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starts right now with Night of the Veggie Zombies! -♪ He's Orange,
he has a lot of friends ♪ ♪ They live together
on a fruit stand ♪ ♪ They have adventures
all across the land ♪ ♪ And even play in a
rock and roll band ♪ ♪ He's Orange ♪ ♪ Annoying Orange ♪ ♪ He's Orange ♪ ♪ Annoying Orange ♪ ♪ He's Orange ♪
[Orange laughs] -(announcer) This is a Fruit
News Network special report. -We've received numerous
sightings, unconfirmed, of zombie vegetables attacking
fruit stands around the globe. There is no need to panic. [zombies snarling]
Wait... this just in. I can now confirm the report,
and you are welcome to panic. [screaming] [car alarms wailing,
zombies snarling] -What is it zombies don't
understand about person space? -I never thought
it would end like this. -(Midget Apple)
Me either. -Orange, there's something
you should know before we... get eaten alive.
I've always felt a certain... -Appeal?
-Well, actually... -(both)
A peel! [fruit scream] -Oh. You meant that literally. [collective screams] -I guess you're
probably wondering how this all came to be-- our world overrun with
hungry zombie vegetables. Well, it all started because some children refused
to eat their veggies. -(girl)
Ew! Gross! -(Orange) An evil alien race
of broccoli saw opportunity in the mass of vegetable waste
and seized on it. -The time has come,
my cruciferous minions. Human children have foolishly
discarded enough vegetables to give us the
zombie army we need to destroy all fruit on Earth! Our dream of a fruitless planet
where veggies are number-one by a complicatedly preposterous
plan will soon come to be! -(minions)
Death to fruit! -Send out the zombie signal! -(Orange) Using advance
space technology... [slicing] ...the aliens brought
discarded vegetables to life, creating a hungry zombie army. [zombies snarling] What do zombie vegetables
feed on, you ask? [snarling continues] Yeah, fruit. So thanks for not
eating your vegetables, kids. But before we get devoured,
let's go back a few minutes to when everything was
still right with the world. The day started
just like any other. Hey! Hey, guys!
Why are you all scowling at me? Is this a frownie meeting? I'll take six cases of
oatmeal fudgy-bottoms. [laughs] -This is an intervention,
Orange. You need help. -You mean like a butler? Sweet. I'm gonna name him Froderick.
[laughs] -I told you he wouldn't
take this seriously. He's just laughing at us,
like always. -Whoa, for your information,
I have a condition that makes me
laugh uncontrollably at my own terrible jokes. -Really? What's it called? -Giggle-chuckle-itis.
[laughs] See? Aw, come on. It's a real condition.
Look it up. [others groan] -Orange,
if you're really serious, I might know
someone who can help. -[German accent]:
Tell me about your mother. Is she still around? -Of course she's round.
She's an orange. [laughs] -Ooh, tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk. This is the worst case of
giggle-chuckle-itis I've seen. I fear you may choke
on your own mirth. -What can I do, Doc?
I wanna live! -Well, we have had some
success with aversion therapy. -What version?
[laughs] Sorry. -From now on, when you feel
the urge to laugh, [chuckles] I want you to picture the
least funny thing in the world. -Hmm. -Are you picturing
something unfunny? -Boy, am I. -Okay.
Now, I tell you the joke, ja? And you just concentrate on
that image in your head. There were two pistachio nuts--
[snickers] walking down the street--
[snickers] and one was "a-salted."
[chortles] -Uh,
when are you telling the joke? -I just did.
-Tell a funny one. -It WAS funny. I am a gifted jokesmith with
the walls to prove it. -[gasps]
Then you're saying... I'm cured!
I'll never laugh again! -Yeah, right. -I'll believe that
when I see it. [zombie nibbling]
[screams] Help me! -See? Normally Apple being
attacked by zombie rutabaga would make me
spit chuckle-seeds, but I don't feel the slightest-- [gasping]:
Zombie rutabaga! Run for your lives! -[screaming]:
Why?! [zombies snarling] Give it back, jerk. -Aah, zombie attack!
-The horror, the horror! -There's no way out. Yay! -Yay?
-Happy-joyful-itis-- it's a condition. -I've got a doctor you
could see about that. -Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ah!
Guys, I got the ranch dressing. -Ranch dressing? -Veggie zombies hate that stuff almost as much as they
hate happiness... and babies. [boom!]
-Nerville, look out! [zombies snarling] -[screaming]
No! -(both)
No! -No! I hate vegetables!
[screams] -He's gone.
-Yay! You got that doctor's card? -This is a perfect chance to put our emergency vegetable
zombie attack plan into action. -We have one of those?
