Aperture Investment Opportunity #3: "Turrets"

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Looks like Valve read this old comic: http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=247

👍︎︎ 6 👤︎︎ u/Suzushiiro 📅︎︎ Apr 05 2011 🗫︎ replies

hahaha "I'm different."

👍︎︎ 4 👤︎︎ u/finalaccountdown 📅︎︎ Apr 05 2011 🗫︎ replies

I love these videos. For those of you who don't know how youtube works have some more links.

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And of course for those of you confused by the bullet joke in the video it has to do with the fact that when a bullet is fired only the tip actually exits the barrel. The rest of the bullet contains the material to make it go!

/tmyk

👍︎︎ 4 👤︎︎ u/Kazurik 📅︎︎ Apr 05 2011 🗫︎ replies

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>> CAVE JOHNSON here. Introducing the consumer version of our most popular military-grade product: The Turret. How do we get so many bullets in 'em? Like this. Plus, we fire the whole bullet. That's 65% more bullet per bullet. This is the same technology we've been using on robots for decades. Heh, heh. Scares the hell out of 'em. They come in hundreds of designer colors, including Forest Desert table An Evening At The Improv (what idiot picked these?) Then we box 'em up and ship 'em straight to YOUR DOORSTEP. So you can protect the things that matter most. >> TURRET: Good night! >> CAVE: Just try and get close to that baby. Hah! Your funeral. Cave Johnson. We're done here.

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Channel: Valve

Views: 6,126,531

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Keywords: Portal 2, portal, Aperture Science, Turrets

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Length: 0min 56sec (56 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 05 2011