Are wedding bands OVERRATED? - Daddy Issues Podcast

we are back with another episode of daddy issues we're getting structured out here man structures yeah sound effects yeah i actually hate that sound like in the beverly hills uh scott what was the police academy oh yeah what was michael winslow but in the show out of the show he was so funny when he pointed that gun at the shark and the shark turned around no the dude didn't what was the dude's name that made all the noise michael winslow's character and that show was listen let's let's look it wasn't high tower hooks uh hooks was the lady hooks was the lady with the sweet voice and then she would turn it over to his channel oh high tower was super strong god what was his name it's rare that i know somebody's real barry had all the characters the guy that talked like bobcat goalkeeper but his character was he came in uh like three or something [Music] [Applause] right that might have been three i think it was three yeah threes when bobcat was funny in there bro he was he's funny man i was watching him in the uh burglar with whoopi goldberg yeah he was mad so what was his name what did he have the voice the case no but why did he i heard it was an act but i'm not sure oh that's not oh i thought he had something i think it was just his uh larva larval jones jones yeah that's why i didn't remember he had the sound effects man no he was great did you had the tough girl that was stacked yeah like the white the white chick with the blonde yeah so what's your she's your favorite one yeah she did huh which one's your favorite one i like three because you met tackle berry's family when he had the brother play fart all the time oh [Music] i think the one i saw the most was the one where they were he had they hid the prostitute in the police academy or whatever that was the first one the first one was my favorite the original one was probably my favorite one i feel like i saw stevenson's on patrol the most so we had it we rented the movie and had it at the house for hella long so what's the one where they shut down the police station and like remember tackling them was in the streets and like they weren't they they weren't cops anymore that's where they worked at like the flower shop and i like that that was that that was part of wait how many were there it was six before i stopped paying attention yeah and they're all blurred together to me right uh assignment miami was like five or something they was in miami four were citizens on patrol three i can't remember the time i think i stopped watching after three do you think they rebooted did they they'll remove anything they were going to a couple of years back yeah they've been talking they were funny though police academy is super funny yeah so they're not silly movies like that no more bro like airplane riding the nerds naked gun [ __ ] gone funny airplane dodgeball might be like the goofiest silly movie i've ever seen they only did they only did one though like they could have easily did like a dodgeball two three yeah yeah oh yeah oh yeah leslie knows he's just he was great because he was like he wouldn't be like he was so serious with it even oj was good and they could he was you know great right when he fell down they tapped him on the steps in the shoulders and then flipped over he's man and that's why that's why y'all are all here you want the hot scoop he thought the whole press was there for him when he got off the airplane he's like here's why you're all here you want a hot scoop well let me tell you something he's like frank they're here for the dignitary from uh no they were they were there for weirdo yankovic right he was like oh okay weird i got off the plane yeah did i ever see uh spy heart yeah oh swahili was so funny that was funny we still quote that dracula dead and loving it hilarious yeah i'm just saying loaded weapon was funny too that was the spoon loaded away with a medium right yeah [Laughter] broken arrow was that the other spoof uh broken it was broken arrow the movie oh there's a broken arrow there was a spoof off of a broken arrow i think with charlie sheen no hot chocolate hot shot yeah that was rambo high shots two was rambling i haven't seen these in so long wait that was top gun though right the hot shot there's just lines like when he fell down the stairs when the the chief officer fell down the stairs he was like you got watch out for those crabs he was like what he was like crabs there were two of them they traveled in pairs and then he just kept going like that's like that's another thing the move the movies me and my brother quote like i think i watched little weapon tonight i watched that a lot i grew up like watching billy madison and happy gilmore oh yeah i've seen happy gilmore probably 26 times oh yeah i've seen every spoof a million times man that before we wrote them we had to say you come from the smooth background airplane airplane two airplane three uh uh saturday the 14th in there these i got something hurt cause y'all took stuff from like every movie and put it in one i mean not every movie but yeah we took a specific genre and but we had to watch and see how they did it yeah right butler man cause don't be a menace with hella movies oh my god i love chris oh don't be me one of my favorite parts and don't be a menace it's such a small scene is that pastor oh that's the problem just like [ __ ] i said get it around but that but it wasn't that part was just a little moment yeah that passed it and he had the tooth out of nowhere [Laughter] i love bernie mac and that a lot of people don't even remember you know black pepper [Laughter] every time every everything has ever been he stole the scene every time he was the best part of that scene a hundred percent of the time look how memorable comedy movies are though like you just remembered him in points and then we'd be quoting at school right i like betting on who's the new guy is going to be like when chappelle came out and he had only one line in the movie and he's like oh that dude killed it with the one line i'd start rooting after damon did the banana man and beverly hills yeah he was known everywhere as the banana man and it was like man off one line take these first one rib was like the longest kevin hart stole that scene in four-year-old versions yeah he killed that scene yeah yes he when i come back that whole exchange was mad funny it showed me the importance of one line one line could really be like what he killed that man yeah comedies i love it man i wanna do a goofy man i gotta do like i wanna do a goofy movie so when they were doing the insults that he said the long-ass one he was like sorry mike no good like here my brother still say that bad minor league bro those are great oh man you mean major league major league excuse me yeah up yours jobu what they made three of those three me my brother always did a dude from state farm he was just always like when at the end he is this home run like the voodoo we did that all the time bro i miss movie like quotes from movies a lot of movies don't have quotes anymore i feel like the last quotable comedy was probably black dynamite my movie's so funny that was stupid yeah black diamond we love it napoleon dynamite was stupid yeah and it was so funny i'm trying to think was like last black dynamite the last quotable movie like silly goofy like sort of like that yeah yeah accommodate it again i loved wrong missy you had a lot of quotes wrong missy it's a new david spade movie yeah i haven't seen it yet it's on netflix right now all right it's funny craig says wrong uh dewey cox is that did that come after i was a while ago i don't know what was that after walk it might have been around walk hard is quotable i can't remember before i knew i already knew what car was hilarious but i watched avocado who don't really she was in tears right and it's just nasty brother in half with a machete when they didn't step brothers it's not his fault he cut his brother in half with a machete accidents happened the wrong kid died and he said that the oh my god the monkey part is my favorite part where he got up she was no she didn't know when she was leaving oh and she was like i'm leaving he's like oh you've never done anything around here she was like doing youtube like what about she's like what have i ever done to you like how they're doing the entire movie yeah i got this quotables that's why i got to see it i got it i haven't you see how tony was all in here out on the bus it was so funny and the monkey was just sitting there wait dewy cox was like a singer right yes let me walk the line walk the line ray and walk the line and that's the dude who was uh johnny cash yeah yeah so johnny cash and ray and they combined those i she's like you better not make me making a song right now it's so funny man every time he got mad he was just ripping out to the sink you ever ever have a move it's like somebody say movies so dope and funny and then you're hyped to watch it and you watch it live just like i i guarantee you yo y'all y'all put your money on your channel especially you already like john c riley yeah i love you already once he gets on the screen even in this drama even if he's doing dramas i'm like you're gonna love it no i'm pretty fit if something's good all right craig how you doing right now zero sugars three net carbs 11 grams of protein okay hello there this episode is brought to you by magic spoon it's a grain free cereal again zero grams of sugar three net carbs 11 grams of protein you know you eat cereal it's always sugary or bad for you especially when you got kids you don't want them to give them that stuff this is a good alternative man i gave some to my three-year-old and i just put it on the plate and he be tearing it up he be going to work and i was like all right all right so it's a good healthy option to give for you and yourself you into the fitness you know you get your your protein in you don't have to take in 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every little step all not good songs they're great songs oh i thought you was going to say something just all [Laughter] for every little step all right i understand people getting back to your honest