Our Celebrity Look-A-Likes - Daddy Issues Podcast

what do you mean fish called wanda movies i didn't miss a lot of 80s movies my dad was making me watch all that stuff so yeah my dad was only to like you know like the big rockies like those big ones i call it star wars i caught all those yeah oh they're amazing rambo fish rambles of course i've seen all those oh they said those oh no no 16k i never thought wasn't 80s though was it yeah that was 80s 16 counts i've never seen 16 candles breakfast clubs [Music] i didn't see that until i was grown wow it's just how can i see 16 candles i was growing oh that was my little cousin's favorite movie uh last drink everybody's still one of my favorite movies [Music] i had the red heater on the ceiling when i was little so i used to get out the shower with the red [Laughter] that was the first one can you show me some moves i need the clothes she was fine didn't apolonia pass too no no no no we ain't gonna put that on everybody yeah i remember when i watched the show and he was like and i was like easily apollonia but then i thought about it i was like nah i just like because she showed her titties she was prettier but like yeah they look similar to all right as a kid when you see titties you're like oh this is it titties that's all that's it two thumbs up and talking man right man but then when you look back at vanity you're like man jeez everybody think vanity's fine too she's gorgeous yeah pam just got that that pam was always down for the nudity man always well given her history i can see why wait what's your history are you gonna see her unsung hollywood no you gotta turn it back on you you yeah her past is dark damn how dark you figure like what most women go through like oh rape and all that it was dark bro her unsung high i was like wow oh man she still showed her titties her well pam is going to be oldest yeah pam though i meant pam would you watch an old movie in smash now did you hit it looking at that like i know what you used to look like i know people that go back and smash like high school girls and they'd be like yeah i smashed such from high school like work then you see them be like oh she don't look like don't count you got windows for to brag on a smash is the person don't look like what they look like no but it's still pampering your family you can brag no not that's forever now because when you when you say yeah smash pam you ain't gonna show the picture from now you're gonna be like foxy bryant legendary you smashing old lady counts if they was bad back in the day you smashing madonna they got to be pampered back in the day i didn't like her back in the days i used to have a crush gorgeous to me back in the day i used to have a crush on it madonna was never gorgeous now she would have got it in the 90s i never really i got early share over early madonna janet jackson when she was doing uh me either dc i always liked her though but it was like you know share doing the math i was like that's your son so that's why you went to smash that i think about it [Laughter] go play right that was her real son right no no no he was adopted mom that was no that was the boom that was no i'm talking about in the movie that was her real song oh i had with a guy from emotion right yeah yeah that was true yeah yeah in the movie yeah you had sympathy and wanted to give her something rocky man but did you see what she go through with her son uglier rocky or sloth from goonies oh sloth slow over rocky rocky balboa no rocky son oh yeah slow sloth was [ __ ] out no one ever explains like what happened like what he was born like like he was inbred and i think mama was sleeping with one of the sons and made him and they just never said it yeah i like the fact that they never explained but mama was right [Music] not let's go on this mission let's go to therapy he was messed up he had every right to be mad he ever he had every right to be angry angry i would love to see like but they gave him baby roofs but i would love to see him like well sloth got married to such as they have three kids and he's an investor now we used to trip me out more than his face was that his ear would just move like when he had that i was like yeah it was hella weird his hair would would throw me off like two like two little it needs a little part on the side yeah movies in the 80s didn't need much explanation you know what i mean now you got to play everybody's like what's missing here now is everybody over analyzes movies back in the day i was like that's just what it is i would have cut goonies way to hell down like come on really a pirate ship hidden in the middle of san francisco where you know they wrote uh mary had like a little teeth and that clamped onto like oh yeah that's impossible i remember i was going like that's oh no but as a kid you're like [Music] on his belt he was like man nobody punched none of these little kids that little kid shook me with the little oil punching him in his face moving over just little kid knocked out credits roll yeah i've never seen goonies all the way through you know what dude tony tony has a little alley bro how do you know all the movies i don't know like a lot of people who knows that's the perfect 80s movie for you it was that's everything else monster squad you know anything involving kids doing adventures yeah man i was there i feel like goon would be one of your favorite movies yeah i love you three ninjas three ninjas i was too old for that yeah i was like you were grown in d.c you already had a kid hey i was showing it to the boys but for me i was like this was dope but when you watch it oh my god it's some of the worst [ __ ] i've ever seen but you know what you know what still was fun you ever seen surfing ninjas ninja turtle movies that got turned down and they were like we don't have budget for uh the makeup so uh let's make them three guys from mountains yeah you got surf ninjas over three ninjas now yeah yeah i like certain ninjas more anyways because of the kid who played uh bernie oh yeah yeah he can fight so that adds to this and he was keen keno kino we named our dog quinoa i used to see him in the clubs in hollywood dancing and waiting for somebody to bump him oh he'd be out there just dancing in the fight [Laughter] he was fast in the run down with the rock oh yeah that was a good movie my favorite i gotta re-watch it again yeah underrate it yeah it's super underrated underrated you know one boy what's up sean williams yeah [Laughter] though as the goofy yeah action star dude that wants to bang your mom yeah i feel like actually they did a movie together dude where's my car there what's your car dude yeah where'd you go y'all been told yeah yeah that's the worst you're cool my car was told when i was living in it i was came home my house was gone i was like well uh all right that's the first time i thought about going home i was like i don't know what else to do what did you do i mean i went to work because it happened earlier i went to work i was working that's uh i was doing like uh telemarketing somewhere and then the homie was like what's wrong man i was like what nothing okay he was crying yeah yeah he was like now you ain't just saying what's wrong i'm like nothing he was like yeah what's happening yeah and i was like ah my house got soaked my man was like you can stay with me and i'm like i ain't doing that and he was like chad you gonna sleep on the floor are you going to sleep outside what are you going to do where was you going to go i don't know i don't know why are we like that i don't know why are we like i'm good i was 20. i was like i'd be fine man you know parking somewhere or sleeping i it's a combination of pride and not wanting to put people out yeah i mean yeah you don't want to be like can i sleep in your couch where you're thinking if you had a house and someone came to you you'd be like oh no and i'm not gonna be like yes yeah if the wrong person does something for you you always got to worry about are they going to ever let me live this down are they going to hold this over my hands consider the sword right some people just love to throw it in your face but also five seconds also [ __ ] you you know what i mean like you can do something but if you keep this on they don't [ __ ] you dog yeah you know what i mean that means it was never from the heart anyway exactly you wanted something right bragging rights right i took care of tell me what tony right i'm gonna help him out now so later on i could be like hey remember that time yeah they definitely do that but you you get one or two you know what i mean yeah you're right dog but eventually like remember that time like 12 years ago if you see a young comedian or actor sign on with a big agent and he homeless you're going to be like come stay with me you might have something big popping up right like dope dealers and high school basketball players they're like hey hey man i got you some shoes all right now you're making all the millions they want you on the back end you're investing this coke [Laughter] back in man yeah but look if if it's the day off and i'm homeless that night i'd be like you can save me thank you i'll take you they're right the dale yeah still friends they're my homies you know you better but yeah you can't yeah i was like man hey oh [ __ ] him in that time i was homeless hmm no i still the homie that homelessness i've never been told though this one i almost got towed i came out it was up on the truck my marriage i think so when we were doing that voting thing the voting thing trevina had us go to yeah yeah i went in there came out it was nothing my car was about to get lifted you came back in i think you were just like whoa yeah it was close i thought when it's up there i thought it happened i had no pain though but dude said it too though but they he told me that before he was like sorry honestly but when they give you this i don't like that i feel like they be lying i already put it in the system oh yeah but delete i lost two cars yeah oh you just you just said forget it well they picked it up and then i went to get it and they're like yeah well it's gonna have to sit in here 30 days because you don't have uh registration i was like another time i didn't have insurance i was like damn yeah it's one of the first whips you know we had that for summer you know we was dipping parking blocks away you know all that stuff the pontiac when i first got to l.a i used to do that tough no i don't care when i first got here i used to park so far oh yeah now walk up how you get here y'all ain't been on the bus i still don't validate so far being ashamed of the car you i used to of course not oh yeah never heard that i was on a bus out here for years i had this 88 miles that was crap do you remember the little gray ugly car i had huh