Andrew Schulz Funniest Podcast Moments: Chapter 4

follow the instagram [ __ ] ying yang monkey [Music] all these rappers want to hang out with him right everybody wants to hang out with the the silverback man everybody wants to hang out with the guy who's knocking people out take a point huh yeah i bet your boys going through that right now who's that dustin oh yeah i'm sure oh i know he's been hacked yeah people have been trying to get him to do everything he said stop yeah driving gloves he said somebody hit him up to model driving gloves i'm like jesus man for golf huh no for driving autos bro like like the taxi kept driving like new york like roaring 20s kind of [ __ ] whenever i get into a tax cab the i had gloves i was like bro we're about to be early this guy came ready to work bro who's playing dude how strenuous is holding the wheel we got power steering now dude people drive with their knees dude people who have no arms and they go to work by driving with their [ __ ] feet and you got full-on gloves to hold the wheel the wheel is made out of gloves they made it easier for you they just put the glove on the wheel it's unbelievable what could it possibly do i don't know i don't know after a long day drive you think you take it off you're like thank god i pour i'm sweating through the laundry but i think they're waiting to help you like get like yeah no he's wearing weighted driving have you [ __ ] seen america talk people are wearing complete [ __ ] there was a weighted swimming neck brace that two people [ __ ] drowned in that they had a lawsuit like eight years ago why would anybody wear weights in the pool because they're [ __ ] idiots here have you been alive have you [ __ ] been outside of your eyes no people are [ __ ] bro awaited swimming to fight people are legally [ __ ] and then there's people that are just after that yo that's the thing that's crazy is it like we had to decide when a [ __ ] starts right and there are people who are just not recalling yeah we called him normal dude there's no that yeah that first the first little iq point right there those people walking around barely getting by yeah like every once in a while want to make one of the moans and little [ __ ] jurassic park there is a guy okay alan his parents just let him go outside and just [ __ ] turn around and just look at each other they gotta hold in that [ __ ] sound so nobody knows yeah you gotta hold that [ __ ] out yeah just look at her [Music] it's like a mosquito ben shapiro right right like the internet is so polarized right it's like i'm super conservative super liberal we're super offensive and funny we're super liberal and cocky right right there's no middle ground on the internet it's like how did trump become president i'm crazy this way right and then you figure it out you kind of roll back in right right it almost turns people off when you when you don't when you when you when you're reasonable when you're reasonable turns people reasonable yeah they're like that's not entertaining so check out this clip it's super reasonable hey you should see this dunk he like kind of lays it in now you want to see zion jump through the [ __ ] ceiling that was insane that block when he blocked it he didn't this was the craziest thing he jumped early yeah because he knew he could meet it in the air um raleigh mouse here with us today and uh and why don't you bring something up riley we got a fella that from the mta i know that brought in a question here it's an urban gentleman kind of a suburban gentleman no urban this guy's urban oh urban gentleman there we go get it out that's it huh did you ever move back to kelly well let's see what this guy has to say [Laughter] sorry brandon the bike the podcast is up it's just gonna be some sting brandon oh it's been staying for a couple weeks over there you and chris you better eat some weird [ __ ] what's on the menu what's on the menu next week they're always getting freaking ridiculous over there dude like i'm flying in for a delicacy get out of here get the volume on riley no hold on so you're not going back bro you're not going i'm going back dude [ __ ] you bro this is a question turn the question on i can't because y'all made fun of me for the way i laugh on the podcast who did you shut the [ __ ] up [Laughter] who said that who did that one i did that's awesome bro find a better way to fix it riley yeah i know that's what i'm trying to do okay i was crying sorry man this question was probably all these kids you got working here bro like 12 years old it's getting bad you got a little peter pan factory going on dude what's going on that's the one thing you find out outside of l.a in new york dude it's young boy need the fat you need the fat you yeah yeah you can't yeah you can't unfortunately tennessee's not gonna get the job done texas would texas conversation with yes texas versus france who wins tax wow taxes rhode island over france say what i would i would put my money on rhode island over no yeah no no i have a base do we have air force do we have all that [ __ ] like texas is comfortable independent it has the it has like this sure what is i don't know how many people i don't want to like overestimate but 30 000 soldiers or something like 30 000 people 20 000 animals facts yeah but there's like some crazy military uh industrial complex that has like i'd go as far as to say with the exception with the exception of because they do have a lot of money even though i don't have an army with the exception of germany and england i would put texas up against any other country in europe i'm gonna put the world it's iran because iran has got they got a dece military according to the news whether it's fake or not son stop what what are they doing i know it's true what are they doing i know you really believe there was really believe tex you think that iran could take out texas no no no no i'm just saying i think it's one seven a seven game series they might take two three games not even close yeah they might i think we're like forgetting about our military superiority and i [ __ ] hate these like hipsters that come on twitter and start talking