start it when what uses excuses you've not changed a bit oh wow yeah how I received a report about a Witcher who'd appeared in white orchard I knew it was you looking for me then I might have waited until you found me but patience has never been my strong suit it's good to see you gerald i i'd even embrace you where you're not covered in blood yours I wasn't expecting to see meet how did you imagine if you didn't imagine you'd have a new guardian escort oh don't get me wrong in of her I'm glad to see you but I do think you owe us an explanation and I shall provide it in vizima ready your horses I'm asked her what's the rush no no cuz we killed a bunch of people so like we probably want to leave anyway I mean makes sense like I mean there's a bunch of dead bodies and heads inside so like we don't want to go back in there we can talk here some charming orchards nearby in bloom even so you almost can't smell the corpses tempting proposition sadly I must say no you see someone awaits you in Jersey Murr someone who doesn't like to be kept waiting Emperor any of our Emrys or to those on more intimate terms with him the white flame dancing on the graves of his foes oh it seems like an [ __ ] number among that group far as I remember last time we saw each other he wanted to kill me well now he wishes to make you an offer oh the kind one can't refuse I didn't though I could have I might ask what he offered a man must have been a damn good offer then not many things you'd give up your freedom for and even fewer people the sooner we set off the soon and you'll find out what about you I'm going in the opposite direction I somehow doubt the Emperor's invitation mentioned me besides I've got things to do would care more remember yeah I remember thanks for your help Fez Amir see you soon oh I thought they were gonna kiss how's your horse Swift can't complain why do you ask I'd like to be back behind some thick city walls as soon as possible okay all right dude here we go [ __ ] yeah yeah thanks city walls you're right are there any dragons in this game where's the Dragons oh that's the bridge where I killed my horse questionary heels just the beginning it is just real wait what the [ __ ] whoa is this the witch-king why is it looking after us that's Frostmourne that guy's dangerous oh they're gonna get her aren't they ride Shadowfax show them the meaning of haste literally the exact okay okay yeah the exact same thing okay I got it no I guess we're on our way to Rivendell now oh yeah you're right okay got him perfect that makes sense great this bard's tale begins near white orchard with my dear friend Geralt of Rivia seeking his lover the sorceress yennefer she'd eluded him for years but now she just a few steps away what do you mean she's many trials and tribulations Geralt finally learned of again was in nearby buzina okay a little bit of time to make dialogue okay okay Wow all right game over let's not leave here wait does actually show his dick uh-oh all right what does he want it's must suffice okay so Isaac Newton comes in he makes the girls go away leave no wonder he died a virgin Jennifer to his imperial majesty but his full title or not at all okay the gentleman will be seated on the Belle jail the what now in that chair the chair cut then we shape the gentleman sideburns to half an inch shave him what the [ __ ] is going on I'm gonna ask him what's wrong with my beard what's wrong with my beard I always thought it added to my dignity it does yet it also detracts from your elegance Oh in the ward we consider beards hard on the eyes especially beards infested with lice then on the reel a while Oh fine do your thing tilt your head back please and sit still why would they shave him who cares and prepare to answer some questions Oh who's this general I am NOT certain this is the appropriate time I can't think of a better time men turn honest when I feel a blade at Van Voorhis commander of the al bhed division before they take you in to see the Emperor there's some information that I need you to learn it's with one that must be seen sorry sure paperwork's gotta be in order we've got to sign a waiver and in the NDA geralt of rivia place of birth parents nobody significance the siege of lover let's console the fate of the defendant commander one area oh we're killing Hitler nice okay I killed Aryan during the siege just happened that way um should I say I killed them or not I don't know did I kill him well I got me let me change my camera real quick and see if I guess did I kill him or not I would say I killed him yeah I'd say I killed him full test ordered me to clear the path the boy stood in my way cutting down the lava let this made no impression brah just kill the Griffon you think I got some kid you then found shelter in charming flotsam and from there major weight with my feet so I don't know anything about this story so I'm just making things up as I go I literally have no idea what I'm supposed to click I got out of them eenie meenie miney one I got it a flotsam with Vernon Roach that's right we know this gentleman well that's cuz I'm a great guy but everybody likes to get along was yet to come go on next question before my beard grows back in shave you again the infamous summit at Loch moon oh yeah I remember that you were there I was and once again meddled in the affairs of the mighty I'm a meddler what can I say had to save Tris ah whose Tris I'm gonna put one the mighty had imprisoned Triss Merigold I don't know I care about her and I tend to rescue those I care about and so you see it's handing radovid control of the Conclave and Council of mages in the process north guard which is this guy a two-timer unprovoked do us both wait does he actually have a side [ __ ] the gentleman must sit still nice because from what okay shortly afterwards you watched a defective mega scope blow your friend Sheila defensively I'm gonna say she got what was coming to her man because she probably fed an old acquaintance more like not so close that I felt bad for her but close enough that I knew she deserved it he believes he alone knows what is good and what is evil and that this gives him the right to dispense justice that's right your comrade letter of gullets describes yourself quite accurate my comrade your agent well national interest calls on one's from Forge difficult alliances at times alliances with witches ah I don't want to say that I killed their guy I mean that would be kind of awkward it'd be like you know especially they've got me I'm not even wearing pants [ __ ] that I'm gonna tell them that what I'm gonna I'm gonna be like yo what happened to that I have no idea that an ongoing alliance what's leather up to you I had hoped you would answer that question so that I was hiding from you must have a good reason was there a shift in national interest that might have caused that I don't know where he is wouldn't tell you if I did anyway blade or no blade to my throat I believe that is all your signature please affirming you stated the whole truth and nothing but the truth on pain of imprisonment with these formalities seen to I would ask the general to leave the room we shall be choosing the gentleman's attire an important matter but one that does not require the generals assistants yeah get the [ __ ] out of here I might have given you some advice wait my character short good luck with your audience why is he short yeah he's 511 what the [ __ ] okay feels more like I'm being ready for a wedding or that so I would have to prepare the gentleman a frog a del goat or possibly a dinner jacket in point of fact the gentleman will choose from these garments I want any of this just give me a [ __ ] t-shirt I'm gonna sensei any color as long as it's black yeah black or black tough decision we do not like garish colors in nilfgaard the gentleman will tell me once he has chosen an outfit Oh give me a [ __ ] break dude I will take a pilgrim man I don't want to pick one of these these are stupid okay okay I'm not going with this one because it makes me look like a pilgrim I don't like that this one's stupid cuz it's got the things on the shoulders I'm gonna go with number three okay okay good alright I picked it out but it's might come as news to the gym I'll get dressed okay so all right they have my legs right no I'm gonna just wear my shoes can I just go like this I'm like a Scotsman man call me Braveheart what's let's go fitting a time yeah thing is the gentle okay all right so apparently they're racist they don't like Scottish people let's go ahead and put on pants damn I look like such a [ __ ] idiot okay it's fine all right let's go and they say clothes do know to make the man does the outfit satisfy the gentleman