A Very Special Episode of Daddy Issues - Daddy Issues Podcast

oh we are back with a very special episode of daddy issues i feel like we got to get the paper baby i was going to change [Music] yeah it's like one of those uh you know those episodes of the comedy shows it was a very special episode of family matters yeah they were getting serious there was a serious business up in that episode i'm gonna give a recap yeah man we've been going a while as you guys know it's been yeah right yeah that was the last one was the third we aired that day yeah we aired that day no no i recorded that yeah i went to atlanta that night that was the last one uh that was the day after the verses no it was the day of the verse remember it was that because we were talking about the next morning well it was a day technically yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm talking about the taping i ain't talking about right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um yeah was that nice i was like why didn't we talk about the verses but that exactly came later yeah that night yeah uh the the the dip set versus the lot yeah that was a great version yeah we filmed the uh um but we back man are we picking up uh their ipad in there i know we don't have to have one okay um people here yeah we can hear everything y'all oh [Music] y'all look good kim's patreon you look good yeah y'all looking like y'all drinking water you're just looking at the proof no i can read it i can't yeah oh yeah make that big yeah one time make that bigger dog the one time where your glasses there they right here bro but i put them on and i was like oh the screen got bigger the word stayed the same oh yeah i feel like go back [Music] man a lot has happened to the to the daddy issues crew since we uh since we last convened you know what i'm saying all right yeah man everybody i lost my son keon lost his grandfather craig lost one of his good friends you know we lost nick we lost it well you tell these guys [Music] everybody [ __ ] with food big food my bad food this [ __ ] [Laughter] [Laughter] i'm telling you bro the line was silent and we were like but that's what i'm saying he had that one you're right it was the me and tony was standing there like what yeah [Music] saying nothing i just remember it was something about something something pirate [ __ ] whatever it was we were like yeah i can't remember any of the bars i'm glad you remembered nobody remembers the ball it's a silence wait wait how long ago was it though guys years ago we still remember bars in the group chat but it was years it was six years ago keenan's bars against you but it was one line because we kept those going over time but still man he kept the bar going over time i just remember craig was hyped craig was like man mcgee man he was believing he's supposed to be he's supposed to he was split for sure you got to add to the punches [Music] greatest hype man ever ever he came in yo man this is funny better than play yes yes when i see them perform put your hands where my eyes could see flave was a member of the group but not necessarily just straight hype man but he had lyrics he was part of this song he just happened to be a rapper too later he had a little when he they did the uh the flip mode squad he was on that yeah i liked his bars too i remember like two songs i was like oh spliff can rap bro i don't remember yeah you did it would have been a great hype man if you were staying here to stop right like yeah he was just puffy if he would have just started but he only started rapping because biggie passed he's a hype man with a hype man i thought he went hard one i remember i remember a lot of ad-libs yeah that was it yeah just getting a lot of ad-libs here yeah like the story that little breakdown yeah [Music] somebody kills you wasn't him wasn't he talking about that he was talking talking about rapping or more money more problems but that was that big deal but was that his first recording if you're talking about that i remember the real i don't remember puffy rapping before well he was on what's wrong with little cam wasn't he on the one twelve truck yeah he was like [ __ ] trying to keep up with the combs is uh i think that was after biggie died okay that was after him it's not puffy man we never really got to see that unless you went to the digital underground performance yeah i didn't see that we're looking no way to even say park was a hype man this is rude i was like that that's nothing but it kind of works but you don't ever who uh yo nelly daddy was on a rap track with super cat biggie and puff remember that yeah who's that super cat he was rapping on that third eye was very much alive was he yes i don't know i just remember he started going as a rapper he became a crazy he became a superstar he was rapping before but i think he was just doing on some like homage to my my god i think he was dancing because it's that song when you call me big papa the show yeah that song had a verse on that before biggie huh it was a super cat but yeah that was the one all right um cause i was like hold on nobody hold me down but that was after right i don't know if anybody can't everybody after before that might be out [Music] alive that's when jay got at uh mace when he's like you'll always check your own video you'll always be number two ooh mace was killed puffy had to be one of them he was bigger than jay-z at the time i'm happy that he's west coast definitely i'm happy that east coast west coast beef just died no i just moved to the south well who's beefing now on the show everybody in this house beefing with each other but i'm talking about like not coast versus coast oh i mean it was like really deep no that was immediate and the media fed right into it and we bought it hook line and sinker it's a little it's a little too oversaturated now you got drake claiming hoods that's crazy he always be uh riding for texas no i mean in this new one he's uh shouted out 60s and uh drake he's from canada so he don't have an identity like he don't have an american identity so he'd just be latino like his team even his teams he just whoever hot at the time that's who he rocked with teamwork he got it i knew he was going to stay warrior for a little bit he'd be with the raptors well he's definitely with the raptor strong but yeah man he got the lego games like a jersey on any any team the brothers jersey any team lebron was on he had a jewish partner raptors organization he's like an ambassador for the raptors yeah he was all up in the mix on that but uh i wonder if he was always at that heart of a rapper's fan hell no because they yeah in the moment you know what i mean because it was barely hot so because the raptors they've been solid for a long time right well vince had it popping yeah yeah vince made basketball popular in canada i just hated that stupid mascot they started with oh my god was he the worst mascot no and i'm talking about in professional sports as far as far as the symbol yeah yeah i hate thinking too many no what about the big green thing for the i think the red sox who is it the philly the phillies what about that yeah what is that yeah nobody knows it's like a horn as a nose or something yeah that has to be the worst oh y'all talking about the cats that actually walk around the game so i'm just talking oh you're talking about all the actual logo that raptors logo was it wasn't as vicious as the raptors i've seen on jurassic park man that wasn't interesting at all out there crossing cats over right now the rapture the sneakers on is funny what are we doing here because he got basketball shoes on get it yeah the one they got now is way better the raptor always be folding in half because the air don't have enough trash i remember like the what's the wizards there the bullets i mean the blizzard was just a bullet no no no they never had a boat they never had a boat they had a little thing across the street i had to go across the i thought they didn't have a bullet in there it was going across everybody thank you i just thought logo like a basketball with like a triangle in the back like orange it's got that an orange ball underneath where yeah it's just yeah it's just a mix what's a nick anyway or pants that's right that's that's probably the name of this one the knicks kind of sound cool it sounds dope with the actual knickerbocker yeah the bullets never had dick dignity 1976. why just to see how many letters could fit across yeah look they never they just had the lion in the basketball this is it yeah i told you let me see it was what a bullet they gave you what a bullet does somebody got shot in the journal this is marcus johnson that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's not so far man i don't know mark and john's the seventies i don't know what he's doing man yeah dig deep jeffy was there they had this when weber and then was there but that's still just a basketball i wish we could queue this up and show the patreons they gonna they gonna look along with us y'all do your job and and research some stuff for us help us out zephyrs what the hell y'all tell us what it is so we know they never had it yeah i know i don't ever remember they never had it chad [Music] [Laughter] [Music] of the early dutch settlers of new york early duck settlers dutch dutch settlers um a native or resident of the city or state of new york so that's why they call it the knickerbockers that make sense now yeah oh you're thinking of knickers i think right don't they say you know they call pants knickers they got knickerbocker shoes knickerbocker pants knickerbocker clothing but it all it all comes from those guys that's how they were probably yeah new york thing knickerbocker new york knicks that's sabrina's team shout out to uh he'll get better one with the loyalty sabrina stayed down for them yeah that's what doesn't she mitch he's the only one that actually wore new jersey on non-game days because mitch mitch marchand sold out yeah he went to the lakers quick tough like man the front office man i ain't trying to hit that the front office is always the go-to player and i hate i hate the raiders front office but it is what it is i'm a lions fan right i don't want to hear nobody switching oh yeah you're right i said a switch years ago yeah you should you could have been left and it would have been unacceptable the lions had a winless season my brother left recently that's that's supposed to be a long time ago he went to the right hand come on they didn't win a single game bro he said he felt like when was it [Music] [Music] like ups yeah don't you just fire the whole team at that point like because you're an adult first of all you can't you just got to clean them i think it was megatron's first year and then i think stafford came in next year and then they had hope again man and then uh i think the brown side is kind of dead and i think i know what you're talking about and i think you made it because for me cleveland is my second home so when i don't root for the lions i root for the browns and it's also the same [ __ ] man that's when we get lost everybody because once megatron left and then it was just bad again they were just awful again what's wrong with that i respect the loyalty man listen man we're gonna win it guys they wasted barry sanders this is the year y'all was nine and seven for two seasons in a row yeah we can 11 and five in 2014 the playoffs had a good run that was the best chance that that was when the dominican zoo was killing and they had that kid nick what was that kid's name it's funny how y'all rebuilt like after the 016 you went to two and 14 with the six and ten that's him shortly if you go if you don't win a game you should lose your team at least for a year the team should leave the city for a year and go to another city to try them out and be like this like something should happen to somebody like it shouldn't be the city punish though the city actually should get like all right free tickets this year they should definitely get free free tickets and it's just first come first y'all should be a college team what's up kid college because he knows you rude for the lions yeah but i respect the lords man man it's hard man it's hard i don't you need to learn to give up wow that's like stalker [ __ ] like you ain't never gonna be good it's all right man i'm here for the love you don't need to be abused like this ain't greg uh how was you ever even won man no it's because uh that my step-pops got the jerseys one year and whichever ones was on sale they got and that became their teams one of them was a jets fan one wasn't detroit they went for wack teams they were on the same jersey because they were losing because lion lions they got good uh merch like the logo was like the colors that's silver that silver is firing that color detroit jeans got good colors it's just i like the pistons colors i like that red with that red white and blue and pistons eyes yeah during the grant hill time i love the colors i got a little more animosity towards the piston come on get a little bit y'all still one get over it six championships get over it and y'all went through them too y'all went through the pistons yeah he was the only person i liked at that time he seemed humble dude yeah don't do much [Laughter] he wasn't like buff or nothing he just had straight arms and a thick mustache joe dumas didn't want no trouble when all the players back there none of them had like muscles like that they just there wasn't no hope it was really malone it wasn't they wasn't in the gym like right malone always been big david robinson was ripped david robinson was ripped jordan was ripped jordan robinson was cut yeah aguirre was the typical big man dominique wilkins is looking in shade i think dominique he wasn't like cut though but it's just like but today they ended the kumpo yeah he's regular like sean kemp is like everybody gives it to like uh this dunks are crazy you know uh it's harder but i'm like yo kemp i'm not saying vince isn't number one i'm just saying i feel like you're saying should be probably probably like camp and dominique probably in games oh dominique was crazy probably like you got to get blake in there you got three