Ask Steve: Don't Taser Baby!

hi Diane has a problem with her daughter hi Steve oh hi Diane I do my daughter is living out on her own she was recently married and she has a career mm-hmm but she comes into my kitchen thinking it's her own personal grocery store the last time she was over she filled the back so much she couldn't even carry it out to her carrot was so heavy I want to help her but I want something left in my pantries in my freezer I don't want it to be totally empty do you have any advice for me mm-hmm oh great thanks no because the same thing happened to me not there yeah all my kids come over and just raid the house it's just great the twins come over a 30-day ain't got nothing out here you ain't got nothing they come over they'll have nothing Morgan just got married her and her husband come over yeah well I don't even like him no mo my two boys come home from college who I expect to eat everything in house they take care packages back to car they've been doing it to me I have no I have no concept of what to do and they put stuff in Tupperware and they take the Tupperware and they don't bring the Tupperware never bring it back now that's crazy man Kannamma couple warehouse I know my son let me tell you what he did he comes home from college right so I'm in my office my office is by the front door he said hey Dad I'll talk to you I'm about to leave I said okay he got a huge garbage bag I said hey man I said what's in the garbage bag huh exactly in the words of my mother if you can hum me you can hear me that's right see don't honk so I said what's in the bag huh I said what's in the bag man now Oh in this here bag boy what's in the bag I just can't I got some tiles I say some towels will you take your towels for it back to college all my towels are dirty wash you wash your nasty town why are you taking my towels too you see my sons let me explain something my sons don't live at my house no more hmm my sons are seniors in college right now they got apartments when they were juniors so here was the deal once you get an apartment you don't live here no more right that rooms already been converted you don't live here no more put the damn tiles down oh I killed now I've thought about this but my wife wouldn't let me do it they had a company come by they have a device it's like an alarm it'll go off if they open your refrigerator but I put an electrical unit on it so when you open it you actually got tazed I can't she's my baby I can't do this yeah that's what my wife see we can't tase the babies out there the baby yeah I said but they don't live here though they're still this is called breaking and entering into it that's it good luck if you come up with something let me know thank you Steve

Channel: Steve TV Show

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Id: 68lT_VXLvPk

Length: 3min 8sec (188 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 17 2014