no I'll think a dumb [ __ ] who cares suppose so it's going to study doublet and a sword on my back that's what would satisfy me but tough when in north guard yes it's a saying so what now powder my nose no need the gentleman's complexion is light enough the gentlemen is to stand before the ruler of the north and south I must confirm that he knows how to bow oh come on man I'm not some boar I know how to bow please demonstrate that answer is how you might bow to a [ __ ] on a street corner not to the emperor of nilfgaard watch black extended hand flat head down chin to chest Oh the gentleman will rehearse yeah he's dabbing hmm lacking fluidity and grace oh boy I've learned to expect less of nor things oh boy come with me alright let's go Tyrol gentlemen will address the Emperor only when asked to and using the appropriate time and the arch magnificent sea chests so [ __ ] stupid might not share his disposition your majesty will suffice okay he's broken loudly clearly and with respect okay oh this is where I meet the guy oh there it is in creamy earth cats - Adam in karna root amir VAR m race Tywin Lannister okay I guess I'll bow okay your Imperial Majesty our air at door de ovalle UNAM in that confer vote okay which I have not bad weights I've not bowed I felt you bowed before no man we are [ __ ] man didn't want to disappoint the Chamberlain we're friends okay I thought they'd die execute metres of the didn't summon me to reminisce about the good old days so silence my daughter Sevilla she's returned and she's in danger yeah only as farce you sir you will find her and bring her to me oh why me how many men in your army twenty thousand thirty so why me you know why because he trusts you she trusts me yes so tell me why you were looking for she's hot job an account for all those last years for reasons of state as always okay enough of this banter you will agree the goddess if for no other reason than because I so pay you more than you customarily received for a contract considerably more okay sure yeah information not motivation Siri leaves few tracks shall be hard to find my core of spies will await count on them is that the growing should wise arise your nephew will tell you the rest wait what does this audience is finished marry Reggie I thought that was his daughter taken to the source of this is Gerald getting cooked or is he getting cooked who's somebody's getting cuffed here he adopted her come on please keep close guests in the palace who the gentleman disgusts need not bother damn I was good man look how good I work boys all these stupid-ass bird looking [ __ ] the [ __ ] oh yeah I know it's possibly GZA oh yeah that's fashion over there you put a a bucket on [ __ ] morons oh there's a guy is that the guys no that's a different guy that looks exactly the same okay I roll around okay I can't roll around why she's not Witcher senses yeah true I'm gonna go step on the purple flowers oh I thought I got stuck okay we're good okay talk to you napur alright skilled I just kick that [ __ ] Oprah's then transcribe the true will authority in Nova let's go down this way oh there she is Geralt that tunic you look positively smashing dying to take it off I'd consider that a proposition under different circumstances one I might even take you up on weave matters to attend to now do you understand why I am a tamiya´s caught and sings we're in the same boat now ciri she's really back no chance he's mistaken look that's more or less what she looks like now or so our agents claim our little witch has grown into a young lady Oh I feel like number two is a little bit pervy so we're gonna go with number one okay guys so they're our agents now my you've clearly settled in quick Geralt don't twist my words I know who Amir is he started this war and it's bloodshed he had my friends killed but I haven't any other choice so please let's not belabor the pros and cons and instead focus on finding ciri I think that was the wrong decision right it's made her mad I'm you said the wild hunts after her I'd find that out that's the looking before what happened yesterday how did they track us down we'll never know because of me you see I've spent months searching for Siri she's always mad locating spells how are you good to know the name the games really I knew the wild hunt might sense it perhaps even find me but I thought I tricked them surprise [ __ ] well guess you were wrong hmm I've sensed them on my trail hunting me for some time if not for you and Amir soldiers they'd have gotten what they were after I can't risk another encounter like that it's time to put away the magic turn to more traditional methods to the best tracker I know you must find her Garrett before the wild hunt does I'm gonna see ya why do they even want to talk why do they want the girl like what's the point the wild hunt what could have one from ciri I have no clue Geralt might have written them to ask but I don't have their address should it email them I know as much as you do it must be about her blood she's a wizard as for what the hunt wishes to do with that gift I I prefer not to think about it really wants to do with that gift I don't yeah what I don't like that language there so where's Suri been seen exactly in two places Belen and novigrad the trail in Belen is most promising you should make that your first stop ask for a merchant named Hendrik at the end at the crossroads one of the Emperor's agents you should get in touch with you okay that's it no passwords secret handshakes none sorry to spoil your fun your boyhood fantasies about the crafts of the trade all we have in novigrad are unconfirmed reports [ __ ] man there you will have the help of our mutual acquaintances Triss Merigold apparently she's got a cozy flat on the main square sure she'll be delighted to see me what about wait they know about each other I shall sail for Skellig oh wow there was a magic explosion there recently blew half a forest down I believe this had something to do with Siri I'll be in care trolled join me there once you've learned something well let's ask this real quitting before we go why didn't you contact me didn't need me didn't even want to see me I didn't want to spoil things I'd heard you and tris made a great couple then I'd lost my memory really that's your excuse let's see it's not what you think it helped me understand how much I love you I don't wish to hear it any of it Wow yo Gerald is getting exposed right here oh no I'm surprised she's not more mad though like she'd even like she didn't yell at him or anything yeah cheating Andy man yes this means we need to split up again not my preference but I understand clock's ticking it is indeed so why don't I teleport you to Velan get you there at once not gonna happen now go on horseback as soon as I can get changed have it your way oh and you really look quite dashing in black velvet think so maybe I can have some of my armor lined with it good luck yeah same to you and if you wish to learn what's happened in the world while you invest in their roamed the wilderness talk to ambassador vara that's him over there and Geralt I know it's wartime but try not to be a hero all right just check those leads and come back to me in one piece okay I shall be waiting how romantic okay there we go all right so that that worked out pretty well everything is is good now so we're getting along she's not even mad that I cheated on her everything's fine that's awesome okay okay what does this guy want ambassador for intra Janna for suggesting I ask you about current events the war and so on of course the Emperor's servants should keep no secrets from each other if you will that is approach the map okay yeah this is lore I don't really care about this okay yeah that's way too much thanks for your help think nothing of it may the great Sun light your car yeah good talk buddy good talk really appreciate it okay now let's go this way well let me get my stuff back my pop I hear boom surprise [ __ ] Oh Mike I serve the gentleman by returning my things citrus and cloves the fragrance will keep the gentleman's robes fresh there's somewhat longer hmm thanks bunches the Emperor is not known for his patience he wants her daughter back safe and sound as soon as possible yeah mentioned something of this sort so welcome dude okay let's go all right I jumped through every doors okay I jumped through this door wait boy I'll kick this [ __ ] open right now okay I can't do that all right just a second let me put on my stuff okay so what was I using before I was using this is the steel sword I was using that for sure and I was using wait where's the silver one oh this is a silver sword okay good and crossbows my range weapon and then I