it was oh it was so bad i took that thing everywhere with pride i was just happy to be off the bus oh yeah i pull up immediately in the raggedy wheel red carpet not anymore you fancy i don't see yeah it's not anymore but look how long i was ready pulling up tough with directly somebody on my page was like tony bought a new car you got a new laptop the world's about to end you should have banged out a laptop hey man it still works i still got it i might still use it i know i look up too i had the mind the sound ain't working come on craig [Music] [Music] this one uh this one's been about four years i'll see i feel you there because mine i got my 2014. six years and i'm like seven years but now i'm like i still don't want to let it go i just don't want to get a new one then the newer one drops what's gonna happen i think i knew what it was dropping in september but i didn't care i was like i just they're expensive bro you to laugh like hold on the new one's coming out mine's damn near 3 000. man i just bought a new one you need the last time well they add all kinds of feeds so they need to spot that take the old one and give you a discount on the new one that would be dope about this i don't be watching like movies on my laptop i don't stream a lot of things at one time like when i get on i get on do what i got to do and get off yeah so i was like why do i need even when i was talking to dude he was like trying to sell the pro and then when i told him what i actually do he's like just get the air man cuz you don't be doing i don't be having i don't like tabs open are you editing on it you edit it on yours barely just my videos and you can do light work at it it's easy for me to edit on my phone i like it i like using it when i use that movie on the computer i don't know what i'm doing it's too much extra stuff it's not as simple add music that's why i don't be posting as many youtube videos because i had to do it on the computer man i post from youtube from my phone no but like when i cause i have to i got that camera at the house that clear super clear camera so i had to put that on the computer yeah then it'd be too big for my phone to take so just be live so bring it on hook you up see him she can do all that don't she do stuff like that no she can should be editing and stuff why are you giving her work because she's sitting at home right how do i come up in there just to help out hey i can't i can't do this help don't help me help me please we're back with another episode of daddy issues i'm not the one that's been gone me neither i plan to be here via like dc remotely but they was shooting late the dude at the restaurant was like yeah we still ain't ready yet so we was like they thought brody was you with a curl people always think me and brody look alike i could see a little bit of that i was like you give tony his hair actually y'all did a sketch like that a long time we did while i robbed him with his hair yeah yeah [Music] than him too i'm i'm the color of craig's shirt okay that's me and my soul right there that the black and black and the black guy come on man the blackness all right what y'all do last week man was y'all shooting that it's funny man i don't be watching episodes thank you appreciate the support you don't love us man appreciate that do you watch the episodes you missed let me ask the miss kings yeah y'all be watching the episode i'll watch everyone you know i don't be missing i'm tired i like to know what people talking about in the comments greg you surprised me but no i didn't ever you knew in your heart didn't your side i thought craig would be there yeah i thought craig would be missing a lot more too drunk i show up [Laughter] wait till craig go back to work bro he'll show up still i was showing you you're gonna do a remote yeah before i was even like hey we good up in the office we can do it i i never like missing this what about if you overseas i'll be right there on that screen different time zone yeah it might be four in the morning you know craig might be like okay it's offensive when someone says you look like somebody and you be like no i don't you're like what's wrong with me because you just really don't you be like i don't see it are you trying to say that this is the thing when people say somebody looks like somebody they be picking out stuff like when i say somebody looks like somebody i mean your whole face everything about you look people be like they got the same eyelash you know like goofy [ __ ] like that it's like that don't mean you look like somebody because you got a titan they got the same bottom lip that's not yeah i mean you look like somebody the reason why i hate it is because when i initially see somebody i'm from the old school of roasting so i look at everything that i'm like oh yeah that's wrong that's wrong with you that's wrong with you so then when someone says something i'm like ah [ __ ] you eight jokes on that [ __ ] wait how's everyone has ever been someone that they said you look like where you'd be like yeah i see it i do look like down the face see i get that i would get that i would like i see that me and tony don't listen i don't see that with tony donald john yeah i got it i get the one-year when i wear the glasses all the time i'm getting the one yeah you look like kelly perrine well yeah definitely i could eat that all day this chase i love he's a good dude he's great when i was younger but i think it was more my hair and just my complexion and that our colors were blue and gold like i used to get carmelo all the time like carmel anthony yeah braids when i had braids but i was like we're just the same color and we have braids and both our teams are gold and blue i was like i don't see it but everywhere i went it's like you know what you look like and after a while i just started saying carmelo i used to get iverson when i had when i had brains i should get iverson i don't see carmilla at all no how the hell you get ice cream i hate raised ice again iris iverson i promise oh [ __ ] or i wanted to get iverson i think when nelly first came out when i was in high school i got nelly all right this is a nelly live yeah when you first came out i get odell well i can see the old dude i can see the odell hey who love it yeah with the beard see it make yourself look more like them i squint i can [Laughter] people threw uh westbrook at me uh they just westbrook yeah oh my god nah nah who else nah westwork look like skeletor i've heard uh what's his name iguodala hell no i've heard tony hurt maybe around the ears maybe around they're just picking body parts i don't know where they go i get donald faison and anthony mackie all the time and maybe give you mackie he did a face one i could see mackie in a movie man cotty was like oh but it was like the way he looked in that scene we were like oh okay keon looks like cj mccollum that one i know cj for shows cj mccollum easily i don't know why not portland to play tonight like when people would be sending me shots of him like during different parts of the game i'm like yeah i'm not gonna argue like you was telling me he was your brother oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i i get that but we had the same face right same forehead like i was like okay i get it but people just be picking the most random i'd be like they'd be saying idris a lot too i'm like adrian [Music] i can see idris who had a comment section like yeah idris he's just picking anybody that's made the list back in the day they need to call me clooney when he was on uh they didn't call me the black brat pit for a minute the black brass fish didn't got to do the safety trying to think who dc looked like somebody said i told you somebody said shaq i just hey don't get your ass beat bro i used to when i was younger i used to go yeah that's my nickname antonio fargo i got it i mean antonio got the nose yeah that's my nickname let's hold the porsche beer in high school they call we got the same vibe there's something about you and the key keith got that there's a couple of dc vibes out there that i've met i'm like remind me of dc energy uh brian hooks was one didn't you say paul pierce had this dc energy um yeah you did he said paul pierce in a group chat he did he was like when you interviewed him you're like he reminded me of paul pierce paul pierce's mad that's where y'all be having my energy all toned down i'll be thinking i'm hyped but you know i've seen you hyped yeah i've been thinking i'm all like yeah the life of the party y'all [Music] but dc be present at the functions though he'd be all in oh yeah but it just don't be super amp but he'd be all in he'd be eating the food having a good time you'd be eating dc disappeared i'm gonna eat that food the cooks love dc i'm gonna eat dcb disappear your voice at the ninja van diesel jazz when they pull up i'll be feeling like i am the greatest chef they can grow uh he chas he's just having a place chad's making places like i don't eat at all did you make this i put this in an airfry oh my god some people will get two plates chas be like whatever can fit they're on this plate from that thanksgiving plate you know what i mean like when the whole family comes over yeah you know what i'm saying you got it not the line or do you have that balance in your life and you don't have that but when i'm at somebody else's house i double-played it you know what i'm saying you can keep the dixie plate together yeah the dixie oh no no you know the plastic is flimsy one of them is the classic ones are the best ones the classic ones are the best ones yeah but no because even if you got something that's sopping you know they start soaking through you but like idris oh [Laughter] been the one they've been on [Music] [Laughter] every group needs the heartthrob that's craig gregory [Laughter] they know i'm crazy i actually patreon these chairs loud as hell that's all i hear they in the um episode either on here or on the in the comments that the chairs was hella laughing i think there's one particular chair me and craigslist oh dc fine fine oh right here is got issues they know daddy issues dc you have a lot of issues you guys know what that means i heard you had questions last episode yeah dc was that dude it was like uh the free throw line and he's like you know when the announcer goes yeah man he's a 99 he'll break the record right here oh every time they do that but dc had the pressure and he suck it man the pressure i felt the pressure when i asked that question i just oh okay here we go dion this better work they loved you last episode just one minute one bad review man i wanted to be good too i was like i don't want to root for the bomb but i forgot what it was i really don't i'll go in the comments and address the people who are early and then i'm out but i don't watch it