Smashing in the CAR??? - Daddy Issues Podcast

welcome to another episode of daddy issues we're back we're still dead i don't know nope no that's a kion thing for sure i haven't been in the club what is it what is that you know they remember when downloading music was like super popular and the dj's is always doing they call signs over the track new [ __ ] new [ __ ] i'm trying to hear the song shut up bro they would come in throughout exclusive exclusive no [ __ ] no [ __ ] dj clue was the worst bro oh he always had the echo j premiere like kind of like a watermark though low key to prevent you from downloading stuff uh without paying for it so they were just watermarking i never i never respected dj clue after that i was like i hate dj clues where is he yeah he's still doing his thing here he's on label rescue i used to uh start the songs right after that echo so i come in mid verse like yeah that's the thing it was like i didn't mind they did it but you we made yeah hot bar and they just dude i'm like yo you heard what he just said right now you hear him fumbling with the mic didn't know like come on dog you know who's always the funniest fat man scoop always had me batman school he was always yelling and everything [Music] i never understood how it was the dj song like kelly got all these hits but i'm like you ain't on the song right i guess it just produces batman scoop was just screaming but he didn't like say a verse or sing i didn't i never knew if scoop was just a personality or was he like a producer because i get if it's your [ __ ] and you produce it then i get that i was like you know you bring everybody on board well that was that was a break beat that he produced that was like uh a lot of dancers but that beat was so funny well it's like it's like what's his name mark mark ronson he don't he just makes the song but yeah it's it's i thought he produced though yeah he produced bruno mars and him are singing but it's his beats when he would do an album it would just be like his his production and then he would bring in is calling producing the tracks i think he's a producer i have no clue i just know it's on his album okay i know he produced i think he produced all of them i think he does everything okay because i know another one i've seen him doing on the piano and all his makeup and all that so i think he does everything i know he was asking for his payments for a while for bt produced that was happening for a while hey man i believe these helicopters man are we in the war zone man boy after your boy ain't never gonna fall they don't know they're like oh you know you got daddy issues today they can't see you they can't see your boy they see the detroit hat you're caught yo you lying down today you got the lions killer i guess i am they went no they did not they got i think they got abused by the packers i think what they played you didn't what was the package staffer got hurt yeah i watched i remember staffer got hurt um the backup came in and you know it's just abused syndrome you don't remember who beat you i mean yeah we fired the gm the head coach got we i'm just used to i hate when they try to win games i'm like yo just just lose every game bro just go lose every game go get a nice draft pick you know you can waste them it didn't work for y'all last time well you know we had the best years in like 20 years when we got megatron and stafford like sue i was like we're happy to be at the playoffs nine days playoffs i think we go in on your team quite often it's it's it's it's understandable they they are these groups of the league and now we used to be able to sit on the browns and the browns they had a great game last night but the browns are solid right now they play off contenders they only lost four games right i think three probably was the fifth one that might have been i think it's four i mean so and then they lost you know a browns team you know i mean a ravens team with v lee mar jackson i always hated the brown's helmet man nothing just the yeah i mean i did it but nothing in an orange white orange this supposed to be doo-doo brown but who's the dude who's just like this team then that to me with the browns like that's the logo the cleveland the cleveland knees like y'all have nothing of it there's some other stuff in cleveland you could have named them after no worse helmet in football it was the whole name is awful the browns well now the washington's a close well now yeah yeah i feel like they're in the transition so i'll give them a little break they're going to find something but they had enough time to pick a new team they look like a college team with that that dude picked the washington football team to be a dick he's just like well we're not going to have a name then dan snyder or whatever his name is but i kind of like that the washington football team i don't know it's better than uh when i look at the scores and i see that logo it's better than the redskins for sure oh yeah yeah well i guess the indians just changed theirs too they would oh okay what did they change it to they haven't changed it yet they're gonna do one more year cleveland baseball team cleveland baseball club they're gonna do one more all over they got little mock-ups all right guys yeah why not just ask the native community what do you guys what would make you happy we want to get money from the nfl that's that's the thing they got to sell give us the money you played but i'm saying even though that's a name i'm like hey because my thing is like if it's the cleveland indians which a lot of natives still refer to themselves as indians uh i'm like i don't know why they wanted to know that it's a thing you guys don't read why don't they just change it to the cleveland native okay just making sure the cleveland like the cleveland native yeah but i'm like still respect us or like you know i'm just like hey we want to include you you know what i mean we don't want to just call you redskins but the cleveland money man are they giving them money if i was from cleveland named after us where's our pacific you didn't get no percentage for that don't give us just a casino we won't eat on the nfl money the black people if you're naming yourself after us we should get a piece but even like the blackhawks isn't that native yes yeah but that's an actual tribe right as i'm saying like what's the tribe around also a pretty good team historically you don't know [Laughter] they're not better than the they're not better than the uh red wings historically but you know i thought you were gonna say the islanders we uh and the rangers were in there no i mean the red wings are one you know probably the greatest hockey how about the sharks huh guys yeah that's great it's a nice uh nice merch yeah yeah they like the colors but i be a shark fan when they get in the playoffs and they lose every and deep they go deep and then they lose every time yeah winning any championship i just heard the radar today they were talking about steve uh uh aaron rodgers being mismanaged and the comparison to drew brees right there's like there's no way both these guys should only have one super bowl and being as great as they are and i guess it's really hard to go to the championship like everything has to be perfect drew brees kind of got robbed like three years in a row not robbed but those things happen you know what i mean rogers only has one yeah yeah yeah so yeah well the super bowls are that one game yeah it has nothing to do ain't no series you get one shot you screw up oh wait let's get the duo it's whoever wanted them and sometimes the the the team that's not as good wins like it happens in football in general they don't understand how hard winning is even if you can any sport in any sport if you look at who actually wins it's the same people always winning mm-hmm if he would be like oh my teammate like you look at football patriots in the last 20 years i think the patriots have like they've been to them yeah and then manning had two the other many had two it's like and then rosberg had three that's four people who won over a decade and then if you look at basketball lebron's win what 10 11 times in a row then the warriors ran off three right it's the same people that win the spurs had their run the lakers in the 2000s the lakers and spurs each had five right yeah so it's just the same teams winning different years and people be like oh so-and-so ain't got a ring because the same people keep winning even from the 80s it's it's the lakers and then rockets rockets flipped in there a lot of people want to play for those brands like the lakers if i'm great i'm like yeah i could see why you go right nobody wants to play for new york nobody who said i want to be a nick and nobody else does no and after that they was like we good yeah and it's not like her mother was bad no they were one of the greats right i was like but it's really hard to be i'll be one of the knicks to pop man just because i'm a fan of new york only one as a citizen of course nah nicks can't win it'll take away new york's edge they need that loose give him the patrick you in new york just you know in the in the in the grid of it you know what i'm saying like it doesn't when it comes to like new york this is all year but it's not but like you need that sabrina's dead inside man i'll be telling her hey y'all might get so she be like that's great see we got the yankees to lean on we could have a couple other teams it's like oh yeah okay you bring up the knicks we got oh we got brooklyn yeah you got brooke brickley looked good i feel like brooklyn ain't truly been embraced though on that side now that they got kd i mean maybe now but historically no no they got a squad stadium nice though you invited here uh did i see it i don't think i went by that when i was i was like it looks huge inside man the brooklyn biggies bro that's what they should have been instead of this that would have been nice i would have you're not naming biggie bro new york back man yeah the brooklyn biggest thing with that yeah two albums and you get the name of basketball but he's awesome he's also one of the greatest rappers of all time craig uh he is one of the greatest of all he brought new york new york rap was not gone new york rap was not i'm talking about the popularity cuz we still have wu-tang oh but that was gritty though they didn't appeal to the the soft-hearted biggie was gritty but but he was also smooth nick was mainstream he made it was like we don't care about the peas and the you know i mean wu-tang wasn't as smooth as uh what do you say i've been swimming big papa is mad smoking popping show but i wouldn't name it i'd rather than the brooklyn wu tangs sabrina remember we were having that conversation in the group chat that big w on the jersey the brooklyn clan the wu tang can't be the brooklyn old dirty bastard the brooklyn bastard you could be the brooklyn geniuses brooklyn zoo brooklyn brooklyn zoo brooklyn could have done it that's gritty right there what kind of logo was this wait how long is brooklyn with a sideways w at the b yep because they always been in l.a i've been back and forth in la since fifth grade yeah because i came out here and went back how long have you lived is your residence in los angeles since ninth grade gotta get to it so you came out here yeah okay cuz i be one like like crazy you're in new york your new york passion ain't like it's trash yo i love life man once you move somewhere and raise kids it's like yeah i like it but i can see craig's had too good of a life for too long bro that's what it is you've been out west too long you can tell that's what i said when you come in for a while i don't know about new york winters after eighth grade uber i go to new york in shorts and live great during the winter time hopping in and out of uber's restaurants hotels houses craig's good tonight from new york i gotta get it right now or there's nothing i got nothing to prove i ain't getting on not a train i love the trump rappers get robbed i'm like why i like the train i love the train how about the uber into the studio where you getting robbed at the door in the elevator like pop right uh he let people know he was coming he kept calling y'all still there y'all still there all right i'm five minutes away all right y'all stupid man nah pop up i like new york man i'm a fan i gotta go over there i am the greatest city in the world i think it's already but i like it's mad walkable too that's the main thing i'm a walker me too there's so much to see in three blocks you can see a whole stand-up and it goes by quick it's like man yeah you'll be like man i haven't seen all this my steps are crazy restaurants you see 40 restaurants clothing stores electro electronics everywhere i don't know what about new york makes me walk like that i'll be walking i have fear of missing out so every block i'm like what's happening oh yeah i think it's just because like the train let you off and it's just like i ain't taking an uber i only do training walking in new york yeah oh yeah because the cars you man yes my anxiety goes up in the car yeah because it's so big there's no parking the drive is hectic yep and then a lot of times you like if you want to take a train you're like well i got to wait for the train i could just walk yeah and just be there you know what i don't like where i'm going up the steps yeah i love it man i'm a fan like i want i want to live out in new york for a little bit of time i do not like i want to live out there back in the spring give me the spring give me a month in new york in the springs i'll do fall too that's the best time to be i've only been in new york in winters oh okay and and i went to summer winter's a nice day except it got a little trash because they clean up the winter too quick like it'll snow and then it's cleaned up the next day and you're like oh okay good don't let you get in yeah i like snowman i like winter in new york cause it doesn't smell as bad it smells worse when it's hot because your nose is stuffed and it's just the trash there's so much trash on this one mixed with yeah raspberry having jerseys on shout out to new york for getting me over my beer the new york rats the brooklyn rats brooklyn that's the name this is how i never get love in new york i would never get love i'm fascinated by new york though i've been looking up the stats that how densely populated it is i do love when i'm in new york i do love walking down the street and hearing like 20 different languages yes the diversity just yelling now they are loud for no reason i'm like why are you [ __ ] so loud i like that you gotta yell over the the corn yeah over the horn cooking and whatnot everything it's all about scaffolding in new york it's always scaffolding when are you'll [Music] got away like it went out for that for the night it was just gone we like damn you lost your cat yeah you came back the next day with a whole new attitude on life in that house it was looking outside like nah yeah man i ain't going out there the streets is real real that's what midnight need he need a taste of the streets he needs getting the scrap with a raccoon other cats and then he'll appreciate like man coyotes up the street keep playing i'll stay off the counter keep playing but uh the whole thing about like having cats is that litter box situation man you got to stay on top of it especially having two of them they'd be dumping peeing that's always been my issue with cats i just walk in i'd be like it smells like animals yeah you gotta stay on it or else it's gonna have that smell so you know they got this thing kiddie poo where you you basically order the box and they send you a new one every month so it's like kitty yes that's what i mean everything stay fresh yeah everything you know what i'm saying and then you know you change out the little filter at the bottom but then they give you a new one every month so you ain't got to worry about um all that because you got to do it daily you got to go in there with the scoop because if not it will pile up you be mad at him for taking dumps and peeing like i don't do it right like you be paying attention why flush it oh i don't have that luxury in there you know you got a good point but kitty poo man they do all that for you man you just call in we're beginning uh potty training do you think that'll work for babies uh what does she poop in is there a box not yet but if i get kiddie pool and i tease i'm sorry if i teach her to use this box uh it might it might work yeah yeah and then they'll send you a new one every month yeah i don't encourage a pool in the kiddie pool they'll see your new one every month man that's good especially for right now that's really helpful thank you from going to the stores and right now they got 20 off you know your first order when you set it up the auto ship by going to kittypoo club.com and then the promo code issues so you get the 20 off you know that first dose just go to kiddiepoolclub.com enter the promo code issues get 20 off when you set up the auto ship that means it's just gonna send it to you automatically and then that's kittypooclub.com and don't forget to enter the promo code issues at checkout it's the all-in-one litter box solution designed to be convenient for me you know cuz i know y'all don't have cash but for me and you if you get cash out there it's convenient so it's convenient especially now you know what i'm saying you got stuff to do you're ripping and running you'll be forgetting the only the only reminder is when it smells when you get in the house that's the only reminder that you oh i got to get on this box get in on that kitty poo 20 is great shout out to new york man yeah my kids like it they just like you know the train and being on they'd be like oh no no my kids love pizza oh yeah oh man who does this pizza is phenomenal does that's why i do a lot of walking in new york too because after you have a slice of pizza for 99 cents you can't pay two dollars you know it's not 99 cents everywhere that's what i'm saying but i will keep walking to the 99 because i'm like well i just had a 99 i can't pay 250 now i can't you can't go back once you've had to get the 250 slice oh big 99 slice but is it is the 250 better though oh sure no i've had them it's not it's the same thing not enough for the two nine so i'll be like okay it's two more blocks to the next 99. i'm just gonna push to that next 99. i'm not going to pay this are you using the ad for the 99-cent slice well when i'm in new york i'm heavy because i don't know where i'm going so i'm ab heavy even even with the train yeah i have to be out there for a couple days to get the train back right like when i did that i did a couple weeks out there after the first week i was you viewer thought i was a native yeah i was just used to but i i have everything in new york because i don't know where the hell i'm going man but i have my like i have my phone in my pocket and my headphones on because i don't want to be looking down on my phone like i like to have my head on the swivel when i'm places i don't know so i'll have one hit one on and listening to make a left here nobody knows that you visited you're right i would never be on time in new york if i walk that's why i have to uber there's so many beautiful women every day tree oh man of all nationalities that's what it is it's just the all nationalities thing and that's the the weird mixing way like how y'all even me y'all would have never crossed so you hate new york man and philippe not a lot of mexicans in new york though yeah just people are racists out there so they assume that puerto rican are dominican i went to got some mexican food in new york i was pissed oh yeah it wasn't good it was trash it probably wasn't any mexicans yeah that's what i'm saying you gotta go to the asian spot that makes them mexican yeah it's so different than here i went to eat in miami and i went to benihanas and all the cooks were haitian and i was like oh okay was it good yeah it was a different flavor and they threw something you know everybody got to reach in like they flipped the shrimp in your mother hey man that's the thing i like too man like i go to uh like a soul food spot but they be having you know yeah put a little there but you gotta get the broad strap seasoning the little extra salt even if it's a dude he got a brawn i like the different type of rice ingredients you can get the puerto rican you can get yeah i like it when it comes together where you don't go bro no i mean they they sometimes have it mixed you ever go to jacobs nah it's in uh harlem i'll be going to jacobs all the time and i just you you pay by the pound for the fish for the everything it's soulful everything oh and you pay by you just load up what you want and pay by the pound i like that that sounds crazy but they're paid by the pound though oh that's like thirty two dollars yeah i started thinking about food chaz i was like danny honestly billy hannah's talking about shrimp and spices i was like jenny hans is solid yeah i feel like it kind of like people used to make fun of it a lot but i like it yeah me too so many birthdays there as part of this family every whole presentation i'll be sitting there like literally it's all new the new light show they flip the pee in there and for some reason at benihana's usually when you out you don't like people bothering you but the way they set it up you place where are you from yeah like i don't know why like it gets like that but you like