question y'all like returning to the mac yes no i love it i had just like craig i didn't hear you i mean chad i was like you know what i've always loved the song i never skip it i'm going to check out his album i never checked out his album until a couple months ago he returned to the back song when people don't like the song i get it but you're not liking this is how you do it let me give you another one well that's the same gangster's paradise i love that song when it comes oh goodness gracious well it was like the biggest song tony i don't hear tony talking i can see when it came out i like it do you like gangsters do i seek it out be like put that again but in the time i was like this is a good song it was great at the time [Laughter] it was reminiscent of onyx i loved onyx that's a two very different giant people no takashi the way he screamed on records was much like onions similar aggressive yelling yeah and that grit and that grit and that grittiness i remember when he first got popular i looked him up so i have heard one and i don't even know what it was look at them if i was like probably [ __ ] i've ever heard in my life why do you know the names of them [Laughter] music that's me that's him for sure he liked whatever i heard when you were young did you listen to older music or did you like what was ever hot at your area but you had an i always liked new music i always loved you grew up with the biggies in the tupac's and the outcast [Music] [Music] and was like you heard this and i was like damn i have it but i have to lie and say i do that's funny yeah i think i just don't like just the repetitiveness of stuff which is fine like i said i getting tired of it okay people who hate um this is how we do it it's like i've heard it four million times i understand it right i get it but to say it wasn't good but the song itself yeah it's something i mean i understand that's like when people get burned out on on a comedian be like he's not funny yeah he is you're just tired here in this [ __ ] this is how we do it just was because we still were loving rick uh slick rick all right like no okay that's how we do it should have been the national anthem bro it was fire it took one of the biggest hip-hop songs and just yeah if you stood up for the national anthem for america and it was like [Music] [Laughter] you would see the photo you would see the first knee being taken it's a feel good song it's a good song but it just you know not mine make no mistake i'm not playing this song no no we're gonna i like my i like my music to come from pain you know like i want to feel that pain and feel poisonous pain man never trust the big butt in the smile you got hurt they just set it up the up the beat was too like upbeat and this is why we don't listen to dc no you see becoming weird i'm making valid points bro i don't i just want to cry that's just because i don't know any new songs but i don't like the song you talk about this is how we do this this is how we do it i sing along with it but it's just because i know the lyrics the question was you do you do you you do this is how you do it to like so you don't beat a cornball like i'm with you guys too bro it's it's a whole feeling it's a whole vibe and that song cause on this party time bro no it's just time to sing a song during karaoke that's the only time that's great that's when you know you got a great song when that song comes on everybody's hype at the carrier it's a party it's still in commercials and people know the words it's still in commercials i'm not doubting it's popularity it's a commercial song it's a commercial song it is it's a commercial song bro not every song starts as a commercial song i mean good you guys i love poison that's different that's a thug poison was a thug song that girl is poised like what are you doing leo thomas disrespected poison as well shout out to cleo almost cut him off man i thought she was a good guy poison wasn't a bad song no [ __ ] but it was just like i said it was too much another bad creation i thought was better than uh okay okay all right that's that's good this will be dc's last episode no that's to think about it another bad creature just with one boy but they did one song this is another bad creation same song playground was dope playground aisha dope but that's the [ __ ] song we talking about i know if you compare the two albums yeah the the the bbd album is killing another battery numbers-wise yeah you got it i'm talking about quality songs yeah it's not uh y'all telling me that girls uh i thought it was me when will i see your eyes again oh man that album has some strong that was a good song i changed the words i thought it was me that made that girl this way but if you notice when will i smile it's pain well aisha i like painful music oh so what's painful about the goddamn playground you know playground you know they were they were innocent kids they didn't know what was going on also so kids can be happy and yeah i get that but i also like the uplift and to have a good time it depends on how the if you if you can hide the uplift i'm good with it why why are you going to say this it's kind of hard to have uplifting music while you're making love if you're talking about the making love aspect of it you're talking about music in general okay so what about every music have a purpose as tony said i always have to have a lead into what my song is so do y'all like because i'm happy nah why it's not a love great numbers wise i like it but i don't i don't seek it out yeah i don't like it why clap along if you feel it it's a good song but i think i think it's a good song but it definitely wasn't like i don't play it in the car no it was just super corny i was like but i get it but i think it was bigger than poison it was huge what does the bigness have to do with anything we did that's what y'all brought up the numbers no i didn't bring up the numbers talking about quality of songs just talk about i'm talking about making his own argument i'm talking about sometimes you gotta do that somebody gotta fight this started from we don't trust dc's movie reviews and then he went to music the listener will be like we get it no they could they be feeling me just like y'all like that you right now there's two there's two trolls online right first of all you can't rely on comments because there's always going to be somebody back whatever there's gonna be two people there's always somebody i always see those people it'd be like one person right i go through the comments i'll be when they get going in on chats they'll be like chaz is the worst representative from michigan no i'm liking this i have you back from you know what are you talking about from naysayers you're supposed to be like no man i'm infiltrating i don't think you are the best representative from michigan but i'm going to go see what else they got to say i'm going to wait too long three four years and i probably won't go back in a minute to either so we got one question but i still rip tough are we going with great questions yeah i got one question one topic if you're what's the question this is a question from my instagram if your significant other from who uh tanya 845 florida if your significant other shoot someone like spam and they bring you it probably is a robot if your significant other shoots someone and they bring the gun to you are you hiding it or snitching what did i touch the gun did i know someone got shot first it's hot hot gun i mean i gotta if they just they pull up and be like hide this hide this i got questions i'm gonna hide it but i got questions yeah i got damn it i need to know what you because i don't want what did you do why right she bring me a gun and said hi doesn't want some some dude you know threatening all right so you taking the charge what are you going down well i can't leave my kids by themselves but but are you taking the charger no i'm not i'm not going to snitch though so what are you doing you gotta take it i'm gonna say that if they if they gonna give me time if they're saying tell you got time i guess i to eat it yeah if it's significant other y'all teammates yeah it's like and they can't even bring me into it anyway why can't she take it in the court why they can't no you got rid of the gun yeah you oh i i just dumped it yeah you're hiding the gun you got rid of oh and i'm keeping my mouth shut yeah because what they think about yeah what's the question if your significant other significant other shoot someone and they bring to guns and they bring the gun to you you snitching on them or you hiding it those are the only two options we got yeah snitching the height we're riding we ride or die ain't telling nothing i'm pretty sure knowing her if she shot somebody they probably deserved it or they cut her off in traffic they they probably deserved it it's probably some self-defense and i'm like tony and his mom but i guess they went out on a chase my question i guess my question would be why do we need to dump this because it's a murder it's a murder my thing is i don't need to know let's just get rid of it and i'm gonna stay clean on that on that stand if i ever get to that right and if we dumped it and we'll find it i'm not asking questions yeah let's just get rid of the gun oh cause i don't want to know nothing because then when it comes to court i just got rid of the gun but even even the getting rid of the gun they can't prove like they say well they said you got rid of it we'll find it then tell me where it's at i'm not snitching though it's not an option so okay well so she didn't bring you the gun what gun jazz is snitching no i'm not snitching i had to take the time that's what i don't want i gotta go to jail now both y'all going down though yeah without what i wouldn't i wouldn't i wouldn't be able to snitch though no not on the way well we ain't both going down because we both ain't saying that ain't saying nothing because again find it well i'm showing that i'm your teammate so you better show another side what if they snitch on you right they turn the table he got rid of the gun i still stick what good yeah well they got you know what that's funny they got i got myself on video killing them and bringing them