back unless they do time stamps or something we said that was wow like craig's yeah then i'll go i'll go to the direct timestamp yeah but other than that i'm like i'm in there early too checking out what people say yeah early first batch i'll get the first batch and after that i'm like alright i'm out there early hit us up early i'll be in the comments but you watch yeah you guys cuz i don't and i don't remember what we said no that's why i go to timestamps i don't watch the ones when i'm here i watch the ones that i miss that's what i'm saying like at least you do that i don't watch nothing i watch tomorrow i didn't watch this one i'm not gonna watch my funeral i was laughing at that that's what i look like bro when i'm gone yeah as far as tony and keon ain't nobody gonna fight claudia sabrina nobody no problems so whenever i'm on the internet i'll be looking up i like that but i'll be looking at random stuff i'll be like yo man what's this mean on your penis skin you got to see yeah how come you know what's such and such as net worth what you know do y'all ever look up something that's embarrassing oh yeah all the time i had to look up i was writing but i had to look up what our dude was made of yesterday oh for writing purposes you had to do that sure buddy scary movie i had to look up little penises you had to look at pictures yeah because that happened sometimes one in the film like how did i get here i hope no one sees it like that's not small enough what you mean they got smaller i hope no one's looking at this and tracking this apparently somebody's always watching yeah that's why places like expressvpn exists so you can get your little incognito yeah yeah you know what i'm saying not viewing but you know whatever you're looking at you don't want somebody all up in your cake mix no man know what i'm talking about i hate looking up stuff and being like oh this might be embarrassing oh yeah sometimes you're just looking up research for stuff and you might want to do an std joke and i got to find you gotta look up stds you know what they look like on the penis and then somebody's like hey man uh we were helping you uh you know get some of your files back your history stayed there right and you never get a chance to explain that lately what's happening you know i don't have an sd uh but if you had expressvpn it would be no issues because they'd be tracking your movements online yeah so you know then they can target that to advertisers so now they're watching your every move your location where you at invasion the incognito mode don't always do the trick so you know um and i heard google has been selling incognito mode but with expressvpn your connection gets rerouted through an encrypted server and your ip address is mask every time you connect to expressvpn you get a random ip address shared by many other expressvpn customers that makes it harder for third parties to identify you or harvest your data and throw them off man 007 wish he had that best of all expressvpn is super easy to use no matter what device you're on phone laptop smart tv all you have to do is tap one button for the instant protection man i wish putting on condoms was that interesting instant protection where is my comments the 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question i don't i feel nothing like on stage i'm still [ __ ] i was saying to sacramento i was like don't don't turn on me i'll go on stage i'm still it it definitely uh changes how i am on the internet stuff i tweet videos i might make whatever but on stage i feel like this is my right this is my freedom this is my and for the people who came to see me you know they usually are with the shits it's the reason why the reason why i think i don't the internet is open to everybody and that's where the cancer culture is on the internet whereas in a comedy club unless you are wild as hell yeah and that gets caught on camera comedy club only his clue right and that was just unnecessary that was wow [ __ ] wild with that there's no defense i haven't even seen that yet it was no defense but i'm sorry but what i gathered from that is that something happened before with them too it was the tension it was it was a certain tension i wish we could queue it up fella said what happened apparently there was like an asian comedian before him i don't know if he was the whole so he was on the show he was those yeah and so tony hinchcliffe gets on as soon as he gets the mic drops the c word oh goodness mm-hmm and i'm trying to and then and then here yeah and so out the gate and he kept doing more after that and it was just it was like hard now they just did they they they yes but i don't feel comfortable saying it i was hoping you did i was hoping you didn't say it nah nah look at that yeah but we could say [ __ ] before we say that oh absolutely yeah yeah i don't even like saying that because it's funny never been really like i thought wasn't offended for like a while anything i i don't know but i don't say it because i'm scared to offend it's just a dumb word i don't think it was ever our word it was never already like white dude said it right now i'm saying like was never that's why it makes me laugh you know that word yeah but when you watch uh my man says and the boys the uh the main dude's like did you miss me yet guns yeah my man asked me he says it 200 times and he makes me that's pretty funny every time i like him in that show y'all think tony can redeem himself i feel like comedians are extremely hard to kill yeah yeah so i never really just mean you have a fan base when they say like oh they canceled i never believe it right i would still be working on them you can't cancel the comedian they just take some time off and then they still because you build up your family some people for the people who are offended there are people who like you just for that yeah people when it comes to comedians people like you for you so even when it comes to us or people getting mad in comment sections like we talked about i don't know two weeks ago yeah that one percent might get mad but there's nice 99 people who like tony for being tony dc for being dc like this is why we're here so never change so when somebody gets mad or they try to cancel you that's okay because the people who mess with you are like well this is why we like you for this very reason so that's why i feel the freedom on stage if aries shafir is still working then you know yeah it's like fine um do you feel it when you're writing i don't i don't feel it at all when i'm writing because one uh that's not my vibe i don't really live my life like that so uh and so many different people cross my paths that i don't i don't have that feeling so i don't i write from experience i write from experience so many people cross my phone rings and then it was the ringtone too come on uh so yeah so a lot of people different people from different walks life crossed my path so i'm very respectful to that and usually if i do go that route it's uh it's written through a character that's supposed to be that way right right so it's never just like i'm just dropping it to drop it no i'm so terrified of getting cancelled on the tv side because i just started yeah and i was like please you can get cancer on the left side for shooting 100 percent but you never work again but i mean it comes across in the room all the time and i'm the guy now who's always got to be like we can't do that guys you know what i mean but i do feel like it's changed a lot i do feel like it's changing things but you can because you can you can't even do it differently with a like there's a time man you can go you can do the accents you know what i mean you can go be and of course it was stereotypical but it was oh to me just because it's stereotypical doesn't mean it's not funny it's just the jokes but then people take offense to it some do some don't but it does it just changes what you can you know what you can and can do i actually think you could do any of them it's just uh it's how clever you are with it i always if you have a joke if it's funny it's going to be funny to that community as well i think your point of view has to be strong pov yeah you know audience can sense if it's coming from a place of love and respect right even though you poke fun right i had a joke about the lgbtq acronym like you know in that community and like but you also post strongly about them yeah so i was never scared to take it there because you know it's too many letters but they they they can tell that it's coming from a place of love and respect still so if you go up there bashing gay people and then you go to there it's like man the last one who could like go in on you and get away with this yeah like downrigger was an old comedian from back and they just died i think recently he was still touring and doing a stand-up but he going there talking about your junos and the [ __ ] this and he just do all that good stuff and people loved it everything everything is how you do it yeah yeah how you doing the one that has to go is just [ __ ] as the punch work as the punchline yeah yeah as it's supposed to be shocked like you're the head [Music] some of it is warranted because people are just saying stuff just to say it like you're not there was nothing funny here there was nothing clever here there was no you just i want to say the shot some [ __ ] yeah and this is like that's that's corny because i've gone in the morning i've gone in on the gays lovingly making fun of them and after the shows the lesbians and the gay people be like man that [ __ ] was hilarious right yeah and but the stories i'm sharing are from conversations i've had with gay people so that's how i got the joke it was like bruh and cruise ship told me this this is what happened they'd be like yeah we do be doing that i'm like oh all right cool you know and with me personally i never when i'm on stage i never generalize like one one particular race it's always about that person right and what how they made me feel this happened to me with that person so it's not like yo oh y'all be doing that it's just that one person so and i don't be trying to offend people yeah that's not the goal that's not right i want to i want to explain yeah i want to include i feel like yo what what happened like communities i'm like yo the jobs make people laugh i don't i don't care if they're all just laughs or not like how do you not why are you a comedian any joke you have to explain with i have this gender friend or i have this race friend it's probably not a good joke right right you're done but yeah that's the stupidest thing ever i i i i won't i want to make a defensive anybody you're not a real comedian i have offended people some people do get offended but me too that's not the intent the intent was to be funny right like and for people to just go up there and just i just want to make the audience cringe wide that's not our job if you want to say something the defense mechanism funny like they haven't figured out how to be funny right yeah with their dogs and this [ __ ] anyway i got a reaction yeah they just want some kind of reason right because you could be dark and be hilarious right you could be offensive and be hilarious but be funny that's the name of the game they just don't they just want to say [ __ ] and it's fine if you're not for everybody you know you did i did that yeah but to go up there and like i don't care yeah you're an idiot like you said or a liar it's a goddamn lie at that point you're just doing monologues go give something go do some points well a lot of people just want points they take devil's advocate on every topic and it's like dude that's not even what you really feel and believe you're just gonna get some sort of reaction right me my goal is just straight laughing i want to let because i have fun if you're laughing i'm all right right i love it man and i think going off what craig said i think people aren't being authentic like some of the stuff i say i mean like that's how my brain like that's so i think they don't it's not set out of malice they was like this is how this [ __ ] is this is what he feels or whatever that's why we like it and that's why it was funny to me because it was real i wasn't trying to be a character like it's a short experience trying to be an offensive character and it's like that's not who you are in real life right nice as hell off stage right one of the best offensive that i like right now is corey corey does it very well he's very offensive but you know who that guy is in the family or in the household so he comes across as oh i you're just that guy cory is a better drunk uncle all the time i do like drunk funny some of the stuff needs to be said yeah i'll be like this is this is funny and then uh corey will have women against them so early on the show early he'll start off yeah women against corey anybody in there with him yeah that's yeah skill bro he also takes some of it away because he says hey i ain't [ __ ] yeah what i'm about right and then he starts you can do all that if you want to yo lori is funny [ __ ] it takes away all your oh damn i was gonna say that because he doesn't he doesn't talk like i am this guy that you should be listening right right he talks like i'm living but here's what y'all be doing genius yeah so there's a definite place for that type of comedy but to say you know you ain't funny if you ain't offending people or you know i don't care what people think you're lying ridiculous so the original question was do you guys feel handcuffed is that what it was i don't i definitely don't feel i remember this one lady got offended at my church joe communion uh because she reported me she got me banned from that cruise ship but uh it's about communion and me you know double dipping in the communion line and right people do that you know and uh i snuck offended extra juiciness i was like man so sometimes when people get offended like man they took me off the ship i mean performing cruise they gave me that review and then it was like i don't think they're gonna have you back i was like a disrespect your religion because i've done the same thing in the mother's chick in the audience was like i was doing something she was like be careful i was like what what what's my something something like that if i'm on stage and somebody says that what i intended to be pray for now i'm gonna go in because you're not gonna tell me what i can and cannot joke about because you're tight you're a tight ass about this i told a dude i was walking to the stage you know i walked to the stage real slow that's why dude was like hurry up i just shut up [Music] no one else can tell what was going on [Music] did you tell them when you got the mic you know i know i said something quick i was like rushing me and you're just like [Music] no one saw it it was a natural reaction i know that's so embarrassing to be the dude in the crowd to heckle and be heard and addressed it's like yeah you hurry up oh pressure pressure's on you the heckler when uh when you if you want attention i've always said tony told me i was too mean i think before to somebody in the audience or i think you said i was like too quick to to get on them or something like that yeah it was one i think i remember that it was one particular and it was like i think they asked someone something and you made them look dumb immediately just make people look stupid when they didn't deserve it but also i'm like this because you're losing audience members well it depends cause i probably felt like i was going somewhere or cruising because if i was doing bad and the audience said something i'd get you yeah i'd be like hey you right i'm struggling but if anything's going fine in the email and i don't know it's hard to hear sometimes so you just hear like you know i don't remember what it was but tony but my thought was always is if you want attention i will give you attention you can be the show you know yeah we can we can do that you can you can be all the show you want to be baby if you want better baby baby if you oh you won baby but also i'm always like if i'm bombing uh-huh yo say y'all deserve it i deserve all the [ __ ] the comedian's just bombing and then they take it out on the heart yeah oh you want some of this you're right that's my fault tap out just tap out see i remember in the 90s uh a lot of comics that's what they did they just go on and just kill the audience you can do it like feeling bad for the audience like hugely would do it like he go but he go roast everybody that's a different thing yeah yeah but if you do it to the point of like i ain't got jokes if you're like dave chappelle or nutty professor yeah yeah very very different joe torrey used to oh he was hilarious but he used to if somebody said something oh that's 45 minutes and you're just getting it yeah you can beat a show but also that came from doing shows in detroit where they're not nice and then they jingle keys at you if you suck [Music] it wasn't a lot of people it wasn't like crazy because otherwise you'd go all in and like you know but like that to me my room was full though it was full but i remember trying out stuff to being like this is fun who got tapped out i did but remember remember wait what's the exact same cuz i remember i did a joke and then no one tapped and i said something like y'all didn't like that and they were like i was like damn it why did i say [Music] that was fun with new new jokes i'm missing yeah you got new ways i missed that that's what i like the apollo i like to have both clubs need that i don't mind like shows where as long as they give the comedian a fair shake right but if they ain't doing good and they get them out of there i don't mind those scenarios it's got this it's like get your ass out of here i like doing it with the new jokes they actually do apollo i was like hell nah i don't have me following a little gospel singer [Laughter] [Music] i saw the comedians before me and it was hard it was a hard setup and then melanie fiona went up there and singing they was all with it i was like no i think i was there was that uh l.a live yeah yeah i was here i remember that she tore it up too that night she be floating she was up there singing her ass yeah and i was like i wasn't familiar with it then but the crowd was all in huh i can't know i did i made that mistake once in oakland i went up after like some rappers did some and then when i tell you no one gave a flying [ __ ] and i got on stage like nobody they just coming off right they turning up people yeah you know they're ordering wings i hate i hate the mix music is hard to follow period bro period unless they bomb when you can make fun of them if it's like an open mic they update with the all right guitar okay singer yeah i'm like why would y'all wait to put me up after right right she should have been the closer man it's one one has to go first we're gonna do comedy first so we're gonna do music first because you came here if you're doing music first yeah you gotta have a break let them go do something then we come back reset right for comedy that's when ego ego is like damn my ego was nowhere to be found my ego [Music] [Laughter] [Music] i got a good question from simpson j cat hello from the patreon what else is this uh assistant too has a heckler ever saved your set yeah or for chaz or craig or uh an opinionated person in the writers room has it has it ever you know saved it um yes absolutely i've had sex with the materials just whatever right and then i had to go in the crowd work had to but a heckler but that's that's what i consider like you know once once you go in there and like hey a heckler a solo heckler right i can't say a particular heckler saved my set but i've definitely bailed in the crowd to survive i'm sure there was this one heckler at crack them up thursday i'll never forget this dude he was propped up in the corner you know crack them up thursday if you're not familiar with the room it's a super small room and like you on the stage and the stage is low so you're down there with the people and there's somebody sitting to the to the right of you in a booth he was just propped up man he looked ridiculous outfit shades on i don't know if he was there dc and he was just like propped and he was saying things at certain times and then he had said something i looked at him i was like man i'm sick of this weekend and bernie's looking at him because he was sitting but he was he wasn't moving but he looked you remember how they had bernie looking like they tried to make him look cool right man the audience erupted i was like whoo i needed that to think the thing about it though sometimes if you get such a big laugh with a heckler it's hard to die back into me into your material because they don't they be like he took us this high he won't talk about his jokes so for me that's what i'll be struggling with sometimes if i got to go back to material yeah i had a heckler save me at uh the union i don't know i was doing to here's night and uh this this hood chick too her and her little crew i mean they just yelling stuff out blah blah and they had i i was following somebody who had did like like that kind of material and they was with it already and i came up there started off with just regular it was going okay like but i was like this can turn into a bomb and this lady kept talking and finally i was like yo and i just addressed her and then i start going in and it was like yeah yeah more of this and i was like hey we're here and i just i just can't i kept going and then they end up booting her but after the boot i kept