you know the whole the whole table backstory about it cause i'll be happy because the food's coming maybe i'm already in the great space well right now yeah have you ever been there with your family and they set you with the single couple and you're like oh okay awkward y'all kissing and stuff all right kids they make it now they're smashing on the grill cheeks last time we went like it was kids people loved talking to the kids so they was like oh you got blah blah and the people we sat next to were like they eat out for like a that's what they do like they never cook at home so they was just giving us all the spots you got to go to on jefferson it's the one spot just older couple older black couple they were super cool then on the left of us was like a young beyond you know what i'm saying they just looked out of place because it wasn't like this is family y'all over here like we're trying to get to know each other it's our first day uh you know and they ain't gonna be super comfortable they're trying to impress each other yeah family marriage and the old couple after those two drinks and the little things they they get open and then they'll see who they really are huh i'm hungry he looked at the kids he's like you know what i never want one of those i thought you said you wanted the date's over this awkward energy over there everybody when you guys were the many hands i was like zoned out i don't have a cereal today i'm hungry i had nothing i haven't eaten yet i had to run out i was up late i slept in until nine and didn't even like no i usually get up like seven mm-hmm we was putting together my sister-in-law bought the boys like one of them wooden houses like a little fake and we was putting it together last night i don't know how men fathers whoever functioned before uh electric drills oh because i just have screwdrivers i have all old-school tools so i'm putting this together by hand i have blisters oh yeah oh yeah right here hurts right here right here bro and i'm just sitting there screwing and cody couldn't do it so she was like well i'll hold it i was like just move because even her pressure back when i'm pushing in she's falling back i'm just like i'll do it myself and i was like i don't know how guys got stuff done before they were made this is they were just stupid man they was building stuff like that you ever shaking old man's it's real man every hand he was like how you doing i know he thought i was a hoe immediately right you lotioned every day you moisturized a hard day in your life man and i after i did it i was like if the boys don't play in this every day they're getting a whoopin like if they don't play in this get in there every day but they woke up this morning they was in the house fake cooking meals daddy if i would have had a house like that as a kid they would have never saw me oh they was in there too i was fort mcgee you gonna build an actual fort they would have never where's tony you know he in this house out back the roof the only thing the roof ain't on yet because i i had to take a break like my shoulder started hurting i was like let me take a break and i'll finish the roof tomorrow get some electric tools man i'm gonna get some i'm actually gonna i'm gonna get some electric i'm gonna feel you know what i was avoiding i was avoiding the typical like let's get dad tools for christmas birthday but i don't know if i need not have kids i need that [ __ ] i understand why they advertise their fathers and stuff during pop because i was like [ __ ] i need those two yeah i don't want to waste my money on that oh the new little bendable thing where you could press the drill and it goes around the corner oh hell yeah or y'all can just stop being some hoes and be men you know what i'm saying let's bring men back men only hammer things they don't screw things in they had to be like their hands with no screw bro men were just sitting there like that that's why these old men don't have teeth i got it now we're like can we find it but i will say the accomplishment after i be getting done taylor mcgee i can't beat it especially because coddy always be on me like you don't be doing [ __ ] and then i'll be doing it i'll be like now she hit you with the giant cue do something yeah she'd be on me about that stuff like i do stuff when i have to no like the yard i was doing because i had bought this cheap lawnmower i was doing i was like i'll do the and then i was like no i'm going to pay a gardener what's the longest something you built lasted is there like something no everything once i do it it's good i've changed stuff on the car i've done you know youtube i just go on there youtube man youtube bro do what you d do with yourself youtube is putting your company's out of business right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right i just don't be wanting it like she confuses my lack of with my want to i'm like no if we needed if i needed to fix something i could fix it i don't want to that's why i delayed and that's why like that house last night i didn't want to do it she was like let's just take it out the bus and i was like no but angle had no christmas yeah she was like they got plenty of stuff let's just put it up now because technically this is for their birthday oh yeah yeah everything i build got like a year and a half date on it it's gonna break no i just get it done it may not be right i think you have to put some tape on it but it's going to get done it's going to work but kitchen table i put that mug together in 2007. it's still there yeah but reminds you the chairs are just breaking down this thing some of my fault i was on them oh yeah you you you were bam bam though broke a lot of my dishes lost some of my tools lost your shoes yeah and it probably only had to be in the room i know i didn't go nowhere i definitely remember breaking some dishes i broke some of yours too jazz is bam bam though a bad dog why are you breaking dishes what are you doing it's not like i'm like you're eating aggressively is it sometimes you fumble bro stabbing the plate that hard is stinks it's probably way more of a drop than me just being like jazz hungry younger having to do the the bill chad you in this phase now having to do the we need this put together face the crib the [ __ ] bed i hate all that once i start working on it i'm all in i'm not it's just me getting to it all right you know and you know women can apply pressure without always applying the pressure but they'd be applying the pressure and then if it gets to the result of them starting to do it cause they just be tired of waiting on you and then they start doing it all right let me get in here right that's what happened last night she went because i was i was cleaning my shoes i was fixing the kids stuff or whatever and i heard her i heard her clinking around i came in i'ma do it yeah just move yeah and then she was like nah i got it and eventually i ended up taking it off it'd be extra loud with the clutch i told her last night i was like you making me sexist i was like i'm trying to be a modern man you can't do certain [ __ ] and yeah i'd be having to do it i was like you you making me sexist so i'll be making little jokes obviously she's like i can't get it in i'm like women [Laughter] doing it wrong the first time for me i know i'm gonna pay somebody to do it after me but i like doing it wrong and see it worked my way and then it fell apart but it worked my way doing it wrong is what makes me mad like i could have to have to go back yeah they go back and then re like wait because last night she was she had did the bass and everything and i'm like yo this piece ain't matching up and i kept looking i'm like this is not right we continue and then it came to the point where that part had to come back around i was like i knew this wasn't right man so i had to go back luckily i just had to move like move apart i was holding like all right put it in put it in put it in close it but i was like if i do something and it's backwards it's backwards bro i gotta do that it bugs me i put a drawer in wrong i'm like well we just can't use that drawers together and one thing didn't come out and it was stuck in the room i was like that's just what it is now just don't use that side use the other side you know what i notice husbands will do too like husbands boyfriends whatever they'll they'll hide it because if the woman comes in and sees her she's gonna make you do it she don't notice it right away she's gonna make you do it why is this lopsided so what they'll do you got the rest of the good stuff your eyes are lopsided you got a lazy eye [Music] and so like i had a friend he recently he was like look at this i broke this but i'm gonna fix it before she see it like he's just gonna do some [ __ ] like make sure but if they noticed it like this ain't mm-hmm this isn't correct even though i ain't trying to do this whole and it's always at the end it's never like in the beginning when it's easy you like you'll finish the whole thing and be like what's this piece yeah and then you need it you're like damn it our crib our creativity when i had izzy's [ __ ] together there was one side that wasn't in it was wobbly and i was like should be fine in the crib i throw extra pieces away well sometimes it's probably not an extra piece but i just throw it away sometimes they come with extra ones because you lose them or something breaks i feel like they put extra pieces in there just to mess with the people dog just to be like yeah that does make me feel like i forgot something dude i got three extra screws yeah but somebody's theirs is like they'll never figure but this is an angry person the accomplishment after is always and they be like feel good about yourself after you put something together yeah like yeah i did that you know because i asked my dad like he did this whole backyard deck he did it himself and i had never known that he was he was happy to tell me he was like yeah you know it wasn't even like you know he wasn't even long-winded about it he was like yeah i did this and cut that and i was like you did all this he was like yeah you know what i'm saying who else gonna do it i had your uncle come in and help me with this thing because you know he went to carpentry school down there at dunbar and i was like oh okay i had no clue and the deck was right he was like i gotta fix this right here and to me i was like it looks great man this is getting old right here i got to change them i always admire people who work with their hands really know how to like my neighbor man he hooked up his backyard yeah and i was looking at mine damn man like the skills and he did like this [ __ ] right you know what i mean and then he had like a whole he got the big house he did his floor