Where You're Born VS Where You're From and Your QUESTIONS - Daddy Issues Podcast

we are back with another episode of daddy issues [Music] you know it's crazy where you started i was like here we [Laughter] i don't go what happens i don't know and i try not to look at you guys i was like i'm not going to look i'm just going to focus i was ready getting ready and then i just all right try that again no man yeah that's what it is chad you don't do retakes here on daddy no retakes everything is just you didn't even get it out though it was just like you can't even get a little defect in the phone can i see them getting ready like all right i just thought that [Music] yeah yeah you're the newest father i am the freshest father you claim it the quickest that's because yeah man i know all right dc has something to do so he's not with us today we still have oh chaz rogers craig wayne's oh no everybody's messing up there we go i don't need introductions anymore no i don't think at this point i'm just saying you know it'd be nice you know there's new people watching i mean yeah that's true there's always new people watching you're natural yeah i'm tony baker just got here what's crazy is some people do just yeah people just tune in you know every every you got you get more followers every day more subscribers more views you guys are both posting tony's the one that actually had to tell me that because i would be like like no matter what i do i don't like repeating stuff i don't know and i'll be like everybody runs up man nobody watches my show i bet your mom in there tony yeah man in the post okay let me say something hey i had to leave it in the front you know what i'm saying true i like when people wrap that area all the time i respect it i wish i wish lansing had like like you ain't got nothing well like i was i didn't grow up a michigan state fan because i would wear state stuff all the time but i grew up in michigan fans so we were in enemy territory you know and so it's but i can't really be like yo but you know i still rep you know u of m and all that and then all we have is a minor league team and i have one hat that i run every once in a while for the lansing lug nuts yo i'm saying lancy lucknot y'all to stay capital capital when do you give up that state now that you started your family out never here never no he's from there i don't ever give it up don't give up but you gave up new york kind of sort of i've never really been a fan no i'm not a laker fan i'm a laker hater okay it's my team everyone but the lakers one of those la people that's kind of l.a this is the only one because laker fans ain't really laker fans yeah you know fans when they're winning yeah i agree they just got back from golden state yeah they just unpacked their banks but i can say the same this would make me stop hating the lakers and stop hating any teams when the warriors got good i realized every fan base has fairweather fans right and every fan base is annoying and every when the warriors got good [ __ ] was saying outrageous [ __ ] right traymon green is better than barkley i was like shut the [ __ ] up are you serious they just started steph is the greatest player to ever lit and like all that stuff started happening and then i was like you act like we're not i went to school with all you people right you did not like the warriors before that and then so then it was like i can't hate la fans or yankee fans right or cowboy or anybody else when every fan base is annoying it's just they have to be good if anything getting i'm a lions fan so so if anything getting there you got to be a fan yeah yeah i mean and i say it out loud in public i think remember one time i mean tony was we were out somewhere where i think it was like cowboys versus lions and then this is when the lines had one good year and then i was like yeah he was watching something they were coming back and this dude was like oh bam where i can totally say no no and who bandwagons or teams like i'm a raider fan no one bandwagons for that when for nine years straight i heard them cussing out lebron and saying how oh zayn miller's the worst bartholomew miller we're talking about you you're the worst you are the number one worst switch like yeah because you know what it was though this is why i didn't get mad at that because they are the same they always knew he was great lebron they just he wasn't on your team and everybody will admit that when lebron comes to miami oh we everybody admits it like we loved him but you hate whoever's not on your team nobody thought kobe was trash right nobody thought that he just wasn't on your team right so you hated it now kobe is great he was amazing i didn't know how great kobe wasn't until he began watching him at the beginning i thought kobe was trash i did not i thought until i seen him do a workout and i was like every shot he took in the games looked like bad shots until you see his workout and you're like oh he practices all that for those games yeah right it's all important i found out young about the the fairweather bandwagonism because i'm a bulls fan so everybody seemed like there was a bulls fan in the 90s and then when jordan left that first time i've seen so many people jump shipping and running i ain't really watching them yeah i still made it to the playoffs you know i'm saying but people i was like you you you [ __ ] and then they came back when he was like you know what right and when he left the bulls weren't bad no they were still contenders right and so yeah people fans just dipped out is what it is somebody had to remind me that you know fans is short for fanatics these people aren't right they're true that's true they're not very that's so true so that's so no true [Music] no city loyalty is just easy yeah it's easy you just rock with your city what i don't like is that when i meet people and i rock the detroit hat i'm from lansing and they'll be like yo you're from the tribe from lansing like oh yeah like hey man i mean i get that no i'm just like yo i can't help where i was born i still i rep hard for the whole area man look at that is that like is that like yeah no atlanta sacramento yeah a little bit but lansing is small man like it's small i mean i can't i don't have enough good things to say michigan state's there did i say that yeah magic johnson john smoltz we got some legends they left immediately they did but get shunned not shunned but like because you know it's a capital they got the kings right but when people talk about the bay they're not included right but it's like hours but they still have it's like depending on how you drive like an hour i mean like an hour and a half and then the bay like i'm from antioch which is not you know so i just say i'm from the bay because no one's gonna know what antioch is and then when it comes to the team because because i grew up on the east bay i tend to like the oakland teams versus the stamps because i didn't grow up on that side like the other side is san jose san francisco all those they tend to be fans of south bay but i was the east bay so it's like but there's bay love yeah but i don't get that with with lansing no i mean we i mean they should get in general like yo michigan what's up through it so yeah yeah well well when it comes to sports the love is uh and even when it comes to like oakland people from oakland don't say i'm from the bear they like i'm from right from oakland right they're the they're the detroit and ogre they're very prideful like now i'm from here right right yeah we were at the bay and all that but i'm from that's because they get looked down on from other areas around oakland yeah it's like oh the hood there right that's right right so you know we proud of who we are and where are we from so they have to chest out like and then when you start for start san francisco versus oakland oh oakland is legendary oh yeah hammer they got hammer they had the panthers they had when it comes to basketball they point guard cities yeah oakland and then other side you know you got santana and all that like it's all the bay is dope but it's just a little friend he's a running back whatever he had what's his name marshawn lynch dame lillard jason kidd like it's the list goes on yeah bill russell that's pretty good they claim everything that's bae for for real everything yeah we getting all this sliders over here can we get master p because he was in richmond he was enrichment all right they tried to change him like hey man come on guys tupac was homeless though he was he was everywhere he was everywhere yeah he belonged to the streets my friend lose from the bay and anything she just names bay history like she'll be like that actor from the bay he's like oh okay very powerful from the bay like background yeah they'll get upset one time i said like this bay area rapper wasn't good and people was like what if i said some comedian from the bay wasn't good i was like didn't they not they're so the bay is so prideful it's like but not everything from here is quality just because it's from here glad you could admit that and they be on it i'll claim michigan tough on stuff like sinbad's from there uh i claim draymond green did you just google all this no i mean i don't know because i don't have a lot to you know but i'm like mayweather grew up in you know derek jeter i'm like these guys grew up there but no one cares if it's like infinite out there from flint who uh isn't mayweather from flint no you're not playing rappers i was born in grand rapids there you go tony baker we claiming them man [Laughter] when they take the like i feel like where you from is where you did the majority right growing up like people be like i was born in l.a i'm from no you're not right like i was born in alabama right i can't claim nothing like even a lot of people from the bay they'll claim the bigger city because that's what i was born they did like up to age five there right but you grew up in antioch with us right you are not from richmond you are not from oakland you're not you went to junior high and high school with us i am from you are from antioch don't do that so it's where you went to high school is where you're from i think it's where you did your the most years like your formative years yeah like you when you grow up at like you literally grow up from like 10 yeah 10 to like high school i'm like that's where you become you you know what i mean i'm like that's what you feel like i would even do a few years before today i could do before that because i feel like because i got so many memories