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they kept saying poo poo and cp and 777 top ten and words number ten negative number nine what is going on what's up y'all it's me it's your boy asmingold and today we're starting tts week uh the burning crusade beta two and one obvious three kappa one zero all right one two three so the rather rich king bit this is going to be a long week 777 no million 700 and like there are people that have these going on constantly just like the donation 15 omega lol carter fifteen oh my god oh my god and seventies i guess like it's not as bad it will it will not be as bad soon right now seven hundred and seventy seven octaly and 770s it will get better guys it will get better now i will get made a youtube video in 2015 that helped me get a darkman achievement yesterday thanks for the firework toy oh yeah i did do all those i did those at the the night that those things i paid ten bucks to make tts machine go brr r i'm i [ __ ] you dude i'm glad i'm back too i really am and that's one of the things is like i have people tell me when i started watching you a few weeks ago and now at the age of 26 i've started playing wow for the first time congratulations you've changed my outlook on the game and i love you for it of course also your streams are incredible thank you of course yes of course that's my black cat's pop pop pop pop pop pop pop poppy or texas fam oh my god i love it when you call me big poppa throw your hands in the air refuse a true player i love it when you call me big poppa to the honeys get in money lane fellas like dummies.i love it when you call me big my god oh my jasmine i started watching you a few weeks ago yeah and now at the age of 26 i've started playing wow for the first time in my life we had this one you've changed my outlook on the game and i love you for it okay also your streams are incredible thank you okay that that's nice thank you very much i appreciate that jasmine i started watching you a few weeks ago and now at the age of 26 what is going on wow is this the same guy in my life you've changed this is a joke and i love you for it also your streams are incredible thank you what is this did he do it three times oh my god multiple donations that's great guys incoming call from dr chad message received from dr chad what is it good news asman your hair transplant is ready bald kappa kappa kappa kappa kappa kappa kappa kappa kappa kappa um all right so uh this is you help me to find distraction during my depression therapy holy [ __ ] today okay mental breakdown was pog today war crime trial was pog today getting drunk and ending up in hospital was prog today the [ __ ] oh wow i can take over the whole stream for five dollars this is the most hilarious joke ever [ __ ] no don't worry about it guys we're gonna we're gonna get pee pee poop pee pee poo poo pee pee poo poo pee pee poo poo pee pee poo poo pee pee all right it's gonna be 10 bucks okay you know what it's 10 bucks i'm changing it right [ __ ] now hazman went to the austin school for the bold and dumb haha because he's bald and dumb haha take my ten dollars baldi hi athman i really like your streams i'm coming from felix's stream i thought probably subscribe but my mommy's credit card don't work i just wanted to say hi to that and you're boldhaha okay that's great oh i have to say that i love watching your stream i was struggling so much in my life but by watching you it finally changed for the good i i'm finally starting to turn bald i lost my house and my teeth and i'm finally succumbing to my energy addiction oh okay all right um hey asman yeah did you 24 and you just introduced me to wow these streams are really great to listen to instead of the radio because your voice is very pogerous say comb to your hairline just kidding jeb ated your hairline looks like a line rider level on the plus side after tts week you'll be able to afford hair transplant surgery holy [ __ ] you know what this rem you know what this is like you know i actually realize what this is like i realize what this is like it's like you know in classic wow or like in retail wow where somebody will stand in like the frame where you can barely see them in my youtube video and they make comments about the stream and about the video while i'm watching the video in slash say this this is exactly it this is the exact same [ __ ] thing dude is whenever somebody does that gold bald bald bald bald bold bold bold bold bold bold bold the one thing that guild wars 2 did right is the world versus world pvp that was [ __ ] amazing this is going to be such a fun week i already love it and by the way seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven harry don yeah it's really [ __ ] funny laura my hair on her hair hair on gore fiend great stream very pog thanks oh my god sqc gets a lot of viewers your streams have helped me a lot during this corona time i appreciate love the minecraft speed runs xqcl oh wait okay dude so what i'm doing here is i'm making these mounts take longer so tomorrow asman my dad beats me my mother beats me but at least i am safe to watch you since you are not beating anyone in mount off competition [ __ ] you also give me back my furry costume you took last time this is not fun anymore laugh it up i'm about to get them top 10 and words number 10 negative number nine nevada number eight nissan number seven number number six nine number five no number four nick number three nigeria number two new number one nice honorable mention bald i thought number one was gonna be something else to start with and i was so nervous oh my god i was so nervous okay uh let me see if i can get this one it doesn't matter um where is it there it is yeah that's the first it was like my sprinkler goes like this comes back like dude yeah that actually is about right yeah that that not that is accurate hey asman and chat what is the name of the