the gun they all got receipts they'd be like right here remember i text you you're like oh damn i'm not even there's no text conversation but i'm getting rid of the gun oh yeah i'm not even telling you i'm not even telling her what i did without you so you're never talking we need ignorance on both sides right i don't know what happened and you don't know what i did with the gun oh so yeah [Music] that's what is the best way to get rid of a gun you got to melt it down to nothing somehow i don't know how you'll be able to do it you have to disassemble it you can't do the storm drain put the pieces everywhere melt the individual pieces if you can right yeah do the whole make something else out of the gun it's just too much this is a lamp pool it's art know what i'm saying it's got gun powder on it it's a lamp right you know it's crazy we be on the road so much i feel like i could dump it you left town for three days [ __ ] i was telling jokes so go find that gun in minnesota you just told him i was in minnesota right i'm just pressing my show that i'm gonna be right i'll be in minnesota on the 15th oh yeah i will see you later oh what up y'all that's just me texting the wife uh this episode is sponsored by a blue chew huh uh bluetooth brings you the first chewable with the same fda approved ingredients as viagra and cialis all right blue chew is prescribed by licensed physicians so you don't have to go to the doctors or wait in the pharmacy and it ships 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thursday night we had a show friday we had two shows that was their favorite show that's just a lot [Laughter] right when you lie you were supposed to lie in plain sight oh oh the crew the crew was always on the ship the cruise would be i don't know how you would get the gun on the cruise ah yeah yeah on the cruise ship when we get in there the same way you sneak it right next to the lick are you sneaking well you know what's crazy is i'm always like last minute they just be bringing me on because when you're last minute like like when i last time i did the bahamas they filmed me in like mid-week yeah so they got on and then they had a little metal detector or whatever but they never checked me they never uh so you have to have a gun on you that's risky though that's the thing about it and throwing it throwing it off you get caught in this oh they see you on the camera but it's throwing anything like on the ship if you throw anything into the ocean it's like a huge they got mad cameras yes they do for sure you gotta fall off uh with it in your pocket i just gotta act like i'm walking no i'll be like now go find it like he dropped something y'all turned the boat around and they do a whole search that's oh it's gone in the courtroom the lawyer's gonna be like you see this acting on his face right here he's guilty i'm clumsy everybody knows i'm clumsy watch him oh i tripped for the rest of the crew he's got to you got to do it this is friday you know i'd be drinking you got to be dropping the shrimp everywhere winston gets in the sea you good though in the middle of the ocean you should be unless there's a [ __ ] fishing right there yeah what you doing here oh man you got a big hole in the white where you find the marlins lot of people make the mistake they just throw it in a little city river or whatever right they they you know they what do they call it fish those well whenever mars in the wire when they threw the gun over and they landed in the truck it was uh oh yeah dump boat or whatever the garbage boat come on man he was like which one of your [ __ ] threw it on the boat they didn't look they just dropped basically you gotta get rid of the chamber and the firing pin and then they can't and then you gotta make sure your boat your fingerprint on the bullet from loading it oh that's easy yeah you know i'm saying you got a little bit of gloves but you got to you got to pre-meditate the murder just in case you know what i'm saying pre-meditate the murder see because if you buy bullets right now well in california anyway if you can buy ammo they can trace her but even if you pull like even if you load it you know they can get your thumb prints on the actual bullet you know what i'm saying from loading it so with that with gloves on so the person she murdered they already don't know where the bullet came from well here's the thing well yeah they can so yeah they can like if they're still in the person or wherever they find the shell the casings right so cobb's going to pull up on that just for that they can look at the serial number they still need jazz bought this on such and such day she might have just been touching [ __ ] okay get stolen you know what i mean wait she might have just been touching boys that's your shot right first but even the bullets now here in california you can track that so you can like well at least we know this person bought this ammo right so then i mean that's that's enough for people to want to start a whole investigation on youtube i don't think they're i don't think they're like paying attention to bullets that much because when i when i know when i got a good murder no i mean for murder yeah but i'm talking about when i just recently purchased one or whatever uh when they messed up they were like hey here's some bullets for you and just toss some bullets so there's there's no record there's nobody that goes without silence you should use those murderers yeah no paperwork not here he said yeah it was nothing i promise use those when you go to a gun range you buy you buy bullets right yeah but that's different because they don't sell bullets you know what i'm saying like you can't you're not supposed to take those home oh people take them home all the time oh yeah well they could use the rings bullets you could use range bullets but then they would have records of everybody that came in and shot that's too many people with that point i mean that's that's a little hard from the final i like it though the more stuff that's in there the better i'm like they don't have the serial numbers on those things so they shot somebody they can go to the range we're like we don't know what bag we get the camera's at my house the date they could be like frantic that day when they got this particular bullet i mean you can track that like yeah we got these in no because if you like those they're they're not serialized so that's that's the big difference a serialized bullet goes with that box even if they have to purchase it even if they have a bullet the burden is on for on the cops to uh find out who how right and just because they have your fingerprint on the bullet they have to find everything dumb ass jury is going to be like well they got the guy bought the bullet put your fingerprint on it that's also why a lot of cases go a lot of people who fight their case win if you don't fight it and you listen to them say oh well we've seen your fingerprint on the right yeah they don't want to do all that work they don't want to do all that work and it's hard right like it's hard to prove all that right so the whole time be like they they hope that you confess all right most of the time well let me see the cameras at your house i think that got deleted actually how convenient i always delete my stuff most people get trapped on their own and i would look at them just like that and that's why i don't want to know nothing about the murders i don't trippable no words mm-hmm so i know the left the less is better the less oh the unless you know absolutely so the day she came home frantic i'm deleting the cameras that day all right but they can see what she looks like she's done now you got to understand also it's not necessarily illegal to murder somebody right for the right circumstance oh yeah and that's i'm pretty sure she's coming home she's actually to hide something she did ain't no yeah he was on our property she killed somebody for cutting her off he'd be like jesus you might need to be injured i only want to know i don't even want to know but i would i would want to know for sure yeah but it would be better off like this might just be a cycle i'm like i can't have you be a psychic that that's what i'm worried about that's what i'm saying when you're saying not you want to know you could be next cause i'd be thinking about murders now we got the gun in the house but man sabrina could just yeah i just don't tell me because then i don't have no judgment to pass on you right now no you murdered right but then i'd be like at the same time too i'm like well if she wanted to murder me it could have been done a long time so i think i'm good i don't know we haven't did anything yeah you haven't did anything yet yet it's always the thing yeah but i'm saying if she murdered somebody like as of now she murdered somebody tomorrow uh-huh i don't think she's taking that i'm like well i haven't done anything so yeah like oh it haunts you you never forget a murderer you hear those all the time too i'm just like i feel like if you shot somebody i'd really i mean i don't know i'm not a psycho either but i feel like i tried really hard now the rumor is is that the second time is i just knowing her if she killed somebody it was probably was justified yeah like just knowing her i'm like i think we would all say that about it yeah of course you want to believe that but that's what they say i just know because she don't even like well now she do but before she light guns and all that she [Laughter] yeah all right cody give me the gun back kiss i know okay cause i already got it all right well kyle's taking a legal firearm home so now she's like she's like yeah let's go you can get one i was like yes but i mean i get tricky but you got the the boys in the crib they can't they still little so they can't i also wouldn't ask cause i wouldn't want to change the subjective she was like yeah i was getting raped in him so wait wait wait so where was you all right why was you over there that's a whole nother yeah we going into a whole nother story now you were supposed to be at the grocery store right back i killed somebody but yeah yeah that's fine but you said okay so if that's it was guys there yeah so he saw your titties before