oh blake in his prime yeah he was doing it again yeah he was just depressed in detroit y'all made him impressed that's a tough team to go to thank you when you've been in l.a two years you know game he left he tried duncan again he tried for one year because i remember like what's how was that dude's name he went to the uh clippers uh deandre no no no uh the point guard he went he went to the lakers clippers reggie and reggie i hated reggie jackson rugby oh he caught a body right yeah but but i remember he wanted to be the guy so bad he was never that great because he had he was a backup in okc right and he wanted to be the guy and the pistons gave him a chance there was his interview man when blake first got there and they're talking about blake was like yeah man we just had to start you know cutting out the little things and put some wins together and then reggie came up he was like yeah look on blake's face it was like this is why we suck this is why and it was that and blake was like i'm out of here yeah first chance and he just never he just worked on his three game the whole time yo blake went one for ten yeah many games shooting three yeah i'm just learning how to shoot so i can go somewhere and then he went to new jersey knocking down and dunking again and so did what's his name uh reggie because he was killing i think he just wanted to do so bad that they would cancel out his contract i'm not i'm not mad at him bro i get it i'm like this this when you're a dunker when you're dunking on everybody then you go there and start shooting threes you don't care yeah i wonder if he's still doing stand up man he's funny though yeah i don't think he's still doing it though i think he is i think in new york he'll probably be hitting a lot you got a lot of opportunities in new york i want to move to new york man you should do a year there i just want to leave la man i hear the funniest stories about the type of stand-up spots they have out there like you could be outside uh you get paid to be outside at like a diner with people walking in new york streets yes all that give me give me all that man every kind of show you can give to me give it to me new york just got like a great field we're probably one of the best cities i've been been just the vibe around it new york right i don't know if i can live here i've been living on the outskirts though i couldn't right i love new york i just look out my window all day yeah you know how many thousands of shits you'd see man this is building in new york they call it the flat iron joint the one that goes like this yes it's so expensive it's disgusting that's my fantasy house i want to buy the top floor sabrina sent me how much it cost per square foot 64. per square foot and i i just threw in 900 square feet and i was just like for what what are they paying for in new york i mean i love it i love the environment but i don't get what what just he got he got some spots in those type of buildings he's paying like over 100 mil for like sponsoring what dc is asking like why why why do you want it like we can understand california weather you know what i mean stuff like that beaches close to the beaches the good beaches pay that much in new york uh it's the people in the restaurants the environment the food the people you don't want to be in transportation so you pay more to be right in the middle you could do everything in a three block radius a lot of people in new york never even leave their five blocks you're not paying for the for the beach and the weather but everything else seems dope in new york clothes you got the seasons yeah i think it depends on what you're raised on though i'm still here we weren't raised on seasons so we're like like when i lived in snow i despised it right like i hated it i was like why why what is this bro we had to wake up at 5 a.m to shovel the snow so you're people going to heat your car up yeah y'all used to it yeah you got to use the car first ones outside when the snow came it'd be like three in the morning oh fresh snow was a good time but a freshman i was up but you didn't have to shovel didn't y'all live in apartments yeah the snow was gone by the morning they came and yeah the shovel was real bro you'd be freezing when i lived up in new rochester go outside and shovel the snow why don't you guys ain't never gonna say it just get to work it makes early in the morning having to shovel snow just bro you wake up and have to go in the freezing cold bro like it wasn't it wasn't like you got time to be like oh i mean hey hey [Music] why am i cleaning out the driveway for y'all to walk i mean for y'all to drive and be the one paying no bills exactly hated it bro you're not just going to live here people like don't you miss a small [ __ ] the snow [Laughter] i don't miss the frozen cold snow that's what i'm saying bro i do i miss the change and then the [ __ ] will get slushy on your tim's not get your shoes dirty you miss that [ __ ] craig no you have your outside dirty tims that you wear new yorkers keep a dirty pair yeah you gotta keep a dirty pair i had a pair of nike boots i was wearing when i was going on the east coast to do shows and it was snowing i had those um just so they can take it and feed was worn either they had to go back to the snow wings and pay less snow that's what [Laughter] you know this as an adult you went through two no no supermarket shoes some snow wings yeah that sounds like something you get the liquor store there's no way i'm not feeling snow man i'm like oh yeah i couldn't i don't think i could live in there but i like oh man yeah you know busy hey kids yeah let's get it let's go get away you know yeah and then we're done let's go let's go home to our warm cause you'll be like oh i wanna go see what you grew up i'm gonna go see this now i'm gonna take it like i ain't going in that [ __ ] like here's the shovel joy i was like why would i go back in the worst comedy i'm not going with that that'd be fine but i'll give you this there's nothing like snow during like christmas like seeing that the snow so now you won't end up i did that i was like i got to go back to the summer that's all or nothing i've done new new years in new york twice does nothing christmas and new year's and i was like it's awesome nothing like going people in the woods i'm like no man bragging it better tell you my first christmas in her life it was amazing i said yo you can still go do everything that you want to do and it's still christmas time best of both worlds i like what i don't even like christmas it's weird when it's sunny when it's hot outside and it's christmas man there's something wrong let's go to the beach it's christmas it's maybe 80 what on christmas that's what's good about the bay is the bay you're going to get bacon get cold you're going to get yourself going baby you snowed in antioch one time i was like yeah it come down a little bit but it was it was fun like we was like it's snowing in the grass like he's like wow y'all didn't have to go to regular and then when you got older outside of shoving snow you had to go serving something you just had to go to work and that [ __ ] and then you had to make sure you don't hit black ice oh there's a semi-truck flying by you you're like yeah man that black ice is for real right oh yeah yeah i've failed plenty of time right and then because you can't panic what people do they wind up in the ditches they'll slide and they'll panic and they'll try to turn your steering wheel automatically corrects itself yeah all the time yeah all the time every time i would hit like patches i would just be you gotta let go yeah and your steering wheel's gonna correct it and you just grab but people panic and then you over correct yeah even even when you're when you're racing and your car starts to fish tails you gotta let go let it go it is straight up straight but what happens is people that's what they say well that's what they said with a motorcycle if you're on a motorcycle and you're supposed to let the bike go like you didn't just fall off and let it fall you're trying to hang on people trying to run into the bike and that's the fight this does what does all the [ __ ] you up you told her to take the phone let it let it go like i remember you know i didn't know how to drive in in montana you know i mean i ain't never drove enough snow so it started going there everybody was just like well let it let it happen and then like it would correct and then we try to fix because where we lived in our apartments the people hated parking on the street because you wake up the next morning everybody cars blockchain is is uh scratched up because people hitting them corners or whatever and hit that black ice and it's like well this is what happened everybody college kids too so your car gets stretched that's just it yeah yeah yeah you ain't leaving your scratch you are not leaving look at this i'm not i'm not bullshitting dawg uh i can't stand snow detroit in cincinnati i hate snowboarding raising pittsburgh i'm not just making sure that to be a hater bro nobody said yeah the snow in pittsburgh is different exactly not just trash yes yes certainly yeah certain areas got like yeah and montana we used to get this from canada whatever you know what i'm saying probably chicago too well chicago is we gotta win all right your face getting cut yeah please ain't coming right now does it does the um like the crime slow down when it's super bad when the snow is super yeah murders heat up shootings heat up in the summertime yeah when everybody come back outside because they still got their winter clothes on nigga's irritable it's hard to shoot somebody stop wearing hoodies in the summer people you mad that's like you killed it some of the time it's funny to see smokers in the winter though you'll be freaked out yeah yeah that's what i know like it was a cedric's joke on that hilarious yeah exactly you'll be seeing it like all these cats need it right right but you changed me i remember once man i was holding the door open for this lady and she was thinking she had a stroller i was like bro i wanted to let this door go so bad and just like figure it out lady i'm trying to be a gentleman and hold the door she was like um i was like let's get into the goddamn cool what was she doing she was just struggling snow oh good just struggling and you were mad at them for struggling oh yeah you become a different person you're gonna struggle with my wife summer's time you like i got you no problem yeah it's cold you're like you know i like wintertime man i'm the only one that's pro winner but i really like four seasons a lot man we had we had water our pipes froze and the water once we got stuck inside what about the goods you sound like a wussies no angels water don't work great no showers writing your name with pee in the snow come on i don't like the rain i can't stand the rain all right i can't stand the rain i hate it i hate the rain i don't like that i could [ __ ] with the rain again but during the 90s with the big pants i used to hate it because it ruined the bottom of the bottle but it rained a lot growing up so i like durant that was no big deal i don't like being wet i can't stand i can't stand wet socks i'm not that big of a fan of that y'all never hooped in like on a hot summer rainy day oh yeah hot summer accident we didn't seek it but yeah the hooping when it was raining but it still felt good those are dope days i don't remember what it felt like you was like yeah there was no passage on his nipples [Laughter] [Music] in and out tracking it on the carpet like you know what i mean making stuff pour down different you be like yeah i hate i hate being damned i remember burbank get rained like every day for a while we first moved to burbank in 2007 and then i was like yeah it's raining out here i feel like it's been drought city out here ever since oh it's just terrible out here when it rains it just floods everywhere because people can't drive in and they'd be shutting down massive puddles in front of your house there's a valley the valley floods right here what if we had to deal with like the storms in the [ __ ] new orleans yeah we'd be screwed out here y'all not built for yeah we're not gonna weather out we be screwed we're not building we only built for sun sleeping right because we be really flooded everybody's gonna be on fire yeah maybe one day it rains from spring it'd be flooding all van no you can't you can't get on man at all i wonder where the best place to live in america is weather-wise in terms of extremes like the bay we get it we get a new y'all get earthquakes like atlanta ain't no eggs in a blue moon like yeah earthquakes coming once in a blue moon but you get them though i want to know i want to know the place in the middle only people that film is new people to l.a they'd be like oh you felt that like nah what'd you mean it was like a boy there might not be a place that gets nothing everyone everywhere might get it because you go higher it's raining yeah yeah and then everything in this i wanted to say like where we went seashells africa but they probably get something too oh international that's too fast i'm talking about america what about like vegas vegas look at earthquakes earthquakes earthquakes what does new mexico and arizona get they might not get the fire they'll get the smoke all the smoke from it yeah eastern new mexico gets uh tornadoes this is terrible i've seen three with my own eyes tornadoes i saw the first time i saw a funnel cloud form and i didn't know what it was it just looked like a hole in the clouds i was like what the hell is that we just playing basketball outside we kept playing had no clue life was on the line i think michigan got caught it was just it was i was like yo look at that and you get none of us knew what we were looking at oh y'all really [Laughter] but uh yeah and then i seen the tornado touched down i was just like nah i would have what is a tournament what makes a tornado like it's hot it's cold if you see it it's weird because it it starts like this in the air yeah it comes down it's crazy to see it's just slowly like just very scary come down to the ground but they'd be moving bro yeah like they'd be