wanted these gloves right here that chest those leggings and my special boots okay great all right we're [ __ ] ready I probably should put the torch there but I don't know how that's supposed to work okay let's fast travel huh [Music] the map over courser okay we have to go to Belen then right travel the Velan okay I guess I'll go right here Geralt learned that Cyrilla his one-time ward had returned from afar and she was in danger he was to find her at the Emperor's command and Jennifer's behest oh okay Oh this is nice five days later what do you mean there's like five seconds I thought this was fast travel this is slow travel what do you mean okay we've got a parrot right there two parents and those are bad boys okay that's a very good parrot how do you get them all the way up at the top I think you've got to climb the whole tree with the dead body just to hang them off of it what a waste of [ __ ] time I think okay all right here we go um we recommend sardine for characters a little 30 have fun and good walk on the path okay I'm not doing that all right rune white okay far off craftsmen okay this is that's like the expansion right boy my expansion this vote all the question main swimming are still available deal game playing quest for blood and wine you must first complete a poet under pressure okay yeah this is all DLC I don't need to worry about this too much let me get off the horse real quick I'm gonna go kill that dog two dogs good alright got him got him okay that's a death dog that's a dead dog okay there those boys there's some [ __ ] meat there it is yes good work guys great great teamwork okay oh did I miss something yeah there we go we're good all right let's go back over here okay can I loot the dead bodies no okay what's over here it's a tree we're the Dragons we'll find them soon don't worry okay let's get back on mr. horse all right wait why don't we still have the Griffins head we really don't need that any if we don't need the Gryphon like we can throw that away like it's not useful it's just a waste of space it's a passive bonus okay cool wait how does it a bonus it would slow me down because it's heavy welcome dude okay let's go down this way oh wait wait yeah it does her dogs okay alright I'm getting away from the dogs all right I'm getting out of there okay oh [ __ ] I went the wrong way okay have to avoid the dogs alrighty we're on our way check them out you know what [ __ ] it let's go back and we'll do that quest we'll do it just for fun just so you guys can see it okay one second let me go back over there we'll do a little quest over here alright whoo these dick suckers oh my god [Music] that's a dead dog okay what's over here [Music] honestly like that's that [ __ ] was easy like I feel like shut you it if I turn it up again hey what do y'all think do it skill points oh yeah so how do I put that in again inventory we're the [ __ ] with skill points okay character okay so how do I do this combat signs are design igni sign you're doing I'm never gonna use these quints on Louis's do the last until is absorb damage totaling six percent of maximum vitality uh pushes him back whenever it breaks don't really care a whole lot about that let's look at alchemy enables burning and drinking of witcher potions heightened tolerance poison blades steady aim acquired tolerance and frenzy [Music] let's see what about over here oh yeah I don't have any slots do I oh it's unlocked at level four okay well let me see what I'll get cuz I just hit level three all right heavy artillery I don't care about that attack is the best defense I like that strong back that makes sense pyrotechnics you can shoot one additional bolt before you reload who cares about that metabolism boosts steady shot I don't care about the crossbow adrenaline burst focus maximum toxicity by 30 points I should get that one for myself each piece of medium armor and pieces sign intensity I think I'm just gonna go wait wantonness go with this that's really good like wow okay okay should I get with red yeah maybe I'll put another point in here that makes sense so how do I put another point oh yeah yeah okay alright let me cancel right-click yeah point in there okay good muscle memory perfect alright let's talk to this guy I'm buying me for the next one stop when they come I'll tend to them meanwhile that's you and me Chad like to know who I'm untying yeah it's a good question John verdun served in the 10th merit board division ok long way from your army the army don't exist no more black one smashed in a bit I'll scope it off into the woods just for that happened ok join a group of refugees [ __ ] bursting with patriotism they were as soon as they learn how to ban in Samaria in our hour of need they beat me down tied me up like a turkey left me to the drowning aren't I'm fine thanks Minnie they're sure you'd leave me to die be a nice guy I like to thank you somehow but I'm not cheap crowds my name Daffy I'll take the loss thanks rich I'm a good guy may you prosper on the pot I'm a very good guy let me get back over on my horse so do you guys think I should turn to difficulty up because now that I have like the food and everything it seems really easy oh yeah yeah I will say if it's a good idea always forget about that go so around here okay we're exploring Jacque strangers come in a [ __ ] break okay all right let's go inside see what this bust in here like what's up boys what up okay um I talked to looking for a man goes by Hendrick well you want with him want to talk to him what about ya a bottle of something strong this guy's okay so they don't like him I yes you got a coat I'll open the back way for you Wow I'm gonna ask him he's expecting visitors got company because they're if there's people want to talk [ __ ] I'll beat their ass in Cape vodka here we go listen brave warrior looks like got two swords see a great boy what's the point of up in two swords wonder if he keeps an extra prick in his trousers - you [ __ ] deaf gonna say who you are or do I need it looks at your tongue would be knife somebody's about to get their [ __ ] ass beat I'm my Tamil Witcher I'm a Witcher heard you wondering about my swords well ones for monsters the other for humans only got one prick though in case you're wondering about that - thought so Jim don't even look at him worse than lepers Dallas saw one in action once you killed a half dozen blood everywhere freak didn't even show a drop of sweat you've got the stench of corpses on him if you wanna rest come with me or the bench you can use see I just told them to [ __ ] off dude yeah why even waste my time all right who's this guy want we have talked to Bruno the [ __ ] is this this is it this sucks okay I've got to talk to him again I guess thanks for not starting around with those swine I don't generally poke my nose in other people's business looking to state at night no I'm looking for Andric mine lives in Heatherton don't know where that is other side of the ale the batter is Morse or a strange glow Imperials on the right products nose okay that's what he knows about him that's what made Tseng else you can tell me about advocate odd fellow the Roy who knows where no apparent reason shacked up with a widow whose husband was stopped for spa the bread barons men don't like strangers i he stays out of their way always seems to know when they're coming always manages to disappear he's thanks indeed uh I might talk to Bruno see what he wants huh we were simple folk we seek alright so that was productive ok let's go over here who's got a lot to say let's see what this is what's the notice board here notice okay that's a bunch of [ __ ] missing wife missing Michael from the inking ha [ __ ] this garbage dude and that's it something it's like wow right is I'm not gonna go pick up a quest to do a bunch of other dumb [ __ ] might just give me the quest to kill like one guy and that's it let's go this way alright we're on our way ok so where do I go now ok all right five crusted goodness damn well I don't know I'd like to focus on main questions I mean the games already really long I mean if I do side quests like I'll be streaming this for like a year I want to focus on getting the the main quest area done all right damn dude whoo this place I'm really surprised how good this game works holy [ __ ] wow I feel like they are the scenery looks really good like that the character models are like either alright but the scenery really looks good mr. horse is stuck come on man come on roach oh come on now look what the [ __ ] dude come on let's go man can you go this way go this horse is so stupid I'm stuck okay maybe I get off that way the [ __ ] is this man okay you know what [ __ ] it dude I'm just gonna go over here let me call them come here oh now you can come all right okay that's fine all right let's alright let's continue on our journey okay I guess I have to go through this path here yeah this seems like the right way okay the adventure continues very strange like dropping in to add Legend of Zelda wait oh [ __ ] okay let's go I'll kill I'll kill you there it is there it is there it is please easy game so [ __ ] quick Bijan leave me be whoever you is get away okay calm down it's over Oh use the Jedi mind trick on him okay got it ah it's over balls past never to be restored I'll not forget that ever yeah cuz the dogs eat everything looking for a man named Hendrik supposed to live in this village I he did no longer man nabbed him in that Hut come on if you'da heard the cry sir if you'd have heard how a man can scream how he can suffer unless they tell me what happened tell me what happened here step by step but it took him took him all Wow the Sirat help was waning see okay and the dusk went crimson like blood thought to myself strange but cannot hear them toads [Music] let's see yep Wow so that escalated quickly holy [ __ ] there is what happened there save terror through and through Henrik screamed then he begged but and he could do not move okay [ __ ] oh there it is damnit Wow weren't here long the terrors yet the village froze like in the heart of winter you in that hat when they rode off the hope and I love Sam she recorded it never farewell peace of mind to you focus only see camera is not in focus there that's that that's a lot better yeah okay find an agent called Henrik okay let's go over here oh I gotta loose the dogs okay I got a dog tail I got a dog tail and I got a dog tail okay great well this is productive alrighty and oh this is oh this is the guy we needed to find orchard and talk to maybe they missed something man should search his trousers yeah that's a good idea I need to check his pockets I wasn't thinking about pocket rousers are stiff as they found out to dry midwinter okay maybe he hid something in his gherkin okay damn he's cold his ice nothing here all righty maybe it's boots should check his boots blood congealed key hidden in his boot we got it got it through the keyhole somewhere nearby hopefully we got him okay what's your senses to find the thing okay let's look over here examining this there's a draft gotta be a space under this rubble guess I should do some cleaning oh [ __ ] there it is okay well awesome let me pick up the grain first okay I got a platter that's exactly what I need okay let me open this way it's locked how the [ __ ] is it locked if I just got a key oh I had to right-click to unlock it okay I see what's this Tamera daughter of bloody baron presumed kidnapped hefty reward okay that's great what else is there boo more stuff okay I got a vial that's good and what about this it's a candle interesting [Music] okay maybe I'll check over here you I just stole all this dude's money [ __ ] yeah all right well light that up and oh oh a ledger payment for a sack of grain amount due for a charcoal shipment and Rick was masquerading as a merchant Henrik's a [ __ ] wire what's this notes among the ledger entries clever very interesting headings missing and wanted okay subject appeared in Skellig a also cited in novigrad appearance unchanged passion hair scar on her face avoids contact with others that's not good drunken swine so-called Baron Houston subject at his castle or should I say illegally appropriated fort reason unknown talk to Baron at crows perch quiet with the witch clashed with a witch subject landed in swamp encountered a witch conflict ensued cause unknown but suffering to the witch talk to the peasantry village of MIT cops arson advised caution advised and being observed don't know by whom or why and settling signs dog ran off water in bucket froze solid strange glow observed in the sky oh these are the guys coming I guess I think that's all somehow they learned Hendrik was looking for ciri that's the torture I'm too late my only leads the Baron and some witch damn yeah I mean we I mean I guess the guys getting tortured I'm not really sure exactly why or what he did wrong but uh I mean really who gives a [ __ ] I mean we're gonna figure it out and just get [ __ ] done as fast as we can that's what counts all right are we ready okay let's keep moving let's keep making progress the second okay we're good the difficulty um I'll turn it up by one and if it becomes annoying I'll turn it back down yeah how about that okay all right we're something yeah sure okay let's let's go back over to the Barons castle got a in this area 100 experience points that's great wait wow this area [Music] what okay let's go oh these are new quests that I've gotten I see good idea saving come on Roach let's go mr. Roach we're off to save the princess I guess she actually is kind of a princess right this is just like the Emperor's daughter or something like that okay when do we get to meet the other girl - since Jarrell it's a two-timer I mean he's got like the side [ __ ] where is she I'm gonna kill him I'm gonna kill those guys [ __ ] it let's go okay alright there's one down okay let me get out of there okay oh my god there Curtis Curtis Curtis Curtis there it is there it is there it is there it is right there there it is [ __ ] okay alright this is something we roll out of that okay good [ __ ] we saw this guy okay fight that guy they're moving out of there put the shield up [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm dying okay this is second alright okay this is second all right boys we've got we gotta play this we gotta play this safe you got that Archer guy on me alright I'm not going that guy right now dude no my normal [ __ ] Linus I quite a sight line of sight clip fight damaged item we wanted me one of my items is damaged my swords bro [ __ ] man run run man okay just a second we fight this fight wait he shot his own guy okay all right last one last mom I'm not even I would really just sat there and hit the same button over and over and died okay what's in here leather straps oh well [ __ ] yeah all right let me leave that I got water and I got water and a honeycomb okay that's good so I've got to loot the guys I always forget about weeding the guys okay let's go this way so how do i I think I'd like to repair item for my sword didn't I hatchet okay let's go over here good let me see if I can do this inventory amateurs repair kit okay so I use that on this right oh I think I did it all right great there we go [ __ ] yeah whoa let's get going okay all right let me look at those boots that I got - I forgot about that so that's eight boots and these are one boots so these boots are a lot better than my boots and what about these here oh I already looked through those before okay good perfect all right let's get going all right yeah nice little detour we'll run around and kill some people that's perfect theirs are the best kinds of detours a magical adventure okay Sloane halter let's see um okay let me get off and it's just like a cinematic oh I have to find the baron okay well this is a nice place I guess it's kind of weird like they have like the little white dots to tell you everywhere to go it reminds me of black desert because that's what they had in that game too barren home depends who's asking a Witcher want to talk to him and I want to plow the lovely Queen settle seeing this Wow in at the crossroads you was there not so long ago thought you were supposed to go your separate way no I said all ah it led me here gotta talk to the bear yeah why what about something important his ears only fine Lordran any mean how was he Mike's in trouble well we had him open the gates you also outweigh me so apparently she's little beefy boy okay don't want no disturbances don't disturb it what do you think so I have to follow this guy yes I'll call you a sergeant to a Tamarian soldier not your concern deserter Sumerian army don't exist so what are you doing here had a choice after the black ones trashed many lie and try to lead will continue to resist join the guerrillas and fight for our beloved Samaria till death there was path we chose the former and the barren your commander so he's a deserter yeah what a dick okay so I get to go this way and follow him where's the Barons oh he's in the barn attended a few Myanmar eonni how are we don't how each world one two three one two three enough why God why or how you do it but you're exactly why don't you stifle say no besides you've another guest look at that didn't even stifle - it's portable that blabbering about how cultured the nationís uh I just thought opioid number one I'll be a nice guy mission in reality especially the ones about foreigners right you are yeah I'm I know who you are believe I also know why you've come Oh we'll talk inside okay let's go wow that was easy like yourself is moving right along they would have put the booty vodka I'm gonna say no thanks I don't know thanks didn't you come here to drink as you will but I'll not sit here a dry if you doubt mind before the war there was a distillery neighbor lest invalid water [Music] to the matter at hand on Philips stringer now the blob sits around here call me the bloody baron Geralt of Rivia blob kids call me the butcher of Glavine I said already I know who you are truth be told it's the only reason we're talking how do you like it here in felon uh what should I say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say it's awful I don't swamps bugs yeah [ __ ] dude this place is the [ __ ] away someone loses their way around here he becomes damn hard to find that's right what are you getting at many have lost loved ones here some their wives others their daughters unless they get to the point to the point already okay city that's why you've come isn't it that's right he was here she showed up some time ago exhausted wounded and stinking like a sock town after a hard hunt now he's chasing another girl lighter I learned she come from the swamp the village [ __ ] yeah like you're gonna get up after that give me a break yes she's pretty high she's like 18 right late in the game wait what you play sir you cannot access a minute wait what what the hell now I'm the girl okay 300 damage oh my god okay oh okay so now what should take Emma Watson you can come down jump down kid do it hello there as you lost a little I guess are you I did some wash I don't know what the hell's happening you know which way to go not quite yet I'm sure we'll find the way we set off together what happened to you this it's nothing I'm asked where he lives why don't you tell me where you live they did your wounds there I don't like playing as a girl man how did you wind up here my father bought me told me to thought of the Train of treats and eat my face apparently you did good wait so we start down the trail then I saw a butterfly and I went to catch it and I lost my way never catch a butterfly okay you and your father when did you leave home it's morning and did the Sun warm your face or your back so we must go east Oh Marcia asked yeah this girl's 200 IQ and explain to your parents that they must not lose their children in the woods that's a good idea go home so the wolf King and his pack the [ __ ] is a wolf King no Kings among wolves these have won and you've seen him yes I mean new from behind a tree he was huge with join eyes and great fangs news terribly disgustedly horrific see what I've got on my back wolves fearing Kings do to come okay I'll help you up that's easy you don't shut the [ __ ] up okay let's keep going so we have to follow the girl oh okay we have to fight the wolves in our area xxx there is critical damage got them all right easy where do I go [ __ ] dude wait what the [ __ ] is that holy [ __ ] Wow [ __ ] okay so I had to be I need to be doing a lot more jumping how do i redo my help is it we getting yeah this okay good alright good okay good we got another one perfect all right I'll kill that guy next okay get me out of there I'm gonna get back onto this guy right here right that's right here right here right here I don't know where the hell what were the hell am I going okay kill there it is nice Wolf's have been destroyed perfect massacre okay mine could do a lot more come all right let's keep going look there's something there is that her dad don't come any closer I guess you'd probably know the symptoms our dad okay why is every girl in this game wear high heels with a sword okay I guess let's look at his chest it's just his crushed ribs probably pissed his lungs yeah I see that something picked him up and threw him against the tree okay what about like Tori's leg off no nor did off okay stay there and look away hmm what's this marrows missing interesting okay well belly let's see his livers gone so I was hungry are you digging through his belly would you mind making certain your laces are tight what a dumb [ __ ] he was turn around the wolf kings no fantasy it seems except he's a werewolf what happened oh he had a fool Oh the wolf King got him when two children get so smart day we often find us good question I'm gonna spam left until he dies but I can make a blade oil that's the easiest thing you mean like we make from rapeseed rapeseed a far more special oil okay I've dealt aloe Wolfsbane always parsley I'd wolf's liver the wolf King will feel terrible terrible pain did your father teach you not my father my uncle uncle vesemir Oh okay gather Wolfsbane all right so I've got to go get this stuff here okay and I'll get one more of him here was it was that it no it wasn't am I supposed to follow her or get this stuff oh there's one right there [ __ ] what the [ __ ] dude how many wolves are there okay all right I'm getting out of here Jesus Christ this is insane there we go here we go any of that finish him off okay good let's get on to that guy right there I'm quick I'm clicking man it's not working kill background good alright getting out of there finish this guy off right now got him nice how do that attack there it is okay one more blood would open no wolves did this that would open oh I've got to look this one over here [ __ ] I forgot about this guy got him Wolf's liver all right I need one more fools parsley and I'll be ready I'm not sure we're fools parsley is though I think we're going over towards this way yeah thanks yeah I will say if I just saved right there thank you oh I already got that okay I don't need that where's the parsley is over here no that's mistletoe this is [ __ ] Christmas okay you need wait why would we go in the cave oh I got it all right okay have everything now first spot where I can build a fire brew the oil in peace okay let's look around what you doing greasing my blade see just how effective uncle resumes formula are oh so she made the thing already okay good that means I don't have to figure it out can I kill the girl you know I'm not gonna try I'll be a good guy I'm not gonna try to kill her I'm a good boy right now okay good boys don't do good boys don't kill them all right nice you made it over the the thing I'll pick that up too I don't know if I get to keep this girl's inventory or not or if it's even worth looking at this stuff alrighty oh wait no this is where we were just that isn't it because we just went right there didn't we oh oh I bet the cave is where the big guys in alright let's go well now what dock right it's Jen Greymane all right let's go oh [ __ ] okay let's go okay okay okay okay okay go you can come out now all right come on yeah so now what we must go to the village I'm just gonna go to the village but my lord he's a powerful man these shorts wealthier my evil rewards you for cutting the werewolves down very well lead us to your lord let's go a few hours later oh wait oh they let them to the fat guy I guess that must be what's going on you know how much easier this game would be if everybody just had a cell phone he could just call her be like where are you you know I think about how easy that game they gave me it'd be over like an hour That's not me Dawg huh the little one no damage I think I know my own child well might might not be yours the older one but you've got to admit that like this that's downright striking so any chance for that reward walks out of here dude the bowl cut wearing dumb piece of [ __ ] get him at oh my god he looked like simple Jack yeah no one who wants a reward for the wrong kid very thank you I'm not evening clear to say well please do you like it huh I don't prepare a bath for you once you've Aiden and you could do with some sleep great care in the Nook behind there half you in the guest room obviously the kitchen okay thank you Oh Shh 8.now will speak once you've rested what a nice guy what's a good guy all right so I ordered my mentor watcher and left her to rest and AH a topic for another time what I want I need to find her understand I need every last bit of information what I mean I understand boat you see it so happens my wife and daughter are missing as well I propose here we go find my loved ones about the girl you seek all I know I fine fine I'll help you oh yeah find your family but then you'll give me every bit of information you have you have my word God this man's under my protection now wants to bother him in any way that's right don't stare I've not ground horns trick it is a token of my good faith when do you see them last I've