before i even started school yeah i'm like man i remember a lot of stuff but some people put like some there would be somebody be like tony from grand rapids he was born i was just like literally [Laughter] chicago and new mexico easy yeah he's gonna say g-rap is why they don't have a team what was their name this also has a uh they have that white rabbit just like a minor league team that's all these minor league teams in michigan we used to go to grand rapids every so often you drive over there like oh okay i still nothing really stuck bro michigan has some dope [ __ ] though oh yeah but destroy it i mean god damn it all right niagara falls but still outside of detroit it's some really good thing village jay diller all right eminem royce the fighter there's more than just canada across the water a lot of things outside canada no look man this is the that's not how's it gonna sound terminated man michigan's out here nothing i say is going to sound good now michigan well you know that's on the other side right i was like so i grew up like i grew up there's no water you know what i mean there's like very few there's a bunch of little lakes and rivers everywhere but we without you kind of got to be outdoorsy you know what i mean like where i grew up so you get the capitol building it's not fun either it's trash well you were hunting as a child i'm not an outdoors guy that's the thing is i was very i'm a city kid in a small city you know what i'm saying so when i got to chicago i was like like detroit detroit is bigger but when i got to chicago i was like yeah that's a big city right i was like yo that's crazy you know and then i would go to cleveland i spent every summer in cleveland so i was like you know show all my love to cleveland because i grew up half every summer there but it's the same thing it was like detroit but chicago i was like there's buildings that are like more than three stories like i saw skyscrapers i've never been at least you gave the props before you took a shower second best what you mean you you i would say it's the best that beef i would say it's the best i've had but i've never but i haven't gone too here's what it's annoying about people when they talk about chicago pizza they all they always think we just good at deep dish and that's not the case y'all make a pie but that's just a specialty but the regular pizza is fire too yeah i've never had the regular pizza i've only had the deep dish that's great and it was after i've been on the plane for a minute yeah i mean it was was it what's the famous spot illuminati yeah i had one of those one of those and that you know it was like yeah well that's an acquired thing because it's not the traditional it's like a pie you said chicago makes a good new york pizza yeah but regular pizza in chicago fire cut chicago style cut chicago style well so you know like the sauce is kind of on top and it's like baked on there but they usually some place to put the sauce on last it's actually really dope so then like everything else but it's awesome is that what y'all do at y'all house or is that like all of it's like this is a thing i mean there's different types of detroit side like there's different types of chicago style right you know what i'm saying no no you got the dish when i say cut chicago style no what i'm saying is just like i don't say illuminati's and i like giorgianos do their giodano's excuse me they do the same ones the same way you know they're different i mean not really they are just a different taste but like if you get a deep dish from bluebell 90s and you get one from giadano's you probably won't recognize which is from where i think you do what was the last time you had him though uh i had lou malnati's uh in 2018. okay we had and i had giovano's 2019. we were around the same time they never different i think they were different the taste is different for sure but the look i i don't really yeah he's just saying it deep this is dude even when i looked at because we had to order one at the same time of each i mean they might have special pizzas that you can order like that y'all did it like that yeah we were taste testing we were like which one's better oh you got a whole pie yeah like a slice they're both great uh separately no we ordered two separate pieces there's a bunch of us we ordered two separate pieces oh it wasn't just me i thought it was you and your boy yeah which one was better than you i they were both really i i gave the edge to uh giordano's but there's a spot i like better that i have to find out what it's called i came here at the moment but there's a spot that i like better that uh todd thomas took me to uh yeah see y'all got two in chicago and new york you just go to any pizza we've got more than no there's more i know better yeah there's way more one pizza used to be fine new york i can't i don't even new york pizza new york though i want to see actually if people inside actually say who who they think is better because once again i didn't grow up there but yeah i i went you know i always get credit where credit is due and it was like i had a slice something like this ain't all that and then i went to brooklyn by the knitting factory and i had a slice and i was like this is good it definitely depends on where you go yeah it depends on just like any other it depends on the love they put in it because some they make their own sausage and slice something man don't let me get somebody's crib though yeah i don't even get into the pizza debates i wait until mexican food comes around and then you're like hey okay san diego's had the best mexican food san diego has the best like the bay in l.a and i think mexico i think it goes san diego bay l.a like la's mexican la's food i like them you like wearing the mexican food in tulum it's a lunatic that's in mexico not that impressive to me it's not so so the one thing i ask i like people like what are you guys known for blah blah blah now somebody was like you know it's low-key dope here and it was like pastrami it says like if you're into shrimp which i've had a lot of pastrami sandwiches here but there's there's like there's a gang of spots you can get that but i'm like it's a rare it's not something hey man let's go get some strawberry like you don't hear that and i would i would still think new york or somewhere but but when i had new york where cats cats in new york but uh this place was closed what's that what's the johnny's you've had johnny's pastrami yes right and like that's supposed to be one of the famous spots this is a place called toms or something like that that was crazy a place called oinkster i liked a lot oh i'm sure it was yeah so good so those places i go like okay pastrami is like it is cracking out here like it is a thing not that la is known for it but i was like oh you got to go to canters you got it what's that what's the one right next to the um the laugh factory uh green blacks oh right next door yeah the overpriced oh i don't never said it yeah i don't walk in there charge you 18 for a fruit salad yeah they have good pastrami sandwiches there they're better you're right look disgusting so so i was like food wise i'm like la have some things like when i first came out here the first time i had like a shrimp burrito or shrimp taco and stuff like that i mean i don't know i'm sure san diego did you have a shrimp and steak i did not have a shrimp and steak uh i wanted to be able to [ __ ] later let's put them on diego in san diego had a uh had a burrito and he was like i felt like jesus kissed me that food is good san diego man i like san diego i'm gonna just be san diego's great 100 it goes the bay area for me san diego charles california yes in terms of like you're not going to love it i think i got them flipped but san diego gave the club burgundy what i like very true what would i give the bay edge over san diego uh san diego looks yes the culture the style san diego's a little too polished i like i like the i don't i like the vibe of san diego but like tony saying i i just feel like san diego i'd have to go scoping for black people yeah yeah i mean i had to go find them yeah i haven't talked to a whole lot of people from san diego that's uh i never really run it johnny is from san diego so like oh yeah with her and like her family i get that fight like yeah black folks yeah i mean they're out there because the military i was born in san diego uh-huh the military are you from san diego i claim that uh we left san diego then we were immediately back to l.a because that's where my brother was born and then we moved to the bay when i was like three mm-hmm and that was it but my whole family's from la so my closest ties other than bay is l.a but what up y'all look i know i'm the guy every time we talk who cares get over it you pick yourself up blah blah but i understand that not everybody is built like that and mental health is something that should be taken seriously so uh i'm gonna introduce you guys to better help better help that's h e l p i have licensed therapists that you can talk to online uh you start communicating under 48 hours all right it's not a crisis center it's not like a self-help dinner it's licensed professional counseling if you need it i want people to be happy out here i want y'all to be smiling i want y'all to be thumbs up and if you need help it's okay that's 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to holly uh to juno alaska to make a movie or something like sitting there in the car with a polar bear on i do too no you don't i do i want to check it out where'd you know you know i did like six straight cruises there that's like i've done it last night alaska's been done great snow crab great crab uh good delicious salmon and chowder though okay just been everywhere yeah crackers delicious yeah where haven't you been yet you want to go uh i want to drive through uh middle america wait come on man international drive through art there's nothing there craig it's america this is something there no way it's more it's way in the middle this isn't one of them it's like it's like six states i have yet to go to i want to go to kentucky derby like i want to see america well kentucky derby is one of the kentucky's trash we can't really travel anywhere you're talking about look so when you talk about traveling through a state right oh visually oh no that's what i'm talking about you want to drive you think about it though craigslist wants to drive through middle of america but what do you think about it though like pulling over and doing it yeah i'm like