Asmongold BEATS Lost Ark! First Chaos Dungeon & Guardian Raid

wow well well well back at it again gentlemen today is the day today is the day that i get the red cerberus i've been waiting on this for a whole week now and today amazon writes their wrongs and they give me my amount that i deserve so gentlemen sup y'all it's me it's your boy asthma gold where is my red cerberus where where is my red cerberus where do i go to get it it's top left okay uh is it mail uh bribing my way to swag donald's uh i don't know that's a lot of stuff holy [ __ ] important read um okay it's in my mail well i didn't see it let's look over this way the 2022 every games pay to win true okay so what you guys are telling me is that am i getting my red cerberus today or not because i told you guys what did i [ __ ] say i told you guys that i was going to wait what the hell is this let's see what we've got driving my way to swag donald's this guy sent me a bunch of stuff how rich nutrition is your stream mr bold a little hurt about the fish i'm gonna just accept that money right there wire 200 okay it was returned at sender's request dude i i'm not nobody's sending me that there's no there's no cerberus mount it's at 12 p.m pst so we wait for 12 p.m pst and then we get the server mount is that right no okay guys it's gonna come later on today that's fine everybody relax everything's okay now remember what i said that i was doing work last night you guys want to see what that work was 50 [ __ ] eight percent east lootera and then also look at this 70 on tortoic 70 [ __ ] percent i have been farming man people think oh you can't get it you can't get it i got every [ __ ] one man look at that [ __ ] now i'm gonna claim every single one of these little items as well take a look at this only 50. yeah look at this i'm pressing it right now i'm claiming everything got em boys got em boys and then so here's the next one right here let me go back and this is 70 look at annika 76 completion rate for annika i completed every single food every single monster every single hidden story every single dungeon on every single difficulty with every single vista and i'm also collecting these as well and i've already gotten the epic one and i did all of that in one [ __ ] day all of that in one [ __ ] day gentlemen and that's a few hours i did this for fun now let's look right over here secret map i want to see what all this is look at that dude so how does this work open seas of ganea broad sea adventure it's one people so i have to figure out where this stuff is wait what it's leaked map wait what do you mean it's a leaked no that's not how it worked no did that wait no really no way no way that is not how it [ __ ] works guys i don't want to hear that it's not so secret guys you're not [ __ ] with me right okay let me open this card pack here we go gentlemen this is going to be a legendary card pack watch that's pretty [ __ ] good okay like i'll take it i will 100 take that look at that i got an epic one right there a share it card as well look at that wow wow wow wasn't that the thing that you have to spend five hours to farm each individual one because you can only get them through the main story quest was it wasn't that it or was that another card besides that that's solace solace runs it was s i got confused okay yeah never mind on that one all right i thought i got really lucky but apparently i didn't all right so let me see how much right now so this is what we're gonna do we are going to give amazon games we are going to give them two hours in order to return to me what is rightfully mine to return to me my red cerberus mount and if i don't have my red cerberus mount in two hours guess what's gonna happen wait what it's not on auction what it doubled in price it doesn't matter it doesn't matter because you guys are going to pay for it i i you will you guys will [ __ ] pay for it you guys will 100 pay for it this is what's happening and everybody everybody agreed to this they said wait till tomorrow it's going to happen and i said if it doesn't chat pays for the cerberus mount and everybody in chat said okay that sounds good i'm okay with that remember that yeah that's what it was i i was surprised you guys agreed with it too now guys as i said before this is going to go quite [ __ ] well i have a good feeling that today today is the game the day today is the day sorry that i fully upgrade okay ready to sail all right let's set sail wait oh no i don't want to set sail sorry i'm a [ __ ] idiot i was gonna take the dock that's what i was gonna do yeah today is that i did not mean to say that guys come on come on guys let's let's go ahead and let this go bonus from the article will be granted at a future date wait what what they didn't say that did they no they didn't say that like i didn't see that anywhere is this game better than poe i've been enjoying it a lot but i also really enjoy poe they're kind of different games in a lot of ways i wouldn't really say one game's better than the other just because of how different they are in like their scope and just like how they play and everything in general like it's it's very hard to say like this and poe are the same in anything god rely on the integrity of our players for good experience yeah and that's why you can't do it okay okay this is a nice [ __ ] place man this is a real nice [ __ ] place [Music] this is stormland maybe it is honestly i never really liked stormwind yeah you made it did i