Anna Shafter the new moon is if whisked away by shadows maybe their world war thirst precisely that's why I walk one more to find them gone I might say I need more informaton to know a lot more than that can I see their room sir what for I need clues anything to latch on to oh not let a stranger pour through that belong here we go find them or not come on pour it you just let me look at her [ __ ] then let me work fine but I shall go with you the doors are locked well he is he's a porky guy I mean look at him man Hayes he can even fit through the door come on when I buy my animals haven't got a clue damn no wonder the kid got lost he's dumb I thought you have the key to the door this is your house okay all right so what's shy steel always [ __ ] that's mine now okay yeah that's mine [ __ ] I don't care all right let's go ahead what is this a bomb wooden candlestick Stan oh no not really wooden candlestick wouldn't have broken why is it red if it's a wooden camel secondly doesn't talk about that when candlestick stems broken oh why all right let's look around here so Oh fresh flowers he expects them to return any minute take soap Oh more stuff for me to steal okay let me examine walls a different color something used to hang here mm-hmm that painting right sighs okay so we looked around oh I see it oh wait this is the guy the Baron and his wife sure look happy enough not really that dude looks pissed what's this uh-huh God I wonder who wanted to hide the home oh and what's on the other side yo this guy's a detective holy [ __ ] okay what about this hmm it gets interesting piece of wood looks like the stem of that candlestick no coincidence there hmm fight might have happened here I don't look for domestic violence Oh oh wow there's a bunch of [ __ ] over here huh rest of the candlestick and wine stains somebody smashed a bottle from Tucson oh yeah ever loose scent asn't died wonder where to leave me okay and what's this what the [ __ ] what in the [ __ ] is this oh I have to follow it okay alright let's go this way and it's a it's a board all righty trail breaks off could find some spruce wood smells of juniper incense some sort of folk talisman protective question is against what won't find much else here okay let's go talk to the Baron I think it's down here right he's hiding okay maybe he's over here barons guards no no he's up top yeah he's got to be up top let's go check up there okay let's talk to him now don't poking around I might tell him there's a sign of a fight found signs of a fight in the room know anything about that a fight what are you talking about someone was attacked call your wife or daughter whoever it was tried to defend themselves with a candlestick missed the attacker punctured the wall instead they tussle - oh I'll talk nothing about this wine Andy not notes I was drunk I remember a thing really was it only that night on mother till annoy woke down you were the only ones in the castle maybe one of your men heard something three times I asked those bastards if they'd seen anything to hurt anything nothing not so one of them all right let me ask you about the amulet recognize this amulet yes Anna began wearing it a time ago okay the idea where she got it none any witches are cunning women in the area Tyler I'll coop lives near black bow and there's a cunning woman in mid cops but I know little about her she's only recently arrived if Anna were to see someone she choose the paler not the woman Anna was wary of strangers newcomers okay I'm off to see the power on I have a chat with this pillar I don't know what the [ __ ] a power is rumor has it he killed his own father with an axe as a lad then went batty now they say he sees ghosts oh he went crazy after that I'm not really interested in his hobbies just want to ask about the amulet sounds good let's go see what this guy has to say about the amulet okay let's go out here and go find the guy he's a goat [ __ ] well we'll find out [Music] I'm not sure if this is a horse situation or not let's get on the horse where's mr. horse come on faster okay yeah I don't know where this guy is so I'm just gonna get on a horse and have it take me that way yeah okay and now where do we go over this way I like how my horse can run people over that's like my favorite part of the game we're on an adventure let's go going vendors are different yeah I don't know I mean obviously it's who gives a [ __ ] dude I mean really who gives a [ __ ] let's just keep going it doesn't even matter all right let's go help her nah dude all right okay oh we're here there we go alright okay oh cinematic alright what do you want now how do you talk to the power tool it we've got dibs on a chat with him a long one looks like we're gonna have to chop some people up I'll say leave or die get the hell out now why does everybody in this a day without corpses majors picked up going for the special bits of rare creatures Oh wonder how much we'll get for his eyes alrighty oh I ain't food okay I've got my food what are they waving at me [Music] these guys suck wow this is embarrassing wait Oh what the [ __ ] nice if I can kill this guy okay all right game over to this guy finishing got him this is my dark souls preparation voice got them there it is there it is there it is there it is there it is there it is [ __ ] [Music] [Music] [ __ ] exactly dude okay got him nice alright one more to go one more to go focusing up right now where does this wizard [ __ ] there's gotta wonder about a man to get his fix friends all worked up okay that was easy there we go wait what did I just loot there I should have paid attention oh I can't just I eluded those bolts my sword is breaking again how the [ __ ] do i repair my sword Boyd oil in your inventory okay I don't want to deal with that oils okay don't care about that either blacksmith yeah I should have done that let's see okay yeah I get it okay so man like get this [ __ ] thing under the way like god damn it and okay only can we close that again open it again all right that's fine okay so this is that's a steel sword wait this does more damage problem salt great ok let's go talk to the power ok where's the power oh hey anybody home open up it's safe now Devils who did I bring on what seeker I need your help whoa man my wolf cry old tis he the pillar awaits I'm just gonna say need your help I'm gonna be straight up with him mo just but I'm not this made of spruce wood and the strong smell of juniper oak I designed to protect someone freshly cut spruce sprinkled with God's blood then tempered with an incense of Earth smoke and juniper for Anna to protect her designed to protect her from what the siege she was evil all around wanted to possess her Oh magic boon of oblivion from dark sources emerged as McCall in five years okay be more specific okay nor for the touch a small protective charm not the thing more a fella could do I'm looking for Anna and her daughter I see I'm a mask this one you make the amulet all right it was the Pella after the way of these forefathers how than five months okay proper Oh Sammy let's go be protected well she'd never taken it off now who's this [ __ ] in my chat dick him he says maybe you're not enjoying this game maybe you should ditch it right now dick Lum why do you think I'm not enjoying the game I see you're spamming the same [ __ ] [ __ ] in my chat over and over what why do you think I'm not enjoying it I'm curious what we're all waiting well he said something I didn't see it thought you were kind of bored you're not a mind reader okay what's gonna enter so annoy Singh you know where they are now you're spamming and twitch at Pella don't know not as perceptive as you think you are but the speed okay hello we'll all get the spirits ask spirits great fine with me long as I know where to look where to find them lost lost must be found princess none better than princess for finding things princess which princess okay princess my goat she's fled I'm scared her off can we get back to the augering man now do I have to get a go without the guns oh [ __ ] won't work let's go will you help me if I bring the goat back princess princess where have you got to girl fine I'll get your goat the bell the little bells ringing she loves it breeding ring and she will follow it for a while but beware of wild strawberries raspberries - yeah treacherous as beasts go and I always keep an eye out for him okay you got a new quest ahem prepare it by placing it an appropriate slot in the inventory panel then selecting it from quick access menu ok use the item personal ok inventory panel quick access menu all right so I quick access menu where's the bell you guys see it oh it's already equipped okay got it great okay let's go