did the big couch back there get set up the grills he got like he can host dinner parties back there he did all that and i was just like man yo my dad literally told me uh because we're not in handy i'm not we're not a handy family at all by any means my dad was just like you know son when things go bad you just have to make more money that's chad's an origin story right yeah it's like just make more money started being lazy that's where it came feels like you got to pay for a plumber you gotta you know especially we had the house he was like the cars go down pay for a mechanic you know like if you're not going to put in the work and be handy gotta make more money and i was just like make more money like i just did my whole backyard so it's gonna be dope for like a year and a half i did a fire pit you did this yeah yeah yeah you gotta go get crazy early got the little inflatable uh couches he'll be good for like a year and a half you got to go to chris uh did the fire pit last weekend oh so it's all recent yeah so now you can invite me over for a little all right go ahead we're gonna do it especially it's outside everything is outside i got the theater outside now in the backyard two years later when it's when it's crap again crazy he'll be gone then i just need somewhere where the kids can run around so it's the backyard yeah man we looked at the house this weekend somebody scooped it up oh the one you liked yeah it was a yup cause we went friday man this is great going on because the house we're in now wasn't supposed to be the one we originally wanted one in northbridge and it was uh it was all one level yeah it's nice too you won't you prefer the one level well cody wanted stairs because she's never had stairs i grew up with we had stairs in every house and she was like i want stairs and after five years of stairs she's like i want one level i want the stairs is that because the kids are jumping down them she's probably just getting older going up and down the knees going huh you said you want the stairs i won't stay here why just i want that extra level of just i want i just want the ring the wide it's cool you know it's not a deal breaker i like upstairs being different than the rest upstairs this is the appeal to upstairs is like from the basement like if you're hosting company or whatever yeah that's the no one goes upstairs yeah there's no way it's like a separate like you have no reason to be able to hear them go that stair like where you going yeah bathroom downstairs exactly all at one level they could be in your bedroom oh i made a wrong turn get your penis off my pillows man how are you doing he just slapping it on there my bad i got lost i thought this was a dick pillow that's why there's a thing it's on youtube oh man that's the other room and that house was dope man yeah the upstairs i like the it separates company from family versus the one level like you said you can get lost and then you gotta dick on your pillow yeah i don't think uh i mean it might i'm sure it's happened i'm sure i'm sure somebody's getting them in there i guarantee that's happening smelling the woman yeah i'm looking for the bathroom just in the dirty clothes or even my panties you never know you never know you probably got some people who would be down for that now i bet you i bet you bro i bet you if you why'd you say that envious no no it wasn't idiots is it's how gross people are but i bet you dog if you posted out some drugs you wore i got these tony baker i bet you somebody if they were one i bet you some everybody and they would make jokes too like i wonder if he got some skimmity he probably had pumps [Laughter] you got auctions and drawers off it's about i got tony i'm gonna auction my car if people are girls that's dope when you buying though you buy a new one we'll be buying use well yeah i figured that that's that's just smart oh absolutely but he could still get like a 20 19 20 or something we'll be buying though what are we getting i don't know wait why is you smart only only because of how fast the car depreciates unless you get unless you're buying a class yeah someone told me just buy the car outright so when you sell it you lose less money buying something cash you can always get a cash discount for sure but then you gotta you know come up off that cash but oh you get the cash this guy oh oh anything you buy straight up i always ask for a cash discount okay jewelry whatever no matter what you can go to any any place that's a lot of money [Music] and they make way more money off your cash right cash yeah not a credit okay you come with the cash they win and when you resell your car you get most of it back like i know someone that had a tesla since oh yeah 2015 we sold it and got i feel like you can get you can get good money's worth on those they always expect they're going electric yeah are they yeah they're dropping their first jeep electric car this year is it gonna be hybrid so it's a hummingbird it's probably not gonna go up hills pretty well yeah but uh they dropped me a pound hybrid though electric that's that's just a safer bet yeah but like let me get some gas in here yeah i need that gas just in case it makes me feel safe but plus i want a car i can do road trips in yeah i feel like electric man i don't want to get caught out there yeah i got something that go pretty fast now they're doing like the 10-minute supercharge or the 20-minute supercharger like these things are crazy and they're doing them in the floor where you just pull up over it and it charges your vehicle it's great it's crazy yeah just like how you put your iphone on that little charger it's crazy that's like it's becoming that you know and these in the rains these cars have nowadays bro remember your little electric i got i got it it said i'm gonna go to the store i need to charge up you plug it into the socket you're like what is that not even in the garage guys in his house he had to plug it in no i live in the department unplugged what are you doing man we just playing the game i gotta go to the store man i would take it to work where i could charge at the parking lot i never pay for parking i mean for charging uh and then you can use the uh you can use the hov lane you can use the carpooling it was dope that's i love my bm when i had that oh man it was doper it'd just be me flying past everybody look at these guys suckers it just sucks somewhere besides work where it's like you got to go 60 i had to use the other car yeah i got a charge when i'm almost there oh i had the other car so it wasn't a huge if i knew if i had to do some stuff yeah 18 vehicles not at one time i had two at once for a while i don't like how la's carpool lane is all the time like in the bay our carpool lane is only during rush hours so it's in the morning and everybody's going to work then it's nothing then i think it's three to six or three to seven and then it's gone again yeah l.a carpools all the time ain't nobody on the road right now like why can't i be and there's traffic in the carpool lane yeah there ain't supposed to be no traffic carpool lane ain't even all that man it's not sometimes it is but really now sometimes you like come on man and then sometimes it's god's gift get over there in the carpool lane and you see them passing you like yeah yeah i know they're looking at it you get back over there and then it jams up again every lane i get into is the lane every time clog it up and car if you don't she sees me getting frustrated she don't say nothing cause she'll be like why are you ain't in the car pool so i'll get in the car full and go and i'll scoot over she's like you should just like shut your ass up because i just want i'm a person i just want to get there too i don't like being in the car especially when the kids start i'd be like all right i'm just done i gotta pee we're hungry isn't she over there well i could i could pee i could eat she won't say nothing until the kids started saying well i was hungry i could pee too like going to the bay by myself five hours yeah with them saying i gotta pee i like well i guess well i was hungry too but i didn't i never agree with the children right it's us versus them that's the first thing i never have to [Music] hey man put your little finger in there let it rip my paw paw wouldn't stop for [ __ ] yeah we was driving you throw the thing back there we [Music] driving maybe i did it once i've done it i went to oklahoma i spent it was 18 hour drive i was like i'm going to get there oh yeah of course you got to do a drive now my bladder's weaker now dude had a gallon filled up the gallon throw it away you got to keep a couple gatorade bottles in the car i just don't like that i don't drink gatorade though i don't drink either you don't need a drink with the water bottle you got it i don't drink the water bottle you got to have it at a distance it's just in the stream yeah cause that water pressure get back it's cause the gatorade hole you can just insert it in there you go all the way dump out the gatorade bro just keep the empty bottles yeah you don't have to drink gatorade to happen like i would purposely buy 32 ounce gatorades for the big opening because the regular gatorade i'm like this ain't gonna work like where i get this extra people that's a lot that's why you need the open set so you just like tony said put everything in there you just let it go let it run everything is it the nerves because i don't pee that much in the house it's only bad when you almost fill it up and you're like oh [Laughter] [Music] meanwhile you still driving right lives is at risk i've done it because i bring snacks i'll bring back i do not like i just want to get there i do road trips with people is different right ah it's fun we in here cracking joking when i'm solo i'm like i'm just trying to go i don't even be worried about people driving by trying to look to see what you're doing like yeah tony banker tommy baker was peeing in his car my face and it's just you [Music] [Laughter] smashed in the car while driving yeah yeah yeah yeah that scares me yeah smash man yeah yeah i ain't driving i'm in the driver's seat but i ain't driving you take over the wheel yeah i mean oh you're doing it like that i drove yeah i was in the driver's seat i was just leaning back she liked this then the truckers drive by they'd be like oh yeah 4 miles over the speed limit ain't worth the ticket getting here we go i know i almost crashed before because i said hey i'm not trying to finish you know why they got to the point i just slammed on the game but the turn was going and the turn oh you don't have no speed control oh you're just going one we're dying though 96 miles lose all feeling and everything yeah what a way to go though i can keep it together