Being Drunk is a Hassle - Daddy Issues

i got some uh spiders i don't like the new uno spider i don't know i was like nowhere to be like i know uh instead of draw forwards draw ten or more yeah i don't like it [Music] yeah goldfish i hate this game go fish these ain't playing cards since he was five yeah more speed i did i just love speed speed speed is a good time but man uno is a way of life bro it's just me they changed it go that way the disrespect it's too personal bro it's a good time i take uno way too personally because someone's like draw for your blood all right all right and then they hit you with another one that's why you challenge them wonder what on the driver challenge rule that way you won't get hit with a draw four just cuz what's the challenge i know people challenge is like if somebody plays a draw four on you but they had the color that was already down there you can challenge like you got a blue in your hand and if they do i like carl a bluff they take it back and then they draw full moon wait but can't you play draw for it whenever you want to no no i thought you can get you can you can play it if you want to because some people don't challenge like that oh he knows if you know somebody's gonna challenge you you better you better so what's the new what's bad about that wow wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you play wow that's like hey hold on now because that defeats the you know just hitting you just because yeah so whatever somebody got 18 cards in their hand they play a draw four i feel you mean to tell me you ain't got no blue i thought you could play that draw for whenever you want to change the color i thought it was like a wild bonus i didn't know it was a challenge the victim it gives the victims an extra layer of protection ah i challenge you but if you lose the challenge you gotta drop six oh snap is that in the rule book yeah you know been putting out oh yeah they do the stacking with you could drop like eight gas stacking's that boost [Laughter] [ __ ] you can't stand who are you talking to and the color's green i raised you did you hit you with the draw i challenge you you can't challenge your mind all right anyway we are back with another episode of daddy issues fell off no i'm laughing because what i said i was gonna do yesterday so i started laughing yes after we watched the movie oh yeah yeah yo so we talking about this movie american skin you don't get a pen pam [Music] because american skin was good american skin was it good you have to watch it american skin is like a a must watch if you care about anything that's been happening right in the world today especially as black fathers right yeah it is which is all us any any any uh choked up moments oh oh man i was wet i had to pause it like 25 minutes in i just had to go text y'all tony had to watch it because it was like it was heavy all right pause did cody was like i just need a break wow and i was like all right because i was but i was like she was like need a break but i was just like the whole time she took a break but i was just going to take it like no wow i can't watch that with the wife and mom then i gotta watch that by myself it's tough who directed it they can't get it nate parker oh they did it he wrote and directed it and and acted in it too wow amazon prime amazon uh he commented so he he's trying to get it out if you don't follow me enough i was like what's he commenting so he's it's on you know vulu amazon pri itunes anywhere you can buy buy a stream it's on there oh wow shout out nate did your thing frank i'm gonna go back to french too because i took french uh one and two in high school i was in french club and everything i just want to be able to let's see what happened like i just wanna you didn't take the senior trip to france you know what we didn't i don't know if they did i i didn't go i was scared to fly so it wasn't even an option i was like i'm cool on the trip hilarious i didn't fly until i was a grown man i was 20 something first time 20 something i was i already had kids and everything oh wow i think the first time i ever flew was like 2003. yeah just driving everywhere yeah yeah yeah oh they drive train yeah earlier yeah i was john madden out here i was terrified too no because they used to send us to l.a for the summers to you know my grandparents house cousin's house what not and they throw us on the plane back then you know you you could walk your kids up to the gate walk your head a whole damn whole day go on the plane them in the city all right joe so they would give us food and then walk us on the plane they'd give us a little pilot sit us in the front you know what i mean then when we got off the plane my grandma was waiting there we and it was we were doing that like yeah we were doing that my parents were sending us to mississippi yeah stay with my girlfriend just put your ass on a plane and get lane yeah yeah it's coming to l.a you get that uh little stewardess to watch you yeah for that little twenty yeah it's a little personal yeah your little personal story is she just living lavishly because the only time we had to take the train was when my grandma was riding with us because she was scared to fly so we got to take trains we didn't like it because the plane we just be like and we felt like independent like we on the plane by ourselves right look at my wings you see my wings and i remember i would purposely like they would go to mcdonald's before so we had some food but i would purposely not eat until i got on the plane i like to feel like i'm eating in the air oh yeah thinking up the entire plane with the quarter pounders the whole plane stink but i'm just like you see me out here was that your favorite mcdonald's burger the quarterback whatever the biggest thing was at the time is what i ate like remember during the olympics the dream team olympics they came out with a triple quarter pounder that's what i was eating hey quarter pounder was my go-to quarterback youth craig no there's always mcnuggets he said it like just judge me if you wanted to judge me yeah it was mcnuggets i was always in a crispy chicken and i was like i remember that you could tell i mean that's how long that's been i remember for the longest and then that was just cliched and once i could do is either tenders or crispy chicken the mick chicken i don't even remember even you came out later yeah i just remember like if i had to i mean you asked me what my go-to was if it wasn't a happy meal then it was i just remembered like doing the nuggets and make chicken because i remember when even later on when you could get 20 nuggets we was uh disgusting you're a burger guys oh that's what it is he's not a burger again oh you're not no i'm not a big burger guy yeah i was i love burgers out here we have meaty meat burgers mo better meeting me eating meatballs man that sounds like clog that sounds like colon cancer meaty meat burger bacon egg burger yeah egg on the burger is surprisingly good yeah really very surprisingly good i used to get that at red i'd rather do chicken if i had the meat of choices chicken over everything well yeah me too well actually it's ribs it's ribs over everything but they don't just put the ribs on the sandwich just like that let me get the ribs bro if i could come up and pull it back is pretty much a rib sandwich they just take it off the bone right the pulled pork no i think it's it's pork it's coming from the pulled pork is from pork butter oh okay i want them ribs though yo ribs if i could pull up let me get a half rack you know you like the it's the same meat in a hungry man yeah i never knew i never had it because i was like what in the hell is a salisbury i was like this is a salisbury i don't know it wasn't berry sauce yeah oh okay it was like gravy a hamburger patty with sauce on it yeah that's all it is now no bun no sauce berries you remember the mcdmt yeah mcdonald's like it came in it came in a little container you fold it over mcblt they had lettuce tomato uh it wasn't good i liked it it was a bacon yeah and then i remember bacon on it that's what i'm saying what meat was on there what's the default oh it was just hamburger oh okay but the thing was they had like a separate so when you get the container this side was the bun oh yeah tomato you put it together yourself oh so it will stay fresh so you wouldn't get soggy okay his life when i was a kid oh man that wasn't even mcdonald's life until college that's when like after college is when my whole the mcd everything changed that's where your stomach gets soft no i think it's when i realized it's not going to come off like it used to then i stopped eating and then i couldn't go back because my stomach couldn't adjust no you figured that out early well because i was like yeah that's early college after after uh season was over my senior year i was like this is the first time in my life since i was seven i don't have to do anything oh you mean late college yeah okay so then i was like okay well i'm just gonna live like everybody else and when i tell you i had a gut in three months and i was like oh okay i can't you don't want to do it you don't work like this right like you know so i just shut all that down but and then when i tried to come back like i got sick you guys went to diversity in san diego i know chad's there yeah san diego so there was a mcdonald's across the street remember that i do remember i went there and got the breakfast and the reason why nobody saw me that day because i kept having to go to denny's club [ __ ] is that the one we slept outside that was phoenix i think a lot of people don't slip outside san diego some people too yeah and [ __ ] me tony which one we were in l.a when we were up at like 4 a.m or something oh man we was out was it a preparedness [Music] then we try to like sleep in the car but we didn't want the line to get too long yeah yeah but yeah yeah we were with comrel and ralph yep sam camro shout out and ralph i don't know a lot of rocks this was uh what year was that did you win it no i i i i replaced though yeah oh that was before okay that's the one that got me into the right is that the one that got you to the comedy store one the final yeah okay that was the one in san fran we had to go to san fran forward at the punch line yeah it's always good when somebody you went with do uh get on get over it oh bro for the most part it was a dope day and sam made it yeah and so the four of us all made it past that first round so we were hyped yeah we were just all like oh you know made it faster than that that's when we got the shelter from old girl from home girl because you got to come the next night yeah yeah yeah she was and i forgot her name she was an angel yeah man she was an angel man she let all of [ __ ] she didn't know she knew i think she knew ralph she's around that was it and then she let the three i'm in there talking in my sleep right now this is all in the same room she was a cool super dope asian chick yeah san francisco save this man if you're out there mate thank you tell me he's got some money for you yeah tony has made it he can pay you back for that night now right that was a fun trip though is good when everybody made it that's bad that's when that lady coughed that she just stepped out on the block that's where cove started it was that moment at least all y'all made it we did phoenix four of us rolled up three of us made it yeah the next round and the one that didn't he's gotta hang out i'm ready to go yeah they wouldn't take that they're ready to get a helicopter i want everybody to buy man this is trap but i was like your set wasn't good right i never made it to the finals and two of the years i was like i should have made it but i realized like when i saw who was being pushed i was like oh it's one of those we're like they already had we know this person you know because i was like the second round you know you did the two minute yeah i had worked it out murdered a second i was like i'm waiting on the call like we gotta stay guys but i'm gonna make this and they was like no name i was like i'll never do this [ __ ] again and this set up like high school sports oh yeah you look at the list checking the list see if you made a cut all right i made it to the final night that in seattle the one year nobody else came with me bums uh no one else came but i was upset that