they'd be moving because you'll see someone or someone's that don't touch sound you're like that's kind of dope some of them look like they're not moving but they're moving they fast they i've been scared since then and i was like a cow going around oh twister scared the hell out of him that guy was like he came back that's the same one when you read when you rewatch twitter now it looks so fake the cow that looks awful but when i first had when you're around the tornado and it's about to happen some weird things happen it'd be like raining and then it'll uh it'd be like super gray and the clouds look low and then the rain and then isn't the rain going sideways or something no no no because it's not real windy when the tornado's coming the wind kind of chills out a little bit and then it'll get quiet like it'll get real like nothing's going on right like eerily quiet and then these big hails will come oh she's getting all weather usually like when there's tornado hail accompanies it it'd be big hell like um [Music] is that the warning they like this like them jawbreakers and then and then it'll start to happen then once you hear that siren that siren is terrifying yeah all the old ones that you see on the side of the road they don't know what they are scary though oh that's what's that the warning like yeah yeah it's cool driving the tornado warnings that's crazy we did earthquake earthquake yeah we didn't know we never had earthquake drills yeah and go sit on the field all day and nobody took them seriously yeah they'd be like standing in the desert in the doorway [Music] somebody got there because you're so used to them you just don't care the worst earthquake i ever experienced was the big one in the bay you know and i just laid on the ground and that you know that was my mom was ultraman get under the tables shut up we were scared because we was we were little little so i laid on the ground because i know what's happening and then i remember keith this is how much keith is into his toys he had stood next to like we lived in apartments you know apartments have the where you park your cars the carports yeah he had leaned on a pole and wrapped his arms around the pole but he was still fighting man he was like focused man the ground was shaking that was part of it my dad ran out and got us and we he just stood in the middle of everything and just like right you know hit that real man stop it oh you're always in this his daddy business when it hit we lived in hayward alameda in the parking garage like no we're out we live in apartments you know the parking like when you go to apartments outside outside we can you know where we could be in college yeah yeah yeah and then i remember we went in the house and like uh a couple things that broke because like candy dishes and stuff that failed and you know back then everything glass so a couple things that broke but it wasn't too bad and then the news it messed up the world series you know what i'm saying the world series and i remember my dad just kept calling my mom like trying to get because she wasn't on the freeway because he was nervous that she was on the bridge that collapsed and it killed people you know yeah so he knew she had to travel you know so he's trying to get in contact with her like because he's watching the news like the bridge collapsed people died so he's freaking out and we kind of we kids so once it was over we backed up but after after all that then it was cool it took my mom forever to get home though i remember that it was crazy i think the earthquake is the world volcanoes is probably the scariest earthquake is number two for me in terms of like the natural disasters really go there because because there ain't nothing you can do really like if you if you inside outside if you're driving if you're at home you're at risk you mean like extreme ground i'm talking about you know the ones what about the massive typhoons though you don't really know what an earthquake looks like until you go outside and see it when you see the buildings actually there's a lot of people just going into this doorway but if you go outside you'll be like oh yeah let's get it see on that one on that big one the ground was literally doing waves like huge waves you can't you can't surf a typhoon no i'm scared of the the hurricane typhoon yeah hurricanes don't scare me as much even though they do major damage it's like but you got you just have plenty of time if you inside you might be good that's what i'm saying like it depends like it depends but earthquake whether you inside outside it don't matter there's no safe place you you would risk because they don't take a whole house with you right yeah tornadoes are short-lived that's that's very and you can see it so if you see it over there you can go this way like you know what i'm saying get away from this yeah i mean it can change direction on you but yeah it could come for you but at least you got the hope of because twisted no twister it was personal but an earthquake in the middle of the terrace what if you're outside in the middle of the football field wait hold on wait wait dc questions okay questions questions questions questions you're in the middle of a football field nothing around you you can handle that earthquake no because if them lights get to falling oh [ __ ] yeah that's and if that build if that if it's big enough to where like if the colosseum folds on you because when it happened in the bay i remember they had they had to play somewhere else right no i think because it cracked the coliseum like that yeah it cracked the but nothing fell and that was huge so i think that's what i'm saying that was huge and nothing happened mm-hmm and that if nothing's around you right if you incomplete what did you get yeah but how often are you in that huh then also yeah earthquakes are the only ones that don't really have to be reflective you don't really know what's happening it's coming yeah with hurricanes they got warnings tornadoes you got bad warnings over because earthquakes are short-lived also probably the short they are they're really short-lived but when they happen yeah that damage be crazy you get some haitians in there you'll be like man but i get volcanoes number one because they can they can they can wipe everybody out and it moves like if they if they fully erupt full steam you think about pompeii they could kill us all it took a whole island out instantly and you you wasn't even nowhere near it it's just all that stuff goes in the sky ash we're done yeah people were people were found dead in mid-stride real they were volcanoes they were they were like like perfectly still together you know when they found bodies but it was where they encompassed them yeah mm-hmm because it was like they they were on the wrong side of it it's crazy like if it erupts they damn they became within the ones you go a certain way so you could be cool on one side and just dust on the other so it's like but then when all that ash comes up depending on how much comes up yeah you can feel it breathing you can feel it you ain't even in that country that side of the world and the ash comes over how close are we to a volcano oh yellowstone yellowstone they were just yellowstone is they said it might erupt that's the scariest one and it's right there it's very scary oh man that's an active one the one like anywhere in seattle you can see really yeah the pressure why lava bro why why are you spitting out lava darts even if they're not incinerated quality would be so bad that yeah it spews up what's underneath and i can see it like i can always come out monster helens is is visible too and that erupted where's that one the 80s where's that one uh in washington [ __ ] yeah it's close that's close to that one that one blew his top in the 80s early 80s but yellowstone is the one they worry about that's the one and it's not like it's not like a mountain this is flat they say if that goes yeah if that goes we're done because they don't know exactly who's that how far is it getting dependent depending on how bad it goes off well they say from the fallout afterwards you got the initial explosion because by time it happens i probably got some time to get out right now maybe but where you gonna go yeah because the bad part about the volcano is is the clouds that it creates all that's gonna go up if you're in the blast zone you're just done yeah yeah well it's we we've been on this earth for years they haven't figured out anything to like stop it no prevent it just plug it put a cork in it just plug it but let's say wyoming bus right right and then i just catch a flight to mexico now your flights may end up canceled depending on where you take off from because you can't fly in that volcanic dust but i'm saying if it's but like if it's mid like oh it's busting now and you happen to be on a plane yeah no but like let's say we hit the little bird big spot i was like yo i need to go now wait why is your volcano sound like a dude it depends on how fast the clouds we just shoot to south america real quick and depending on which direction you're trying to go so it'd be like oh but that that that's all part of it it's like then it's covering up the sun it's like you know doing all kind of extra [ __ ] to where you're doing yeah that means there's traffic we stuck somewhere you can't get nowhere well with the yellowstone one they don't know how many how far it goes down right where it's all at they don't know where if it because it's underneath it's underneath it's not like those volcanoes you see it erupt and it's like let's go this way i didn't know it so wait so so on the ground what the ground just opens up and then yeah they have all the geysers and stuff yeah right yeah yellow zone is super active yeah super active that's why it's like one of the they say when you go there it kind of looks like you're on another planet like you know it's all kind of like pools of like different sulfur sulfur and like you know it's crazy i want to go there but people be camping like maybe yeah for sure when i was in tacoma they're like we can't be afraid of it like if it happens then what can we do about that right i think it's like how it is earthquake like wherever you live you came up with that you just used it like when i was and i was like how y'all be doing these you know hurricanes they was like and i was like hurricane they was like you know so what every year they're coming in and this my thing is like hurricanes they'll be taking their sweet times like you got two weeks to get out that's what i like about hurricanes man they'd be warning you hurricanes be like this building it's out of six right you really know which way it's going it could be like i look at that but at least you know they got time right it'd be like you see manatees going through the city and stuff he's like oh [ __ ] i'm not leaving i'm like yo just save some money every year just be like oh in the hurricane wait new york just got [ __ ] what what new york guys they got flooded up they went all the way up there the same hurricane that hit new orleans hit new york yes oh the hurricane was like you know what we haven't they couldn't tackle them because they're looking for new york they can come up the whole side they should be doing this i seen a rat like really swimming like oh yeah they sent me that video to do it because i was reading about l.a like california was the last time california had they said like maybe some and i saw once at 1800 something like late 1800s but it was like most of them don't even make it because our water is too warm or too cold well what happens with new york too it's in between two bodies of water so it just jumps all through the city yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] up mm-hmm yeah new york i can't imagine bro i'm gonna worry about earthquakes and blizzards but i'm not i'm not doing that plus rats plus rats the rat should be the last word y'all be surprised the first number one city for rats is what would you think it is new york yeah i go to chicago i'm saying new orleans oh chicago's in chicago number one i was weird because i've never seen no rats in chicago me neither when i go in there they'd be outside so it must be they must be like he said inside uh new york was like number three and i was like yo los angeles what i'll say hold on you see maybe now well you you have to also think you are way way is that what it is new york is way smaller in space everything's just built upwards chicago's more spread out that's true so downtown l.a i can see rats because when i work downtown a lot of them rats be out there yes and then i saw bats down there also yeah i love bass man i was like oh [ __ ] what made me look up the rat population was i was watching suicide squad and that girl that was her ability to control rats so i was like on the new one yeah yeah i gotta start watching the whole [ __ ] because she inherited her daddy's powers yeah so she called the rats in i was like i wonder how many rashes in new york and then i saw that list and i was like and sabrina was throwing that all in my face they come out of nowhere we thought new york was the end-all be-all you say saying what's scary about that is they come out of nowhere like when sewers got suicide squad she just was like put a light up in this they just came out of everywhere like that's probably how rats really are everywhere chilling yeah they're there sometimes you can hear them and they'd be having beards i don't like that yeah we have a rat at this table i don't like that like i don't like i don't like when animals have human stuff like raccoons i'm gonna tell you out there ghosts be having beers [Laughter] [Music] somebody hit me on the streets and he was like hey man you be promoting that manscape stuff is it is it i was like man i'm the spray the spray keeps it's summer my balls ain't smelled all summer all summer these balls have been on point you got fresh nuts fresh fresh you gotta have a fresh sack out here fresh enough to spray the lotion the trimmer you know oh they got a new performance package 4.0 includes the lawnmower which is the trimmer okay if you're looking to cozy up this fall y'all i feel like people shave