you showed up so you showed them the titties you still hiding the gun if she was doing some foul [ __ ] i wouldn't ask i wouldn't if i if see if i asked then it leads to wait hold on so you shot him in the back what was y'all doing why was he in that position he was naked coming up off you and then you shot him in the back that's that's not that's irrelevant nope no if she couldn't get her story straight if she couldn't get her story straight like then i'm like oh we're going down i ain't hiding this [ __ ] you can't even get the story [ __ ] right the police are on the door correct like the cops are outside so hold on a second take me step by step the cops are right there so when you're bigger than me right so you saw bigger than me before you shot him start giving the cops too much i hear the good for you right there we heard all that in the showcase prove it we did we had it on the body cam so now uh what's her name uh what's her name i forgot we we uh we have something in miami six five miami six five six five something we had the gun whatever situation you're going through over there that was you were real no i saw that circulating like it was like a meme oh the people had people have follow-up questions like what do they do like who do they shoot like no you can't ask those questions i don't like to get the follow-up because then it takes the fun out of the whole situation once you get too much to answer the question at that point it's not a question anymore it's like right yeah what if her dude told and she's like see i told you they went to him i just i i would like to but i don't think it's in me but the thing is some people come to snitching yeah absolutely oh if you if you were serial killer next to me i might it was him yeah he killed 20. i'm involved right i can't i can't and then when people fail to realize every time when it comes to snitching if they don't have anything so if everybody keeps their mouths everyone shuts up it works it works it's always one person breaks and then everybody's like but if you just sounds easy though and you learn this as a child though when my siblings we we all agree no one says anything so either we all go down or nothing it's a different kind of pressure with parents and someone saying you're gonna get 25. i feel like i feel like incredible and that is huge right but i feel like we've all seen enough we know that's low-key [ __ ] you have nothing no they know a lot of tricks bro yeah but i'm pleased with the detectives they got a lot of trolls do you see telling him he got too many ratatouille you give me a microphone cause we all we all speaking from a place of privilege right but it was like 25 life and then you start doubting your your crew right what if they did too mm-hmm and then you like okay if i i i get you no finish finish with your instagram oh yeah you sitting there uncertain about what they saying right and then you just like man you know but then if you stand firm and some people don't mind doing the years because and then and then they come in with certain facts that they just don't know who to put it on they're like we got the weapon we saw the car okay we know exactly where you guys were then why you asking me questions okay let me tell you why we asking you questions [Laughter] i would argue a cop like i would do in a relationship well if you know everything what you're asking me for you got it you got that that would be me all day sounds good i wouldn't crack under cop pressure no i would just because my stubbornness would kick in right i just don't know the challenge like beating me then yeah beat me okay i don't like how y'all talking to me right i ain't telling you he said beat you where's my little door that's me i'd be the person i meant beat me like why don't like you got to make me cry but i would be like ask me so where are you lawyer right lawyer you know it was a lawyer clock on uh on the lord's day and and lord if it was people that i like like let's see they brought me and my brothers in the guy ain't saying nothing right because i know my brothers aren't saying anything like i mean keith and kind of it depends on the the if it's if it's us but it's me in dc yeah me and dc i'm like he did it hold on before i talk let me get my sound guy cameron let's make sure this is all clear me and my brother's already getting one tape look at this one one take baby do you guys have tea and honey [Laughter] man yeah y'all dumb bro snitching good question i got another one all right let's do it all right here we go your significant other who's this from i like making him makeup but i'm still laughing at how bad of a cop he was he was like that was pretty good he was awful larry omaha this is from larry larry omaha whatever you're a comedian named larry oman it might be this is pretty basic you marry a chick and she doesn't want herself or the kids to have your last name and none of that hyphen [ __ ] you're still marrying her or the kids wait she don't want the kids to have my last no one's taking her i don't i don't mind that but the kids why not right is she they're trying to hyphen it or just she wants them to have her last name no no no no no wait uh so you're not marrying her no no she don't want no hyphen wait wait wait wait wait wait wait do we have kids already is she rich no kids no kids already so we're dating the baby's coming we're having a conversation she's pregnant uh she's pregnant baby's coming she wants the baby to have her last last name no hyphen or all the men on her side of the family dead like her last name is about to die out she just don't want y'all did they say she was pregnant there does it sound like it's just y'all dating no this is pregnant this is probably larry omaha that's it they don't say no pregnant i know but i'm saying you don't say no no this is pregnant she's pregnant read it if you marry a chick she ain't afraid if you marry a woman he's starting to shoot his name if you bury a chick if you marry a woman then she's pregnant y'all looking for loopholes i'm not even but you added something that wasn't in there no i did not it does not say dc's question she read it wrong the first time no correction she's pregnant where did this say that she's pregnant let me see your phone you know what i'm saying she's pregnant if the baby's coming dc was like she's and she don't want you to have her last name or she don't want to take your last name or the babies that have your last name y'all not rockin really no uh with me as like i said if all the men what's the big deal that's a that's a um cause because why because when you know the kids take our last name we don't have an issue with it right i'd hyphen so now yeah yeah the hyphens thing why can't we hide out nothing yeah because if you're like oh you're not going to compromise with me i'm trying to compromise yeah i'm with you i'm with you i understand this is the fact that we can't hyphen yeah that's just trash no then i'm like well you're awful like if i thought my family's name was gonna end then i'd really stand on it but if i'm like your family uh name first off if you have one of the most famous family last names there's no way you're not using it yeah but that but then that's that's a valid point though the family name yeah but your last name i know some women that it's just them and their sisters and there's nobody to carry the name on and it's like oh my goodness right that's what i'm saying that's what he said that's that's what's in the question yeah that was for you larry omaha yeah it's a legit question where'd you get it from larry omaha from where though instagram is what was the question though they're asking will we leave larry omaha you're gonna be mad and asking will we leave them yeah are you leaving are you or is it that a deal breaker to not get married yeah to not be with that person it doesn't matter at that point married to be with them so when we get in the delivery room and it's like what's the name on a birth certificate i'm gonna be like i'm like we pompously always accept our last name automatically that's what i'm saying it's automatic for why can't a woman be like take my last name yeah i'm a wayan i get that well i take the waynes it's like there's a lot of one named stars out there i'm like go for it there's a lot of names i think i don't know if that would necessarily be a deal breaker for me i don't i don't like that i don't like but them wanting their kid to have their last name that's okay you tell me it's this or nothing i'm like yeah yeah i don't believe that right it goes back to tony i don't know how you talking to me i don't like that these are mine but you didn't carry the keys i mean the women kind of got i don't know they don't work they do most of the work at that point right now i'm damn near a single father right now when they come out when they come out and they get that name at that point yeah but when we come to raising these children you okay they want your last name raising by yourself too wow thank you for your service bro why would you want to be with somebody who doesn't want to compromise i'm like this is even that's a wrestlemania is this or nothing with you yeah i get what you're saying but you're gonna be at this alone i don't even believe in custody battles let's just go to court and split this up but that her last name is clearly that important for her well that's why which is important to me too yeah so why can't we hyphenate mm-hmm everybody's happy once you hyphen that's like a middle name once you hyphen it's not the last name anymore hyphens are weirdly you just know that they acknowledging both sides whose name comes first but that i wouldn't care i just you're not gonna take my name from my children yeah that's ridiculous i agree with you 100 i don't care about the marriage me and my wife don't have the same last name she didn't take mine which i could care less if she ever does oh she didn't but i'm like that's 100 five no i i ain't big on that either i have a zero issue i'm like i understand brands now so i'm like if that's what the brother rebuilt i don't want missy to change her name to missy wayne's no i'm not saying i'm marrying missy okay great all right great great going in some