about like what we should do and yeah they don't you don't [ __ ] know where stop poking the bear we're the bear yeah yeah we're the [ __ ] bit like yeah what is it walter white said i'm the one who knocks yeah yeah yeah you pop some [ __ ] in an embassy in a [ __ ] patch of dirt that we don't care about and we took out your number one they got it they didn't take out some bum yeah we took out your number one the [ __ ] robot where the [ __ ] would robot venom went in there and did it i agree with it yeah let's do it i support banning schultzy's clips in germany and italy yeah that could just rearrange the whole fabric of that nation if you throw some german subtitles under there in partnership yeah i mean that's just i haven't seen ones that knocks yeah i mean that's that's the type of passion that can galvanize the proletariat it's what it is yeah that's the type of national pride that gets the poppers going what it is yeah like when you think about it we just talk [ __ ] for hours and that's better than a tv show that they spend tens of millions of dollars yeah like you and i have just made [ __ ] sounds there was a part of this podcast where we just made reef dart sounds i made one but yeah but you did a couple because you could you did a couple you did more you're the most yeah you did the baritone take that king of the sting okay you eat your weird foods we're out here and we're making retards you guys are bad friends get the [ __ ] out of here you guys are both two guys that i told i wouldn't do podcasts with that's who you guys are so bobby lee's not even awake right now and it's 4 pm in the afternoon guy texts me at 2 49 am the other day asking me a normal daytime question what do you ask i love that [ __ ] so much i haven't seen you in a while yeah the [ __ ] you talking about that's cause i'm [ __ ] dayternal fam tighten up dude oh [ __ ] let me ask you a controversial question yes should comics be doing like 10 specials or is it time to hang it up is it time what's going on i don't want to do a special unless i have to talk about something right right do you know what i'm saying like yeah i mean there's so many comics have been around forever since we're two yeah is it time for any of them to leave and this is one of my this is one of the things i say and i want the tim dil do i want to do the tim dillon show answer or do i is it the real answer it's the real answer the real answer is keep on doing until the wheels fall off that makes you happy the tim dylan show answers a lot of guys got to go i love you but you gotta go you gotta go and i respect you and you've done it but what are we still doing at a certain point right at a certain point you've done it like how much can you do it like it's you know yeah what do you see uh yeah i mean i get it if it makes you happy do whatever makes you happy what if we doesn't do what makes me happy and what makes me happy is you not doing this anymore they have to go yes or yes yeah they gotta go i love you i think yeah yes or yes we should do a yearly purge yeah of them yeah we just sit down has to happen and we just instead of like the time what is gonna happen to comedy clubs in this in in this i think comedy clubs are good because i think that's i think comedy clubs are going to be good is the grilling creeper growing um dude he is how old are you man again 22. 22. 22. he's american dude yeah tell him you're straight american aren't you i am yeah i never said he wasn't american there you go he was a boy but look i know there's racial connotation to everything okay that's what people say yeah yeah he's um he's a good guy man good guy riley mao an adult right riley i am and where do you work at riley in uh in nashville there you go all right there you go let me ask you this though this is pretty rehearsal you guys been working on this case the cops come i don't know what his [ __ ] problem is where do you work at regularly riley what does theo do after 10 30. what do you work at regularly riley before he goes to bed what's going on what's his favorite snack no i let him run around on my back for a few minutes i think theo likes cheerios um here's what i'm asking you bro dude your mic is looking for you bro it's just getting further yeah the other day you might put up a wanted poster this mentor you on it bro have you seen it's just you in the picture you're hanging in front of me somebody got to prank me where they just like cement it in i go to push it away i just throw myself [Laughter] like i want black people to live and prosper i don't it's not like i'm gonna then think it's a like that black people are bad does that make any sense yeah i think that the tricky thing with that is just like all crime is usually committed within the same race because most people just live around their race right so i think the term to a lot of people is like well black and black crimes and white on white crime like white people are murdering white people like all these serial killers often are just murdering white chicks they can watch any of these documentaries just a white dude murdering white chicks that's not white on white crime that's easy too let's be honest dude dude was so easy where's the white murderer in black chicks bro that that right there that right there that would be hard to do [ __ ] tuskegee airman you need like a you need a music german yeah you need a plate like that you're gonna need a plane all these serial kills are [ __ ] bro you're just going after white chicks richard ramirez [ __ ] ass [ __ ] that's true these black cherries start fighting back i got now i got him we got him they had this white girl in my classical run up i could not breathe deep without this chick seeing me from across the [ __ ] class like she just always had a beat on whatever i was doing i think she thought i could maybe you know just end up being a crazy person or something so i just any time i even like would be like i [ __ ] notice you [ __ ] yes yes we're not shooting at the school today theo no no

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Length: 14min 12sec (852 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 14 2021