was the time we went that was after we went all together probably yeah oh yeah after that for sure but you're over again uh you know my brother was living up there at the time so i flew up there and stayed with him and then uh because nobody else was coming so i remember chad's calling he's like dc you come out i ain't going to that [ __ ] the first time was in san diego at the comedy palace that's uh i advanced to the next round but then i didn't advance to the finals and then then next year they're saying and that's when i went to the finals i think i did three i did four i think yeah i think i did three i did the first one was probably san diego in seattle and then phoenix was my last one i did phoenix my last one was sf and i only did the city because i got you know you can get second round automatically so i got that and i was like oh see you know you walk in i have an appointment thank you yeah i'm feeling all right yeah second round automatically you remember when people were doing that yeah you got an appointment oh yeah so i remember because i remember uh clayton walked in in phoenix and we was like how are you just in the second round huh you know yeah nigga's gonna say that yeah they ain't gonna stay nice so the reason i got um you know i'm from the bay so the lady who runs the punch line already had put me in the second round yeah but that's it i ain't gonna lie i was like well it it you had the four people in there and i think when they didn't laugh at the first one i was just like [ __ ] this mm-hmm and i could tell like just the rest of my said i was like all right y'all ain't laughing at this i'm done you only got two minutes too right two minutes two minutes is no time at all two minutes would make me panic right now yeah two months oh get my feet together two minutes we still like okay that's two minutes right remember when i was long like five minutes was long yeah and then now five you still like you ain't even took off your jacket yet you sipped your water move the stool around yeah i take a long time dc wave y'all haven't seen dc irvin up his drinks he feels like he's clocking in for work he lays his clothes out he's scrambling his eggs i [Music] i'm sorry they probably i wonder what they'd be thinking because they don't know him yet what is he doing and then he proceeds to kill him it's crazy i've never seen that people come up hey what's up y'all about dc hey excuse me one second but it's like when you're bombed with that it's awkward like this [ __ ] wasted our time yeah he made us wait five minutes to start for that so if that first joke don't come out decent do you have that energy on the on this on the road with marvel no i can't i can't have that energy with marlin okay because it's them weekend shows and people spend good money i don't want to be up there like and it's not that i don't care right when i when i do it it's just for marlin i gotta make sure cause his energy is like right bam bam bam bam bam bam so something gotta it just can't be like hey and then marley come up there they're gonna be like this is what happened yeah that energy [ __ ] yeah the energy [ __ ] it's more in pockets yeah on the road yeah so you go what's up y'all what's up dallas down let's move so wrong [Laughter] have y'all slowed down a lot like as far as i noticed uh over the last couple years especially when you headline more my pacing like i don't care about taking a break like you know you'll slaughter for like a straight five and then i'll just be like i'm about to get some water y'all can wait oh yeah and i just you know you just i can't rap at fire for 45 minutes like i can't i got to take the break and i i think they can't do it either i don't because i was when i was on the road preacher he learned that too he's like i would notice my sets would die at like the 35 minute mark and they would just start because they're out of gas it's like you got to reset you got to reset so i just take my because i know my last 15 i'm going to go really hard so i'll take the breaks in between and then that last 15. i'm running out of time that's when everybody sells their shirts right all right yeah the shirt plug or you know whatever it is that's what you go like y'all having a good time i take the last break when they drop the check that's my last break because they ain't paying attention anymore everybody fighting cannot beat it like people i've seen people trying to power dude they don't can't right they don't people always going to check that check man that's what you got to push supposed to bring out your that's when you bring out all this [ __ ] hey y'all i got these t-shirts and they lick up oh okay you got yours back down yeah and then you just wait i mean you gotta that's when you put on the others i got the cd i got this tv now dude none of that [ __ ] no more but that's why i just wear my shirt that's the best that's whatever whatever i'm saying i'll just have it on it's wearing it because it saves me the stress of having to decide oh what i'm gonna wear tonight and i'm just be like i got the shirt on y'all see the shirt yeah they're settling the map of the joint feels good on your nipples ladies yeah you say hey now why you say hate not wearing it then sometimes when you pull it up you got to get it all right so they can see it'd be facing the wrong way sometimes yeah i don't like holding it yeah i just rather have it on and then uh you know it's like a uniform that's right just be up there with it on already like y'all see it man i caught myself trying to wear these on stage yeah that lasted about 10 minutes too hot you can't do a hoodie i can't do anything dude i love you did you see a dress i dare never wear my hood if i could don't say it just like this y'all good you see by he like i'm convinced he's anemic dude you ain't marlon you got to throw your jacket on when you can yeah i'll be hot on stage i wore a jacket it was a new jacket so i was like i'm gonna show this jacket mm-hmm and i acknowledge it to the crowd though i was about 15 minutes in i was like oh y'all seen this jacket and it gets hot and then they was dying because they was like we know you had up yeah i was sweating and i was like okay the jacket master shoes but i don't need it i don't need it did you have the sweat pits no okay that'd be the worst i got i'm sweating i wear something dark on purpose that's why i'm usually in black yeah or like a super dark color because you know if if i know i'm wearing a bright color then i i might uh just layer up the undershirt a little bit more i've even worn like sweatpads before like they kind of give you like absorb that absorbs it yeah man my problem is the back i'll be back pits i get going if it's hot why don't we want people to see us sweat why because it's distracting yeah cause some people just be like piss i don't know marlon he's soaked yeah he'd be sweating like soak soap yeah yeah when you know somebody's up there fully giving a queen performance then you can be like all right they sweaty from top to bottom right but if it's just the pits then it gets distracted it's just like his head is dry but look at the pits because i look at pits i had a teacher in um elementary his name was mr green and we should call him pit stains because every time he'd be like so then another we couldn't focus on the map we all failed the yellow piston the yellow pits but if he'd have his tie on he'd be like not here we'd be like we can't we don't care about what carries over x minus look at your armpits bro the worst is the pit stains when you just started the day and you were like oh those are old pit stains bro you know those piss things oh yeah they are all right the pre-picked things right i got shirts like that they pitted it out and i'm like i can't wait no more you can only do it it's only gym stuff or like summer night you can't you can't keep them around though even my black shirts will have like deodorant stains and they come back after the water they knew i'm baking soda in the water is that what it is yeah but marlon goes so hard he has to take workout vitamins that's right before it sets so it replenishes he got the gatorade vitamins and special energy drinks marlon be doing eight shows a day man we're doing a new show to 2 p.m i was like no i was like this ain't even coming people laugh energy ain't even the same right hell no right get the real laugh you know we did at two o'clock we're doing two six two six and eight that's ridiculous breakfast special at the show we're gonna do a midnight show before yeah yeah we did the midnight the brunch yeah the brunch show actually kind of be dope though i would love to know it's not fun no i'm talking about being a a patron i would love me personally talking about chess i would love to sit there and have brunch and watch stand up that would be great i guess coming from an audience perspective that wouldn't be too bad i would love that they wouldn't act like it was fun yeah i've never done it act like it was a hell of a time man there's nothing worse than an afternoon drunk so when they got rid of mimosas yeah that's that that's true that's true that's a different type of drunk bro yeah daytime different bottomless mimosa people be walking out of the brunch spot even like how you need help getting to the cars when i was young though day drinking was fun though just drunk all day when you were younger i was like oh you hear bottomless mimosas yeah you wake up in the morning are you still hung over for the night before we already here i remember we we we drunk i mean a lot woke up for breakfast and after we ate when everybody's like we i'm still drunk and then we was like well since we're here we just know that's the add-on they say you're supposed to wake up with uh with the uh bloody mary's right they bring you back so if you if you had like a long night of drinking the next morning you're supposed to do a bloody mary bloody mary have alcohol in it yeah yeah but it does something wrong with michelada that's [ __ ] it sounds like a myth bro it sounds like bro it does something it makes you be like all right yeah i can't recall too many times i've been drunk in the daytime though oh yeah that was life yeah we need to hang out tonight yeah i want to get tony tony drunk in the day like we gotta go have some bottomless mimosas up the steps [ __ ] i've done it with tony carry his big ass up them steps i would have left you in the gutter not in the bathroom bro come on man leave me in there it was comfortable i was in the corner he wasn't he wanted to be left in the scene it was a handicap people go out and drink they're like oh we have a good time until you find the biggest dude you got to be like oh we can't just leave them here we got to carry that [Laughter] i was like tony tony's much taller than me i was like it's just weird trying to get somebody on your shoulder and you five seven it was you by yourself doing it me and this other dude i forgot his name tony threw up in his bmw he threw up in his car i did it's all funny guys crank it to you man i'll tell you cleaning now tony's mom about the alpha romero bro tony have sweaty pits on the back of your neck uh you know what i just i remember tonight though it was cold i mean we had jackets oh yeah tony was leaning on the one side of me and going up the stairs homeboys on the other strong chest [Laughter] wait what was the combo like in the morning what did tony say i'm sorry or was it like i feel like tony will get hyped though i woke up he was brand new bro when you drunk you sleep good great take off his big ass shoes that's only if i can get adequate rest though like the last time i got drunk it was in washington what's his name got me drunk uh big sky festival oh uh lucas lucas oh yeah he kept giving me wine wine i had a show out there in washington got tore toe up at the little venue and i was like i tried to stay there yeah yeah like let me just sleep on this bench and be like now we closing you got to get down so they staggered me the dude that booked me for the show his girl carried me and she was even smaller than you carried me to my hotel room and i was like taking advantage of you after no no and it was like you killed me in the room and then uh i threw up apparently in the night because i had to wake up in like two hours to catch the flight and so that's when it's not good waking up yeah that flight only