subliminal shots all right get your freak on uh but yeah when it comes to brand's careers if anybody out there knows the kids it's gotta come to a point where you gotta let the kids decide when they get older you want my last name i heard yeah the last name you're going to take so y'all wouldn't wait you didn't feel the kind of way when yo didn't take no oh it was never even a convo i was we never even really talked about i wasn't like so you going to take my last name cody took mine but she she didn't want hers she was like yes get rid of this [ __ ] like you know i'm taking that one but as far as she would have been like i want to hyphenate or keep mine i don't i don't care i could care but these kids i offered her to uh hyphenate our last name for the kids yeah i was like do you want to do that she's like no oh my god that's what's up a lot of people don't even actually be like take my name yeah that's what it's gonna be and a lot of women will will take the name of the baby too like you know what i mean they'll rogers too most of times they want the same last name as the kid but we definitely like we got a lot together yeah yeah the dude was like shariq baker uh for a while right yeah like uh i mean we're at the dealership once and it was like wait you guys are married yeah and they were looking at the papers like we don't have rings they're like yeah you guys are married and i was like we're like yeah i gotta bring you the certificate yes like that's the yes and they were like oh okay you guys do things she like wears some old ones sometimes or she got one she went and bought one then didn't like it and then like so she wears it she wears like when we go out cody's real big on like like how i forgot which one you guys just said it like my husband and my kids and we all have we're family we all have the same name like i don't want to go out in a situation like that and they'd be like wait what what's you know or she signed them up for something and they look at her name and they're like oh you're a baby mama are you so she's real big on like no this is my family this is my husband these are my children i'm not some jump off even though that's you know that's unfair that women have to go through this right but she's like no i'm this is i'm here right so she was real big on the name and she didn't want hers anyway so she was like yeah she changed all her stuff which is a ridiculous process that's why i wasn't even oh my god y'all think so y'all think wedding rings are overrated i think it's dumb i really do i think it's dumb but so if oprah married you and said take my last name you would take your last name winfrey you'd be dc winfrey yeah the kids could have the last year all of us win freeze [Laughter] i'm gonna switch our first names to winfrey winfrey winfrey winfrey get up get your ass over here we all win free everybody's name is win for everybody every family your daddy be like you're a junior yeah you win free win for senior yeah no to me the wedding ring i was like why are we paying money i was like we got card notes i was like you're paying rent jazz is my spirit chaz gets me just be like big i didn't know that honestly i didn't know that for us yeah we those bands you can buy like a ten dollar i didn't know that but my thing was my thing was either this my thing was always this my thing was like i'm married to y'all married to you if i really wanted to cheat a ring ain't gonna do nothing we don't we all know that correct right it does keep people at bay though and it also yeah it is like a yeah it gives a little security too so if there's a divorce they have the ring to turn in and have a little bit of finances i mean i'm not no i'm just like we'll both be broke we'll both be poor or you'll get half my [ __ ] one day whenever i get like that's what it is right here like and then and then i'm like uh yo man i'm like eating money i'm like this there's a lot of stuff either we want to get together or just some stuff on this i'm like why are we people really spend a lot of money on rings and even if it's not you're always like well it's gonna be a lot and i'm like i do want you to have a ring one day sure you know what i mean but i'm like you know let let me do that i want to you know if you want to get married now i'm not gonna definitely not gonna buy you the ring i would like you to have at this rate no matter how much it costs but i'm like no we're not freaking out chad's could have been bought a ring definitely but also yeah yeah but also it's like hey we want a house right but we paid off two cars i paid off the home i paid off the leave i paid off the cruise you know what i mean so i'm like hey man there's three cars but i'm paid off you know what i mean and then i'm like i'd rather a ring means nothing to me you know what i mean i'm like i'd rather go have fun with stuff you want to go take a trip i'm like why are we going to pay i would everything a month right that's if you get the price see just priorities and practicality a lot of [ __ ] that people get is unnecessary right it's just like i don't need all there's a there's a thing behind the ring that women dream of that way hey jewelers started yeah it's all it's all about money i've seen that youtube video that's right it don't work in my house they started it they started it or the beers one of them started they started make pushing it diamonds that's where the diamond yeah the beers and they started pushing this stuff it wasn't even like a thing like that and i don't honestly i don't know what a carrot is i couldn't tell you what a carrot is i don't know the the measurement i don't know what a princess cut is i'll be hearing this [ __ ] on these commercials and i'm like i couldn't recognize a diamond from a cutie i have no i took the time you could bro i don't wear a watch but you don't care you don't love her because i'm fat right i don't wear watches i don't you know the new cakes coming out i did i did look up today cinnamon roll cheesecake so yes people will spend money on what they prioritize right now like you can still pay your car off you can still pay these bills and get a ring and then i'm like there's a ring i want you to have i will buy you a ring i would love to buy you a ring but i'm like there's a certain amount of money i also want to make to buy you this ring right it ain't on my salary now right and and we've already talked about like me and katie when we get to the point where finance is like right light work right we're gonna do like the whole reception party right you know all that blow money because it's nothing but like when we first got in it was about these kids getting this house getting these cars paid off like and she agreed though that stuff is like that's extra and it's for other people when you really think about it like your wedding that's for other people to celebrate you know fourth house well don't you think kids parties are for other people sometimes yep yeah kids parties for adults yeah it depends on what age yeah they look but like my kids now like we turned on the game right now yeah it's for the parents it's for us to be like let's drink and let's you know play games once they turn five or six now now parents be doing the parties for themselves and say i'm a good parent look at the party right like their first two or three years we did small stuff at the house just friends and family now that both of them are at age now keelan's turning five he knows like what he wants he knows you know who he wants to be there like so now it's like okay we'll throw you a little but before that it was like man we just right a party with kids seems awful like with other people's kids he used to go to it as a kid it'd be fun but hosting a party with somebody else's kids i don't want these kids here i we did that once and it honestly was dope because the kids occupied each other yeah it's not that bad so they were in the backyard having a blast and all the parents was drinking eating playing you know conversion whatever the kids was i mean they was having a time day life wearing each other out not in our damn faces right the only thing only time they came was somebody maybe got hurt and cried and everybody had to tell their story every kid when somebody gets hurt the five kids come running down the stairs this is what happens yeah right they got to clear their name so but other than that i was in the bathroom yeah those parties are dope though when the other kids come over i love it i kind of wish my kid was younger this year so i could have did one of those trash drive by and drop gifts off parties that's my kind of party wow but i do think that parents be doing way too much with some of these kids like your kid's three and you win uh it'd be for the parents yo and her sister playing izzy's first birthday and i was upset bro uh how much money it costs to people i was like i'm gonna know these cats when i get this yo we just doing monumental parties you said they were taking about three parties before y'all both agree hey we're just doing monumentals yeah five and ten yeah sixteen twenty one i'm not doing this every year yeah i was like one year old parties are pointless to me one year when like one-year-olds i'd be like they don't remember that right you think i remember my one-year-old birthday party who was all there you remember my brother you remember sinceres when he ate that first piece of cake nah damn that was cold yeah i don't even remember cecilia's first birthday party right i remember several parties for the boys i remember them hiding ready little caesars was clutch [Music] big clutch yeah yeah i think we did the costco i remember one birthday party that i do remember i remember two like i was probably like seven for one i had some dope gifts still got the picture still remember that day and now i remember i had this michael jackson cake i remember that one it was like him and his glove i was like it it looked like because the the frosting was white so it looked like later michael but at that time he was darker than the cake i didn't know that you know i bet you saw that cake today it looks nothing like michael i still got a picture of the cake uh that glove the glove his hand was on like yeah but