going more but then i was also addressing how she might come up here and air the whole place out yeah so i just kept and then i went back to the material with my material but it was hidden and so the set ended fire and then all my boy wanted to say that i told y'all in the chat uh bad breath oh yeah it was like see you they just won that [ __ ] [ __ ] you wasn't you wasn't doing fine with the regular i was like shut the [ __ ] up yeah i'm at a point right now when i'm on stage anybody who's talk they really irritates me now like were you talking audience yeah they were ordering food when houston the lady was ordering food out and i was like hey just you know y'all just chill out like like talking to my kids just chill out and she was like you chill and i was like oh you told me you told me i got a chill now and i but i was really frustrated like oh you think i'm gonna go back and forth with your ass right now on who need to chill it was like one of those things she's like chill i said you got me girl no i was the crowd she was ordering they was laughing at this you got me that's one baby that hecklers don't understand either we're going to win right because everybody else is just as annoyed as we are right especially when you see people start to look at the table oh yeah now you i gotta address this table so i'm just gonna go in we are here to see a show right and you're drunk ass don't know how to be quiet all right and nobody's here for that that's the uh that's the beauty of the writers room is if you're pitching something and someone heckles it if it gets a laugh in the writer room they're like put that [ __ ] in all right the same way yeah same way they just said throw that you can't you can't have an ego in the writer's room at all you got to be emotionless you got to be you got to be able to take ready to take ready for like idea to get shot down even outside the idea against hey man we even we don't have some times when somebody would play something and they'd be like hey you want it in a uh we did all kind of we feel like hr once you this is your last day like it's been like obviously i don't take it personal no you can't you get hit so your job is to make the people on tv funny so all day you're trying to throw in funny [ __ ] with a bunch of other funny [ __ ] sitting there like they think they have a funny joke already so they're like well they're like the room is different because i like i got i got i got very lucky because i didn't just get thrown into a room you know i gotta get a chance to get into like i'm never gonna have this again where i have like bentley in there and i get to run the room so the room is my culture now right but you get into these rooms and it's somebody's coach and it's competitive you know you get cats like who are maybe on the first time or they're you get the timid people or you got the guys who've been around for so long and this new person in here you know not adding it you know what i mean you'll get those guys when you sing and then that would piss me off well you're going to but you can't you can't show emotion you can't get mad you can't no because if you get because your idea is this you're you're you have to be hireable yeah i'm talking about disrespection they're like nah that ain't that next shut up chad i don't hear you what happens is sometimes a new person in the room might say a joke that's funny but it's like yeah that doesn't fit here though right yeah that ain't it yeah and you'd be like nah that [ __ ] be killing on stage i'm like yeah but we're in the doctor's office and you said but he gets final on as a show runner you get final say of everybody's joke like yeah i heard that over there let's use that right and then do y'all ever run into like okay you got cash firing jokes off do you run into people not wanting to give the laughs up because they want their jokes to win so you got people holding in the laugh or like [ __ ] on actual good jokes just because they want theirs how does that make how do you get good for the yeah yeah well it doesn't but a lot of these shows suck right well it doesn't but you have to have a good room culture you know or you just don't give a [ __ ] you know some cases don't give a [ __ ] so it just depends on what you build how was yours on um uh triple triple o g on the last og lasso g is uh we had like with keenan when he hired somebody we had complete faith in everybody that was in that room right we had some funniest comedians in there because keenan wanted to go all comedian based for the most part we had hugh moore who's great tyrion she's amazing we have beth sterling who's amazing all these people pretty much a drop in comedy specials yeah like everybody respects them in the comedy world so it's just like what you got yeah no and that's it right and yeah i mean you just can't like just keep shooting like you know you just got to keep throwing them up there i know jones you said who carl jones oh dude from uh yeah from uh black dynamite and um boondocks boondocks the guard the animated black man he's about to do it jefferson's ones too i believe that's though and they re-animate uh animate the jeffresses uh but yeah you just gotta you just gotta keep like i mean just just have fun though that's the idea like if you're having fun i feel like that when i first got there but you just keep throwing stuff out there you keep throwing stuff out there you just have a good time and eventually they're just you know they're gonna like you they're not but [ __ ] them it's your career not theirs yeah but i'm with that i'm with the good time like the being shot down whatever we we get shot down in the group shot all the time that that one you get shot down on stage i'm like oh you don't mean to me but it's just it's the i understand dc's when you're intentionally doing it you're now you're just being that's what i'm saying but you guys think about this i if i want to hire somebody i go can i be in a room with this person 12 hours a day right can i be in this so so if somebody is giving you some [ __ ] because sometimes it's just people they know each other for 20 30 years you know you and then sometimes you inherit people sometimes it might be the network who says you got to have this person on right you don't necessarily always get to pick your room right but if you do great if you don't you got to deal with it so if you have a snarky [ __ ] in there you can't be a snarky [ __ ] back you can but this is going to make more attention it's going to make everything worse and i don't want that in my room i'd be like well who who is it either everybody's going to get fired but you can't fire somebody because they're under contract so it's like well you go over here you go over here you just got to know yeah we've sent people home and said just keep the money i definitely yeah i definitely send you home go ahead uh but sometimes uh you get to see who's there because they really believe in them being funny and who's there just to get a job just to work because you'll start seeing people start pitching like you you'll start seeing people adding a word to your pitch that's the worst when you pitch that and then they [Music] i like that guy in the room but some people just wait to to go by and then say what you said with one word yeah that just happened on the wire season two well what happened did somebody piggyback off a idea you know they were trying to figure out how to get their sales up on some weak products just said that they was like wait didn't i just say that happy string of belle had to wear you know he was going to community college so he was trying to be a teacher in there and then he was like they did that the same thing it happens all the time bro trash i remember dionne like has said something about white people ate like bananas and nobody heard them and then clayton said it in the room and we died and dion was like are y'all kidding and we were like what yeah i just said that i'm like you know i do remember something about some bananas but the dude [Music] sometimes sometimes you just don't get hurt or you're in a different place he gave diana's props quietly and dionne really said it hey thank you [Music] i think i think it could have but you you know you try to break it up who was it i've seen ryan and clayton almost come ryan loomis yeah well i've seen them castle you know it was funny i probably shouldn't say this but it was hilarious so i'm gonna say it anyways but they're in the room and we're going through ryan was new uh at the time doing his uh his script and then uh clayton clayton had been around for so long clayton's like before ben even came in he's like don't do that he knows ben very well yeah and so he was kind of giving them the heads up and then he was like why don't we just let you know bent reading he was like i'm just trying to help out and then something something so then clayton just shut down mm-hmm you know he was just like all right well blah blah blah yeah i'm not gonna say nothing else and then so you know clayton's not laughing at stuff he's in his phone cause ryan was like yeah yeah but you were adapting like a little [ __ ] and we were like oh clayton was like what like it went there we were like so part of me just wanted to laugh yeah and i was like uh all right i should say something and then i was like i'm sure he didn't mean it like like that yeah let's talk because then you gotta start unpacking stuff yeah and you know they apologize and like all that other stuff and cool but also i've seen tempers escalate like not the first time yeah you know but you'll see i can see it happening yeah there's always someone in the room that just wants to say the opposite of what you say right that's what they feel their job is so sometimes it gets frustrating yeah i've seen that happen or sometimes they go against a guy will pitch a joke and a woman be like no we would not say that and they're like well the girl said that to me and they'd be like well we wouldn't say that that [ __ ] you was dealing with is not a woman it's fun in the writer's room it's mad fun it's a good time in there because it's just especially now you just hang out with your friends you talk [ __ ] all day and somebody gives you a check oh man that's it's fun it's a it's a good ass time it's a 12 hour set it's 12 hours it's a long day though what man 12 hours that might be the end game for me the writers yeah right room yeah we can't be on the road forever it's chill bro yeah i can i was like forever him airports you're going to be all this he'll walk at this airport yeah i mean the week the full weekends might not be forever but the one-nighters yeah yeah yeah i want to retire in the stand up that feels like man one episode i can do one episode forever i can do the same set for 20 years man that's people