go fly to the city's league because visually there's nothing i'm gonna do with diners drive-ins and oh that's amazing well yeah just driving through anywhere in the midwest that's oh it's visually it's true i love how susie brought up food he was like oh yeah yeah yeah let's go to alabama but you know what every state though when you really think about it in between the big cities is trash cali it's just california that drive fresno and binghamton but i can't go to washington and i can see like all the greenery in the mountains like you can go through like anywhere actually you know what i'm saying like those are great visuals and even i can say you're going through the mountains you're like oh man there's only a few states with great that's right because montana is trash but the visuals of montana when you once you go through indiana ohio arkansas anywhere down to the stream boring texas is trash too it was a big dirt ball they need to throw some water on texas it's just different i'm tired of just flying over everything i'm sure it starts to feel unreal like am i just going in a room and we're just playing around yeah i couldn't do it in a regular car no we gotta have to be a nicer [Laughter] i would love to stay by state yeah the drive won't seem as bad and then we got to be able to fly back yeah drive back is what makes it like that was almost worth it no it doesn't drive back you're done and now you're like i just i'm i want to be home and now you're just annoyed that's why you have to do the drive back and then you go next time you're like yeah we got to that drive there is no next time if you do to drive and i'm gonna drive back everything that happened on drive up is now way more annoying like craig first of all the way you've been chewing this whole trip i'm sick of your shoes you know the driving back is always the worst man then you think you can't even have a phone but man but they drive back at your psyche you'd be like man i mean we did we went to if we go you go to seattle with us no oh man we didn't see the seattle trip man so we had to come back i was just like i mean we were done i was like oh it was fun it was like i got 18 hours on the way up you got something to lose let's stop look at this diner we can hold a [ __ ] maybe but on the way back now get something we going to burger king shut up but let's keep pushing i drove 18 hours to oklahoma to get my nephew straight i drove 18 hours straight you i did i did i'm a monster tourist i had no idea yeah i had no idea i'm a monster like that but i drew i i thought cam was squeaking over here i drove 18 hours straight and then uh i got my nephew i'm like oh great man but we have a great time and this kid was miserable in the roach i'm not like forgot what it's like to be 12. i'm thinking like yeah man like yeah being 12 on this trip for a kid that would have been miserable for me back in the day i was like that would have sucked and there's nothing to see and nothing to do no that's true and driving through texas is awful let's try it it's one of the worst it's a huge thing the western states are huge because you get you get a different energy when you cross state lines right like but if you're just driving through one you'd be like arizona was the only one i was scared arizona had a big old trump town uh billboard and i was like okay well is it something what do you do to drive with your family i thought about it and i was like nah we're going to fly to cabo no but i'm not a road trip guy like i don't like i would they know i don't care yeah i get car sick but what i realized is i don't get carsick when i'm driving which is why i tried to drive more or not but i didn't find that out to way later you know what i mean i wish you would have found that right i know hey i'm sorry guys there's nothing there's no work did he drive it on oakland yeah of course i did guys anyways we're supposed to do comments today arizona well i always take the late shifts because i'll be like i'm up i don't mind it and i'm not letting him drive late no so once it's night time yeah tony gotta drive when we leave he's that bird tony's the burb you put a cloth over his head who was driving when we got pulled over keenan i remember i woke up the lights and i was like oh this is gonna be on the side and then i think he didn't want to drive anymore after that well keaney is a weenie and then we switch it up i forgot who was supposed to be in the front with me and gave me nothing this i think it was luke somebody was like i stand with you i looked over it [Laughter] but now that we know jazz gets carsick yeah i'm man cause dc bro dc was in the back hey i can't remember who was sitting next you see i looked over he's right here hey man you hitting these mountains kind of tight ain't you i was like oh you want me to slow down yeah yeah that's all i saw the funny at least dc says i'm the funniest scary person is definitely because keenan won't say anything one time i saw him just slowly starting to grip he was just gripping harder like let's go he was like i got in the car bikini and it was the funniest car x in the world bro keenan screen for two minutes straight kenny was like oh trash [Laughter] [Laughter] saw it coming from like way back i was going through a yellow light and then uh you know the other dude was gonna wait like most people do right they wait and he tried to beat me and you know i was clear mind you and then he was like driving onto nothing oh no i asked keenan i was like have you been in like life-threatening accidents or he was like no i was like why are you so he flashed life bro i flipped over in the car three and a half times and i still be in cars like chilling he didn't be like i'd like to somebody rape you in there like what happened where you are we've got to die you're going to take this yeah yeah i almost died a couple times yeah it was one time man we were driving from it was a drive from uh lubbock to clovis lubbock texas to clovis and uh i drove there super late dropping my girlfriend and her family off at the airport coming back man i dozed off woke up and snatched the wheel went across went across the lane went across the median part went across the other lane going the opposite the highway yeah it was like it wasn't like you know a big city highway but it was like nobody was on the road nobody was on the everybody everybody's spaced out on those kind of roads right like constant [Laughter] you probably was up for the rest of that ride oh man i was up heart beating yeah trembling heartbeat i was trying to cry right after bro i almost hit the uh the side of his wall bro and then i was asleep i woke up saw a wall i know somebody behind me was like are you about to flip i thought i was like literally the car started turning ty was like i'm about to flip and i came back i pulled over i was like happy to be alive happy to be alive bro happy to be alive the last time i was off the road i was in canada with sterling shout out to sterling scott and uh he was driving slow you know he's from canada he ain't tripping off the snow whatever and then the tires just didn't catch so you're going and also we just started going it just started sliding just like but i i'm just so whatever like it started sliding i was just like [Music] you had the mercy of the ice so you just like and i've learned to like all right here we go i just well what happens is people peop your steering wheel automatically adjusts to you right but people turn on it while they're still adjusting and that's when most accidents happen you do have to either like pump your brakes stay calm that was always the thing it's like don't press on it hard because you're going to slide it was like press purpose and that's just growing up and you know growing up in the midwest is like press press press but especially when i see people slide here in the rain yeah you're not trained for this oh l.a cause i was like i've done this in that blizzard yeah like i'm calm on the ice even when it slips i'll be like oh here we go your heart pumps a little yeah oh i'd be scared but i just when i'm when i'm scared i shut down right like i don't be like well i think i do that too because i just i just like what's the point yeah of like when i did get in that accident what happened was there was accident already on the side of the freeway everybody being a lookaloo right and then uh everybody slowed down the kid behind us was flying and he never slowed down yeah so he's about to hit us and he swerved around and hit us but then almost hit the wall so he over corrected and now he t-boned us but i was in the back right seeing the you know the car coming so all i see is two lights coming we had already jumped over two lanes and he was still gonna hit us and i was like okay this is how it ends so i literally but i remember when they said when people get in car accidents and they break bones just because they tighten up so i went full toy story like the car i just that was full like nothing and we flipped over three and a half times whatever car spinning finally stopping spinning yeah i was cause my seat belt wasn't on good because i was high uh-huh and i thought i'd put it in and i didn't oh sorry the seat belt came off i hit the roof of the car and then i hit the bottom you know where your feet are yeah and i was just under there it just all over the place we finally stopped and then i like jump up and i was like i checked everything i was like i could feel everything i'm good the guy who was driving was still hanging in his seat and so he was just upside down hanging like everybody all right yeah and the kid in the front he was real shook up like crying everything he's a pastor kid like real shelter like just he was like everybody good i think the driver had a scratch on his nose i have a scratch on my thumb and the guy had nothing wow and we were fine but the scary part was when we're upside down on the freeway all the other cars coming and swerving to miss us so i see these cars coming like if this hits us now we're going to die this is the double yeah every crowd we're like so we watching them we're like oh god and they all finally miss and finally they stop traffic and then we see people running in like is anybody alive is anybody you guys and we're like we're fine we're fine we crawl off the side of the car you know everybody's fine you can see people's faces like how did anybody live luckily because of other accidents cops are already there paramedics everybody was already there i called my mom and dad and i'm like yo you know it's like 2 30 in the morning i'm coming back from a party i'm like yo we just got in the car accident i told the whole story flipped over three and a half times you could have died mom and dad goes so you're all right i say yeah don't get an ambulance we're coming like and i thought they were going to be like when they showed up to get us like are you guys good they were so like get in the car like they just didn't they just didn't did you die oh you did right yeah all right we'll be there all right we're fine people be actually caring about people's lives oh yeah everybody yeah i always want them on the days where you see somebody on the side and the car is on fire you want to run by the time the police come over i got the baby in the blanket i'm nursing it i feel the same way by just doing 911 craig you're not coming in to save me when the car is on fire man 9-1-1 craig they're going to take time to get here yeah they timed it right my baby's in the back majesty and craig you in the car burning up you see craig in the distance no you see me get out excited start running and then stop and be like oh that's a big fight your last image is him on the phone i'll be hot bro i'll be trying to call him hey siri car correct people i think people though dude jump in like you when you see stuff and i thought you don't see people pull over jump out like people just they just instincts kick in like we don't help you out in this situation i was late once this dude this dude came up uh oh remember it was like one of the the off off on ramps you know in the semi bro he went right through he went right through hit this other person and then went like almost you know back onto the highway so i got on my car i i didn't realize how far away i was you know but i was like great it's my moment i've been waiting yeah i pulled over and i was like open up the suitcase [Music] it was so far up i had to go up the rim hey and it was like 10 people there already am i good did we do it sounds like i'm here to save you sorry it took me a while to put my uniform on she was fine yeah yeah everybody's fine someone give me a rhyme that's funny man i was like damn it uh let's get to these questions man oh yeah let's do something we're supposed to be doing a questions episode yeah i mean started with food again so this is so we're gonna go back from last week's how many questions uh we can get through um because there was a lot of people i told you the question i lied to them but we out on time okay 39. okay oh that's not bad all right so uh this is from janae t a week ago first off i'm glad this is like what's up with your naid all right first off love the new additions to the show my questions what do you guys feel about that's us craig we're the new additions all right what do you guys feel about your wives significant others having male friends i have several black men they all have said a very i said a heavy no wait i want to know if it's janet or you saying a t john a t like johnny i j a h n a e it's not no it's dyspo j a h n a e john a significant others having male friends how you feel about tv i'm i'm cool with it um i always know that given the opportunity they would smash i automatically just assumed that right out the gate yeah um but i'm not tripping on it i'm just like well you know don't be surprised if you know but i'm not i'm not going i'm not gonna make you do anything i'm not gonna be home with you around you yeah that's that's weird to me yeah i'm not i'm not that guy but you know and she's smart enough to realize that yeah he tried to low-key you know holla or but on the energy side like i want your radar to be as sharp for your male friend as it is for when females interact right don't be playing dumb when you got the male friend oh you didn't pick up on the hand women fail to realize he's like my brother women are way more subtle than the hints and so i we naturally sometimes men we we're clueless when a girl is hitting on us like that like for real for real we don't know but women be sharp oh you know but then men we're more on the nose when we hit on the girl right so we'll be like you didn't see him hollering at you he literally said i'm feeling you and i want to be right he literally said those words i just thought he was being silly oh okay because we don't have what women have for each other we don't know the little games or whatever so you didn't see that nah i didn't men are straightforward but we're more yeah the dude is kind of obvious because he'd be like yo yeah you got a vagina i would like i would like to be in there i'd like to be inside of that yes and uh yeah man so i'm not really i'm not really the one to shut the party down or you know just tell me like if you get holiday just let me know right you surprised right i'm definitely a meet-and-greet if this is your friend let's meet your friend and then i don't care fair enough now that we've met if anything yeah it's either you're gonna do it or you're not right okay i'm talking about for the guy uh but at least now i know who you are yeah well and that's fair the meat the meat is fair because you you hanging out with this dude all the time i don't know who this is weird right yeah what if i get this uh well let me answer real quick also uh i i i don't care i don't feel like uh well i think this is i think it's different if it's an old friend or a new friend i'm like you i don't know like the new friend puts me on alert you know what i mean if you're all of a sudden hang out with somebody like it's somebody you grew up with and stuff like that like yo how's that you got people [ __ ] yeah she went to school she's like oh it's like my brother they all mad cool but she has way more male friends she got more male friends than i do you know what i mean but yo also likes to hoop or she loves watching basketball and all that good stuff you know what i mean so she gravitates more that way women are just guy women right they you know sabrina got a lot of guy friends yeah which is fine i don't have an issue with it but like the new it'd be the newbies you'd be like what's up what's up with the who's the new cake i heard his name huh i don't remember darren alexa kind of name you got to go buy him a christmas gift for the office party yeah yeah yeah i don't be tripping i think in it and then i guess i have to ask what is friend like y'all text amount of time y'all hanging out right like what is it is an acquaintance because i have a lot of acquaintances right now my friends all right that's that big not that big coin just got a ton of those but i would never tell you who you can and can't talk to whatever like correct at the end of the day if you're gonna do something yeah and then we'll deal with that then i mean and then hey that could be mad cool some friends some friends they already had the history right but they would they remain friends right right throughout and i feel kind of comfortable with that like even though y'all y'all hooked up once or whatever or twice and then y'all stopped years ago but y'all still been cool the whole time all right because y'all they got it out they said yeah and they could have done it again they found it that's another reason why i'm like i don't feel like i'm in a position to be like yeah oh you cuz i have every time we go back home or whatever have people in the room she's like i know you didn't yeah but it was we were 21. you know got like you said got out the system realized this ain't it right and that's it all right yeah smelling myself again because i'm using that hawthorne soap all right and i gotta i gotta use it while i can because uh my wife didn't dipped into my supply that's how good it is i'm going to take a shower i'm like where's my soaps you know i've been using it i didn't think he was going to stop using my soap it's feminine is these products are for men ladies you can use it but it's for men all right i want y'all to go to hawthorne.com check out their products i use them they smell amazing it's causing problems in my house because she's trying to use it but i want to use it and you should use it hawthorne.co use my promo code issues you get 10 off again that's hawthorne.com all right use my promo code issues you too can be smelling yourself like a weirdo that's great that was good that was a good question that's a good question all right let's do another so no is it yeah i mean but i don't feel like we don't either none of us here are that tight yeah dc we'll see what he says all right he says hey guys i had a question for keon because he always talks about someone's kind of sad a little bit kim because he always talks about how his boys love black panther how did you approach the situation of chadwick boseman's death do you explain it to them or did you leave it alone until the time comes up um one thing before you answer this i don't think we actually talked about that at all that week that it happened you know what i mean i don't think we ever addressed it on here but uh yeah how did you but you know i love to uh chadwick man dude was amazing yeah thank you for your work yeah man and um yeah how would you yeah would you do would you tell your boys they they're not at the age to get it yeah they're they're four and three four three so i tried they were watching black panther and they were like look at black panther i was like oh yeah it's gonna you know next movie he's it's gonna be a different person and he was like oh okay and then i was like yeah he you know he passed away he died he was like he's right there and i'm like no he's like he didn't die in the movie killmonger died i'm like no no no i was like sorry i went on google and i said this is robert downing robert downey jr and chadwick boseman they are actors that play the character he was like that's tony stark and i was like okay i'll forgive you what's the point of this so the good thing is i didn't have to explain to them you know because they don't they don't know and then when the next movie comes out they're not even going to be like yeah he looks or it's a different black panther and they're going to be like have they seen nothing dead yet that's the thing they're really like a fish they they only know movies but like they just don't like you never had to explain to them like oh well your pets such and such nah they but when it comes to even movies like when black widow you know black widow dies in the second one i was like yeah she died she gone it was like all right nope she wasn't we didn't like her she's out you know and they were they're probably gonna be like the new movie