find the goat we're off on another magical adventure there he is there's to go wait no that's not a goat okay just a second I have to kill these [ __ ] okay easy okay got him okay ez game ez life all right I'll look these guys real quick okay good find the powers code okay I guess I need to follow the dots okay I followed the dots but where's the goat Oh Witcher senses ooh I heard him I heard him okay let's go there you are bring the goat the power here goat come on come on you can do it Koston torned you should have known it would be stubborn okay all right time to try the bow let's go monster that's good come on now there come on mr. goat come on you can do it do I really have to keep ringing this Bell for you to follow this is your grace this is great come on come on you can do it come on man let's go go [ __ ] man come on go let's go go defend the goat from the bear wait what bear oh that bear what the [ __ ] Jesus Christ house got some accountant [Music] wow this is like a boss the Bears got more health into Griffin hop on bear yeah that was dumb oh he's running away the bear is afraid of me okay you should be alright okay going in on them again yeah all right moving out I get myself up okay there it is there it is there it is third is third okay ass I'll kill that bear ass dude nope that's what that bear whoo all right that's some progress right there that's a dead bear okay wait I don't know if I want to go down there that seems like a bad idea let me lose these and I'll go take the big guy back up to the guy okay all right okay so let me go find the big goat you want to really have to keep bringing this Bell for default let's go so I just have to keep the Bell near me and then have the the goat follow the bell okay Rondon adventure okay I'll go get the loot after this you're no rich I bet we could be friends in time okay I've got that all-important quality every Roche has to have you don't talk much yeah I usually don't talk to goats that's true okay come on come on you can do it thank God there we go the goat has been saved thank you as we told you save the goat I'm fine we're good we've done a lot what it's one second I'll be ready to go we'll start this up let's see we help me now or let's do this um let's see all right I just say let's do this let me talk about an end tomorrow I'll presume he's going to healthy blood we need blood a living being but there's that same guy i don't know i just banned i just kept saying the same thing over and over it's annoying okay so now what yeah I I don't like dealing with three times love these two what's a rat what the hell am I gonna do with the rack okay waiter those little rats feet [ __ ] dude all right let's go all right we got a killer wait why damn this guy is crazy a child that leaves not did not die the [ __ ] does that mean okay mentioned a child who's why Anna's Nana was pregnant she was she miscarried exactly Aaron didn't mention it the fried perhaps or ashamed or forgetful or perhaps he had no wish to remember Anna tell you all this did she come here after it happened yeah Anna because the omens totally great Oh be sure it's true the humans they have your faith to be true it is you who needs the omens to lead you to truth okay dude okay they tell me my horoscopes wife's miscarriage foul-tempered years and he's a fungus for ouch no doubt makes his temper even Fowler did he abuse his family and it came to you you must have noticed something the palace old near blind but princess came and licked her hand so what she's a wise beast only comes to those who suffer what do you mean it's a wise Beast it's a go what happened to the child in a grave thrown without right or ceremony it awoke now it wanders it seeks vengeance a Bartling white wolf wise wolf catch the Boxley the bottling will help lead the wolf to the loved ones Aisling sucked the blood of pregnant women and eat their fetuses they don't tell no that's the same parent cursed and witches lift curses if the white wolf can't lift it he should bring me its blood blood will always find kindred blood alright let's figure out where the kid is I gotta find the box thing first seek it at midnight near the grave that lies empty if what you say is true the Baron ought to know where that grave is all right let me go over I want to do one thing I want to go check what the hell is going on with these with this bear okay cuz there's like people said there was looting the cave yeah I'm gonna kill this I'm gonna kill this guy right here come here come on yeah come here Bambi get over here Bambi you're gonna get tired eventually come on [ __ ] I'm running out of stamina man yeah okay I can't get him man I've been eluded I there's no way I can figure out how to get these uh these guys here okay all right this is where I would that okay good so let me try and go in here this is where people said there is loot okay it's not much going on in here it's nothing yeah this is just chilling this ain't [ __ ] what's good you say okay let's go back up here yeah [ __ ] this [ __ ] man y'all telling me to go around and look for this kind of stuff use the senses okay yeah let me go I'm back that's a good idea I forgot about that I'm not used to using the senses master crafted sword flawless diamond Wow honestly guys I thought y'all were wine holy [ __ ] this is awesome I don't know what any of those things do but flawless seems really good okay so I have to go back to the the baron and so what is it is this a living tree No okay I thought the tree was alive like the Lord of the Rings turns out it wasn't okay let me get that right there and oh wait where's my horse let me kill his dog okay let's kill these guys real real quick come on man come on it come back come back you can do it there you go man this music I don't know what to say about the music okay got him [ __ ] yeah all right where's my uh I'm not gonna loot those guys they're [ __ ] worthless [ __ ] man give me a break all right got it all right let me try and get away from this guy yes okay I'm running away I'm gonna call the horse come here horse come on let's go run into venture okay [Music] I bet I probably should just fast travel over there but I don't know exactly how to do that so I'm just gonna go back over there on my own I'm not sure how to like navigate the map thangs drink oh that seems bad because it's on fire isn't that where we're supposed to go [ __ ] okay I think I went up through here right yeah I did okay this is the this is the correct path okay oh the horse is slow now castles on fire it's okay dude it's okay I'm fireproof I don't think so right butchers aren't fireproof that's okay well we'll go in there anyway it's not a big deal no they're not okay I'll handle it [Music] okay [Music] both we where's those we anyone seen him believe I saw Matt into the stable okay watch fire he's blind nobody willing to put it out and that's simple most of our Fred butterflies in a rage he takes no prisoners my brother's in the stable with dr. save him he'll burn alive hey man the Aussies I'll try it I'm gonna do it I'm gonna try it with France save already now quick okay let's go let's do it boys this guy's so bad okay all right let's get in I told you guys I'm fireproof look at this okay okay so how do I get by going through here yeah I going through here it's a lot it looks like right okay so how do I get in there damn it won't budge probably bolted on the inside okay I need an OEM damn it won't budge let's all around the inside fire spreading okay wait well what's the door there's no way I can get in through here oh I go I go up top okay I'll take the ladder and I'll go down there we go okay good all right can't jump over that yes I can okay [Music] okay where is it Rosie I'm gonna die this is not good what can i least open the door did I figure it out I saved the horses I know your wife miscarried was that before will after he beat you to a pulp oh we got the killer don't play me for a fool or I've been beating them three years finally they've had a nothing fled sound about right was it go [Music] okay all right I got to pay attention here getting away honey [Music] but why I mean like if I'm gonna beat the dude up why can't I move around I can't even heal what is this a duel I don't get it whoa whoa okay alright relax a round okay all right focusing all right punch him right in the [ __ ] head got him got him got him got him got him I was trying to use a strategy no reason to now I just kept it where's this team we need to talk yeah I bet yeah no need for strategy sit down you beat them I never laid a finger on Samara not once and on Anna that's another story oh boy she always knew how to spark my cowboy you knew they had run away from the start