had two hours and then i looked at the pillow i threw up like this and then i looked at myself in the mirror there was nothing left what shame yeah it was just like that pillow was tore and that was just wine that was off of wine you must have a lot of wine quite a few glasses in the mirror i don't think we can give him hard alcohol i think that would be better taste this taste this try this one right if it's smooth then i feel like i'm not really doing nothing like you're drinking like the hard liquor i know like yeah yeah i know what's happening bro tony was drinking tony was drinking sake like this dude [ __ ] won the japanese war like he was a hero that's the thing people that don't drink a lot when they they it's like kool-aid like they don't hit you this is what they do [Music] cause i remember the moment it hit because i wasn't having a regular conversation and then yes you sat down you have it all at once it hits right you don't tell anybody i just like to stay close to the toilet and then just curl up i gotta be like hey come with me yeah you vomit on the low no i need somebody i don't need to be up in the uh bathroom on the side of a toilet while people are pissing bro that was tony man somebody was standing right over him pissing man leave me here i don't want to put you i don't want to put my friends out wait if you throw up is party over or is going back it's over bro it's over party's over already over here not drunk craig hey how you recover from the throw did i force myself to vomit or did i vomit unintentionally unintentional drunk vomit wait wait did i sweat and everything and now i'm back or it's just like i mean you feel better you feel better wait what you mean you force yourself to throw up uh if you feel like you did too much you go in there and make it come up mm-hmm that's it and then you feel good again yeah but the unintentional moment yeah that's the one you can't recover from yeah that's the one you might wanna uh i've only been there once you wanna go home because you were irresponsible right and if you force yourself to vomit you'd be in response [Laughter] uh yeah i got there late and i was trying to catch up and didn't eat i ain't had no breakfast i ain't had nothing and i knew better i'm a professional right and i didn't eat so i was eating while drinking but i had hella much and the game was about to start and i just remember being like i'm not going and i used to laugh at people who like get too drunk to good and i was like give somebody my ticket and i go instead i went by the trash can i sucked some random ladies in the parking lot i asked somebody i was like they was like you sucked this lady's titty in the parking lot i was like are you sure and then i remember doing it i was like how do you even get to that point i don't know was it a nice titty because you've seen a raider fan she titties out was it light out was it lighthouse maybe it was daytime was and then this guy was like i think somebody was like flat let me see him or flash she flashed out i'll suck that titty and she was like do it and i was like man she didn't even throw up on the titties yeah i had a milk mustache afterwards i sat in somebody's car and was messed up is i had brought a girl to that game so she i think i don't know if she went to the game i don't know she saw you suck on the d right now she wasn't together like she was just you know we was having a good time that was it and then she came i remember she came by the house because somebody drove me home she came by the house i slept all day like i was destroyed and i remember like coming out of it and she was like i'm just getting my stuff i believe the next day i apologize i'm sorry sorry about the titties and i was mad like i was mad cuz i've never been that person i've never ever haven't had it happened since yeah but that was the only time i was that person was like take this [ __ ] home and i was like damn it i vowed to never be that how did you get home uh one of my friends drove me home after they watched the game though they i slept in whoever's truck the whole game and then they drove me home after that's all right i'm watching the game you got something oh yeah you got some rest up the whole day that's so funny bro that's the whole day the next day though like yo dealing with the drunk dude i'm always a sober person dealing with a drunk person sucks dog are you babysitting this grown up especially yeah well it's funny when it was tony but if it was a regular thing i'm like hey man get yourself together here's what i'm more annoyed by not like the the person that just like you know uh yeah i know man she's super hyped it was like i remember we were trying to leave this gig out in the ventura she wanted to rap battle people i was like oh man these [ __ ] think they can take me in these battle rounds [ __ ] these battle raps give the whole story though oh my god the whole story because this is what we they it was how many of you guys brent you knisha somebody else or just you three i don't even remember i had a show on ventura they had a showing ventura my show was done i'm on my way back to la they hit me and said brent's car broke down or stopped or something like that i was like well i'll turn i was almost back i'll turn around and come get you i'm in a honda fit yeah i i was like how many how many y'all got you know i mean i can't we i go come scoob and it was the show was hood right yeah so i was already kind of like [ __ ] get in the car let's get the hell out here i don't know everybody drinking clearly it wasn't crazy here no it wasn't yeah it was just right and i i'm a preventative i'm saying it's fine now but i can see because people been drinking something might happen right so all of a sudden it's a crowd tony in the car brent in the car they're ready to go kenisha oh my god middle it's a cipher and i'm already irritated because i was almost home i'm coming to get you all so you all need to hurry the [ __ ] up yeah you know what i mean and she tony can get bring your ass that was all right she kept she got out the car multiple times like we would get her in i'm like all right let's go and then she i got another verse let me drop some more bars and it's like [ __ ] and she was hyped i went to kenisha in san diego kenisha was hype in san diego remember she wasn't as bad though which uh oh [ __ ] i can't remember i still got those pictures by the way oh y'all sleep in the car that's another thing that pissed me off they were saying oh they went the same way oh yeah the whole way the whole way a long night man it was super late because the car broke down right the car broke down alanette's sister had to come get us to get to the gig she named it after her daddy allen i'm not letting y'all sleep if i'm keon i mean what you're gonna do swerve oh the whole way back well i didn't watch at all that's the thing man kenisha was a loose camera yeah and i was just worried when you already did the show then i had to deal with all this i was like we're describing it lightly it was a lot like to i came back to pick them up it was already it was way past midnight it was mad lately it's gonna be a cold and she was like running all over the place and like you're like what are you doing i hate when i'm trying to keep people up in the car and they adapt to the [ __ ] they just uh you raise the windows down you put them on the hood after a while i realized i'd rather be i don't want to be a kenisha but i'd rather be the drunk one than the one taken care of of course you would selfish can't get too many drunks i don't have the temperament to deal with it though yeah drunk i'll when i met drunk craig it was daytime i just uh i think drunk craig was he was drinking from the night wasn't he yeah i was just getting well no he's right here no no no no craig is here drunk crazy that's a whole different person have been 24 hours of drunk yeah it was a it was a long night of partying drunk craig was high i was like i've never ever seen craig this hype known you for years never seen correctly like he was up and dancing i was like yo what the energy's different craig is so chill it'd be like seeing dc being on 10. i'll be like i've seen decent i've seen no but yeah i'm the i'm the same way though if i'm drunk drunk i've never seen drunk dc i'm still chill you can never tell that's what's scary i'm still just chilling yeah i can't recall cause i've seen dc dreams a lot and i'm like i know he too he gets happy wow yeah and says yes to everything i know that but craig was up dancing there was no music i was like crap what do you hear right now we were doing a podcast what are you listening i had young music you just thought it was trash it was true you remember i don't like the cast they want to fight when they're drunk i'm a happy drunk i i'm happy i'm horny and i'm hungry that's my three ages right i'm the same way every time i get drunk yeah i mean little chatty positive chatty yeah but shiny uh you know what's crazy i knew i was doing it right but i was just like i'm pouring out get us out of here i believe in you guys i remember because because i think kylie was was sipping one time and then so sabrina was helping her out and then keon came in so he started talking to sabrina and sabrina was like here i was just talking just get connie out of here you know cause for me oh my bad i don't even know why i said that [Laughter] oh man like for me this i know i must be pretty cool on the buzz tip because any time you know i think about drinking sabrina gets hyped she'd be like yeah take a [ __ ] because normally like if you don't really drink like that yogurt why are you doing this right yeah yeah yeah that must be a good time right normal we were drinking that uh i just drunk around the game quite a few times yeah it's going to be normal dc just be happy like we were in my town and me and dc were just for chilling yeah this is a good time but he was like he wasn't like chilling he wasn't wild but he could tell like he was like come on let's go punch this you know the thing you see i missed the first time that thing's harder than it is and when you drunk cause i was like i'm about to tear this yeah and i mean i swung with everything missed stumbled into the thing in dc just loud like he just but he's not then he's like let's go to the bar and get because in montana the drinks like two dollars super cheap so we was just going but it was just a good time montana was fun man yeah i didn't learn enough in high school man it didn't stick with me no because dummies my spanish teacher my first one was trash he was co he was coaster rises if you're watching this he was trash cause he'd be like did i give y'all an assignment yesterday and of course we're gonna be like nah man did i teach you he would ask us that and we'd be like no no you didn't we were just sitting here all right one person in class it was like actually yeah thank you sock you out on that actually you're supposed to give us a test today so we can learn espanol but i definitely want to learn i need to learn yeah it's ever too late but they got so many apps now they got this one called babel yeah i'm on that 14 languages you can choose from are you serious yeah you know spanish is first matter of fact spanish was right at the top yeah because they know since french yeah was like they know spanish is right so i mean japanese on there they got uh portuguese though yeah oh yeah you are a big fan of brazil portuguese is dope i signed up uh i just started yesterday mm-hmm would you like to go i like it because you can you can do like uh 15 minute 30 minute or hour i think it's hour less you can pick your lessons for what you want to do every day right i pick 15 because that's pretty much all i got time for you know what i'm saying but it's just it breaks it down and it like in there it has like if you want to learn like uh when you go out to eat let's go over there you want to talk like different whatever situation you want to be in they'll give you lessons for that is there a fee for it or well like if you uh when you purchase a three-month subscription you'll get an additional three months for free whoa you get the extra that's love we call that love free love that's stupid though right that's six months it's much cheaper than marrying somebody who speaks yeah are you learning spanish at the crib that's story aberdeen though okay