she's gonna do i'm like but she's back yeah so i think it's just hard they can't you know so which i was happy about because they had been older now to explain that because i was like we found out you know we were all here when we found out i was like yeah that sucks like because dude and then to do that while you're sick that whole time you still keep putting out all that product and then he was working the whole time and then to have a circle to where that never got leaked i need i'm like yeah that's what i i shout out to his loved ones for keeping it in-house there's something that like no one knew in the film company right they said they didn't know coogler didn't know that's why no one knew but the film company did notice you have to take that's why they were trying to replace him yeah remember we had that big old you know are they going to replace the physicals before everything they're investing a lot of money in the fact that they invested a lot of money in belief i was wondering i was like there's no way that marvel could have let that happen not let that happen remember a while ago he might be replacing right and there was something yeah we thought it was like money stuff uh but no that makes sense yeah um but you know i mean the strength that he showed to be doing that during therapy like no that's crazy but you know what's crazy is that when he when i saw that thing in april when everybody was like man he looks yeah i just assumed because we saw 50 do it we saw tom thanks do it i just like hopefully me too he's prepping for a roll that's what i was thinking when he did 27 bridges i was like hanging skinny bro i was thinking or because some of these so many of these guys bulk up for the superhero because he was like maybe that's his name he was relatively relatively thin as a black panther anyway yeah he's not the big bulky superhero when he came out of the circle and in the second one yeah but i didn't trip because everybody was smaller in in-game captain america was smaller but they were all they weren't you know as jacked as they all were when they were doing their individual movies yeah right it's hard to keep that no no but i wouldn't think it's sick i was just like man he's slim yeah i just thought that was natural yeah he was small and jackie robinson i just needed oh yeah i assumed it was a role i figured he was just a skinny dude bulked up a bit yeah because 27 bridges i was like yo you should not be out here running i was like yeah you need to eat go sit at a diner but then to know that that strength bro that's that's incredible strength and even like when i watched 25 i mean uh five bloods he was slim but it wasn't like yeah it wasn't alarmingly slow but also yeah and it was just like because he he was shirtless a lot in that movie and it was just like oh all right he uh he doesn't look as skinny as he did in 21 bridges right so i didn't i was just hoping but yeah man i was like come on but people were making those memes like you guys made fun of him and i didn't see anybody make fun of him i remember being out and it was like i saw people either concerned or hoping he was preparing i remember everybody saying like yo is he sick but but people do make jokes about yeah yeah yeah i've seen some too people always they demand answers anyway he's sick look at this you know it's just a it's a certain attitude it's just unnecessary but social media has been the best and worst thing that ever happened to me the entitlement that people feel to be in your business right it's kind of ridiculous let's talk about somebody's gotten getting dragged through twitter or something i was like oh good like like when it comes to your health or your relationships like you're on the bench no like when people say i want to apologize to my fans because you cheated on your wife your fans your wife your family would you know handle that but yeah you ain't got to pause on your face they shouldn't be looking to you for you know being the perfect example of a marriage anyway or whatever like pop that yeah oh yeah i ain't probably cheated i get the apology it's for the young man that's looking at you as the the blueprint so it's an apology to do today we had a yeah of good times moments where we were like let's see what james will do james he never came back damn all right that's a tough tv man i've only ever seen that episode when it was a joke already yeah i've always seen it as a joke already i was like man this hurts i think i saw this it felt fresh to me yeah man it was a staple in the house man that's why i was like i honestly i i laughed because i watched it too late well we laughed too when penny fell down uh wasn't she about to lose it she's about falling out of the elevator because we've never seen it happen before right all right let's go next question uh all right i have a question this is i'm sorry the last one was some more love sorry more love i didn't uh i didn't give you a shout out didn't give a no look uh sorry let's look all right this is from rose colored glass uh i have a question what is your most embarrassing parenting moment example kids proving you wrong getting beat up in front of your kid accept her oh embarrassing it's hard to be embarrassed in front of people who's but i'm still wiping you know what i'm saying like i can't oh we did almost get caught having sex for the first time oh snap now the boys just get up and go to the bathroom if they need to go in the middle of night well our room is connected to the we have the you know like the bathroom you can either get through to our room or from the outside so we leave our room cracked so we can hear them right but i leave the bathroom door fully open with the light on so they can just go on there so it was pre-smashed we didn't we were about to it was foreplay we hear the door open i'm just sitting there like he's like i gotta go potty we're like oh okay he doesn't know that anything's about to go on but we were like cause if he would have waited five minutes later he had been fooled butthole like he would have saw a horrible shot all right so you could never never oh because our bed faces you know the door so he would have came in full you'd have been ruined keon no more damage i can't really think of no uh embarrassing moments that stick out um i got nothing you know clean slate never been embarrassed funny kid never been like ah no nothing comes to mind i got to really dig around and find something i got a lot of moments on them but they really don't mean yeah maybe i'll get socked out one day in front of the boys i don't know i got flipped off in front of the boys one time yeah you know what i'm saying but that's a good time for everybody yeah it was just like you know and then i was thinking in my mind i was like i want to stay in the back seat like your dad was scared but other than that he knows i'm fat so that uh oh i've been embarrassed to be shirtless yeah she was like once once well first off she she you know i found my shirt out there she's fascinated with nipples so i was always like yeah get off me right yeah what else but but now she recently just been like poking my stomach like what yeah i've had that that's embarrassing i'm like all right quick kitty she's like and i'm like yo she knows pop of fat man well i was like damn it now i gotta try to lose his weight again i definitely got that but you know the closest thing is maybe i call my son out on basketball all the time what you mean like i was talking about him being like he can't do this he whack with this and he's like what you want to play right now one-on-one and i was like ah i ain't got no shoes on it do you stop talking uh yeah i started working out more that's funny getting to the gym a little bit shooting some shots up my own workout feed him uh junk food and he was tired of hearing that that's what was funny he was tired of hearing that from you right now that's exactly the energy he had with the ball rolling at my feet huh oh damn yeah all right you must be making shots today he was crazy bringing up other stuff do you pay the bills what i got to do you do your homework he was like if dad said one more thing to me dawg i'm about yeah you can't what do you do if your son dunks on you what happens oh well i'm old i won't destroy his phone no i'm talking about like a horrible a horrible disrespect for balls on your forehead i'll be like chadwick delete that footage [Laughter] uh yeah you gotta get about the house man you know what i definitely post it you'll post it i would post it yeah i probably would have told you that that's my son well i have no more basketball in me yeah i think when you get old you just don't like when you know you're not better anymore who cares it's when you think you still are better yeah but like once you're comfortable with like whatever like when i first beat my dad and hoop he was like i ain't got nothing right when i beat him in ping pong he was upset because ping pong he you know you could still do that forever right right so i beat him and then i was like he was like the score is like a hundred and something to two i was like i was sick you feel good about your so like but like who people he just conceded yeah i'm not going to the court no more to have people laugh at me right yeah i want to see gilbert arena beat him that's going to happen not for a while he would like you his son's gonna have to be close to like college going to the league that's gonna have to be in college gilbert is one of the best gilbert's great he's not he's not messing with you at all it was great there's no doubt about it when you call your dad hibachi hibachi can we go outside that's going to take a while and even in college he don't know the game like gil so gill's gonna have the angles and uh so he did break down too when he was given the angles i was like that's all it is my son to watch certain stuff look look look what gilbert said he said you got to get the angle if you ain't got the when you get older that's all like when i would go hoop uh at the gym by my house it's all these like 19 to college kids but they don't know they're just athletic right i don't know how to play yet right so like how's he getting this shot off or how is he i'm like all i need is this bump from this it's just you know how to play right so he's not gonna mess with gill for a long time yeah i was watching super out of shape kill just give buckets to pros yeah he's just like off the angles you just know how to do it and you learn how to play at your side so gill's 6'4 you know obviously everybody he played