(cheering) (applause) - Hello! How ya'll been? I ain't seen you since last week! Woo! Ya'll know mama? I want to get that out
the way right off the top. Somebody say something about
my mama I'll have to hurt you. Oh, man! (laughing) Y'all in a good mood tonight? We got a great show for you tonight. On the show tonight Da
Brat is in the house. (cheering) (applause) She is here! Things have been going good, man. I feel better. My mama happy now. Thirty-eight years. I just had a birthday Tuesday. Tuesday was my birthday. My mama's been happy about that. I'm happy about that. Things is looking a little
bit better for me now cause I've been struggling
the majority of my life. A lot of people look up
here, think sometimes Steve got it going on, got two TV shows. It's been hard for me, y'all. I'm telling you about it. I've been poor the majority of my life. I've been in the struggle, but you know it's doing
a little bit better now. But couple things you need to know. Black people are always the same. I don't care how much money
they got don't let 'em fool you. It's some things about us
that don't ever change. Some things stay the same. I'll give you an example. I don't care how much money you got. I don't care what you make, or what you do for a living. When you're hungry, I'm talking when you're straight up hungry there ain't nothing can set you right like a two piece and a biscuit. (laughter) (applause) - Hello. Ya'll go heavy. A two piece and a biscuit. Oh! Ain't no good eating like
a two piece and a biscuit. I'm talking about fried chicken. I got enough money, can
eat anywhere I want. But when I'm hungry, I'm stepping in for the two piece and a biscuit. (laughter) (applause) Oh, and don't let it be your special. Two pieces for 99 cents. Oh, we be lined up all
around the building. (laughter) (applause) You can't even see that chicken. I walk in the store and at
these places they always got a little teenager working there. Don't care nothing about the business. Don't care nothing about
who own the business. Just come up and talk
to you any kinda way. I'm sitting there, I'm
looking at the menu here. Here she come, "'cuse me! Can I helt you"? (laughter) I'm thinking to myself what
did this little girl say? "Can I helt you"? Is she trying to say can I help you? I said, "if you just hold
on, I'm looking at the menu. I'll be with you in a second". Here she come again. "All we got is chicken". (laughter) I know that's all you got. I'm just trying to figure out
what kinda chicken I want. Crispy, country cooked, fried,
raw, just gimme a minute! So I go back to the menu. I finally figure out what I want. I said, I'll tell you what, I'm a little hungrier than normal. I said, instead of a two piece let me have a four piece and a biscuit. (cheering) (laughter) She asked me something I'd
never heard before in my life. She said, "you want a pepper with that"? (laughter) I said "a pepper"? She said, "do you want
a pepper with that"? I said, what the hell I need a pepper for? I got four pieces of chicken. What good is a damn piece of pepper gonna do for four pieces of chicken? I'll take a pack of pepper
but a fleck of pepper ain't gonna do a damn thing
for four pieces of chicken! (laughter) (applause) She said, "you must have
misunderstood me, mister". (laughter) I said, well what do you mean? She said, "do you want a jalapeno pepper"? I said, well what I need one of them for? She said, "cause it'll make
the chicken taste better". So I said, well hey,
since I'm getting four pieces of chicken, let
me have four peppers. (laughter) I learned something that day: You ain't supposed to eat four peppers. That little girl was
right about one thing. It do taste good. But see that's when, that's
when you're eating it. Your problem ain't
eating the four peppers. (laughter) No, no. Your problem is later on. When it's time to cut them peppers loose. AHHHH! You gonna have blue fire and everything. (laughter) You’ll set the bathroom on fire I know y'all say he just be tripping.