okay i didn't hear no accent it was a good english it's a story it's super super they have the speech recogni recognition software so when you speak it into it they'll be like uh we can do better yeah so you make sure you roll them up uh no i've learned a lot izzy knows a lot um but me and izzy uh i think we're gonna start using uh babble because uh she watches a lot of stuff that is so much in english you know i want her to learn more and more you know spanish yes so i think that we'll start using that for everything you know we do a lot of stuff in spanish but uh i wanted to be like fluent you know what i mean so you just gotta pound the the spanish into him you know what i'm saying that's dope 15 minutes a day you can sign it for a long 15 minutes i feel like it's that's good that's feasible yeah yeah you can get that in the 15 minutes go by fast it really does before we started yeah i was just like boom boom boom pop my son do it in the car yeah yeah they're helping with his uh spanish grade yes what did you learn keon what did you learn in spanish hey man get out my business 15 more minutes so you know so when you want uh when you go to babel.com that's b-a-b-b-e-l-dot-com and use code issues you get that extra three months free so go to babel.com that's b-a-b-b-e-l-dot-com code issues for the extra three months man comprende when you're done with spanish you can mean another language yeah absolutely i think i might do that too after uh yeah why not i think i'm gonna go to that french why not i'm a great wing man drunk or sober i'll be wingman and mcgee i'll be like i love the wingman position it's great i love it i feel like you're helping out the situation i love it in a long no it's been a minute well wingman yeah everybody i know knows even even when like when i'm on twitch playing with my normal crew and like you know single dudes in there and even then i'm like you know cause because one of my boys jay he was clowning the dude that was singing i was like no man you never clown the single cat when we talking about you gotta uplift oh yeah make him look good to the ladies just in the chat listening you know what i'm saying while you laugh and you you know right you always got to uplift you got to upsell the guy yeah no i mean you a good dude man right ladies yeah i guess he is kind of yeah you know what i'm saying you know what i like about corn dog that's his name right corn dog dog and uh you know you always gotta sell it man wait the combos and when y'all be playing they get personal sometimes yeah cause like i play with like the same crew and sometimes on a good night like a weekend it'd be like maybe eight nine of us in the chat mm-hmm and we just all just be talking playing we just talk about regular stuff and no one else can listen in on this story so everybody that's watching the the twitch feed are hearing our conversation all of us so they over there typing and chiming in as well so they still got to watch what you kind of say there too right yeah i mean okay it's not like a closed off nah cause like if it's 400 people watching right you got 400 people chiming in yeah i'm a big bowl girl i just started back up on call of duty after talking i was up to like five in the morning and letting people help oh yeah i'm all types of vogue when you play video games you're i'm a different person that's why i told my mom i was like my mom was like i think i might have to watch y'all no don't watch the twitch i know you all in on everything we do but don't don't pull up in there discuss i was comfortable and i was like you know the baby's sleeping i was like i'm hoping mom i was like a little [ __ ] like it's on it and i was like look at my mom coming through yeah i felt like i was 12. i don't pull up to that huh what'd you say huh man i learned all the boards in the weekend oh call of duty yeah all the boys what's your favorite uh i like nuketown uh oh wait you playing a different one then the newest one you played a couple of different ones cold war yeah they got new town on there for the for the multiplayer yeah oh wait how many different variations of it is it has like three different games on the one game do you got zombies is that not zombies on there you play a cold war because uh i don't know we just never gravitated to the cold war multiplayer so we always go back to the uh the war on warfare modern warfare okay that's what we do join us craig i'm gonna have to come over there i'm good hey man if i'm top three you ain't gonna hear that can you beat call of duty like if you play like single player is there is there a level yeah there's a campaign that's what i'm saying okay for sure all right but i haven't the multiplayer is so fun that i barely come back to the campaign most people only do the multiplayer if you're playing call of duty and all that stuff you're mainly only for the multi-player okay because the longevity you can just keep playing right you know what i'm saying but don't the levels doesn't start to be repetitive like you know what i mean you're playing people every time right not for me it's like playing basketball games or something like this i think i've been what i do on this one i only got five kills oh god yeah i'll be looking up now i think i get a whole bunch of little kids because my score just went up seriously you hit the little kids kids are the worst one they got all day to play that no if you're on around four o'clock in the morning it's like seven east coast time or something and you get all the little five six year olds get your kill count up oh okay i hate quitters though man the people that quit mid game oh yeah like we'd be we'd be winning tough and they just quit because we be getting our asses kicked sometimes we stay in there and take it right we'd be getting stumped out of 75. they quit to like not mess up their score not cause if you if you even if you bail out you still get the loss so it's like you might as well just at least get your individual kills up right i just start laughing when they're just right there when you respawn and kill you then you respawn they're right there again i just started laughing like all right y'all got it wait have y'all ever played with someone that was like he's just good he kills anybody he can anytime it's funny i always clown my team like shift he could because he always think people cheating so if it's somebody that's got like 30-something kills they'd be like oh no they cheating oh yeah here we go not everybody that's good you just can't be a master at it you know what i mean look how they're moving see you got to use the cheap mod to move like that okay [ __ ] see i feel weird where everybody on another team just got knives and i'm like oh yeah y'all just killing us all with knives and you're all killing them they'd be annoying because they come running up yeah but then if you get killed by them you're extra pissed because they ran that's what i'm saying man come on man sick funny i tried to get into all that stuff and i couldn't i couldn't i wanted no i wanted to because i was in college is when what was the one before call of duty got big uh james bond the double oh no no no uh years of war halo oh halo yeah so i was like i'm gonna join in on this halo and they was just killing me all the time like i mean i couldn't and like i'm shooting him and then i die they shoot me and i'm dying it was just so much losing yeah that i was like i'm either gonna have to stop playing i'm gonna break somebody's system yeah or control them so i just stopped playing and this is prime competitive you know and i was like i'm just going to stop because i feel like y'all picking on me you know that keeps killing me and i'm the easy win i'm just like i'm done and i never went back because i couldn't i couldn't kill anybody like i just and they were just sniping me and i'm done i can't we call it the game with the kids yo with this i can't wait to game with iz yo it's good but ken that might be really fun for y'all bro like uh if y'all got a chance to game when they get older it's a good time playing with this you should dread it because she's gonna whoop you at sex she's gonna beat the brakes off and then her [ __ ] talking is gonna be so bad it's better it's gonna be in spanish too [Laughter] zombies this weekend and uh serene and sincere are good at zombies like good i love hobby games i'm the weak link like you know i can hang in there tough but once we get the waves like 29 and the zombies just be like power on the ground [Laughter] he don't like playing with people that can't play yeah yeah you know so they always know where the zombie league yeah they're like no just keep moving there like i turned around shot him they call it pimp when the zombies slap you down so we played like this weekend we got up to wave like 35 yeah and i just got tired of it i'm like i want to go to multiplayer man i'm out all right this is sincere had to go to bed because he had to work y'all brought this win with y'all i remember playing with my dad growing up though my last plan double dribble and uh even sonic and games like that we couldn't like he would stay up all night and like beat the game and tell us how to do it hilarious so so we'd be playing sonic because you know back then you couldn't pau ain't no pause there ain't no part right you just got to beat the game in that day and then there would be certain levels on certain games we'd be like me and keith just be like dammit he'll pull up with his cape like let me try and he would he would be so he'd wake us up in the morning like i beat it we'd be like oh how you doing yeah like learn how to beat it wait y'all didn't you didn't used to pause the game and go to sleep i would pause it oh yeah and hopefully still work yeah right so he would be like i got it and then in the morning he'd be like i beat it yeah and then we'll wake up early and try the whole day to be whatever games we used to play mike types and punch out like oh you ever beat tyson no me too you still haven't beaten me never be tyson he was so fast i was like he's so yeah when i beat a man you couldn't tell me nothing i felt like the wizard if you got an ass i was like it's true because it's hard to he was like going like this you got to figure out his hella uppercut yeah because everybody else on punch-out they had the baby but he would mix it up but he still had a pattern but his was just harder to read and then once you figure it out because he'll he'll just he'll start blinking and then hit you with that jab real quick and he blends and you got to be quick to watch his eyes because he'll be like he'll start blinking and he'll bow and i'm like oh man i think i was too young to beat it and i had the code to get directly to zero zero seven i could just keep it going [Laughter] which game was up down that's gone bro like there's no like cheat codes like that oh they got them where they're out here unlimited weapons yeah like i remember playing like definitely the contrast like it was a big secret deal like when you finally found out like the concert thing was huge i just feel like they're not special like that no more yeah yeah oh man remember you used to do the turtle shell thing on the steps oh yeah you can keep get your life yeah and then sonic sonic used a hat i forgot what it was now but yeah i'd be like she can go somewhere else yeah i see what you're saying yeah codes meant more background yeah they were a big and somebody's like i found there's a chica you're like oh you're here you got kind of cheat codes oh yeah mortal kombat had a lot of codes they did different fatalities and different moves and stuff like that now you got to know the secrets there were game genie back in the day yeah i never used it but i remember hearing about it but what was that again game genie just gave you like how did she go yeah it gave you everything right it was like a book it was the book right no it was this thing you put in you put it in the uh in the console and then you put the game on the other cartridge on top of it oh wow yeah oh i remember that and it had the code in it yeah yeah it was dope i remember sonic had a cartridge like that with sonic sonic and knuckles yeah folders yeah but then you can play the old ones but it was done yeah if we had live artists performing on it like they did on fortnite they had travis scott performing while they played oh yeah i