redhead fast food mascot when these balls going to be in your mouth let's get them out you ready to get you guys ready to get the mount who's ready to get the mount watching for a while it's my first message thanks for your content honestly of course man of course i i like i like streaming it's fun and uh the thing that i like about the thing that i like about streaming what's fun about streaming is the fact that i was helping my daughter with the alphabet and we always mess up maybe you can help us out a b c g crap a b c d e f g h k crap abc d e g crap abc d e f g h i j k l m p crap abcdeg crap a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p z crap crap crap crap crap uh streaming's all right uh it's yeah it's it's uh it is it is let's just say that it is okay my sprinkler goes like this let's do it hello mr boldsmongold we finally got an appointment for your hair transplantation please call us back immediately our number is 777 million are you kidding me 77 hundred and seven what is what is wrong with you like i have a business degree do you know what that means nothing it means literally nothing that's like saying that oh yeah you haven't seen what gold mechagon let me do this one right now hi asman hello this is amaranth i have some free space in my hot tub wanna join me on a ride on my inflatable banana i like big bananas xqcl listen i understand i am not going in a hot tub again do you guys remember what happened last time i got in a hot tub you guys remember that whenever uh izzy got me to go in a hot tub with her i was so uncomfortable with that you guys have no idea but she's very persuasive i don't i don't know what it is but she's she's very persuasive and i i ended up getting in the hot tub with her and uh it was it was absolutely terrifying let me say that it was absolutely terrifying for me gold has anyone ever told you that your political characteristics resemble those of famous american artist rapper singer and songwriter from charlotte north carolina de baby i don't even know who that is like is that a real is the baby is that a real person i think it is i heard that name on the radio right women let's go why y'all saying that i'm confused all right here we go my name is maldius copius mountless commander of the armies of the sparx general of the bald legions and loyal servant to the true emperor bobby kotick [ __ ] you no mount offs owner of no hair [ __ ] you man in this life or the next i'm doing i'm gonna do another run i'm doing another run right now okay are you parents death roles unless there's real money involved in high school i don't know i was dared to play gay chicken which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay and the phi rst want to chicken out loses the other guy and i are both really stubborn and neither one of us wanted to lose we've been married 14 years eh it's a match made in heaven that that's a match made in heaven right there okay whenever i'm down and feel depressed there it you on the is alrighty and when she least expect it i get her in a sleeper hold thanks love you what the [ __ ] that's your grandma man what the hell is wrong with you hey asman thank you for everything your stream provides it provides me the joy in rubbing oil all over myself while listening to creed enjoy the simple pleasures in life what the [ __ ] man oh my goshman yeah cts refunded if they are not played i wasted ten dollars bucks before you decided to stall for more than two hours watching video ah my tts never got played and now i need to waste another ten dollars just to get your attention please mr strimmer oh my god asman calls his dad on his fans stream what did you hear well whoever it was that voiceover thing they kept saying and app and and seven seven seven seven seven seven you know what i'm talking about unfortunately yeah i do it's uh yeah and um you know in a way it's almost semi it's semi entertaining you know yeah yeah the first ten times you see it okay pretty good and why was it saying all that [ __ ] how'd that get on there like that because people paid ten dollars for them they paid no they paid real money for it to say seven over and over and over and then somebody else paid real money for it to say poo poo poo and pee pee and then of course there were all the people who paid and didn't get theirs on there because they said [ __ ] but you know tell them to say boo boo pee pee again uh yeah that's yeah exactly who gets the proceeds of that money oh i do i get all the money oh great okay boy you know talk on [ __ ] and something to play off you know yeah yeah yeah yeah in a way brings out the classic asthma goal he's just talking [ __ ] right back to him yeah i know i guess how much money i made donations yeah oh should be in that to do that oh uh oh i i can't even i i thirty thirty five thousand oh what no not yet it's like oh it's only nine not only only nine grand on on just that and just donations just so they could type that just so they could post that stupid [ __ ] man oh man you got to find a way to make more money at that how long were they on right from the get-go jesus christ how long did that voice go on on your show uh it goes on for like well sometimes i skip them if they're stupid i just i turn them off i keep their money i love it oh man how many viewers did you have for that uh like like 40 45 000 no [ __ ] i i'll tell you i i enjoyed kind of watching it for a little bit but uh and of course i i realize it's me but um uh you know after yeah that's what i i think i got that exact same uh sentiment after a while it got [ __ ] annoying right oh at 40 45 minutes i was ready to go in and knock them low with the 12 hitch [Music] anyway i'll give you a call back in like 20 minutes okay oh yeah oh yeah okay okay all right you

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Length: 18min 4sec (1084 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 08 2021