more in the summers oh yeah dude even more sticky i'm pretty consistent i'm consistent throughout the year but you got to keep the muck nuts off somewhere wait where are you guys never heard that it sounds horrible though yeah it sounds like a std what is this join the two million worldwide people who are using you're right there's a lot of escape doing all right for sure 20 off to free shipping with the code issues 20 off free shipping with the code issues uh again 20 off it's manscape.com manscape is m-a-n-s-c-a-p-e-d dot com and then use the promo code issues get 20 off man get these balls out fresh out here man dc man tell them tell them what they gotta do you got to be a goddamn fool [Laughter] i ain't been shaving since we moved though i ain't had time [Music] we've been in the new place for like two weeks i had no clue like it ain't like ready though you're rocking the natural but how you liking it i had shaved no no because i had shaved before we went to atlanta so i'm still it's still i think i'm having my father and son moment and get him a little manscaper all right hey man take care of the ball son yeah man yeah you're gonna spray because you know you have that dude they'd be extra extra smelly in that yeah but he's not responsible enough for the spray he'd be putting it behind his ears that's cologne it's a good thing i would do that in his age that's a good thing oh yeah man that's all i'm saying i'm not saying that there's a thing i was just thinking about my dad didn't care be in his underwear just walking around sure i'll be doing that man i'll be in shorts man yeah i never you expected i got some daughters so i could never just walk briefly but only only since i got all the new draws like are they better looking visually mm-hmm so i'll be like it don't feel like it's like i got some little shorts underwear yeah you know what i mean i've been walking around in tighty whities around back in the day yeah [Music] [Music] [Laughter] you just throw them out bro there's a streaker yeah my mom used to make me shower with my drawers and wash them while i showered dc's daughters came to see us in atlanta yeah they did that that was dope that made me so happy bro they was happy oh good they always have to wait to see them from the stage yeah they were on the left yeah were they laughing and stuff yeah they were laughing every time but it was after two they were just a good time yeah they just had it really good they wasn't drinking too much that's the question was chilling were they drunk they was hammering they were slithering man there's some guys my dad my dad's funnier than you [Laughter] that's good i'm glad i didn't know y'all could see them from the stage though yeah they were right in the vip everybody sat on the left that came yeah oh okay they seen me a couple times they came out with me and marlon was in atlanta i wanted them to go see his first comic my son ever yeah hey yeah oh wow yeah sage came to new york yeah yeah oh this is yeah the first time here and i didn't know he's tall as hell oh man he's just a giant man i don't think the camera does him i don't think cameron does him enough like how tall he is when i see him in person yeah yeah everybody that's also because i take pictures and i stand in front of you you better make me seem like almost on height i do short uh tricks yeah low angle and he's what six six eight jesus yeah what'd he be eating every day is he the tallest wings who's the tallest he's gonna call his waynes now of all time of all time he's just eating everything [Music] what'd he be eating on the regular basis what's his diet so when i pick him up he'll probably get a four by four uh with some cheese fries and that's just for the ride what's the fourth one this is just kids smashed into one you can get a four by two four so the second number is the cheese that's for the ride home that's after practice we'll do that and the milkshake yeah eating mad fields by now i'd make him go to the supermarket because it was costing too much stopping at the gas station but he'll grab about five bags of chips full drinks and then such a teenager is ready i have some steak and vegetables he don't like starches like that so it's like some steak because you need them all with the chips he starts out tipping fries in the morning he has his uh his two nectar juices and uh a breakfast uh burrito when you send him to the store are you preparing praying dinner at the time what was that uh now i can because uh uh hello fresh makes it a lot easier but uh are you still you still got it yeah yeah i still order them you made one last night after she had the baby i ordered her some so that uh she don't have to worry about all right that actually gets some extra time with the baby i will say during this move they can't they were clutch hello fresh because we weren't you know we didn't have a lot of stuff in the fridge because i had to move the fridge and all that stuff and then so we've been getting so much stuff from the house we ain't really we've been eating out and stuff like that and i was like i want to cook you know i mean and they got delivered and it was clutch because i ain't been to the store so even they've been clutch they've been super clutch and we've been getting different ones too like this one the last one we had was uh vegetarian oh turn it off it was it was fine it was fire i'd be over there balling with the uh with the food i'll be telling people yeah just put issues on it yeah somebody hit me the other day and they said is it they were trying to figure out which promo code it is and i think we changed them right they change depending on sometimes like issues 12 right yeah because this one for for the listeners this one is go to hellofresh.com issues 14. okay and then you use the code issues 14 you get up to 14 free meals so that's 14 free meals including free shipping damn and it's the number one mill kit in america oh okay i drove by the office i don't stop by yeah i was driving up the uh i think it was the 405 and it just had a huge building it said hello fresh and i was like they doing this bro they i see it's on every podcast it's on every like oh really bro hello it's not just us i feel special i thought it was just us bro oh yeah out here bro i live on instagram hello fred and i don't know if that's because we talk about it and it's like yeah you know i'm just kind of hurt though man me too it's kind of funny my mom hit me like oh now because my sister is cooking and she'll be posting her meals she's like oh now she want to start cooking but the meals they do make you feel like because you making stuff you wouldn't normally make so you like who's making you know crush some chicken with with couscous you know what i mean like that's not a normal and then you make that and you take your little picture like yeah you want to see if it looks like it looks like that because it looks like a box you got to make sure you type crusted y'all chicken sure y'all i stand by it man my family got like my family is like yours every my dad got it my cousins got it my brother got like they're really active with it yeah everybody got it and that's what we wanted my sister you know so when i was like yeah go ahead get you that and then the next one you go ahead and get you that just would last yeah that's dope so go to hellofresh.com issues14 use the code issues14 for up to 14 free meals including free shipping dc goddamn food yeah lightweight i like to cook i don't cook enough now because you could play five times a year but i'm gonna have to cook for uh avi's coming down oh she's moving to work with chad and she ain't gonna move but she's gonna work with chad hired her man jay hardy gave her a good job i was like man cause i'm not gonna be here when she first touched down but chaz was like she'll be okay she didn't come in put money in the kids yeah they put serene to work i got him man y'all paid him so dead switch but you can't be dejected one time and then once i'm gonna drop it off when it come will it come a month later two months later let me know where my baby gotta go [Music] depends on the production because those independent ones take a little bit this one's a network behind [Music] like i said the bigger the network the faster the money comes so when it's independent like and it's just us no scratching that takes a minute because i didn't get my dog people cuz will she have it before she leaves wait i've waited months to get paid from there before but then when it's like all black or something like that i get paid right away i haven't had any issues so this is this is a bigger network it should be fine because this is a bigger network than dc's i might give her the money up front so she don't have to wait oh look at that no i'm not going but you can't do that man you got to go you're oh she needs an oil change let me fly that way get this oil spoiling these it's just yeah yeah yeah all right you're all right i gotta let them fly when serena got this car i didn't even go to the dealership you didn't go now because i didn't know they were going for one [Laughter] long how long are you going to be here for i think uh we only work two weeks so like two weeks oh she's just working on millennials yeah she's coming down to work on that and then assassin yeah and then she'll be back so i might be calling y'all she got another gig lined up or something we got here yes i might she might need to hit the ride with somebody no problem bro she got another gig lined up coming up she got another gig lined up with marlin yeah okay oh yeah what's that money she want to do would you if she gonna find out if she don't yeah this is this is an early point like i can't help you no more than this yeah how many of us could work on at the age of 22 that we know like you know what i mean yeah yeah you don't need craig's chicken yeah but other than [Laughter] punch-up at 13. damn hey bro kirk was like it should be funny you put a fart right here and the wings would do it yeah i was eight years old in the back of the comedy store giving punch-ups that's crazy and at the improv sliding over little napkins to comics i know they looked at me like what the [ __ ] who are you what you need to get wiped or something sliding over the tabs yeah we all sit at the table upstairs at the improv and everything man yeah you heard some [ __ ] growing up bro that's crazy i was always right right there in the comedy club too you heard it right to the left that was my spot all right i did all that before all the comics started hanging out there that's crazy that's crazy food i met foo uh when he was like eight years old with damian you met him when he was eight yeah oh wow how much older are you you got about the same age no i'm only three four years older than him man you made him him and damian been friends since they was eight day one that's his day one day wow wow i didn't know that i ain't know it was like that that's eight years old king would be playing one of me he's still like yeah but me and j king is like 14 13 14 15. y'all not really cousins no [Laughter] was his best friend though but they would just say that oh god five of his kids i thought you all knew oh yeah but you didn't y'all didn't y'all don't say nothing i do mm-hmm how does chelsea yeah i know yeah how did you find out that they weren't really cool from d.c yeah this whole time no super but like you know it's frauds i couldn't lie i couldn't be like yes but with that it's like when you grow up eating lunches yeah with each other and at each other that's what's damien foods it becomes something more than friends your friend's mom become like your second mama right right how's that doing with this uh he shook bro yeah we all i can't imagine bro you talking about he's a family member yeah yeah uh yeah that's tough [Music] i like i was like okay hopefully my last funeral memorial will be on the 20th and then i'm done i could take a break for it i wanted to come through we got to work that day but i'm not going to play through yeah here's his for me like he has hit the least hardest satisfying even though he was my actual blood yeah because he's 97 like he lived all the life you could live you know what i'm saying less than and more yeah so even though like it's it was like tony was there when i got the news so i teared up and everything but like he teared up with his legs crossed yeah he had a good run yeah everybody was like a calm like [Music] [Music] making i didn't want to say nothing and then tony was like he stopped because he was he was standing up and he was like because i didn't know what they were talking about sabrina was talking about something i was like wait what's going on yeah he pulled up where were y'all at oh we was in the green room oh so i was talking about it at this time he didn't pass yet that he was already yeah he was already my mama was like this is she knew yeah and then i got in text later yeah that was like now cause we went to the strip club oh man i was talking about the footage of y'all you see i think that's the place to go yeah man it's a good time man it was fun the strip club was fun and i'm not a strip club guy we needed that anytime but it was fun i feel it's such [Laughter] you know me and sabrina got there a day early how much all throughout the day how much y'all throughout honey i spent about seven hundred dollars [Music] two times [Music] but you know what made it fun sabrina made it fun of course because the environment was different they go y'all more it seems like you guys are more um approachable and when you got women in your crew because we went with her and her friend zulie so the the dancers are more comfortable pulling up yeah my wife pulled up and got a video pulled up with her crew in the back so like they was already in full swing oh they walked in immediately yeah i'd be telling the dancers calm it down they want to get all aggressive with the women hey slow it down first night we went i gave i gave zulu money and sabrina money and they just blew it all on mm-hmm on one dance it was just like they'd be losing how much did they wait how much should they have throughout i don't know but i gave them each 100 and then uh they was just like all right