against with you just learn right you're saying and then his son gonna do it with him like not at all he's a teenager yeah but that's not for for athena on a kid for an athlete of that level that's not old enough yes like for me playing my dad yeah teenager fine but for athlete no you know like mj was in his what late 50s you started hearing about people at his camp doing him wrong right he has some of the best athletes in the country he was 50 yeah it was that little lebron dunk on him or something uh no lebron got dunked on his camp by crawford he was in league for a few years and then i don't know what happened he tried to do a chase down he didn't really get dunked on he tried to do a chase down and he did not he just got in case you know it's funny it just made me think of like every time you watch them like lion or cheetah chasing the animal and they almost got him to get away and they're just like watch them run up you gotta take it that'd be the funniest animals we have in jukes out there and they give up instantly there's no like long chase it's like once you shake fine you got it i took all this time to pounce and you shook me i'm all right next time all right let's do it this is uh i'm not doing this again this is from nicole baker hey guys love your content wanted to know from all the guys probably uh would you what would you do i feel like i know the answer to this what would you do if your son or daughter was in an abusive relationship also how would you handle if your child was abusive if your child wasn't my child was abusive oh yeah getting sucked out that's i don't know how you even make it that far yeah abusive if i see him socking the girl out i'm pulling up yeah yeah yeah cause i you can't literally it's hard for me to even imagine that because i'm not raising people to do that yeah i mean i would be a total shock yeah like where did you get this yeah that i mean after i you know wiped the blood off his mouth and everything i'd be like where did you after you beat him yeah i beat the [ __ ] at him i'm like where did you get that from bro yeah i couldn't imagine even with my daughter her being a bully or being abusive i'd be like are you out your mind are you out your mind on the flip side of that coin like if i seen a girl putting hands on them i'm just like i give you how long she's been going on like you know the conversation right she always liked that right first time i'm out yeah i want to see how they handle it first like before i come in with the you need to play is that the first time that happened yeah what you gonna do i'm done with it right but because they they weren't raised to see any of that right so it would just be one of those moments but if they stayed in there like what you're doing yeah like she did it one time she's gonna do it again and it's probably gonna get worse yeah it's just the tip of the iceberg honestly if i saw my sons in an abusive relationship i'd be like i have failed like just taking beatings from the women i'd be like i have failed as a thought like this you're right jesus i'm definitely for the counseling route for your yeah everything's a learning experience it's like i felt really bad for like chris and uh those guys that were very young when it happened people just gave up on him like oh it's over you did it oh no never again bro it's like they were little kids yeah it's like they were two years three years away from uh oh they were playing fighting in uh yeah chris was 19. well i mean still you you should still keep your hands you should but i'm saying well young you factor in there is time to change that's what i'm saying so i'm for the council i agree with you there's time to change for that but uh if he's still doing it through his yeah then i'm like all right man if i'm rihanna you get the youth pass once if i'm rihanna's father you got to see me chris yeah bring your dancing ass down here absolutely you guys see him you've seen how old rihanna's daddy is i've never seen it i don't even know i don't give a [ __ ] even if i was old my old ass outfit man now both y'all there crying i mean i'll take them but i still got to pull up i keep coming back too just in the front row the crowd and even after i take the l i'll be like now i'm going to leave and that's what you should do to me yeah that's good let's go we ain't got to take this kick we ain't got to take this yeah i'm like you got you guys seen me play there's no way in the world you're not gonna have to see me you're gonna have to see me even if i had a daughter that dated like a professional fighter yeah still pulling i'm taking a cool and then and then after that and it definitely depends on how bad it was you know what i'm saying yeah if it's like hospital but there's no way i'm gonna see a bruise on my child and not gonna i might pull up my thing is one of us is going to jail yeah in that situation no absolutely yeah hospital who would sam jackson time to kill man yeah there's there's zero i understand that so much oh yeah like i get it and he i mean he sat in that closet all night oh yeah you know what it was too when he i felt as a father when he was like she said daddy i called for you you didn't come i was like yeah i have to i have to kill you because i'm not i'm already getting ate up when caitlyn had that asthma attack and he said help mm-hmm you know i want i wanted to cry so bad his health i was like oh [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah we got a hospital let's go when your kids are need you and you can't do anything no i don't i didn't blame sam one bit absolutely not i was with it i wasn't even father then yeah and i think that's for anybody bro you don't need to be a father you know what it is they showed the scene too so you was like oh hell oh man we was all in that movie that's a good ass movie and then and then it that ending my imagination is way too long oh yeah yes my imagination's way too vivid bro i'd be like i think about that that that was my whole reason for even getting guns in the first place was like hey man i'd rather die and shoot 20 people before i let anybody touch definitely got enough guns for that i do man you got something i do charles brown illegal legally and i got some [ __ ] everybody out there everybody [Music] but that's also why i don't post her you know what i mean because i like my mind it goes in the furthest direction it's like i don't want somebody plotting i don't want somebody looking like she's so cute she's gonna be fine when she get old i don't want none of that you know if they start looking now i thought a way about people being like oh you keep the gun shocking about the door she going to be a knockout man or woman i didn't like the idea of sexualizing my daughter i'm like she just got here yeah people do that my boys and like people think it's okay to do with boys too they're like he they're gonna be ladies i might let them be kids yeah let them i'm not worried about what they're gonna do yes they're good-looking kids right that's fine you could just say they're good-looking kids and then leave it at them with all the extra stuff yeah oh man that made me now yeah there was one other comedian which i won't say because it was way too old and it was like all right yo this is this is the [ __ ] son and you looking at him like for real cause there was one i was like oh this one look like games [Laughter] bro you know what none of that [ __ ] i remember when saran got tall and because i remember ricardo's like man he's a good looking kid yeah but she said good looking kid right you know oh he's got tall she was like a dancer but yeah like this didn't get up there hey hey hey hey wait a minute i'm out you're right uh so yeah i felt like i was unanimous answer murder yeah you got it the first question was no the last question was die we got more and more violence and make them look at me all right uh yo this is some q truth yo my son's about to start playing sports he's three okay there's a league in my area for his age for soccer is it everything you understand sports and is it bad that i want to be that super fan at the game two youngest three three three yeah i didn't know you did his feet together has three what you do is they don't know what they're doing yeah but it gives them time to run around with each other yeah and there's always that one kid that's really good yeah i'm gonna say that training since he first started watching oh well goals and his story always that guy taking this shirt off running like it's goal yeah little when you're little the the fastest kids is just always the best this is the most athletic right they might not have the most like my brother wasn't good at soccer yeah but he could kick the ball far enough and outrun everybody to go go get it and they were like that kid's good you know he's not good he's terrible three's too young like the snacks at three yeah yeah but three running around and then and then you got the kids that's chasing butterflies right playing like get distracted man five is good yeah five five kids are trying like keelan told me he wants to play sports now he's yeah you know he's turning five in november he's like i wanna play baseball i wanna do basketball and he's like you gonna do soccer too he's like where i can kick the balls like yeah he's like all right soccer's good for the footwork yeah once they can articulate i won't end on this right right now my thing as the parent is i'm trying not to be the super fan the super fan the you know the coach sucks playing my kid and i'm not and i and i'm not the you know unrealistic parent if we get out there and killing his ass i ain't gonna be like say for you man you need to play right if you want to work we'll go work right or whatever but i'm not cussing out no coach because my kid sucks right yeah i hate parents who do that like you gotta your kids trash yeah and the other kids know it too so when you're out there whining and you having coaches you know meetings with the coaches after all the other kids look at your mom i didn't tell you to do this different time man kids don't play to win no more or parents anyways don't put their kids in the win anymore well coaches also don't necessarily play to win sometimes they have obligations to other kids and it's like oh we we came up with this team we gonna win with this team no there's some better kids over there no recruits yeah and i wish i would have the time to coach the teams like my dad did but i'm not i'm not gonna have the time right but i would like to because i know sports i don't know