Aperture Investment Opportunity #2: "Bot Trust"

[Aperture Science theme] CAVE JOHNSON here. FACT: The key to any successful cooperative test is trust. And as our data clearly shows, humans cannot be trusted. The solution: robots! Then fire the guys who made those robots, and build better robots. Then run those robots through a regimen of trust exercises. Creating a foundation of mutual respect, reinforced by the simulated bonds of artificial friendship. Inspiring stuff. And finally, we put that trust to the test. Bam! Robots gave us six extra seconds of cooperation. Good job, robots. Cave Johnson. We're done here.

Channel: Valve

Views: 4,000,367

Keywords: Portal

Id: AZMSAzZ76EU

Length: 0min 53sec (53 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 28 2011

Reddit Comments

[u/username489]

They referenced pancake robots.. they fucking referenced pancake robots! I didn't know I could love them more.

[u/z3rb]

Is it just me, or were they making fun of the GameStop pre-order frame things?

[u/temp42704]

Wait, Valve said that they would release the next video on Tuesday, http://www.thinkwithportals.com/blog.php?id=5163&p=1(At the end). But it's only Monday.

Gentleman, Valve Time is now faster than real time.

[u/Gfaqshoohaman]

This reaffirms my belief that the Gamestop pre-order skins for the bots is a prank by Valve.

[u/p2im0]

Huge props to Valve for doing the ads themselves and making them quality.

[u/[deleted]]

J.K. Simmons as Cave... it doesn't get any better.

[u/[deleted]]

It's amazing how Valve can make mute robots with more personality than most human game characters. Less than a month. I'll be spending so much time playing this.

[u/adlarn]

Valve, I love you.

[u/[deleted]]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY