♪ He's orange, he has a lot of friends ♪ ♪ They live together on fruit stand ♪ ♪ They have adventures all across the land ♪ ♪ And even play in a rock 'n roll band ♪ ♪ He's Orange, Annoying Orange ♪ ♪ He's Orange, Annoying Orange ♪ ♪ He's Orange ♪ (laughs) (grunts) (electronic chimes) How can you sit there playing that idiotic game in this kind of heat? Eat star trident, newb. (laughs) The last 23 times you beat me were luck. This time you're going down. Finally, I just crushed you, Blueberry. Boned. Oh, no. My Z-Orb overheated. Any luck, Nerville? Oh, hey, guys. Did you fix the AC? No way. She's a goner. No match for this weird heat. What do you mean Nerville? It's 8:00 p.m. Isn't it dark outside? No, that's what I'm trying to tell you guys. It's supposed to be night, but it's still day. That's got to be why it's getting so darn hot. The sun hasn't set? Oh, no. It's happening. The prophecy is coming true. What's happening? The earth hamster has stopped running in his wheel. Somebody go to the toy section and grab some marbles. Grandpa Lemon lost his. I'm completely of sound mind, you jabbering buffoon. And mark my words... if the earth hamster stopped running, we're all doomed. Wha? Billions and billions of years ago, when the universe was new... You were in high school. There was a powerful being known as the space toddler. A child so gigantic... (baby laughs) that he used stars as soccer balls, and black holes as toilets. (toilet flushes) The space toddler needed a place to keep his herd of magical intergalactic hamsters. So he used stardust to make giant hamster balls, placed a hamster in each one, and spread these throughout the universe. So the earth spins because there's a hamster in the middle of it, running in a wheel? How adorable. Not as adorable as my pecs. Gross. (grunts) When the earth hamster stops running, the earth heats up like a hemorrhoid on a swampy summer's day. The last time this happened... the dinosaurs went the way of... the dinosaurs. By golly, we have to get to the center of the earth and make that hamster start running again. You know, I think I may have just the thing for that. (mechanical whirring) Whoa. Oh, yeah! (all cheering) (snores) All aboard, troops. We're going to the center of the earth. As I recall, this earth plane is controlled by an autonomous cloud based techno-personality named Starry... and she is way hot. A what? (electronic voice): A hyperintelligent robot. My name is Starry. Nice to meet you, Annoying O-range. My name is Orange. Who ever heard of a super-powerful computer that talks like they're from dumbland? What a dumba-dumba. No, no, d-d-don't mind my fiend here, Starry. He means well, but he's got a brain the size of a chicken nugget. What he means to ask is... can you take us to the center of the earth? Only if your obnoxious friend apologizes. His remedial level insults have caused a short wire in my offense circuit, and can only be repaired with an apology. Okay, I'm starry. You mean, I'm sorry? What are you sorry for? I'm the one that called you a dumba-dumba. Fine. You want to go to the center of the earth? Get there yourself. Who is a dumba-dumba now? ORANGE: You are. (electronic whoosh) No, no. You're the dumba-dumba, Orange. Oh, nice, Orange. If I've assembled a Swedish bookshelf, I can fly an earth plane. No problem. (gears crank) No, stop. No, don't touch Starry. Only I'm allowed to touch Starry. Good nuggets. Wait a second. What's this button for? (drill revs) Whoa. (all scream) ORANGE: Hey, Nerville, can you dig it? This is a real grind. (laughs) Ah, I thought this was just a drill. Okay, seriously, how long is this shot? (all scream) See? We didn't need that dumb Starry at all. Flying an earth plane is easy. (beeps) Hey, Nerville, the radar's messed up. It looks like a giant mole is chasing us. (grunts) (screams) That's a giant mole! Ooh. Ooh. Somebody man the laser turrets. I'll do it. (gunshot) (howls) I did it. I saved our lives. No, you didn't. Captain Orange gave the order. Orange, you can steer my ship any time you want. I guess I'm a born captain. Now relax and enjoy the rest of the trip. It's always smooth sailing with Captain Orange at the... (bang) (all scream) (laughs) That was a perfect landing. It was