that's done it for longer than that i could write an episode a day let alone yeah y'all do y'all be judging that you know what i'm starting to notice i'm starting to notice the boogers are judging that harder too the what people who won't change their sets judging the the if you come back with the same attorney they'd be like yo you ain't you ain't growing you do the same stuff like when they see i've i've been seeing little stuff like man they came back and did the same thing two years in a row whatever they like especially after cover you got to have some new [ __ ] you gotta have you got to like and you know a lot of these comedy clubs and stuff have like you know ig pages now and i'll be seeing i don't know who runs ig but i'd be seeing little memes and little stuff like when a comic comes back with the same set they've been doing the last seven years i was like oh they are that's what i like about chocolate sunshine going in wait maybe going in maybe one man chocolate sundae be having shots on the page i'll be like yeah i'm here for this baby i heard that oh um if i ran a show i'd be taking shots too like if i was tired of certain traits yeah i mean i would definitely be mean mcgee i heard that when you're working out your hour you're supposed to throw a couple minutes of new material in there so that when that one's burned you have a whole second set ready to start going yeah start building the next one cause you know you're gonna dump that stuff but yeah you start building the next i'll be tony has never done the same set twice too lopsided on on the other end i'm always like man i gotta do something new no you don't yeah dude cause i'll be like you did a whole new sentence act yeah tony's on two specials that are i feel like the jokes you might have recycled like you've done before but not a set you know what i'm saying yeah like tony we are there like yeah then bees you know and it's like he can come back to that stuff because he didn't even do that a long time right like it was already recorded if it's recorded and put out there for sale tony guys feels like he's burned he got 12 hours of material bro he's only tony 12. and i also feel like the i was never i just started maybe a year or two ago doing the same set every night so when i come back i know what i did yeah so a lot of times you go back you don't remember what you did you were like well i got to do a whole new i forgot what you guys heard already and then so like part of my self-discipline has been do this like the 45 i'm doing now everywhere i go i'm going to do this for you i ain't dropped no special yet well everything i did on his my own and stuff i don't do that no more right and i wanted to dump it because i'm sitting on someone i was like i want to get rid of this and then do this but i i'm trying to discipline myself to doing the same thing so i don't just keep going all over the damn place [Music] huh mm-hmm request jokes sometimes they don't yell it out but they after they be like you didn't do that we came back to see this and we brought them to see that right no that's happened yeah yeah and they'd be like you didn't do it before you said i'm like [ __ ] that's so oh and somebody in the audience was like dude before you say that would you dust it off hold on no because whenever they ask just yell it like that it doesn't come off organic right and it's like it's like the audience is like that's it yeah yeah that's what you yelled and then and then i only was doing it to you know keep moving the merch right so i didn't sold the last of the shirts so you'll probably never see that again the joke is done with the uh do you guys freestyle when y'all first get on stage i know what marlon he usually does sometimes it ranges from 10 to 20 minutes well just yeah well i'm in your city and this is something new to me in your city so my 45 minute set on the headline tip is you it's really just 20-something minutes of actual material because the rest is in the moment either in the in the club or just in the city or whatever and so it goes from there the stuff i was doing in sacramento i didn't do a lot of sacramento jokes because i was just there and there's not a lot of sacramento yeah it was like you know because i had already done all the sacramento jokes i had so shots fired sack uh so the majority of the stuff i was doing was material that i was building for the for the tour yeah coming up so real scary though man cause it was like i don't know but by saturday night i feel like i had something to work with yeah but i still don't have the 45 that is the 45 year old yeah yeah i guess i never thought about how much actual material you're doing in between because you know you once you get off something happens in the room and you in the moment you can do that for like 10-15 minutes you're like oh yeah let me get back to this set and you're like i forgot that i was supposed to be working on this but i got sidetracked with this dude kissing his girl while i'm here you know whatever and then you're like went off on tangent there then you had some stuff in there within that tangent and you're like damn what did i say because you can add that to something else and it's like i always felt like the best part of ever like going on stage and doing stand-up and crowd work was to get the audience to be a part of the joke you know like once they feel like over a part of this and like just talking to them like they're a regular person on the porch you know like that was always the best feeling to me when they just felt like we're included oh yeah oh yeah that's what i strive for that like that's that's my that's why i'm really like i really don't like being mean to audience members right they have to be an [ __ ] for me to really just yeah dig in and throw them on the grill but other than that i want everybody to feel like yeah like even even if you sit in the front you know i'd be asking questions i'll be talking to them i never make them feel embarrassed like you know i never try to be like oh you [ __ ] her tonight is this the first day what's going on here that's always weird yeah so it could be weird for them so i try to stray away from that like y'all y'all oh y'all been together i hate you know that's not who it was man it did was like oh y'all first said give him some [ __ ] it was like yeah it's just awkward now it's awkward man you know sometimes it could work but it's a dice roll like hey and i try to have people like feeling comfortable like you know what i'm saying oh i might just call you you got your toes out i'll be like toes what you think you know stuff like that but i definitely want that inclusion like we all got inside jokes yeah and they like and they hold on to that too because they'll they'll do this they'll go to the show and then after being the comments and be like like when we did when we did florida and the girl got kicked out oh but she didn't and everybody i forgot what the term was but they said that in the comments for weeks yeah and they just kept yelling that out and i forgot i felt so bad man she she got kicked out and that husband was debating whether he was going to leave with her that's cold yeah but it became a thing where everybody yeah that's going distance and it became a thing where everybody was baby it's time to go because he was all in he was he was the audience member he was excited ready to go but she was just doing too goddamn much and they kicked her out yeah and then it was like who was up huh well you started with me but it wasn't you know how they get progressive so with me it was kind of like all right and by the time he got up then it was just he was supposed to leave too because it was his job to keep her tame it's hard that's not the dynamic in there right in the relationship he might not be able to continue in the comments was like he knew he knew before they walked in who she was and what she's like so that's probably why he left he probably told her though before they got in here if you start acting up i'm just giving you the keys and he had oh he left him yeah but he had to think about if i don't go with her now it's gonna be a long ride home and it wasn't how far they said it was a long drive they were from jacksonville or something they came in that's what it was and it was like man you know and they had for some reason their picture was there on the on the table or something or they they took a picture and then the staff brought it to me i was like man them you know and even her like you know they were fans but she was just doing too much and it was just the club kicked her out you were like hey no no it was the club she was never i've never been like hey oh you know you never snitch a couple of days at my feet and i'll still be learning [Music] he probably won't kill him he paid money i got a really brought her there to get some then he got kicked out so if you leave with him definitely getting something because he's like man we missed this show and all right three months yeah right the guilt smash that then i proposed the question to the men that was like yo if your girl is a complete ass in the show she gets kicked out are you leaving with her what'd they say for the most part most most dudes would like leave yeah i wouldn't i wouldn't what no you know what i might be you know with my money if you get mad at me because you you cut up yeah you know what you do you're a grown woman right right you know what your actions created and i i'm not leaving that's [ __ ] and if you get mad at me i'm like you're selfish it might not end well for you as a chick because that's selfish man you know you [ __ ] it up you know now we both got to pay the price all right she gonna be like i'm for show shellfish you ain't getting none of this [ __ ] you know what it's over yeah i don't give a [ __ ] you're not selfish man that's hella selfish for you to act a fool and then you want everybody else with you to take your punishment if you was a real standard you'd be like i'll go wait outside because i know i was wrong yeah you enjoyed it what happened to the reprimanding her in the car like hey you can't do that i can do that after i finish the show after i've had a good hearty laugh finished my meal and then you gotta deal with the [ __ ] come back in the car and deal with the [ __ ] i put that in line with your friend that gets in the fight at the club you got him you don't fight with him like man you was wrong and he outside lumped up on the whole car ride you got to fight you got to fight with him that's different though you know you all kind of match it so it's just going to be tension in the crib cause i'm gonna be pissed usually i take if i go on a date i'm taking them out because they want to go see it so i really would be happy like uh they both was in and then when you said jacksonville