remember hearing about that that's crazy wow that's crazy dog i would have had coolio performing who was hot back loved all the super popular rappers [Laughter] when you're a kid you look at those guys you're just like oh this is that's what's on the radio when i was a kid it was nwa public enemy i wasn't allowed to listen to those guys yeah it was different for me as a kid i was like man they these dudes we definitely stay local as kids because it'll be e40 and mac dre i didn't even know about regions until i went to college i just figured everybody listens to the same hip-hop i would say a song they'd be like i ain't never heard that yeah i just played every day and how we talked like when we had we had some um transfers come coming to jc first in the bay so we had transfers from like indiana and all and they came to our school and it was like why y'all say hello so much and i was like right everybody say that yeah i ain't never heard that in my life right we definitely oh yeah that carl's jr y'all got is good i was like what do you mean we got yeah everybody knows i know y'all had hearties yeah yeah yeah jack-in-the-box yeah i didn't know that i thought jack-in-the-box was worldwide i didn't even started the spread but like back in the day right i didn't know about that so i came to l.a carl's jr jack in the box um in and out i remember this group from boston this dude from ball circle oh i want to try jack in the box he came in there but he's like you want to go to jack right hey and then i love i still love jack-in-the-box people like uh jack can i crack all this i'm like in potato casserole i got like egg rolls everybody every jar jalapeno poppers they feel like they didn't belong on that menu they didn't the egg was good as good as hell curly fries and tacos i don't even know if that go but they do yeah i got the app and the app be having the deals i had no beaver jack in the box they came through in the clutch but like in the midwest like we grew up in chicago we had white castle was there i didn't know nothing about i don't know white castle was nationwide i want to try it i never had it still yeah in new york i actually want to try it once because places that they say could they be like white castles give you the bubble guts most bubble guts the official spots don't do me bad taco bell i take taco bell to the face and be cool me too white cat you know what's funny i grew up with long johnstones and never ever once saw anyone in there they never know i've never seen a line but i was like how has this place has been in business i always get the chicken and fish combo and never know which one's the chicken or the fish no you never know until you bite into it even afterwards okay because they use so much batter they use batter on long do you know the history behind husbands why they're called husbands so so when slaves would run away oh for real yes seriously that's what i read anyways but slaves run away yeah they they'd fry them up and they'd give them to the dogs so they would so they can escape so to give the dog something to chew on while they escape that's why they were called hush puppies oh yeah yeah that's what i wrote fact check you way to wait hey that's that's way better how did that make it to long john silver's what's less puppies i'll tell you i slept puppies a bunch of dudes got off shore yeah i wonder how that made it to the long john silver's hush puppies well it's the southern fries yeah it's a southern delicacy now you know like i didn't know depending on where like in the uh in the south you can get grits at like burger king oh that's what i appreciate about the salad grizz is everywhere yeah grits is fine i'm for it maybe in the airport i believe let me get the grits well certain mcdonald's if you're at mcdonald's like in japan or something you get rice they got shrimp yeah rice and all that stuff the one in hawaii they got spam up in that mug hey i'll be honest spamming rice is delicious that's good spam is not bad at all bam maybe i know people look down on it you gotta try it ever it is legitimately yeah i traded with a kid at school once sandwiches oh that guy was disgusting yeah i i didn't know i was getting the spam he's like yeah yeah he probably probably gave you the the cold spam with the jail on him [Laughter] i would get that tyson chunk chicken uh-huh it's like the white meat chicken in the can by tyson i would get that and throw it on the skillet and mix it with rice this was 2017. yeah 16 tone i've done all that i've done the uh what was that the vienna wieners yeah those fires yeah i kind of like that those were gross those are not what you think about it's just many hot dogs but i didn't like them there's a gross meal those are little crackers oh my goodness i like the hot dogs when they're like nice and crispy that'd be damn near burnt yeah oh yeah if you're gonna grill my house if you grill hot dogs burn that [ __ ] at the house even if there's no grill you take it out the pot and throw it right on your little i need it boiled hot dogs oh the boiled hot dogs are not attractive what's so good what's so good about it hot dog it's delicious i don't know i don't know what it is some stuff though and keelan is really into burnt food right now like like when i cook his taquitos he like cook it to where the ends when i make his garlic toast he's like nah brown it a little more like yeah i like it burnt he likes his stuff yeah i feel him crisp me too i like i like him over like but just like the ends i don't like it i like it crispy yeah he likes a crispy yeah yeah like the crispy pan when you find a good pancake that has a crispy edges [ __ ] ah [Laughter] i've never been a crackle barrel until tony took me whoo i remember like they gave me a free biscuit because i was like i've never had the biscuit because they're like we'll bring you one yes like these biscuits but i did that pancake i remember i looked into tony's eyes like wait who got the best pre-bread pre-bread oh you're talking about any restaurant yeah you go to get the right lobster oh yeah i'm gonna go with those cracker barrels biscuits are number two i gotta go cheddar biscuits okay cheddar biscuits i'll be full before they bring my meal i don't even need nothing else i went to outback and they had some good brown bread oh yeah i like that bread i know exactly i got bread drunk at the cheesecake factory yeah they get their cheesecakes they got their brown brown bread yeah i never had any pancakes they got good pancakes i was like if you go to me music you get the muffins grilled have you had those no oh i'll be putting y'all know what you can get the muffins grilled and it's amazing we need to do an episode at a restaurant one time coco's there they've never been in there and coco is decent though i was surprised i've been making before they give me a little bit of cake man argentinian they got the uh the bread with the uh chimichurri okay i love the little greens where's that at hey what was that pizza place where they took us to remember yeah what was that it was hella good oh it was somewhere in l.a though right yeah craig took this tony place oh i was there yeah yeah he treated us crazy i got y'all he was getting pregnant he was getting that good money yeah i tony had left the conversation i was in he was looking in the sky he was just like yeah pancakes oh me we were in la somewhere yeah it was like a third or something no i'm off larchmont i liked my pizza yeah that's what it was yeah it was good yeah i don't remember the pizza though it was good just remember the vibe i remember being a good ass time i remember being hyped at uh i picked it with pizza we did something that wasn't fun yeah it was dope we filmed our pot and craig was like he didn't say he just he just treated us and we were like thanks man i remember that yeah he's getting that good money he's getting some check from one of them [Laughter] appreciate you bro man oh the unexpected yo do you guys enjoy i enjoy i do it too much that sometimes that i don't think it hurts my pockets but i treat often but i enjoy treating you know i i do too yeah you have to treat at the end yeah they order what they would normally order and you say it in the beginning yeah they're going to modify them yeah no i just had water and fried right to take it especially if you're the headliner i feel like that [ __ ] oh you got to if you i know how much a feature makes i know much headline blah blah right but i don't say nothing to the bill comes and they start reaching i'm like just bring it bring it i like the truth it feels good it does i don't know why i'm like i got that it's a great feeling you're gonna get yeah i got that done but i don't make it a bit like no no i got it and i just i just hurry up and do it so it's not like a thing i make it i'm making the best thing thank you just giving away the server the card before they you know what i mean they just come back with the yeah you got to be sneaky with it yeah because cam would always buy my food and i'll be like hey man you ain't buying my food no we would actually fight over the i would sneak off and then he snuck off before they have two cards i never uh thought about that the the pre-sneaker oh yeah you gotta be sneaky with it we made this a week in advance i'll be like nah just just do the tip i already got it you ever already know you're gonna treat it dude but you're you're watching what everybody's ordering like this is going to hit me oh yeah like i remember one time i opened it i thought it was going to be so much but i was already prepared to pay that much yeah when it was less i was like oh yeah my hat came off i was listening frisbee that [ __ ] oh you because it depends on the restaurant oh yeah right if we go into some steakhouse something like that i'm going to think about it you're looking at everything ordered [Music] this particular place like the appetizers was over 17. i'm like i'm looking at the table i was like okay i'm doing math i don't know what happened like why it wasn't that much you know sometimes with couples too they'd be sharing stuff right so it don't really don't be that much when i came i was like oh all right that's a good feeling i remember one time we was in the diner in la uh in hollywood somewhere comedians we broke we're in there and d-ray comes in right yeah i remember that you remember that came in were you there yeah yeah you're a mel steiner mills diner yes he just came in after the long night economy what y'all doing man young comedians in the game this is that the third he paid for all our food paid for all that and left [Music] [Laughter] and then when you're not there anymore you you remember early comedy broke is some different early any any stroke gary anderson if y'all don't know gary he's on keon's all-star team you'll see him he's the ball head we were so broke one time in san francisco we split a box of fried rice like two grown adult men with a fork each like man we was we hadn't eaten all day right got done with these mics it was late the bart was finished stop running so we had to hurry up and get some before we can get on the bar restaurant shut down you know the only thing he's drive through no car yeah no he was like i know a chinese spot to stay open we can get in and out before we have five hours between us and i was like we split in this rice that was the best rice i've ever had [Music] there's some good rice and great chinese san francisco's great food oh my gosh i mean that's why we went to tony i forgot i can't i have no idea what it's called but we were right now in uh san francisco in um chinatown and i remember it had that the whole little wheel thing that you can spend the you know they spin that thing around and all the dope food comes yes i forgot what we had bro but it was so good every time i go to san francisco i get some and do you remember they had outside they were just selling porn yeah it was just a porn video outside from columbus columbus and all that stuff yeah i was like this is sounding familiar columbus is just it's just strip clubs and porn best clam chowder with seattle eight hands down every every spot was fired wait what kind is it is the red or the white no it's the white manhattan clam chocolate man i've never had red clam chowder i gotta do it in uh like boston i gotta go to boston and actually have it but any clan chatter i never liked