perfect. Something doesn't feel right, here. Yeah, you'd expect a crystal cave covered in weird mushroom art to feel comfortable, but, nope, it feels dangerous. Very perceptive, Grapefruit. (scoffs) Keep talking, and I'll show you dangerous. Stop fighting, you two. Grapefruit is right. It feels like we're being watched. The tip of the drill snapped off when we hit the ground. If we can find something to replace it with, I can probably fix it. Okay, everyone, spread out and see if you can find a crystal we can use to replace the drill. Hey, Pear, have you found anything yet? Nope. Not a thing. Maybe I can help. I'm a big cyclops mushroom with... W-w-w-w-wings! Aw, thanks for offering the help, but we can handle this. See you later. Have a great afternoon. We should go talk to Jason Junior. Who's Jason Junior? Fruit. Awesome. (screams) (crunch) Jerk. Oh, man. Apple a day... keep the doom hounds away. Delish... (farts) Oh, we don't get much fruit down here. I'm super backed up. That's gonna help a lot. What is that thing? I am Jason Junior. Child of the pain father, son of the slaughterer, prince of the destruction, blah, blah, blah... We're gonna conquer the earth, and enslave all the humans. I mean, does that sound fun or what? My dad wanted me to do it a few hundred years ago, but I'm like, Dad, I got my own stuff to do! Pretty soon there won't be anyone up there for you to enslave. The earth hamster stopped running on his wheel. Say what?! (groans) If the earth catches on fire before I enslave humanity, I'm gonna get seriously grounded. I've been grounded, like, 400 times this year already. Oh, boy, you in trouble, okay? Uh, I'm dead meat, man. Look... if you guys get the hamster running again, I'll give you mostly painless deaths. What do you say, huh? Uh, sounds great. Except our drill broke, so we're kind of stuck. Hey, Nerville, how about that goofy thing on his head? How about that for a drill? You're talking about... the unholy crown of the earth serpent. The one and only. I guess you can borrow it. Whatever. (laughs) You have a baby horn. Cute. (roars) Whoa. Great horn. Love the horn. Thank you. Thank you... Whoa, whoa, whoa. And seriously, thanks for saving the world so that I can enslave it later, man. You guys are the best. Love you. Now let's go find that earth hamster. (beeps) (muffled rumbling) (bang) ORANGE: Hey, hey, Earth Hamster. Hey, Earth Hamster. Hey. You're the earth hamster? I was the earth hamster. I'm retired. Now I play video games and eat chips. (beeps) Wait, you're Blueberry? I'm Orange. We've been playing for weeks. Oh, I was wondering where you went, dude. You cheesed me on that last game. I want a rematch. Okay, then, what do you say we make a little gentlemen's wager? Sure, I'm game. If I win, you get back on that wheel and do what you're best at... making the planet spin. And if you lose, I get to use you and your friends as chip dip. Deal. Hello, once again, audience... When we left off, Orange and the fate of everyone else... (screams) Oh, Orange, have you played... you played this... What are these spinning ninja stars? Use your flaming trident, dude. Do the spin attack. What did he sprinkle on your face? Spinning death stars. Oh, jumping... What? You got no life! That's true. We're hamster meat. Starry, I'm sorry for calling you a dumba-dumba. Help, please. Apology accepted. I think we, we did it. We did it! Oh! You hacked me, bro. A deal's a deal, so back on the wheel. Fine. I don't want to play this dumb game anymore anyway. (metallic squeal) Starry... take us home. Actually, Starry, we need to make a little stop first. (loud rumbling) (crash) Hey, oh... Good to see you guys. Did you get that hamster running again? Yep, we sure did. Guess what I'm about to do? Get my planet enslave on. Before you enslave the planet, I want to give you a little "thank you" gift. Here you go. Have fun. Careful, it's addicting. I'm just kidding. Don't be careful. (laughs) Whoa, a Z-Orb. These things are awesome. Yep, loaded with games. Anyway, have fun enslaving the world. Gonna play a couple games, then I'll get to enslaving in, like, a couple hundred years. See you online, newb. Newb. (laughs) Newb. Pwned. (laughs) I just said pwned. (roars) Don't hurt me. ♪ ♪
