♫ He's Orange, he has a lot of friends ♫ They live together on a fruit stand ♫ They have adventures all across the land ♫ And even play in a rock and roll band ♫ He's Orange, Annoying Orange ♫ He's Orange, Annoying Orange ♫ He's Orange (peaceful music) (Italian folk music) - Ah, the international aisle, the perfect place to find a
gift as exotic as Passion Fruit. Then she's finally be
(speaking foreign language), numba-lumba-lumba-lam. - I'm pretty sure that
last one's not a language. - Yeah uh-huh, it's the international
language of love (laughs). - This alley gives me the creeps. - Oh, don't be such a pear-dy cat. It's perfectly safe. - Well, look what we got here. A couple of ripe fruits,
ripe for the picking. Give us your stupid wallets. - I don't deal with rotten apples. Come on, Pear, we can take 'em. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no (screams). - Listen, about that
rotten apples comment, that was just a joke. - Get them. - Hee-yah! (carrot booms) - And then he was like, ha-cha,
and they were like, ow, ooh, and I was like, what? - It sounds like he was using
the ancient art of carrot-tay. - I'm just glad you're okay. You could've been hurt, Pear too. - Psh, not Pear, he ran away. - What? No, not (stammers), it's just, uh, I'm a lover, not a fighter. - I love lovers, yay! - Orange, you must have been so scared. - Nah, I could've taken 'em. - Yeah, right, this bore-ange couldn't defend himself if he tried. - Could too, Ape-fruit (yells). - In the wit test, Orange passes with flying colors (laughs). - In the jerk test, you get an A plus. - And you like smarty-boys, right? - Oh, I do. Let me know if you find one. - Man, if I knew how to fight, Ape-fruit couldn't push me around, and I bet Passion Fruit
would be impressed. (gasps) I've got an idea,
which is usually bad, but in this case, maybe not. Hey, hey, old Carrot,
hey, old Carrot, hey! - Go away. - Can you teach me carrot-tay? I wanna chop salad and
club sandwiches, or mainly, you know, just beat up Grapefruit. - I don't teach anymore. - How 'bout a trade? I'll promise to stop annoying you if you teach me carrot-tay. - You're not annoying me. (Orange babbles) Okay, I'm annoyed! Stop, and I'll teach you
the art of carrot-tay. - So when do I learn how to do back flips and explode hearts? (Carrot sighs) - First we must practice mantra, a word for focus on meditation. - But I wanna bring the pain
all over my enemies' faces. - Carrot-tay is not about violence. It is about inner peace. Now pick a word, something
meaningful to you. - Snap-per-fil-a-gus-tri-us? Eh, a little blah. (gasps) Orange belt! - Yes, that is very, give me! That was my old student's. - What happened to them? - Are you going to pick a word or not? - No, I don't wanna. I can't. - Go on, play for us, Pear, play. - Or are you too scared? (laughs) (Pear yells) - Orange? - I needed your help and you
just peeled away (laughs). (crowd laughing) (Pear screaming) - That's right, you're looking at a bona-fide carrot-tay master. Gotta problem, I'm the solution. Hee-yah, cha-cha, da-ya-ya. - Orange, please, I'm trying to read. - Hee-yah, now you're finished (laughs). Sorry, I'll buy you a new book. - Guys, ah, ah, I saw
this girl on a billboard, and I think I'm in love with her, and I don't know if she likes me back. What do I do? - [Orange] Go talk to her, hee-yah. You can't act like a pear. - Thanks! - Nerville's not shy anymore, yay! - (laughs) Is there any
problem carrot-tay can't solve? - Hey, Passion, I got these
new smart-guy spectacles-- - Give it up, juice for brains. She's too good for you. - If it isn't Orange,
though if you ask me, you're more yellow (laughs). Got any sugar for me, baby, seeing how you love smarty-boys and all? - What? - The only reason you need sugar is 'cause you're so sour (laughs). - You think you're some big citrus 'cause you know carrot-tay? Well, I've been trained in fruit-jitsu. - More like fat jitsu (laughs). - An insult to fruit-jitsu
cannot go unanswered. Whoa-ah! - I've got your answer right here, ai! - Guys, the last thing I want is both of you fighting over me. Aw, who am I kidding? Kinda flattered. - Why don't we settle this