backwards man i remember my wu-tang forever cake that was when i was 21 though i remember like ninja turtle everything for like 10 years then turtles and ghostbusters yeah everything it was everything i had everything i had ninja turtles curtains sheets pillows we had we had turtles toys that shouldn't even all right toys i wish i had a whole suit we had everything yeah we had everything we had the whole shebang right here those threes like since it was you and your brothers that was like we'll get him to tear down we'll get him so we would each pick out like you know what i'm saying or it'd be like a joint thing like for i remember for my seventh birthday this is one of those things where we definitely it must have been for my parents we went to reno oh yeah for my seventh birthday and you were like yeah [Music] was it snowing was it snowing i don't remember but i just remember that's when i got the techno drone and me and my brother was like oh man we got where shredder hangs out yeah and this dude can shoot the thing out the thing the little thing it took me three years to get all the thundercats i used to wish i had brothers because i get one thundercat who is who's your first son to get green who the green one green the the villain i don't know no the green that the great there's a foot the green thundercat i only remember panthers yeah i remember the green one was my favorite for some reason he had a little nerd he was the one with the glasses i was a gi joke baby that was great transformers gi joe was the best action figure yeah you got the little ones right yeah gunslingers yeah crazy transformers are the best ones bro it was too they were too complicated yeah put zartan under the water and he changed yes come on yo you guys are tripping big guys yeah no when i had the t-rex he came with the dog i think i want some guy joe's again me too my mom just sent me some i was literally you sent me some action figures yeah they were brand new uh yeah they still in the box that's that yeah man i like watching my kids play with their stuff oh especially now playing with toys is the best they're they're they're at the age now where they you know they're making up their games so i'd just be watching them like all right yeah i love to see that and i see i don't like when they try to act it out themselves like keyland almost threw kendrick off the couch the other day he's like they was acting out something and then he was like and i saw him grab him and he thought i was like no no no no no cause they had jumped on the thing all right but dad he must die and i was like come on bro and like then i let them watch ipman the other day ip4 three three and then you guys have said that with tyson his name is yip yep man that says they was beating the hell out of me i love it just like all right but i like watching them play together like they don't even lately they didn't even been like in my face like at all because like i said cody's always gone she's never at home she's always working out you're just that dad now huh i'm just that guy and then they just like the other day i grilled and so i was busy like all day i was doing stuff and they didn't need me they had their toys they had each other and they was like rocking out together sorry tony and that ev every time i see it i'm like i'm glad i had two days two well within a certain age range yes okay after like six years now i've always heard one's enough you gotta you gotta strike while it's hot i don't wanna strike it while they're getting as good [Music] [Laughter] very uncomfortable i'm right here man yeah yeah i have one right and your parents probably was like good you're not in my face i could have been the only child i think i'd have been a solid only child you would have been every other kid chad's i don't think so man i know some good uh venus and serena it's two of them right what's your only child no it was me and myself that's it craig is normal you know i had a half brother that lived across the street but he wasn't allowed over until he was five smoking see and how was it before that it's crazy it feels like craig's has a heck of brothers and sisters he still has hell of faith so i heard on my dad's side i got like 12. oh yeah okay i know three of them okay and then that on my mom's side you know i got two sisters four brothers you're right okay well you know that is such a you're way older than them right yeah yeah about my uncles stop pulling out chad what do you mean yeah you should stop pulling out this conversation [Laughter] right up 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make up and do extra because you'd be like oh she needs my attention oh let me tell you guys though you wouldn't have that dad guilt wait let me tell you guys though that uh yeah lights out was great it's been a great time oh yeah yeah yeah you gotta shut the party 100 the problem shut the party but you was doing that because you're always gone he was feeling guilty well well it's okay because even when i come home because sometimes i'm i'll just miss her you know she'll be asleep or something like that so it's not it's not always i don't i don't ever feel like i'm a bad dad i just like i didn't get to play with her that day you know but she'd just be up you know what i mean because like because i came home at 10 30 before and she's up and mommy is asleep oh and you all sleep i'm like what is going on here with the baby she's just walking around y'all sleeping yeah i walked in she cooked you guys right because it's going down she told you oh [ __ ] i walked in she's like hi i'm like hey where's that boy knocked out knocked out i'm like what the this baby could have done anything right now she's like i left the porch light on for you all right right it's a hashtag that means she wore them out right it was it has a lot of energy she just does you know so and that's why i like you know i take her on the walk so i'm like hopefully they'll tire tie her out for them so so now but like naps i never had a problem with it and even put in the bed when i was there at home during the whole panda when we weren't working i never had an issue getting her out by like eight nine you know what i mean but um but she and but i think as she got older also she's patterns change you know what i mean so but yeah but putting her out like like yesterday i let her rock to like 9 30 and then we turned it off and she was like do do do that's how i go to sleep now mike trying to fight it i'll be watching stuff oh netflix no no you still watching yes snowfall cocaine the wire i do be standing up way longer than i need to and i feel like because that's the only leisure time i have to myself so i have to use this time because tomorrow i start all over and i'm with the kids all damn day all right i hang out with kylie so like she'd be like what time do you go to bed i'd be like like two yeah so you do most of your shooting and stuff late night uh sometimes sometimes when everybody sleep i'll go in the playroom and shoot like four things right and then you know so i can put them out during the week but now i don't have to do that i stopped doing it because the boys are old enough so i just like hey guys dad's gotta shoot they be quiet i go shoot and then but they plan they're entertaining each other but i hear them they just like is he interchangeable entertaining he entertains himself oh yeah and they just so they're being like like i hear that like i'll peek in and i die inside they do they'll turn back up yeah sounds a great story see they made that decision together together hey we should just poke holes in all these condoms i don't use condoms guys stay in there excellent timing because izzy's not even two yet right no you gotta do it now though you gotta do it now because then they're gonna have that gap and then they're not gonna be closed and then yo bring yo for the next episode we he said nah she's gonna pressure her up she's busy man she'll be watching this [ __ ] yeah i'm telling you man she don't want one more than me look out i'm like i'm like let's revisit i want to hear from her i should say i might let's revisit it blah blah blah in a certain amount of time she's the one got to carry the loads i want to hear from her she's going to trap you in there your pregnancy was cool we thought it was all good until that baby came there was like this is not what we wanted we were we were having good times and then that baby came it was like still good times it's way better now but i'm just like the baby's the same can't wait till she can talk and then we'll feel much better you say that now well i'm just hoping i just like the tantrums i'm just being like what's that yeah when they start talking that's a whole nother it's a whole different thing i'm gonna be talking oh yeah head off well i'm going almost while on your head talking yeah i'm gone most of the day guys somebody's getting their heads talking yeah i don't know if it's your mom yo yeah but why but why why but why yeah i'm not i'm not working remember and then if they help you google what that's what you tell the kid google it okay i don't know what's going to come up and it don't matter google it google it google it that's the answer for everything what's three times three googly you're right you're right no uh actually we'll revisit it in a year or so uh hopefully there's no mistakes it's on youtube hopefully there isn't so y'all ain't gonna be drinking for the next year i don't drink anyways i don't partake in alcohol jazz is a squishy i'm just getting squared i just want to work that's it that's just all food i just want to work i just want to be happy making jokes that's all i wanted did you gamble when we was in vegas yeah remember i just wanted to make sure the the the african yeah then the ethiopian yeah but you can't just not drink it don't break you gotta have advice well he collects guns but i'm like you have to have yeah i'm not above gambling i like that's fun like losing money that sucks yeah we did the blackjack now i've done poker uh at the tables only things i feel like i can control even though i lose but like i can't do the russian that's just a chance i can't do that like roulette it's not russian though that's a