feeling like balls because blue was like yo you you give them five they start dancing no you fold two and put it on them like that you drop it then they start what you mean you give them five and they're like a vending machine no you put five down don't throw the whole thing oh yeah and then they start dancing with you and then you know you can just keep sprinkling throughout the year thank you if you had enough yeah oh you say thank you yeah that's what it looks like they just turn around i'll be gone my thing is this what if you put a hundred for the first is she just gonna stick with you for the longest 100 probably not killer mike did that for us he was like yo here's a hundred just danced for them over here and then him and his wife dipped and so she was she was with us for a while so what's a while 20 30. nah probably like dollars ain't gonna last she was probably with us probably about 20-some minutes that's a good that's oh she was being friendly she was kicking and plus she knew who i was too yeah yeah she was like wait hey what what did they say to you i wanted to know like they were waiting they already knew you know about serene and everything so they were like i'm so sorry for your loss you know what i'm saying that you know i'm so happy y'all here and you know it came out and they just started dancing but at that particular club there was a little bit too transactional money like wasn't enough you weren't flirty enough yeah i need to make me make me believe in this it wasn't flirty that's cause y'all dropped a hundred that's why you got two bam let's see where it's at everybody okay they was they was cool or or because maybe because they knew you that's what they did too they was like you know they know what i'm going through they don't feel like that's right putting their ass on my crotch right no not knowing my son [Laughter] but the second club we went to and keon was with us they were they were they were a little bit more flirty there yeah did y'all eat there no we was checking for people's food but then that'd be crazy being strip club like y'all ain't got no veggies killing mike and his wife they just came for the food she was like i'm just here for the food really quick she ordered her food we got the gold box and the next spot that had they had lobster tails yeah it was funny i was watching the dancers she was sitting naked at the bar just eating wings cause i went over there i wonder what she's eating now i went over there peeked in she had a stain on her skin from wiping her fingers off she said let me hold on baby eating her lunch or whatever lunch break let me get that lunch break i'm sure she was on breakfast she was eating at the bar what she had in her food and she took it as me like trying to come on tour yeah cuz i she everybody kept walking by with those to go plates yeah and i was getting hungry i was like man would you how do we they good and she was like yeah you wanna dance like no i'm the chicken yeah i'm trying to dance that's great right that's cool that's cool i got some thighs for you yeah you want that right that's your favorite no i want this chicken but yeah man 700 700. ain't tony kind of two cards [Music] something like that you only live once man let's go because the reign is supposed to go on that trip yeah yeah so you know we supposed to do it up sounds all right man let me quit being a tight ass yeah and live it up i was dope and i wanted sabrina to have fun too for a birthday cause she didn't feel like celebrating her birthday she was just like man i don't even feel like celebrating like we gonna celebrate anyway but sincere there nah he didn't go he went back to school my son asked me if he if i go with him to a strip club and i'm like ah maybe when you get a little older you could take me i feel irresponsible if i take you yeah yeah cause i asked serene i was like would you feel comfortable going to shoe club with me he's like no all right well let's go let's go he was excited he even told me because i kept finding out from his friends like man he was all excited about this yeah yeah he was gonna turn up ah that's what i'm afraid of too like what if my son turns up too much in there and i'm like oh you're an animal yeah what if he's like you yeah exactly like you know what if he's like drunk is a mess atlanta was a good time i felt like i bonded with sabrina in atlanta oh yeah because you know keon be going on his uh when he'd be sipping he'd be tender [Laughter] [Music] oh yeah because black ronnie pulled up yeah black run kane i think i spawned it with sabrina like [ __ ] first oh chas is really big he kicked it he bonded with her earlier well i was always on some hype like even though you know i technically met her first but i was always on a hype like did you well that's my birthday yeah i was there with nate oh yeah yeah yeah before we but i was always like that's my boys that's just it like you know what i mean like that's my boy's girl whatever because i i feel like for me it's different when like kind of like when he brought johan kind of like immediately after he was like this is my wife you know what i'm saying yeah married i was here the origin of yo when it's my homie girl i just like let's warm up you know i mean it's just like oh you're my homie girl and then now it feel like more like this this is my friend mine but when there's no title i'd just be like i don't know i always feel like she was in the crib with tony a month in yeah that happened fast too like yeah she uh you know super fun as soon as chad left sabrina was in there until you have one-on-one conversation with people too it don't be like all our settings were always you know games or whatever whatever but in atlanta we were talking like a lot and i was like my friend i just didn't want her to be lonely like it gets lonely to be out here and it's hard to make friends out here dude so i was like and for girls it's very hard for girls for girls because they gotta make sure that especially because all the women came in as the women of us like we were already because yo was new at the same time too so they they kicked it and bought it earlier as well yo never had that i'm new here energy no no no no no yo kicks doors down yeah she really can't even move chad's out the way he is anyway she dude she want to kick it y'all more than i do she what the hell i was like forget them you have a night with your family doing nothing enjoying this boredom with me chad's being vegas not gambling jazz was fun in vegas though wait wait any time we've been on the road i think i've always been fun chad's dudes step up on the road road trip and have them run around i won't drink though i'll run around you won't even take a shot would you ever take a shot with it i don't need to though no you know i did i did try it oh yeah you tried a socket i didn't need that shot you took exactly 42. you took shots for me and you don't even i ain't no pump yeah no one ever has a reason why but because it's alcohol but the thing is about taking a shot it has to be worth it just taking one shot angle worth oh we taking shots i'm like i don't need that to bond with y'all don't do that you don't but we just need you ain't defense yeah first of all you gotta know what i need i'm judging y'all regardless but if it's it's his birthday he's like taking a shot i'm gonna take the shot with him i'll be like hey man i got you i love you dog you didn't no no i think about it you didn't take a shower it's not your real friend yeah you're not your real friend who's your birthday dc took a shot [Music] uh i think i think i am with friends we're friends like i bet you twenty five dollars he was a broncos fan i was a raider fan we should do pizza bets whoever whoever team won bought paid for the food that day you get the hot and ready if you lost nah we would go we would already order the food oh okay and then whoever killed the bill cover the bill i like gambling i'm just bad at it but i'm a fan that's fun the thrill when you're waiting for it be yeah immediately i like watching that when i'm in vegas seeing people oh i don't like that they lost but just you can tell funny to watch i'm gonna scare against his face yeah here's 20. like you'll see the field goals and they need to be like just leave like bro because people have to go home and they gotta tell their wife we gotta move right how come this money is missing in this let me tell you what so we got this house because the the the casino owns this house now right man you put the deed up yeah yeah yeah i thought he had it i thought they don't let us say they're gonna let him stay we got eight months yeah they'd be like it was three to four eyes or whatever i 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tryouts and then you get the kids just don't know about it but there's a draft i don't remember the kids just didn't know but there was a draft we did we always say like the parks and rec like city leagues and stuff like that but it was never like that you just picked the team and then you was on a team yeah if you sucked you just played last before what happens is they pick the first couple and then people start getting placed yeah but the first ones they you drafted back in the day coaches would show up with the monster squad and that's like no no yeah we got to pick so when you play these these community leagues yeah they get the first couple picks and then because if we if we miss this then the only thing left is the um you know like travel travel travel right now they're just seeing it and that's going to be gold yeah this is local these kids are going to be running around he played soccer at the beach this weekend he was like i want to play soccer because at first i said we're going to sign you up for everything he said i only want to play basketball and i was like but you got to see what you like right he was like nah then he played with these kids this weekend he was like i want to play soccer he just need to try them all out that's what i'm trying to tell him i think we're going to tell him i [Laughter] you know i was thinking though i think you should really rescind uh tony's godfather bro he's just not the best guy nah he would not tony be pulling hating on my godfather did he get better telling people and he knows him now too like when he was in the car we pulled up he was like he tried it on the low because in the beginning you know tony was always like you ain't pull up you get on something every now and then he was killing him bikini lives at the house keenan you got it but it doesn't matter because in that moment keenan was pulling up yeah because i'm lazy but you should i'm disappointed to find out who uh serene's favorite was oh that bothered me bro i knew it wasn't me but i was like i thought i was close you said i he might have changed over time but i remember man he was like i really because he's singled out b lew he didn't say b lew was my favorite he was just like man i really like uh bee lou he said that he was the closest to uh louis uh brian i think when what's her name sabrina did an interview with him especially when uh brandon lewis was staying with us he would see him a lot and they would have those conversations he would talk to him about the tattoos and all that was really younger bro yeah like really well you know he's louder he's a [ __ ] six-year-old yeah that's why and he's louder he's louder i just think he's like he's like coming to hang out so that was for me i love you that was cool but never tried it again i didn't need to be a favorite and then when ree told me that yes when he was at the house what did she say she said she made me cry like come on i was like what she said because i was like man they had options you know they chose to hang out with old men you know and she said yeah they would always come back be like man we had so much fun over there yeah [Laughter] they had options next game night man it's gonna be i'm folding up yeah i'm just gonna have a a housewarming slash game night we're getting all the stuff in the um backyard right now so the patio furniture the lights all that stuff and then you know the grill back there of course you still you still same city no we moved in west hills you gonna pull up craig if i'm invited you know yeah yeah of course man i can officially say i'd be pulling up mm-hmm correct craig pulled up to the first vigil i didn't even know he was coming i was gonna pull up to the last one but i was in uh in the house when i seen the post on my um phone i didn't forget the uh who sent you no it was just i'm talking about to the first vigil uh yeah yeah i i called you to me on behalf of him pulled through and he's like nah they're gonna be up here nah the house warming especially if we do in the backyard i'm probably gonna invite more people like we used to try to keep it secluded because we was in indoors or whatever i don't know how to feel about it i don't know how i feel about you inviting people to your house there's certain people because like it's people like you know the maybe like the second with this first sometimes yeah bro you need to clear it up yeah there's been a couple of bombs i didn't invite the burger that wasn't my invite that might have been keenan no i'm talking about uh i don't want to say that tell my dad too and another one yeah who was the other bomb it's been it's been a uh someone in the neighborhood yeah he's going to say this he's oh i forgot about him yeah he was funny though oh i know you're talking about it yeah it wasn't on me who was that on that was on her oh somebody's husband right yeah i wasn't there that one [ __ ] was obnoxious and they're divorced now so there you go yeah invite her back oh yeah she could pull up she but that wasn't that i had no idea and i the look on her face was enough you can't ruin wolf bro she was like i'm so sorry i don't even know what happened oh you got to play with yourself with us that wasn't that was greg stop hanging with us man you know like man whenever i get told i'll be right there i was over there killing in the in the game what you had to uh he was on the same team yeah yeah oh yeah the dc's party was fun man it was shout out to nash drinks was good i took a whole tray home