what i'm doing but i'd probably get into it apparently like why am i kid playing because he's trash man oh man because he's trying to straight forward yeah so no parent gonna bully me nah yeah your kid ain't up to pause well here's the thing you would bench your kid if you're like ah really working with you on everything he's like you sit down you ain't getting it we we were on traveling teams he was like you ain't playing he put somebody else in he's like sit down you suck you know i was like all right yeah and he didn't play me like like it's crunch time fourth quarter you know no the other one's playing better yeah and i was like all right that's real that next summer it didn't work all around the house shooting things and trash cans i couldn't wait till i saw it after that i didn't get on the juke my junior year of football i didn't make the varsity team how to play jv also i had some oh as a junior well i had i had to drive my leg but i came back out of shape you know what i mean but still i was hot yeah in my next year bro i was a machine i was like by the time we leave training camp i'm gonna start i was like no i'm in the summer every day doing two a days bro a physical specimen i came out i like that but i was like there's no way bro i'm not starting i was like no no no no you know three's a little young because they just you know keep getting three kendricks three now and i don't see him yeah staying focused for a game like that yeah uh with keelan yeah he's ready keelan is gonna have an attitude though that's the thing i'm trying to fix now i had a big attitude because i hated losing losing i hate it and keeling bill dude that's yeah it's a spirit attitude pissed keelan gets like i'm way better i used to throw i'm talking about you didn't call a strike when i knew it was a strike i'm full tears on the mound but like i i did not like it and keelan gets very frustrated when everything doesn't go his way when he's playing i'm like bro that's not how it works you're going to lose a lot right you got to get used to other than that i i could see myself spending a lot of time calming him down when they start losing our win he strikes out right or whatever whatever like yo bro that's why you got to beat your kids early not physically not physically but you have to beat them in every game monopoly chess everybody we talk about it after i win i tell them exactly what strategy i used if we're playing connect four or chess i'm like oh see that's why you keep losing right then i beat them the other way right but see yeah that's important they gotta learn and then they get better because at the end of the day if you're if you're worth anything as a parent you want your kids to be better than you and everything absolutely right you want them to be better way better than you at everything sincere sincere yes he is not with it well i see my video games not i can see that yeah he'd be getting mad at wolf he's just so calm mm-hmm you see him like you got to kill him why are you guys like why are you guys voting this way you can still get upset he'd be frustrated you ain't gonna full keenan you idiots keenan called tony's entire family he said idiots are stupid mom too miss sandy he important we were playing taboo and they couldn't get keenan's whack he was given away peanut butter yeah it was so bad it was tony and his kids and keenan was like you guys are so bad [Laughter] he's a baker yeah no family ties whatsoever i was like you were you were pretty good you didn't trip when the strain was out there playing football no you were energetic but you weren't like what is happening no no but but serene's mom i never seen a trip but she was way more interesting oh she yeah definitely uh losing her voice yeah she had preserved my voice right right your voice sounds terrible i gotta you know she was all in all in she had the jersey she was she was always serena would get super competitive like on the field he's had moments of tears on the field it's gonna happen so yeah but like when we playing like regular games and stuff he'd be like whatever anything you put your whole heart into bro it's going to happen you work your ass off you don't get the result you be like damn and all that work all that you know what i mean i was talking about this recently when serena lost uh she just lost recent and i was like yo that sucks and like you put all into it but in tennis you kind of get four chances a year to be a champion yeah you know what i mean i'm like football basketball baseball hockey i'm like you get one olympics gotta be the worst yeah you got four years oh my god the olympic loss like when you see those guys who have a false start or something you've been training for four years no not one dude he pulled the bar and like he was he was you know i think doing like a deadlift his hand just came off and i was like four you got one chance four years down the drain that fast but at the same time you see that one video where the dude failed doing the deadlift yeah three years in a row yeah same guy yeah yeah then that four times he did it yeah but still like but that had at that time but that but that's 16 years he did but he reached his goal he did he reached his goals and like you think how good that felt when he finally did it i knew i knew i was better than you i just got missed that night because that's all right sir yeah yeah yeah that one you don't get this year right 16 years bro you're like oh you know that's got to be but that's the next thing that's what separates the grape yeah you got to keep going the run of the meals give up yeah absolutely you gave it a good goal three times the charm yeah that third one you gotta be like this is why why are you doing this to me my wife left you kid you're working out in a log cabin it's the middle of the summer i just bought college money to squat all year man that's real but then to get yeah that's kind of but that's also the thing with winning bros like like i feel like that you guys feel like that would come i feel like that always was common i'm like i'm doing this a long time right and then it's like still not where you want to be i'm like it's coming but we we've had so many victories on you can mini victory yeah and i think i think everybody should play sports honestly because it does sports prepared me so much for hollywood yeah like the nose i don't give a [ __ ] like so what you just keep working you take out yeah and you come back stronger right you don't take these elves that's fine that happens big deal we're gonna lose we're also lucky we're in the industry where there's so many things to grow to there really is no endpoint right yeah right you can do this forever yeah but but a lot of people do quit because they don't have that that one set back they're like i can't it's tough i i'm done i can't handle it it's tough to grind and grind and grind for 10 years or something like that and you don't get the result you want it that's hard right yeah i get why people quit yeah and then and then you see your family like some of your friends they got houses and families like i could go back to ups i could go be a supervisor driving yourself man yeah it's tough to hang in there you gotta really want it though yeah it's gotta be the only thing you can ever think it's gotta kind of gotta be obsessive about just like i can't imagine doing anything else i can't i don't have a plan b this is it plan b here well it's working you know yeah i was doing the safety net and then i was like i'm dropping out of school yeah but you're so clutch i got your diploma look at that put yourself all right this is from fran cares for you therapist okay frank carroll's gonna be judged after this one yeah definitely uh question for next time is which is uh who are you who are your top two female comics and comedic actresses oh okay i like this question female i think i answered on there already uh i thought you answered that one yeah yeah oh did you all right let me go is this yeah let's see i have one to add to that too okay wait wait female comedians or comedians actresses and communities too i don't know about separatists but i think they're together who's your type two female i guess it could be comics and comedic actors i could do i could do i said carol burnett oh that's like kim wayne i'm googling around here her ability to be her ability to transform into so many different characters is just i feel like she don't get enough props because there's a lot of women out there who don't get enough props too cause remember uh let's check from uh matt tv molly uh how was her name molly shannon was the molly shannon superstar yeah superstar she's hella funny mad funny but i don't see her a whole lot yo i think tracy ohman is so good that people just lose sight of well she got sick remember she got sick she had like cancer i think she does a show about cancer or something like that now like she's always been working yeah she's had like several hbo shows since her fox show yeah and it's just how does she become these people man she'd be men women whatever and it's just like the transition is so dope and then she'll talk regularly in her british accent [Laughter] man she's amazing comedic actress-wise melissa mccarthy makes me she's funny like she makes me fun yeah um buy a rudolph is though hilarious man there's so many lucilles wrong missy hilarious the new david spade movie she said i haven't seen it i got to check it out on netflix wrong missy wrong missy what's her name was good too and uh she was she started on the carol burnett show and then she did mama's family what's her name no vicky lawrence yeah yeah she's dope too you know who makes me laugh tim wayne's used to killing yeah and killing it my my two with lucille ball and kim williams uh i was like man her on and i met what i used to love her character that sat in the windowsill and gossip mm-hmm [Music] when she would play uh grace jones yeah that i've seen in auditions under use never got the chance to make it to the screen that have been like super dope not saying it but yeah obviously should be working right now yeah we should be working but i don't think i don't feel like she gets to do her full thing because brisham with the impressions yes she needs her own like show yeah really then then people say oh she can do all this because we know she's there because she's constantly working but right sometimes you need that show to just be like oh yeah this people because people have to see you in several different environments who understand everything you can do yeah you