rather than overdoing it on burgers but the but the head busts off that's what that's what i'm saying parallel parking it was a hand something about the head busters dude but you can handle [Laughter] and he was getting up and the the sheets came with him oh man it's like that head buster he said he pulled the sheet straight off the bed it was in his ass for life he was in his colon when he was he just took the blanket off her and everything when he got it that headbutt's different i can do that and i don't trust the smash sex driving especially some of you it's just the logistics of it yeah they can turn sideways once i get my once they fix the the tesla stuff you know what i mean the mechanical self-driving yeah once they get that target that's easy yeah you got to do it now that's when it's scary i've almost crashed off the head bus before driving yeah that's it's just intense it's intense man put slam on that gas tuck you going though you gotta put it on auto drive give it a crazy now i've never done street i'm always on freeway when all this goes on i've never been parked no i'm talking about while driving oh that's super highway or freeway i've never done it's a little weird stopping that stop signs like that [Laughter] it's yellow should i stop or go through it if it's a headbutt you're going through that light in front of the cop well i guess people do do it on the streets because uh there's been couples that have gotten uh divorces because the the picture comes home oh wow somebody else's march will suck [Laughter] [Laughter] uh yeah i'd be hot bro if i came home when i was a ticket if y'all came home because like like even when our comedy our stand up like we're not clean comics and you'd be like that was so wholesome like i just talked about getting ahead for 30 minutes right but the point you said yeah because i remember this i worked with the girl and everything she said was just raunchy so i remember we were having a head conversation whole everybody it was slow and then she was like yeah when i'm slobbing a dude up we was like god like it just sounded so we was like everybody else was like head or she's right i'm slobbing them up you like fellatio that sounds aggressive yeah you don't look like a fast food dude no i'm not i'm not a fast food dude at all so i'm like what can i cook you on if i don't have time to cook i'm like what's a slightly healthier option that i could possibly give them and then a little spoon be pulling up in the clutch maybe pulling up man with the good stats with the good stats you know i mean it's healthy i don't have a lot of crap in there uh so they it's and it's easy like it comes on their own individual plates too so it's not like i'm like no dishes no dish and i said well i saved the plates you know me i'm gonna get over on these plates so i saved the plates so they eat off these plates regularly and then the meals you just throw them in the toaster oven real quick or the oven or you can microwave them but i don't use the microwave yeah microwave nah it takes the flavor away it won't be it's good it's wet too it's always wet in the microwave so i throw it in the oven and they heat it up and maybe eating it up and i just it's just i don't have to do nothing and then i don't have the time and it's you know it's inexpensive like i said it's cheaper than fast food by far yeah you know i mean if people if you order it now if you get on you get your first fifteen dollars free well not free i guess there's fifteen dollars you know oh that would be three meals for it yeah oh okay yeah the fifteen dollars off three meals free uh you don't have to do nothing just plain don't care about what we doing no and uh yeah if you go to uh little spoon the plane comes down right as we get into the nitty-gritty crop dust they got anxious with a little spoon so yeah man if you just head to the website it's a little spoon dot com slash try slash issues oh and you get that fifteen dollars up you know these three free meals is that the lyric in the song mm-hmm who's that project pack um dj no the other one okay there you go hey you're gonna get to it eventually juicy j dj paul remember dj paul's little hands i'm just about to say i didn't even notice that for years until somebody said it that's what made me write the character in scary because they were like what i was like yeah the the dude serving the food got a baby arm there was a baby i was like look at this dude and he had the little towel over it and they were like he used to always hide it that i never said i don't even notice it and he always has he always had like a thing on it and i thought he just had broke his wrist or something like that and scary movie 2 is what made me put that thing over his arm when he came out with the one that's hilarious like oh everything this dude is doing this yeah this flies right yeah they've been bothering both of them i was going to swat it only the finest that was years ago so how did tahir get involved in that because i said it on wording is hard oh i was like i remember tony doing that all that yeah the dude the dude drew the first picture it was just to hear with a monocle yeah what about me i felt like the mcdonald's brothers but uh are we gonna do some of them questions it's too early for me let's get into it i've seen chad's looking over there ready to do that he was like looking questions yeah what all right here we go i have a question this is from diva a po8 yeah diva i'm gonna cut this apo eight okay um can you talk about the amount of thought you and your partners took when naming your kids was it easy or am i overthinking this process i could start it was easy mm-hmm i didn't name none of them oh wow i kept pushing for junior didn't go through that's all you brought to the table no no alternatives no for junior it was great it wasn't a craig wayne's junior it was junior wayne this is a girl craig i also tried mixing names and just sounding like mixing your names together well craig was bob i was gonna have a mckinnon uh i was going for it mckinney what else you got a mayman no come on charlotte the whole family was like craig sit down right you're out you're not allowed his name fort kirk was oh and four bro that's hilarious yeah i was i tried to mix every family name it just it worked it was like nah mckinnon is he grabbed his briefcase he had all his names in his briefcase it's funny because i had the conversation with him mm-hmm and then you come back to sign the birth certificate and you see what was picked and you're like uh i guess i didn't make it to me another my ideas it's not even like oh okay none of my [ __ ] made the script nope subtle back to the mine was easy my name because we have a family so it was just about picking the k name so we knew it was going to start with the k and cody was cool with the k yeah she didn't really have to do that yeah she was cool did she really have a chance ducati like i didn't really want to do it she she chose all the middle names and she actually chose their names i was like long just start with a k you know i mean it's whatever and then we had like we had made like a list and then we was just going like well so and so it's too many of these i don't want that and so with keelan keelan was almost caden and i was like i don't know if that sounds like a rich snobby white okay i wanted to sound rich katie sounds a little soft though yeah and i was like and then one of her friends i'm just saying it sounds very very man one of her friends had had a baby like a couple months before named kaden and i was like well that's out yeah so then it was keeling and kendrick it was either going to be kendrick or king but i was like t.i son name is king my cousin's middle name is king although that's a lot like so it's a hot thing right now and then i was like kendrick we can call him a bunch of stuff i don't know successful kings yeah i don't know but she chose uh she chose all the middle names but she wished she would have did kelan's middle name different well i'm just saying because [Music] she gave she gave kendrick the latin middle name for her side but what's the middle name uh santana oh okay but uh keelan's is jackson and she was like i should have gave him black [Laughter] even when i look at andrew jackson i'm like you black so now the name actually wasn't even a big the jacksons no i'm saying it was really easy and then that was it she chose i was just like all right cool chad's what you doing um well i've had izzy's name since i was in like middle school high school i knew it was going to be isabella marie i knew if i had a daughter it was going to be isabella marie the middle name already yeah isabella marie so a lot of a lot of the girls in our family have the middle name marie okay okay she had just passed so you know i want to make sure i stay um isabel i don't know just how does he i thought of izzy is he belly he's already with the nickname first i had it i had i had uh i didn't see what is it but what did you see in middle school that was like isabella nobody yeah i just i just knew that i just knew that uh growing up i had the only usually i had the only name with a z in there and i thought that was cool so then i was just like i just want her name to be isabella has an s no i spell i z that is a very uh it's popular her name is payable does he yeah yeah i don't know i didn't know that yeah i mean uh that's the first why that's probably how some somebody but it's the first way i saw isabella sweat this is a z i didn't know it was an essential years later that people usually spot it with the s i think the queen of spain was like isabella and that's the first time i saw it with an s so whoever i met and it was a black isabella i'm sure with the z in there for the show right but that was the first time i saw it so then uh i was like oh great i was like uh isabella is that's the name so i just had it for the longest and then if i had another kid it was going to be a z in there somewhere did you have a boy named cued up well you just had the daughter we talked about a lot of different things um isaiah with a z no uh we talked about chazz i wasn't too keen on having it to be uh the junior yeah i was like maybe my middle name but not my first name um beethoven i heard it on the beat i don't know isn't that a song or something that's a producer yeah you do a lot of gucci man if you're on if you're if you're a producer they told me it's dope a junior me neither i never i never wanted it i just remember my brother felt like he he uh he was saying he's a junior he was just like i felt like i had to live up to being just like him you know he was like i never felt like i got to be me so i was like all right well no i just didn't want my name to die you'd be like whoever