the shower did that to her she did it she did everything dc made sure i put a hennessy bottle in my back pocket on the way out he was like take it take that out of the bottle i was like i got some video a little it's but it's very my sister because i was being held secluded there but my sister did catch some video with uh with serene um i'm gonna send it send it to you first yeah send that yeah that was that was fun yeah now i was mad that i didn't let her just run run crazy with it yeah because you just never know because he was tripping you know who was sober uh i think i'm gonna try to do more footage yeah cause i've always made it a point not to take out my phone because i'm in the moment yeah but i think i do want to capture more moments because maybe like how we do in here we'll be like okay cameras on you know how they when they make the nba yeah we'll do it that way when the nba be mic'd up man i just want to capture you you should assign somebody that because a lot of times when you filming you be outside of the video yeah so it'd be like everybody's having fun keenan's dad actually gave me like a camera when i when i had the kids and he was like you just set it up and just let it ride because keenan said growing up his daddy should just put up a camera oh yeah and like hide him and just let it rise so they got all these memories because he just like you forget it was there or whatever right i think we should stomp him out that snowball was on that video so i think i might just set up somebody and then for like events and then just let it rise like i admire how kevin and be blogging like their events and stuff like that because that's memories you know what i'm saying yeah that makes a difference now now that i've we've gone through all this lost yeah you'll be like damn dog yeah i mean because because even though like the stories don't go nowhere the stories don't go anywhere but you just think cause you know what happens no every time somebody pass the first thing everybody went to is the last videos the last text messages like you know all those all those things and so they like it really made me think about like yo what you say to people means a lot you know what i mean especially those last things so every text got to be important right right and then it's the same with like these videos and capturing these members and especially like for me i was on this whole i don't [ __ ] with nobody thinks i want no problem well you was proud of that well i wasn't gonna say proud of it i just thought it was better to protect whatever yeah you know what i mean and then now but now because man first time i saw everybody out was nick's funeral yeah you know and i was like [ __ ] bro i ain't seen these cats in years yeah i see cats in years saw teddy ray i was like bro like you know it was years since valentino yeah it was years i think valentino pulled up on me i was somewhere random ass miami i think yeah he was just happening to be there what's up you know what you're doing here i always light up when i see him yeah talk about the time he fell out of my car oh valentino [Laughter] yes so it's like it's one of those things man i think about it now and i go like and this is the biggest thing i got from nick pass was nick was always about checking on cats right yeah i think it was always about i love you bro i'm so nick how many times nikoi said i love you right proud of you nick was big on that and but nick was so big on reaching out he was you know and so then you know i was just like damn dog you spent so much time trying to not [ __ ] with anybody but you really [ __ ] with a lot of people right but for whatever reason it was in my mind i just like you gotta you gotta be the opposite you know what i mean because i was like you're i have love for these people right so then it was like like and then of course rain and then uh even with food man like i just saw a fool at nick's funeral you know what i mean it's like i just saw him there too i hadn't seen him in a while so yeah and so that was it was one of those things i just like you just got to tell people you love them when you think about it like when i think about hitting somebody trying to make sure i text them you know what i mean at the very least family too you know not just the homies but it's just some of those things like you just got to be better at showing that love bro cause you don't you don't get it you don't get that dude i've been loving mcgee since i've been it makes sense though you just go like i want to do i want to do things differently and just be better at being supportive and showing people that you [ __ ] matter bro right you know what i mean that's that's why i want to document because like the first thing you do is like you said scramble for pictures yeah and i know serene has pictures you know because he was real with like kids right he was always like pictures so he got he got pictures with them but i don't know where they're at like i don't know who took them or where and i was like i don't know where they're at but he was always like my mom you know what i mean so like it made me so happy that i had one with him when he was younger yeah yeah oh yeah the young girl was a random one i had with him i was like oh wow he had the glasses yeah that was a random hair with shorts the ones were there in the bed bro that one that one brought me i almost folded on that one bro you just go like and then just thinking about how much time you spent with these cats man i'm not [ __ ] with you man though yeah i ain't gonna play with you what's funny is like i don't even remember i mean i do remember but like i felt like once he became like grown terrain the glasses kid didn't exist to me it was great i mean like he just got he just got drunk serena never had an ugly face bro no i was mad at that cat i was like can't wait this kid a couple people we know from real was like yeah they were serious dusty ass is not worthy of him female comedians stay away from my child you're not gonna taint this boy man yeah i was like hey man what's that bro you don't want that bro tony would pose a picture he didn't grow up hey about to make people sick of food i got five phones filled with stuff and yeah yeah yeah y'all got mad food i got a lot of stuff man seeing food and like in the carnivals and dancing like y'all showed him the world man who looked like a mean dude who was a great dude he sounded like a mean dude yeah oh you can't even do it oh man food was hard for me to read at times though like you know just to be honest you know when people pass we'd be like oh it's all roses but it was like i didn't know if i could trust food oh no you couldn't but yeah he would catch himself though he'd be like you know you know i just you know i [Music] you funny bro like he just always showed me love mm-hmm and i was always like food i don't seem like the type of [ __ ] i kick it with but i like this dude it got weird for me and him towards with the last two years but when when i first got here me and foo would meet up run the track together this was the most working out is smoking a cigarette he was in shape it sounded like a cigarette right he sounded like we used to do runyon and hennessy shots we work out together we drink i drink we drink after our i can tell i could tell he was like last time i saw him was at your show i think at flappers when he pulled up and i could tell he was like he's like man y'all y'all doing it man yeah but kind of like like i'm left out oh he definitely thought i didn't [ __ ] with him you know what i mean he was he would say that a lot he was like he felt he was overlooked he didn't think he didn't [ __ ] but that was his way of saying [ __ ] with me right right thank you you know whenever man i'm here you know like that type of thing like and i was like yeah i would tell out of bro i'll be like i'll [ __ ] with you bro yeah but is this you know what i mean like you got to believe that i [ __ ] with you i mean for me to [ __ ] with you [ __ ] yeah even though that was confusing you got what i said but in your head yeah believe it man that's the time i saw him with that bro he was just like yeah man but it was all like it was a lot of uh praise and y'all see what y'all doing y'all doing you know you know me yeah i wonder i wonder if he knew this is what bothers me about fool's death and i was talking to marlon about it i was like i want i don't think he knew he thought a lot of people was against him i don't think he knew how many people really loved him right and you can see it in the you could see it in the po and who's because they never they never show it until right yeah that's the whole thing about flowers and like reaching out like what chad said you gotta tell me you gotta do it while they still here to receive and that's why like you know with serene i got no regrets as far as like yeah how we raised them how we communicated you know i wish i probably would have you know been on the phone a little bit more but right you know he would still call me and i'll be like i'll always pick up for him be like yo what's going on and uh unless i was at the movies right like uh but you you know what it is there's no regret he he left here knowing he was loved no doubt careful oh yeah yeah you know died with an ambitious heart because he was always plotting his next move we gonna do this we gonna do that uh-huh you know and he didn't suffer so i'll just be like ah hell yeah that gives me comfort i'll be like man cause it could have been worse yeah yeah it could have been that accident been a vegetable or like you know touched yeah and we've been like then we would've been forced to be like pull the plug right all that moving yeah we got to carry that so it's just like we can't do nothing about the loss but i find the blessings within stuff around it yeah but he died somewhere where the homeowner is cool with letting us memorialize the kids yeah everybody every night still every night you know that dude he only had to do that he has been like man y'all get out of here man enough right you know and like uh it's just the little blood he brought family together mm-hmm you know family that wasn't really [ __ ] you know i'm just like man so these are the blessings within that and you know brought brought me ree and her husband closer and like right sabrina's in the mix now it's just like even though there was no beef that was no big deal it just wasn't it wasn't live in the mix nice but it was dope that sharia started to do the eulogy like that was not cool man it was a [Music] oh yeah to get to get on the uh yeah that's right i'm sorry yeah yeah it's right there obituary yeah i don't have shades that's only going to magnify the tears he definitely brought a lot of people he changed he changed who i am as a father just like you know time yeah like you said tomorrow ain't promise like yesterday they was like we went somewhere and it was like dad get in the pool and i was like man let me go change i did not want to get in that water but it's like yeah is that your home all right it's the memory build these moments and now every time izzy be like just do this with me all right all right i used to be like oh i got a word i got your kids and we all we all had those moments and like you know since he passed i just feel like stuff don't really matter to me anymore in terms of oh it makes me more open and honest yeah it's just like you know it ain't that big a deal like i'm not that big a deal mcgee now because all right you know what watching how you handled it bro made me stronger crazy bro i was like i was like i remember this is something i remember when group chat happened we were in a group chat and then say if i when i get sick or if i'd be uh or if i when i had surgery on something i would be like man i'm not going to be in the group but you being in the group sticking in it after dealing with this i was like achilles [ __ ] like yeah i mean i mean maybe like i can deal with anything now watching how strong you've been i'm like man i got to be strong that's crazy i needed the village though let me i just i'm glad people allowed me to steal you know yeah cause a lot of people why are you why you i was watching this movie last night me and sabrina wouldn't watch this scary movie and her husband had committed suicide and she was cracking jokes and the people at the table was like what that's not funny like why are you right i'm like why are you shutting her down right she's dealing with dealing with it but i'm glad people have allowed me to just you know yeah you had jokes from the beginning when i pulled up with uh well i had my cashmere sweater yeah what is this [Laughter] why am i like this that's what i'm like he called this girl over there tony gave me permission to i could i you don't you don't know how to act on the outside even though you're kind on inside but you want to you know i mean so i didn't know what to do we were sure we didn't know i didn't know what to do and then so i was just following his lead and i was like oh we can still crack jokes yeah we were sure we had to be there people like if i would crack a joke they'd be like yeah and then the jokes will start coming in me and craig when i when i called them about food's passing you know craig was crying at the beginning of the call he he came in cried first he was like tone but then at the end we cracking jokes again he's like man i'm gonna pick my son up and he's gonna be like yeah dad you know i was working on my outside shop food died we was laughing i was just like why are we like this because we still need that noise we still need that noise but also it's i think it's just natural yeah that's the way we think like like i'm gonna talk at papa's funeral i'm gonna be it's gonna be i'm just gonna be i'm gonna be funny yeah i'm gonna be funny because he was funny that's where i get it from right he was his best like my personality my personality was more like my mom but my mom is like him so it comes from him like as far as like and there's just even his delivery he wasn't he was a nice guy but he was just brash like he just said whatever the hell but it was like out of love he was like i'm just how i talk right like you know