clam chowder because it was trash until i went to seattle bro and it was a different name of the place level well i came to eye bars was it i don't think so but there was one part we went to i mean we all sat down there was one spot i went to and i ordered and i was like i wanted a baby remember we were walking in that place and we we act as dude like are they good he was like nah you guys don't want to go there and we was like let's go there went there best best clam chowder we've ever had in our life yeah and then ivar's is like good because it's the but it's like the fast food [Music] in boston seattle uh monterey san francisco that chowder is going to be it's right there close to that water is right now and it's going to be manhattan if y'all like crab cakes yeah oh yeah yeah ultimate crab cakes what else they're known for right that's the thing i gotta get them i heard it's a different level yeah god they fire i gotta get it real crab man and uh i love i love cities now i'm in residence in cincinnati and they're known for chili and i was like man how how dope can your chili be every spot until i was like y'all i can't have 12 fire spots yeah but i'm like give me what you do i don't like ass because any time i eat somewhere i don't i'm not if you're if you're known for this i don't change you you're not talking about skyline aren't you in cincinnati i don't know what this spot's called at all but uh i'm that anywhere i go i'm like we're known for this i'm like give me give me that you do not want to play with it i want to know what everybody i didn't even know chili didn't have i might take the sauce off though like i thought they always had beef me too i didn't know that actual chili does not have that's why on the can they'll just say uh cone you know free holidays i thought it always came with beans no that was the way we grew up eating chili with beans but if you notice it says with beans on there because chili does not never in certain places it doesn't like when they put the chili cheese on the fries there's no there's no beans okay are you right now think about it chili yeah i didn't know that because we all grew up on the cans right so we didn't know what i mean so we wouldn't eat no i think my mom would make it oh my gosh we always add the beans oh yeah beans kidney beans so i used to make chili all the time with the ground hey tony turkey your chili's good bro it's been uh ten years since i've had it since that sketch but it was a good time shooting that sketch over and over again yeah were you the primary cooker in your home in uh when i was married yeah just in general no no moms moms was uh well not not growing up but i mean yeah since you had kids uh when i was married i cooked most of the time because you know i had a steady you know job at the time so i was cooking most of the meals because i was home you know since i was like okay and then uh now i've lost all confidence in my cooking because why bro i'll be watching the sodium so i don't know how to season it yeah every time i try to cook what sabrina had made i'll be like all right i'll try tonight it just don't taste the same this is dash she's gonna hide and she'll be hiding ingredients or she do it so you add that at the end yeah the doughboy at the end i added that and it just don't never come out right hey sabrina bro it's a really good cook sakurina when that macaroni and cheese told me was vegan i was like oh she she was killing this [ __ ] i was like she did an amazing job and so like you know because i like cooking but once my confidence is lost i don't even want to cook no more man i don't want i don't like the pressure when people be like i love to barbecue yeah but i don't want to steal yeah they're taking pictures and i'm like yeah i'm gonna bring some stuff you didn't i don't like that i don't like that i like just the no pressure like i'm just cooking for me or cooking for if you want to eat it this and that this ain't gonna be the best barbecue you ever had right you would be like to be like is it gonna be good you'll be like yeah what's somebody say that yeah yeah yeah yeah shake it like yeah you can't be like it's decent nah bro i just wanna cause i don't be cooking to impress i'm not just for therapy well cause you get the you get the barbecue enthusiasts are you barbecuing right are you barbecuing i don't need all that you win are you grilling yeah [Applause] because i made some ribs in the airfryer he's like boy those ain't no rips bro but neither does the chicken in there or the shrimp nothing is going to be better though the chicken wings the air fryer is pretty decent to bake or it's decent compared to the way you would regularly have it yeah it's the same way with the ribs you go like hey man i think it's gonna be like this [ __ ] hitting right but it ain't gonna be like you know uh okay i'll go and say chicken wings in the air are just as good they're not they're gonna they're not gonna be just as good as as like uh oil dripping right yeah yeah no deep-fried batter no butter on them no no you still get the batter that's what i'm saying they're they're definitely not as this is not fried in that oil yeah the shrimp oil i've had the shrimp in there it's not it's not as good for sure i would like all right they could compete with baked wings well sure yeah i've had air fried stuff and this is pretty that's what i'm saying i had some air fried shrimp and i was like this is this is pretty close too this is the same thing you gonna say about the ribs you can be like hey i just don't see that with ribs but you guys tried it right now man you gotta try craig just said it i said it but i don't want to even wait all you got to do i already know i'm throwing this hey craig don't worry don't waste your breath on these you add the smoke flavoring i don't want to waste a rib don't raise your breath on these neanderthals i can't get with it [Music] all right i got a question we can okay y'all in a rap or we gotta quote no i didn't i don't have anywhere we good let's do the question all right we'll do this question where is it where's it at in my phone okay yeah just i like you to look at your phone and stay prepared yeah where's it at dusty this one should be a banger your stepson you've been raising him since he was 12 13. he's now 16 years old you had him in all kinds of sports treat him like he's your own son took care of him the whole shebang you guys get into a little spat little argument over dumping the trash you tell him to take out the trash and he's like you know you know what teenagers are and he looks at you in your face and says and says you're not my dad i don't have to listen to you you are not my dad do you forgive him eventually forgive you not become his dad at that point [Music] you just stop providing for him i mean you got to provide common sense wise but i'm just saying exactly but i'm just saying the emotional attachment is it gone now once he tells you that that's a hard hitting line though you're not especially he's been all good you've been providing trash huh where's his dad his real dad his real dad lives across town never been much he sees him occasionally i think just giving the facts presented i feel like whatever that was said it was on something i don't know what you're going through emotionally i'm a holla i'm a holla at the wife okay this is what he said come back to him later like yo bro what's the deal oh you can hear me oh so i'm gonna come back and be like i'm highlight the wife mm-hmm like this is what he said i'm coming to him later after the heat of the moment because in the moment i'm probably gonna say some wild [ __ ] back well i'm just trying to [ __ ] your mama well you know i don't want to say that so and then find out like where it was over the trash if he said that his dad is stealing his knife or whatever like i understand that so you giving him the benefit of the doubt like what you why are you saying what are you going through right and especially if i've only been there three four years that's not even though i've been yeah i mean like i get it you didn't have your your dad your first 12 you probably you might still not even be over the divorce right right you might so i'm like all right you know what's the deal okay before i freak out but so you wouldn't take it personal pretty much and at that moment probably not not from a dumb ass teenager that's you know i don't think nothing personal some teenager says out of all this taking it testosterone angst no i'm taking it you are no no no i'll be like i'll be like where'd that come from yeah i would want to know the source was like we never had no beef no skirmishes you you took out the trash he didn't took out the trash before right yeah yeah so it was just what you what is coming from would it hurt though is it gonna hurt you yeah you don't you don't like to hear that yeah i mean it was unnecessary like i'm already knowing i'm not your dad yeah right which is why i don't think it would hurt like i think i would feel like i understand like i don't think it would hurt like i'd just be like duh [ __ ] like i know that it would it wouldn't hurt me it would hurt me because he hurt because it's a this is a shot you're shooting at me you're trying to disrespect me and it's like it's unnecessary right i feel like because i know it's a lash out i guess i'm like like you know people just say stuff because i'm just i mean i'm mad because they could easily come back next day like hey man i didn't you know i didn't i was just from a teenager i'm not gonna yeah emotions and they just it'd be different that's not a young teenager that's six sixteen you know but you're still you're still an idiot you're still a teenager with me at that point i know all right you must be getting [ __ ] now so we're going to have to talk about what's going on and what's the what's the underlying rule yeah this isn't just the trash you feeling yourself obviously like do you want to go live with your dad is that an issue like i feel like there would be something why you said that oh yeah for sure you know i would i would back all the way off i'd be like hey man you're right i'd back all the way off but you just said you ain't taking it personal i'm not i'm not i'm not gonna be like i'm so hurt i just like because clearly you need for one you need some space clearly i don't know what you're going through but you need to figure that out for two i think that hey if you i i'm not trying to be your dad bro i'm gonna go back all the way up i'm not gonna i'm gonna just go like hey good morning i'm gonna do all that natural stuff but everything extra i did i'm not doing that stuff i could see the bad cop moment like you know what you ain't none of my food i'm not doing that and he living in my crib right yeah yeah i definitely uh definitely that seems personal though if you're not going to help him no no you can't just say that to me no no all this stuff you're saying about taking over the practice all this other stuff that you're doing i'm not doing all that stuff anymore i'm like i'm like oh he cutting off you ain't not dad no more you click you clearly need you clearly need some space i'm like wait i'm confused because it's just like it's just kind of like when you're regular kids right if they say something like oh you grown now okay great i'm gonna go all the way back let you feel what this let me let you so you you grown you want to pay okay you i pay nothing and we'll see how grown you are exactly right it's just the less it's just uh because and then you clearly don't know and this is after i'm not going to even do that in a moment that does sound like it's being taken personal though but if we if we like this is after the way it can't be personal this is after the if you won't give me where this came from right then i'll be like okay so you you meant oh you're saying okay i'm not okay that's fine dad can you run me practice call your father dad i'm just done i'm like i need ten thousand call of duty you need ten dollars from a stranger who's not your dad i can set that dollar i'm just i'm just gonna bone his mom extra hard that week let him hear it all in the next room then you'll see who's daddy i am i was some i was somebody's daddy i'm hungry ain't no food in here cuz call your pops man call your father call your dad okay fair for your answers i mean i'm just saying that's what