that was the running show everybody kept saying jacksonville in the comments for jacksonville man jackson they drove a long way for the show he did not do no bad for him because he did not want to leave he was having a good time and he was a model city he was a big dog he was a good one he was a good audience he was leading the lab yeah but the like the man in me was like but [ __ ] that's your fault yeah that's what i'm saying like you gotta you gotta nudge her hey baby yeah babies you know you definitely gotta do your best you gotta do your part you just can't let it happen like this she ain't she crazy you gotta you gotta do your part about it you gotta do your part man come on baby if you get you might have to text us come on now not here because sometimes you say it out loud and it becomes an argument yeah yeah so you guys know everybody is watching yo every movement like you'd be like come on can you keep it down oh for these people you're going to entertain these then that's that's text but then but then at that point it's like well that's what you signed up i wouldn't deal with and i think when tony posed a question we were like we wouldn't even deal with somebody like that no like somebody who either wanted me to leave i was acting full and i couldn't be like yo chill and they i'm not dealing with but what if they had an off day what if they usually oh they don't yeah whatever something this didn't hit a one shot right you know maybe that's why but i also expect you to be super apologetic if i messed up let's say me and sabrina go somewhere and i mess up the whole festivities and i get kicked out i'm like you go back in there you enjoy yourself i'll be out here come with me you're gonna be outside pacing like i'ma just wait i'm gonna just do whatever it takes because i messed up you know what i mean and so that would be selfish for me to be like leave with me all right oh you stayed in there come on man what kind of thinking is that i remember remember when kevin was working out at flappers and you know they have no phones no phones yeah and there was a table in the front girl got kicked out i mean immediately taking her phone out and she's like my friends are in there and they was at the table like that you took you you saw the big ass sign i said don't and she came with like a party like six yeah and the five stayed and it was like no you took your phone yes they should have yeah yeah yeah why we gotta leave that's slightly different though it's the same thing you came in the group you didn't know how friends you could leave easy yeah your girl your girl you think about your actions and that nice dress though yeah it's caressing you all so he's like man you outside you come out a security guard all in her ear like your man left you in there like that of course [Laughter] [Laughter] hey i'm a solid question we got all the way over here from that one question oh yeah that was a good question no it was a that was a very question patreon question oh yeah that was a question too i got another one one more question one more question i am coming back this will be the last time you asked me if i have a question my daughter's graduation threw me off we'll be we'll wait for the special place congratulations by the way it's hard to keep up with domains right they asked me to see his up like that yeah i realized media stuff it's something media i think yeah from spelman yeah i was just out there too when was you there that was in atlanta that's why he wasn't here oh yeah but i was there on sunday and this was avi or [Music] next year she's going to law school the little ones graduate next year as a teenager oh you need another one yeah me cry when she was like a lot of people they didn't believe in my mom and my dad because they were so young and i was like oh we didn't believe it i was one of those [Laughter] people really good watch this ah the trailer almost got me it was good i was like i just seen the funny part i didn't see the whole bro looking forward to it if i watch a fatherhood movie i'm a problem and i got the daughter i was like y'all making fatherhood sound like a baby dying movie i'm cool i can't watch no it's not a baby dying movie but it was just it's a you know it's just like a john q type no no no it's not that it's a me and you movie against the world yeah but i was just like more like pursuit of happiness more like pursuit of happiness yeah i don't know you know the whole story but you know when you put the dramatics in the movie and they had some funny parts for sure you know i was like nah i'm not doing this i laughed all through johnny uh john cute man that little boy had the biggest head craig was just looking for stuff right he got on screen right when i think they were gonna give him oh yeah he was like you make as much money as you can like basically tell him he did don't be afraid to sell out for a little bit of money and he was just and i saw that he was just telling this son like you because he knew he was going to jail yeah did he die but he was just giving him the last lesson they'll be dying in his movies he's dying to be dying he's not dying later and then he started dying and everything now he died early yeah he died in glory he died in glory he died in the one where he with dakota fanning on fire he's been dying did he die yeah then he'll be dying i think he won't collect freedom i think you're right that was before anything nah he was hospitalized moan collector he didn't die i don't think no he was paralyzed he died in the middle of john with john goodman i think too fallen he died in that right yeah wait wait wait wait which one is that following the one yeah the spirit yes it is oh yeah because he killed himself to try to destroy the spirit and they got into a raccoon or something remember he touched people and they start singing that sounds like a crazy pedophile what's the name of that what's the name of the main character in there i mean the actor the killer guy because he he's a good character who who played the uh i don't want to watch it again yeah he died malcolm x oh yeah yeah the one with sylvester wasn't him yeah no it wasn't him it might have been it's a lot when he acts yeah we're going to pull him up in the comments someone in the comments because that dude plays crazy very good mm-hmm do another question bait oh yeah we got it oh yeah i'm back with my questions next tuesday yeah [Laughter] um okay so this question is from uh sweet granite wilson sweet ground sweet granola sweet granite will sound like a blue singer all right congratulations yeah yeah congratulations congratulations you're sending some cash out money to it [Music] i hope so why i just don't want her back here with me [Laughter] getting in there because she's grown now she's getting drunk yeah i love atlanta let's move to that lane i can only do a little bit in there yeah me too that's too much for me i'm not moving i did a couple months there's a bit more i can never move just because my family is my whole family everybody that excuses me i love cali i'm just a cali boy yeah this is my whole family all right man no i love atlanta i just love atlanta too if we moved to atlanta as a group we would never hang out because i have nobody to watch the kids i'll be in the streets well you do that yeah do that everywhere but nah in atlanta i'll be there eating breakfast lunch i wouldn't be in the garage no more i'd be in the street it's hella good yeah i would be fat i kind of man everything got a soul food you saw what was going on you was there they had fire ass vegan food today everything was good everything you know what it is it's not just the food is good the service like how they make you feel in there why are you eating them hey baby yeah like that's southern when i was eating in atlanta she's like what else you need i was like big ass make the food taste better big ass yeah make the food taste it's all top [Music] it from scratch thanks man you walk off like god damn it get to the table i went to this place called barney's for brunch they had the crispy edge pancakes they had the uh they had samurai santa croquettes and then grits waffles chicken and waffles talk about it now man talking red velvet cake talking about my pants the line was extensive they came that's too new red velvet i'm like you're trying did y'all have to wait in line and stuff when i was filming that's what that's what held us up we was waiting for mad long to get in there yeah but once we got in there worth the wait you got to try the bee's knees this soul food yeah it's like a two-hour weight this is across the street from the walmart they get rid of these like 20 people in there and there's a lot of big ass so you know it's good i had some gluten uh not gluten some vegan doughnuts fire it was this jamaican dude he just didn't even keep his own store hours yeah that's the best show and he was like i'll be there at three it was like we had to just dip so i was stalking that place the rest of the weekend like drop drop back pants he was never there i mean he showed up on like uh tuesday night he was there and i went in there them donuts was wait one man don't have he just worked whenever he feels like he came he was like we were celebrating the ethiopian celebrations that's when you know you have fire gold for them you don't go out of business jamaican spot that had good food service it's just like the jamaican spot sometimes food services services jamaican stocks be good you can deal with rule service if the food is but that's what i'm saying and that's how we knew like the food here is gonna be good right is you they got me that's how everything jumps in the berries everything jones and the berry barbecue we ain't got no ribs we ain't got no links and you just be waiting like what you got all right we'll take whatever you think please they're not the same anymore no they're not and i was like but they're the only ones it was like yeah cause they did they they they catered the raider games too right and yeah you'd be like man yeah it's not the same no more but once they go corporate they got it they got that good check they got the name everybody know you go to the bank and when they don't have to compete with another legit barbecue place yeah they can just cut up pressure's on mm-hmm ain't nobody coming for your head the barbecue places really be they don't be lasting like that we gotta eat one day in here huh we got to bring some food in here what are we going to do we all going to bring some spot that we like and just throw it out there i don't like a lot of spots out here but if you bring a spot that you like you know what i'm saying he brings but he like i bring spot out but they have to have an option for every like so you have to have the vegan option but we i mean a lot of places it's