-We do now. Grapefruit, Grandpa Lemon,
you guys man the FCDS. [cricket chirps] Fruit Cart Defense System. [mechanical whirring]
-With pleasure. [mechanical whirring] -Aw, I was gonna take a nap.
-Little Apple, get the Emergency Fruit
Broadcast System running and find out where
the survivors are congregating. -Already on it.
-What about the rest of us? -We're going zombie huntin'. -Zombie hunting! Yay! -(together)
Yeah! [heroic music playing] [zombies snarling] -[snoring] -Orange, I'm surprised. We just laid waste to
at least 50 zombies, and you didn't laugh once. -I told you, I'm a new orange.
A serious orange. An orange who doesn't
hide behind the mask of a fool. An orange who wants to-- -[snarling] [boom!] -Whoa! Nice shooting! -Thanks. So you were
saying something about... -Guys, little problem. -[grumbles] [zombies moaning] -I just got word of a
safe house outside the market. Mr. Banana's Coffee Kiosk
is made of metal. It's impervious to zombies. Repeat, if you can get to the
Banana Kiosk, you'll be safe. -You think we can make it? -Well, we're out of ammo
and surrounded by zombies. -We're pretty much doomed. -Don't be like that. There's always a rainbow
after a hurricane. I'll meet you there. Yay! [boing!] -Marshmallow, no!
-Aah! -Aah! Save yourselves! Don't let me get eaten
by veggies in vain. Yay! [giggles]
It tickles! [giggling] [zombies snarling] -Eat my rind, you undead freaks! Uh, not literally though,
please, okay? -[snoring as blaster rattles] [zombies moaning "fruit"] -We've got to get
out of here now! -No way! This cart is our home,
and I can't leave Grandpa Lemon! [dramatic riffs] -Ooh, Grandma Lime, is that you? [zombies moaning "fruit"] [munching] -Oh! I wish I could unsee that! -You and me both.
-Go. Live your life. There's nothing left here. Or there will be
in about 12 seconds. I hit the fruit cart
self-destruct button. -(electronic voice)
The fruit cart will explode in ten... nine... Oh, we don't have
time for a countdown. It'll explode... now. -Go on,
you adorable little runt! Get outta here! Don't look back! Now let's make
a veggie stir fry! [ka-boom!] [fruit screaming] -Guys, Midget Apple, over here! -It's Little Apple! -Wow, even under a zombie
attack, that's a concern? -I've got a real deep-rooted
inferiority complex. -I know a good
doctor you could see. [zombies snarling] -No. Stay back! Stay back! [snarling continues] [fruit screaming] -So, this is pretty much
where you came in. Looks hopeless, right? Wrong. -Lester's peeled.
There's no place left to-- hide! -[snickering] -Orange, it isn't funny. -[echoing laugh] [ka-boom!] Aw. I thought I was cured. -Orange, I think your laugh
just made their heads explode. -That annoying chuckle is a natural zombie
defense mechanism. -I hate to say it, Orange,
but your laugh is infectious... to zombies.
-And to think I nearly let medical science destroy
this valuable weapon. [echoing laugh] [explosions] [laughter continues] -You think you can defeat
my vegetable zombie army? Right now, they're attacking fruit stands worldwide,
you hear me? You'll never stop them! Never! -We'll see about that.
And we're live. -Hey! Hey, zombie vegetables... [echoing]:
murder! [laughter echoing] -This isn't over, you hear me? I still have my minions
to destroy you! [descending whistle] [crush!] -Grapefruit sticks the landing! -[yawns]
What a refreshing nap. I miss anything? -I don't care for any of you! -Hey-hey, everybody! -(Passion Fruit) Marshmallow?
-You're alive? How? -Oh, I have a secret way
of dealing with zombies. [roaring belch] Whoops! Secret's out!
[giggles] [laughter] -Well, it looks like this zombie
adventure is dead and buried. -(Pear) Not quite!
-(Orange) Apple zombie? [laughs] Hey, how come
you didn't 'splode? -I'm not a zombie. Veggie zombies can't
turn fruit into zombies. It's a scientific impossibility. [groans] -Oh. Too bad. Well, remember kids,
eat your veggies. If you don't, we might
just make sequel. -(Pear) Sequel?!
[all scream] -[groans] Sweet salamander sandals. [groans]
I got to get a mop. [zombie yipping] [screams] No! Help! Help me! Aah! I want some veggie zombies now. [screaming] [remix music] [screams] Ranch dressing! [slow-motion]:
It's so slow. I'm gonna keep one. It's kind of expensive. Captioned by StreamCaptions.com Fruitspeed, as they say. As I-- I say that. -(director) Cut! It looks great!
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