i would do with even with is growing up i plan on taking stuff away i'm like great you don't need this anymore then i how about that you clearly don't need what i got you right you clearly don't need this all right but you're not my dad over the trash it's just bro anybody anybody that's what i'm saying how long has been on your heart though for you to come with that just automatically you're not my dad man it probably didn't come out of nowhere that's what i'm saying i think it's so out of control if we ain't never had no beefs and that just came that's what i'm like all right there is no right moment for that if y'all playing video games and he says you're not my dad you're like yeah any time he says it it shouldn't you know what i mean but if i'm saying especially if there's if it that doesn't smooth sailing for three like i mean no issues and that just comes out i'm like all right what happened bro that's what i'm like if y'all never had a relationship you know what i mean it's always been right exactly like day one he was like you're not my dad yeah i know man yeah they won it with her but if y'all got a relationship but that's three years in the game and i've been doing all this and he lived with me and he gonna say that my feelings is gonna be i'm gonna be hurt man i don't think he missed it i feel like he's done this whether he meets it or not i'm gonna be hurt and he has to make that right for me and he will he'll come around that's cool i can find the source yeah i'd be like okay you're putting in all this work for someone that's i mean not your son cause that's a dagger right you're not my dad like i i know yeah yeah i just like hey that's the elephant in the room we know that i just like hey i'm not i'm not trying to be your dad man like i'm not trying to be i'm trying to be a good support system here for you whatever you need you know what i mean i'm not trying to replace your father but uh but check this out kid real talk but check this out move in with your hey man hey bro i'm saying if you need me if you need if something was dire i'd be there of course right if something was dire something happened by the car accident i'm there i'm not gonna be like oh you're the car accident you're bleeding out oh you're dead i couldn't do that [Laughter] hey you need 20 bucks you're trying to take some girl out of something call your problems man definitely call your dad excuse me no get out the way at the tv you ain't in a way little stuff not painful little stuff that's today and even stuff that he cares about his wi-fi code could y'all ever rebuild that relationship though could you repair that is that repairable yeah let's say he's like he apologized at that moment this happened earlier right they or i just got into it with my mom over my dad i'm not over divorced whatever depends on what his reasoning you know what i'm saying i just feel like it's to say that something that's just weird yeah it's just weird we're gonna have to have a conversation though yeah yeah we're having a conversation okay i changed that wi-fi password yeah yeah i need i need to we need to talk about that you're still taking this trash out yeah right yeah that's definitely happening too yeah i'll let that trash pile up ain't gonna lead the trash there oh yeah yeah i'm not you're not my dad that's fine but this trash is trash gotta go we'll talk about that that's when the tussle begins yeah you're gonna take his trash out trash one way or another and call your dad that was a good question though who zinger gave us that question that was a deal hey tony question has has sincerest said something that disrespected in you dc and you craig you guys got older kids had your kids ever said something that you that was hurtful to you in a disrespectful way like that hell yeah like like what did he say i can't remember what it was what i would my oldest avi i mean obvi got into it i forgot what it was but it got heated and uh it was awkward for a long time mm-hmm awkward for a long time when you get into it with an adult kinda you be like you look at them like oh this was later it's later in life yeah we got into a big time but i forgot i thought i thought his question was pertaining to like kids well well no like older kids yeah it could be teenager and up yeah like teenagers yeah we got into it in uh and it took like about like two months for it to be like normal again for both of us because we're probably similar and probably because she it wasn't like she was just saying stuff i was like oh what if you do you think i asked for this yeah i was in high school kill your puppy yeah this is how you feel finally like let's get this off our chest and then i never got to let you yeah right how did that should be born no well conversations come to me through a third party it's never like he never straight-up ass said something to you yeah it's always through like uh uh somebody that's gonna help the case the girls are bothering when girls are not feeling that you did this pretty much you should call because this is what's happening and this was feeling i'm like what okay it's a padding there i guess i i react a little different when the aggression comes oh i don't do aggression we don't see ready drunk drunk craig definitely don't do aggression uh for me i can't even recall uh an instance with either one of them there's nothing that you said you name it like hey man i don't like that i don't like the way you said that i don't know i'm pretty sure you're gonna stop zombies out here hey dad tomorrow just just don't just don't sign on dude don't get on this even with moments with serene when he was like he was fumbling the ball at the house he was man and even then like you know when i was when i would talk to him and never got he never came to me like disrespectfully like you know him and his mom they've had you know certain combos but me and him you know i had to i had to dig in but it wasn't like he was coming at me on certain you know it was just like yo like what are you doing like you know but that's but that's not the question uh obviously but no but you answered it you didn't have a real thing yeah yeah never had a real uh moment like but they're very i don't say they fear you they really really really respect you yeah you can't straight up like clearly respect you you know what i'm saying so i never felt i never felt like disrespected uh they disrespected me on what serene did when i gave him money for a ticket and he spent it on other stuff that's when i was like boy let me tell you something but it was like you know it wasn't done it was done sneakily in there wait so what and then boy let me tell you yeah man i was hot i was like look man you know so did you grab him by a shirt collar i was on the phone he was on the phone so he grabbed him by his phone shirt collette grabbed the phone him up had to phone him by the column let me tell you something dad you're wrinkling my shirt through the phone okay so like when i hear y'all answer these questions right like you guys have grown adult me and chad have babies y'all haven't grown i've met all your kids they're well-adjusted kids they're very mannered they're good kids blah blah so like on last week's episode we was we dismissed the books really fast people was like why aren't y'all still against books no one said anything about being against all books i just said when it comes to certain things i don't feel like a book it's necessary y'all against books none of y'all had parenting books kids are great right yeah i mean so i was like and so the question because we had a question last week chad's but it was like would you read a relationship book to your kids and i was like at the time i was like well i don't feel like that's necessary like you just what you recommend recommending yeah and i'm like i don't feel that's especially like let's say at that point in time my kid comes to me about relationships i've been in his mama at that time been with her what almost 20 years something like that you've seen so i feel like i have the tools to give you right and from what you've seen you know you grew up in a healthy environment you bought you know i'm saying so that's why i dismissed the book so fast now if they somebody said go build a table right now well let me read a book on i don't know what i'm doing right and it's a specific when it comes to people because everybody's different every situation is different i was like when it comes to the book i was just like i feel like these books be like that's how you raise the kids you know involves psychology and stuff right i get that but i'm just like it's still your kid is going to be different in your situations it depends on the environment there's so many things and it's like well i think i just don't feel like i need it i think that's why it is good to have those books or whatever the more perspectives i think you have the better because of course you know not everything works for everybody right but i'm like the more one of the books that helped me way more than just it was that five love languages book and they have five luggage for like you teens for your kids now they have like offer different ones not just your spouse but one thing it gave me outside of seeing how somebody else because you know that whole book it kind of depends on like how someone else receives love right you treat somebody by the way by their loved one it really helped me see me how i respond to stuff you know what i mean and then because i was like i'm big on words on like your tone what you say to me it really affects me you know what i'm saying so it's not like they say you're like chad it's [ __ ] up but it's like hey chess you [ __ ] up i'm like hey dog yeah yeah you can say that but the way you bring it to me if there's no aggression there like let's take that out right that's a big thing for me but also how i talk to my mom now like and friends you know you had to get that from a book yeah because it's different when it breaks it down to you of how i'm like okay this person is once once i had a reference point to look at now and i go like oh i can see that now you know that's oh that's stuff i couldn't see before so it i think it even helps me even when i'm working and when i'm talking to my family and like even cousins i go like this is the type of person that responds well to gifts this person responds well to words this person responds well to compliments responsible you know responsible to like doing something like like i said i i didn't think about yobana liking when i cook breakfast for her makes her feel special i give her compliments they don't really mean much to her you know what i mean but i make a breakfast she's like okay i see you but she responds to that's a different lighter acts of service acts of service that's that one so you know but i didn't read that i didn't know that until i read that book and i go like she's that's what she likes now you know what i mean if i clean this if i do that for her she responds well to that she don't give a [ __ ] about the compliments at all you know what i mean so you know like i said that that's why that books help at times and some things you might not need you know but as far as just referencing i'll be like take that in because it's you know somebody else's pov which is great you're getting somebody else's wisdom yeah i don't think we were like but yeah we never said we were leaving he started he sounded like he was [ __ ] on books traditionally but then he changed yeah i don't feel like i thought we were saying he was like you know yeah and then two on when it comes to that i think different perspectives are important but i feel like let's say i had a parenting que or i'm going through with my kids well i have i have a father that i can talk to i have friends that are great fathers right so i'm like that's what when i think of books for that kind of stuff i just feel like i know enough people but and you're that's not everybody's reality though the facts but they the question was to us whatever i do no because of my reality i have a father i have uncles i have friends and i have that i can bounce off am i tripping if you don't know me like for me you know i got all that i wouldn't go to my family like i would go to a book i would go to my dad historically like my family you know we we grew up very like you know we weren't talking