i mean but he was like super nice he just talked [ __ ] that's just who he was but i was like i i'm okay with that right so i get all that from him so i'm definitely gonna be cracking jokes at the you know because he was funny and he talks [ __ ] he talks [ __ ] on the way out he's doing that at church huh doing doing that i mean i'm gonna be clean you know [Music] um my granny's funeral my auntie's wedding like they've known him for forever and he's cool i want our pastors like offended if you then don't go last like is that like [ __ ] i feel like i think they have to close out with the spiritual aspect that only works if you don't have to follow like someone as a professional yeah you're going to feel like tony killed tony killed uh some rangers and nicks and dropped the mic and then the pastor picked it up oh man start off with a bad joke man though tony tony uh you couldn't follow that no you can follow not the father it's especially true all right you can't follow that we want to hear it we gotta want to hear him talking giggling right yeah like yeah me i could not like [Laughter] [Music] [Music] if you're a pastor just listen man get your spirituality up front fast and then let the family close it down right or have a point yeah like we didn't know what to do 30 minutes [Music] then he went over to the keyboard because you remember uh what'd he say he said something like you're gonna be uh oh yeah he was asking him something back we're performers right and we know that you guys are doing a set you're right i wanted to just start clapping like all right okay guys give him the light he needed the light right he needed the light to come in right now because you know he's going to respect jesus oh i see the light but he don't even have a light you know say amen i was like hey man get off hey man now hey man it was like about time yeah you know oh loves me the most [Laughter] [Music] easily he was trying tony he was only clutch because he was stealing stuff bro i'm actually we're in a group chat and i'm like okay so who's doing what today who's doing what today he doesn't respond anything he doesn't say anything [Laughter] they just mentioned the black pants you showed up he had plenty of time to get them white pants they sure did you know it's funny because i had white pants when we first started and i took them back because i didn't they were too tight anyways and i was gonna rock them those black pants were kind of tight they made your legs nah the black pants black cans was young what are you talking about the major top looked big in your body my top is big dog like you're both big small that's cause of the black slims bro that's what the black does yeah i'm telling you that i like the tinder i have a muscle top guys bro i'm literally shaped like the doughboy but with cake you could have wore white sweats i'm not gonna wear white sweats through a funeral i would have my soul with a photo but all of the dress code [Laughter] ruben is my little spiritual guy grief counseling through all that oh god you know he lost his parents in the car accident so you know i'll be going to him he'll be sending me the long text and i'll be like yeah cause i've been asking people about dreams and like you know how they got through it and the day-to-day stuff and he been helping a lot man ruben called me bro that was awful bro after right after that reuben carving i was like yo you can't start off starting off in tears he your cry buddy man he's like i went immediately right in the comments chatting didn't even get in the back of the pictures either he stood up a boat disrespectfully i was trying to be in front of him why'd you do this i had a pair of white pants and i put them on i was like nah we're not i'm just gonna wear the black pants had i worn those white pants bro i looked you talk about people being like you ever see the all-white party and you see a chicken in the white pants you like god damn well they see through they weren't seen there bro there was i was busting bro nobody would have judged and i couldn't find it yes i was i was going to catch it for the shoes i was going to catch [ __ ] for the more because in white pants it was but you had plenty of time to do both i'm telling you i had the two white pants i found they were in a long time yeah some fresh whites we all went and bought i just wanted to find them in my outfit and the thing and it didn't happen to three weeks later right i'm saying no i couldn't find to hear someone some 40 28 i'm like well that's weird [ __ ] what custom shop you gonna get those and he actually said you guys should be custom yeah i want to hear that bro i don't want to hear that bro and then here it was like yeah i found my pants if you walked away we were like but those don't fit yeah what are you talking about oh you walked over there yeah in his ankles and it wasn't on purpose flood right it was like those so i literally was like i'm gonna catch [ __ ] anyways i'd rather not have this thigh me busting out these jeans i'm gonna wear the black jeans oh you you didn't get no you didn't get no braids i just knew they were an improvement over the old ones i was alright chad's wore the good ones yeah the brown boots that aren't as dirty i mean that yeah dirty and then they they went to town on the shoes and i was like oh my god but you guys know me i could care less you're not chasing me but i thought you were going to buy it's not like it's not like you can't get them and that's the thing i'm like i can buy them but the black sh the black pants it was like on that risk risk that was the one i was like the shoes i was i didn't carry the black pants i was like chad is always just if chaz didn't do that it wouldn't have been jazz we were all in white what are you talking about that's you bro i'm man i remember we remember we went to go we were on the road and he had one job was to film us oh my god and document it he was like you know what you know what i forgot the batteries i was like yo let's go to cbs what's the best what matters [Music] that was different [Music] hey you guys i've got this you guys are talking about a different chance at a different time man look out man that was 10 years ago bro now one thing i will say about grief that's amazing is like uh you know me and me and sheree we have our moments that we like when we talk to each other on the phone or whatever uh-huh if if i'm weak she'd be strong yeah and if she's weak i'll be strong it'll just be like they don't even be forced wow you know this is how is that i mean i know because y'all have to depend on each other right now because y'all were brought up you know i'll be checking in with her every day like how you feeling today you know what i'm saying it's like uh you know because she still hasn't been back to work or anything like that of course not yeah i was like for me like you know work is helping me right whenever i'm in a work space yeah i'm stronger right even with this is work and like you know when i'm doing the show we need this long beach griffey pulled up on me uh in phoenix he was like mad sad he was like bro so sorry and i'm smiling and laughing i'm like hey man yeah right but he was like nah man my heart hey man don't get me out of the zone yeah this is my work zone i like you getting mad hey man hey man don't don't choose yeah cause dice did that to me dice from the barbershop huh he was like he was that division he's like bro he was super sad we didn't want him i because at night i don't really cry at the visual yeah it's in the daytime i'll be like but and it was like but when when me and ria talking it's just like like we talked yesterday i'll tell y'all in the group chat yeah craig don't know but like you know i went to i hit up a medium like uh shortly after it happened like in that same week i think he was telling me like you know um and you know i'm skeptical on mediums like if somebody off the street comes to say or something i'd be like oh this but when you know you pay somebody when you seek it yeah you probably did you know right fortune cookie style yeah you knew what you saw the news you know what i mean something i didn't think about because it public it was like even though sabrina just gave a fake name right he said cause i know who you are right seen it and so he was saying he he sensed like uh serene spirit with me and like you know he sensed that he's good like he's good and his aura is like gray and like you know his light color and he was like but the girl the girl spirit seems agitated and i was like oh oh you know and he was he was asking me questions piece by piece he didn't want me he didn't want me giving him information so he would say stuff before and then but then when that lady came in totally different lady unrelated to him just comes in and be like pray for the girl and then it was like you meet the girl that lived right like now the one that passed pray for her because she's having a hard time in the transition yeah i was like wait who was the lady that who was the lady just told you to do that the lady this lady lives two houses down from the site and she's in an accident and she knew that she'd been letting people use the bathroom at her place so she told sharia she was like pray for the girl and she's like thank you was she like a spiritual person or something i don't know oh some people the fact that they both said the same thing crazy on the i was just like and that not to be selfish of what you know natalie and her family is going through but it was just like maybe there is some to it that you know different people are saying like the same thing and stuff like that because i really feel like serene is okay right you know and you wouldn't you would if you would know i really feel like you would feel like there was there was no even when he left the house he was happy you know what i'm saying everything was just you know he was feeling great good and optimistic even though he just wrecked my car a couple days before i remember that totally yeah man you just wanted hawaii going huh but uh it was uh that'd be wild if i see a medium about food you know walk in and she's like yo like on ghosts [Laughter] man yeah first time i met food man do you remember that in that green room that day when uh oh and he was wrong you look like a pittsburgh steelers helmet being dark with yellow teeth that's what i was trying to get out and i just couldn't that got long i couldn't because that was the first thing that came to mind i was like oh great i got it right so i was like yeah you but you dark but you're hold on like i know what i just can't remember what i came in for but i knew the tension was there because when i walked in you seen it on western she's like [Music] that's how i felt when i walked in so i was like the rose tensions that was like yo something some gingerbread is it dad i was like what just how did i catch this i'm like [ __ ] a bomb on stage but right afterwards he has jokes ready for it ready to uh snap out and so uh and then like i said we got mad cool like it was never a thing i was like [ __ ] that yeah it was never that yeah i was always like man i like this cat bro like my man just juan johnson [Music] when i first met him he was like cause y'all told me immediately i was like what's your name he's like food i was like food it was like food yeah here we go man i thought he just wanted to go buy food like like kool-aid and some damn food yeah everybody thought it was it's just crazy bro like uh do you guys know you guys gonna do a thing for them like a um i mean a memorial tonight respectful to the parents uh there's something for him tonight at uh dante's store on melrose and then haha is doing something for him let's go but uh we're gonna put something together for my dude so how's jack doing he uh he shook yeah i was too fam right yeah that was yeah then uh they were at the haha before they went there so he'd just seen them and he's one of the first people to get a call that's crazy yeah i woke up to that text i'm just like from rico's mom i called him and then that's and then he called me hey rico howard howard howard texted me and said we lost food and i was like we're [ __ ] find them right like because it's food they're probably on some girl's couch we're always losing food he always going somewhere you don't see him for a while he was like no we lost someone i just damn it all right i still can't even drive really really gucci man came on and that [ __ ] was oh man oh naked right now i had to pull over to the side that's funny you gotta pull up on gucci mane you're like oh there's so many memories i couldn't even see nothing that this is like man it's fresh fresh dude super friendly gucci mane like i don't like it quarter brick right hey dude gucci mane not no rb yeah that [ __ ] corny hey man it's corny man hey ain't the pep uh keon they really fooling with us today oh yeah they rocking look at look at chad's defense uh some of it some of it's not fantastic this is a long-awaited episode i don't like how this is it is man we've been gone for a while i know with with with nyx it didn't until i watched the uh memorial it didn't really hit like that and then when i watched it i was like next was hard cause like of course he lived with us for a minute he lived with us for like a year and then when he when he died his mom and dad came in that day they were there friday and then i saw them i was with them every day i was going back and forth from you and nick's parents for like until they they were there for a week yeah the double wings and i was trying to help kenisha because kenisha was going through yesterday but i was like i had like picked up laundry for kenisha i was just like yo whatever you need you know so it was this little triangle and i was off you know i was like it's one of the few times i was just off work yeah so i was like i was just like yo i'm gonna go be you know what i mean like as helpful as possible because you also you know when those things happen bro you you count your blessings more right and so you go home and you have your family and you go like [ __ ] bro you know so i said if there's anything i can do to take something off of somebody you know what i mean yeah it was