thing like professionals, in the crate? Winner takes all (laughs). - Ew, for real? - Orange, don't! - You're on (laughs). - Absolutely not! - Why won't you let me fight? Is it 'cause I'm not ready,
'cause I'm too wild and raw? What is it, just tell me! - (sighs) Many moons ago, I had a student. He was my best, full of life,
vigor, and vitamin A, until. (baby laughing) No! (baby crunching) No! He'd still be here if not for carrot-tay. That's why I live far
from other vegetables now. - Not your fault. Maybe you couldn't help
him, but you can help me. Please, I need you. - Hmm, we have a lot of work to do. (upbeat music) ♫ Training montage ♫ Training montage ♫ Training montage ♫ He's not very good ♫ He's getting better ♫ Discipline is key ♫ Training montage, training montage ♫ He's ready - Hey, old Carrot, I'm ready! - I have something for you. - An orange belt? Uh, I couldn't! - Put it on (laughs). - I think it's time you move back with the other veggies, back home. - After all these years? - You don't have to be alone anymore. - Thank you, Orange-san. You restore honor. I can finally begin life
again now that I am (yells). (baby laughing) - Old Carrot, old Carrot! - That kid is a menace. - No! (sobs) - So the student is now the master, and the master is now rat food (laughs). - You better watch it, or I'm gonna-- - What? Face it, without anyone
in your corner tomorrow, you'll be kissing dirt, and
I'll be kissing a special lady. (Orange groans) (bell rings) - Ladies and gentle-foods, it's time for the rumble
in the produce jungle. Our first contender, weighing
in at 7.2 ounces, Orange. (crowd cheering) - Oh, I hope he knows what he's doing. - And his opponent, weighing
in at 26 ounces, Grapefruit. (crowd booing) - Geez, he's huge. - Hey, sweetie lips! As soon as I'm done squeezing
the pulp out of Orange here, I'll be ready for our first date, kissy kissy (lips smacking), kissy kissy. - Mm, yeah. (bell rings)
- Begin. - Hee-ya, hoo-wah (shouts), ha ha! Woo, pow! (laughs) So, you ready to give up yet? (crowd boos) - Orange! - That has to hurt. (bell rings) - We gotta get you out of there. - He's so powerful, I can't. - [Carrot] Yes, you can. - Old Carrot, you're alive! - Nope, just a hallucination. Remember, carrot-tay is about inner peace, not about fights. - Of course, thank you, old Carrot! Pear, pear, pear, pear. - What is it? - Nothing, I'm just saying my mantra. - I'm your mantra? Aw. (bell rings)
(crowd cheers) (upbeat music) - Alright, Orange, get
ready for the stem buster. The whirly-bird juice-i-fier! The fruit-a-pult! - I can't watch. - Kill him, murder him, put
him in a grocery bag, yay! - Tilt-a-whirl stam-peel! (Orange yelling) The smarty-boy special. The fruit cart smash. - That's it, that's it, I'm calling it. - Get outta my way! - Grapefruit is disqualified! - I don't care, I'm finishing this. (Orange moaning) - Oh, no, he's outta control. - Somebody's got to stop him. - Prepare to meet your juicer. - Pear, pear, pear. - Why do you keep saying that? - I'll tell you why! Because carrot-tay is not about violence! (whistle screeches) - The winner is Pear! (triumphant music)
(crowd cheering) - Pear, that was amazing! But how did you, wait,
what are you wearing? - You're not the only one
who studied carrot-tay. I was once old Carrot's student, too. - Old Carrot's (yells). - And I learned the hard way that violence only leads to more violence. I couldn't control the
awesome power of carrot-tay, so I swore I would never fight again. (yells) - Pear, why'd you do that? - I dunno, I couldn't stop myself. - I was so worried
about you, such bravery! - Pow (laughs).
(Passion screams) (Pear growls)
- Pear, down, boy, down! - Sorry, Passion, nothing personal! - Pear, get a hold of yourself! - Hee-yah!
(Apple yells) - I love violence! - Hee-yah, pow! - [Marshmallow] Yay! - Sorry! - Carrot-tay is about inner peace, not-- - Hey-yah. - Pear, remember, we're
best friends! (laughs) - No, we're not, yah! - [Orange] Pear! - I'm just saying my mantra. ♫ Pear, pear, pear, pear ♫ Pear, pear, pear, pear ♫ Orange, orange ♫ Hee-Yah ♫ Pow, pow, pow, pow ♫ Go away ♫ Wow, hee-yah, hee-yah ♫ I didn't mean to do that ♫ That was amazing
