Ask Steve: Afraid of Dead Bodies

hi Steve I'm studying to be a forensic scientist and it's something I wanted to do my whole life i watch Forensic Files all the time that's my show so I've never actually seen a dead body in real life and I'm really nervous about seeing my first dead body because I'm taking a human anatomy class where we're gonna have to see one I'm scared I'm gonna freak out so what can I do to make my professors think that I could keep my cool you you you you freak out around dead bodies I've never seen one before well what else you want to be just a forensic scientist that's been my lifelong dream you ain't gonna make it cut this out you you're gonna have to get comfortable around their body that what forensic science is it's their bodies what if i black out or pass out then you anyone had a job tomorrow because you got to go to a crime scene some more dead bodies you guys work here what y'all to do you got to practice being around dead bodies go to funerals just open up the paper see who having a funeral and it's best that you don't know these people because you ain't gonna know these people on your job either and just go to Philly then what you can't do at a funeral now because this total family off because they be on the front row you can't go dead you can't do that there James no huh until you get used to it and you walk by the body then once you get used to the body then you gonna be off forensic science it that way when you see dead body that's gonna be different cause that the funeral they all address though make up on all this they'd be real nice at the funeral you find somebody in the field been laying there for a week and a half dance ain't gonna look like they do in the funeral so I don't really know if that's gonna help you now but you got to do something work it out you know walk up there touch it well do you know take your camera with you okay that what you got that's my suggestion I would repeal all knocking to y'all okay I hear Jill I went to funeral in time oh well my friends had passed from high school and my buddy I was with my boy biggie wig and we went to the funeral together and well we drove to the funeral and we stood in line it was long night we didn't really know nobody I said man he had a lot of people we didn't know and so when I got up to the casket being had started talking to these girls so he stayed a few people behind and it'll be it kind of crazy so I tried to keep him with me on time so I got him to the body we was at the wrong funeral so when I looked at the body I didn't know to do and so I just pulled it together I went okay cool so I went to tap big to say hey big we had the wrong funeral but he was back there talking to some girls so that ocean pushed us along so I'm in the back of the church and I'm trying to give beings attention because when he go up there and see this body he gonna had a right reaction because cause he's real hood you know he he don't have no polish and you know so he walked up to the body he looked and he said Oh [Applause] Fat Bastard a meta dude family on the front row they mortified he said hey man homeless dis I'm in the back of the church gorgeous [Applause] moral of the story is don't take bigger wheel to the funeral with you cuz he ain't gonna crack I wish I could tell you what it really said but we all daytime TV maybe on the commercial break I'll give you the real joke

Channel: Steve TV Show

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Id: tD5LlIvavqc

Length: 4min 39sec (279 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 20 2015