just that so i was like taking you know his parents everywhere and i had like you know from from whether it was in sandy whether it was scott whether it was whatever i said bro i'm here it's nothing but some traffic i don't know how like i'm here in the shower i had to talk to the shower and she was like you just gotta be there you know my mom called me the next one i was like oh just all right i'm here yeah that's it you know we don't know we don't know what you need we don't know what y'all are we don't know even though right because you don't know we just don't know i didn't ask her for something right yeah exactly so then it was just about doing i was like taking the couch out and [ __ ] tony was like i don't know if i'm just man [Laughter] all right but the thing it was i was working through the grief like so no not not like stand up just like you know i was helping move the couch or like you know i was helping i was picking people up and people like you don't need to be doing this let me do it oh yeah that's why i like i haven't i haven't really rested or like really just yeah you could have led up to the time but yeah i just can't help but like so i was making sure y'all was making sure i was good i was making sure reed's family was gone uh yeah you were doing it you know yeah sabrina and like sabrina ordered airbnbs and we taking them places and getting them going and then the village kicked in to cover all expenses so it was just like that was crazy i thought that made you feel like i was just giving money out i was just giving you know you know i gave jayden's parents some money and like you know uh covering travel and right because the people was coming out and then oh we can't have the service cause everybody called covert and then you know just trying to you know accommodate everybody yeah everybody now i was like take the money you know what i'm saying that's what it's for right and so you know it was because everybody really wanted to reach out and just like help leslie jones wanted to pay for the funeral she was on my neck she's like let me pay for the funerals like no no let me pay for it i want to do something hmm i was just like no that's what it was put the cash back up there [Laughter] there's a lot of people that ease that thing back up there people really forever it was just it was just so much that it was just it was a wave of just like you know so i told carmen i was like you know you let me know what you need you know um going forward and just did she let you know she ain't really been you know she she's still in the midst of it this is like you know i'll hit her up and she's like tone you know because she you know that was her companion like you know i know they going through their drama with like takara and all that heavy drama but at the end of the day you know and they was fresh in this marriage all excited they were having a good time fresh off vacation man and this is a healthy dude like you know prime of his life you know um and then you take that away from her it's just like you know come on she you know even when she reached out to me to speak at the memorial she was just like you know i know you know she said i just know you would understand you know you more than anybody you know even more so you know what's going on i was just like yeah i'll talk over there that's probably good for you too though you killed it too man yeah nick that on he's like pigeon toed optimism man consistent nick was consistent he was he's always yeah same that's what i appreciate in this game you know cass be fickle and like different every time you see him or like but nick was always like tom man you know excited he was always saying thank you great talks where i try to give him advice and stuff and he wouldn't be like i know and he'd be like and he listened and then he listened thank me right oh i was on them about that driver's license do you have a driver's license i was threatening to cut him off wasn't that the funniest time when who was in the car when we were on yo that was the first time i met nick was that that's when we were on his head about not having like oh not the first time i met him but remember we were in the car chaz was going through the back seat with him yeah remember that oh yeah remember like killing nick like yeah [Laughter] and we got so tight after that bro yeah cause nick could easily be like hey yo [ __ ] you me and tony was like damn chad man cause he was not let up you know once when he roasted my clothes it flappers he didn't stop [ __ ] do you see do you see exaggerating he looks homeless i said one thing though you kept saying it no i said one thing no i didn't say i wasn't there for that but i know that keenan and dc hit me on the side and they both had the same story here's look look here's let's let's revisit because i don't like the way it portrays because they both had the same no no no no no the dc's thing was like they're the the women were there that was d right yeah that was the beat i didn't i didn't see it i just saw dc yeah i'm gonna make fun of my friend that's what we do i didn't see it past that once dc was like nah because this and i was like dawg my bad but i wasn't like roasting back bro but i didn't go in on you i said that bro i wouldn't say anything back i was just like okay i didn't know i folded my little i said the one thing though that was it i had a long black pink one what are you wearing it was that and the beanie and i swear i swear dc had sweatpants yeah right there buddy did he look like he was digging the trap because of this this is why and then yo says something yeah yeah so that was the thing it wasn't the roasting no yo was like you guys always roast chess and i was like i don't that'd be craig and and uh who was always mitch and craig and mitch it wasn't me but i'd be like i would be like no that's not me i was like no she just said y'all she was like y'all be so so i so so when dc was like this i'm like i ain't pay attention to them right being on the side i'm just like yeah hey man hopeless like i'm gonna say whatever bro i was like i want to just give it a and and you see his face though because he was like bad man we're wrapping this up man we two hours and 11 minutes go to rental center where can i go rent a couch i need to rent a rental center why do you need a rent i got because i don't want to buy it i want to keep i got to rent something for avi it'd probably be cheaper to buy it i don't want to i don't want to buy a couch i don't want to put anything in here especially during this time you don't want to rent it you can get your daughter a bed you're going to get rid of the sleep on i'm going to give her a couch bed no okay go get her oh you can go buy it you're going to buy a uh i don't want to put it together you can buy it i'm not good at that i gotta run these kids so i to practice a task grabber so you can get a phone call at walmart or target how about that look yeah i'll give you ideas how about a futon go to one of them are you all saying all this until i just got a box sitting in my house make it air matter don't need it i got it you can take it back i'm telling something to put in the living room i don't have a but you want a day bed versus a futon because it looks visible i want something just just cause i'm gonna get rid of it anyway it's only two weeks here it's only chilling there two weeks oh we'll get a super cheap it's a futon [Music] and then come back and get it so you don't have couches no i took everything out oh that's right hey i'm you know i'm on a bird i mean i can move i can move whenever i want to i just like it kind of open i don't like clutter bro no i mean man i just can't stand it it's thrown out i was like i love it now without nothing in there i don't hate my crib as much as i used to i still hate it though well you're welcome tony yeah that was that was great that initiative you fought me on this i was like i was going through a lot of this time no you weren't man it wasn't in that d bro it was august 5th it wasn't even that deep it was august 5th come on man you're going to have me out of here all right watch out craig uh dc where you at man uh tommy t's bay area oh all this week this weekend yeah this weekend y'all steaks now yeah man tommy cheesebury all weekend i like the bears yeah i'm gonna promote that yeah i mean not that clean i don't want chocolate i don't want people bothering me for tickets they already started oh that's nice they already started bro i'd be like ah i feel like too much going on first but people got to understand there's a time to beg this ain't that true to be hey i need this because i need i need [ __ ] because we're going through different right my mind ain't all the way right you know begging you'll never stop i'm right it could be immediately just focused i've never still been asking you for yourself to do things that's some damn shame cause you put me on the list but that's sad bro that's crazy yeah though that's why i sent you guys that text craig because i i know what it's like to get bombarded with calls so i sent that text all for you guys just to be like i knew exactly what it was yeah i talked to shane later right now but i know we took a lot of calls with some rain and outside oh man i don't want to take any more calls oh that was calling y'all where are they where are they the amount of texts dms and cars oh my god oh man you forget how famous you are that's right and nobody wanted to bother you right so they were coming to us so we was getting weird now tony might be able to schedule it uh man i got crazy dms not like crazy but a lot of dms from people i didn't even know knew right right oh wow appreciative of him and it made me feel good knowing that he was loved like that yeah like i didn't mind the text because they were just like hey man can you send tony but the calls i'm like if i if i talk to you i got to do the story i got it i don't want to do that anymore yeah that's a lie i know because i didn't want to bother you i don't want to be like hey such and such that we don't really give a [ __ ] about wants to offer you this somebody doesn't have your number right someone is weird which is why i was talking to sabrina so much because i was like well i don't want to hit him yeah i was going to do sabrina a lot too you know yeah sabrina was the filter she was a female the cool part about her being the filthy is she she had the mourn too right yeah because her she's terrain was close and that was the thing it was like yo we all gotta be a little stronger for you right because it was like tony man when i was fought tonight he hit me i was like how are you doing with this you're asking before he was pissing me off with that i'm sorry i'm sorry we should have kicked him out bro sorry y'all going sorry i gotta change this shut up almost we almost jumped you yeah please shut up yeah i was gonna make whatever arrangement right bro it didn't matter didn't matter at all yes can i was like he looks like tony yeah you coming up the connection with scott was for me man it was just like instant like automatic we just posted it everybody know like scott was back man from school man huh man i was like tone you know i like i like tony man tony's uh shari's husband for those of y'all good who's tony but craig what are you having uh matt craig wayne's on everything uh going to be out here making sure they don't push this negative night for him it wasn't him it's not his fault uh that's about it yeah yeah that makes sense that's crazy definitely damn right oh yeah uh putting it on the black man right so i might miss the next two episodes we'll start we start shooting uh next tuesday yeah i'm gonna be going to next week oh we might just scrap the shows i'll be here you know we needed this show though i can i can probably zoom in i can zoom in and do it let's see i want to do another episode this week sometime [Music] i'm out of here tomorrow no we fly out tomorrow okay see i'll be going on the next two weeks [Music] season two wednesday are you out tonight well thursday morning you know what you know what i mean where are you at night wednesday morning yeah where are you at the cleveland clinton improv city i had fun with you there like that was fun it's a good time with remo it's a great city you guys remember going he's coming oh you're coming cool as well cool yeah it's a great city guys yeah so that's where i'll be i'll be with tony in cleveland that's what that's what we'll be uh in uh i'm doing i'm doing a one-nighter in toledo and then cleveland right after that's why that's right this weekend uh am i supposed to do that one later yeah it worked out don't let him again man just get off the wall yeah you're right dc was just trying to do one i don't know what i wanted to be with you brother worth your time i was like i don't care about i just want to hang with you anyway so via toledo uh funny bone actually by the time this drops i already bit so this weekend we had the cleveland improv me and keon five shows um so pull up saturday late show is already sold out so get your tickets early don't delay uh but yeah y'all we're gonna pull up in ohio uh thank y'all so much for tuning in thank you for rocking with us thank you for the the condolences the prayers if you send money all of it yeah thank you um and if you see any negative narratives about fuquan johnson kill him kill him because you know it's not on him they're making him the face of fentanyl trying to make him the news and like you know uh the black man did it black man did it man look out man stop we're not having that so uh don't buy into that narrative don't spread that narrative um keep everybody in your prayers uh fools family friends kate's family friends rico family friends natalie's family and friends shout out to jayden johnson and his family uh natalie and her family uh but yeah yeah nick carson love you bro nick carter [Music] you know uh don't buy into you know the the beef that they even have going going on don't just don't comment on it don't feed into it um just celebrate celebrate life more in depth peacefully and respectfully and uh we out here we out

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Published: Thu Sep 09 2021