what a piece of here you why didn't you tell me wasted my time sire had Sartre said I had troubles couldn't control my wife or daughter what kind of fashion trick would you take me for the same one we see right now you fat piece of [ __ ] I just can't tell me I'd find him doesn't much matter now I know how to find them yeah it's good how I know about the baby Anna and I it wasn't as he seemed seems he skipped on info it wasn't as bad as you think oh really all right necro 796 so then it's just like so I guess the kid was asking for it or his wife was asking for it whenever he started beating hers is that right I mean cuz there's two sides to the story yes she was asking for it a [ __ ] break guys a fat piece of [ __ ] he's trying to beat people up while they're trying to save the horses then you call him out on it and he wants to get in the fight like he's Conor McGregor me a [ __ ] break this guy's a piece of [ __ ] man okay tell me how it really was all right I'm all ears tell me what happened the truth this time I'd been soaking myself three days straight Anna kind to me said they were leaving or begged them to stay she refused to hear it I tried to stop her she wriggled like an eel we struggled she fell or she fell last plastic thing I remember woke up in the morn breech is heavy with my own piss this game launched two sides I hate its two sides the story know what that's like which cuz he doesn't drink you fat piece of food was left what do you mean nothing Marilee the buckle uh tomorrow present for all this she see you quarrel through the door why perhaps she didn't enter the room shine two things what have turned out always someone else's fault the sight of her always calmed me what happened next next heat only got worse I work at sunset not now in how many days had passed thought it was all of plowing drunken nightmare then I went to the bedchamber but Hana was not there instead there was blood everywhere I knew she'd miscarried my breath shorts my throat locked I neared the bed and saw it it lie there it saw anything defenseless on bloodied sheet dead and it was my doing seen a lot of dead in my time but that must have been hard both speak ibly son more legs guy Pat so fields of corpses at sudden so which is burning Maribor but compared to this all that was a rabbit's much as I do the guilt we don't know that yet the amulet Anna war could be linked somehow maybe the fact that she lost it what did you do with a child wrapped it in a clean sheets and buried it's just like that damn you okay no thought to a funeral it was a horror I wanted it to end back childhood clean boy dream I told Anna the little one our little one to make things art yet she died before she could be born understand which my child was dead I sympathize I do thank you and know that I hope you find your city deal we made means I need to find Tamara and Anna first just so happens your unborn daughter might help us do that once how sometimes miscarried fetuses if they don't get a proper burial turn into botch things into [ __ ] what let's explain it to him because he wants to know exactly how his aborted baby fetus is turned into a monster a cursed creature that draws strength from killing pregnant women once it's strong enough it attacks those who scorned it but hell how does it know blood ties they're a strong bond a bond I want to use to find your family how one of two ways legends claim you can bury a botch thing under the family's threshold perform a ritual and turn it into a lubricant that's a sort of a hob a guardian spirit that could lead me to your family and the other way we kill it and draw some blood take that to the pallor and he does the rest do not kill my child it suffered enough already lift the curse that he might finally rest in peace still not sure what to do whatever you decide we must put an end to my child's suffering okay whatever we do we gotta find the bottling first I'll show you where I buried her and I'll dig the grave at my threshold if it turns out we can't transform the bunch thing into a lubricant they can bury us in it Andy either way need to tend to something first be quick than me what I'm hard to do in the meantime get drunk again fatty sober up there's that too yeah that's a good point yeah I should do that okay there we go read the bestiary to learn more about box lengths okay let me see here glossary bestiary bottlings the [ __ ] is a botch lling necro phage cursed ones okay saying a bot rings ugly is like saying shits not particularly tasty can't say it's a lie but it certainly doesn't exactly convey the entire truth either bot rings are perhaps the most repulsive creatures which are ever after this pleasure of meeting born of dead unwanted babies discarded without a proper burial that our appearance is that of a partially decayed fetus their unformed flesh twisted with hate fear and malice these hideous creatures feed on the blood of pregnant women drive driven by a mad hunger that most often leads to the victim's death I need to use accion it and cursed oil well that seems great doesn't it yeah that that's awesome anyway guys I'm gonna call the day for today I think this is a good place to pause here and we will continue this at some point we got a lot done we made a lot of progress we did a lot of [ __ ] and I think things went pretty well Scientology yeah yeah well no it's not a cliffhanger well I don't know how much longer it's gonna be I was gonna end it the goat but then I went I got the Bears and just you know like one thing one thing went to another so thank you guys so much for watching really [ __ ] appreciate it thank you thank you thank you guys please go ahead and oh actually I've got to read some donations yeah let me make sure that I do that and I get all cut up before I leave suck my dick thanks to the $2 man really appreciate that as maan is gay feels good man Reena with the $50 thank you so much dude I love your content no homo but then you asked if I was gay 250 dollar donations $100 thank you so much man I really [ __ ] appreciate that I am not gay but if I suck the dick it still wouldn't be gay thanks to the $50 I appreciate it man and I freaking love watching your stream as always always good a good laugh and never quit please best regards from Sweden thank you very much the five I appreciate that two men thank you thank you uh thanks to the past year of amazing gods and keep up the changes - Wow and doing variety games as well always be number one thank you very much in twenty man I really appreciate that - thank you thank you zoom out check the size of the map it's huge yeah I've seen that man it is really really big it's bigger than I thought it was going to be we content more than anyone else thanks to the entertainment 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and I'll see you later purse okay all right we got the ads now we're good where's my food where's my food I don't have any food dude I didn't go downstairs and get food I actually do like this game this games fun I think I'll probably start playing in the evening or something like that and like just do like a 3d - like five hours stream maybe I don't know about three like two to five hours stream in the evening and just like play it at night that could be really fun maybe do story games that way I don't know about like doing it as like a sub chat or something like that I kind of like the idea of like just being able to talk to people and having it be more chill sounds like then I probably won't get as many viewers this game's not really good for like viewership I don't think personally but I mean not personally I mean obviously I lost a ton of viewers playing the game so I'm not sure what I'll do about that but if I play it in the evening I don't really think it'll be too big of a deal one way or another can't watch night streams yeah everybody's got like different things right and I don't know really how I'll handle it we'll see seal the industry yeah if you guys type not upset with not the end and you capitalized there's a new emote in the channel which is three not optimal for streaming content yeah I really enjoy this game I think it's great like that what's weird to me is like I don't think it'll be like good streaming content but I would just like randomly run around and just like collection and just do random stuff you know um play the seal music where is the [ __ ] isn't I'm not sure [Music] just goes on and on I don't know if I can handle it that wall I'm not mad right now so it's not necessarily something I need to see but anyway guys thanks all for watching really appreciate I'll see you guys in peace

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Published: Sun Jan 27 2019