really okay let's see what i do now wow fireworks and everything holy [ __ ] man look at this [ __ ] dude let me go ahead oh we got this special tree wow it's blue halt this area is off limits to foreigners this is a border patrol huh so you want a foot huh your funeral what's going on huh that pendant it's from an order of knights that was destroyed oh [ __ ] you owe me an explanation follow me okay well let's keep going i don't know what this is gonna be is this the queen damn this place looks nice i really like the lighting and shading in this game it really looks good let's go up here and see how this works okay what the [ __ ] what kind of [ __ ] armor is that oh my god okay so that's the queen look pretty strong how'd you like to take the challenge of a chaos oh [ __ ] this is it holy [ __ ] uh but recently the world tremble generated the storage this distorted after images of the rift and we can protect the power of the statue magic society discovered that one can stabilize its power by destroying his warped after images you look pretty strong how can i try it i see you've grown interested you can enter the chaos dungeon through the warrior of land statue now take this dimensional resonant stone this stone resonates with the waves coming from the dimensional rift stand in front of the statue and use it to match the wavelength between you and the statue each time you stabilize the dimensional rift your achievements will be recorded on the warrior of land statue okay these records will be incredibly useful one day in sealing the dimensional riff for good i'll activate the warrior of land statue for you the new dimensional rift is open trixian needs a new source of power please okay come help chaos dungeon is easy well let's see yeah let's see right now i'm going to try it i want to i want to do this okay erwin's request i'm all 250 or above i have that 250 or higher if aura of resonance is insufficient and i can get all of holy [ __ ] look at all this gear oh my god this is insane okay we're doing it right now 302 eye level that's it that's crazy what's this okay so what do i do i just just killed these guys okay oh i did wrong one okay i mean the literal god by the way okay uh what are we doing here we just wait for these guys again to stack up jesus christ wait i'm already getting blues i'm getting blues boys let's go holy [ __ ] dude i'm a god okay let me pick all this stuff up too do another one of these big dick let's go these things are [ __ ] easy to kill i told you guys i was good nobody wanted to [ __ ] believe me and look now all right so i go to the next one okay let's go to the next one holy [ __ ] so we've got more [ __ ] boys here right oh that's a big [ __ ] boy all right let's kill the big [ __ ] boy okay killing all those guys nice killing all these guys there we go awesome hit him with the three boom all of them are [ __ ] dead okay killing these guys too jesus christ i'm an actual god okay that was really [ __ ] bad timing for me to say that um holy [ __ ] oh there's another bad boy here okay i shouldn't have done that it's okay it doesn't really matter dark warrior holy [ __ ] dude my damage is crazy look at this kill this guy right now wait wait oh i hit the wrong button oh look at that damage oh there's big boys over here i just looked at the map look there's even more bad boys here all these okay okay he's dead too nice oh there's a big boy over this way let's go kill him this is a mega big boy it's odin okay we'll go over there maybe hit him right here oh i [ __ ] up okay big dick right now oh oh there it is he's dead nice holy [ __ ] boys so now what we fight another level chaos dungeon again oh wow there's a lot of [ __ ] boys oh wow there's a lot of [ __ ] boys that's a lot of [ __ ] boys okay give me a second all right let me go ahead i'm gonna swap this over there we go good i'll deal with that later on turn off my camera pretty sure i'm paying attention here all right we're good okay um now what's this uh rift core okay okay big dick time it's big dick time got him holy [ __ ] dude this dungeon makes you feel like a [ __ ] god just hit them right there okay all those guys are dead and there's another set of them right here wait for him to all group up on me holy [ __ ] jesus christ jesus okay let's go to the next one wow okay this guy's already [ __ ] dead basically okay move out of here go back over to here hit him with one of these all of these guys are just getting destroyed holy [ __ ] look at this oh let me go ahead and use this one here got him and got him all right and there's oh there's even more of them still holy [ __ ] [Applause] wow [ __ ] wow dude okay where's the map big loot i'm getting insane [ __ ] loot right now where's your health low it's a special ability that i have where's the other mobs i i think i'm not supposed to go this way maybe it's purification that's where i have to to go i have to clear this thing look at the red marker i mean i have no idea okay so we'll just kill these okay oh oh oh okay okay so each one spawns i got it all right and then we just do a little bit of one of these got him okay we'll go ahead and just clear all these guys out too [Music] damn [Music] [ __ ] yeah okay i'm gonna put on all my gear i'm i put on all my gear i do it again yeah i'll go i'll do another one all right let me try this again holy [ __ ] look at all this gear oh my god look at this 302 well that one's better because there's a higher quality right look