you know there's gonna be plenty of crazy craigs plenty of craigslist and they was dead on the route how about craig nah man that's south and and then the wayne's name is never the commission said the name we didn't have a whole lot of boys i remember i joked about having uh this is when black panther was coming out so i was like oh chasm into chazza right okay i was i was purely joking yovanna was like i kind of like it no no i was like i'm just joking she's like but you guys initials would be ctr and i was like i can't have my kid named terchaza the word like we just can't do that so you just always knew you was having a girl no i just knew i had that name ready if i had a girl i had a daughter named queued up before the boy named what was her name the the name i liked for a girl was alessandra shantae alessandra that was the name uh i always like the name i like the name alessandro because uh i saw one of the actors in the movie face-off that was his name the the actor that played nicholas cage's brother yeah his real name was alessandro i was like man that's a dope name it's like a fancy alexander and i always like the name alexander and that's my brother's middle name and so i was like alessandra and then shantae is you know just a dope name and it means what sing after sean tate wayne's saying i didn't know shantae at the time but it's more like shantae like shantae moore like shantae moore and so i'm like we like yeah we ever have a girl this and then uh if i have a boy i'm gonna name him isabella now i'm gonna just gonna switch this cheese i'm just gonna switch somebody off the top never do business with isabello man sounds like an italian restaurant definitely sounds like a venue um and then with the boys uh i just created serene from two two different words because i like the sound that was certain and rain and what they mean and so i was like yeah that was the thing it was like nobody got there and it fits it don't seem hood at all i swear though yeah and i didn't want that extra you know mine sounded hood i i i see why i didn't get no name in there i ain't dumb serene and then sincere was just you know the definition of the word i always like to sincerely always like that's always like adding that it sounds like and then i just gave him the c because you know we all me and my uh ex-wife her middle name starts with the c my middle name starts with c sounds like the c was the how much how much does the name mean because i know homegirl said is she overthinking this i'm like you know like i've seen people with with horrible names do dope stuff right but you also see the lebrons and the kobes and you go like oh well these people have names that mean something you know they become special now you know what i mean because they're so unique and then you see a bunch of kobe's and there's a bunch of shacks now you know what i mean yes i was like always a dope name to me though what is shaquille oh yeah oh yeah but when the people become big yeah there's the fluctuations of lebron's and michael j like so there's so many microphones michael jackson's so many first name jordan that's what my daughter's name is right yeah there's so many questions and then i see i see way more kobe's coming up you know and then there's a shaquille who's hooping right now somewhere you know so there's a lot more bryant's coming up because they were like oh because brian used to be like uh brian gumbel that was only where we were all right we found him in the community right and then after kobe they was like man my soul named brian yeah so you know my thing is like yeah pick a because i felt like i i thought isabella was unique and then i found out it was like one of the most popular names and i was like god damn it isabella rossolini but i never i never knew anything so i never knew any growing up but then even like my name was chaz i see more chassis now and you know the older i get i'm like how's more there's more chassis around yeah there was no chads in the blackness but there was no chassis you know what i mean yeah i didn't know anything but i see i see a cup i see more now i and i find them and i go like fellow black chess there's six four of us that i found my mom says his name is yeah that's what he goes but i'm the only jasmine i know uh the jasmine i thought it was short for charles most people yeah because some people every once in a while older white dudes but hey chuck and i'm like oh no good sir it's actually chad it is forced the nickname on you two names mixed together jasmine or is that like no my mom uh for some i don't know where she got chess from oh oh she got chest from like a i guess it was some cologne bottle back in the day and she was like i just love the way it looked and she's like i just added [Laughter] so then it was you know my brother's name is keith and i was like i got a solid normal name and yeah that's your brother name and then i got it so then yeah then i got chasm and it was just like all right and then i hated it growing up it was you know i liked it more you had a period where you didn't like your name bro i heard i never had that period chad's the spazz and then i had to fight ch chad's the chasmanian i wasn't so mad at that one because it was like tasmanian like you made that up yeah did the white school with the nails no the people when you're a kid bro anything that rhymes becomes part of your name you know what i mean you wasn't lancing with that i know you would well but blanching has black people but she was tony i was like i was predominantly black [Music] or cragging himself what up cracking them said craig no it's just crazy that's hilarious what rhymes with craig remember sanders was neon dion for a minute for a prime well he was always primed but yeah so they'd be like anthony my whole school career up until a certain point when did tony become i think uh i feel like i feel like i wasn't tony until college somebody at home like i knew that was anthony cause i went they call me tony at home and like you know when i'm hanging with friends well even my friends call me anthony and then but at home it was tony tony tony so you know in school you know when they do a roll call anthony you know i ain't being like call me tell me yeah it's whatever and so in college i'm just introducing myself as tony because that's who i was at home and so just be like so what if somebody called you anthony now does anybody do it no yeah no because i'm saying your family already called you tony nobody have a reason to call you anthony i guess yeah cause it's like uh cause they they they don't see me there's no introduction there's tony yeah because in college they're not doing roll call no more you're just in there where you ain't right they don't even care yeah so it's like uh so i'll just be like tony and that's how i just turned in there and for me for acting purposes i wanted my name short and quick tony baker right it's easy to say yes quick you know what i'm saying so i'll be looking at the biggest stuff now it's kind of changing now because names are getting more you know complicated right well you look at the big stars brad pitt tom cruise it's like tom hanks easy to say i think i should go by craig viathan williams make it longer and make change i'm never mad at craig mike that's why they didn't let you pick names this is why this is the exact reason all right we'll call you powerful because greg because craig is such a big's neighbor hey how you doing man my name is craig you're like you can't go wrong with that straight gregory they called me gregory i'll be calling him craig and they'll call him crazy craig craig i never really cared tough about the first name because my last name is so unique mm-hmm i was just like hey they're gonna be known for the last anyway like it's just yeah like i'm the only kion poli on earth because of the two there's other kions yeah is that the poet is the only one with his name on earth like our last name makes everything unique anyway so i'm just like oh really yeah i don't need no crazy first name for them to be unique y'all got those unique last names yeah i don't but i like it though but but people our last names get butchered though for some time that's the thing i'm a wayman's waiting uh yeah they can't work and for y'all i'm always shocked that people mess it up because you guys the last name is famous like oh you look at his last name like chappelle that is a different last name right but he's so famous everybody knows how to say it now i don't understand how their name still gets messed up kelly wayne and weymouth and weaning how william some people just and then mine people don't they're not re they don't even try they're not reading because it's p-o-l-e-e and they'd be like pole and i'm like now we all know how pole is spelt why pooly we know how pool is spelled it's two o's right have one you're not trying i get and now that when key and peel got popular key on peel there's no e in the front there's they're just they just say whatever the hell they want some people are dyslexic man some people aren't i mean somehow so that happens i don't think the masses are though no no but as much as it's been butchered my entire life it's tough when you see it's intimidating it's simple to you but when you look at it is that especially when they come to you you know all the dialogue but not because they be trying not to overextend so they go for the familiar pole nah lee ah man i was gonna say that but i appreciate all the people who would be like your last name is poli right and i'd be like yeah they'd be like like it's spelled right everybody yes yeah like the people who do that i'd be like you know what do you want free hoodie what are you what yes they play you seem simple enough like everybody's every time somebody does that i'm like i like you names are scary man tony backer you're like no they're just they always call me barker sometimes like how there's no other then a whole nother letter okay baker yeah they brought me to the stage tony barker i'm like all right hey guys [Laughter] you know what i'm saying we always be on here talking about you know people get mad at me sam not empathetic sympathetic you too wrong no chaser yadda yadda yeah and i i feel what people are saying yeah i definitely get it you know something i'm working on or whatever uh and i get people be in different moods sometimes you're down sometimes you're up you know you can't be happy all the time that's just what it is even the best of them get down right but for those who do and you don't have anybody to talk to or anything like that uh you should look at better help better health better better help oh better health yeah hdc i thought he was talking to me sunglasses are crying for help right they are