know like even with us like we'll be on different platforms and you could do you could do unpopular opinion and then uh your own thing and then this podcast and then do zooming and people be like i didn't know tony was this funny until like the fourth thing and it's like they have to see you so we're like british she got a chance to do you know oh i didn't know you did all of this right you kept somebody one time you're like well yeah some people got that one line as the coffee person they're like oh nah she's the car she ain't funny like no no we're playing i'm unique and uh love that girl i was just like and then to see her go play like somebody's super you know like polished and i was like she's the ring some of the characters on ig too lately those characters who makes me laugh too uh what's the she was in king of queens she's on blackish she i think she was on mate oh yeah she's great i forgot her name something sullivan yeah she's funny she's great she everywhere every every time she's killed she's hurt she's great yeah she's good i can't think of her first name nicole nicole sullivan that sounds about right that sounds close she used to walk the dogs yeah she walked arthur yes she's funny man she was always great and she was a killer on my tv when it comes to stand up comedians on the female side uh wait i got one more oh my bad who's what's the girl named from mom oh he said vicki no no no no no from the show mom uh oh oh some scary movies yeah yeah i know scary movie yeah she was the white girl scary movie she's [Music] and now i remember there was one movie called it was hurting ryan was called just friends that was funny man oh yeah that moves on the funniest movies is under appreciated and hot and like in comedies now this might be one of the funniest moves i've ever seen she killed that she was great she's been great in everything she's done i'm trying to think of more computer guys i'm trying to stand while y'all doing that stand when i watch leslie jones live big lessons is great like watching leslie in like the comedy store like being there in the belly room and she just going in on 10. yeah yeah the energy is amazing the energy in the people's faces they're flexing that people they're stupid talking about oh that should be funny she's great that that might have been the hardest i've ever laughed i think it was all that is that when she had the community praise on was she prepping well she's done that he's done him yeah that's all right live was in the belly room when i was just like yeah that's first time i seen her live the eye wipe i was just like man this is just it's and unless it's been funny for a long time man man i'm glad she's getting love now but it's like it's been over she completely owns who she is so funny like the whole i be like you believe her like you know she doesn't really hate this girl but at the same time it's just so funny but she might she might but she might so she overcame so much i remember when she first started uh yeah she overcame so much i'm glad she was doing so well but even even after she started to get big you know she still all the the the image you know i'm saying like dudes ain't [ __ ] out of work yeah they were going off of not talent mm-hmm yeah now lester's great our peers i think jackie is hilarious jackie's great fans i think it's always funny it makes me laugh she means jacket to that joke about i don't know muscle tell her joke on her i'm not gonna tell her but when she did this joke about her uh roommate dying and she was like so who's gonna cover this other half of the rank bro that's real though it is you gotta worry about that yeah he took his own life with his room i was like yo the fact that you find that humor in that is hilarious man and that takes skill to do that and be likable and still you know what i mean like that's a good tightrope i love jackie's like delivery the way she'd be saying stuff like last week on the show she was talking about her boyfriend and dj equipment and i was just like he's 43 he's getting dj equipment he's funny yeah jackie made me feel like [ __ ] for being a giant kid she was like uh i was like yeah you know someone on a date with a big brother she's like why did why do [ __ ] think button ups a cape just like all of a sudden you're a man i was like well no but like you know hilarious jackie's funny she makes me laugh she's like wearing cartoons on your shirt yes adele givens makes me laugh that's great like she makes oh some more some more is great more is underappreciated melanie camacho melanie's great remember aj uh who's like his last name saunders you know what i'm talking about sanders mm-hmm agency thomas was great she was always fun if we going back you got to give it up to uh roseanne as well i got to watch yours and i never watched it yeah i've never watched my videos i remember seeing her in the room before she blew up beast nothing but beast and she was taking control she i've never seen her stand up but you know helen was dope oh ellen is great ellen is great bro ellen's one of those ones you like i look forward to if she has a special one yeah i think i also put down marsha warfield oh you didn't put her down but she's like i saw her in vegas i was like she's funny i just got residency there i love gina yesterday man oh dean was great i love watching her um i also love um shoot i just had them in my head i lost my train of thought i'm trying to think who i've been on shows with that i like go watch oh you know who destroys every time it's coco brown oh yeah because it became destroys every time it's been cooking a long time we did a show in oakland and uh i thought the crowd was like okay and then she got up there i was like oh no it was me okay okay she killed she's a killer man yeah i hate that when this i mean it's you uh kim wheatley is hilarious yeah can't believe it's funny she's like what does she say one of the sisters was talking about and who's the other sister was this no was it sherry sheppard sherry shepard was hitting on somebody on the show kim was like don't nobody wanna know that old grizzly man i had to pause it because i could not stop that [ __ ] to sit down for oh my god damn you know when you pause while the laugh is going that was so funny old grizzly uh i think that's it that's like all the questions guys we did a lot of questions we did we did a lot of questions only did we get to one or two yeah hour 27. are we yeah yeah i want 200 let's get the hell out of here i got to pee for like an hour ago [Music] [Laughter] thank you all for tuning in to another episode of daddy issue rest in peace dc we miss you all right uh dc will be back oh from the grave oh my bad if you got any questions for us ask us in the youtube comment section we'll tackle them on the show um y'all got anything to plug anything yes we do have something to plug this friday oh yeah tony bacon friends drops oh this is something special this friday somebody's special great i'm excited pull up uh i was there it's on it could have been on there if tony hadn't changed the times in the dates i was there tonight but i was working and i couldn't prep for the show because i was actually working on a show with it whatever man yeah but at the time would have stayed the same i was there all september i was ready look out you heard the excuse here but yeah check that out it's driving friday on amazon and gumroad gumroad yeah not amazon both okay okay there's gonna be a business obviously tony baker and his friends it's uh me dc irvin keaney baker brandon lewis it's gonna be good something great yeah that drops and then something else i remember individual stuff but i can't remember what it was would your show drop i don't know yet i don't know the dates they're this is since me and craig came here and i don't know what are you gonna know that it's it's it should be zoomed it should be soon okay you don't know that should be coming out can we get a teaser trailer all right all right okay okay come on man it's coming soon ever since cam grew his hair out it's not been it's efficient bro once you get the [ __ ] what you got yeah you gotta go i don't need to get facial hair you do it that's the rule uh yeah follow us on social media where's lasso g drop you all finished last joke or bigger i'm sorry bigger bigger they start shooting now so i don't know the release date everything got pushed back because wait the season season two of bigger no last three of last og is out now yes i got to go again there you go come on man i don't know i don't have t and t was it t and z that was tbs pbs yeah i always get them two wait what do you mean you mean season's over season three just ended i believe okay we i did season three yeah you ran the show no uh partially partially yes so watch if y'all liked it [Laughter] if you didn't like it craig had nothing to do with it is coming back for a fourth season i'm not sure okay i'm moving on you guys watch it so it comes back for a fourth season i will now you know what i'm saying because the ratings are good it's the number one show on tbs there you go that's nice tracy doing his thing there you go cbs and tnt owned by the same person are they all turning kid turner uh i don't know i don't know probably they're all all i know they're always so close four people on all every network right and they're always close together no matter what uh like you have yeah no matter what cable station or whatever they're always like it'll be challenging right right right right and then and then they always show the playoffs and the right you know the march madness it's always like it's really disney viacom comcast i think att they own like every network now right it's crazy yeah that's crazy all right anyways talk about monopolies right all right follow us follow us on everything tony baker on uh instagram and facebook tonybakercomedy.com you find everything that is me click the link in my bio on my instagram you can buy shirts you can buy ringtones whatever it is you want from me it's on that link all right all right yeah yeah yeah yeah i was like we've been down i want to thank y'all too for all the support y'all been giving me through this pandemic because man y'all been keeping me alive with the merch with the ringtones i appreciate it detroit tony baker man you don't be repping detroit i can tell you you just started looking at the money yeah all right y'all we out here

Channel: Tony Baker

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Length: 90min 58sec (5458 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 17 2020