at this cursed doll well that's a really good one too and i should just do it again for the other bonus right yeah let's do that okay accepting all so i click on this again and let's say i do another one alright so now i kind of have an idea let's do it again okay let's see how this works what 302 gear are you missing i don't know but i got a lot of [ __ ] gear there like look at oh look at my sword my sword looks [ __ ] awesome okay all right boys y'all ready big dick jesus dude just that killed him holy [ __ ] guys i am ascending i am ascending so far beyond well it's like they can't spawn fast enough like i'm killing them so fast they're not even spawning fast enough for me to kill them look at this i'm just i'm popping off i just wish there's more look at this my damage is [ __ ] insane i'm a literal god we'll at this damage look at this [ __ ] damage i just group everything up holy [ __ ] this is so good killing all these guys there we go okay next level and this is when we fight the bosses right oh yeah three three bosses nice okay let's get all three of them together all three of the bosses together come on come on okay got him triple [ __ ] kill triple [ __ ] kill that's how easy it is right there boys look at that [ __ ] okay cleaving all of these guys down too oh my god this is great this guy tries to [ __ ] with me nope not gonna happen killing him okay got him dude got him dude okay oh there's a big boy there's a big boy right there we gotta deal with the big boy okay it's no big deal oops okay all right it's fine all right that kind of [ __ ] me okay spin through all these guys look at that dude look at all that [ __ ] loot man oh my god this is insane okay so now it's it's like these crystals right okay we'll kill all these guys dude i am [ __ ] unstoppable this is amazing look at this look at that dude look at that dude i haven't even been using that ability like i forget all the abilities that i have that's how many abilities i have move through clear out the rest of these guys too okay look at that oh my god it's like they're just instantly dead okay he doesn't even do anything i kill him before he even casts a [ __ ] spell okay maybe get in here do a little bit of this got him dude i'm getting so much [ __ ] gear man i'm getting so much [ __ ] gear man look at this look at this get the [ __ ] out of here oh there's more dick boys good dead look at this i'm [ __ ] unstoppable oh my god dude look at that look at that [ __ ] dude got him wow wow he didn't even do anything didn't do [ __ ] you need to upgrade your gear okay let me upgrade my gear now so now let's see how much uh how many purp boys i got right here can you get blues out of here or sorry perpees or do you only get blues okay there's legs right there and there's also another ring oh just a second i'll put that ring on wow you'll get purple rings okay i did so much [ __ ] damage there i just destroyed them like that was unbelievable holy [ __ ] wow it's only tier one gear i know do guardian now how do i do a guardian how do i do a guardian let me know how i do a guardian i'll do a guardian right now guardian raid qualification uh okay got it now let's talk to this guy guardian raid the ultimate challenge where you can test your homes by battling a vicious guardian dare i say it this is the most difficult challenge you'll find in all of arkeesia okay let's [ __ ] go now sign a document to receive your qualifications certificate okay let's [ __ ] do it okay and guardian raid certificate submit the document good work oh wow so i just beat his ass right let's [ __ ] do it if you attempt to suppress or kneel harvest guardian soul should i harvest to seoul yes okay i'm gonna do it here we go we'll see how this goes i'm kind of curious honestly guys i have no idea all right i don't know what this is fade stops okay raid editing workshop okay guys where do i go oh it's this way all right let's go down here you have to find them i'm about to find them right now boys y'all about to see what's about to happen i'm about to pop the [ __ ] off where's the boss where he at where the boss at what [Music] the son of a [ __ ] where the hell is he i can't use my mount either okay let's keep going alrighty kill these guys for sure i'll turn the camera on in a minute i gotta focus on this right now [Music] okay kill this guy as well alrighty i'm gonna make sure i turn that off right now okay where's oh there he is okay uh great now what he got me there i wonder why i can't see his health okay okay so i can't get hit by that that's bad what is this purple thing i wonder what that is okay two and three let's go ahead and let's hit him with the w right there got him i don't know how much health he has okay i got nothing up really oh i'm making so many mistakes here oh man i almost missed him there the [ __ ] is this he's going he's going mad he's getting mad got it moved out of that just in time too [ __ ] that was a lot of damage okay that's a big dick damage here big dick damage big dick okay got him come on yeah this is fine we're killing them pretty easily right now oh nice okay i broke it now we do the big attacks okay now what got it we've got that okay now what okay that was kind of bad i should have got hit by that that was really bad okay bro he's getting his ass beat this guy's actually getting [ __ ] destroyed okay move out of that oh i thought i got hit by that never mind okay we're good good okay three three we hit him three jesus christ i'm