about like deep [ __ ] like that like you know we were just like especially when i got older i started opening it up and saying how it felt but growing up no it was just like we we weren't discussing stuff like that and so like even now but sometimes my mom be like i don't really want to you know get in there my dad be hiding all kind of stuff i'll be watching you know so you can't always go to your family or whatever to get the game real perspective like you can see certain things and every time the stuff that you see ain't even really what it is like oh i saw my parents doing this and then you'll talk to them be like well actually during that time i was thinking this and going oh no oh oh and that's what they give you the information right one of the best things i heard that i try to implement with people hopefully with izzy one day was oh what's up sincere what's happening tonight uh yeah one of the best things i heard was from this uh book this cat name uh brian tracy he was saying that uh he was saying that um i told my kids that uh if you of course if you lie to me it's gonna be a problem right but it was like when people say oh i can't get my kids out lying to you it's like well are you giving a reason not to lie to you in the sense of like you know he's like if you always tell me the truth you'll never get in trouble you know he's like i never wanted my kids to be fearful of telling me the truth so it was always because me and my brother we liked our parents all the time right because we grew up it was naturally yeah yeah because it was ass whipping time you know and i think that one time my mom was like i'm not gonna get mad if you tell me the truth and i was like no i've heard this before you feel like a trap yeah and then she was like i'm serious tell me the truth i'm not gonna get upset and i told the truth and then she was like okay all right well let's work on it and i was i'm waiting like tomorrow you know that's days i'm waiting for this come up and spread it and then it never came and that was like that one time i really felt like i can trust her to tell her the truth which is a crazy thought to like want to trust your parents but also like even that that came from when i same with like you know with the wife i go like oh man i don't ever feel like i have to lie to you about something you know what i mean or the same verse like don't lie to me like you can't make me upset by telling me how you feel or what you did like that's crazy a lot of people don't trust that you've been like are you sure you want the truth like yeah and then you'd be scared of when they react off the truth if i give you the truth right one time you're going to be tripping and you react off but it's honestly right to make somebody feel like i see it hold on kidding yeah [Laughter] i never thought it was my responsibility to give somebody a reason to tell the truth and so once i put that on me i was like oh that changed everything how i talked whoa [ __ ] came for you tony so but that like i said that came from so things like that you know and that was like one blurb of a book that stuck with me right the book was even about that you know what i mean but it was one blurb and i was like you know what i mean that's why i think like those things are great because you might get some stuff and hey you might not right you might waste your time on a goddamn book which which happens i didn't think about that aspect that some people don't have people to talk to right i didn't think about that and people had to understand when they listened to this we all answer questions based on our reality situations and whatever so a lot of a lot of my people don't see that either if it doesn't fit your situation don't take it personally all right all right and i think i think for me and this is something i'm discovering about myself i think the way i speak you know obviously is based on my reality and people take it personal because i'm just making it seem like well it's this this way but but that how it it is that way for me you know what i'm saying but that it's not that way for everybody else they must have really made a big deal about these books in the comments well no i'm just talking in general just me and me as a person like people what how i speak people it's not what i say really it's how i'm saying it and people be like damn dude like it's not hard that's you know cut and dry or whatever whatever but i'm always answering based on you know my how i was trying your experience yeah my experience so it's not for everybody right if you're asking me a question though this is but also if you don't lead with empathy people automatically assume you're dry your heart you know if you don't go like uh well you know if you don't leave with empathy people like no because we can't baby through everything though we can baby some questions sometimes it's just like oh sometimes you just see something for what it is you go like oh underneath all the all this this is it right if you tell somebody this they're like yeah but this person's feelings it's like i ain't got nothing to do with them drinking and driving like whatever it is with this question we started with i don't know i started with i don't teach them relationship books but there are other books that i do right and we named a couple of them which one's your name i missed it [Music] [Music] i think it's important too to know yourself to know how you receive information so if you are somebody who don't like taking advice from people you know or then dive into them damn books a lot of people don't like taking advice if you can't hear like a lot of times with with mothers and daughters their fathers and sons are you can't hear it from the person that you just can't hear it right so you might have to go to a different source right to be able to gather the information it happens like that sometimes it depends i'm insane i'm like well man yeah you didn't say no you haven't been saying it the way it that you know we all learn differently tony make chad's a sandwich he understands it [Laughter] what's your love language chad so i found out that mines was uh because most people have two all right right some people what's the two put them out there so mine are uh physical touch and uh uh uh uh words of uh [ __ ] the words of uh where's of affirmation okay so so finding that out was to like playing sports was big on like come on you know attaboys you know what i mean like that was a big part of this yeah yeah you know that was a big so growing up i kind of realized that too like i was a big part of and even the physical touch this is not i just hope people don't make this sound molesty but like even when you get affection from like your dad tickling you like my dad was big on tickling and yeah like that you know yeah i don't want people to be like tickle that boy you like this well i'm just trying to break it down so but it's a lot of is how you grow up right so you know if your mom came and she made everybody's plate you know what i mean if your mom everybody did their plate and then you'd be like oh i like when people make my plate because that's how i got show love and all that other stuff yeah so i was just breaking it down when i was a kid but yeah yeah those are those are the things so if you come in you're like hey chaz what's happening that's why i like to dab it everybody you know i get and i get that i understand that i guess i guess for me i just i'm good at learning from other people or just even about myself like i watched uh kevin melissa's love hour podcast and they were talking about triggers and then i paused it and started reflecting like oh so you know i but i can like my dad you know he's older so all he do now is talk about i should have did this and i should have did this blah blah blah blah and i tell him all the time like even within your mistakes i was still learning i learned what not to do i learned you know maybe handle this situation differently you know yeah like a lot of people think i messed up because i didn't do this correctly but your children are still learning from things you do wrong and that's okay too and i so i try to all three of me and my brothers are different my dad be talking about the conversations he had a conversation with my brother recently and he was like i was like cause keon don't care and kyra but he cared yeah that was his thing and but i'll be listening all this stuff and then i'll do self-reflection like okay well you know everybody ain't the same you know stuff like that so i'll be listening i'll be listening i just take it in and then all right this is right everything's not gonna resonate with you which is fine yeah you know and i it ain't like i don't know i'd be like i'll get the [ __ ] out i know i do that yeah it's not like i don't know i don't like when you come to me with something and then i might be like you should try this you should try that and then go like i had to come here for advice when they gonna get on people you can talk to yourself then what you're gonna wait for well some people just want to get off their chest yeah just one event they really didn't come for the advice i just want i just want to ear well fine yeah right because i'm gonna try to help you i'm gonna like let's figure it out that's my go-to reaction maybe you should try i didn't come i just want to get this off my chest no doubt don't ask me for advice and then you start giving me advice you know what i mean like because you just want to be a teacher don't ask a question because you just want to talk some people are a horrible student right they just always want to teach yeah yeah put you on and then when you try to return the favor yeah they shut it down because if you if you got that energy but like nah man don't teach me right you ain't exactly bro you know what i'm saying that's the thing i don't want to hear you no more if you never hear me exactly like that's annoying annoying as [ __ ] like you got to be able but it's got to be a two-way street like i hear you what you're saying is correct but every time i say something you blow it off yeah man right exactly you can give me the best advice in the world yeah i'm still not listening to like tony i don't think you should do that cocaine [Music] yeah the whole time [Laughter] cam where we at all right we out of here man look at that 16 more minutes don't [Laughter] if y'all got any questions for us ask us in the youtube comments section we'll tackle them on the show and uh make sure you put question in all caps right in the beginning so it pops and gets our attention uh thank y'all for tuning in as usual y'all got anything to plug just the same old same oh still got him the hell of hoodies and shirts and shirts uh the reds are out there's no more shirt because that was supposed to be red limited time you missed that but the hoodies i decided to keep and valentine's day is coming up so i decided to keep the reds out there's a few reds left you can still get them and then the blacks you know they're going to be here helen you're going anywhere on the road yeah uh atlanta comedy theater next week well i don't know thursday's next week next week okay atlanta and i got and i got merch coming out soon proven merch if you follow me on instagram i'm dropping some proof stuff yeah they follow any patients gregory it's gonna come on tv soon okay wait you said it's coming on soon uh they still gotta animate it i'm working on this animation yeah yeah yeah and our show doesn't come out to february i'm like i gotta wait i got nothing now okay couple months though all right oh we're in mid-january huh it's mid-january yeah big bigger season two should be out now yeah please i don't think it's hard isn't it it's not i don't know craig you should know uh i'm on the next project that's true that true that all right yeah y'all uh you know what i'm saying tony bacon and friends the next show will be february 12th get your 15 together anyway y'all as usual we out here

Channel: Tony Baker

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Keywords: daddy issues, daddy, issues, Tony Baker, Craig Wayans, Chaz Rodgers, dc ervin, keon polee, fatherhood, black fathers, black dads, kids, black children, children, raising kids, teenagers, raising teens

Id: LMq6D0El6M8

Length: 106min 3sec (6363 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 21 2021