it's easier now to find a vegan option somewhere and a lot of places do have but it can't just be like a salad and fries yo i've had some really good vegan food i'll get you that cashew mac and cheese ain't like real mac and cheese but it's good for you i only like sabrina sabrina's mac and cheese is fire that's the only vegan mac and cheese i went to one in atlanta not on this trip they were like we got the best mac and cheese we won the best mac and cheese in the city against even regular mac and cheese i went in there yeah i judged them all the time hold on you got lobster shrimp bacon this ain't mac and cheese like we got the best vegan mac and cheese but now they won it was like a competition they went over regular mac and cheese it wasn't yeah and it wasn't like they were saying it it was like yo we won last year and so hold on queue it up and then i was like yeah with the judges yeah i need the back proof there's no way this beat regular mac and cheese i just can't all right the question from sweet granite wilson sweet granny i've been dating this girl for 10 months and she has a two-year-old son okay i've grown attached to the baby as if he were my own and the child recognized me as his father because his biological is a deadbeat and was out of the picture when he was only a few months old me and my girl on the verge of breaking up but i'm mainly staying because i don't know how to lead the kid who i grew to love i'm stuck between loving the child and hating my relationship any advice thank you i'm gonna last that's a tight that's a tightness this is easy man it's only been 10 months the baby's two the baby the father been out it's a couple no it ain't been that long you got plenty of chance to go about your business hey the baby won't know you in another year how about that give somebody else a chance to actually be there and you have to come close you gotta get out correct man and if you stay around she's gonna turn the baby against you anyway he ain't your daddy well the baby might say that then you might wind up on child support somehow right which could have you which definitely could happen right you gotta get out fam all right well shake and bake i thought it was a hard question yeah that was like nine i just i didn't want to be the mean one for what that was like treat them like that fun fifth grade friend that you had a great year with watch them from afar like yeah girls instagram keep up with them just quietly and just to make sure the baby's good years down the line but don't don't stay don't force that at the end you might be mad if you raise them and the real dad come around right right you know he's gonna pull right right and then it's like a girl got mad at me for a long time because i didn't date her because she had kids and i was like it's not because you have kids and i was like cause i'ma get attached to the kid yeah and if we don't work then i'm like well i'm gonna stay around mm-hmm uncle chaz yeah i just made it a point never to date when we were kids only because i know me i love kids i'll be like i gotta hang out with a little homie man i had a couple uncle wasn't really related to me and they're sweet man it's like you know the pressure's all like you don't have to stay in a relationship because i get it i get it when people do it when they have the actual kids as their kids i get that but even even they're miserable for the sake of the kids but you know you don't have to do this yeah yeah toxic ain't good for no man you don't have to stay in a bad relationship with for the kids it's not even yours but i get the attachment yeah it's hard it's gonna be hard but you know you're changing and especially that age man they're loving and cuddly and they're fun you feel it you feel all that you're gonna play games with a kid that ain't mine all right you know what i mean and i'm not fine no you can't take them this way and it's only been 10 minutes i know that feels like it's only been 10 and like craig said realistically that kid you dip it's not gonna he's he's not gonna remember the garbage man could come in he's gonna be like he's not gonna remember you sweet keep that in the back of your mind he's not you remember him but he has no idea no clue i don't remember no dudes when i was two nope right i don't even know my dad is my dad who knows he could have came around when i was three right now i got no recollection so good question though yeah that's a great question sweet so yeah man you know i don't have to do that shake and bake baby hold that little baby and then just deuces shake and bake you can't even have to talk later where it's like man i just stuck around for you i didn't even like your mom right like what anybody you don't like you don't like my mama [ __ ] yeah my mom's everything yeah my real dad scored up on him yeah the square was coming i wonder how old dude is though because sweet yeah yeah granite because we all 30 plus like get out of there yeah jackson how sweet how old are you i don't know he's not going to be like tim he's not live but he'll hear the question and hopefully he'll just be like let us know how old you are because he could be a dude who may be older and didn't have kids or something you know what i mean he could be and i mean i get it i get it when you just like with the name sweet granite wilson he could be he could be 78 right that's what me think about it he could be an old player i feel like an old prisoner in here man 10 months that ain't no time man for breakfast that does change the game if he's like 78 and he's never had a kid yeah and he's like this is my only little i don't understand there's plenty of women with kids out there with no doubts oh yeah about 12. the one that you know you know is going to remember yeah him a job at the local market real quick he looked real good to his mama you know what i'm talking about for the record guys the ladies in the patreon said they agreed with us on the leaving the baby oh good yeah he was like my baby no they did say they didn't want to see it what is it called mukbang when you eat that's totally they've been wanting that they said we've been saying this sounds like they're playing on them no offense it went from dc and correct and they just started getting more reckless like i watch all y'all know i mean hey we gotta eat bro we talk about food all the time food i'm super down yeah can we eat in there they're getting soft equipment yeah we got axe tonight sauce all over the mic something there's got to be something within reason though we can't come in here with it yeah ribs and they got to be [Music] [Laughter] dragon fruit and it's a tuesday though no there's different types of tacos and we find the taco tuesday yeah and silmar no no you gotta bring your tacos from wherever you're coming from you don't have to just come to sailmar and get some get your own tacos and bring them from your spot from your taco spot that you i got a vegan taco but tacos will lettuce be all over the place you don't have to that's not how you do your time cilantro i know when i talked to my [Laughter] taco you're like this is a natural one cause he gonna forget you know he prepared last minute cause the taco bell tacos don't get messy the street tacos aren't commissioned no it depends because you you could buy the taco bell taco in the wrong spot and the whole [ __ ] just collapsing i feel like the little greasy's coming out the bottom like i said i'm hungry man look at that let's get out of here all right we out of here dc what you got man i'm chilling oh relaxing proven shirts yeah dcurvencomedy.com buy you a proven shirt when you when you get proof wrong bro you're so funny funny bro that last one you threw the water at the screen i mean mad they can do it when they prove me because they be talking [ __ ] yeah they do with the yeah they don't know the [ __ ] buddy do you see him about to prove you're wrong the dude with the knife he was like good all right you guys should be working you guys should be working but i guess you're going to do this 15 hours you should be too tired prove it craig uh i hope y'all are liking bigger biggers out right now craig wayne's bigger is killing on twitter though it's killing on twitter congrats brodie got some good response from him yeah man it's pretty funny uh i've got nothing oh i gotta see my society got um uh who's i got craig wayne no yeah gregory craig came along uh i can do it bro i'm here we're good here dude wow look he tells you today we shot so yeah so that's uh that's out when you watch this so watch watch me sit down with craig williams huh very youtube see my society kia i don't think nothing soon a month from now i guess bay area i'll be at tommy t's it's a one-nighter it took me 24. one night only june 24th get your tickets turn up and uh other than that calm to get any merch that you want uh i got the gerald gorilla shirts i'm the one these are on sale for a week only so get them while you can you know i'm saying one week only so these are available now and click the link in my bio on instagram you can scoop yours the patrons get a discount code uh you gotta teach me how to do that is this kind of cool yeah from my patreon just give them a discount how do you you created for that i'm saying i don't know where they're creating it oh okay okay yeah just do it available now yeah i'm doing get yours while you can and uh i don't think i got any shows coming up so uh yeah yeah um i feel like i need to promote something else but see you don't have any shows coming up nah verbal cardio oh check out uh verbal cardio uh if you didn't watch it you know i just dropped it yesterday new verbal cardios uh come up on wednesday so pull up on those uh last episode interview d smoke yeah i like that oh yeah that's gonna be hard i've seen that picture yeah it was good man it was good i was cool super cool angle yeah super cool sir i want to breathe i want to have sir on uh i got i got a hit list of people i want to bring on the show um so i've been everybody right dc don't let dc on the show man he's going to say no he's going to keep denying the invitation he's going to fold up man i'm doing it my daughter's graduating [Laughter] in the comment section thank y'all for tuning in these shows are getting too long man this is ridiculous it's actually shorter hour and forty two that's actually shorter than you have to cut it anyway so yeah cut some stuff out anyway y'all

Channel: Tony Baker

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Keywords: daddy issues, daddy, issues, Tony Baker, Craig Wayans, Chaz Rodgers, dc ervin, keon polee, fatherhood, black fathers, black dads, kids, black children, children, raising kids, teenagers, raising teens

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Length: 101min 49sec (6109 seconds)

Published: Thu May 20 2021