getting low i'm getting low i don't know how this is going boys i'm getting a little bit nervous like i'm i'm not this is not looking good okay [ __ ] man heal uh what if i hit five okay yeah what does five do but what if i click on this one major hp potion why is he not dying yeah guys why is he not dying he's got a lot of health but like i don't even know how much health he has like it doesn't show how much health he has is that really how it works is this normal like i'm not supposed to even see how much health he has at all like i feel like this is i'm doing something wrong okay i don't know how i [ __ ] supposed to move out of that okay okay so we got me there there's some i'm okay what am i doing wrong so am i supposed to be able to see his health no okay so i'm not supposed to be able to see his health okay well let's do it again then like because i kind of just like gave up there i mean to be completely honest i just gave up doing a group no it's okay i i can do it again it should be fine yeah it's not a big deal there's no way like he's probably gonna die in like two hits he's gonna die like two hits guys i've got three y's he's supposed to be in the spot as i said i have no i have no idea what i'm doing i am just purely trying this for the first time okay why is he red why is he mad okay move out of the way there oh [ __ ] run out of that fool me once okay good make sure i get out of that okay there we go oops i almost got hit by that all right damn boys i am beating his dick off where does this go does it go to where i'm at okay i didn't know if it did or not okay i'm just waiting to see how this works so i feel like i just i can't use that ability like that's a bad ability to use okay got him okay that was really really bad okay spending the win i'm gonna try and get away i'm gonna try and get away oh wait just sec there we go okay i'm gonna get away i'm gonna kite him back i want to kind of back to the open area kind of back to the open area okay spend a win again wait what phase two he ran away he ran away all right all right all right all right we find his ass again it's okay where does he be at where is the bear where bear we have to find mr bear i hear him i hear him i hear him okay he's afraid there it is oh big dick damage there big dick damage there huge dicks there it is roll out of that okay i can't really use that other ability good it's not too bad big dick on a big dick on them there we go look at that huge damage okay a little bit more damage on there bro he's so like he's just like he just has so much help [ __ ] got it okay he's got so much [ __ ] health okay he got me there he tagged me there that's not good okay bro that ability sucks so much dick i don't want to use it anymore what's he doing what's he doing what's he doing i'm worried i'm worried is this his final form okay oh that's stupid that's stupid stupid all right let's go okay okay that's good that's bad for mistake that's a mistake i should not done that okay that's mistake too okay so i always goes behind him right yeah he just throws that [ __ ] right behind him damn that i'm really bad okay i'm actually like just completely [ __ ] up here uh i'm the kind of person whenever i make one mistake i make like five the moment that i start making mistakes i can't stop okay why's he run away now what i beat him holy [ __ ] i beat him i beat his ass i beat his i beat his ass oh my god wow and that's it holy [ __ ] soul harvest carefully collect the guardian's soul [Music] wait no they're not perpees but they're okay still wow wow oh my god oh i get this right here big money okay i can't open it all right uh give me a second so is it i beat it right like i beat the game i i i literally just beat the game right i just beat the game okay i beat the game alright cool okay so let's go ahead i'm gonna leave dungeon all right and i'm gonna open up my my orange box that's it that's the last boss of the game i beat the game the game's over now holy [ __ ] damn that was fast that is crazy how fast that was if i gotta do it again i'm gonna do it with a group okay all right watch this i'm gonna get big big money out this chest big money out this you really got chest wow vanguard accessory chest open all four let's open all four one okay all these are kind of shitty hey hey what's up [Music] you need a baking pan yeah okay go ahead yeah for sure uh it's it's going good i just beat the [ __ ] out of a bear [Music] [Music] the railing and he was looking at pete yeah yeah is that right i guess you probably thought it was in one of his brothers yeah i guess so yeah yeah yeah really wow okay guys um anyway i would usually sit around and like spam ads for three more hours but i do have to go guys thank you all very much for watching i really [ __ ] appreciate it thank you thank you thank you guys i'm going to be back on listen i'm going to be back on at the uh in the morning tomorrow and uh this is yeah make sure to follow the stream sub whatever twitch prime and uh follow the twitter and you guys will know whenever i'm on so thanks a lot for watching guys really [ __ ] appreciate and until next time boys peace dad came by after my stream he made me some brownies for valentine's day feeling more than lucky that i've had such a loving and supportive father for all these years [Music] you

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Id: UUD5V2yhHWU

Length: 38min 8sec (2288 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 15 2022