it's nice outside me and chad's are hurting i am hurting oh jazz is big hurting back yeah what they do is they assess your needs and they match with your own licensed professional therapist mm-hmm all right so you can start communicating under 48 hours it's not a crisis hotline not a self-help center because you know a lot of people be looking for like that it's not that it's just professional counseling you just call them this phone all on the phone a broad range of expertise available when you're not you know local or area just phone call somebody just you know that's easy man yeah yeah sometimes you talk to somebody you just need to talk to somebody yeah right because the crisis is different it's like that's that's an emergency where we can maybe prevent the emergency yes if you just get to talk and it's always harder to talk to people you know sometimes because that might come with extra batteries and then you know it just don't go well but professional on the outside looking in you know they ain't got no dog in the fight so this is right i'm really here to just listen yeah you know that's key uh so what you can do guys um you can go to visit their website you can look at testimonials too if you don't believe us or whatever you can look at testimonials and go to betterhelp.com issues that's better help h-e-l-p uh and join over a million people who have taken advantage of this that's a lot that's a lot of people that's a lot of people uh a lot of help there's so many people actually using it now that they're recruiting uh more counselors in all 50 states so they hiring for counseling yeah oh and we might be able to get a job in healthcare i definitely would not i would be trashed i'm not calling you dc i would give good advice i think dc via she'd probably be solid i would be trash they'd be like well get over it yeah what you're whining about i just don't get it i just don't get it i don't know dc might be like i understand what's your bank routing number oh you got to pay up man yeah i know you're in crisis where's my money at definitely definitely but you know right now there's a special offer so listeners get uh up to ten percent you get ten percent off on the first month at betterhelp.com slash issues you gotta use the promo code slash issue you get two percent but check it out you know y'all if you need to you need somebody to talk to you should check it out yeah i won't be on there so don't worry about it greg would be good on there oh yeah oh yeah mcgee giving advice [Laughter] hey guys uh let's do another question another question what are we at cam on time [Music] i use my full name as for writing like jasmine t rodgers i use that on scripts and stuff like that that sounds like that that's my cool stuff i like this question it ain't got nothing to do with being dancing nelson oh yeah you're right [Laughter] oh wait you know what he asked another question that was good hold on i recognize his profile i like this question i like it sitting here on my wrong craig i was trying to save this question for another episode i'm gonna d.c to child man on that one all right uh dwayne custer asks drew hill versus tony tony tony who you all got do we get to put throw raphael sadiq's album in there too all his and i would say yeah uh what's the group he did with the girl with dawn and uh lucy pearl yeah do we get the lucy pearl oh man that's easy i'm going with tony tony tony feel good it feels good yeah i love that song and it really feels good i love that ring [Music] yeah what you got i know where keon gotta go he has to ah yeah yeah he ain't gonna betray the baby kion's going drew hill because we're the same age and that was your air ups because when that came out i was doing this you knew into the dragon was fire so here's the thing this is why people always ask why i'm such a r b head my auntie lived with us when uh when i was little she's only 12 years older than me so she came up on pop mary j high five like that was her error was the night so she was all janet like she was always listening to that all the time yeah tony tony tony so i was such an r b head because of her because she was bumping it all the time so even though that stuff wasn't like my era the late 80s earlier i'm six but i still was i was heavy in it because that's all she did she drove us around she's you know so you're singing r b in kindergarten like that that's my era but you know what i'm saying anniversary and feels good and never lay your head on my pillow that's my joint it never rains man yeah i mean so it's like whatever you want that when when ludacris dropped that and then put that back in there i was like whatever you mean whatever so what you're going to go with i don't know i'll come come back what no man take your sweater off so drew hill uh is an easy one for me because for one it was in my it was in my the late 90s early 2000s was my my [ __ ] and then uh ain't the song angel um you're my angel it was on i was not a big song my star repents on the first one good question first one we've been to hell together oh you know why that one didn't hit because what's his name led that one and no one cared and no one could but what did he do woody or no one of them and nobody no no i think it was it jess because james had the second best voice to me yeah like that i remember woody's voice but it was the song's kind of boring though it's not it's not very boring it's not boring we're talking about before you're singing it right now i'm bored well i can't sing uh for one so but that song angel was like it was a song uh we used for uh homecoming court and so and then i was i wasn't big into like r b at all so it was that song was my first real intro girl attached to this movie well yeah but only because yeah you asked me so we had to rehearse that song often you know before the homecoming court and then across the room so then i was like no the girl's not attached but then i was like yo wait so what's this i'm like y'all know you don't know true hill and i was like [Music] then i had to go dive in drew hill and then you know of course the whole the other class so then drew hill been my go-to smash album and this is the first album yeah yeah i think of what your age is compared to their album because end of the year came out you know we were in high school 99 definitely in high school and then and then when the thong song came out i was like 2001 2002 maybe i think because they're cause i remember they had the how deep is your love was for rush hour and i was like in 10th grade so that was for the first hour first rush hour was nineteen it was supposed to be 03. so i was on three they dropped the 97 i think they hit the 97th because rush hour was 98 which i was 19. and they were already out before how did you love for me so yeah no and then so so you know after that it was just like i was like oh true hill i was like these guys were they they were r b of course you know i knew guy i knew shy you know these other cats but they they were the error and then when cisco dropped uh well into the into the dragon in general i was kind of like yo he was killing it it's the thong song got you no no and uh cause this song what was invinci uh invisible no incompletely completely complete then i was just like oh man these are my guys now you know what i'm saying because incomplete was super dope cisco was special man yeah i mean it is i mean i didn't want to say it like he was dead right he just really just like he gave you 100 [Music] yeah he was a full showman man it was just like this dude right here he was doing cartwheels on top of a bus yeah and it was like sometimes i wonder if he didn't do the hair thing would he have been as big because that's what made him stand out like there were people in high school that were dying their hair right yeah because like it was an extra element of just like yeah but i think his voice is like his dancing ability he was short he looked like cisco and he had the blonde just like cisco yeah when cisco did the platinum he changed it to play so his name was cisco all of high school of course of course he probably still does whatever cisco's doing right now i'm definitely going to uh for me it's easy because uh you know uh that that feels good that's when because i heard hey little walter before but i didn't really put put a group to it i was just like oh okay it was hey i feel like i was hearing it a lot in the city and then feels good i'm like yo i love this song yeah they did this album and then it was like the other songs they had on there too and i was just like man this is this is quality stuff and then when sons of soul hit i couldn't stop listening to that album it's like anniversary if i had no loot uh lay your head on my pillow and i was just like man this and the instrumentation and that might be my favorite when they extend it with just the instrumentation i was just like these cats man i was just like this is a band yeah and then and then i feel like drew hill was also more hip-hop also i felt like it was just different at that time like it they could sing though you know it was dope okay let me finish me oh yeah yeah that's my moment get it anthony so uh anthony in my defense when chad cut you off i thought you was done i did too i i was going through the timeline of tony tony sorry and then cause sons of soul was like 92 and so i was all in and i had the cd and then they did house of music which was like old school throwback r b that was the whole vibe of that and then the solo stuff rafael was doing that all i asked of you in the higher learning soundtrack i was like man that's all i ask of you and then i was like man these dudes is just and so um so then drew hill pops 97 i'm just like yo okay i like this and then the second album came out and i was listening to the songs here and there that song with method man was probably my favorite and then uh you know cisco killed but you know they had the lucy pearl tony tony tony had that going and rafael sadiq's solo albums i was like he's one of my favorite musicians so this tone for me all day all right i'm gonna go with tony tony tom okay but i think i have played drew hill's first two albums more because that's just what i grew up on but when it comes to like as we're going through the songs yeah drew hill songs i love them but the vibe from tony if you can't hear it in the club this one dog song first experience in cancun when thongs was hot for two years straight bro so that feelings you have i have for hot in here because i was a senior in high school that song dropped i'll never forget we were on our senior trip that song dropped i hadn't heard it yet and it dropped and everybody started stripping at the club and i was like they when he said take off everybody just start