totally that's a gun what's the oh yeah that's right yeah i played russian roulette just roulette well they had that in vegas right russian roulette table put the money on how risky do you want to be they carry you on two thousand dollars you know it's crazy people will be pulling up like people you know oh they will i'm trying to see this person here's everything i got here's the d to the house from the side oh they got him so what if you give nothing but you get everything so all they just want to see you die so that's what they were betting on yeah we've been killed yeah so they're just like it's one but they probably already have this right absolutely yeah but if you if you don't die you get a million i'm not playing a lot of people always think they have the right method they're like how many spins i get how many bullets right let me see if i do it this way i don't think a million is enough no a million's a lot how much is enough but think about that a million cash one bulletin six shot i'm i'm fully not playing the game i'm fully confident i'll make a million dollars but then you have to give me like he thought about it that was a yes is anybody playing no no 10 million no i might get one i might get one how much would it take for y'all to step to the table i don't think i'm doing it i don't think i'm doing it either i see firemen i see cops sometimes he has a little listen 10 million cash cash no tax no tax under the just you just walking around right direct deposit so you look at the black man every time we leave the house look one book there's only one bullet in the six one bullet in the sixth shot i don't like that is it a 22 ten million direct deposit you don't wanna say three years you're saying i don't know nine knowing my luck 10 million no i'm dying i'm not lucky but they're kicking you know it's crazy with my luck i probably beat it oh of course but i just i'm not like but here's the thing though the thing about if you win you're gonna go back and be like get that 20 million oh no you've never seen me yeah i know how to walk off oh okay see what would get me is if the person before me lost then i'd be like the odds is back in there we all in with the eyes but it's a re-spin every time right but still it's what's the chances of it happening twice direct deposit it depends on what happened right before like if the dude just lost curry no but they really i like the gamble it's my eyes i'm with chad's where i feel like we're going to make it yeah i don't need to kill myself for it one billion dollars oh ain't no guarantee yeah i know you're all optimistic you already shot yourself a million dollars at ten thousand dollars [Laughter] i ain't no risk taking the dude was like what you got what you got in your pocket let's do it one billion cash direct deposit 100 billion cash billion cash and don't give me that i'm gonna make it in my life no you ain't no no but also i'm like 90 billion it'd be great i'm good with a billion you think bro cam what you doing a billion dollars cash or death i just clicked behind the scenes or death russian roulette six shots no just no just one he's gotta miss one yeah wait is it if you get shot or if you live after you live if you live all you gotta do is click the money because if you get shot if you if you get a child it's the ultimate loss you say what yeah but then you spin it yeah then you spin it yeah yeah you feel it do you feel better about it it's the same because your fingerprints are on the bullet it's the same random scenario [Music] i'm probably still going to pass on a billion because of i like life healing and kendra yeah i like possible y'all being responsible huh my kids are old enough to fend for themselves you're you're enough to die you're doing it before you're doing it for a bit i get it i get it a billion dollars directly i get it i feel like my wife would be like you better take that chance get that you know what katie honestly would be like no yeah if i had a wife my wife might be like cotty would be like if you won it's over some if i win like click oh [ __ ] i made it through this oh i don't know if we gonna make it through this [Laughter] i'm like i don't need a million dollars to have a great a billion billion dollars i don't need i don't need a billion to have a girl no we don't need to breathe my value to my children is more than a billion i think i'm not yeah i'm not doing it yeah i'm not doing it neither i'm out guys yeah we have babies so do i get their chances dc already did it [Laughter] i think i'm taking a risk for a billion he's going back to by vallejo yeah uh i don't think so actually really really i think i just wanted to set this tonight i'm not taking it i might punk out last minute but in this moment right here i'm gonna get i'm gonna get in line huh i'm getting in line all the way up there last minute it's sometimes you get into a roller coaster tonight and then miss sandy show up like like [Music] a billion direct deposit it's a lot of bread but like yeah my uncle burned money in front of me at a young age to let me know he's pablo escobar it was just that we we didn't feel too happy about it but he burned a couple hundreds just to let you all know it's just fun it's just facebook yeah but it's a billion dollar that's a lot of paid a billion a billion his voice changes every time he's direct deposit though that's a major yeah well the bank's only you know insurance right in your bank account you know what i'm saying and as soon as you hear the click yeah you clicked it and then like you heard the you think you get a boner immediately like you heard the click you know it was like billion dollars like whoa like that much adrenaline i feel like i'll be playing are we alive i feel like i pass out bro and then somebody wakes up i will probably pass out and then i'm robbed i'll be a sweaty mess i'd be wait would you have to pull the trigger yourself yeah oh yeah that would be the hardest thing ain't nobody gonna do this that'd be the hardest thing i'll never get it down you just do it fast i would do it fast [Music] for this for this right here i'm gonna say i do you not you're lying though because i've lived a great life no way either one of you are doing it why are you guys talking about control though is real people we really think we'd be in control like even if you were driving here we were not in control very true as much as you want to put two ten into something oh we can die at any moment yeah people really think that's why you're doing it that is not you know how many flights i could have died on no no that's not risky every time you get up but i'm not triggering i got more control no you know more control than driving so you guys would rather risk it every day for free than risking for a billion yeah then risk it for a billion yeah i'd rather be positive [Laughter] i [Music] he would have died then kgb from the sixth game he was like so re i was thinking but i would have been driving that's a running game still what's the chances of running in death guys i don't know one in six if everything was one and six how much would we really do smashing even i wouldn't have been a whole if the chance of me getting aids is one and six but the herpes is one and six is it really is it one and six herpes is out here that's really nice well then i'm playing russian roulette i beat that [ __ ] what is herpes can you look up money 103 that's a lot i drive way more 100 103. that's a lot i mean that's enough yeah what's what's the chances of catching herpes because if it's one at six i'm playing that russian roulette i think that's happening that's what i'm saying already we're doing everything we're taking risks every day oh man i'm all married you go to a gun range all the time he's trying to convince you in the middle of a win direct deposit oh wow oh why are we why are we so uh women can get it easier from us on all fronts because it's inside yeah they got more stuff like that yeah i was all on the outside tough fourth time you can just scrape off hurt bro it's like a butter knife like toasted burgers rinse it off and we good shea butter and you'll be fine uh let's do one question unless dc got more uh no no no i had some i had some legs with them questions we still can't find larry omaha we look for larry he definitely added that pregnancy all right so this is from prim's head cinema oh i'm sorry i'm i cannot see i'm so tired guys i'm sorry prim's hood cinema question what are some of the challenges you guys face this is the real question dc what are some of the challenges you guys face with your online content internet comedians get a bad rep i don't know they only think you guys are internet comedians people think it's too easy but it's actually a lot that goes into it so the question what are some of the challenges you guys face with your online content as far as just yeah challenges you face challenges you face what are some challenges you face which online content i think a lot of i can speak for y'all it was the consistency initially the skepticism yeah for me okay i could say uh the reason why i wasn't on it at first because i just didn't give a [ __ ] like i was just like what is what is this going to do because that when it first when when vine first came out right and all these people were blowing up on mine and then i was like but what is it doing you know i mean and then like then some of them would go on the road and they were it did nothing and then i was like okay well then i don't need to do this like it's doing nothing then when actual stand-ups started blowing up i watched tony and kev and people we know start blowing up ryan davis and i was like yo it does do something then i started going because that guy said internet comedians and we are not that right we are stand-ups who happen to be on the internet now right so when it came to that when i realized for us it'd be super beneficial because we already know how to do the onstage things right once we get the people to come in so then i started being like yeah that's right because if you think i'm funny online right stage i don't care about this online chat [Music] i'll probably say out of 10 videos seven of them i put up like this is trash right like in my head