taking my clothes like [Music] trip we were done everybody was like we're we're graduating next week and it was just it was just wild we met these girls i don't know lincoln high school san diego lincoln high school never forget i judged that school for years though y'all got some [ __ ] the hard [ __ ] that was one of my best cancun trips that's a trip we've seen the thong we seen uh uh there's i seen the most beautiful girl that i've seen in the wild she was in the pool and uh she got out in slow motion like that right she went under it came up and we was like oh [ __ ] it was beyonce at 17. but she was built like she was grown i was only 19 but she was built like oh oh you didn't know it was her no until she came up later but at that time he was like man that's the best looking girl i've seen in a long ass time and she said marco it was like oh she's a kid she's a kid he was only two years older at that time bro he was gigging dion knew every every single what song was it it had to tell me it was the entire there was two i think it was a whole drew hill album and most of the cisco song off of uh into the dragon dion was in bro i love that song if he was doing dance steps it had to be tell me that's the one everybody remember no because there was dance steps in wichita too the one they did for soul food we're not making love anymore they did it [Music] [Laughter] favorite song by each tony telling tony andrew this is tough meeting in my bedroom really yeah i love it the slow or the remix the slow it has to be that and uh has to be uh feels good there's so many people there's so many wait i know what you mean you said media in my bedroom my bedroom was silk but you're thinking of uh somebody sleeping in my bed yeah somebody's sleeping the remakes of the reds that's he said the original original yeah and then for tony tony tony it feels good feels good feels good there's so many tony tony tonys i'm just going to grab a tony tony i got so many times i have so many different moments with tony man pause i'm going to just go with anniversary just because it was so because i remember i'm gonna go i'm gonna pick anniversary because even though it could be tied and stuff man look all i ask of you is just i love this man you can name like five songs like man i'm gonna go with anniversary just because when i first heard it on the cd they had all that extra meat on it that blew me away and i was just like and then it came back around the bk i was like my head exploded my favorite part on that one he's like first [Music] then the violins came back in uh it's real music man they were killing on that song i'm gonna go with the anniversary now that you said that [ __ ] man that extra it blew me away because i didn't expect it because i was just used to the video version they chopped it off for three minutes and some change i was like what's this extra meat he's like this extra six man i was an andrew hill uh drew hill uh i'm gonna go with that that method man song uh if you to dance if you want to dance if you want to remember that song [Music] yeah i'm gonna go with that one all right i'm gonna go with i think i have to go lay your head on my pillow i just love my pen just love [Music] drew hill i actually have to go with the angel the song i just showed you hello i love beauty but no uh probably have to go with uh i'm trying to go i can't think of it i'm trying to go over it on the first album a second it's on the first i believe is it single or just one of the no it's just is a real love song bro i think i'm sure it was a great song that's a great singer we joined in which has a good voice knocking that i'm trying to get to the chorus you know the time this is your favorite song was it five steps because every time i'm about to get to the chorus somebody asked me about the question are the things [Music] beauty is a great song um i feel like chaz don't know no tony tony tony rick i don't know a whole lot i mean i know because here's the thing also when as you guys sing them i'm like oh that's tony's hundreds on it i was like oh was that talking to you i think we introduced him to something totally right no but then as you say the songs are like oh i know these songs i never knew that was i know and i only knew raphael sadiq i can't tell you any other the cats from tony tony i don't know brother dwayne yeah but i'm like right that's uh dwayne wiggins and what was the third guy's name i always forget his name um i'm definitely probably going to go with um chess cheese right now he's scrolling how you looking and you don't know you're looking at it wait let me tell you what i just did uh in my head i was on track and switched to another song and i was like oh [ __ ] now i gotta start over i was in there and i went to the next track i was like ah jimmy eat this up man cause we i do love album came out that he said that was not me thank you leonard you said it's on the first album i'm looking and i'm looking what you said these other times and uh what's the tone it feels good all along sounds amazing all along alone yeah all right all along it's one of my favorite ones i'm gonna go download the tony tony tony essentials all alone is uh yes they got a christmas spirit [Music] [Music] this is what we do is the name of the dru hill song i was talking about featuring method this is what we do shout out to cisco's hand placement on the first two albums he got his hand wide on the table and in the second album he's got a hand wide like this he giving you the presentation in the steel photo this is how dedicated i like that you love people's hand movements oh hands man the captain of the hand army yourself man hands are very important very important i had a dream i had my hands cut off and my stand up wasn't the same because i couldn't use i talked with my hands like i talked about my hands a lot when i was trying to do like certain jokes like it was just nubs but i was killing because i had acknowledged the nubs and i got on get it all right we out of here man how far you know we can have now yeah oh we right on the nose we out of here y'all got time for more questions no we don't that's that comedic timing people we always know where we're at time-wise that's what you said sick of it man listen anyways if you got any questions for us ask us in the comments section on the youtube page we'll tackle them on the show if chas can never get them together before the show we could be more structured with the questions you know what i'm saying but then yeah thank you tony appreciate the questions on time you're fine with them you can hear me saying i appreciate it for the more i look up for the course tony you got anything to push oh it's always something to push i'm i'm sorry y'all i'm always pushing something down right through sorry because i'm tired of myself pushing stuff down uh tony baker and friends live december 18th that would be by the time you're seeing this tomorrow get your ticket click the link in my bio on the instagram it will be absolutely yeah whatever city you're in you can see the show live as it's happening if you can't make it at the exact time you got 24 hours to watch the show we got reuben paul gina yesterday kev on stage ryan taylor and coco brown i didn't know the lineup though i don't know why i didn't know that's the line fire line up yo yeah it's gonna be a good time uh so get your tickets now um i noticed y'all been buying them more and more as the days gets closer so i appreciate everybody's bought one so far so that's the main thing so yeah what i'm saying what's the free code ivana bought a ticket i was very upset what's the word the free code ain't no free that's not no i'm saying cause javonna bought when i was like what you buying it for i was like this is tony give us some free code to support she's buying it and she's always doing that i'm sick of that why you always supporting me man shout out to yo chad's wife she'll be supporting she'll be the whole comedy fan she'll be posting about my show on her page i love chad's just like so what's the free code shout out to chad's wife though man you know what i'm saying appreciate you did she watch that issue even more support man that's what's up man i wa well i look at the comments i talked to y'all i've been here what i'm gonna watch it for i was here you got anything to promote anything no no yeah uh now that i'm looking at it yeah sneaking up so this drops so two weeks from now i will be in phoenix arizona at the house of comedy i'm actually there from the 30th to the fourth but the two weeks from now is new year's eve so i have shows on new year's eve from then on uh also i got the red hoodie on today the red hella hoodie on these are gone uh via christmas some sizes already sold out i told y'all the reds are just limited time once they go on they're gone i'm not restocking those or nothing black ones are always available uh let me buy one man well it's on my website now so i can't stop you now oh they're on my website now guys my first page is up my merch page is up you can just go click there's no more cash advent it's just up yeah it's done uh i won't have known it's me and then what's your site what's the site kionpoli.com guys you can get all my stuff so you see my tour dates you can see all that [Music] poll and then uh keon's all-star teams drops every tuesdays on my youtube thank you all for pulling up the numbers get better every week you guys are watching you guys are going insane in the comments the arguing is hilarious uh make sure y'all check out this week's episode which was uh things that make uh functions go left out of black function sorry things that things that can go left out of black function sorry [ __ ] [ __ ] on there so it was a lot of [ __ ] you know yes it was it was probably my favorite episode it was insane it was on there so yeah just check that out and thank y'all for everything yes gregory uh we'll be talking about stuff i have coming next year i'm working on it now so i'm going it won't be air until next year so don't miss right yeah um as usual man thank you all so much for supporting daddy issues share with your friends and family you know what i'm saying don't forget to like share and subscribe and all that well you probably already subscribed but if you didn't hit that subscribe button hit it anyway make sure you subscribe to kion's page also if you haven't already and as usual we out here

Channel: Tony Baker

Views: 31,075

Keywords: daddy issues, daddy, issues, Tony Baker, Craig Wayans, Chaz Rodgers, dc ervin, keon polee, fatherhood, black fathers, black dads, kids, black children, children, raising kids, teenagers, raising teens

Id: 30IOa5VwD3w

Length: 95min 23sec (5723 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 17 2020