i'm like this sucks but people you find it crazy and maybe yeah it's it's so i think one of the challenges was you had the skepticism you're just like hungry i don't need to do this and then the overthinking of like well somebody else already touched on this right at the beginning trying to figure out your thing is was really hard like well i don't want to be that guy because someone so does this and then i don't want to be this you know because so like there's no way anybody now could do a voiceover without being like you're copying tony all right like that's just what it is it doesn't matter if you are or not it doesn't matter if you have a different take or whatever that's what it comes down to so we judge y'all those who copy we do oh definitely we talk ain't no larry omaha's out there stealing tony's [ __ ] we do and then there's a few people that who might start doing voiceovers but yeah that's funny yeah some some are i probably love you yeah but some are just the reason why the copying is trash is because some people are doing it because you know hey i just like doing this as well and you shouldn't be denied that right and other people's like well tony has success with it i want to copy that because i'm looking for i don't have any originality in my body right and i just want to do what somebody else is doing and that's [ __ ] yeah the people who are like well they they just do it exactly it's like come on they're like well i've seen it it was funny this version but i'm doing my version that way and it's like no it's the same one right anything with me with me and the uh the online stuff it's disgusting but it's disgusting because we haven't even had a friend do it and i was like this do you see it in a group shape no we had several actually we had a couple of people that we know this one made it though bad when we heard somebody admit they're doing it because they saw tony's success with it and they was like i don't care how i get on by any means like those type of people i will take anything i would take any idea i would do it i just want to get on i'd be like and fade it out fast i get irritated bro no i was gonna say i'm lucky i don't uh i get to do it do my stuff on tv uh i don't necessarily have to right do the social media thing but greg just popping on social media just for living that's funny it looks fun i've done a couple things for fun and people like oh you should have kept doing that and i was like the one that me you and shantae did people love that one yeah like some people would be like oh y'all should keep doing this like i gotta go to work today i never liked it when it when it became like uh i get it i get it and i i see it and i respect it and i think uh like kudos because you i think we were actually i think one of our original hot nothing podcasts we did we had batch come in right remember yeah we had a batch we had tiffany haddish right uh yes and i remember when batch was talking about how him and his homies playing like it was a whole thing that they planned and they put it together it wasn't an accident right you know it was a calculated business move that they did and they planned it out and i they had the lights and stuff like that to make it look certain oh he's always been he was a hey and i thought about that i was like no that's different than like everybody just doing something to do so i mean you know like damn daniel blew up some people just fall ass backwards into it right right and then they'd be like oh [ __ ] this is popping i fell backwards into that into the voiceovers like it wasn't my voiceovers wasn't hot in the streets when i started doing them it was just like oh i like doing this let me do it and then when that one was like yeah but even before that i saw the potential in the voiceovers just you know just for a show and then uh once i realized oh they they really do like these let me just keep doing it because it's fun yeah but when you're one when that one popped everybody rolled for you though yeah it was because they didn't give him credit for those who don't know tony had one go it was a facebook the raccoon one the rapper yeah yeah and it hit on facebook i think yeah yeah and some site took it and everybody's like nah give him his credit like tag him give him his credit and then it still happens too every once in a while i keep my name off them joints i started seeing commercials of like stuff that you were doing and i was like y'all got to be stealing this [ __ ] that's been whole raccoons is it geico i think it was geico or something they probably i'm sure they're watching yeah they're definitely watching right yeah they don't have no idea but i can tell like for people like uh you know i had this i always had this big picture thing if i couldn't see it if i couldn't do what i saw in my head i didn't want to do it you know what i mean and that's even so it was like i was like oh i got this idea i want to do like this kind of thing and i'm like i gotta get this and i got that i'm like there's too much to do for the phone i've always been back out like i don't want to do this anymore and then the time you got to find your thing that you can do about yourself where you don't need a whole team right right because once you can do these things by yourself then you're like oh yeah yeah solo action that's right that's another thing i love about it like i could just be by myself be in the alley i can be don't need somebody shooting for you stuff like that you on the road you in your hotel room and you just crank them out anywhere and do it i be doing it people don't even know i did one right you just recorded that yeah stepped outside hearing tony doing voiceovers in another room was the funniest embarrassing i hated it with people i heard him yeah one time and i heard him through the wall he was in there [Music] tony here when i heard him i was hoping he couldn't hear me because i was doing i think i was doing all-star team ones i heard him definitely hear what i'm going down yeah i think my struggle with it is probably consistency and i get bored with my uh i feel that i come from like we all come from instant gratification like when we get them laughs like on stage and it wasn't doing that for me at first like social media but now i'm like damn i gotta do this because it could be a fan base so yeah once i found my thing i was like these all right i'm with it and i think i'm still trying to find my you got a couple of things though yeah i got a couple things that i just play with yeah but nothing i'm like oh i love this right now but i gotta just get consistent with it so i'm surprised one person tried to take my thing and then he fizzled out he's not even on what you think they tried to get the lyrics he was doing them and people kept tagging me and i was like well you know whatever right and then i the other day i was like i wonder what that if it worked for him i wonder if he gone gone not even on social media gone and i was like well but that and i'm suddenly and then i'm glad that i didn't get worked up over it right right sometimes sometimes it'll fade on their own right he ran him off shoot get out of here yeah man uh so but i think the answer to is to anything you want to do it's the same with writing acting whatever blah blah blah you got to be consistent and you got to do it every day that's the biggest thing a lot of people fail no matter what it is challenge because i keep telling people they'd be like how'd you consistency man like no matter what just keep doing it even even you're going to get low views yeah until until people catch on they'll be like oh and then it starts growing from there a lot of people just give up and then but that's the challenge being consistent is it's not easy and even when you got the view some of them just gone bomb yeah when you got the fan base and whatever they some of them maybe real quick just pull them down real quick yeah and don't over think so much that you don't do nothing people overthink so much that they just paralyzed and they do nothing right so it's like yo and at the end of the day you used to have your opinion you know what i'm saying so like yeah there's a hot topic that maybe you want to say something but you saw well what's your opinion on it you still put it out and like so you know whatever right just don't if you if you don't care about it it's easier to just be like i just want to be consistent and do something and whatever happens happens like if it goes well great if it don't okay well i'm building a habit right whatever so i hope that answered your question the question jerk answer the question you guys know about that john mcinerney no oh when he john mackay well he has so many flippers discussing that one of the judge the question jerk answer the question yeah they let him out he's playing tennis what are you up to yeah he's but you see him like he'll pop up in movies and stuff and he's always funny bro yeah he always who's funny in mr deeds yeah mr d that's another funny stupidity goofy that's stupid i like a lot of adam sandler movies though yeah they're just dumb and goofy bro all right i got nothing else i don't know how you guys [Music] [Music] you got to respect the question what's the time machine yeah we're good we're done we're good we went over an hour wow oh my god we out of here man [Laughter] no i do okay october 15th uh house of comedy and minnesota minnie how do you say minneapolis minneapolis minneapolis minnesota i'll be at the house of comedy the 15th through the 18th because by the time this airs it'll be the week of i believe so next week bigger green room now i've never been there one of the worst greens i've ever been to pull up just a closet i have no idea who's coming with me but it's like a little kitchen type of club is great though but that green room whoo anyway get the skippity pabst hoodie we out we out

Channel: Tony Baker

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Keywords: daddy issues, daddy, issues, podcast, tony baker, craig wayans, dc ervin, chaz rodgers, keon polee, fatherhood, black fathers, black dads, wedding, wedding bands

Id: tA_mjsf3iCQ

Length: 92min 22sec (5542 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 15 2020